Thread 718470129

What is your favorite gamer food?

>>718470129 (OP)
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
KILL YOURSELF WE ARE NEVER LEAVING

>>718470129 (OP)
i want gentildonna to kick my nutz

I've never had KFC because here fast food costs way more than actual food.

Janny is at it again.

>>718470129 (OP)
I could eat a.. uhh..

Huh? Janny is a faggot? I hadn't heard that, thank you.

In your opinion, who should I prioritize potential for out of these three:

>Silence Suzuka - is still meta years from now
>Super Creek - lets her get Swinging Maestro so she can go full Goo Goo Babies
>Mayano Top Gun - No Stopping Me! apparently becomes OP later on

>>718470975
Eventually you'll get enough mats to level them up them all, and you'd want to level up them all once skill evolution is in the game.

>>718470129 (OP)
>This kind of schizo mentally ill shilling begging thread is allowed on /v/
>But not video game discussion thread
What the fuck went wrong with this shit hole?

>>718471082
Would you say it's better for now to try and get every trainee I have up to level 3?

>>718471158
tranny janny wants hates when people talk about video games, the state of this board was manufactured by them and they obviously promote this kind of thread over anons discussing vidya like they're supposed to

>>718471082
>skill evolution
What the fuck, more powercreep? Even with the Überstats and the gorillion events and SSR cards that give you a bajillion of anything?

>>718471158
It's kind of funny these BA gooks are still seething over Umamusume. These faggot are probably mass reporting every Uma threads too

>>718471431
Skill evolution is just turning the skills your umas already have into pseudo unique skills.
>>718471372
For now just focus on the ones you want to use the most. Your resources are still limited.

>>718470129 (OP)
>What is your favorite gamer food?
Daiwa Scarlet's milk.

>All the anons with A rated Umas
>My highest rated Uma is still Bakushin at B+, and she's an easy mode Uma
How? How do you get stats so high?

>Got warned for making generals because I made an uma threads
If I repeatedly get the same warning after making uma threads, can the janny ban me? I think I got like 5 warnings since the past days just for making uma threads.

>>718471372
Just save anon, those upgrade mats aren't going to expire. Once you actually need to upgrade someone either because of some new mechanic or you wanting to play that one and want more skills is when you actually upgrade them. Sitting on 1000 shoes and a few hundred sashes isn't bad or anything. Also means you don't get rid of all your monies so if you suddenly decide you need to spend in a shop or on power leveling cards you at least have the ability to choose.

>>718471572
3 wit + 3 speed

>>718471572
I have terrible supports but I barely managed a few A ranks with 9* borrowed uma and borrowed Kitasan.

>>718471572
Just keep playing and use a 9 star support uma for the inspiration.

>>718470129 (OP)
KFC was closed permanently in my country for changing the expiration dates on old chicken in every restaurant. That shit went all the way up to the US top management because they gave the order to do so. The company got fined so hard the business is no longer profitable here.
Now imagine the state of KFC in all the countries where the health inspectors can just be bribed or don't care.

Ahem... Fuck jannies.

>>718471667
I live in the UK and KFC has always been consistantly dogshit here. Popeyes is way better if you can find one.

Important question: which uma has the best pits?

>>718470129 (OP)
How did yanks convince this entire country that this shit is a Christmas dinner? Complete cultural btfo holy shit

Jannie are you okay?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
You have been hit by
You have been dabbed-on by a horse criminal

>>718471837
>he dares asking

>>718471519
>cunnygacha
>60% of the girls are generic hourglass sluts
>most others aren't even proper lolis
no wonder they call it cunny, these guys don't even like lolis

I hate the default 1/2* outfit so much

The dall-e general is reaching the end of its lifespan at 490 posts.
Just do your thing, Umabros.

>>718471519
I don't understand why BAfags acting like they are hot shit

>>718472097
When this thread gets inevitably saged I'm gonna post horsepussy on there

>>718472180
Let's just say that there is a reason why you never see the pedos who spammed the log for weeks how BA would dominate and uma would flop anymore.

>>718471913
I used to get KFC for Christmas sometimes....

