Thread 718490667

Gamescom is starting in one hour.
Hopefully some good games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74oh7zD_jxI

ASMONGOLD CONFIRMED LORDS OF THE FALLEN 2 IS BEING REVEALED TODAY

GET FUCKING HYPE

>>718490667 (OP)
>Hopefully some good games.
We already got a Darksiders 4 trailer; what else is there?

>>718490667 (OP)
not even sure what I'd be looking forward to
another skate 4 trailer w/ release date would be nice

>>718490667 (OP)
I don't understand how anyone could be hyped for this event
It's gonna be a bunch of nothing as usual

>>718490807
The original game was bad, and the dev went full trumptard.

>>718490807
literal who

I thought it started in one minute

>>718490991
Pre-show will probably start soon, but the actual show starts in one hour.

no, this can't be happening
I'm in charge here

Black Myth: Zhongkui
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7
Daemon X Machina: Titanic Scion
Enshrouded
Fallout (Amazon) Season 2
Ghost of Yotei
Honor of Kings: World
Lords of the Fallen 2
NINJA GAIDEN 4 – New look. (Already leaked)
Outlaws remaster (Nightdive)
The Outer Worlds 2
Resident Evil Requiem
The Seven Deadly Sins: Origin – New trailer
Silent Hill f – New trailer.
Silksong
Sonic Crossworlds open beta
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II
World of Warcraft

Yeah, we're eating good

>>718491114
2025 is truly the worst time alive to be a gamer

>>718491114
>Resident Evil Requiem
>Silent Hill f – New trailer.
The only two games I care about, the rest can go to hell.

>>718490991
Aaaah what the fuck
Youtube scheduled times are the only thing I trust because everyone always lies about their timezones. I feel betrayed.
Not that there's any games there that I'm actually interested in but it's the principle of the thing.

>>718491154
It's one of the better years actually

I'm just here for Dispatch, hopefully with a release date announcement

>Late again
Somebody needs to fire Geoff

where the fuck is this?

>>718491258
That's even sadder

>Hopefully some good games.
first time on /v/?

>>718490667 (OP)
why is that subhuman there

>>718491272
the main show is in one hour

>>718491270
I'm also here for Dispatch.

god damnit geoff

>>718491328
I see Geoff Keighley, I don't watch
Simple as

>no star citizen
>no exodus
>no mass effect 4
>no The Expanse: Osiris Reborn

>>718491114
>t. scatfag

>>718490807
>epic exclusive
those faggots at ci games can throat my scrotum

im here for the memes and pattern recognition

everyone was gay one year, black another, had bows, women screaming - what will it be this year? im guessing it will white male pandering so we are less resistant to fighting a war for them)))

>>718491154
Expedition 33
Donkey Kong Bananza
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
Elden Ring Nightrein
Oblivion Remastered

It's been a great year.

>countdown to countdown to countdown
fuck off

>>718490667 (OP)
>gamescom
>good games
there was never a good game announced at gamescom or any other Dorito Pope event though.

Waiting for the imminent porn pics during the sticky.

Onirism launch trailer presented by Geoff let's go

>>718491528
Is this a joke post

thanks gork

>>718491452
>star citizen
Lol
Lmao even

Isn't there supposed to be a pre-show?

>>718491694
okay le epic nihilistic post bro

>>718491114
>we're eating good
imagine having such shit standards lmao

DmC 2

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

Splinter cell remake will be shown here, micheal ironside has been spotted

>>718490667 (OP)
I can't wait for another guy to run on stage to talk about GTA 6

I miss E3

>>718491270
>>718491389
Dispatchbros unite

HALF LIFE 3

>>718491191
>caring about Silent Hill Souls

>>718491870
porn when?

Starfield 2.0 update incoming

The Air Riders Direct already happened today so it's all downhill from here.

a new crash bandicoot will be announced

>>718490667 (OP)
eu5 release date
please

>>718492007
let the bandicoot die

>>718491870
This game is never coming out
>>718491907
Pretty sure there is a lora out already

Y'all read to get fucking DISAPPOINTED WOOOOOOO
YALL READY FOR FUCKING NOTHING??
LETS HEAR IT!
NOTHING!!
NOTHING!!
NOTHING!!
NOTHING!!

>>718492045
my fellow grand strategy autist

think I may indulge in some dudelmao and eat a pint of halo top during this

>>718492080
Come on, anon. Surely there's gonna be something...

>>718491114
GARBAGE/10

>>718490667 (OP)
What a truly awful line up of games
Maybe the new RE game will be ok

>>718490807
Lords of the Fallen 2 or The Lords of the Fallen 2?

>>718492080
some of us still play video games

>>718492115
yep

Dewrito Pope won't let me down.

Ghost of Yotei is the only thing we're excited for.

