Thread 718454572

ITT : post only pure dogshit games you don't even bother to play

PERSOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Elden ring
(Let's go contrarian bros)

>>718454572 (OP)
this.
>>718454731
this.
>>718454853
this.

>>718454572 (OP)
Any Switch pokemon game

>>718454572 (OP)
but enough about those japanese anime games

*sigh*
*post his 845309543th rdr2.jpg only for shitting on it*
are you happy now?

>>718454572 (OP)
You start

>>718454572 (OP)
You mean non-Nintendo games you can't play on your Bingbox yet?

>>718455821
He did, this review stopped me from buying and playing it and I know it's not a review bomb because of the played hours.

>>718456185
Thing is, unless you make some very very specific choices, you’ll never see any lgbt content at all.

If you’re choosing to romance same sex companions etc that’s entirely on you.

>>718456185
Then you're an absolute fool. You're not going to see any LGBT content unless you're a gay tranny making gay tranny choices. Just imagine going through life and making decisions how this guy makes makes decisions, lmao.

>>718454572 (OP)
>>718454731
>>718454853
I dropped all 3.

>>718456305
>"noooooooooooooooo gale I just wanted to see your magic trick!!!!!!!!!!!! noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! don't suck my cock!!!! don't suck my cock!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
stfu wench

>>718456305
>hey Tav
>Gale here
>Look, I am conjuring a face of Mystra using magic! It's funny because Mystra *is* the magic itself, so I'm literally making Mystra using Mystra...
>Anyway, I fucked her raw.
>And you can fuck her too, if you learn magic you know!
>I can teach you if you want
>just repeat those gestures...
>You're doing it, Tav! You're channeling the weave!
>*suddenly a female motion capture actor takes hold of your male character, which you yourself associate with and self-insert into*
>*you look at Gale longingly, and he looks at you the same way*
>*narrator speaks about intimate atmosphere and anticipation of a kiss...*
>*you get uncomfortably close to Gale while your character looks like he's about to go for a kiss, and you have 5 different flavours of how to initiate sex and only one option to stop it*
>*you choose to stop it*
>*weave dissapears. Both Gale AND you look extremely sad and dissapointed you didn't get some gay sex*
>Well, it was good while it lasted, Tav... *Gale goes away sobbing, while your character looks guilty*
>*if you try to kill Gale after that you have to resurrect him and have him in your party or it's a game over*

>>718455749
>There are wilderness areas in the US and Canada that look like that
I miss the mountains

I dont know anything about D&D, can I still enjoy BG3?

>>718454572 (OP)
>still mad over BG3 years later.

>>718454572 (OP)
>dogshit
It''s an "ok" game. It's not great, but nothing about it is really terrible either. Larian's writing always devolves into campy self-parody by the end of their games and BG3 is no different. All the (easily avoidable) gay shit is really nothing compared to this and the fact that the scope of the game is absolutely tiny after 1 and 2.

>>718454572 (OP)
>>718454731
any persona after 2

Is this the russian lolcow thread?

>>718456526
This is one of the 10 billion shit about this game. Not the gay shit in this case. But the fact that the player character acts in cutscene that completely contrary to the person you are trying to play.

>The ad spammer made a third thread
You're not getting one without exposure schizoshill

>>718457259
rent free

>>718456823
>easily avoidable
Anon, its "easily avoidable" by clicking the option to pretend it isnt happening. But it happens constantly during where you will be playing the game and a scene will suddenly turn extremely gay and you have actively avoid it.

>bugshill's shity wukong threads sliding too
lol
>>718457502
>he's looking for his friend again
lmao

Since this negposting was made to advertise the game, here is the gameplay

>>718454572 (OP)
Undertale
Deltarun

>>718457551
stfu cunt

When something you don't like is a success, you can just ignore it instead of eternally seething about it for just over two years now.

>>718457551
>>718457569
get new webms faggot

>>718456305
>average BG 3 experience
on top of the only straight option aka shadowheart being an old hag that slept with every guy she met and cucks u on top of it.

>>718454572 (OP)
you just posted it

>>718456471
This but unironically. The jeets shilled this so fucking hard that I will never ever in a million years play this UE5 garbage French shit slop

>>718460083
nice english carlos-kun

>>718460141
Thanks Pedro

hated this piece of shit, yuck

>>718456579
Montana and Utah are both pretty cheap bro. What's stopping you?

>>718456185
>this review stopped me from buying and playing
This is your review that you've been spamming here for the past 2 years, mindbroken schizo.

>>718454572 (OP)
Thanks for reminding me to play this

>>718457621
>>718457670
maybe you could make some good webms to showcase the better gameplay, since you keep shilling the game?
You have BG3 installed on your PC, right?

>>718461312
>spamming
I saw it being posted here 2 years back and getting to 700+ replies in less than 5 minutes.
I did save it, and yes, it did save me from buying the game.
>schizo keeps accusing everyone of being his obsession
kek

>>718461719
If there was a competition for the most mentally ill subhuman on /v/, you'd easily make it to top 3.

>>718461797
yes, imo right next one is shazamdiscord and third one might be witcher 3 shitter

>>718461797
>6k mentions by one schizo alone in the archive
>Schizo keeps trying to misspell the name just to avoid the counter go up
>Looking for misspells and combinations of russian/brony easily gives you a couple more thousand mentions
How could one steam poster mindbreak a glowie so hard?