Thread 718473035

Well /v/?

>>718473116
>Nintendo uses the most outdated hardware and software known to man

And are somehow capable of making a mockery of every developer on the planet.

Holy shit. Get some new content already, autism boy

The biggest problem with making games is the amount of time they require, even for those that are easy to program. When I made a dating sim, I worked 12-14 hours a day every day (Sunday and Saturday too) for three months, and in the end I had a dating sim that the player could finish in 2 hours.

>>718473250
Nintendo discovers Havok Physics...in 2024.

>>718473250
TOTK is a primitive game when compared to what you have on your PC. My nephew plays one where you can build functional naval vehicles piece by piece and program all the logic behind how they operate. That makes the 18 pieces stuck together in TOTK look like a joke.

>>718473412
Ain't it great? What's everyone else's problem?

>>718473412
Why can't other developers do it?

>>718473545
Cool. What puzzles is he solving with those?

>>718473035 (OP)
why is it that every time I see a screencap of this faggot, he's always complaining about his job that nets him like 100 millions every year? Is it even so hard when you release a game once every 10 years if at all?

>>718473035 (OP)
Talent is a rare commodity.

>>718473658
There are actually quite complex puzzles because there are missions to rescue other vehicles. You have to plan the rescue, operate complex machines, and in some cases build appropriate machines.
It's a little more advanced than picking up korok seeds, I can guarantee that.
But people stuck in the Nintendo world have no idea about these things. They really think that those shallow games for mass consumption are some kind of achievement.

>>718473937
Feel free to post a better designed game than BotW when you feels like. Reminder, Nintendo coded that on a fucking Wii U.

Too many bosses.

>>718473035 (OP)
Because you suck.

everything has about 200000 million little edge cases

>>718473035 (OP)
Still no MSRP. No way they're charging $80 when Bananza was $70 and had much more content.

I'm really tired of his "oh woe is me!" routine. What other dev complains about having to do their job all the time like he does?

>>718473576
Garry already did it. 1 guy by himself.

>>718473658
What puzzles are you solving in TotK? Spending 20 minutes building a rube goldberg machine to ferry a Korok on a two minute journey isn't a puzzle btw.

>>718476472
Making good games is hard anon

>>718476472
>What other dev complains about having to do their job all the time like he does?
Every single western dev with a social media account?

>>718476472
me

I really hope they dont let this faggot make the next Smash Bros. Send him to Kid Icarus as soon as he is done with Air Riders.

>>718476472
Says random anon that hasn't made is own dream game before.

>>718473035 (OP)
>why so le hard
This bitch makes literally nothing all day, his drones come to him with all the work done, genuflect at his desk and he just goes "hmm maybe do it like this" and the drone goes back in shame to his desk.

His games are shit and he wouldn't survive a day in a coal mine.

Fuck you Sakurai.

>>718474828
>Reminder, Nintendo coded that on a fucking Wii U
eating soup with chopsticks isn't impressive

>>718477180
Smash without Sakurai would be twice as casualized with a third of the content.

>>718473035 (OP)
Did devs always complain about how hard game development is or is it a new phenomena?

>>718473412
>>718476553
>>718476707
it's not just "lol physics", there's also physics that doesn't shit itself because "lol physics". there's tabletop simulator and there's this.

>>718478034
>a third of the content.

This is what Smashfags want. Ever since Ultimate, all they can talk about is how they want the next Smash to have way less content. They speculate about cuts to content instead of new characters now. They're the ultimate contrarians.

>You gave us a ton of content? We hate that. Give us way less.

>>718473035 (OP)
no Kirby Air Rider on GameCube? How am I gonna know if this franchise is worth playing when the last game was 20 years ago?

>>718473412
TotK doesn't use Havok retard.

>>718478034
content creep is what slow-killed smash in the first place. The series went from being a lean, fast experience in Melee to a bloated, floaty, dual-layered advertisement for Twilight Princess with Brawl. one of the more obvious examples of More =/= Better in modern AAA games.

>>718478416
emulate it

>>718476825
>Kirby Shit Riders
>good

>>718479264
Now that I think about it I actually have it on my hacked Wii herp derp

>>718473412
they've used it since the wii

>>718473659
he's not trying whine or brag, he just shares a lot more than the average jap developer. he goes into a lot of unnecessary detail about the process and very in-depth explanation of all the gameplay mechanics. he's autistic like that.

>>718473659
I think that's just his personality and we expect him to complain at this point, it's charming. I bet at Nintendo they tell him to keep doing it when he appears in public.