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Anonymous No.718500104 >>718500412 >>718500485 >>718500672 >>718500993 >>718501324 >>718501630 >>718502026 >>718502247 >>718502524 >>718502759 >>718507692 >>718508512 >>718511408 >>718513951 >>718514250 >>718514867 >>718515332 >>718518525 >>718521398 >>718521805 >>718525473 >>718526251 >>718526747 >>718527671 >>718528509 >>718528759 >>718528989 >>718532426 >>718533525 >>718534813 >>718535228 >>718539514 >>718539539
THEY SINGLEHANDEDLY BROKE ALL KIRBY LORE JUST TO LET EVERYONE USE COPY ABILITIES
ROSTERFAGS
Anonymous No.718500248 >>718524972 >>718532148
who cares
Anonymous No.718500305 >>718503659
It's not canon
Anonymous No.718500412 >>718535389
>>718500104 (OP)
Dont h specify that they do ut using some special new ability they invented? like 'catch' or something?
Anonymous No.718500456 >>718528315
Where in the Kirby lore was it said Dedede can't do this
Anonymous No.718500485
>>718500104 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T THERE JUST DIFFERENT COLORED KIRBIES
you lost lol
Anonymous No.718500516
UUUHHHH MUH LOOORE
DATS NOT CANNON
LOOK AT MY WIKIFANDOM PAEG
Anonymous No.718500672
>>718500104 (OP)
Does anyone with a developed prefrontal cortex give a shit about Kirby lore?
Anonymous No.718500761
It's canon
Anonymous No.718500981 >>718502172 >>718504205 >>718514656 >>718516861 >>718525301 >>718529093 >>718529229 >>718541945 >>718543274
>caring about kirby lore, or any nintendo lore for that matter
am I not autistic enough to understand this or something? Mario, Kirby, and the like don't prioritize story at all, why do people care?
Anonymous No.718500993
>>718500104 (OP)
Let's just say we're running on dream match rules.
Anonymous No.718501324
>>718500104 (OP)
Kirby's using the warpstars to grant others his powers like galactus
Anonymous No.718501630
>>718500104 (OP)
based soccerguy
Anonymous No.718502026
>>718500104 (OP)
>Le fat sesame street looking penguin with a sword
Hard pass! I only play serious games!
Anonymous No.718502172
>>718500981
kirby does go hard with the story thought they have all this complicated lore shit about the mirror and nova and all that shit
Anonymous No.718502185
>hmm do I make the game fun or appease to lore faggots?
>I choose fun
based sakurai
Anonymous No.718502247 >>718508315 >>718525267 >>718536194
>>718500104 (OP)
>Kirby lore
Anonymous No.718502470 >>718513470 >>718514352
HEY GUYS
I'M NEW TO 4CHAN
I WANTED TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW THAT IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMETHING I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU'RE
>wait for it
AUTISTIC
HAHA OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED HAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.718502524
>>718500104 (OP)
>UHEHEHEH AHM A SUPERSTAH WARRIOR
Anonymous No.718502712 >>718527637
>every kirby character is actually another one of kirby's species that got stuck in a copy and eventually forgot who they truly were

>the kirby we play as is "bad" at copying so he never loses himself
Anonymous No.718502759
>>718500104 (OP)
>Racing game spin-off
>"Muh lore!"
Anonymous No.718503258
Kirby is such a shit franchise
Anonymous No.718503659
>>718500305
Kirby has no canon. The developers already stated that. They said that the only reason we don't see Kirby meeting everyone for the first time every game is just to not confuse people. But the series has zero canon.
Anonymous No.718504205
>>718500981
You answered your question. Autistic people hate change so if something they take for granted despite not explicitly spelt out is modified it feels like a grave betrayal.
Anonymous No.718505180 >>718508250
Everyone has to wear a retarded hat that doesn't fit their design because Samurai has autism
Anonymous No.718505482 >>718506437 >>718512030
where does this fit in the lore?
Anonymous No.718505656 >>718507262 >>718510586 >>718527770 >>718527890
>every rider has special traits
>Kirby's logically would be copy abilities
>but they're such a fundamental mechanic that everyone gets them
>Kirby is thus left with no special trait
Why would anyone play as Kirby, then? Does he have better stats or something?
Anonymous No.718505675 >>718520874 >>718530942
I hope he's playable
Anonymous No.718506437 >>718506708
>>718505482
That one is confirmed to be an AU unrelated to the games.
Anonymous No.718506708
>>718506437
Then I guess so is the Air Ride games. Case closed.
Anonymous No.718507041 >>718508589
>nintendo hack so hacked they say there never was any canon to do whatever the hell they want
nintendo really is like turd freak
Anonymous No.718507262
>>718505656
Kirby's target audience is Japanese women who voraciously consume any product in that shade of pink with a sticker of that face. Picking him could make you automatically lose and he'd still be the most played character because of how batty the traditional Sanrio demographic is.
Anonymous No.718507529 >>718507819 >>718507836 >>718508006
6 Racers is to few. We need 4 times that much.
Anonymous No.718507692
>>718500104 (OP)
Not my problem
Anonymous No.718507819
>>718507529
did you even watch the direct?
Anonymous No.718507836
>>718507529
They also need to cut out the fat penguin. It's silly. I want a serious racing game!
Anonymous No.718508006 >>718513004
>>718507529
BOY DO I HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU
Anonymous No.718508250
>>718505180
GET FUCKED AUTIST BITCH
Anonymous No.718508315 >>718514917 >>718527002
>>718502247
believe it not kirby lore is actually pretty lovecraftian.
Anonymous No.718508512
>>718500104 (OP)
Kirby has never been the only one with "copy ability".
Anonymous No.718508589 >>718508806
>>718507041
>t. seething autist
Anonymous No.718508806 >>718509163 >>718509625
>>718508589
t. contrarian autist
Anonymous No.718509163 >>718509269
>>718508806
thanks for admitting youโ€™re autistic
Anonymous No.718509269 >>718509903
>>718509163
so did you.
Anonymous No.718509397 >>718532310
AAAAAAA THE LORE!!!
Anonymous No.718509506 >>718509998 >>718510160 >>718520629 >>718529229 >>718532104 >>718540408
>Sakurai throwing shade on MKWorld for having too many racers
Anonymous No.718509625 >>718509820
>>718508806
How can he be a contrarian when you're the minority opinion?
Anonymous No.718509820
>>718509625
>I WILL HOLD THIS OPINION BECAUSE IT MAKES OLDFAGS SEETHE
Anonymous No.718509903 >>718510462
>>718509269
no I didnโ€™t, autistic bitch
Anonymous No.718509998 >>718510183 >>718518827
>>718509506
He's a compfag who hates randomness.
Anonymous No.718510160
>>718509506
he's not saying that's a bad thing
he just wants his game to be more balanced
Anonymous No.718510183 >>718511020
>>718509998
Then why is he always adding random items in his games?
Anonymous No.718510462 >>718510870 >>718519706
>>718509903
Well you are. denying it now is autism.
You also argue like an autismo
>you are autistic but i am not, yet i come to show my autism on autism website
Anonymous No.718510586
>>718505656
He's the rounded character and they all have their own special ability besides. Kirby in particular has 4 special abilities that we know of at least, one for different colors
Anonymous No.718510754
Anonymous No.718510870 >>718511256
>>718510462
Iโ€™m not the one crying over kirby canon, one of the most autistic things you could ever care about
Anonymous No.718511020 >>718515221
>>718510183
He does that because it's good for wider and more casual appeal, but also why he gives you the option to turn it off.
Anonymous No.718511072 >>718511482 >>718511892 >>718514851 >>718522561 >>718528813 >>718532235 >>718535018 >>718540072 >>718541443
I am SO sick of this motherfucker. I have nothing against mob characters. I actually love them. But the fact they keep pushing THIS specific Waddle Dee as like a unique character ticks me off. Just give me regular ass Waddle Dee. Not like you see Waddle Doo with a monocle acting all special. OMG it's Monocle Waddle Doo! Fuck off with that shit. Pompous ass motherfucker.
Anonymous No.718511075 >>718511353 >>718512457 >>718524893 >>718532392 >>718534826
Galacta Knight bros, we won.
Anonymous No.718511256 >>718511482
>>718510870
because you are baiting and autistic.
>If I hold this opinion, I will collect autist rage, perfect plan
You probably don't even play kirby games.
Anonymous No.718511353
>>718511075
slop character
Anonymous No.718511408
>>718500104 (OP)
>MUH LORE
>MUH LORE
>MUH LORE
>MUH LORE
IT'S A GAME MECHANIC FOR FUN NIGGER IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LORE
Anonymous No.718511482 >>718511656
>>718511072
AUTISM
>>718511256
hey autist you can stfu up now faggot
Anonymous No.718511656 >>718512247
>>718511482
Make me
>he doesn't refuse he is bait or that he doesn't play kirby games at all
cuckcession accepted as well.
Anonymous No.718511892 >>718513494 >>718524358 >>718540072
>>718511072
I don't know why they don't give him a real name. He's one of Kirby's best friends and doesn't even have a name.
Anonymous No.718512030
>>718505482
This is the only canon Kirby property and I'll clobbah anyone who says otherwise.
Anonymous No.718512247 >>718513453
>>718511656
>YOU ARENT AS AUTISTIC AS ME
>NON KIRBY CHARACTERS DONT HAVE COPY ABILITIES!!!1!
blarms moment
Anonymous No.718512439
Sakurai specified that they aren't "copy"ing, they're "capturing"
Anonymous No.718512457 >>718512679
>>718511075
where did you find this?
Anonymous No.718512679 >>718529106
>>718512457
https://www.nintendo.com/jp/games/switch2/aaaba/index.html
JP website. Has alt skins for the other characters shown too.
Anonymous No.718512894
I thought lorefags would've already burned themselves alive in protest when they made Pauline a child.
Anonymous No.718513004
>>718508006
Anonymous No.718513453 >>718513763
>>718512247
ok baitman
Anonymous No.718513470
>>718502470
Care about or have slightly more knowledge about that is conventionally available than I do but I need prove I'm smart by being skeptic and asking Grok if it's real before calling it out as fake.
Anonymous No.718513494 >>718540072
>>718511892
His name is bandanna and waddle dee
Anonymous No.718513758 >>718513912 >>718519818 >>718520146 >>718532503 >>718538721 >>718539115
mystery nigga
Anonymous No.718513763 >>718514046
>>718513453
ok autismxer
Anonymous No.718513912
>>718513758
Exhaust pipe eye is cool as fuck desu
Anonymous No.718513951
>>718500104 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE VIDEO GAMES ARE VIDEO AND GAMES ONCE MORE HOORAY AND FUCK
Anonymous No.718514046 >>718514352
>>718513763
ok tranny
Anonymous No.718514250
>>718500104 (OP)
>THEY SINGLEHANDEDLY BROKE ALL KIRBY LORE
good
Anonymous No.718514352 >>718514503
>>718514046
meant for>>718502470
Anonymous No.718514503 >>718514664
>>718514352
meant for you both. trannies and baiters.
Anonymous No.718514656
>>718500981
True story:
>youtubers raging about age of imprisonment because the english direct said it was "canon" but the japanese direct didnt
>this leads to new uploads of age of calamity, botw, and totk rage videos saying the games "ruined the lore" of zelda
>point out that every example was a nitpick and every other game has had similar (or even the same) "problems"
>"NOOOOO, you dont understand, the zelda games literally only exist for the story"
>link interview where fujibayashi says they retrofit the story to the game they made and dont worry about it
>"THATS THE PROBLEM, HE RUINED AONUMA'S PERFECT LORE!"
>link interview where aonuma says they retrofit the story to the game they made and dont worry about it
>"THATS BECAUSE AONUMA IS A HACK, HE RUINED MIYAMOTO'S VISION"
>link interview where miyamoto says they retrofit the story to the game they made and dont worry about it, also he hates stories in games and gets pissed if he catches them working on it before finishing the game
>"YOURE JUST A FANBOY!"
If you could convince them to, I bet you scientists would discover a whole new mental illness by studying the kind of people who rage about nintendo games online.
Anonymous No.718514664
>>718514503
youโ€™re the tranny btw
Anonymous No.718514851 >>718522561 >>718527710 >>718540072
>>718511072
I don't mind him but I do find him lame as the obligatory P4 of the Kirby squad. Even before RtDL, they could've gone with Adeleine, or Gooey but they picked a basic minion with a bandana.
Anonymous No.718514867
>>718500104 (OP)
is probably not canon, and if it is, maybe Meta and DDD have such high egos that they only use their own abilities.
Anonymous No.718514917 >>718515326
>>718508315
Yes, and it is also entirely irrelevant to the games.
Anonymous No.718515221 >>718515408
>>718511020
Yeah I remember when Brawl let you turn off tripping
Anonymous No.718515326
>>718514917
eh yes but no.
Like it's not that relevant but it's the reason why most final bosses are so.. Bizarre compared to the rest of the game.
Anonymous No.718515332 >>718516856
>>718500104 (OP)
good, you should never prioritize lore over gameplay.
Anonymous No.718515408
>>718515221
smeleepedos still havenโ€™t recovered
Anonymous No.718515659 >>718516383 >>718525894
I like how city trials can force you all to do the same stadium, and SOMETIMES theres an announcement for it that SOMETIMES says what exactly the stadium is and if there isnt an announcement then theres an item you can get that SOMETIMES gives you a hint to what the sadium is or SOMETIMES it just fucking lies... like why even go through the trouble of implementing this system at that point just make it fucking random
Anonymous No.718516383
>>718515659
fun
Anonymous No.718516831 >>718517330 >>718517618
>718514664
>doesn't play kirby games
>insists that I am autistic for caring aboyut the lore
>pretends i am the tranny
enough of your shit bait, loser.
Anonymous No.718516856 >>718518030
>>718515332
>gameplay is when you make every character choice a cosmetic one
I hate mario kart double dash too anon
Anonymous No.718516861
>>718500981
Splatoon's lore is fun
3's was kind of gay and lame though since it was just walls of text explaining things that probably shouldn't have been explained in the first place
Anonymous No.718517330 >>718524589
>>718516831
autism, trannyism, and lorefagging are intrinsically linked
Anonymous No.718517618
>>718516831
sakurai doesnt play kirby games either though
last kirby game he played was probably air ride lol
Anonymous No.718518030
>>718516856
Youโ€™re right we should make every choice consequential and only have two or three really good options as a result
Anonymous No.718518525
>>718500104 (OP)
The magical power of the air ride machines grants them the copy abilities. Thatโ€™s why they canโ€™t keep a power after dismounting
Anonymous No.718518827
>>718509998
Did you randomly trip on the way to make this post?
Anonymous No.718519706 >>718521207
>>718510462
Read his posts with a hindu/muslim accent and it'll make more sense
Anonymous No.718519818 >>718528773
>>718513758
Dark Matter?
Anonymous No.718520146 >>718538470
>>718513758
He's the new Vs King Dedede
Anonymous No.718520629
So far Scooter, Jet, Formula, Flight and the legendary machines are yet to be confirmed, right?

