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Anonymous No.718473226 >>718473454 >>718474369 >>718474815 >>718474914 >>718474970 >>718475178 >>718476812 >>718478556 >>718480740 >>718492403 >>718492471 >>718521069 >>718521602 >>718524075 >>718526969 >>718529092 >>718529757 >>718530476 >>718531816 >>718532051 >>718533813 >>718538149 >>718541351 >>718542182 >>718542539 >>718547395 >>718548554 >>718581642 >>718583598 >>718583693 >>718584486 >>718585967 >>718590693 >>718595680 >>718595784
Buy a Switch 2, for she
Anonymous No.718473454
>>718473226 (OP)
Still not buying it, fuck you
Anonymous No.718473731 >>718473807 >>718481580 >>718486909 >>718529092 >>718549815 >>718583769
oh god. are they announcing new smash bros characters?
Anonymous No.718473807
>>718473731
of course...not
Anonymous No.718474369 >>718474881
>>718473226 (OP)
Sir, a second button has hit kirby air ride's controls...
Anonymous No.718474743
I love this fucking bitch like you would not believe
Anonymous No.718474815 >>718475189 >>718492523
>>718473226 (OP)
Nintendo nerds will look at this and yell SEX.
Anonymous No.718474881 >>718484163 >>718533907 >>718546775
>>718474369
game is too complex now
Anonymous No.718474914 >>718478759
>>718473226 (OP)
Not playing this shit. I will milk some Nonnies with new art of her tho.
Anonymous No.718474917 >>718533808
For some reason, I feel more excited about Gooey
Anonymous No.718474928 >>718500575
Someone call up the guy who generates tan bikini Susie pics
Anonymous No.718474970 >>718510987
>>718473226 (OP)
You fuckers told me he didn't want to add anything from the games he didn't direct
Anonymous No.718474994 >>718479280
make her fat
Anonymous No.718475178
>>718473226 (OP)
I will buy it for Gooey.
Anonymous No.718475189 >>718476723 >>718531203
>>718474815
>implying this does not evoke the primal need to breed in all straight, red-blooded men
Anonymous No.718475209
Of course
Anonymous No.718475238 >>718475534 >>718475537 >>718477292 >>718477963 >>718525542 >>718534473 >>718583953 >>718595234
>F-zero? Theres already Mario Kart, why would we want to compete with ourselves?
>here's Kirby air ride ',:)
Anonymous No.718475534 >>718524738
>>718475238
HAL Laboratory is secondary-party. It's fine.
Anonymous No.718475537
>>718475238
You watching the stream? It looks more like an adventure party game than a racer. Lots of varied multiplayer modes, exploration, collectables, fighting.
Anonymous No.718475698 >>718475828
>want a racing game
>get Smash Bros kart instead
Anonymous No.718475828 >>718476048
>>718475698
Just like the original.
Anonymous No.718476048
>>718475828
what do you mean. This is a sequel?
Anonymous No.718476229
Human men bros wee keep winning BIGLY
Anonymous No.718476527 >>718476568 >>718584030
Exclusively using Susie for the gourmet race
Anonymous No.718476568
>>718476527
She needs human semen on her face
Anonymous No.718476723 >>718477442 >>718531203 >>718584030
>>718475189
Anonymous No.718476812
>>718473226 (OP)
I see the marketing already started
Anonymous No.718477017
Susie is Borb-sexual
Anonymous No.718477117 >>718477761
Kirby is the only franchise where I'd rather fuck the cute boys instead of the girls
Anonymous No.718477121
Anonymous No.718477292 >>718493267 >>718529596
>>718475238
Sakurai said it himself, the main appeal isn't just racing, what does F-zero offer aside from racing fast?
Anonymous No.718477442 >>718477607 >>718584030 >>718587741 >>718589402
>>718476723
too big
Anonymous No.718477607
>>718477442
its just the angle
Anonymous No.718477761
>>718477117
faggot
Anonymous No.718477963
>>718475238
>NOOOO THEY HAVE TO CHECK THE BOX, IT WAS F-ZERO'S TURN T_T
Devs make what devs want to make, and whiny fan boys can suck it.
Anonymous No.718477978 >>718478496 >>718490207 >>718500819
>all the shitters and secondaries now have their obligatory coom character to rally behind
Glad to see we have a clear indicator for, β€œterrible player, attack first.”
Anonymous No.718478496 >>718533802 >>718551680 >>718552161
>>718477978
Just wait until these three get revealed
Anonymous No.718478556 >>718478864 >>718547552
>>718473226 (OP)
why does she have hips like that
Anonymous No.718478561
New character nindians will spam kek
Anonymous No.718478759 >>718479441
>>718474914
Disgusting troon
Anonymous No.718478864
>>718478556
>why does she have hips like that
https://youtu.be/v7gi57NJDds?si=qis5Ocz3AruLQyYn
Anonymous No.718479280
>>718474994
i looked up "kirby" on twitter to see reactions and that was the first thing i saw
Anonymous No.718479352 >>718479451
do we know whether susie produces any exhaust?
Anonymous No.718479441
>>718478759
No one asked for your self identifier.
Anonymous No.718479451 >>718479770
>>718479352
Probably not, because she's not a robot
Anonymous No.718479751
doodlewill i know you're lurking in this thread because you are Susie's Strongest Soldier
Anonymous No.718479770 >>718479892 >>718479990
>>718479451
nani
Anonymous No.718479892 >>718479990
>>718479770
She's Haltmann's daughter, they're both biological creatures
Anonymous No.718479990
>>718479770
They're just robot-themed aliens, not actual robots.
Also this spoiler >>718479892
Anonymous No.718480534 >>718480625 >>718480784 >>718482125 >>718482580 >>718483118 >>718503957 >>718507545 >>718525382 >>718529574 >>718531473 >>718542410 >>718594061
I'm going to draw her obese again any ideas
Anonymous No.718480625
>>718480534
Yeah
Don't
Anonymous No.718480740
>>718473226 (OP)
Any sight of the Robobot Armor?
Anonymous No.718480784
>>718480534
a preview of what the gourmet race would look like
Anonymous No.718481283
Bump
Anonymous No.718481580
>>718473731
Not yet
Anonymous No.718481648 >>718547451 >>718548092
Clankers out
This is a meatbag board
Anonymous No.718481708
What're the odds on adeline, ribbon, and/or fairy queen?
Anonymous No.718481742 >>718529393 >>718541206
marriage
Anonymous No.718481880 >>718482641 >>718497554
they said kirby gets 4 ults but i saw black and white kirby in the direct
