Thread 718476978

>>718476978 (OP)
>OP calling someone a turd worlder

>beards are... LE ONIONS!!!! even though they signify high test
>EXCEPT WHEN MY GOAT MATT WALSH LE GROWS ONE THEN ITS MANLY
>taking care of your son is.... LE ONIONS!!!!!
sounds like /v/ is a bunch of literal niggers sometimes desu

>>718477474
No offense, but you sound butthurt as fuck.

lmao

>>718477279
/thread
rage baiting is the only way to get anyone to talk about this piece of shit

>>718477665
t. nigger

>>718476978 (OP)
>spic pretends to be white
kek

>>718477474
>your

>>718477701
>/thread

>>718476978 (OP)
>written by anthony burch
want went so wrong?

>>718477937
Yes. His son.

You're the only one talking about pancakes

>>718478493
>UUUUUUUUHHHHHH WHERE BLOOD? WHER FIGHT!!!! WHERE PUNCH PUNCH!!! HUH??? PUZZLES SO PEOPLE WON'T GOT TIRED FROM ALL FIGHTING???? GRUG WANTS SMASH! !!!!

>>718478786
No worries bro there's a fight every 3.5h of talking

snoy mubi gaem sux

>>718479204
>the fight in question

>>718478493
>>718479204
>>718479303
Funny how all you see in GoW hate threads are webms like this, but never combat. If i didn't know any better i would think this is trying to convince me the entire game is like this and actively wants to brainwash me into not playing it.

We must be better men.

>>718478493
More like "Pad of Game." More like "Walk of Talk."

>>718477279
fpbp

>>718478786
>UUUUUUUUHHHHHH WHERE BLOOD?
He said. Completely oblivious to the game calling itself "God of War."

>>718479362
the combat consists of you using the same 4 combos over and over for 3 minutes to kill a simple skeleton, repeat for the 3 skeletons.

>>718476978 (OP)
I liked 2018. I despised Ragnarok
It should have been so much more instead of some QoL changes and some filler drama
It's the same thing they did with Spiderman 1 to 2, and they took 4+ years on both cases

>>718479567
where wars in gow 1 and 3
>inb kratos war agains gods
no

This character is the manchild mascot though

>>718479598
super nice deflect and way of minimizing the combat, good work..now keep posting the funny sped-up webms

>>718479825
nice counterpoint lmao

>>718479661
>I-IT'S NOT A WAR IF YOUR SIDE IS 1 MAN!!
Uh OK chief. But I think the audience is satisfied with that being the case. Nobody bought GOW1 and thought
>REEEEEEEE this doesn't meet my autistic definition of WAR
But I bet more than a few purchases of Dad of Boy felt betrayed.

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be....better men. More empathetic, docile role
models whom young men can look up to and learn
positive masculinity from. When strong independent
women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and
neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and
learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We
will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your
mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO
CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS
DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT
WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS MITH YOUR TONGUE.
BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack"
REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>718479895
Thanks. Now, don't you have some funny webms to post and complain about cuckoldry?

>>718479825
He's right tho

>>718476978 (OP)
>still causes giant amount of seething among /v/, manchildren and thridworlders
Still causes a giant amount of seething amongst /v/ man children and third worlders.

I fixed your broken sentence ESL-Kun, you can go back to praying to quatzeplachan whilst gruesomely dismembering your fellow Spixicans if the cartel has deemed them to be stepping out of line.

GOOOOOODS
BUY ME A SWITCH 2 AND MY WIFE IS YOUUUUURS

>>718476978 (OP)
I see he added tren in his stack on the right
Why did they make him bigger?
Look at his shoulders and traps
For any dyels not knowing, this is a big improvement

>>718480060
>babies of war (2005) making fun of people for cutscenes
try REAL game, not your console movie shit

>>718480060
well i played the game and i know he isn't, but good work on the funny webm - that should keep the masses here ignorant and tame

ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!
We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We
will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.
COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE.
BE BETTER, BOI
#HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack"

>>718476978 (OP)
Thirdwolders love GoW

>>718476978 (OP)
>>718477279
>>718477701
>>718479531
>>718477920
>>718480130
>/v/ermins don't have any arguments except le "minor spelling mistake" and thinking that i am spanish
lol, guess now i am russian?

>>718478786
even grugs smarter than snoyniggers

We are not step fathers... We are fathers who stepped up.

>>718481002
no you're btfo,now gtfo cuck

>>718481002
Post hand Trejo.