>>718491619
>sticky
nah

I hope Dawn of War 4 isn't shit.
>>718491870
plus that this game isn't delayed into 2026

I have no expectations

>>718492079
>This game is never coming out
Why? It’s not Wolf Among Us season 2 and has a demo already.

slay the spire 2 gameplay trailer please

>>718492227
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1035780/Pecker/
>Steam Deck compatible

>>718492227
Wow there sure aren't many games on sale in this sale

>>718492323
And yet will still walk away feeling disappointed

>>718492331
Yeah but it's so weird that this game has a demo but has no release date yet

>>718491738
>you don't like shit so you're a... nihilist
Yeah that's about how stupid you have to be to think those games are good

gamer kings are we excited? are we having blast tonight?

>>718492389
probably

OH N-

>>718492373
The actual "event" begins tomorrow, the 20th.

>>718492419
ebin... simply ebin bro..... so nihilistic and just don't give a fuck attitude! woah....

>>718492440
>2
There was a 1?

wasn't last year just Borderlands 4 and a few new trailers for existing shit?

>>718491114
Peruvian males look like that?

>>718491154
then kill yourself

>>718491114
>dark soul china
>call of shit
>who give a fuck
>who
>movies
>cinematic experience+ ugly bitch
>chink shit
>dark souls more edgy
>maybe okay
>men bad, women good upvoat to the left
>only npc's cares about this shit at this point
>who
>hahaa
>2 more weeks
>sonic
>it will a shit on fire
>playing Wow in 2000+25
eating garbage

Do I really have to watch this shit again?

Here's an exclusive leak for you, lads:
PEGGLE THREE

>countdown for a countdown
why?

>>718491980
Nobody cares about ninslop shovelware.

Hell yea boi
Currently listening to SMW title theme at .8 speed while I wait.

>>718492419
trying too hard

>>718492641
hype

>>718492641
They are waiting for your fat ass to buy snacks and soda

>>718492465
Nah he right, little cuh. I have open world slop and blatant cash grab fatigue. I bet your little bitch ass supports Isr*el too.

>>718492641
it's oure culture

>>718492632
I gave up on watching these events years ago
Don't waste your time watching it live, just catch the news after
The excitement of E3 is long dead, what has replaced it is somehow even more soulless and corporate.

>>718492641
enough time to bring my doritos and mtndew

>>718491114
>world of warcraft
>not eating dogshit

>>718492747
not him but you're wrong and gay "little cuh"

>>718492227
my eyes holy shit who thought this was a good idea

>>718492640
would actually be based desu
PopCap/EA are currently working on PvZ remaster, might as well do Peggle also

>>718491114
>Silksong

quick who is livestreaming it and is providning quality commentary? and by that i mean sarcastic quips and shitting on devs, games and presenters in equal measure.

>>718492978
I hope oboe would stream

>>718492978
asmongold

(You) there! Yes, (You)! What would be your dream game announcement for Gamescom 2025?

>>718493057
Half Life 3

>>718493040
The only time I'll care about anything Asmongold related is when his obituary gets published

>>718491191
>Silent Hill f
Not a silent hill, more like fatal frame mixed with siren

>>718492978
michealdoeslife

>>718492936
They're either not going to show up, or they're going to advertise the stream they're having two days from now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGeJwsUP9c
I'd be very surprised if they actually said anything today.

>>718493057
HL3, obviously
and something by Lucas Pope

>>718493057
TES6 is cancelled, Skyrim 2 is shadowdropping... right now!

>>718491114
>World of Warcraft

>>718493057
lotf2 on steam

>>718493057
Doesn't matter, modern corporate video games are dead
Even if my dream announcement got announced, it would turn out to be trash

>>718492184
they are both called Lords of the Fallen

>>718493057
Half Life 3
Starfield: Starborn DLC
The Elder Scrolls VI
Prey 2

>>718493057
Historical Total War

>>718491114
>17 games and a fucking live-action show
>only 2 maybe 3 decent looking games

>>718491191
That’s kind of where I’m at with the industry in general. The rest is generic dollar store rollslop.

I can't wait to hear about Dragons's Dogma 2 going on sale again.

>>718493057
Geoff getting gutpunched on-stage.

people keep watching these dogshit events and are surprised when they're shit

risk of Rain 2 DLC is releasing today

FAGOLA
Give me prototype remake please

>>718490807
>watching a human cockroach
subhumans need to be exterminated

>>718493358
I don't think anyone is surprised.

>>718493358
hatewatching the dorito pope is a time honored tradition on this board

>>718493389
meant for >>718493057

>>718493389
anon.. prototype sucked

EU5 release date pls. That's all I ask.

>>718493358
I don't get ut either. Gamescom especially had never had a decent reveal.