>>718472180
what does it say
I can't read squiggly lines

>>718471913
The lack of proper Christmas traditions, on account of not being Christian, but still being part of holidays meant that it was ripe for marketing as much as you want
KFC's campaign won and the rest is history

training parents is such a pain
>multiple 1200 stamina runs
>1 star guts
>1 star wit
>1 star wit
>1 star power
>finally get stamina
>2 stars

>>718473235
>>718473235
>>718473235
We need to get more comments so the mods delete the other dall-e threads instead guys

>>718471807
Chicken places in the US are constantly jockeying for position based on quality
KFC has dipped quite a bit quality wise and they replaced their potato wedges with mediocre fries, but Popeyes has been fucking up too with their tenders getting smaller and thinner, half the time it's a ribbon of chicken with half the weight being breading.
I feel like if Chik Fil A ever got off their asses and started doing bone in chicken it would mog the other two hard

>>718473790
>bling com
Kek

In the US, basically only niggas eat chicken.

>>718470129 (OP)
BUY AN AD TRANNYFAGGOT

Is this finally a half decent spark?

>>718474370
Then i am the whitest nigga ever. Chicken is the best.

Pretty cool, huh?

Superior.

>>718470129 (OP)
>great design
>mediocre voice
sad

>>718470129 (OP)
Which umas would fatten you?

>>718474370
Wrong. Service here >>718474796 sucks, but man, if it's not the best chain

>>718474796
For me it's the spicy cajun sandwich.

>>718474370
Chicken is great dietetic meat. Not the KFC kind ofc but you get what I mean.

>>718474756
Same, and I also eat watermelon.
Don't know why people get mad when nignogs are portrayed eating them, that shit's fucking good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf64H0zxDu4
I don't speak bong. Can anyone explain what is going on here?

>>718475048
>pickles
Yuck.

>horsegirls and fast food talk
I love you guys.

>>718475020
I doubt this game has its own Minako Satake

>>718475158
Why the fuck do you fucking niggers hate pickles? Pickles are fucking great.

>>718475158
urara moment
also faggot pickles are delicious

>>718474370
Horses eat chickens retard

>>718475282
Literally Akebono, but I'm trying to expand my repertoir of feeder umas

A reminder. You will never have a perfect career run.

4 speed deck has around 4% chance to hit triple rainbow. It's increased to 5% if one of the speed card is Kitasan MLB.
Classic+Senior+URA finale has 51 turns to train.
So your expected value of hitting a triple rainbow during a career run with 4 speed deck including Kitasan MLB is around 2-3 times.

3* Pink Spark has a 5% chance to proc, It can be increased if the parents have good compatibility (too long to explain).
If you borrow 9* Medium Spark it's around 15% chance to proc per inheritance.

1 SSR event completion chance is around 70-80%, a deck of 5 SSRs has around 40-50% chance to complete all its events
But this data is after the chance is buffed in JP (and even JP players still complain about it). So global chances should be lower.

A chance for hint sign to appear at minimum is around 10% if they appear on training (Supports have 10% chance to not appear on training).
The chance then is divided by the amount of hints it has.

Not to mention the various debuffs chance:
2.5% Night Owl
10% Slow Metabolism
6% Slacker/Migraine
8% Poor Practice

So you will never have a perfect career run.
Just keep trying and aim your new best record.
Make do with whatever you get.
And always love your umas.
Godspeed Anons.

Source of those data: Various JP Autists.

>>718475260
fatty

>>718475146
>False start
>Beaumadier and Master Zack panicked
>flag for false start raised
>Some of the jockeys ignored it and carried on
>got banned for ignoring ref decision

>>718475020
>>718475509
>Burger horses

>>718475394
whole dill pickles you bite into are nice
soggy sliced pickles shoved in a burger are a bit of a distraction of the flavor
i really want to try eating a fucking dill pickle with a burger though because i have a hunch that would actually taste really great

>>718475020
>>718475509
>horsehitect

>>718475568
Thanks m8

>>718475020
>>718475509
Why did my dick get hard

>>718471686
Holy shit, I love this.

