Thread 718457516

What do they see in him???!!!

They’re just friends tho

>>718457516 (OP)
he's the only human male in the setting who has his shit together

I wanna be kissed by Vivian

>>718457516 (OP)
Mario was played by Bob Hoskins in the movie.
As this image demonstrates, Bob Hoskins was a buffet of manliness.
One can assume that Mario is as manly as Bob Hoskins.
Therefore, it's only natural that girls go gaga for Mario.

>>718457516 (OP)
doesn't matter anymore since shittendo pussied out and made them just friends

I want to suck, lick, and kiss Vivian's big purple cock and lick up all of her cum after she orgasms on her tits.

>>718457516 (OP)
Human Supremacy and BHC

>>718458271
you know I kinda get it now

Why did they make a Goomba so damn cute

From Mario and Luigi Paper Jam, we learned that Paper Peach puts out and 3D Peach is a stuck up bitch. Luckily Mario is a chad and he has multiple women as other options.

>>718458271
>just a nice, friendly, jolly, reliable, outgoing, sociable fellow who always puts others before himself
>women flock to him
so... it's the stache, right?

>>718460886
Also don't forget that he's incredibly physically powerful and effortlessly beats the crap out of everyone who crosses him.

>>718460886
i love how stache in mario and luigi is a combination of luck and charisma

>>718457516 (OP)
Yeah Mario, why'd you kiss a man? You gay?

>>718462047
it's not his fault that he was sexually assaulted by a tranny