It's all shit
Burn it
Burn it all

>still no Forza Horizons 6

Am worried. With all the hype from PS5 sales I don't get why they are not showing anything UNLESS it's so shit that they were ordered to cook some more.

A-Ace Combat bros...will this be the one...?

Who Asmon here??

>>718493418
sure thing tourist

>>718493418
I can't even be bothered to hate watch anymore
I guess my hate has been replaced with apathy?

>>718490807
you should kys for posting about that retard

>>718493257
grim

Black Ops 8 confirmed

>>718493057
A game that looks fun

>>718493518
These new generations of pilots dont deserve a new game

>>718493161
what the fuck

>>718493474
I really did enjoy the sandbox and the whole "infection" playground.
My dream is that they double down on the infection and add more powers to mercer.
I can agree that it was a pretty okay-ish game from the 2010's but it has a lot of potential

>>718493602
Can't wait for Black Ops 9

>>718493057
Troika is becoming a game dev again and hiring the old crew back for a new RPG

Alright boys, what are we drinking?

>>718490667 (OP)
>No Starfield
Guess I'm not watching today then

>>718493057
Megaman Battle Network 7

>>718493602
>>718493658
Black Ops 10 was already announced, get on with the times

>>718491114
>Silent Hill f – New trailer.
I'm so excited for this game. Ryukishi07 writing an actual horror video game is one of those things that sound too good to be true.

>>718493648
I agree it could be good if they tweaked some things and updated the graphics

>>718493712
bleach

>>718493658
Black Ops 11 is where its at though true fans agree

None of these franchises are good.

jumpscare

ALL BOARDS REPORTING

>>718493673
>Troika
Ha. On that note a remake of The Temple of Elemental Evil would be nice.

STARTING OFF STRONG AREN'T WE

BUBSY

Man, this guy must not have a good sleep schedule. He looks terrible. Also, starting with Bubsy? Really?

>>718493732
try sounding less obvious

FUCK BUBSY

>>718490667 (OP)
I just realized I'm not interested in any of those titles.

Bubsy

BUBSYCHADS
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

I need a trans girlfriend~

KINOOOOO

where's fucking sticky?
>>718493772
/mlp/ reporting in

Bubsy detransitioned???

>Bubsy
Grim way to open

The snes games were so bad holy shit

BUBSY WON

ULIBROS WE'RE SO BACK

I have furry fatigue

>>718493772
/CO/ REPORTING IN

pre show will just be indies, lower your expectations

This guy sounds exhausted.

who is this low energy guy?

FUCKING BUBSY LMAOOOO

Already shit

why is bro on the verge of tears?

who the fuck still plays modern WoW

>>718493864
who the fuck is nostalgic for bubsy?

SKYRIM 2

>>718493772
/lit/ standing by
This entire thread is my property

Didn't even know there was a gamescom today

That is probably why there's no sticky. Nobody gives a fuck (mostly) about it.

>>718493872
never speak of him again

>>718493772
/vt/Reporting

>announcing the best games in the pre-show
geoff really is fucking losing it huh

>>718493816
Shut your mouth and start reading.

bosman is really rising up huh

>>718491114
Legit nothing but trash

I have no nostalgia for ps1 era copycat games. Call me when people make ps2 copycat games.

t. 31 yrs old

wow the show is very POPPIN

>>718493929
The host.

>>718493906
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>718493772
/fg/ standing by.

>>718493772
[s4s] is here1!!

>bubsy 4D is being made by the makers of demon turf
what the fuck

angryjoe is foaming at the mouth watching this space game tranny shit

>>718493772
/k/ommandos on standby

No one remembers The Final Bosman.
Sad.
Was a great video series on Gametrailers.

>BSG FTL
Not a bad mashup tbdesu

>>718493884
Same.


Except for Lola and Coco.

FUCKING OUTLAWS

westernkino on the horizon

Yea, I'm watching Gamescom with a vtuber. I just wouldn't care to watch it otherwise. I didn't even know it started today.

>>718493929
Manchilds
>le ironically buying worst platformer (with real money)

Remastered?
More like
RemasTURD!

>atari
they're still alive? wtf

>>718490807
Basado streamer reveals basado sequel to the basado soulslike

>>718493057
Wuchang 2

based outlaws

HOLY RDR3

Took a break from studying Japanese to watch this. Hoping for a good show.

>opening night
>Is early morning in america

Who asked for this?

THESE GAMES ARE SHIT.

>>718494079
>Shiwhori

what the FUCK is that AIMING?

HOLY SHIT BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!

...this is just a wad

Is ZA/UM going to dare showing their game on the stream today?
They will be at gamescom right?