>>718509506
probably to keep effect and attack spam in check. though 6 sounds pretty low, but the tracks are again pretty tight with invisible walls
Anonymous No.718520874 >>718521008
>>718505675
Sex with Elfilin
Anonymous No.718521008
>>718520874
>sex with a fucking mouse
Wtf are you guys smoking
Anonymous No.718521207
>>718519706
read yours with the autism lisp
Anonymous No.718521398
>>718500104 (OP)
>Kirby lore
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.718521805 >>718522016 >>718536538
>>718500104 (OP)
everyone's talking about MUH LORE but..

THEY LITERALLY DELETED WHAT MADE KIRBY SPECIAL AND UNIQUE FROM THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE FIRST PLACE
Anonymous No.718521881
*kills lorefags*
Anonymous No.718522016
>>718521805
he's still shaped like a friend
Anonymous No.718522561 >>718527710
>>718511072
>>718514851
It's so obvious that Gooey should have been the designated player 2 character. He's the only one other than Kirby who can use copy abilities. Instead he was forgotten for two decades.
Anonymous No.718523061
I can't believe this lil dude killed your grandma
Anonymous No.718524358 >>718540072 >>718540148
>>718511892
That is his real, legal name. Nothing's stopping you from changing your name to "Trilby Human".
Anonymous No.718524589
>>718517330
Honestly you listed half the default character creation sliders for anyone who reads the Splatoon artbooks unironically. Every time they add a new lore nugget it's like chucking gasoline on a burning pile of OC squids.
Anonymous No.718524893
>>718511075
Meh, I wanted the actually character, not a reskin.
Anonymous No.718524904 >>718525173
The announcer sounds like Patrick Seitz.
Anonymous No.718524972
>>718500248
My over nine thousand terminal autisms care.
Anonymous No.718525173 >>718525342
>>718524904
>Dio
Anonymous No.718525267 >>718527247
>>718502247
Every single kind of fiction can be boiled down with this image, you know.
Even real life tragedies and atrocities.
You're not original. You're not funny. You're not making a profound statement. Someone could assrape you until your anus prolapses, cut it off, forcefeed it to you and then pick at your most sensitive points until you finally die from the overbearing pain, and all they'll have to say is "redditbob baby rollercoaster ride" in response to anyone who says "that was kinda fucked up, dude."
Anonymous No.718525301
>>718500981
Because everything has to be 100% logical or my over nine thousand terminal autisms will make me screech like a howler monkey and explosively shit myself. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go throw a violent temper tantrum because my peas and carrots are touching. Then I have to make ten million threads asking why every fictional character doesn't just prevent the entire plot from happening before it even begins, and then I have to make another ten million threads asking what people in Pallet Town eat. Such is life when you're a puppet for the autisms, driving you to ask the same pointless questions that have already been asked and answered ten fucking trillion times, because it's the only way to make the voices stop screaming "MAKE THE THREAD! MAKE THE THREAD! KILL THE WHORES! MAKE THE THREAD!" at you.
Anonymous No.718525342
>>718525173
>Ragna
Anonymous No.718525473 >>718528912
>>718500104 (OP)
kirby didn't originally have copy
Anonymous No.718525561 >>718525848
>people are STILL acting surprised Nintendo games are deliberately annihilating their lore and worldbuilding after BotW+TotK+EoW collectively gangbanged Zeldafags into ultimate submission
>people are STILL acting surprised Nintendo games are deliberately annihilating their lore and worldbuilding after Bananza mindbroke Mariofags
Anonymous No.718525848
>>718525561
But my over nine thousand terminal autisms NEED everything to be completely logical or I'll have another meltdown! ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! GOTTA WATCH WAPNER! GOTTA ASK THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN! MY OVER NINE THOUSAND TERMINAL AUTISMS COMPEL ME TO OBSESS OVER STUPID SHIT NO SANE PERSON CARES ABOUT!
Anonymous No.718525894
>>718515659
>SOMETIMES it just fucking lies...
Soul
>Better start setting up a tanky murder machine, I have a feeling the upcoming "derby" will be pretty "destructive"
>Jk, everyone do a lap on Sky Sands :^)
Anonymous No.718526251
>>718500104 (OP)
Lore is nice, but not when it gets in the way of fun.

>rosterwank
Where's my girl, Sakurai?
Anonymous No.718526747
>>718500104 (OP)
this OP felt very gay and twitter
and sure enough
Anonymous No.718526837 >>718527007 >>718527143
I want to fuck kirby
Anonymous No.718526862
>you can go underground in city trial
Do you think they'll bring back the Item Bounce song?
Anonymous No.718527002
>>718508315
>it's actually really mature, like my favorite show avatar the last airbender
Anonymous No.718527007
>>718526837
i want to fuck meta Knight
Anonymous No.718527032 >>718527889 >>718531080
>Lorefaggotry everywhere
>No one noting the presentation had a Dark Mind battle remix.
Mirror world tomfoolery all but confirmed.
Anonymous No.718527143
>>718526837
Anonymous No.718527178 >>718527386
>that fucking music
This has to be the Uprising crew (Sakuraba, Mitsuda, Koshiro, etc.) right?

