Thread 718468817

Do you third worlders not have toilets?

>>718468817 (OP)
for me? its shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain

meta ruins every online game

I'm a shower pisser and I love it and will never stop doing it.

>>718468883
>gookposting
You guys still eat dogs, don't be talking about no toilets.

>>718468926
That has been outlawed and I'm not Korean.

>>718468912
for me it's
>turning on shower and waiting till the floor is all wet
>kick my shit on the floor and try to get it inside the drain in a single try

>>718468817 (OP)
Won't it fuck up your pipes because Pee is kinda acidic or something? Porcelain or Ceramic are better equipped to handle urine? also won't it fucking smell?

Women should give me golden showers

>>718469081
The toilet drains into the sewer pipe as the shower drain

>>718468987
The Ban only takes effect in 2027 until then you gooks are dog munchers.

>>718469223
>>718468926
>NOOO YOU CANT EAT LE DOGS NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINOS NOOOOO

>>718468912
Degenerate

>>718469081
The pipes are the same in the end and as long as it goes into the pipe why the fuck would it smell? If your bathroom smells like your sweat guess what that's you being a disgusting slob

>>718468912
I always do that

>>718468912
Based wafflestomper

>>718469291
Dogs are primarily predators, they're not good for eating except in absolute desperation.

>>718468987
>not even allowed to eat Fidos anymore
Worst Korea really living up to their reputation as a modern hellscape.

>>718468926
There's literally nothing wrong with eating a dog.

>>718469081
>also won't it fucking smell?
DRINK MORE WATER

>>718468817 (OP)
Heres what men dont want to hear. A toilet is not a fucking urinal. Pissing standing up just gets spalshback on everything in reach and dribbling piss all over the seat/floor/rug. But you cant say this without retorts amounting to "muh dick"

>>718468912
>Some faggot furiously stamping on a piece of shit, getting covered in it and looking like a retard

pissing in the sink is the meta
draintrannies are pathetic

>>718469291
>pajeet mentality
Kek, gooks are 4th world

>>718468883
Post ignored. Almonds activated.

>>718469426
Pissing outside under the stars is the true calling.

For me? Eating my own feces.

>>718469426
I didn't know LTG posted here

>>718468987
Why? Dogs are no smarter than pigs and honestly they're more annoying. I bet they taste like shit though.

>>718468817 (OP)
Time for new a-fag and b-fag meta. Pick one:
a) Stand outside of the shower and piss into it
b) Piss while inside the shower

>>718469491
>t.Korean here
The meat taste like beef but a lot drier, goes super well with spicy vinegar.

>>718469459
I see you are a man of culture as well.

I pee while I brush my teeth before the shower and lack the mental fortitude to pee while brushing my teeth while showering

>>718469410
Guys with big/long dicks would have an excuse, since sitting will dip your tip in the water if you're hung enough
not something most of /v/ ever needs to worry about

>>718469426
in the UK, you're expected to use a pub's sink as a urinal at least on a semi regular basis, otherwise you're not considered as a real man.

>>718469556
>t.Korean here
You have my condolences

>>718469223
You know more about Korean law than me yet you call me a gook. Curious!
>>718469397
It's over...
>>718469459
Tummies sure are nice.
>>718469491
No idea, rabbits are perfectly fine to kill and they are cuter.

>>718469593
I take it this is a northern thing because I've never heard of it.

>>718469593
Imagine the smell

>>718469569
Whats this big dicked guy supposed to do when he takes a shit? do itm standing up?

>>718468912
I had to do it once, some bad case of the shits took over me and I didn't even have time to get out of the shower before it started going out
Cleaning was tough

>>718469638
rabits serve no purpose and breed faster than cows

Post drunk women taking piss

>>718469720
Gargoyle style on the seat. Just don't slip off.

So I need to take 6 showers per day now? wtf.

The new meta is to stand in the shower and piss across the room into the sink, then shit in your hand and grenade it into the toilet tank.

>>718468817 (OP)
Yes, you should. Why should I stop showering when I want to piss?

>>718469759
Most dogs don't serve a purpose either.

>>718469023
Different pipes go to different places!

>>718469523
I stand outside and piss in if I'm waiting for the water to heat up. Otherwise I just piss while I'm in there.

>>718469862
>on /v/ no one knows that you're a monke

>>718469829
I average 5 a day.

-Shower after work due to swamp ass
-Fap twice and shower to get rid of stuffy dick feeling in pants
-Work out and shower after
--Fap twice and shower to get rid of stuffy dick feeling in pants or itll bother me before sleeping
-Sleep, wake up and shower before work

>>718468912
kek holy hell anon

>>718470069
Post water bill

>>718470040
I see you are a fellow min-maxxer