>>718494079
ok tranny

>>718494079
based as fuck

>>718493772
/a/ reporting in

looks kinda cool honestly

HOW DO CROSSHAIRS WORK DAMMIT

Why is the gameplay failing all the shots on purpose?

Imagine gaming is so fucking cooked they gotta bring the old old shit back

is the player in the trailer missing on purpose

>>718493772
/pw/ enters at #30

LUNE OWES ME SEX

>>718494079
brother...

>>718494092
anon, they still plagiarize on their stuff from the 90s

who the fuck would want to play an MSDOS FPS cowboy game in 2025

so what can we attribute this to? mental retardation or gross incompetence

>show off the shooting
>shoot to the left of almost every single enemy

Tarkovbros... release trailer today?
>Bubsy sequel
fucking WHY
leave him in the grave

~[PAID AD]~
VOID/BREAKER LAUNCHES TODAY!!!

what's been revealed so far?

>>718494095
>basado
IT'S ON THE FUCKING EPIC STORE YOU INBRED RETARD

TRAIN DRIFTINGGGGG

MULTI TRACK DURIFOT????

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING?

jap shit

Do Japanese trains really.. ?!

MULTITRACK DRIFTING?

GAME SCOM

My dumbass thought this was about to bet Jet Set

Jet Set Tram Dilemma

i like trains

post the webm

sonic game, but you play as a train

I want to play the train game

train, japan

game

what

>le wacky japslop
yawn

GOTY

wapanese kino
>>718494206
>>>/vr/ and me

KINO

This bus game looks fun.

where's the stucky

Inb4 Atari actually releasing a console

Now that is the most Japanese style game I've seen. Clearly they were inspired by multi-track drifting.

>Interviews
YAWN

extremely trains coded game

that looks fun honestly

LINK TO DENSHATTACK?

>>718494079
Fuwamoco.

6head

TONY HAWKS AMERICAN WASTELAND 2

>>718494079
What's her name?

>>718494309
tsmt

>le wacky japkino
based

>>718494260
Becky sex.

Double Fine makes such shit games.

>>718494232
That is what went through my head as well.

Its so cringe to see "streamers" and personalities shilling a game

>the hecking lighthouse is alive!!!11!!
can we just move on

>>718494079
this you >>718493951 ?

>>718494374
hatsune miku

WHO CARES
WRAP IT UP

>>718494359
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2524850/Denshattack/

More like intersnooze desu

Some of you guys are like fucking 2 minute behind

>>718493772
/trash/ coming through

Ps3 graphics

ZzZzZ

Is this just the pity games pre show or has it actually started??

>>718494374
blackbreeder1350

bird lighthouse game who asked for this

>>718494346
they do this in the preshows

go take a leak and a shit lil bro. u wont last and there wont be any breaks after this

>Show off a cool multi-drift game
>Some interview about a game I don't give a shit about.

>>718494359
Here ya go: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2524850/Denshattack/

what even is this event and how does it differ from shiller game fest?

>the dark crystal
Based

>WRAP IT UP
WRAP IT UP
>WRAP IT UP
WRAP IT UP
>WRAP IT UP

NEXT GUY

same phenotype

keeper, more like sleeper amirite

WRAP IT UP

a beak made out of driftwood?!? 10/10 IGN

bros hogging all the forehead for himself

SILKSONG TOOK 7 YEARS TO MAKE!
IT TOOK 7 YEARS TO MAKE!

>>718493772
/v/ reporting in...wait

>>718491114
>silksong
I will believe that when i see both it and twenty threads here screaming about it

>no sticky
grim

I guess Kyle Bowman is sucking on Geoff's cock for his screentime

Isn't it sad for Double Fine to be doing this in the preshow? Like they aren't worthy of the main stage.

>>718494362'
What kind of fucking race is this LMFAO

>trannypanese troonslop
No.

>heman
kek

he-man = based

>more masculine
>gay he-man shit

what about GTA 7

>>718494414
>>718494459
thanks

gay shit

alright this rocks.

That he man advertisement was so low energy holy shit. I watched those commercials as a kid and they were way more higher energy.

>swap to audio to let us hear the crowd
Stop that. I don't care about retards clapping.

>He-Man beat em up
Gay

that he-man looks breddy good, ngl

He-Man looks good.

>>718494428
Has she fucked BBC yet

>>718494509
why would a 2D metroidvania take seven years to make?

>Can't talk about the one game people actually liked that came out this year
>Expected to care about Call of fucking Duty
>DLC for a beloved game had all the people who gave a shit got banned and now it's a general for a bunch of uninteresting pedophiles
>FUCKING THE PACMAN WORLD 2 THREAD GOT PRUNED
Dog shit time to be gamer.