I wonder if you can swap the ults around. I wanna use the big snowball move
Anonymous No.718482125
>>718480534
whatever you end up going with just make sure she's huffing and puffingn and SWEATING, PLEASE
Anonymous No.718482580 >>718483118
>>718480534
make her so fat that her air rider gets wedged up her ass
Anonymous No.718482641 >>718483112 >>718483256
>>718481880
https://www.nintendo.com/jp/games/switch2/aaaba/rider-machine/index.html
They're tied to his colors, and some of them share a special move.
Anonymous No.718483112 >>718483256
>>718482641
Her alt color is neat
Anonymous No.718483118
>>718480534
>>718482580
i propose her being just fat enough so she weighs the air ride machine down and it can't move properly, just dragging on the ground or not moving at all
Anonymous No.718483256 >>718484819
>>718482641
>>718483112
>Dark Susie is in
Hell yea
Anonymous No.718484163
>>718474881
Man I don't even care about this game but the direct was so fun with Sakurai joking around, I miss old directs
Anonymous No.718484819
>>718483256
>The cooler Susie
Anonymous No.718485996 >>718543862
I need more Susie art to goon to. I wish she had feet canonically so more pics like this could be made.
Anonymous No.718486909
>>718473731
it's just the UI smash has had for years, I have Brawl UI fatigue.
Anonymous No.718488961
*cough*
Anonymous No.718490207 >>718535869
>>718477978
>coom character
>not this
Anonymous No.718490957 >>718492042
HERE IT COMES
https://x.com/blahblah866/status/1957844911446704577
Anonymous No.718492042
>>718490957
*sigh* why is Susie such a glutton?
Anonymous No.718492403 >>718492551
>>718473226 (OP)
I got my girlfriend to dress like Susie and myself as Metaknight and we both had wild sex.
Anonymous No.718492471
>>718473226 (OP)
I knew everyone here would cum for susie.
Anonymous No.718492523
>>718474815
they're right, you fucking dumbass
Anonymous No.718492551
>>718492403
based
Anonymous No.718492619 >>718497250
I bet Sakurai has masturbated to Susie
Anonymous No.718493267 >>718494625 >>718546887
>>718477292
What's wrong with racing fast? Mahreeo is watered down with items and bing bing bazinga character designs, literally no one's making racing games anymore aside from legacy franchises that are in conplete autopilot, and no one's making scifi race games period.
Anonymous No.718494625
>>718493267
>What's wrong with racing fast
nothing it's just not enough on its own
Anonymous No.718497250
>>718492619
Based
Anonymous No.718497554
>>718481880
>black Kirby
Where? WHERE ANON
Anonymous No.718500575 >>718501683
>>718474928
I got burnt out on doing that
Anonymous No.718500819 >>718502736
>>718477978
Elline is too cute to coom.
Anonymous No.718501683
>>718500575
Please bro...
One more...
For old times...
Anonymous No.718502348
shits too expensive. fuck you banks
Anonymous No.718502736
>>718500819
Cute IS coom-worthy
Anonymous No.718503957
>>718480534
Susie having collected a few too many Weight+ items in city trial.
Anonymous No.718507545
>>718480534
draw something else, or not at all.
Anonymous No.718510963
Bump
Anonymous No.718510987
>>718474970
Mostly Shinichi Shimomura things that people like, for example Adeleline and Dark Matter. Goey and the rest of the dreamland 2+3 friends get a pass because they look animalistic
Anonymous No.718515323 >>718515359 >>718519719
drawcia is sexier
Anonymous No.718515359
>>718515323
Wrong
Anonymous No.718518471 >>718519503
whatever i'll just post my obese susie on /kdg/ when it's done
Anonymous No.718519503
>>718518471
I can try keep this thread warm for a while. Maybe it'll still be here when you're done.
Anonymous No.718519719 >>718520063
>>718515323
she's dead
Anonymous No.718520063 >>718521673
>>718519719
drawcia was sexier
Anonymous No.718521069 >>718522810
>>718473226 (OP)
You mean 'for her'
I'm sure you already had that topic in your English classes.
Anonymous No.718521602
>>718473226 (OP)
Kirby threads were already pretty bad but with the amount of mediocre drawings I've seen of this bitch bent over in the last two hours, this shit is about to get way worse. They slapped pink hair on a circle and some of you are so starved for ass that it's inticing for you. Congrats to Susiefags, it's just the rest of fanbase that will have to pay the price for this.
Anonymous No.718521673
>>718520063
that's more like it
Anonymous No.718522810
>>718521069
>ESL can't detect someone jokingly using improper grammar
Anonymous No.718524075 >>718524865
>>718473226 (OP)
Susie's game is one of the better Kiby games but i already bought a switch 2 for him
Anonymous No.718524095 >>718526656 >>718527048
Anonymous No.718524227 >>718524278
What’s her lore? I didn’t play star alliance
Anonymous No.718524278
>>718524227
She came from Robobot lol
Anonymous No.718524738 >>718525152
>>718475534
How is HAL involved with this?
Anonymous No.718524865 >>718595652
>>718524075
Ironically, a good portion of her fans want her to be k rool’s size
Anonymous No.718525137
Still hoping that robobot remaster happens
Anonymous No.718525152
>>718524738
A joke about being one step above IBM
Anonymous No.718525382
>>718480534
Susie so fat her star go-kart is dragging on the ground trying to carry her
Anonymous No.718525542
>>718475238
>F-zero? Theres already Mario Kart, why would we want to compete with ourselves?
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.718526656
>>718524095
Unf
Anonymous No.718526969 >>718528835 >>718531031
>>718473226 (OP)
get this bitch away from me
Anonymous No.718527048
>>718524095
Wife
Anonymous No.718527882
META KNIGHT, LOOK OUT!
Anonymous No.718528382
Anonymous No.718528728 >>718531203
Anonymous No.718528835 >>718528997 >>718529231 >>718529519 >>718530894 >>718536336
>>718526969
people ship her with MK?
Anonymous No.718528997
>>718528835
No, she's just horrible
Anonymous No.718529092
>>718473226 (OP)
>>718473731
sakurai is owakon director, all his games look the same and play like shit
Anonymous No.718529231 >>718530197
>>718528835
Yes.
Anonymous No.718529309 >>718529516 >>718530059
I need fat art of her now anons

