Thread 718461090

>"*cough*....I.....sure am glad....*cough*...that I played all those video games....."
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

>>718461090 (OP)
BASED

>>718461090 (OP)
>never got a chance to see them live before they split
Feelsbadman

>>718461090 (OP)
If I get to choose, I'll die alone at home and then someone finds my mummified corpse.

>>718461090 (OP)
If I could do it again, I'd play even more

>>718461252
>you'll die alone.
Good

>>718461252
why would you want your family and friends to watch you die?

>>718461090 (OP)
>dying before silksong
hehe. casual.

>>718461387
I'd prefer a Victorian era paupers grave. Affordable and less mess involved. Going to hell regardless so might as well not leave anything behind for the rats to chew on.

>>718461435
Better that someone sees you out rather than falling asleep halfway through.

I want to die in physical combat with another person. That's the best way to die.
Barring that, a car crash would be good.

>>718461090 (OP)
ting to doujins

>>718461252
you'll likely die alone even when you have a family retard, do you think they'll just completely stop their lives and camp out in the hospital until you die?
you're a zoomer who still has your grandparents, aren't you?

>>718461090 (OP)
/v/ doesn't even play video games. It should be a guy who died after spending his life ruining a website.

>>718461090 (OP)
This but unironically

I wasn't even supposed to exist in the first place so it doesn't really matter what I do with my life. And when nothing you do matters, you can do whatever you want.

>>718461736
>when nothing you do matters, you can do whatever you want.

Why do you post if nothing you do matters?

>>718461786
because it doesn't matter

I can't wait to be an old piece of shit and just sit around playing video games
It'll be just like my peak neet life

>>718461805
Oh, okay. I'll show you what happens to people who don't matter.

>>718461090 (OP)
Dark souls broke me into the man I am today.

>>718461837
>and just sit around playing video games
But you already do that anon.

Have a look at this screenshot. It's full of very important posts by people who matter.

>>718461842
I don't think you correctly think you've got it. but that's alright.

>>718461867
W rizz

Yeah man it was fun

>>718461090 (OP)
is there something else anons should be doing instead?

>>718461889
>filters every post
>proceeds to talk to himself
congrats on your schizo echo-chamber

>>718461090 (OP)
yes
I sure am glad I had someone to share videogames with

>>718461252
Death is the ultimate equalizer
It comes to everyone no matter who and what you achieved

>have fun alone for decades, +70 hours every week, more after retire
or
>have "fun" with your nagging wife, demanding children, no money, huge debt, no free time for anything you would like

Hmm... hard choice indeed.

>>718462058
>men want one thing

>>718461572
>I want to die in physical combat with another person. That's the best way to die.
You're an Elder Scrolls orc, then. They insist on dying in battle as opposed to old age. You can encounter a random orc in Skyrim who demands you fight him to the death for this reason.

>>718462000
Posting on 4chan, apparently. 4chan is too interesting to me, because it proves that every single stupid person, of which there are billions, still feels like their opinion needs to be heard.
Nobody knows how frustrating it is when you can't people apart. It appears as if one person is spamming the board.

>>718462058
The positions of those arms means two of those ladies are awkwardly leaning across him. Or sitting on him. I prefer sitting on him.

>>718461090 (OP)
no one cares

>>718461252
Its actually more likely that when you're old, people from the 3rd world will beat you up in an old peoples home and nobody will care cause you have no family LOL

>>718461340
>Oh man they had a live event in 1997 and 2007, I was too young for both, but now I'm in my mid 20s, I can't wait for Alive 2017!

All I want is my hobbies and a dog or two

>>718462131
why do retards always frame the things they don't want in the worst possible ways. Are they just autistic?

>have "fun" completely alone in a desolate black room in front of the blue lights with no real human connection or love
or
>have fun with your loving wife, children that you care for and that care for you back when you're older, a comfortable amount of money, no debt, and the time to play vidya with your children
see I can do it too

>>718461090 (OP)
This but unironically. I have anxiety I'll die before finishing all those kinos out there. There is too much content to consume and the only reason I can manage is because wokeness has destroyed most of the good stuff

>>718462339
Very few people get to live this life
Just look at your parents and see how miserable they are and if they're not then congratulations

>>718462126
rly?