At minimum these tracks have Sakurabaโ€™s name written all over them.
Anonymous No.718527247
>>718525267
Struck a nerve huh?
Anonymous No.718527345
I do hope there are more courses and the few we saw was just a "cup" or something.
Also put Checker Knights in it, I don't care if the course sucked that music is iconic.
Anonymous No.718527386
>>718527178
I hope my man Koshiro is here, earthion was pure kino
Anonymous No.718527573
I hope this game lets you make private rooms like smash ultimate did.
Custom ruleset 16 player /v/ city trial could be maximum retard. And with the new Nintendo webcam attachment I might even see scary penises while I play!
Anonymous No.718527637
>>718502712
We KH now.
Anonymous No.718527671 >>718532579
>>718500104 (OP)
SUSIE'S FAT ASS SINGLEHANDEDLY BROKE ALL KIRBY LORE
Anonymous No.718527710 >>718527805 >>718537672
>>718514851
>>718522561
Adeline has her own abilities that render her unique.
Gooey is just Kirby-lite, he can already use Copy Abilities.
Dedede is effectively a permanent Hammer ability.
Meta Knight is a permanent Sword ability.
Bandana Dee is a permanent Spear ability.
Anonymous No.718527770
>>718505656
Are you saying Kirby is getting the Sonic syndrome?
Anonymous No.718527805
>>718527710
They kinda did an Adeline esc ability in Star Allies' version of paint.
Though she is also playable there, and while similar, her version of it is way stronger.
Anonymous No.718527861 >>718528004 >>718528082 >>718536817
Wait so how do the stadium events work now? I thought it was a vote, but then you can also pick one and get put in an event by yourself and instantly win? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.718527889 >>718528039
>>718527032
That dark matter entity at the end could be a swordsman version of Dark mind like his first fase and Dark matter swordsman fase

I'd be surprised if we got mirror world shenanigans once again
Anonymous No.718527890
>>718505656
Kirby has average stats and he gets four unique specials, while everyone else gets one. Everyone can use Copy Abilities now, but only Kirby can wield them to their fullest potential.
Anonymous No.718528004
>>718527861
It seems like everyone chooses what event they want to play and then you're put in with the other people who choose that event
Anonymous No.718528028 >>718528285
>racing game with a story mode
Close enough welcome back Diddy Kong Racing
Anonymous No.718528039
>>718527889
I doubt it'll be something super plot related.
Honestly the dark mind music might just be for special races against edgy color scheme racers or something. That or maybe a stadium map is in the mirror world.
Anonymous No.718528082
>>718527861
Sometimes the game will let you vote for one of four different stadiums. You play the stadium you voted for, and if you're the only one on that stadium you're defacto declared the winner, then you play a victory lap against NPCs. Other times the game will tell you beforehand or during the City Trial what the stadium will be, and sometimes it won't and will just pick one randomly for everyone.
Anonymous No.718528147
I just noticed Dedede has a fancy-trim on the back of his cloak.
Man is treating himself.
Anonymous No.718528254 >>718532521
Why do I like him so much?
Anonymous No.718528285 >>718528514
>>718528028
Where was story mode confirmed?
Anonymous No.718528315 >>718528660
>>718500456
It'd make more sense if he could because he literally spent months learning kirby's absorb ability.
Anonymous No.718528334 >>718528458
you cant spell loser without lore
Anonymous No.718528458
>>718528334
you also can't spell ser without loser and we know you'll never be a meta knight
Anonymous No.718528509 >>718528641
>>718500104 (OP)
honestly an example of nintendo consistently choosing the wrong, the solution here is to make the special abilities of the other characters really special and interesting to make up for kirby
Anonymous No.718528514
>>718528285
Teaser at the end with Dark Matter.
Anonymous No.718528591
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
Anonymous No.718528620
>kirby lore
LOL
Anonymous No.718528641
>>718528509
>the solution here is removing the main mechanic of the game for everyone but 1 character
good thing you're not a developer
Anonymous No.718528660
>>718528315
No Dedede trained to mimic Kirby's ability to hover
Anonymous No.718528716 >>718528804 >>718528919 >>718530687
I like how way back when Sakurai added Piranha Plant to Ultimate people kept calling it by different names, like Petey. But no, it wasn't a high-profile named Piranha Plant, just a regular-ass enemy promoted to playable status. Then it happened again in Mario Kart World, regular mob enemies got promoted to playable over high-profile characters. And here it's happening yet again. Who the fuck thought you could ever play as a fucking Cappy?
Anonymous No.718528759
>>718500104 (OP)
>kirby
>lore
LOL get real, nigga
Anonymous No.718528765
>be nintendo
>nearly fuck up two decades of business with the gamecube nobody bought
>save bacon majorly with the wii
>fuck up again with the wii u but since you had so much dosh from the wii the games for the wii u were actually great
>quick, repackage them for a chinese tablet
>the racing game sells the most
>nintendo resolves to make nothing but racing games from now on
>but once again forgets to make them fun
Anonymous No.718528773
>>718519818
forma de rider
Anonymous No.718528804 >>718528879
>>718528716
Anon you play as Cappy when you play as Mario in Smash Ultimate. He's wearing the Cappy hat.
Anonymous No.718528813 >>718529201
>>718511072
saying this like a monocle waddle doo wouldn't kick ass
Anonymous No.718528879
>>718528804
Anonymous No.718528912
>>718525473
but it was unique to him, now he is just some weird animal with an eating disorder.
Anonymous No.718528919 >>718529061
>>718528716
>Who the fuck thought you could ever play as a fucking Cappy?
Least the nigga shows up often. Starman showed up for no other reason than Sakurai wanting him in
Anonymous No.718528989
>>718500104 (OP)
>kirby lore
that's not real
Anonymous No.718529019 >>718530148
why'd they make him do it
Anonymous No.718529061
>>718528919
>"I like the High Jump enemy. Let's include him."
Fucking power play.
Anonymous No.718529085
Susie is too horny to fight crime.
Anonymous No.718529093
>>718500981
Because lore is cool regardless. Kirby being some retarded nigga with cosmic powers was cool, now it just lessens the cool factor a bit.
Anonymous No.718529106
>>718512679
need her roboussy
Anonymous No.718529136 >>718529382 >>718529975 >>718532691 >>718535734 >>718538583
Indie devs are already making a better game than Air Riders
Anonymous No.718529189 >>718529353 >>718529397
I've never played the original Air Ride but city trial looks kind of shit based on what was shown.
>spend 5 minutes building stats for your ride
>all for 1 quick game that can screw you over if you have the wrong stats
maybe I'm just not understanding something but I would rather just have Skyah act as kind of battle royale situation instead of adding in these gamemodes that seem pretty boring and short.
Anonymous No.718529201
>>718528813
>TING TING TING TING
Anonymous No.718529229
>>718500981
Yeah I never got this and I'm a huge nintendofag.

>>718509506
Sakurai is right. While it can be fun at times there are just too many racer in world. Somewhere around 15 would've been the sweet spot.
Anonymous No.718529236 >>718529492 >>718530327
Do you guys think she gets in on the base roster or DLC?
Anonymous No.718529257 >>718536484 >>718543154
Honestly I'm a bit disappointed

The good:
>Holy shit an Air Ride sequel
>The stages feel very in line with the original game
>The music does as well
>The Air Ride machines still have distinct movement gimmicks
>They also still have a consistent aesthetic
>Sakurai knows City Trial is the main event
>Maybe some kind of single player story mode?

The bad:
>City trial doesn't seem to have a ton of additional content, still only has one map, but the fact it has a specific name gives me hope we'll get more as DLC
>No sign of the checklist, though it might still be in
>Additional characters were shoehorned in and likely took development resources away from additional Air Ride Machines, courses, city trial content, etc, and Meta Knight and Dedede are less unique then they were in the original to support character selection as a mechanic... I wish they would have just added Bandana Dee, Susie, Magalor, Adeline, Goey, Marx, Ribbon, and 2-3 other important characters in the same way Air Ride 1 did it and otherwise kept it Kirby only
>City Trial mode having multiple instanced stadiums per match means there's no single winner and you can win by default, hopefully the latter at least won't happen often and/or there's a way to do a second elimination round of the city and a final stadium with the 4 winners
>You still don't lose much speed from taking damage and can't have your ride destroyed in normal races, undermines the point of engaging in combat; the speed boost you got for dealing damage in the first game often wasn't enough to justify it outside of optimized speedruns
>Maybe no Top Ride, tho I wouldn't mind this if we got more City Trial content in exchange
>Plasma can't be sped up by flicking the stick
>70$ so probably won't sell well and we may not get as much postlaunch content as we might otherwise

A lot of this could be resolved based on what modes and content we haven't seen yet, what options there are and if you can do custom settings online, etc, but I am anxious
Anonymous No.718529353
>>718529189
Yes, that's a drawback with the mode and why they have it so there's multiple selectable final stadiums now

