Thread 718455534

>this guy shows up at the climax of your favorite game
how does he change the story /v/

Nonstop sweaty babymaking sex with ghosts.

>>718455580
>>718455534 (OP)
genuinely wtf was this retards problem
>hey blah blah special bottle cap myth
>btw i dont collect them anymore
>has a bunch on him
???

HELLO THERE
just thought i'd stop time right before your penis erupts into that hot lady ghost. she seems real nice. but not as nice as a sunset sarsaparilla, did you know some of them have special bottle caps?

>>718455675
>doesn't collect them anymore
>keeps the ones he's already collected on him
use your brain anon

>>718455836
why didn’t he sell them or some shit he talks about how its too dangerous or whatever and there’s ppl going around killing each other for them lmfao

>>718455675
i just assumed that he was being cautious just in case the person he's talking to is another allen marks. why he bothered to stalk some rando courier then confront him about the caps is the more baffling question; the actual answer is just player convenience, but there are more organic ways to inform them about it

>>718455580
He would get the protagonist and himself killed

What if Alma raped you in this form

>>718455580
the ending to chapter 6 of RDR2
>interrupt arthur and micah's little brawl to inform them of the ever important bottle caps
>micah takes a moment to tell him to fuck off; arthur uses that moment to get the upper hand on micah and put him down for good
>arthur still dies, but now john can peacefully retire at beecher's hope and not give himself away by going on one last revenge mission in the epilogue
it's not like edgar ross wouldn't be able to find him anyways, but the end of the epilogue does imply that the shootout at the mountain was the main thing that gave john away

>>718456547
I'd cum even harder.

>>718455641
No wonder Becket coomed in like 60 seconds

"Saarsparilla"
lmao

Sunjeep Saarsparilla
It's brown and attracts cazadors