Thread 718488041

why have there been no good video games about sumos

Smash

walmart simulator

basically what every godzilla game is if you think about it

>>718488041 (OP)
just watch sumo porn dude

>>718488041 (OP)
You get one in your party in Mass Effect.

>stealth super duper sumo thread
It's so obvious when old 4chan meme hit children social media like tiktok and onlyfans

Sumos are designed jobbers

Too ethnic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uUHG6jUaRE
The white dude looks outright skinny despite weighing 115kg

>>718488397
but enough about Hoshoryu

>>718488906
>115kg
what? he was like barely 90kg

for me peak sumo was Tochinoshin, but Ura is always a hoot

Given the different styles and how short matches are, it would be pretty hard to make one I feel.
There IS an old PS2 one though.

>>718489134
>sumo association's face when they could have just waited one more tournament to avoid this kinboshi dispenser

>>718489134
You misspelled Onosato.

>>718489491
Feels like if you want to go full simulation or authentic to actual sumo, you'd have to do some kind of real time with pause. Something like hybrid heaven but with a lot more grapple autism.

But that's not palatable to most people so it's probably better to just stick to knock off fighting games that most sumo games are.

>>718488351
I've been found out

>>718488041 (OP)
SA:MP Sumo servers were not just good, but great.

>Nattosumo gone from youtube, discord, telegram
w-what are we to do, rikishibros...

>>718488041 (OP)
sumo hasnt been the same since the GOAT retired

>>718490398
Yea like grappling, judo, going for the belt, slapping each other, hell even safety sumo, how do you translate that to a game.

>>718488041 (OP)
MAAAAASAAAARUUUUUUU~
MASAAAAARUUUUUU

https://youtu.be/mPUiEfYFMt0?t=1860

>>718488041 (OP)
THAT WHERE YER WRONG KIDDO

>some young guy shows up and goes straight to the top division, wins it 3 times in his first year
>Gets handed the highest rank you can achieve just 1 year into the biz

Shits like an anime or manga bro. But the speed in which he did it wouldn't even be believable in a fucking manga. Crazy.

>>718490432
Super Duper Sumos and the GBA game meme crack me up.

Literally the only sumo character that matters, and we need more

>>718488076
came here to post this

I wonder how many Sumos are gay

>>718488076
>>718491739
Forgotten Land proved that a 3D, over-the-shoulder smash bros. game could work. I wish they did it!

>>718488041 (OP)
Why are there no RPGs with a rikishi class? It would be cool, like a mix between a monk and a paladin or cleric.

>>718491858
Ichiyamamoto is 100% a faggot

>>718491858
Ura is 90000% gay. Zesty little motherfuker. And we love him for it.

>>718489558
They fucked up and now they look like retards. God forbid they go one tournament without a yokozuna.
>>718489626
Onosato did well.
>>718491995
Don't call my man a faggot.

>>718491858
>>718491956
>>718491995
Why does everything immediately go to gay gay gay gay gay gay with you people.

>>718488141
shart in the mart

>>718491956
>>718491995
Damn, those two are cute.

Well /v/, are you initiated?

>>718492061
>They fucked up and now they look like retards. God forbid they go one tournament without a yokozuna.
I don't follow sumo, but how is some succeeding so early in their sumo career bad for the association?

>>718492064
>the bottle incident

Reminder that sumo elders are fucking insane and this shit is ran like a cult.

One dude was caught illegal gambling and the punishment was he had to be separated from his wife and NEWBORN CHILD for one full year. He was NEVER ALLOWED to make contact with them. Only facetime them on an iPad or phone.

During COVID.

>>718492432
The previous yokozuna had just retired so the association wanted a replacement NOW NOW NOW NOW for the yokozuna match hype. So they gave Hoshoryu the promotion. Ever since he's been jobbing, and he tapped out of the most recent tournament like two or three days in. Meanwhile Onosato got the promotion one tournament after Hoshoryu and he's been a proper yokozuna. So they could have just waited and saved themselves and Hoshoryu the embarrassment.