That said, the City section was always more fun/memorable then the final stadium anyways
Anonymous No.718529382
>>718529136
but sakurai obviously didn't want to add the second button, but it was a contractual requirement for all switch 2 games to use at least 2 buttons
Anonymous No.718529397
>>718529189
That's the fun of it, it's a chaotic mess and you can get absolutely fucked over afterwards in the stadium, but you can just as easily fuck over everyone else too.
Anonymous No.718529492 >>718529997
>>718529236
you should kys FE shitter
Anonymous No.718529667 >>718529883 >>718530178
Anonymous No.718529814 >>718529996 >>718530650 >>718530950 >>718534867
finally meta knight can copy a sword ability
Anonymous No.718529883
>>718529667
kek
Anonymous No.718529912 >>718532691
Is there really no split screen multiplayer?
Anonymous No.718529975 >>718530524
>>718529136
I don't get why devs make such a big deal out of the 1 button control scheme like they'll get a nobel prize if they pull it off. If anything having that much contextual functionality on one button makes things needlessly convoluted. Air ride using only 1 button worked fine, but it also felt completely unnecessary.
Anonymous No.718529996
>>718529814
The hat ruins all his aura. He's now a pleb.
Anonymous No.718529997
>>718529492
I just want this beloved hot blue haired babe from Smash Brothers?
Anonymous No.718530054 >>718530129
T-t-the secret reveal is Taranza right?? Surely they're saving best for last...
Anonymous No.718530129
>>718530054
The character select screen is halfway full, no doubt that most if not all of the Dream Friends will make it
Anonymous No.718530148
>>718529019
Pannenkoekchads we're feasting in multiple dimensions
Anonymous No.718530178
>>718529667
perfect
Anonymous No.718530314 >>718530718
Hear me out, they are hiding a LOT of shit that will be in this game.
Smash Melee had 26 characters.
Smash Ultimate had 89 characters.
Kirby Air Ride had 20 machines.
Kirby Air Riders, realistically, could have at least 40 machines, plus riders.
There were 9 tracks in Air Ride, they will at least double that number.
The city trial game mode wouldn't bother naming the map if there were only one of them, we WILL get more.
This is a full priced game coming out within months of their console launch, assuming it will have as little content as what's been shown so far would be foolish. Why would they blow their whole load the very first showcase?
Anonymous No.718530327 >>718530596
>>718529236
>she
You retard
Anonymous No.718530390 >>718530489
Anonymous No.718530489
>>718530390
A jew egg, a slut, and a retard walk into a bar..
Anonymous No.718530524
>>718529975
it's more that sakurai compromised his morals
Anonymous No.718530596 >>718530683
>>718530327
Dumbass. Lol
Anonymous No.718530645
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KART RACING SPIN OFFS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
HOW COULD SAKURAI BETRAY THE LORE LIKE THIS?
Anonymous No.718530650
>>718529814
I don't know what surprises me more, the capture abilities or Meta Knight absorbing with his hand.
Anonymous No.718530683
>>718530596
That's not Marth you dumb fuck that's Lucina
Anonymous No.718530687
>>718528716
Kirby enemies are sort of like Yoshis and Toads where you have this whole species of creatures that look and have the same name, but the singular one you see in a racing or fighting game is THE one especially when they have proper sounding names like Knuckle Joe and Sir Kibble. Kirby also has a long history of playable mooks too and I would argue that the series character design has sort of fallen off with all these weird floating dot eyed creatures who really aren't as visually interesting as the enemies.
Anonymous No.718530718 >>718530830 >>718531275
>>718530314
There will be new legendary machines, he knows how popular they were and he loves them, they were in every smash after melee. One will probably be a chariot with flaming galactic horses or some shit. A wheelie one would be awesome too.
Anonymous No.718530780 >>718531223
Thoughts on the new coat design?
Anonymous No.718530830
>>718530718
one or two legendary machines for each vehicle type seems fitting. the real question is how many vehicle types there will end up being.
Anonymous No.718530860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOrIVkHVdC0
Anonymous No.718530942
>>718505675
so what'd his special be? turning into a mini elfilis?
Anonymous No.718530950
>>718529814
This is a cursed image if i ever saw one.
Anonymous No.718530956 >>718531138 >>718532201
>not shown as part of the "four colors" in the direct
>not on the JP site alternate colors
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE HACKURAI
YOU HAVE TIME TO ADD NON-KIRBY SHITTERS AND GIVE THEM ALL HATS
BUT NOT ADD IN MY NIGGA? MY OG NIGGA?
WHITEBROS HAVE BEEN UNPERSONED TOO, IT'S FUCKED UP
Anonymous No.718531058
Hear me out. Robobot Armor will be a Legendary.
Anonymous No.718531065
>All those retards becrying the idea of other Kirby characters being playable
>Turns out that different playable characters with unique specials is the main gimmick of the game
Get fucked
Anonymous No.718531080
>>718527032
Man people dont understand that Kirby not only empowers himself but his friends as well. its not the first time characters other then Kirby gain powers simply by being around him.
Anonymous No.718531138
>>718530956
I always used to race as the brown Kirby, I hope he's in.
Anonymous No.718531223 >>718531314 >>718531334 >>718531364 >>718538882
>>718530780
i still don't get what the bunny symbol on his back is supposed to be
Anonymous No.718531275
>>718530718
>One will probably be a chariot with flaming galactic horses
Isn't that a think in Uprising?
Anonymous No.718531314 >>718538913
>>718531223
Its his hand holding up a peace symbol I think.
Anonymous No.718531334 >>718538913
>>718531223
I always thought it was supp[osed to be a peace sign.
Anonymous No.718531364 >>718531430 >>718531584 >>718538913
>>718531223

peace sign with his hands
Anonymous No.718531430 >>718531580 >>718531772 >>718538913
>>718531364
do nintendo characters even hold up peace signs anymore?
Anonymous No.718531445 >>718531565 >>718531748 >>718532232 >>718532672
GOOEY HAS A SPECIAL WHERE HE TURNS INTO DARK MATTER
Anonymous No.718531565 >>718531814
>>718531445
What do you mean "turns into"? You didn't know he was always a friendly Dark Matter?
Anonymous No.718531570 >>718531739 >>718532651
They're in
Anonymous No.718531580
>>718531430
I know its seen as kinda immature, but that fits Dedede as a character.
Anonymous No.718531584
>>718531364
no fucking way
Anonymous No.718531637
why do tendies sperg out so much over little girls not being playable, specifically little girls
Anonymous No.718531653 >>718531825 >>718531869 >>718532043
I feel like if any "obscure" character "deserves" to get in, I'd say it's Gryll. His whole thing is riding around on a flying broomstick.
Anonymous No.718531739
>>718531570
thanks doc
Anonymous No.718531748
>>718531445
Mock matter is nothing new but actually getting the single eye is terrifying
Anonymous No.718531772
>>718531430
Not really, Dedede's the only survivor since it's part of his iconography. Mario just pumps his fist as a reference to his jumping sprites nowadays.
Anonymous No.718531814 >>718531875
>>718531565
They took it even further by giving him a mono-eye when he does it. I never thought I'd see a new Kirby game where Sakurai is leaning into the dark matter shenanigans
Anonymous No.718531825 >>718532059
>>718531653
Dis nigga and Brobo are NOT making the cut
Anonymous No.718531832 >>718531939 >>718532339 >>718532505
You can really see the Smash Ultimate influence in the UI. Then again the original game and Melee also used the same designs. I also forgot that Smash 3DS mode was basically just City Trials.

Can't wait for this game bros.
Anonymous No.718531869
>>718531653
>his
Anonymous No.718531875 >>718532151
>>718531814
Why not? Didn't Sakurai work on Dreamland 3?
Anonymous No.718531939 >>718536220
>>718531832
Aren't the UIs for all of Sakurai's games done by his wife?
Anonymous No.718532043 >>718532164
>>718531653
why do tards like you think they'd give characters with unique traits an inability to change their customizations? it's like the faggots who wanted kirby in mario kart and said he should ride on a warp star. you'd have to give every other character a unique animation for the warp star or just not be allowed to customize the character.
Anonymous No.718532059 >>718532305
>>718531825
yes i was the anon who also made that post
Anonymous No.718532104
>>718509506
He's not talking about World at all. Look at the pace of the gameplay and size of the tracks, it'd be an absolute trainwreck. At least World tries to somewhat balance around 24 players by making the tracks big and nerfing the rate that items like lightning spawn.
Anonymous No.718532119 >>718532182 >>718533435 >>718538317
I did not believe my eyes
Anonymous No.718532148
>>718500248
You do, or you wouldn't have replied
Anonymous No.718532151 >>718532542
>>718531875
No, that was Shimomura. The Dark Matters were his idea, and Sakurai's never really touched on them up until now where Gooey's resembling his true nature more than ever before.
Anonymous No.718532164
>>718532043
I'm confused what you mean by this. Do you think I implied that he could never leave his broomstick?
Anonymous No.718532182
>>718532119
I look like this.
Anonymous No.718532201
>>718530956
>ADD NON-KIRBY SHITTERS
so you want a literal kirby shitter?
Anonymous No.718532232
>>718531445
nah bro he don't bite
Anonymous No.718532235
>>718511072
I just think it's funny that they never gave him a real name
Anonymous No.718532262 >>718532654
Can anyone spoonfeed me links to the stage tracks?
Anonymous No.718532305
>>718532059
I should've known...
Anonymous No.718532310
>>718509397
Niggas donโ€™t know about Dream Land 3
Anonymous No.718532339
Give me a Kirby or at least Bananza bundle. I don't want no Niggerkart or Niggermon shit just because you want to boost those games sales.

>>718531832
anon, Air Ride literally used the same UI as melee
Anonymous No.718532392
>>718511075
It's the smash recolors all over
Anonymous No.718532426
>>718500104 (OP)
Relax bro.
Ummm, the characters do not canonically race each other either lmao...
As someone who played air ride 1, this is probably the best switch 2 came announced so far imo.
Sakurai even acknolwedged people like city trial the most which means they know.
Lol.
Anonymous No.718532503
>>718513758
Evil Knuckle Joe
Anonymous No.718532505
>>718531832
Yeah Air Ride and Smash Bros. were always directly linked. Lol.
Anonymous No.718532521
>>718528254
being a generic mook in a position of power and competence is something to aspire to
Anonymous No.718532542
>>718532151
That's interesting. Dreamland 3 is my fave, weird that the creator has nothing to do with it
Anonymous No.718532579
>>718527671
I need more of Susie's secretary ass.
I want more. MORE!
Anonymous No.718532617 >>718535235
I cannot wait to hear Item Bounce reorchestrated version...

Right???