>>718461681
>>718461681
>o you think they'll just completely stop their lives and camp out in the hospital until you die?
a family who cares about you will. in your case, no.

I'm certified high functioning autistic, except not even the intelligent kind that has some sort of innate intellectual superpower. I just got the complete inability to connect with other human beings. I was statistically a dead end by birth, because less than 5% of autistic men actually succeed in getting a relationship.

>>718462417
>Very few people get to live this life
>sample size of 1, being your own parents
Alright bud, I'll pray for you.

>Just work for 40 years and die
Live fast die young

>>718461435
because you'll be terrified and need comforting maybe

Didnt vaxx so I have plenty of time to game

>>718462451
>I just got the complete inability to connect with other human beings.

Shouldn't you be able to connect with other autistic people?

>>718462281
Imagine you're 78 gamer and now in an old people's home, and all the workers are from some shithole african country. You have no family, nobody cares about you.

A big black guy comes into your room every morning, and slaps you around while cleaning your room. Nothing you can do to stop him, nobody cares and when you complain to the manager he is a nigger too and laughs at you.

>Next day, there he is again.
>Prey for death, it doesn't come.
>The beatings continue.
>he brings your foot, spits in it and laughs

The wonders of diversity are yours to enjoy.

>>718462549
Me, for example. I had two friends in high school.
>a guy nobody liked
Maybe he was autistic if nobody liked him.
>a deaf guy
There was no reason to hate this guy, and I'll just assume everyone was too ethnic for him.

I don't see why autistic people can't have friends.

I unironically like being alone
I'm not shy nor I'm gay but i enjoy time with myself more than i enjoy hanging out with people, it's hard to explain this to other people because they instantly thinks I'm depressed

>"*cough*....I.....sure am grad....*cough*...that I watched arr those tranime....."
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

>>718462715
Yea that's why you are here seeking attention from other anon, retard.

On my death bed I’ll be saying I wish I played more videogames

>>718462549
>>718462650
I'm self-aware enough now that I get really annoyed when people parrot on about the exact same topics with no shift in what aspect they're talking about. A good chunk of this is because I was the exact same way until I finally clocked on "this is fucking annoying" by being around other autists.

>>718462471
just bring your switch

my grandad died while sleeping when the hospice workers came to turn him in his bed. they started moving him and heard his deathrattle.

>>718462715
I'm massively introverted as well, while my sister is a huge extrovert. I often wonder how we turned out so different.

>>718462439
>sorry boss i can't come back to work, i have to watch my dad die. can i have an indeterminate amount of days off?

>>718462752
Too normie for autists, too autist for normies

>>718462828
>I often wonder how we turned out so different.
Upbrining?

>>718461090 (OP)
only reason to play vidya is if you have someone else to play them with, otherwise they are literally the worst hobby possible.

>>718461252
>I'LL DIE ALONE BUT NOT ENSLAVED TO HAGS
>I'M NOT A STUPID FUCKING NORMALFAAAAAAAAAG

>>718462828
Same except she's dead and I'm still here. Would've been a lot better if the positions were switched.

i wish i played more

>>718462842
Pffft most people here are not autistic. They simply hide their failures behind convenient labels such as ‘autism'/'aspergers'

>>718462417
every parent can live that life. the ones that choose to be miserable are just selfish assholes. my mom would be a selfish asshole without kids and so would my dad

>>718461090 (OP)
Yep. No regerts

>>718462858
Got into video games as a kid and that was basically all I wanted to spend my time on untill I was a young adult. Parents didnt particularly care what I did as long as I didn't get into trouble. Hard to not figure this is the root cause of my introversion.

>>718462339
>see i did it too
Doesn't prove anything
I want you to flip your argument on its head and realize people would rather stay in front of a screen all day for the rest of their lives instead of being a """""""""""""""""""normal""""""""""""""""""" person
This is how bad being """""""""""""""""""normal""""""""""""""""""" is

Imagine being alive and suddenly you close your eyes to get some rest and you die lol. How the fuck does that happen bro LMAO

>>718462715
Same.

I get nervous if people are around or I feel like I'm being watched. I also start thinking everyone is whispering about me.

>>718461252
>>718462439
This is why your bait falls flat. You have no life experience, you have no idea how the real world works, you are a sheltered child with no responsibilities and you project that into everyone else.