>limited run
Shiggity diggity

more beat em up slop

>>718494604
you WILL know what to think and you WILL clap in real life

this reeks of rougeslop

>>718494374
That's Shioriface

>furry game
reminder that if those were humanoids it would all be dei characters, so say thanks to the developers for catering to both the furries and the straight white men

FROOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm already disappointed

>2D slop
Pass. Passing all 2D action/platformer slop.

I’m just here for shenmue 4

NO STICKY?
>NO STICKY?

where sticky

i :transheart: indie games

>>718494641
Smaru indie studio prease understand

Absolum looks like a Chrono Trigger Nine Sols

They gonna show all the indie shit in preshow because they know nobody will give a shit about the AAA slop for the next half hour

I will buy the he-man game and play it with my dad because he loves both arcade beatem ups and he-man

and they say gaming is dead

>more pixelshit
Sorry niggers but I'm so tired of this.

DONT ESCAPE!??

>abso-loom
>not about weaving
0/10 marketing, do better next time

COME ON SHOW US THE REALSE DATE OF EU5!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .................

>>718490667 (OP)
>Outer Wilds 2 mentioned
>wait, no. Its Outer Worlds.

>reddit jokes
well then

QUIRKY CHUNGUS

>>718494641
They dropped the game when it was 90% complete to make a new inhouse engine and rebuild it from the ground up

>a narrative adventure
aaaaaaaand pass

>rehashed repeated zombie sound
already shit

wow, pixelslop

>3D pixel
uhhhh doesn't compute

>voxelkino indie with deep narrative and good gameplay
SOLD

The fuck is EU5?

Last of Us: Pixel version

>Indie shit artstyle game with zombies

Holy fuck I could not be more uninterested.

>California writing zombie game
Your chance of making a profit is Long Gone

>>718494768
>Pedoman

okay so far nothing

>>718494674
Thanks, anon

yeah it will be long gone within a week

>>718494079
kill yourself incel subhuman

What a piece of shit

>long gone
I hate modern pixel slop art

>>718494803
what the fuck is this creature in the bottom left

>>718494428
Which thread is 3d bbc? I've only ever seen 2d on /trash/

>>718494803
>troonmongold
Really N*****?

>>718494803
>watching a streamer watching a stream
Kys

some of you are so behind

zombieslop

give me some real games like CvS3

Finally some good fucking food

This one looks good.
>creators of Ghostrunner

I beat Outer Worlds in like 9 hours its complete dogshit

STICKY THE THREADS YOU USELESS UNPAID NIGGERS
(game looks neat)

>>718494079
Based

oh hey, I liked ghostrunner
but those combat animations had 0 weight, I don't know what were they thinking

soulslop, poland

FAR CRY 7

pleae dont be a fucking soulslike

The graphics actually look decent this time. Too bad 99% of /v/ won't be able to run it though.

>>718494629
Who is she?

The last time i completed a game was maybe in 2015-16

not another soul slop pls

He-Man is always fun.
Outlaws was good 148 years ago. Maybe I'll play it again.
Rest so far is dogshit.
Here's Skeletor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhOt6KS5X0

souls slop

now this i like

>>718494629
it's all softcore she might kiss a dildo but won't insert it

>>718494875
where

SOULSLIKE KINO

NAPOLEON SOULS

>le GRIM DARK
fuck off

MUH ZOMBIE SLOP

yo this looks cool

NAPOOPAN SOULS

POSTAN IN A STICKEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NAPOOPAN

two zombieslop in a row nice

IMMERSIVE SIM KINO

>This thread is now a sticky.
Jej

napoopan kino? nah, more zombie shit

WOOOOOOOOOOOO BLAND BORING AND WEIGHTLESS SKYRIM COMBAT

>FPS soulslop
I will buy

>>718494950
hnngh fuck....breeding, babymaking sexo with Wicke...

alright, valor mortis looked bretty good

I love Soulslike.

Game looked good until they actually showed it

It's first person. It's different.

First person soulslike without any soul

All that effort to transform and you just snap his neck? kinda lame. So... they are aiming for the Bioshock and Bloodborne in first person audience?

Bioshock Waterloo edition?

>First Person Dark souls slop
at least it has a good theme

Guys I just got here did I miss anything yet

Napoleon Evil 1

HOLY BASADO

BOOOO FIRST PERSON

zzz

MY LIFE IS YOUR MON EMPEROR NAPOLEON

POSTAN IN A STICKY

>you can kill the French
always a positive

im rolling for this guys suicide

>>718490667 (OP)
all trash, we've already seen re9.

>>718495059
better than the nuh e3 so far

I dig mutant napoleonic wars, though I fear that it looks like roguelite slop

Posting in a sticky

stickybros

>>718490667 (OP)
POSTIN' IN A STICKY!!!