>>718475583
>>718475857
>>718475972
>"Eat your Donuts trainer-san! I want you nice and plump!"

>>718476124
i only like the double chocolate dip ones...

>>718475020
holy shit taiki is architectpilled? no wonder she's american

>>718475583
And?

>>718471913
Cause Christmas is a lovers holiday over there. I dont think Japs eat much turkey or know that seafood is normal for Christmas dishes too.

>>718476124
That's roughly 7000 kcal of sweets there

>>All the borrowed Uma with good sparks are full
Fuck! Quick, tell me what sparks are important for the upcoming Gemini so I can do borrowed them first! 9* Long?

>>718476901
*can borrow

>>718476901
9* stamina and ideally a long spark to get S distance
then maybe some standard distance and kyoto racecourse sparks, get that stamina as high as possible

>>718470129 (OP)
Mountain dew and doritos

God damn first time I actually won the URA final and I'm still not happy with my debuffer

bros i need some trainer to trainer advice. does my trainee just hate my [guts] ?

Has anybody trained a Grass Wonder Ace for CM?
What was your deck? I'm trying to run her late and it's rough to get a second gold recovery skill. I have Vodka and Creek so theoretically I could get BOFA+Maestro but power cards suck.

>>718477354
don't get bofa it sucks and it will proc at the start of the race, just pick another stamina card and get higher stamina

>>718470129 (OP)
>gentildonna
>sound like gentledonna
>is not gentle at all

>>718476728
That's not Taiki, but I like to think she's an architect too

If the racecourse organizers pull out the black tarp does that mean the horse is getting put down?

>>718476728
>>718477610
Fuck I thought you replied to another post

>>718474780
How, this has to be a whale because you can’t reach this point without some MLB SSRs

>>718477635
Yeah.

>>718476865
That's a small amount of sweets for an average person

>>718470129 (OP)
>What is your favorite gamer food?

>>718477765
then this horse got lucky he woke up at the last second https://youtu.be/Y9aDruq4phw?si=zoSBzdag2zIMxBlI&t=338

Haru urara smells

>>718477850
Gotta say that IS surely knows how to draw them 15 years old girls

>>718476901
Shilling(F R E E): 596824133764
9 stamina 6 uniq 2 long 2 turf 2 pace golshi

>>718477875
Guess they thought he was more hurt then he actually was.

>>718477750
I stole the green horse card from a whale and borrowed a horse with 3 stamina sparks.

>>718477931
Hey be nice, she's really old now and can't help it.

>>718473809
its not worth buying fast food anymore
just buy ingredients yourself and male your own stuff, cheaper, tastier, healthier and better

How come all the G1 race tracks and other more "fancy" venues have grass in Japan but in America even the KY Derby is dirt?
Is there any actual difference?

>>718470129 (OP)
oh my god is that product
i love product
for only 19.99 i got a product at qualified product sales location

>>718478139
I will get the chicken snack wrap from mcdonalds for lunch at work because i am lazy.

>>718478186
K

>>718478165
Dirt tracks are harder to run.

>>718470129 (OP)
I like pizza

>>718478165
I think that's one of the reasons why the burger horses like El and Taiki have dirt aptitude, because they are merican horses. If you really want to stretch it Maruzensky is that too.

>>718478115
>We'll never see what monstrosity would've come out of Urara and Stay Gold genes

>>718478139
Deep fried chicken is the one area that isn't true, at least for me.
For the time, effort, and amount of oil required to make a batch, I'd rather just stop by a place on the way home from work

>>718478186
This board is about consumer products man

>>718475527
wait holy the rates on the pink sparks are that low?
thats rough rough

>>718471639
That family tree is looking a bit sus.

>>718478530
Its a circle

>>718474694
It's a start at least.

>>718478165
Can't say for horsetrack reasons but I know it's different grooming techniques at least. I haven't seen turf get watered and groomed like dirt has yet, and Jap dirt always looks dustier compared to American even on the backwoods tracks so far. I want to watch Japan racing but someone said they paywall ALL their races.