>>718463035
your dad failed you anon

>>718462963
>most people here are not autistic

No, they're not. If they were autistic, I would actually like them. Real autism is being able to do something infinitely, like I did here: >>718461682
The behaviour only looks strange to normal people.

>>718463065
every day you wake up a little more tired until one day you're too tired to wake up at all
it's called aging

>>718462606
>Hey imagine this completely made up scenario that I invented in my head. Makes you mad doesn't it?
Why are right-wingers like this?

>>718461090 (OP)
Yes. What else would I say?

>>718463058
>Doesn't prove anything
No, it proves that you just frame the things you like in the best possible situation, and the thing you dislike in the worst possible situation, so you can then say "see, I'm right guys!", when it's clearly not that simple.
I hope you get clearer thinking when you're older than 21, i used to type the same way as you including the overuse of """""" on certain words

>>718462185
Nah, it's cause I'm a coward.
Dying like the guy in op, that's terrifying to me. There's time to see it coming, time to watch the black creep in and light fade. I know that in that moment, I will feel maddening levels of terror and a sense of being a trapped animal. But in good, single combat, going unconscious and being stomped to death, or shot, or even stabbed in the heart/neck, it will all come much quicker. No time to think anymore and sully myself with cowardice, just lights out, and then I awaken on the other side.

Why are you anons already thinking about being an old man and dying?
Most of you are 12 years old.

>>718462281
>>718462606
old people's homes are for busy families to get rid of their elderly because they're too fucking frail and weak and don't have any time to babysit them in their busy lives.
why the fuck would you end up there when you have no family? you'll just keep living in your own fucking house.

>>718463256
>and then I awaken on the other side.
Going by the script of your average demoralizer it doesn't work like that. The samsara doesn't exist in their eyes.

>*cough*... N-...NIGGER!..*cough*... TRANNY...
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

>>718461090 (OP)
>implying I would die in a bed at an old age
one day I will snap and just end it all

>>718463474
>one day I will snap and just end it all

What? Do you mean shoot yourself? I just go to sleep and hope it's the last sleep, considering I don't have a gun.

>>718461090 (OP)
>I....I'm glad I...worked 70%...o-of my life...

>>718461090 (OP)
I died after living a life doing the things I enjoy? Damn, what a tragedy.
>"NO. I HAVE TO LEAVE MY NAME IN THE HISTORY BOOKS LIKE CEASAR, NAPOLEON, AND ALEXANDER THE GREAT"
Do zoomers really?

>>718463136
Every autist has their own hyper-fixation. For me, it's robots, mecha, power suits, tactical gear etc., been like this since I was a kid. I'm not intelligent enough to understand engineering or how to build them, and have never really cared for that part of it. How they look has always been what's captivated me. My room is littered with Gunpla, 40K models, third party reimagings of old Super Sentai mecha etc. I've spent a stupid amount of money on this shit, and a good part of my daily routine is just wandering around admiring my collection, and I can't stop myself.

>>718463065
That's pretty much the best way to go though. Just skips the dying and reflecting on life part completely

>>718463256
I'd be terrified of a black creeping in too, fren.

>>718461090 (OP)
this but unironically

what the fuck else should I be doing in this god forsaken place?

>Not going to Antarctica for your final voyage
>Trying to find Elder Things and ancient ayy lmao cities

>>718463660
I'm bored just hearing about it. If it makes you feel better, the smartest person I know had a passing interest in 40K. I guess it's because you feel like a general of an army.

>>718462726
>sharty shitcord raid bot

>>718461090 (OP)
do you think picrel will be streaming on his deathbed?

>>718462339
Because your bottom example is a fantasy that doesn't happen for 99.9% of people.
>Comfortable amount of money, no debt, time to play vidya
These things are very unlikely to exist because having a family is expensive and takes up a lot of time. You simply have to make compromises to your life, that's just how it is.

I literally am gonna be most upset about my backlog if I die tomorrow
I'm working on it

>>718463750
I used to feel bad for this penguin but now I realize he achieved enlightenment and is migrating to Agartha

>>718461090 (OP)
extremely based

>>718462726
>I sure am glad...I spent all that time...complaining about anime on an anime website....and didn't stop even a single piece of anime content being posted...ever......*beeeeeeeeeep*

>>718461252
My grandma sent her children away when she knew it was over, even while sedated on morphine and dying from cancer she was lucid enough to not want her children to see it

>>718463834
well to be fair, you wont be able to upset about anything if you die, thats the awesome part about being dead

>>718461090 (OP)
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
>Achievement Unlocked: You won!