Lol.
Anonymous No.718532648 >>718533684 >>718541745
https://youtu.be/UbuqWUm0cg0
https://youtu.be/OWa55wtKSvQ
https://youtu.be/NIb6NyvhMPw
https://youtu.be/FkH1g4z4TIE

Opinions on the music so far?
Anonymous No.718532651 >>718532904
>>718531570
Wait, I thought we hated them?
Anonymous No.718532654
>>718532262
Here you go
https://youtu.be/UbuqWUm0cg0
https://youtu.be/OWa55wtKSvQ
https://youtu.be/NIb6NyvhMPw
https://youtu.be/FkH1g4z4TIE
Anonymous No.718532672
>>718531445
absolute kino
gooey always deserved more love, such an interesting little goober
Anonymous No.718532673
meta knight is the worst kirby character
Anonymous No.718532691 >>718533018
>>718529912
would be weird considering they are stingy as fuck with controls in this game. If you could play this on a gameboy you'd still have a leftover button

>>718529136
>Air Ride worked fine
only if we pretend it's a good thing that you can't control your machine without activating attacks that can even hurt yourself.
Anonymous No.718532714
Reminder that UnclePunch released a modpack for the original that comes with a bunch of toggleable options.

https://github.com/UnclePunch/KAR-Deluxe
Anonymous No.718532761
Do you think we'll be able to switch to Japanese audio? The announcer sounds cooler in Japanese
Anonymous No.718532774 >>718532857 >>718532987 >>718533184 >>718539134
It's really sad when a 55 year old japanese man is lapping 99% of the AAA industry on a fucking spinoff title.
Anonymous No.718532857
>>718532774
the power of giving a shit
Anonymous No.718532870 >>718532975 >>718533458
why would you play any character that doesn't have a big speed boost special?
Anonymous No.718532904 >>718532991 >>718534750
>>718532651
No, we just hate Dark Nebula. Fuck Dark Nebula.
Dark Mind rules.
Anonymous No.718532975
>>718532870
the only alternative I can think of is maybe some maps have a large group of generic enemies you can use the attack specials on and get more speed out of them than the regular boost specials do
Anonymous No.718532987 >>718533175
>>718532774
>its really amazing that a 55 year old hapanese man hasnt been crushed by japanese work culture and genuinely cares about his projects
Im a cup half full kind of guy
Anonymous No.718532991 >>718533254
>>718532904
>Land the final killshot
>Credits start rolling
>You can keep beating on Dark Mind until the credits end and he finally dies
So good
Anonymous No.718533018 >>718533232
>>718532691
Which button would be leftover on the gameboy?
Anonymous No.718533175
>>718532987
>its really amazing that a 55 year old hapanese man hasnt been crushed by japanese work culture
You know the japs have far better labor laws and working conditions in gamedev than western devs, right?
You're also saying this about a man who admits he completely overworks himself willingly, when he was given a vacation he decided to spend every day pre-recording videos for his youtube channel for two months, while recording almost all of the gameplay footage in those videos himself.
Anonymous No.718533184 >>718533235
>>718532774
>The most interesting Gamescom reveal was a Lego game
Grim
Anonymous No.718533232
>>718533018
select
Anonymous No.718533235
>>718533184
Fandango
Anonymous No.718533254 >>718533578
>>718532991
>Game kept score and tracked records
I replayed that finale so many times as a kid and always tried to beat my best. I think I at one point got to plateau where I couldn't figure out more chances to shoot him.
Anonymous No.718533413
I hope they add a remake of the OG City Trial in a later update.
Anonymous No.718533435 >>718539159
>>718532119
All i'm gonna say is i've wanted dark matter swordsman in smash for years, unironically
I want MY boy in.
Anonymous No.718533458 >>718533668
>>718532870
Because racing isn't the focus of the game. Specials like OG Kirby's will be busted for combat.
...there's probably going to be a larger focus on combat than what we're being led to believe.
Anonymous No.718533525
>>718500104 (OP)
How dare they make this game more fun ?
Anonymous No.718533578
>>718533254
Amazing Mirror was so fucking good. Like the only downside is multiplayer kinda sucked and the netcode would need to be rewritten from scratch to not lag the game with four players.
Anonymous No.718533648
> everyone now has TAC gear
Works for me
Anonymous No.718533668 >>718533994 >>718534246 >>718534664
>>718533458
>Because racing isn't the focus of the game
It's a racing game.
Anonymous No.718533684
>>718532648
Amberfalls > Steamgust > Floria > Waveflow
Seems good overall, though I'm still going to be biased towards the first game's for now
Anonymous No.718533994 >>718534127
>>718533668
>i never played the game but by god do i have an opinion to share
Anonymous No.718534054 >>718534416 >>718534527 >>718534536 >>718534807 >>718535131 >>718535616 >>718538731 >>718542628
ENTER
Anonymous No.718534127
>>718533994
Played it more than you have, I pre-ordered the original.
Air Ride is a racing game. Why do you think it's not?
Anonymous No.718534246 >>718534489
>>718533668
>it's a racing game
It was not even that popular but I thought it was really good, but most people played it for City Trial mode. It had a few other game modes as well.
It had really similar GUI and sound effects and music as Smash Bros. Melee because those two games were developed around the same time by the same devs I think.
IDK how to explain it to you, but you can get off your star and walk around, you kinda just drive around fighting other players. IDK what genre to even call it.
Lol.
Anonymous No.718534330 >>718534565 >>718534568
Why only 6 players in Air Ride when the Switch 2 clearly has room for more, especially when Mario Kart World accommodates 24 players per race
Anonymous No.718534386 >>718534921
Glad they added all the old stars and bikes back to the game lol.
Anonymous No.718534416 >>718534621
>>718534054
The true Sakurai Bias
Anonymous No.718534489 >>718534571
>>718534246
>but most people played it for City Trial mode
And most of City Trials end in....A race.
It's a racing game. City Trial is just a popular minigame in the racing game.
Anonymous No.718534527 >>718538309 >>718538748
>>718534054
>mained Winged Star because gliding across a huge chunk of the map feels like sex
>this chad is specifically designed for gliding
Yep, it's gaming time
Anonymous No.718534536
>>718534054
Who is this mysterious, extremely handsome stud!?
Anonymous No.718534565
>>718534330
Watch the direct. He literally says why.
Anonymous No.718534568
>>718534330
>why would they make a lazy barebone game
now you are getting it
Anonymous No.718534571 >>718534736
>>718534489
>And most of City Trials end in....A race.
Kek no they don't
Anonymous No.718534621
>>718534416
that's just the cat from azumanga, but no mouth and must scream
Anonymous No.718534658
There is a my music button at the top right of the stage select, hopefully this means that the game has a lot of music
Anonymous No.718534664 >>718535214
>>718533668
Anonymous No.718534736
>>718534571
Thanks for confirming you didn't play the game.
Anonymous No.718534750 >>718534881 >>718535023
>>718532904
i love dark nebula[Spoiler]'s theme[/Spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaT874AozaM
Anonymous No.718534807
>>718534054
OUR HERO
Anonymous No.718534813
>>718500104 (OP)
good. more devs should understand spinoffs can break in canon for the sake of gameplay
Anonymous No.718534826
>>718511075
Oh fuck, based.
All I want is Marx/Ado and its a 10/10 game.
Anonymous No.718534850
Game looks fun. Looking forward to another direct before release
Anonymous No.718534867
>>718529814
Anonymous No.718534881
>>718534750
you fucked up haha
Anonymous No.718534921 >>718535175 >>718535284
>>718534386
They didnโ€™t, a bunch of old stars and bikes are missing.
Anonymous No.718534979 >>718535090 >>718537206
>Kirby
>lore
Anonymous No.718535018
>>718511072
it specially sucks because regular WD is much better.
Anonymous No.718535023
>>718534750
ctrl+s
Anonymous No.718535090
>>718534979
kirby had lore before zelda did
Anonymous No.718535131 >>718541805
>>718534054
Anonymous No.718535175
>>718534921
For now, they're obviously going to drip feed more through Nintendo Today news items, it's basically designed for Sakurai to do his daily news drops he likes to do. (And Nintendo Music is for releasing songs like he did today.)
Anonymous No.718535182
I wasnt entirely wow'd by the Direct. I never played Kirby Air Rider growing up but was still excited by this game.

However, after watching the Direct again and really taking it all in ive only gone and got myself fucking HYPED FOR IT BOIS

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous No.718535214 >>718535418 >>718535591 >>718535643
>>718534664
this clown has literally the worse fucking takes.
Anonymous No.718535228
>>718500104 (OP)
Holy fucking shit how autistic can Kirby losers be? It's a gay little kid game where a pink balls copies abilities. No one gives a fucking shit more characters than pink ball can copy abilities too. Hang all Kirby fans
Anonymous No.718535235
>>718532617
There was litterally a track in the direct that sounded like it
Anonymous No.718535284 >>718535619 >>718535673
>>718534921
I know we've been burned by that Mario Kart World direct, but at least try to read the print
Anonymous No.718535389 >>718535536
>>718500412
Yeah, they called it "Capture"