>>718480560
>>718479426
>>718479976
>>718480238
>>718481158
>cuckolds projecting their fantasies on heterosexual masculine man who had sex (bad and evil)
curious

>>718481158
Can you imagine what being like this anon must be? I mean even if you find stepfathers cringe, this guy basically spends hours of the day posting shit like this on 4chan. Daily. Holy shit....Would NOT wanna be friends with him. That must suck lol

>>718481002
>>718481194
>>718481209
no no no, hold on, i am japanese, you see? i posted japanese pic, so i am japanese, this is how it works in your mind, right?
banzai!

>>718481386
Yeah snoybro real masculine better man

>>718478786
>puzzle of walking down a straight hallway

Anons please! Any tips for the bull prepping mini-game? I only have 15 minutes before my wife gets home from her yoga class!

>>718481506
Just take the L horchato

>>718476978 (OP)
It's not the beard that bothers me. It's the change to his facial structure. The old Kratos looked like an Arab man painted white. The new Kratos looks white-white. I don't know what to call it exactly. But that stereotypical kind of white man. It just looks off.

>>718476978 (OP)
Sounds like you learnt nothing from this game. Better nen are not arguing on the internet, they are on social media promoting BIPOC, Trans Folxs, and women.

>>718479426
>YEAH, SO MAYBE YOUR MOTHER FUCKED A DOG BEFORE SHE MET ME, BOY
>BUT IT’S HER BUSINESS AND WE CAN’T JUDGE HER

>>718480028
yea I bet you love to watch

>>718476978 (OP)
When I buy a game called 'SUPREME AUTHORITY FIGURE ON MURDERING AND PLUNDERING: THE WORLD IS ENDING EDITION'

I expect it to be about killing and plundering with godlike power in a cataclysmic setting.
Not being fed 2024 left wing politics through a medium of ancient Norse mythology and watching the supreme authority on murdering and plundering give his son (me, the player) lectures about how women are strong or whatever

..............................
does any of you actually played this game?

>Nu-kratos, you let your wife do WHAT??
>That's nuts!

>>718476978 (OP)
GOOOOOOOODS

>>718480407
>file.png

>>718481002
russian to make yourself look like a faggot, I guess

We must be... Manlet men..

>>718476978 (OP)
Faggot devs trying to tell me to "be better men" with a retard who spurged put so hard he murdered his wife and daughter will never work.

This is what a better man looks like. Be better.

>>718476978 (OP)
Men are gross. Post Freyja

>>718481002
>is too ESL to notice it wasn't a spelling mistake, but the fact that he pulled the picture from a Spanish IG account

>>718483750
Here's a hot blonde

>>718483750
NOOO FREYA NOT THE COCK CAGE AGAIN PLEASE NOOO AAAA

>>718481506
>>718481002
>>718476978 (OP)
Your English is pretty good man but you are slipping up and leaving too many tells that lose the game for you.

Like we wouldn't say "I guess now I am russian?" like ever. It'd be "Oh I must be Russian now" or something like that. Its that placement of the "now". All wrong.

>>718483828
google>gow>pictures>right click>copy/save
>>718484019
thanks

>turd worlder OP raging hard
Lmao
How does even a poor shitskin like him afford a Snoystation with one game?

>>718479204
>you don't get it chud incel its le subversion of expectations

>>718476978 (OP)
>causes giant amount of seething among /v/, manchildren and thridworlders
this can't be true people can't be that obsessed and ret-
>it's true
wtf

>>718484764
Should've vetted it, Paco.

>>718476978 (OP)
>BOY WHY DID YOU PRESS NEW GAME INSTEAD OF CONTINUE IN MY GAMEBOY COLOR'S POKEMON GAME?!!!
>GOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>718479426
>your mother was rejected by 109 boyfriends, is not her fault and none of our business

>>718477701
Yeah, basically.

>>718479362
>its so strange discord xisters every time someone posts something bad about my favorite stim game they post things that are bad...

>>718481386
>file.png
Note: this is NOT an organic filename

>>718489492
>>718483146
>no arguments
you want me to name every picture i find on internet?

>>718477279
Thread should have autosaged right there.

>>718481389
opposed to spending hours raising a nigger?

lmao

BEAST

LEAST

>>718477701
no one talks about the game even when it's being ragebaited, they just post the "what your mother did" image over and over again

game sucks

>>718476978 (OP)
Pretty cool that he got more buff in the sequel from his adventures with his son. You can see his old form returning.

>>718490526
game is agressively ok at worst and at best, it's just /v/ can't contain their ntr fetish and can't stop projecting their parents onto games