>>718463217
nta, I'm the original poster.
looks like you didn't understand my post at all.
but good luck finding that dream life you are looking for.

>>718463843
AGARTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>718461252
>dsp
>surrounded by all his trolls and the IRS
>literal minutes left until the inevitable

what are his last words?

>>718463923
>Achievement Unlocked: The bigger they are...

>same fucking thread over and over
fucking kys faggot shitposter
not vidya

>>718462339
Except the second option doesn't exist

>>718461252
lol who cares. once you're dead, you're dead no memories, no nothing. It's not like you're in your casket going "damn no one was there!!!: CHUD

>>718463853
>comparing winning in lottery to a part time job at McBurgers

>>718463993
Obviously
>wow how was I supposed to know that kills me?

>>718464008
based and kek

>>718463778
Nah for me I think it is just genuinely the aesthetic. I think the most dangerous autist trap for me would be a Factorio-like except the entire purpose is to mass manufacture mechs that don't even do anything, they just sit on storage for you to admire them. I get a cold sweat thinking about how much of my life that would absorb.

>>718463993
>woooooooooooooooow

>>718463993
>give me money right now, my rent is still due. i don't do this shit for your morons for free you fucking idiots, now give me money

>>718464008
Jej

>>718463660
Thoughts on Bionicle?

>>718464008
only good post in the thread

>>718461090 (OP)
If you think a game is a waste of time you don't have to play it. Just play the good ones.

>>718463853
Oh my god. Is this an Asian bitch cosplaying a White girl? Someone tell me I'm wrong.

>>718464103
>I think the most dangerous autist trap for me would be a Factorio-like except the entire purpose is to mass manufacture mechs that don't even do anything

Oh, nice. I like RPGs.

>>718464274
What are your top 5 cRPGs? Let's assume hypothetically I was a fucking retard as a kid who never got around to playing any of them except KotOR

>>718464274
>Is this an Asian bitch cosplaying a White girl?
Doro is whatever you want her to be

>>718461090 (OP)
>I... sure am.. glad.. mr goldtein was able to buy that yacht.. and.. that.. his indulged child inherited everything I earned for him.. while my son inherented my debt... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>>718464359
>his indulged child
His what? What were you actually trying to say, ESL fren?

>>718464312
>What are your top 5 cRPGs?

Ugh... are you really going to pull that on me? I'll just name five I remember.

1. Baldur's Gate 3
2. Neverwinter Nights
3. Planescape: Torment
4. Fallout: New Vegas
5. Pillars of Eternity

Sorry if I didn't take it too seriously. Also, I heard Pillars was going to become turn based in an update. That's interesting.

>>718464230
They were sick, and yes I goon to the NSFW models people made.

>>718464419
New Vegas used to be one of my favorite games until trannies took it over. Now I hate it.

>>718464419
Sounds good, I guess I'll start with BG1

>>718461735
GIWTWM

>>718464497
>I guess I'll start with BG1

Sure, why not. I always tell people those games are dated, but they've been updated by Beamdog to where they're actually playable.

>>718461681
I'll be dying alone myself probably but yes, people with actual families DO do that. I did that for my grandmother and grandfather and will also do for my mother. My father died in another country randomly in an accident and thats the only reason I wasn't there for him. What the fuck is wrong with YOU?

>>718464465
Trannies also breathe and drink water.

>>718461090 (OP)
>"*cough* ... I..... sure am glad..... *cough* ... that I worked all those meaningful hours at homocorp a-a-and... watched all those seasons of... niggerball... with my.... diverse family and... friends... I loved... hot dogs..."
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

>>718461252
Quite grim now that I think about it, I might just die alone in a retirement home or hospital. My parents are long gone by then.

>>718461090 (OP)
>I AM SURE... GLAD... TO HAVE SHARED... ALL THESE MOMENTS... WITH YOU... *dies*
>GRANDDADDY? GRANDDADDY NO!!!! *gurgling sobbing*
>*sniffle sniffle*
>*deep breath*
>woman hugs older woman

>>718464541
That's great, we're talking about online community interactions however.
>JUSTPLAYOFFLINEANDNEVERTALKABOUTIT
If anyone was going to do that they wouldn't be posting on 4chan. People should be able to talk about their favorite games without them being interrupted by groomer propaganda.