Itll be the only thing to hold me over until the game comes out

Throw a guy a bone
Anonymous No.718529393
>>718481742
>Wanting to marry a corporate shark
Anonymous No.718529443
Anonymous No.718529516 >>718529782 >>718531203
>>718529309
I only got thick art. Will that suffice?
Anonymous No.718529519 >>718530197
>>718528835
>only woman he has ever interacted with in a kirby game
Uh, yeah, bro
Anonymous No.718529574 >>718529863 >>718529896 >>718530059 >>718530468 >>718531473 >>718535037 >>718538857 >>718541486 >>718547227 >>718596363
>>718480534
I did it.
https://files.catbox.moe/gtbb1t.png
Anonymous No.718529596
>>718477292
A cool setting and characters
Anonymous No.718529748
No way the added the CEO of lesbians
Anonymous No.718529757 >>718530163 >>718540675
>>718473226 (OP)
but i already bought her game on PC.
Anonymous No.718529782
>>718529516
Not exactly my tempo but still good shit and I appreciate it anon

You've got the spirit, thats the most important
Anonymous No.718529863
>>718529574
SEXOOO

honestly I was hoping youd show up
Anonymous No.718529896
>>718529574
>https://files.catbox.moe/gtbb1t.png
and here we go
Anonymous No.718530059 >>718533983
>>718529309
Here's something to tide you over while we wait on our dear drawfri-
>>718529574
Oh, very nice. Thank you purple man.
Anonymous No.718530163 >>718530570 >>718542103
>>718529757
>deltatroon
Anonymous No.718530197 >>718530602
>>718529231
>>718529519
cute, is kirby is invited to the wedding?
Anonymous No.718530419
She'll be there. I believe in Sakurai.
Anonymous No.718530468
>>718529574
I've been waiting for this. Thank you.
Anonymous No.718530476 >>718530698 >>718530817 >>718530862
>>718473226 (OP)
Does this finally put to bed the "Sakurai hates anything Kirby he didn't make" posts?
Anonymous No.718530570 >>718583804
>>718530163
This is the faggiest post I've seen all week. It's in the same league as those gay retarded "delet this" images posted by band kids on twitter, and it being TF2 really settles that you are too young to use this website. Go to bed.
Anonymous No.718530602
>>718530197
He is, but he better not eat up all of the wedding cake.
Anonymous No.718530698
>>718530476
you would need adeleine for that
Anonymous No.718530817
>>718530476
No cause now it's just gonna be
>He hates X game cause Y isn't in
Or some dumb shit
Anonymous No.718530848 >>718531203
Anonymous No.718530862
>>718530476
no it did not
Anonymous No.718530894 >>718531546 >>718532047
>>718528835
Yeah, I even commissioned 2 pics of the pair. I just think it's neat and the fact some fans moralise about it makes me ship it more
Anonymous No.718531031
>>718526969
>get this bitch away from me

star allies pretty much made that canon
https://youtu.be/ycWQf4ic4CI?feature=shared&t=890
Anonymous No.718531050 >>718531262 >>718532049
Starting to notice most Susie leads are ass focused
Anonymous No.718531203
>>718475189
>>718476723
>>718528728
>>718529516
>>718530848
Made for hotdogging
Anonymous No.718531262
>>718531050
Maybe, it's how she's shaped.
Anonymous No.718531473 >>718533434 >>718534115 >>718534117 >>718534761 >>718536423 >>718596363
>>718529574
>>718480534
OK I think I can draw some more big Susie
Give me your sauciest, most striking ideas, doesn't have to be Air Riders related, just anything with weight gain and Susie getting or being bigger.
Anonymous No.718531546 >>718531965
>>718530894
>some fans moralise about it
nani??
Anonymous No.718531669
Anonymous No.718531816
>>718473226 (OP)
show me her butthole
Anonymous No.718531965 >>718533298
>>718531546
Yeah I've had people act like it's abusive or problematic cause she turned him into a cyborg which is dumb as hell. Hell fans get really weird about her redeeming in a way no one does about Magolor who arguably on a personal and scale level did worse even if he made amends and has the Master Crown as a sorta excuse. Anyway that aside I just like the pair and honestly I should probably comm some more sometime, maybe from another artist or the same one ordered from.
Anonymous No.718532047 >>718533363
>>718530894
Can you post 'em?
Anonymous No.718532049 >>718533661
>>718531050
with hips like hers it'd be a waste not to
Anonymous No.718532051
>>718473226 (OP)
Hell no
Anonymous No.718533298 >>718533861
>>718531965
Looked up some cutscenes on youtube. Funny how Meta is scared of her lol
Anonymous No.718533363 >>718534016 >>718535202
>>718532047
Sure thing, actually remembered was 3 comms.
https://www.deviantart.com/dog22322/art/Comm-Reminiscing-902763739

https://www.deviantart.com/dog22322/art/Comm-Metasusie-Role-Swap-878591947

https://www.deviantart.com/dog22322/art/Comm-Reminiscing-902763739
Anonymous No.718533434
>>718531473
>saucy
draw her eating all the maxim tomatoes at the start of The Arena and being unable to handle the power
Anonymous No.718533661
>>718532049
True
Anonymous No.718533802
>>718478496
I expect to see Hyness playable this time around. I just hope his special won't be just throwing orbs
Anonymous No.718533808
>>718474917
Based Gooeychad
Anonymous No.718533813
>>718473226 (OP)
Nope. Not until they ditch using subscriptions as a crutch to bleed milions dry
Anonymous No.718533861 >>718539572
>>718533298
It's also ironic since Susie does have a genuine admiration for Meta Knight even if she showed it in a weird way by turning him into a cyborg with a cool scorpion tail and a laser sword.
Anonymous No.718533907 >>718558281
>>718474881
I get the faster button but what does the doug button do?
Anonymous No.718533983 >>718535394
>>718530059
Thank you, this one is an absolute fucking classic. A damn good selection overall.