>>718495024
The concept is cool but those animations were literal fucking garbage, when are they going to learn that making parrying look that fucking lame isn't good enough, the attack animations were also just bad

This host is ass holy shit

I fucking hate video games

Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams
Jeanny, life is not what it seems
Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world
There's someone who needs you
Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams
Jeanny, life is not what it seems
You're lost in the night
Don't wanna struggle and fight
There's someone who needs you

>>718490807
The fact that chuds made him the face of their movement really proves to me that all their bullshit about "Beauty" or whatever is a massive fucking lie.

>It's my duty as pre-show host to make people excited
It sounds so sad when you blatantly said it out loud

fucking really?

Posting in a sticky!

POSTIN IN LE STICKEE

STICKY BASED MODS

FUNNY CHUNGUS

>>718495059
Silksong announced for 2027

There will be 1 good game in this presentation I hope
At least 1

>>718495078
And now trannies will spam porn.

Haha such a funny bit

>>718495129
you come to the right place

americans angry and confused by the lack of hero shooters and brown people

Unfriendly reminder to a lot of anons to CLICK THE FUCKING "LIVE" button.

uh oh sticky

>>718495143
Creampieing in her rn

>unreal engine 5 game reveal
>the game is fogged THE FUCK UP and you can't see a damn thing
>the landscape is identical to ones you have seen in every other game already because of asset reuse

this caster sounds like he's dead inside

/x/ reporting in

>>718495128
you don't like the random closeups of his face?

>>718491114
Wow, I'm glad I didn't watch this.

>>718491114
>World of Warcraft
too bad i unsubbed 8 months ago

>cool looking napoleonic wars game
>based
>turns in to soulshit

I AM STICKY

>>718495123
the cutscene animations were way too slow, but the actual first person gameplay ones looked better
we'll see I guess

Shiori won

Genuinely hope this retard dies from aids

>>718495143
Made for Holostars cock

>>718495128
take that back
kyle bosman is a Chad and master of dry comedy

>>718495139
what the fuck???
why is this a thing???????????

>Call of Duty
>*muffled boos*

>sticky
>only 480 replies
gaming is dead

>>718495139
Is this a fucking multiplayer game? Why does it have a playtest?

This caster looks like datto

Silksong fans blown the fuck out

START IT ALREADY

>>718495242
kek wills it

'OSTIN IN AN 'ICKY

>>718495139
You don't know true horror until you can only read documentations of cutting edge JS frameworks only published on discord.

>>718495241
Whore.

>>718495187
And the 2x button

/ck/ reporting in

>>718490667 (OP)
STICKY

oh fuck yeah the big cannon game

>didn't mention WoW
midnight sisters how we feeling

finally, a real game

I pity this guy for having to try to hype up the most nothing games in existence

Wasnt this show like
A Year ago?

>>718493961
He’s been helping out Geoff for a while now. He’s always part of the audience gags in the recent TGAs. He’s a chill Jew.

Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandantkino!

>>718495198
Based.
>>718495243
And anon cock.

>germslop
Shall buy.

>fallout vibes
now you have my attention

HECKIN FALLOUT!?!?!

>>718495228
>8 months ago
faggot, you should've unsubbed ages ago

>>718495123
i personally lost interest the moment the super solider transformed

I hate this redditor

>>718495303
nice

This guy is a charisma sponge. Holy fuck, where do they hire these barista coffee rejects from?

PLANETENVERTEIDIGUNGSKOMMANDANT!!!

DEUTSCH BROS WE WON! ICH IST DEUTSCH!!!

I’m so sick of quirky chungus games.

>>718495241
Kiara lost and got raped by niggers

>>718495241
I've jerked it to her getting blacked I have never watched her stream even once

>>718495078
Still hate that this artist cancelled their shota hentai

I really do want to play this game. It looks so damn good

This looks good

WEEEWLL AT LEAASSST OUR SSHCOOS ARENT BLOOOODY SHOOTAN GALERRIES!!!

>>718495312
not good bwo....

Finally posting in a sticky

german autism game

>>718495237
You think so? to me its the opposite, the cutscenes and bosses looked good but the actual first person animations looked terrible, dying light had better animations and that's an old ass game at this point

Kyle bosman being based as always

Remember:

Nash
Summer
92

Any good games for this showcase?

Ww3 propaganda.

doesn't look bad

>>718495241
>>718495368
>>718495369
>>>/vt/ranny

French souls looks fun

>ROUTINE
FUCK YEAH NIGGER

is there effective adjective in english languange to describe this type of "humor"? I fucking hate how he presents himself

>>718495367
PVKK is actually pretty cool

>>718495292
yeah, mine

>>718495143
If i didn't know Shiori before Hololive i would think she's a bot, she's just saying random shit this stream

STARFIELD

YES I LOVE TO BE STAYING IN ONE PLACE IN THE ENTIRETY OF THE GAME

>sticky
About time.