The thought on most folk's minds now is why you'd pick Kirby though as his one thing's been spread out to the others and he doesn't have an additional
ability like the others unless you count each color having a different Special
Anonymous No.718535418
>>718535214
take your ball and go home
Anonymous No.718535536
>>718535389
I think part of it is his base stats are just high.
Anonymous No.718535591
>>718535214
The 5 minute city trial is longer than 90% of the tracks default settings, they were just not very noteworthy.
Anonymous No.718535616
>>718534054
Jump is such an underrated ability, my fucking hero
Anonymous No.718535619
>>718535284
>that's all for today, look forward for how worse things can get
Anonymous No.718535643 >>718535817
>>718535214
you have not played the original air ride I see
Anonymous No.718535673
>>718535284
Sakurai is the game dev embodiment of stretching a two-page report into a thirty-minute presentation.
Anonymous No.718535734
>>718529136
Dude, no one cares about your shitty gaem.
Anonymous No.718535807 >>718535941 >>718535942 >>718535985 >>718535995 >>718536046 >>718536231 >>718536247 >>718536349 >>718536616 >>718541647
Are people annoyed by the fact that Sakurai spent 3 years working on Kirby Air Riders instead of Smash 6?
Anonymous No.718535817
>>718535643
explain how is city trials not a race, is about who gets the more stats faster.
Anonymous No.718535941
>>718535807
Not at all. Air Riders look really great and Smash Ultimate is still there to play anytime
Anonymous No.718535942
>>718535807
the game sucks, he ruined it, just like he ruined smash.
Anonymous No.718535947
>718521207
I've never heard of the autism lisp. If it's anything like the lisp that faggots do when they decide they like dick, I'm sure you've heard both in a regular basis.
Anonymous No.718535985
>>718535807
Yes, Smashfaggots are mentally ill and don't even play the games. They just want to go back to rosterfagging.
Anonymous No.718535995
>>718535807
It's not impossible that Nintendo picked up a new team to simultaneously work on Smash 6 in secret. The series rarely misses the first two years of a console's release.
Anonymous No.718536046 >>718536147
>>718535807
I can believe he's in the smash mines as we speak
Anonymous No.718536147 >>718536246
>>718536046
He has to make Air Riders DLC first
Anonymous No.718536194
>>718502247
pic related is the average /pol/kek trying to redpill me
Anonymous No.718536220
>>718531939
yeah that's not "smash influence" that's michiko doing the UI for literally every single one of sakurai's games
Anonymous No.718536231
>>718535807
Does the man really need to be trapped in the smash mines?
Anonymous No.718536246 >>718536806
>>718536147
>he thinks it's getting DLC
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.718536247
>>718535807
>caring about Smash
The series can die. What other direction can it go after pulling as many strings possible to get a roster as big as Ultimate? Nintendo may as well release it again on Switch 2 but call it 'not dogshit online edition' or something.
Anonymous No.718536330 >>718536378
>hmm we need more games on our Mario Kart machine
>how about another mario kart clone?
Is nintendo insane?
Anonymous No.718536349
>>718535807
I genuinely hope he never works on another Smash game again. The series is creatively bankrupt, and that's saying something for a Nintendo title
Anonymous No.718536378
>>718536330
watch it work
Anonymous No.718536484
>>718529257
The Checklist sound effect was all over the direct. I believe it will be in.
Anonymous No.718536538
>>718521805
Because last time it resulted in only having 2 other characters both of whom were more like gimped gimmick vehicles moreso than characters.
Anonymous No.718536602 >>718539008
As someone who has completed every Kirby game and visited the hallowed halls of the Kirby Cafe, I don't give a FUCK about lore. Just make the funny pink ball do funny things.
Anonymous No.718536616
>>718535807
Smash is a finished game.
What is the point of a sequel if they want the same game with the same characters but turn off items and only play battlefield?
If they make a new smash they should make it something new.
Anonymous No.718536806 >>718537003 >>718537018
>>718536246
if it performs decently they will remake the old tracks.
Maybe they even save some machines for a dlc, either that or they are just unlockables.
This isn't just a sequel its meant to replace the original, Sakurai doesn't want to create another Melee case.
Anonymous No.718536817
>>718527861
There's about 4 ways it can happen
>16 player standard
4 random stadiums show up, you pick the one you want to enter and play against the others who picked that one
>Low playercount standard
4 random stadiums show up, Everyone votes on the stadium they want and then the game uses weighted random to pick the single one everyone plays
>Alternative mode
One is selected randomly and everyone plays it
>Jumpscare
When playing with votes turned in, sometimes it just picks one and forces everyone into it anyway. May or may not be revealed in advance or hinted at with books.
Anonymous No.718537003 >>718537090
>>718536806
>if it performs decently they will remake the old tracks.
nintendo is like a dog in that they do things arbitrarily. why was the mario 3D collection limited time? Odyssey was a massive success and saw no DLC, mario kart 8 deluxe is the best selling mario kart ever and the DLC both took forever to release and was mostly retooled courses from the mobile game
Anonymous No.718537018 >>718538392
>>718536806
>its meant to replace the original,
Where did Sakurai say this?
Anonymous No.718537069 >>718537181 >>718537215
I feel like the teaser at the end suggest Air Riders will have something like a story mode
Anonymous No.718537090
>>718537003
The original Mario Kart 8 designers didn't work on the DLC tracks at all. That's why they were so bad.
Anonymous No.718537181
>>718537069
I wouldn't get too excited after how world of light in smash ultimate turned out
Anonymous No.718537206 >>718537586
>>718534979
Kirby actually has pretty extensive lore and worldbuliding...in the games that Sakurai didn't make. The "Dark Matter Trilogy" of Dreamland 2, 3 and 64, and then from Return to Dreamland onwards.
Anonymous No.718537215
>>718537069
I fucking hope so
Anonymous No.718537250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niWgqgOXR9U
Anonymous No.718537354 >>718537408 >>718537545 >>718538194
Why the fuck do we always get Fagalor over Marx?
Anonymous No.718537408 >>718537548
>>718537354
Too big
Anonymous No.718537545 >>718537747 >>718538005
>>718537354
What game is Marx from? Why do people like him so much?
Anonymous No.718537548
>>718537408
bro, he has a normal form.
Anonymous No.718537586
>>718537206
Shimomura's games gave as much world building and lore as Sakurai's.
Kumazaki's the one who really put in that work in that department
Anonymous No.718537672
>>718527710
Disagree. As shown by Star Allies, you can just convert Addy into a Paint swap. As for Gooey, you could even have him being a Whip clone just for RtDL
Anonymous No.718537747 >>718537841
>>718537545
Kirby Super Star and because he's awesome
Anonymous No.718537841
>>718537747
I didn't like Super Star, probably why I don't know about him very well.
Thanks anon.
Anonymous No.718537895
Is the jew music coming back?
Anonymous No.718537931
He really is just making the anti-Mario Kart World.
What a fucking legend.
Anonymous No.718538005 >>718538164 >>718538306
>>718537545
he's the OG fakeout kirby villain
magolor is basically nu-kirby marx with the same fakeout
Anonymous No.718538164
>>718538005
A bit different since Magolor atleast pretends to be your friend and doesn't disappear after the intro cutscene
Anonymous No.718538194
>>718537354
Bro this is a sakruai game and marx is from THE sakurai kirby game, he made him a boss in ult as well.
He's gonna be unlockable after you beat him in a boss fight.
Anonymous No.718538306 >>718538602 >>718538717
>>718538005
>magolor
I'm not sure who this is either, sorry. What game?
Anonymous No.718538309
>>718534527
>mained Winged Star because gliding across a huge chunk of the map feels like sex
My fucking man. Everyone I knew liked the Shadow Star, but the Winged Star was my jam.
Anonymous No.718538317
>>718532119
When 10 million fireflies
Anonymous No.718538371 >>718538520
>City Trial still only lets you compete in one stadium at the end
Would it really have hurt him to let people compete in more stadiums at the end? Grinding stats for 5 minutes and getting a fucking target practice where almost none of it matters is so boring. It would've been better if you could compete in 3 or more at the end.
Anonymous No.718538392 >>718538514
>>718537018
it's obvious and is not just on Sakurai.
Almost all the stuff from the first game returns (except the tracks).
It only misses 4 machines, with 2 of them easily being fan favorites that surely will return as well.

The didn't release Air Ride on the gcn emulation nor did they ever make a remaster.
From what we've seen there is already very little incentive to buy Air Ride over Riders. The name alone suggests that this is going to be the definitive game. Air Ride was a rushed game with mediocre reviews.
Anonymous No.718538470
>>718520146
Oh shoot you're probably right
Anonymous No.718538514 >>718538747
>>718538392
Thanks for confirming not a single developer said or implied this anywhere.
Anonymous No.718538520 >>718538668
>>718538371
>getting a target practice
did you not see the direct. He fixed it
Anonymous No.718538583
>>718529136
>guys I posted my own twitter screencap please pay attention to me
try suicide you fucking nigger
Anonymous No.718538585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
Anonymous No.718538602
>>718538306
He's blue egg dude from Return go Dream Land. He tricks Kirby and his friends to help him repair a dimension traveling ship to fight a dragon and steal the crown it's guarding. Said crown giving him a big power boost that he tries to use to take over the universe.
Anonymous No.718538662
I've been a Kirby fan since I was a child, he's my favorite character and I think the lore is pretty forgettable
>"I-its lovecraft"
I mean a little but it doesn't explore those themes deeply. I'm just here to see a cute lad do his thing
Anonymous No.718538668 >>718539001
>>718538520
What, are you talking about the voting or the mini-competitions? Both don't change the fact you spend 5 minutes grinding and barely get the chance to really compete with everyone else.
Anonymous No.718538717
>>718538306
>What game?
take your fucking pick he is forced that fucking hard. I didn't even hate him initially, now I'm just tired, real goddamn tired of him
Anonymous No.718538721
>>718513758
looks like dark lives matter
Anonymous No.718538731
>>718534054
NOT SO FAST
Anonymous No.718538747 >>718538974
>>718538514
you are a fucking retard if you literally thought 'a single' developer would say this anywhere.
Anonymous No.718538748
>>718534527
Imagine Starman on the Flight Warp Star or the Dragoon. Shit will be magnificent
Anonymous No.718538882
>>718531223
dedede but seen from above
Anonymous No.718538913
>>718531314
>>718531334
>>718531364
>>718531430
>Peace sign
IT'S THE VICTORY SIGN

V FOR VICTORY

WHY WOULD DEDEDE BE MAKING A PEACE SIGN BEFORE AND AFTER BEATING YOU UP?
Anonymous No.718538974 >>718539106
>>718538747
Thanks for confirming you made up that "fact"!
Anonymous No.718539001 >>718539397
>>718538668
>barely
you just vote on something that isn't over in a minute. The worst that could happen is that nobody wants to compete with you, then you only get to race bots for fun
Anonymous No.718539008 >>718539313 >>718540043
>>718536602
I think that's kinda the beauty of it.
There's all this deep shit going on and Kirby doesn't really *get* it on any sophisticated level, and doesn't have complex motivations.

He just wants to stop baddies from hurting his friends.
And he really, really fucking wants his strawberry shortcake back.