For anons who have them keep on sharing large secretary art (please its very much appreciated)
Anonymous No.718534016 >>718534872
>>718533363
Are two of those supposed to be the same image?
Anonymous No.718534115
>>718531473
How about a very round Susie on one of the Dream Buffet scales? If she could be in one Kirby racing game she could be in others
Anonymous No.718534117
>>718531473
Suggestion-wise how about an image of her bit bigger than the one you just did, using Starman as a seat as he holds her up.
Anonymous No.718534473
>>718475238
F-zero 99 is unironically the best F-zero game since the original F-zero.
Anonymous No.718534761
>>718531473
food tube into the belly button
Anonymous No.718534768 >>718535040 >>718535072 >>718536971 >>718595920
Shut the fuck up, Dead-Dad Haver, WE GOT THE REAL BEST CHARACTER UP IN THIS GAME
Anonymous No.718534872 >>718535202
>>718534016
No I'm just stupid and mislinked, my computer is super dead so having to use bumass phone posting. Here is what meant to send alongside the other 2.
https://www.deviantart.com/dog22322/art/Comm-Flirt-881066603
Anonymous No.718535037 >>718536282 >>718596892
>>718529574
reminding myself to pay this man $800 to draw fat magolor or taranza or something sometime in the next 60 years because i know he'll only draw susie on his own
Anonymous No.718535040 >>718535537
>>718534768
Who came first, the chicken or the egg (DQ Slime)
Anonymous No.718535072
>>718534768
Weird looking Magolor
Anonymous No.718535202 >>718536382
>>718533363
>>718534872
based shipfag
Anonymous No.718535394 >>718535471 >>718535639 >>718546706
>>718533983
Can't help but oblige since you asked so nicely.
Anonymous No.718535471
>>718535394
Sexy Susie
Anonymous No.718535537
>>718535040
Slime, and by several years
Anonymous No.718535639
>>718535394
Fuck yeah thats some GOOD stuff there. Thank you for sharing some peak with us.
Anonymous No.718535869 >>718541154
>>718490207
is there a reason why those teens drew tiff like that
Anonymous No.718536282
>>718535037
I've drawn Taranza...just not big...I mean I would be happy to...
Anonymous No.718536336 >>718536546
>>718528835
trannies do
Anonymous No.718536382
>>718535202
Thanks, will need to check ideas I dotted down or come up with more sometime. Also not sure if comm same artist or see what other Kirby artists with comms available there is.
Anonymous No.718536423
>>718531473
Whatever it is put a Wheelie looking very concerned in the background, as a visual gag.
Anonymous No.718536546 >>718536663
>>718536336
Do what, live rent free in your mind?
Anonymous No.718536663 >>718536929
>>718536546
only women and trannies care about shipping
however, only trannies obsess over a ship to an unhealthy degree
Anonymous No.718536929 >>718537691
>>718536663
Yes cause men don't get obsessive about things to unhealthy degrees at all on this site or others.
Anonymous No.718536971
>>718534768
Gooey is a good boy
Anonymous No.718537691 >>718538920 >>718539460
>>718536929
not about pairing up fictional characters, no
men, women, and the mentally ill obsess over different things
Anonymous No.718538149 >>718539029 >>718566576
>>718473226 (OP)
Is she still mechanizing planets and shit? Apparently her lore is different between the English and Jap versions of her flavor text.
Anonymous No.718538857
>>718529574
Now draw her with a massice asshole
Anonymous No.718538920
>>718537691
They absolutely do dude, I'm sure the people that got super mad about which pairings won in Bleach or Naruto weren't all woman since mostly boys were reading it or the people still angry with how Peter Parker and Mary Jane are treated as a pairing are mostly male comic readers.
Anonymous No.718539029
>>718538149
Doesn't say but it is odd to have such flagrantly different statements and intentions with the releases. Like if translating you'd have to actively chose to contradict that info.
Anonymous No.718539460 >>718540209
>>718537691
>not about pairing up fictional characters
LMAOOO the biggest meltdowns have always been from dudes mad that their waifu "lost"
Anonymous No.718539572 >>718539763
>>718533861
Ah, the Sonic and Amy dynamic. Except he kind of has a good reason to be afraid.
Anonymous No.718539763
>>718539572
Ironically hate Sonic and Amy as a pairing. Though also don't like Amy but really do like Susie as a character so some bias there. Honestly I think Meta Knight X Susie also scratches my hero and villainess pairing itch a lil bit suppose though she is ambiguously redeemed.
Anonymous No.718540209
>>718539460
rooting for your "waifu" to win the mcbowl is completely different from "omg these guys who have zero romantic development in the show are soooooo heckin cute together!!! >-<"
Anonymous No.718540675
>>718529757
Worse susie
Anonymous No.718540752
>weird monohoof
reminds me of that porn star, you know which I mean (unless you're a zoomer)
Anonymous No.718541154
>>718535869
They wanted to make her more attractive and also give her long legs.
They didn't even turn out to be "monsters" they were just horny teens
Anonymous No.718541206
>>718481742
Cute
Anonymous No.718541351 >>718542350
>>718473226 (OP)
No, I will buy a Switch 2 for her instead.
Anonymous No.718541475 >>718543489
Someone post that image of meta knight sating that they are gonna "reconfigure Susie's asshole".
Anonymous No.718541486 >>718541890
>>718529574
ok, now kill yourself and make sure to never draw again.
Anonymous No.718541890
>>718541486
I like you said it in that order, like the artist will draw from beyond their grave
Anonymous No.718542021 >>718543740
Translation? I guess it's relevant to air riders.
Anonymous No.718542103 >>718583804
>>718530163
saying this while posting tf2 is insane. zero self awareness.
Anonymous No.718542182
>>718473226 (OP)
We could have a second first party Nintendo racing game that features a snowman as a playable character in the same year