>>718477542
the gold stam skills recover like 5 ish percent of the total isnt that right? so unless it literally activates in the first couple seconds wouldnt it still be alright?

Fenomeno blew the fuck out of his retarded brother so hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amFTTuE04FA&t=8s

so is it 9* stam 9* speed 4 power/2 wit?

>>718478982
gold stam skills are 10% of the total racecourse length, so in the taurus cup they'll heal around 240 stamina, swinging maestro is good because it will proc on a perfect moment no matter what while bofa can either proc at the very start of the race or at the very end, at which point it's useless

Managed to pull Curren Chan yesterday, done two runs with her so far
is she another easymode Uma? All of her career mode races are sprint, so I just ran 3 speed 3 power and got her to S+/A+ respectively. But sprints seem to give barely any fans
Gonna use her to grind a good spark for King Halo

>>718478448
>>718478341
>>718478958
I see, I guess a potential American expansion pack would have dirt tracks as well as new Umas.
I guess the KY Derby is a given, licensing must be a pain though, but how well global went for them they should more money and leverage.
BTW, I have been watching random horse racing streams on YT, and a lot of smaller track over the east coast of america are so old, rundown and quaint.
Kind of fascinating, like watching indi wrestling, where you have dudes fighting in some local HS gym.

>>718476901
If you're metaslaving. Find some groundwork white parent so your Seiun Sky will be the upfront runner.

>>718479446
that fucking whore keeps throwing herself at every anon...

My luck has been horrible ever since this day, how do I fix it?

>>718480052
>Stole all your luck and your semen
Grim
I hope trainer anons stay safe

>>718479503
It rains much more on the eastern side too. I'd pull out a map but I'm phone posting.

>>718480052
Subscribe to her Umafans.

can someone explain to a noob what makes an Uma have a gold frame instead of a purple one?

>>718480209
FUS RO DAH

I want her to fucking die.

>>718480525
Gold frame is awakening potential lvl 3.

>>718480525
I think that might be potential upgrades

>>718480525
potential 3 unlocked

>>718471158
>Stellar Blade thread
I don't understand why is this generic kpop gook parryslop game attract so many mentally ill schizos

>>718477875
what happened, did he just get tired and lay down?

>>718470129 (OP)
I ONLY EAT PUSSY

>>718480525
Potential, 3 onward and they have a gold frame.

>>718480650
Wish granted.

>>718480650
t-traina-san....

look for the red dead thread if this one dies

>>718478165
watched some video of a south american race
the track's literally mud
that's got to be a lot more difficult to run in

>>718480876
How long until this game has an MLB collab like Nikke and Hololive?

>>718478115
awww she's as cute as her anime counterpart

Didn't know Bakushin Bakushin had different versions, kek these are great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcPFw26zjt4

>Most Umas marry their trainers
>Most trainers are Ojisans
Based

>>718481892
Is she more insane than Goldship?

>>718481196
last season they had some gbfvs ads in the bullpen of i think the red sox so I don't think its completely out of the picture

It's fun and games until you realize JP trainers will do whatever it takes to make the best uma including looking at the PATENT DOCUMENT.

>>718482525
If Umamusume shits the bed to the point of being in danger of getting Palworld'ed we have bigger problems

>>718481196
They're busy sponsoring american races.

Saged?

Will they ever be added back?

>>718482952
No, they'll get redesigned if they do come back.

Hey tranny janny, reminder, we are not leaving sage all the shit you want, we'll make more threads and make you waste your time

What set off /v/ janny in the first place btw?
Did he forget to take his meds?

>Falcon on the freebie
I'm going to pay for this luck in the CM, I just know it.

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?

>>718473235
>>718473235

Trade yo damn shoes

>>718482952
King Kamehameha and Deep Impact look too much like Azur Lane characters, is that thing for triple crown winners? Where they are just over designed and ugly designs?

are position skills like prepared to pass good or do they not work properly as they should?

FAGGY JANNY MELTIE ALERT LOL

>>718483786
People say they are bad but every time i get an uma to proc nimble navigator on the last corner she goes to the outside perfectly and manages to overtake the entire pack