>>718464585
>with my.... diverse family and... friends

>>718461252
My grandma was 99 and lived with my uncle for most of her life and still died alone during the final week

>>718464608
If it helps you any, that's the fate of all old people so you won't be unique just cause the others had sex
The nurses at my grandad's retirement home say all the other old people get visited maybe twice a year at most. Shit's grim indeed

>>718464539
>What the fuck is wrong with YOU?
i have a fucking job?

>>718464724
>People still haven't taken the NEETpill
>In 2025

>>718464724
That's what time off and bereavement leave is for

>>718464834
Naw thanks I'd rather not have to worry about money every day. NEETs always flipflop between posting about how superior their lifestyle is and crying about how expensive everything is

>>718464608
Hey at least you won't be face down in a ditch or floating down the river. More convenient to cart you out of a death camp rather than fishing you out with a stick.

>>718464896
Just be frugal, duh

>>718463780
>>718463878
>NOOOOOOOOO DON'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MUH TRANIME
*ACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK*

>>718464896
>and crying about how expensive everything is
Those are false flags from seething Wagies

>>718464932
No.

>>718464853
>time off
you don't know the exact date your family member passes away and you certainly won't get get unlimited time off until that actually happens
>bereavement leave
this happens AFTER the family member passes away retard

>>718464953
>Anime lover
>Had 3DPD up on his wall
So which one is it?

>>718461786
Because I felt like it. That's the only reason I need to do anything.

>>718461252
lmao this fucking retard believes the shit he sees in movies when I'm reality you die in your sleep and your family (if they keep in touch) get a phonecall, that's it

>>718461090 (OP)
>YOU SAID THAT NASH WAS INSPIRATIONA- INsPir.. insp...
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

rip king

>>718461090 (OP)
Dying lonely isn't nearly as bad as dying of painful ass-cancer

>>718465078
Fun fact: Cancer is the #1 most common cause of death. When people say an old person died of "natural causes", it's cancer in 80% of cases
Enjoy your existential dread :D

>>718464896
>I'd rather not have to worry about money every day
But you do, you're just another pleb from the working class who can't manage money for shit.

>>718465015
my landlord will find me dead before my family

>>718465174
Pretty sure #1 is heart failure and cancer is #2 or #3

>>718465186
>tell you that I don't do X thing
>yes you do
k

>>718461421
>Good

>>718464541
YWNBAW

>>718464465
Are the groomer trannies in the room with us now?

>>718465672
They're hanging around.

>>718461090 (OP)
>"*cough*....I.....sure am glad....*cough*...that I spent all that extra time working so I could make people who hate me rich

>>718463993
dsp will outlive them

>>718462192
>It appears as if one person is spamming the board
You figured it out. It's all me.

>>718461090 (OP)
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SPEND 50 YEARS WORKING MEANINGLESS JOBS BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY?

Fuck off, time is more valuable than money, especially when you're young. Any moment not spent working is a good moment.

>>718462192
only mods and glowies post on /v/

>>718465985
B-b-b-but the GDP! The green line must go up!

>>718465903
>You figured it out. It's all me.

I knew it. Nobody could pretend to be me, though. My Dota 2 knowledge is too great. For example, NOBODY else would know that when Team Spirit won Ti, it was
>Yatoro, Miphoska, TorontoTokyo, Mira and Collapse
The second time they won, it was with Larl, who replaced Toronto.
Between that time and now, they added Satanic, Malik, and Rue, who replaced Yatoro, Collapse, and Mira.
The current team is Yatoro, Miposhka, Larl, Rue and Collapse.
Only I would know that, because I'm the Dota Anon.

>>718461090 (OP)
Yep. I want a variant of those words, which is to say "I'm glad I focused my life on having fun and creativity."

My biggest regret as I age was being too much of a submissive people pleaser, I really wish I told more people to fuck off when they deserved it

>>718461090 (OP)
>deathmaxxing
what's the benefit?

>>718466068
Impressive brain damage.

>>718465726
They sure love to not participate much tho. Probably the reason you don't see them around when FNV gets mentioned.