Would Sakurai let the oportunity pass?
Anonymous No.718542350 >>718542559
>>718541351
who
Anonymous No.718542373 >>718542489 >>718545027
>Taranza
>Marx
>Daroach
>Adeleine
>Elfilin
Who will make it? And who will go to the dock of shame?
Anonymous No.718542410
>>718480534
This but Starman
Anonymous No.718542489
>>718542373
Out of those Marx seems the most shoe in, since it was a boss in Ultimate
Anonymous No.718542539
>>718473226 (OP)
Hell no.
Anonymous No.718542559 >>718574142
>>718542350
Your main companion for the incoming Monster Hunter Stories 3.
Anonymous No.718543292 >>718549807 >>718558348
Anonymous No.718543489 >>718543642
>>718541475
That's an image?
Anonymous No.718543642 >>718544307
>>718543489
Is redraw of a metroid drawing where some space pirates mook is saying that to zero suit samus but is real.
Anonymous No.718543740 >>718543942
>>718542021
Pretty sure you're talking about that old-ass fan translation of Kirby Air Ride where they renamed the modes and gave Meta Knight a bunch of edgy-ass lines. There was definitely one where he said something ridiculously out of pocket during a City Trial event-I think that’s where this "reconfigure Susie’s asshole" meme spawned from. Totally not canon, just born from 2000s-era brainrot.
Anonymous No.718543862 >>718543908
>>718485996
Lord I hope she gets more art like this soon.
Anonymous No.718543908
>>718543862
I hope she gets art of running over meta knight
Anonymous No.718543942
>>718543740
You replied the wrong anon.
Anonymous No.718544307 >>718544405
>>718543642
Ah the Butcha-U comic. Well I don't like NSFW of Kirby characters but I am morbidly curious to see this redraw.
Anonymous No.718544405 >>718545214
>>718544307
The redraw is just the panel in question with that dialogue.
Anonymous No.718544830 >>718545412 >>718545720
Something is wrong with Susie, for some reason she feels "extra heavier" and "extra bitch".
Anonymous No.718545027 >>718545092
>>718542373
There's enough space on the roster for all of them.
Anonymous No.718545092
>>718545027
The only way sakurai beats the allegations completely is if he includes "the ape and the madoka".
Anonymous No.718545214
>>718544405
Ah well sure someone will post it eventually, /v/ threads and posts aren't saved on desuarchive are they?
Anonymous No.718545412
>>718544830
Well she did transform into a giant overweight steel ball.
Anonymous No.718545720 >>718580334
>>718544830
And I like the idea that Pyra and Mythra would be transformed into Susie's race if they were in the Kirby's universe. They are "living super computers" so a race of living little droids fits them.
Anonymous No.718546041 >>718546154 >>718547061 >>718557190
I don't understand why this game exists
Anonymous No.718546154 >>718546497
>>718546041
What's not to get? Mario Kart went open world so this gives us a more traditional party racer. No F-Zero can't come back from its F-Zero 99 prison.
Anonymous No.718546497
>>718546154
F-zero 99 was actually great, and nintendo showed a weird amount of support for it, going as far as to put in the satellaview tracks. I hope they keep updating it or use it as the basis for a new 3D f-zero.
Anonymous No.718546580
Anonymous No.718546706 >>718547305
>>718535394
hey fatanon there was another anon that wanted to get in touch for maybe helping with your /v/orld romhack i think
Anonymous No.718546775
>>718474881
are you making up people in your mind to be mad at?
Anonymous No.718546887
>>718493267
God Fast RMX is fine but it doesn't feel as fast as F-Zero. No F-Zero sucks ass, but Kirby looks good with the drifting and speed.
Anonymous No.718547016
I need Gyaru Susie alt.
Anonymous No.718547061
>>718546041
Nintendo needed to do something to please Sakurai so he would be in good mood for the next smash.
Anonymous No.718547227
>>718529574
King shit
Anonymous No.718547305
>>718546706
Oh no, I'm not him. Just another fan.
Anonymous No.718547395
>>718473226 (OP)
Literally who even is this?
Anonymous No.718547451
>>718481648
bite my shiny metal ass
Anonymous No.718547552 >>718547657
>>718478556
So human men can grip them while they fuck her, duh
Anonymous No.718547657 >>718548092
>>718547552
Sauce on that image?
Anonymous No.718548092 >>718548332
>>718547657
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13329229&tags=susie_%28kirby%29+
enjoy desu
>>718481648
Were her and Haltman actual robots?
Anonymous No.718548332 >>718548920
>>718548092
>Were her and Haltman actual robots?
Nope, just aliens
Anonymous No.718548554 >>718548718
>>718473226 (OP)
Why she sit on the board like a mermaid?
Anonymous No.718548718 >>718548916
>>718548554
Because she’s as pretty as one
Anonymous No.718548814
Anonymous No.718548916
>>718548718
three is a prettier number than one or a mermaid
Anonymous No.718548920
>>718548332
so like a cybertronian: an alien machine person
not an earth robot but indeed a robot
Anonymous No.718549147 >>718549179 >>718549350 >>718549886 >>718550118 >>718551780 >>718559589
Going through art block but here's an attempt regardless
Anonymous No.718549179
>>718549147
Me too borb, me too.
Good job lad.
Anonymous No.718549231 >>718549314 >>718549807
I didn't think I wanted to get it
Now I want it just to play as Starman
Anonymous No.718549314
>>718549231
I'm glad they showed the mushroom first, for a second I tought they'd be doing the Mario Kart thing of adding literally nothing but generic fodder
Everything after that little guy felt like a pleasing surprise
Anonymous No.718549350 >>718553601
>>718549147
Fucking glutton.
Anonymous No.718549807
>>718543292
>>718549231
I love him
Anonymous No.718549815
>>718473731
Yes, anon, this is Smash Bros 6.
Anonymous No.718549886 >>718551368
>>718549147
Do you have an art account, your art looks familiar
Anonymous No.718550118
>>718549147
god i wish i was in there being digested and absorbed
Anonyrnous No.718550198 >>718550972
CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL
Anonymous No.718550972
>>718550198
Kek
Anonymous No.718551086
Anonymous No.718551368 >>718551467 >>718551779 >>718551780
>>718549886
Yes but you'll have to figure out which yourself
Anonymous No.718551467
>>718551368
erm what the shrimp i thought this was the fat susie thread....
good............gooood...............
Anonymous No.718551680 >>718552161
>>718478496
outside the enemies, the following are ALL the named characters in the franchise that COULD have a chance:

>Confirmed
-Not Confirmed
XDECONFIRMED
?Unlikely

KDL1:
>Kirby
>Dedede
-Lolo/Lololo
-Lala/Lalala

Kirby Adventure:
>Meta Knight
-The Metaknights
?Nightmare Wizard

>KDL2
-Rick the Hamster
-Coo the Owl
X Kine the fish (he appears in a stage background)
-Chuchu
>Gooey
-Dark Matter Sword
?Dark Matter

KSS/KSSUltra:
>Bandana Dee
?Captain Vul
?Sailor Dee (he could be an alt. or Bandana or a hat)
-Marx
?Galacta Knight (he is an alt palette for MK)

KDL3
-Nago the cat
-Pitch the bird
-Ado

K64
-Adeleine
-Ribbon
?Miracle Matter
?O2
?Fairy Queen

Squeek Squad
-The Squeeks
-Daroache

RtDL
>Magolor

Triple DX
-Taranza
?Queen Sectonia
?Sectonia (pure)

Planet Robobot
>Susie
-Prez. Haltmann

Star Allies
?Macho Dedede
-The 3 mage sisters
-Hyness
?Void

Forgotten land
-Elfilin
-Leongar
-Clawroline

Spinoffs
-Gryll
-Brobo

Anime
-Escargoon
-Customer Service
-Tiff
-Tuff
?Tiff and Tuff's parents
?Tokkori the pigeon

feel free to add anyone who could have been left.
Anonymous No.718551779
>>718551368
I was gonna say dunnhier1 but now I’m not so sure
Anonymous No.718551780
>>718549147
>>718551368
Noice
Anonymous No.718552161 >>718552237
>>718478496
Revealed as what, Hyness's special ability where he throws stone versions of them? Cramming 3 characters onto a kart would be awkward as fuck, which is why they made Kine part of the environment rather than a playable character (Rick and Coo are probably in a similar situation). I also don't think they're making 3 separate racers for a game considered one of the weaker entries in the series.
>>718551680
Dark Matter is already confirmed. Would also say Elfilin is damn near guaranteed with the Forgotten Land NS2 update being a thing. Marx is also pretty likely since he's Sakurai's golden boy.
Anonymous No.718552237
>>718552161
that thing from the trailer is not dark matter. is another corrupted DDD.
Anonymous No.718553015
Anonymous No.718553193
Susie sexo
Anonymous No.718553601 >>718553653 >>718553954
>>718549350
Yeah but she has a good kind of metabolism.
Anonymous No.718553653 >>718553954
>>718553601
Man, she is just throwing it back
Anonymous No.718553667 >>718553743
This games a setup for the incoming flood of Kirby character in the next Smash game. Sakurai's done ignoring his baby.
Anonymous No.718553743
>>718553667
Both dk and kirby better see an influx in reps with the amount of shit they’ve been getting recently
Anonymous No.718553807 >>718553978
Am I the only one who upset we didn't get Susie mech as a vehicle or the robobot
Anonymous No.718553954
>>718553601
>>718553653
She certainly got big hips.
Anonymous No.718553962
They're in.
Anonymous No.718553978 >>718554012
>>718553807
No, I was too. I wonder if it's an unlockable? I just want them to bring the Robobot Armor, it's so cool.
Anonymous No.718554012
>>718553978
could be I didn't see any parts of dragoon in the direct
Anonymous No.718554396
Anonymous No.718555067 >>718555247 >>718555376 >>718555791
Thought's on human Susie?
Anonymous No.718555247
>>718555067
Boring
Anonymous No.718555376
>>718555067
I don't like those things that are connecting her hands to her body.
Anonymous No.718555498
Anonymous No.718555791
>>718555067
Sex
Anonymous No.718556171
Anonymous No.718556298
Anonymous No.718556527
Anonymous No.718556590
Anonymous No.718556839
Anonymous No.718557190
>>718546041
Soccerguy needs to release a Kirby game between smash bros releases to keep his sanity
Anonymous No.718557191 >>718585694
Anonymous No.718557560 >>718585694
Anonymous No.718557687 >>718557906
He cute.
Anonymous No.718557710
I can't believe he actually squashed the bias allegations
Took him fucking long enough
Anonymous No.718557906
>>718557687
Crazy how he became so popular rn.
Anonymous No.718558170
Anonymous No.718558186 >>718558298 >>718558324 >>718559638 >>718559865
give me a boob/breast expansion idea for susie and i'll draw it.
Anonymous No.718558281
>>718533907
it dougs
Anonymous No.718558298
>>718558186
her pointy at her new boingy bits and calling them her new corporate assets
Anonymous No.718558324
>>718558186
using warp star themed pasties
Anonymous No.718558348
>>718543292
I always thought this thing was supposed to be a tiny chicken. I swear it is in nightmare in dreamland
Anonymous No.718558538
Anonymous No.718558693 >>718558878
>"MetaKnight! It's time for your robotization therapy!"
>Meta Knight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COlbWgM1jHQ
Anonymous No.718558878
>>718558693
poor guy
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Anonymous No.718559589
>>718549147
I'd recognize that artstyle anywhere

