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Anonymous No.718461365 >>718461793 >>718461807 >>718462138 >>718462809 >>718463034 >>718463417 >>718463632
Embarrassing Trash
New Order is decent, if very overrated. Old Blood is maybe the best thing with anything "Wolfenstein" written on it.

But this? This is the devs getting high off their own supply and all it feels like is an expansion pack to the first game. No new weapons? Seriously? I'm not even sure if it has new enemies either.

How did they manage to make everyone so unlikable? Even BJ comes off terrible here with his constant moping.

Setting the game in America was a big mistake too, losing all the interesting architecture for generic ruin.
Anonymous No.718461565 >>718461818 >>718462320
The only positive I can remember from playing it is that it ran like fucking butter. That's about it. It killed any enthusiasm I had left for the series. Trump Derangement Syndrome was also in full effect around the time the game was released which didn't help either. The marketing was extremely cringe. Then,
>Youngblood
Probably best the series stays dead.
Anonymous No.718461793 >>718464283
>>718461365 (OP)
I really like it despite its flaws since it's one of the few triple a games that feels like it's made by humans and not money goblins who only produce uncharismatic by the numbers trash
Anonymous No.718461807
>>718461365 (OP)
Relevant repost: Even in today’s hyperpolitical climate, Nu-Wolfenstein would still make bank if a new game was genuinely good and made by sane, normal people.
>Left-wingers like that you kill Nazis.
>Right-wingers like the cool visual and thematic portrayal of the Nazis (eg. instead of Hitler suiciding, he readies his Mecha suit like a badass), and since Nazi Germany is the enemy, you're guaranteed to only see and fight aesthetic, non-dysgenic whites for the entire game.
>Gamers in general like the fast-paced action, treasure hunting, graphics, and technology.
Yet somehow, MachineGames manages to piss all 3 of us off.
Anonymous No.718461818
>>718461565
Unironically excited for that one due to the coop which will hopefully shake it up as I couldn't be bothered to do the DLC for Colossus as the formula wore me out.

>Stealth
>Don't do stealth
>Do stupid shit to grind perks (that are also bad)

Come up with something fucking else for me please. If my buddy is helping, it's at least making the game go quicker.
Anonymous No.718462138 >>718462407
>>718461365 (OP)
They don't even take advantage of the American setting since the whole game takes place in dingy underground corridors or forgettable rubble. I can instantly recall most chapters of New Order and Old Blood, and maybe 2 or 3 of New Colossus on a good day.
Anonymous No.718462320 >>718465953
>>718461565
>marketing
was the marketing, that people didn't like it and didn't buy it and they said something like killing nazis is now problematic apparently.
Anonymous No.718462407
>>718462138
Ah I knew I wasn't crazy. Old Blood has such a unique look to it. You just can't leave the WW2 setting totally behind.

Unironically the only memorable setpiece/area is the 50's style America town due to modern day America being a hellscape compared to the clean occupation that's depicted in game.

Also going to Venus isn't at all treated like a big deal which I thought going to the moon in TNO was treated like one.
Anonymous No.718462586
Threadly reminder than the entire premise of TNO is highly antisemitic
Anonymous No.718462809 >>718462921
>>718461365 (OP)
There were clearly major issues during development and over half of the game is missing.
Also I never got used to the dual-wielding mechanic. Constantly started dual-wielding by accident and then had trouble putting the other weapon away. It was so clunky I never did it on purpose.
Anonymous No.718462921
>>718462809
Dual auto shotties are hallway erasers.

Dual stgs with armor piercing/fast reloads are the go to for robots.
Anonymous No.718463034
>>718461365 (OP)
Why would I want to kill Nazis? They can make the game as gay as they want for all I care.
Anonymous No.718463053
I enjoyed TNO's different settings and weapons more, TOB's guns felt kinda lame.
However, TOB was an actual Wolfenstein game and, more importantly, it had actual bosses.
Anonymous No.718463417 >>718463562
>>718461365 (OP)
Oh my god, can you stop shitting up the board with your faggy threads? It's obvious you're the guy that hates RE7 and loves RE0. You went from Tomb Raider to Max Payne to RE7 and then Robocop, it's obvious you're the same poster that says "uhmm people don't even finish their games lol" and post the same picture with an achievement completion percentage. Nobody cares.
Anonymous No.718463562
>>718463417
Cope
Anonymous No.718463632 >>718463793 >>718463948
>>718461365 (OP)
Things outside the gameplay in the first game weren't great either. BJ was in constant situations where he should have been dead, no muscle atrophy after being a vegetable for years, etc. The signs were there.
Anonymous No.718463793 >>718463948
>>718463632
>protagonist has plot armor
WOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Next you're telling me getting pummeled by a resurrected king of ould and completely restoring yourself with picking up bandages is unrealistic
Anonymous No.718463948
>>718463632
>>718463793
It's weird that the second game addresses the muscle atrophy thing as if people complained about TNO for this and they decided to make it a gameplay mechanic.
Anonymous No.718464283
>>718461793
>games that feels like it's made by humans and not money goblins who only produce uncharismatic by the numbers trash
I don't know how people can say HaloCoD 28: The Official Game of the Movie: Returbation feels original.
Like wow, Cover Based shooting with hitscan guns against one human enemy with turret segments and whatever other shit there was?! ZOMG so much sovvvl.
Anonymous No.718465953
>>718462320
The marketing was unashamedly playing into 2016 Burger identity politics, trying to entice people who've never played a videogame in their lives, making it out like they'd be sticking it to Trump and the Republicans by buying it. I think it hit its insufferable peak when that faggot from Bethesda stood on stage during an E3 presentation for the game and said something like "We're gonna kill the Nazis" and waiting for the rapturous applause after
Anonymous No.718466132 >>718466176
Kek it's the poorfag again
Only if you have the money to purchase some controversy games instead of these cheap ass shit from bundle that nobody bother to talk about in here
Anonymous No.718466176
>>718466132
What are you even saying bro