The fucking CEO of a galaxy-wide planet robotisation operation trying to revive his dead daughter monologues at this pink puffball that ends up wrecking his shit.
Anonymous No.718539039 >>718539245 >>718540117 >>718542569
Wait, are there actually people mad that Sakurai just lets everyone have copy abilities in this game? I thought it was hilarious. Dude just went "fuck it, let everyone have abilities so nobody gets left out." I'm one of those crazy fuckers who's insanely into Kirby lore but what sort of fun-hating maniac do you have to be hate this? Bunch of cock-gobbling retards, that's what they are.

The fact there are new characters at all and can use any star is great. Putting in Hi Jump fucker just because is sheer cheek. I don't really want to jump on the mystery niggas train, especially since it tends to ruin any Smash discussion. Don't want it to happen here, too. But in my case, I can only hope that he puts in MOTHERFUCKING BUGZZY.
Anonymous No.718539106 >>718539162
>>718538974
>fact
ok esl
Anonymous No.718539115
>>718513758
This might be a possesed Dedede
Anonymous No.718539123
Susieโ€™s fat ass has clogged the lore toilet
Anonymous No.718539134
>>718532774
I see the funny you made.
Anonymous No.718539159
>>718533435
I think it's a cool idea of his grab is him possessing you instead of just a traditional grab and he ragdolls you
Anonymous No.718539162
>>718539106
What do you think was wrong with my previous statement? Be specific.
Anonymous No.718539245 >>718540487
>>718539039
based bugsyposter, I missed you
Anonymous No.718539313
>>718539008
cute/naive hero, terrifying/world-ending villains
Seems to be a common trope
Anonymous No.718539337 >>718540487
>Bulk Star got announced before Formula, Jet, Scooter and the Legendaries
lmao
Anonymous No.718539339 >>718539389 >>718539440 >>718539978 >>718540127 >>718540487 >>718542569
You HAVE been to the Kirby Cafe before, right?
Anonymous No.718539389
>>718539339
Damn that's a lot of 30-something japanese women
Anonymous No.718539397
>>718539001
That's not a fix, that's making it even worse because now there's less competition between players. The fact you can vote solo and win in your own isolated world is the exact opposite of pitting yourselves against the other players.
Having the option to compete in several stadiums back to back was the obvious answer.
Anonymous No.718539440 >>718540829 >>718541061
>>718539339
I live in Japan and have been unable to get a reservation to get in. It's my personal Dorsia
Anonymous No.718539472
Kirby is Kirby
Anonymous No.718539514
>>718500104 (OP)
>First it's Donkey Kong's timeline, now it's Kirby's lore.
WILL THESE MAD MEN STOP PEREVERTING ALL THAT'S PURE!
Anonymous No.718539539
>>718500104 (OP)
Hey I saw that tweet too :)
Anonymous No.718539547
He still voice ddd?
Anonymous No.718539617 >>718540804
Where's Daroach?
Anonymous No.718539660 >>718539847
How crippling does your autism have to be to care about lore in a Kirby game?
Genuinely interested btw so if an autist in here could help me out Iโ€™d appreciate it.
Anonymous No.718539686
THE GAME IS RUINED
Anonymous No.718539847
>>718539660
I'm autistic and don't give a shit about Kirby lore or whether people can use copy abilities
I think it's funny the games have eldritch horrors as final bosses
I also think it's funny everyone has copy hats now
Anonymous No.718539978 >>718540829 >>718541061
>>718539339
Both of them were always full.
Anonymous No.718540043 >>718540626
>>718539008
This. Also:
The epitome of Kirby as a character can be seen in the ending of Super Star. He destroys the evil world ending machine and saves the world, and instantly goes home and goes back to sleep like nothing happened.
Kirby
Anonymous No.718540072 >>718541212 >>718541356
>>718511072
>>718511892
>>718513494
>>718524358
>>718514851
NTA, but, why a bandana? Why not something like a baseball cap, or a whoopee cap, or a bowtie?
Anonymous No.718540117 >>718540487 >>718540572
>>718539039
I feel like Sakurai is adding the enemies that donโ€™t have a copy abilities in the game, so buggzzy might make it in, just like bonkers and the yo-yo guy.
Anonymous No.718540127
>>718539339
Only to the Petit location in Osaka Station, as a consolation prize. Getting a fucking reservation in the actual locations is a nightmare. Mini-carmouth cake was good though.
Anonymous No.718540148 >>718540280
>>718524358
I shall now rename myself as Shorts Guy
Anonymous No.718540187 >>718540232 >>718540394 >>718541939
Thoughts on Dale?
Anonymous No.718540232
>>718540187
How the fuck is he back of all basic goons
Anonymous No.718540280
>>718540148
Anonymous No.718540349 >>718540684
Do you think we're getting a 3rd legendary machine, or just Dragoon and Hydra back?
Anonymous No.718540364 >>718540401
>I get to play as my husbando without being nerfed
GotY
Anonymous No.718540394
>>718540187
He should be playable.
Anonymous No.718540401 >>718540539
>>718540364
>he's gay for a fat cartoon penguin
Anonymous No.718540408
>>718509506
MKW BTFO
Anonymous No.718540487 >>718540557 >>718540783 >>718540808 >>718540829
>>718539245
I'm rather surprised someone remembers, that was almost a decade ago at this point.

>>718539337
Genuinely laughed out loud when I saw it.

>>718539339
Would if I fucking could.

>>718540117
You say that, but I saw Blade Knight on a machine in the trailer.
Anonymous No.718540539
>>718540401
Yes.
Anonymous No.718540557 >>718541079
>>718540487
>You say that, but I saw Blade Knight on a machine in the trailer.
Where?
Anonymous No.718540572 >>718543767
>>718540117
Knuckle Joe?
Anonymous No.718540626
>>718540043
Anonymous No.718540683
I NEED AN AIR RIDE MACHINE TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KAHBEH
Anonymous No.718540684
>>718540349
I'm betting they'll at least be a new one for each of the new machine types
Anonymous No.718540721
>no split screen
The bigger problem
Anonymous No.718540783 >>718541079
>>718540487
I still remember the Star Allies leak stream where the guy did Guest Star with Bugzzy because of you. I wish I could find the Nova edit video another anon did made that same night.
Anonymous No.718540804 >>718540873 >>718540883
>>718539617
I'm worried he's too irrelevant to get in.
Honestly, with the usual Sakurai Kirby bias, I'm surprised the game even has Magolor and Suzie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs2Y6mVZljQ
Anonymous No.718540808 >>718541079
>>718540487
I'm sending you back to the star allies threads in 2018. Begone sneed beetle
Anonymous No.718540829
>>718539440
>>718539978
>>718540487
Iโ€™ve gotten into the Tokyo Kirby Cafe 4 (four) different times, unironically skill issue
Anonymous No.718540842
smegolor
Anonymous No.718540873 >>718541560
>>718540804
He was in Star Allies, and he's pretty iconic to the DS era of Kirby. I hope he gets in.
Anonymous No.718540883 >>718541560 >>718542031
>>718540804
Shame, I feel like Squeak Squad was one of the better Kirby games
Anonymous No.718540967 >>718541084 >>718541219
guys
what if the roster revealed in the direct is the entire roster for the game lol
Anonymous No.718541015 >>718541401
I want him to make it in so bad and escape Epic Yarn purgatory
Anonymous No.718541030 >>718541182 >>718541346
Do you think we'll get any FL representation?
Anonymous No.718541061
>>718539440
>>718539978
If the writers of the Frasier reboot had any sauce, they'd have made an episode about him trying to get into the most exclusive restaurant on a trip to Japan, just to discover it's the Kirby cafe.
Anonymous No.718541079
>>718540557
Actually this is probably just a platform. Around the 9 minute mark.

>>718540783
>the guy did Guest Star with Bugzzy because of you
This is news to me.

>>718540808
The bug was brought back and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
Anonymous No.718541084
>>718540967
You did see that only half of the character select screen was filled up with the roster we know, right?
Anonymous No.718541089 >>718541189 >>718541228 >>718541346 >>718541976
How many waifus are there in Kirby?
I know there's
Adeline
Fairy Queen from K64
Ribbon
Susie
Is that it?
Anonymous No.718541182 >>718541346
>>718541030
I'm expecting Elfilin as both a cross promotion thing with the Switch 2 Edition and also just generally based on how wel the game sold, would be weird if they didn't add anything from it considering the game would've released around the start of Air Riders' development bare-minimum.
Anonymous No.718541189 >>718541225 >>718541339
>>718541089
the cat from forgotten land
Anonymous No.718541212
>>718540072
bandanas are representative of a rebel culture, or the call to adventure, which bandana dee shows both of.
Anonymous No.718541219 >>718541326 >>718541445 >>718541535 >>718541539
>>718540967
No it canโ€™t be, the random character button is + so the ? slot on the character select indicates that there are still unrevealed/locked characters
Anonymous No.718541225 >>718541339
>>718541189
Sakurai's cat
Anonymous No.718541228
>>718541089
Sillydillo's GF
Anonymous No.718541326
>>718541219
That could just be a hot key
Anonymous No.718541339
>>718541225
>>718541189
A cat is fine too
Anonymous No.718541346 >>718541573
>>718541089
Sectonia, duh.