I can only say thank you for this. This the gourmet kind of shit we enjoy, alongside Shweet from earlier.
Anonymous No.718559638
>>718558186
i dunno copy ability something like water so she can make them look bigger with some outside element
Anonymous No.718559865
>>718558186
Uhhh Meta Knight groping her and using magic or something to make em grow I guess
Anonymous No.718560514
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Anonymous No.718561518 >>718562590
Draw the I'm going to remodel your shithole page except it's Meta Knight as Samus and Susie as the space pirate.
Anonymous No.718561836
Susie would unironically give a rimjob to Meta Knight.
Anonymous No.718562556
Anonymous No.718562590
>>718561518
You really want that
Anonymous No.718562727
Anonymous No.718562834 >>718562945
I wish Susie would use my face as her chair
Anonymous No.718562945
>>718562834
Susie does need a desk chair to sit on.
Anonymous No.718563304
Anonymous No.718563479 >>718563818 >>718566786 >>718575240
Anonymous No.718563818
>>718563479
he finally gave in
Anonymous No.718563840
No Kibble no buy
Anonymous No.718564906
Anonymous No.718565083 >>718565587
is the painter girl in Air Riders?
Anonymous No.718565587
>>718565083
Not yet.
Anonymous No.718566194 >>718570110
Anonymous No.718566576
>>718538149
No she is not, although she still has some edge. I think it was the english version of Star Allies that made up that fanfiction, the japanese text doesn't even mention mechanization or planets

>β€œHis company… I’ll show that I’ll rebuild it!”
>With a flick of her glossy hair, the beauty from β€œRobobo Planet”, Secretary Susie, has inherited His volition, and takes action!
>Providing a harmonious family and happy living with the power of science… based on that ideology, I’ll exterminate the savages!
Anonymous No.718566786
>>718563479
Yeaaaah that's my jam, love this pair
Anonymous No.718567258
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Anonymous No.718570110 >>718570302 >>718573274
>>718566194
Why is Taranza so forgotten compared to Magolor and Susie?
Anonymous No.718570302
>>718570110
Magolor is essentially the most iconic new gen Kirby character due to how popular Return to Dreamland is plus his fun twist as an ally that becomes the final boss and Susie is a fan favourite due to being a major female character on top of Planet Robot usually being considered a top tier game. Though I love Kirby Triple Deluxe and Taranza is a solid character with pathos, he and the game have middle child syndrome essentially.
Anonymous No.718571708
I miss the Robobot days sometimes. People were excited about the best new Kirby game yet, leak threads were going insane, everyone was going on about fucking Susie. I don't even know how I'd do it, but I'd dick her.
Anonymous No.718573274
>>718570110
Because Taranza didn’t commit enough in either direction. Magolor turned heel and got a god form, Susie was a sleek corporate waifu with a mech and personality, but Taranza just kinda... fizzled out. His arc wrapped up in one game and he didn’t come off as threatening or meme-worthy enough to stay in people’s heads. They threw him in Star Allies as a nod, but by then he was already β€œoh yeah, that spider guy.” Needs a redemption villain arc or at least a cool remix theme to be remembered.
Anonymous No.718573435
Is Taranza supposed to be forgotten? I was under the impression he was an immense fan favorite, given how much fucking art of him I have saved. Being a poor sap who tragically ended up getting his waifu killed and doomed to forever pine for her seemed to earn him major brownie points. Feels to me that Magolor, Susie, and Taranza are all well liked for entirely different reasons.
Anonymous No.718574142 >>718576239
>>718542559
That game is multiplat.
Anonymous No.718575240 >>718575604 >>718575636
>>718563479
need more
NEED MORE
Anonymous No.718575604
>>718575240
Anonymous No.718575636
>>718575240
here's some more got on hand
https://www.deviantart.com/yoshimister/art/Love-Flight-878218036
https://x.com/ShippyO/status/1687864956723863552
https://artist-block-alley.tumblr.com/post/642929910569123840/i-started-this-picture-october-last-year-and-it
Anonymous No.718575651 >>718575767 >>718575801 >>718575837 >>718576462
Who is Susie for?
Anonymous No.718575767
>>718575651
Me.
Anonymous No.718575801
>>718575651
what you mean exactly?
Anonymous No.718575837
>>718575651
actually, shes for me
Anonymous No.718575860 >>718579301 >>718581192 >>718587228
Post never evers
Anonymous No.718576239
>>718574142
I don't have a gaming PC or a reason to get a xbox or PS5 over a switch 2.
Anonymous No.718576462
>>718575651
Sex. Big cocks on her round ass. Entering her. Plap n' plap.
Anonymous No.718578323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP6Xx1Tgw9c
Anonymous No.718579301
>>718575860
Fucking mob faced nerd queen
Anonymous No.718580334
>>718545720
>droid
>Xenofaggot when he has to learn lore that isn’t a children’s bible story or 2001
Anonymous No.718581192
>>718575860
>not a single reference decades later
What the hell is their problem?
Anonymous No.718581642
>>718473226 (OP)
funny guy
Anonymous No.718583490 >>718583930
I am forgotten...
Anonymous No.718583598 >>718583661
>>718473226 (OP)
Already did for Bananza Pauline, which means I also bought one for Susie without even knowing. Feeling like a Chad!
Anonymous No.718583661
>>718583598
what does "dot for her" mean
Anonymous No.718583693
>>718473226 (OP)
Fun fact I added Susie in my Super Bash Sisters Roster, I don’t know how she’d play but I’d bet she’d be hella fun
Anonymous No.718583742
Is Star Allies worth playing? Does it still have loading screens in between doors because that completely turned me off.
Anonymous No.718583769
>>718473731
Holy Smash Brainrot