>WISHLIST NOW
steam is soulless

>>718495243
Stop seething and get your bull some lube, Jurard.

Yes fucking finally.

>>718495303
nice!

THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS

yo it's the decade old game!

> https://store.steampowered.com/app/2828710/Valor_Mortis
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2828710/Valor_Mortis
> https://store.steampowered.com/app/2828710/Valor_Mortis
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2828710/Valor_Mortis

video games truly fucking suck

any BA sisters in the chat?

routine? kek

alien isolation 2

>>718495368
Her ccv is getting mogged right now lmoa
>>718495430
Keep seething KFPiss, you're orange whore flopped and got raped.

holy fuck how long as this been in dev for now

another horror slop

Dead Space?

NOTU THIS SHITTO AGAINU!

>routine
How many years has it been?

>>718495443
>is there effective adjective in english languange to describe this type of "humor"?
shitty

>>718495443
Dry Humor.

PVKK is basically Papers Please. Looks awesome

Okay here we go here we go here we go

>>718495443
dry humor

Holy nasapunk kino

Le hon hon baguette souls.

Videogames are the best :D

>>718495024
HeMan is a pedo

>>718495482
Why are you here tranny?

condemned 3

>sticky
THIS IS THE THREAD, POST THEM!

>>718495475
This game looks really cool I like it

ROUTINE

>>718495483
HEBE ARCHIVE!!

haha remember when this was announced over a decade ago

>sticky

Stop engaging in mod threads, they killed the site you fucking retarded tourists, dumb gorilla niggers.

Routine lives!

Holy shit I thought that was abandoned

SCI FI FATAL FRAME

>>718495483
No because I'm not a fucking pedophile

>>718492747
How did I know when this reply chain started that you'd mention Israel entirely unprompted lmao

It's actually been a pretty decent pre-show gamewise.

>>718495492
You retards not knowing how to behave is why /#/ is hated everywhere. Stop being bronies, faggot.

>>718495490
it was lmao, 10 years late?

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Give me Japanese geemu

holy kino

How long they are going to run this for? 1 hour?

I despise video games

Each one of these shows pushes me further and further away from gaming as a hobby. I don't recognize it anymore.

GET READY FOR ANOTHER 10 YEAR WAIT EVERYBODY!

I got hopes for Routine.

>>718495483
Sup baggot.

>chinkslop
yawn

CHINKSLOP

Wasn't this shit announced like 10 years ago?

>3 more videos
im tired boss

I got nothing from that Routine trailer. It's horror but that's about it. Was he covered in flowers?

god give me a jrpg please

Wutang 2 already?!

Chink Slop

looks like more soulslop

>Routine is STILL being worked on
is this a laundering scheme at this point or what

>>718495475
I still haven't played ghostrunner 2
but that does look interesting

WUCHING

Oh boy, more Chinese soulsslop.

>>718491114
>It's all shit
Welp, nothing new

Chink chink

>more chinese soulslike slop
I slumber

Gamescom has really blown up it seems?
Used to be way more of a smaller show from what I remember

>>718495483
>sisters

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF CHINESE MYTHOLOGY

>>718495590
>they killed the site
yet you are still here posting actively

I just showed up
did I miss anything?

Can chinks stop fucking making soulslikes

could i have one rise 2 please?

CHING CHONG: THE VIDEO GAME

ANOTHER SOULSLIKE WOOOOOOOOOOO

A bunch of old geezers watching an advertisement for kids toys LOL

>>718495613
All these games suck ass. They're not all generic indie shit but still forgettable and bland.

Not a single good game will be announced.

>>718495241
indie board, holofag

>>718495613
but i wanna see the pantsu
>>718495625
sorry, best i can do is chinese devs

this looks amazing

ELDER SCROLLS 6

>more chinkslop
pass

>>718495529
2012, so it's been 13 years.
If you were a senior in high school when Routine was announced you'll be 30 by the time it releases.

chink souls.. again?

Chinese games will never be popular because its been proven again and again that they will get censored by whiny ultranationalists

wu-kino

ANOTHER soulslike?

3

Chinese stuff is cool but these games are already tiring

another sekiro parry soul slop...

More Chinksouls? Pass.

NEW SLOPLIKE GET HYPED

>>718495709
just preshow, it doesn't start in proper for five min

>Wutang Wuman Sunrise Legend
Pass.

More soulsian souls souls. It never fucking ends.

I wonder how many people are gonna fall for it this time
There's a sucker born every minute and China knows how to capitalize on that like nobody else

New unreal engine Chinese action game! Oh my glob!