I've been watching @futagoyama-sumofood channel on YouTube.
I always find it funny how the higher ranks eat first and everyone else just stands around them looking and waiting for their turn.

I want to try making my own Chanko Nabe.

why did he do it?

>>718492061
>Onosato did well.
>Kinboshisato did well
Lmao
Just admit you hate Hosh.

>>718492909
Nabatame and Denuma are kino.
>>718492983
I hate Hoshoryu AND Onosato did well.

>>718492670
Thank you for the explanation.

>>718492909
low rank jobbers deserve nothing but the scraps of sekitori BVLLS.

>>718493084
At least you admit it.
>>718493093
Don't listen to that tard, he just really doesn't like Hosh, he won't shut the fuck about it /sumo/ either. Always that one autist no matter what sport you like.

>>718491574
>starts dispensing gold stars
That was fast

>>718492914
humiliation ritual

>>718493185
I don't post in /sumo/. Hoshoryu is a jobber.

>oh sweet a sumo thread on /v/
>it's the usual Hoshoryu seethe
redditors HATE HIM! how this Mongol BVLL broke an entire fandom with this one simple trick! meanwhile the epic pink man and the choking bear nigger will never ever get the cup.

>>718493205
If this is a kinboshi dispenser then what is this guy? >>718493438

>>718493205
Yea 4 kinboshi in one tourney.
Onosato is an embarrassment, FINALLY A JP ZUNA, just lmao.
Mongols dominate this shit now.

>>718493634
Oh nononono Hoshosisters don't look!!!!

>>718492483
What was that and how gay was it?

>>718492914
for the Rock

>>718493704
>injured hosh gives up kinboshis
>Perfectly health onosato gives up 4 in his first zuna tourney
Not helping your case buddy.

>>718493840
Found it lmao
https://thespun.com/wrestling/sumo-wrestlers-allegedly-involved-in-disturbing-wine-bottle-incident-at-party

>>718494271
>h-he didn't really lose...! he was injured...!
LOL

>>718494631
Yes exactly.
Your healthy zuna was not, and still did tied teronofujis record ON HIS FIRST TOURNEY.
Face it, Japan just ain't got it anymore, this is a mongol sport now.

Aren't eastern Europeans for some reason very good at sumo?

>>718494846
A lot of them practice judo, which is a considered a good base skill set that can easily be transferred to sumo.

>>718494846
The best foreigners are the ones who come from countries poor enough that being a sumo wrestler in Japan is an upgrade. Mongolia, Georgia, Hawaii, Kazakhstan, etc.

>>718491668
His tekken 2 version is the sexiest

fuck yokozuna talk
I love ura and asakoryu
really enjoying aonishki

Sumo is the lamest combat sport.

>>718489290
I remembered wrong. He's almost 100kg

>>718492909
I wanna be a sumo

>>718488041 (OP)
Onosato will be the greatest Yokozuna to ever grace us

>>718502774
Lewd

>>718491574
You reminded me of that one sumo manga that was made a while ago.

>>718488041 (OP)
There is one sumo game that was shown on GCCX a few times I thought was pretty cool

>>718490918
You use his self hosted site
theforevercove dot cum

>>718494278
Lol wtf. Did he get punished?

Onichijo retired after being punished for punching someone. So shoving a fucking bottle up someone's ass should be a lifetime ban surely.

>>718488041 (OP)
Too gay, needs female sumos

>>718503967
There is female sumo.

>>718488041 (OP)
There's like no good sumo animes either

>>718503810
login?

>>718505343
an atrocity

>>718506091
large
sushi
sry I forgot

>>718488041 (OP)
You don't know how long I've been waiting to mention that this game exists

>>718504316
and like any other women "sport", no one care

>>718494846
Mongolia and some countries in the Caucasus have traditional sports very similar to sumo, though from what I know Georgia's is a type of jacket wrestling

>>718488041 (OP)
heavily underrated and not terribly popular outside of Japan

>>718511950
What about the sequel.

>>718503810
The fuck is this? Unless it is fat gay sumo men, I'm not interested.