Is that what a β€œSmash Ultimate” does to a Mf?
Anonymous No.718583804 >>718584558
>>718530570
>>718542103
it's pretty funny that TF2 somehow strikes a nerve with fagtale fans. it's 18 years old and everyone here likes it. one day you'll know what one of those things feels like.
Anonymous No.718583930
>>718583490
I'm holding out hope for her too. Maybe her gimmick can be greater traction while charging boost.
Anonymous No.718583953
>>718475238
The thing I miss about those daily F-Zero 99 threads is the WEBM clips. I’d post my own but I don’t know how to do WEBMs.
Anonymous No.718584030 >>718584524
>>718476527
>>718476723
>>718477442
Susie is much better than Wall-E’s Eve
Anonymous No.718584334 >>718584504 >>718584620 >>718584690
We already got Demo impressions? That’s awesome! Also Smash Run never got old and had tons of fun replay value and it didn’t even have online. That β€œcon” take is stupid.
Anonymous No.718584486 >>718584848
>>718473226 (OP)
Always remember that special someone you’re fighting for
Anonymous No.718584504
>>718584334
>-speed led to motion sickness
Filtered
Anonymous No.718584524
>>718584030
They're both sexo.
Anonymous No.718584558
>>718583804
>VNDERCHAD out of nowhere
HOLY MINDBROKENROO
Anonymous No.718584620 >>718589972
>>718584334
How do people even get motion sickness from games?
Anonymous No.718584690
>>718584334
>getting motion sickness from kirby air riders
the fuck
Anonymous No.718584848 >>718587570
>>718584486
Is there any deer enemies in kirdy?
Anonymous No.718585314 >>718588857
Love the similarities of Kirby Air Riders looking like the Smash Ultimate Victory Splash screen, also like how the original Kirby Air Ride had a similar interface to Smash Melee
Anonymous No.718585535
Anonymous No.718585694
>>718557191
>>718557560

Finally...it's been answered after 6000 years...The Color of Susie's Underpants...
Anonymous No.718585967
>>718473226 (OP)
FOR SHE
Anonymous No.718587228 >>718587373
>>718575860
Sakurai hates the human and the fairies man it's unfair.
Anonymous No.718587373 >>718587476
>>718587228
because why are they there? 1 single game has human-esque characters for no real reason and then never again, we never needed them honestly
Anonymous No.718587476
>>718587373
adeleine was in 3 games DOE
Anonymous No.718587570
>>718584848
There has to be at least one. The scope of enemies across the franchise has been massive.
Anonymous No.718587741 >>718588834
>>718477442
https://vxtwitter.com/Miruneru_Draw/status/1957809326849998998
why is sakurai like this
Anonymous No.718587938 >>718588015 >>718588514
Anonymous No.718588015
>>718587938
>mouthrapes Meta Knight for free
Anonymous No.718588514
>>718587938
>hands her one of these
Anonymous No.718588834
>>718587741
Based Soccer guy I will also be targeting the nearest Susie
Anonymous No.718588857 >>718589059
>>718585314
his wife does all the UI work for sakurai's games so that's why they all have very similar design philosophy
Anonymous No.718589059
>>718588857
>looked it up
the things you learn
Anonymous No.718589402 >>718590593 >>718591287 >>718594598
>>718477442
why she angy
Anonymous No.718589972
>>718584620
Some brains can handle a separation between observed motion and real motion and some can't.
Anonymous No.718590593
>>718589402
no meta knight to cuddle with
Anonymous No.718590693
>>718473226 (OP)
I learn magic for she
Anonymous No.718591287
>>718589402
Dad forgot who she was.
Anonymous No.718593935
no....not yet...
Anonymous No.718594061
>>718480534
GOURMET RACE GOURMET RACE
Anonymous No.718594598
>>718589402
She was married to meta knight with at least twelve kids....then she woke up from her dream
Anonymous No.718594656 >>718594906 >>718594950 >>718595365 >>718596614
Did you know Sakurai's wife (voice of kirby) voiced Susie and Queen Sectonia in some orchestral concerts of the Kirby OST? And people somehow think he doesn't like the kumazaki games when he gets to tap the ladies in them whenever he wants
Anonymous No.718594906 >>718595010
>>718594656
makiko ohmoto isn't sakurai's wife RETARD
Anonymous No.718594950
>>718594656
Human susie is cute!
Anonymous No.718595010
>>718594906
oh shit im sorry
Anonymous No.718595234
>>718475238
Go bitch elsewhere f-zero cuck.
You whiny faggot.
Nevermind 99 will mark its return.
Not that shit flinging niggers like you deserve such.
Anonymous No.718595365 >>718595440
>>718594656
>Sakurai's wife (Kirby)
Something ain't right here.
Anonymous No.718595440
>>718595365
I got Michiko and Makiko's names confused, that's on me
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Anonymous No.718595652
>>718524865
Anon. Don't plant weird seeds in my head. You made me think of a fat Susie cosplaying K. Rool and I need to seek help.
Anonymous No.718595680
>>718473226 (OP)
I'm not buying a console for just one game.
Anonymous No.718595784
>>718473226 (OP)
susie... improved
Anonymous No.718595920
>>718534768
Based.
Gooeynation is here forever.
Glad he woke up from his 20 year long food coma
Anonymous No.718596363 >>718596846 >>718598115
>>718529574
>>718531473
I came up with this
https://files.catbox.moe/qszua5.png
Anonymous No.718596614
>>718594656
>kirby concert
reminds me of this
Anonymous No.718596846
>>718596363
Absolute king shit right here. This is what we could always use more of. Thank you.
Anonymous No.718596892
>>718535037
did you have any ideas with these two being big
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Anonymous No.718598115
>>718596363
Loving all this new Susie content
Anonymous No.718598628
I hope this this game causes her metabolism to deteriorate