ASIAN HAG SEXO

>>718495741
retard

>>718495709
you missed EVERYTHING

CHINA NUMBA ONE

how much soulslop can fit in one preshow

soulslop fatigue

Every chink game rook same

Would

CHING CHONG BOOOHOOOOOOOO MEI FU CHI CHOO

>anothe gooner bait
zzzzzz

I'm so glad Ninja Gaiden 4 will destroy Soulslop and Sekiroslop forever.
Never is darkness darker than before the dawn

>>718495736
>>>/vt/ranny

I fucking hate chinkslop

>china once again saving video games
and you guys called them worthless bugs. looks like you were wrong once again.

So sick of chink games. They all look the same

CHINA WILL SAVE GAMING /V/! PRAISE OUR CHINESE OVERLORDS.

>they copied fool's idol
chinks are gonna chinks

Chink games are better than your muttslop now

SOULSSLOP

"here we go again"

even the trailer is self-aware

>>718495741
watching with the brotherman? xDDDD

>>718495709
>multi track drifting: the game
>Napoleon Souls (FPS!)
>PVKK (German bureaucracy in space)

I have China fatigue

DUDE SOULSLOP BOSS THATS BEAUTIFUL THEN TRANSFORMS INTO A MONSTER LMAO

>>718495709
Fuck off

CHAYNA

Why does chinkshit look so good? It's like they're the only ones that understand that colours are good.

when are we Indians going to get our own wukong?

>Another chinese clone of Wukong + Elden Ring
I'm tired boss

All of these chinese UE5 games look the exact same

There's been like 8 of the same game the last 2 years

I wish I could travel in time and shoot Miyazaki in the head. FUCK ALL THE SOUL SLOP GAMES.

>chinese roll slop
>even has summons

>summoning

He didn't beat the game

what was the last game show called where it was literally ALL chink soulslop ahahahahah i wonder how many of those have been cancelled. all the pc games were shitty roguelites hahahaha gaming is done

guaranteed to run like absolute shit

China is killing the West gaming-wise

the age of chinese rip offs

can chinks make anything original?

IT'S ALL THE SAME GAME

DON'T PURSUE LU BU

souls slop is the worst genre to exist

>>718495820
BREED HER WITH MY BWC AND MAKE HAPA BABIES

They are really churning out these Chinese soulslike like crazy. I think we already have 10 at this point? Okay, getting chased by the house was at least interesting. The other stuff was kinda generic.

monster house?

>>718495695
You can thank the doritos cuck for that. Still mostly a nothingburger expo but with a press conference for stickyposting.

china slop that will brute force 1 billion sales due to the chinese population and earn zero sales in the rest of the world

I AM DONE WITH SOULSLOP
R
I
O
T

>>718495748
I was the one that created THAT thread, believe it or not

>not even wukong 2
lol

oh shit a girl with no shoes

I like Chinkslop actually.

Shiori won
Kiara lost and flopped and got raped

>>718495136
what you mean

China > Muttland

cunny?

I will now buy you're game

4chan reference?

SWORDS
OF
LEGENDS

Wow another Chinese mythology soulsshit....

>>718495671
I swear it feels it was announced same E3 as Cyberpunk

Is that Wu kong kang king 507?

>>718495709
Outlaw remastered, fucking bubsy 4d and >>718495709

>trying to bait with cunny
I will now buy your chinkslop.

>>718495875
Have you not played their games? They always run like shit as a result of this

I don't trust a single chink dev after what they did to Wuchang

>Routine

Here's a rehash of our decade old trailer BUT WITH WATER PHYSICS!!!!11oneone

>cunny at the end
based changes

>>718490667 (OP)
how do people not tire to these souslop games? it's been the same game for what, 15? 16? years now.

BOOMER GAME

Chinks have zero imagination. Every game they make is just about their country or its mythology

>>718495903
CUNNY!!!!!1
CUNNY!!!

Why are the Chinese only capable of making one game

>>718495920
it'll be ok

le chink dragon but zombie

uh oh...

HOLY CHINESE CUNNY

hell yah brothers

hell yeah truckin

This game is pure Ming slop. I dunno how the chinks love Ming so much. Worst dynasty.

>big trucker shit
fucking euros

UOOOOOOOHHH

GTA 7
>GTA 7
GTA 7
>GTA 7
GTA 7
>GTA 7
GTA 7
>GTA 7

>>718495957
name 10

As someone who loves action games, both traditonal and soulslike, I'm glad someone is making them.

Friendly reminder that Duskborn was the most recent western attempt at the genre.

>china game
>followed by america game

im nooticing

Soulslike run this industry and you faggots are MAD.

When's the Labubu game?

Truck Slop hell yeah

show miku in sonic racing geoff

Fromsoft killed the industry

>loli at the end

I TAKE IT BACK THIS CHINK GAME IS BASED AS FUCK