>>718541182
>>718541030
I'd laugh if Sillydillo got in as a playable rider.
His special would be like wheel or the steel ball, but way more chaotic with bouncing off the sides.
Anonymous No.718541356
>>718540072
Given it comes from Megaton Punch I always figured it was based on that trope you see in Japanese stuff of people in hard manual labor wearing that kind of bandana specifically, and it just sorta became his thing
Anonymous No.718541401
>>718541015
Super cool guy.
Anonymous No.718541426 >>718541651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3rgzsytu0E
Anonymous No.718541443 >>718541587
>>718511072
I welcome Bandana because he keeps getting stronger every time he shows up.
Anonymous No.718541445 >>718541530 >>718541578
>>718541219
>Hat button
What does this do?
Anonymous No.718541482 >>718541529 >>718541586
Why do I feel like this game has the same addictive action game feel of Kirby All Stars.
Anonymous No.718541529
>>718541482
Sakurai personally directed both of them.
Anonymous No.718541530
>>718541445
It hats.
Anonymous No.718541535
>>718541219
It's unlikely that the character selection screen will scroll, but I imagine there'll be more than 24 riders, so there could be additional scaling instead like how the Smash Ultimate character selection has bigger portraits initially.
Anonymous No.718541539
>>718541219
Sakurai is also too much of a UI autist to let there be that giant blank space on the screen.
Anonymous No.718541560 >>718541613 >>718541615 >>718541660 >>718541698 >>718541702 >>718541740 >>718541812 >>718541937 >>718541963
>>718540873
>>718540883
Isnโ€™t squeak squad considered the worst kirby game? Like โ€œthis game disproves the โ€˜no bad kirby gamesโ€™ claimโ€ bad. As much of a decent fit heโ€™d be with an albatross like that around your neck it puts you barley above the โ€œnever-everโ€ tier
Anonymous No.718541572 >>718542549
does kirby actually have a lore?
what games are lore important?
Anonymous No.718541573 >>718541670
>>718541346
Sillydillo looked far more like a Kirby character than a lot of the other bosses from Forgotten Land. He also was a surprise filter for players which was fun to see.
Anonymous No.718541578
>>718541445
Anonymous No.718541586 >>718542147
>>718541482
>Kirby All Stars.
Now just which parallel universe did you drop in from anon? Unless you mean Super Star
Anonymous No.718541587
>>718541443
Bandana Waddle Dee is forever stuck trying to prove himself to people who see him nothing more than a hat goomba or a waste of a multiplayer spot
Anonymous No.718541613 >>718542031
>>718541560
Squeak Squad is good, only retards hate it
Anonymous No.718541615 >>718542031
>>718541560
>Isnโ€™t squeak squad considered the worst kirby game?
No one says this
Anonymous No.718541647
>>718535807
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.718541651
>>718541426
We used to be a nation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7jGyI3Xmvg
Anonymous No.718541660
>>718541560
I didn't like it, but I also didn't like Superstar.
Anonymous No.718541670
>>718541573
To be fair, Forgotten Land is a completely separate planet from Popstar and probably not even the same galaxy, so it's not like Popstar's neighbouring planets from Milkyway Wishes.
Anonymous No.718541698
>>718541560
>Like โ€œthis game disproves the โ€˜no bad kirby gamesโ€™ claimโ€ bad.
Not even fucking close. It's just mid but perfectly serviceable. The worst Kirby game is that 3DS Battle Royale, and even that is OK.
Anonymous No.718541702
>>718541560
Squeak Squad tends to be considered mediocre, but definitely not the worst
Anonymous No.718541740
>>718541560
>Like โ€œthis game disproves the โ€˜no bad kirby gamesโ€™ claimโ€ bad.
Never heard it get to that point, people say it's the "worst" in the series but that even at that point it's still a fine game, even if not particularly revolutionary. If anything it proves the "no bad Kirby games" by being still very decent despite being the weakest
Anonymous No.718541745
>>718532648
This is great and all but I wanted Hirokazu Ando, Shogo Sakai or Jun Ishikawa. A Kirby game soundtrack without any of them just fails weird.
Anonymous No.718541805
>>718535131
ok this got me more then it should have fuck you have a nice day
Anonymous No.718541812
>>718541560
Level design wise yeah I think Squeak Squad was the worst, doesnโ€™t help that a main focus of the game is collecting each levelโ€™s treasure chests yet the level design spams the hell out of โ€œyou only have one chance to collect thisโ€ and โ€œguess the right path that leads to the treasure, you have only one shotโ€ for so many treasures
Anonymous No.718541849
Squeak Squad had a lot of fun ideas even if it couldn't nail the level design perfectly. The abilities were plenty fun with things like Magic, Elemental Swords, Metal (people who think it's a worse version of Rock were filtered) and fucking Ghost
Anonymous No.718541937
>>718541560
Squeak Squad is a great game, it just kinda falls on the wayside because there isn't much it does that makes it stand out from other standard Kirby games.
Anonymous No.718541939 >>718541980
>>718540187
horrific freak of nature
Anonymous No.718541945 >>718542204
>>718500981
metroid is the only major gamey game series that has real continuity, all that other shit is fan wiki autism. Yes, including Zelda. Yes, including Donkey Kong. Yes, including Sonic.
>but muh references to other game
easter eggs, nothing more
Anonymous No.718541963
>>718541560
Squeak Squad is a flawed follow up to the GBA games that has unusually short bite-sized levels (smaller than Super Mario Bros 3 at times), with a let-down of a final boss.
It was undercooked, but still a serviceable game and had fun stuff like the Animal ability to dig through dirt and snow.
That was straight out of Minish Cap, honestly, which Flagship had developed a couple years prior.
Anonymous No.718541976 >>718542016
>>718541089
Any hole's a goal
Anonymous No.718541980
>>718541939
hey man go fuck yourself kindly
Anonymous No.718542016
>>718541976
Dangerous line of thinking
Anonymous No.718542031 >>718542065 >>718542219 >>718542221 >>718542408
>>718540883
>>718541613
>>718541615
>all this Squeak Squad revisionism
No, I will not stand for this. I was there when it happened. Literally everyone in the world was going, "damn, this game could be better". There was not a single person in the world that considered Squeak Squad to be their favorite when it first came out. For years upon end, it was universally considered the weakest game in the series. Only until vanilla Star Allies came out did it have that crown taken from it. I'm not even saying it was bad, just that the response from every soul on earth was a resounding Meh.

And I say this as someone who liked things about it. Holding copy abilities in storage, some of the level design was neat, upgrading abilities was cool before Forgtten Lands did it. And it had a lot of neat ability revamps like Fighter, Ninja, Magic, and so on. But at the end of the day, it was still a mostly average game, bordering on above average. Don't you fucking assholes try to rewrite history like this.
Anonymous No.718542065
>>718542031
Wrong.
Anonymous No.718542109
squeak squad is mid like most other kirby games it just had the misfortune of coming after the peak that was amazing mirror
Anonymous No.718542147
>>718541586
Oh shit, yeah that's the one I meant. Got the name mixed up with star allies lmao. Yes, Super Star. I love the feel of the gameplay in that game.
Anonymous No.718542169
Also donโ€™t forget that Squeak Squad had little original music and most of its music was songs from Nightmare in Dream Land and Amazing Mirror โ€œarrangedโ€ to sound much worse on the DS soundfont
Anonymous No.718542172
I always thought it was weird that Adeline is not only a human, but the only one on Planet Popstar (especially since Earth is CANONICALLY DEAD in the Kirby games), and she's a little girl too.
Like, how the fuck did she get here?
And why is it that she's a rando human (possibly the LAST OF HER KIND) surrounded by fantasy critters?
Anonymous No.718542193
damn Sakurai brought back classic ass kirby threads on /v/
Anonymous No.718542204
>>718541945
Pikmin had a good continuity to it until 4 fucked it up.
Anonymous No.718542219 >>718542515
>>718542031
Squeak Squad not being a bullshit gimmick game like Canvas Curse and being better than the other gimmick games Epic Yarn and Mass Attack made it far from the worst game even when it came out
Anonymous No.718542221 >>718542335
>>718542031
But you didn't say it was mid in your original post, you said it was bad.

Squeak Squad also had the unfortunate status of being the Kirby game we were stuck with for years during the hiatus.
Anonymous No.718542329
>>718542308
Anonymous No.718542335
>>718542221
>during the hiatus
People don't remember how bad this was. The 2000s were a difficult time to be a Kirby fan since the series felt practically discarded or relegated to bargain bin status. Kirby fans were crying when Epic Yarn was announced.
Anonymous No.718542408 >>718542475
>>718542031
I don't care about your retarded opinion. I played it dozens of times and liked it.
Anonymous No.718542475 >>718542538
>>718542408
Yeah, autists obsess over mid games forever.
Anonymous No.718542515 >>718542708
>>718542219
Canvas Curse was way better than Squeak Squad though.
Mass Attack I never bothered to finish because of the weird game-feel with its unconventional soundtrack and slow pace.
Epic Yarn is fine but suffers from Good Feels early trappings of making you do way too much gimmicky stuff and picking up all the shiny rainbow collectibles. Wario Land Shake It suffered similar problems, but I found Epic Yarn to be more enjoyable.

Rainbow Paintbrush on Wii U I could not vibe with however, I felt like it got things wrong with Canvas Curse like putting in auto-scrolling sections in a game where Kirby continuously moves forward, and general headaches with bonus games.
Anonymous No.718542538
>>718542475
Clearly if you're a fan of Kirby.
Anonymous No.718542549
>>718541572
Most of the old games' lore is just "creepy evil eyeball demon causes trouble, Kirby travels different worlds and then kills it". It was starting in Return to Dreamland that an established continuity began, and previous characters started to make more reappearances instead of just be one-offs.

One of the story points was a blue butterfly would appear in the intros of every game. Come towards the end of one of the boss gauntlets in Star Allies the butterfly reappeared, landed on a defeated superboss and consumed it, then transformed into the superboss Morpho Knight. Morpho Knight would reappear again in Forgotten Land as the butterfly, doing the same thing to the main villain. That butterfly is the grim reaper for defeated warriors, claiming their lives and souls to take physical form and battle Kirby.
Anonymous No.718542569
>>718539039
Welcome back

>>718539339
I couldn't get a reservation when I went, but I stood outside of it and got some stuff from the gift shop.
Anonymous No.718542628
>>718534054
how'd he get away with it?
Anonymous No.718542708 >>718543679
>>718542515
>Canvas Curse was way better than Squeak Squad though.
Now this is real revisionism
Anonymous No.718543051
Why did Sakurai say the new City Trial map is bigger then the old one when it's clearly smaller?
Anonymous No.718543154
>>718529257
your cons are all speculation, fag.
Anonymous No.718543274 >>718543454
>>718500981
Kirbyfags (and all Nintendofags for that matter) exclusively consume lore through longform youtube content. Watching lore videos of games you have never played has essentially become a blossoming market of proto-audiobook storytelling.

This means that any game that breaks lore means that the lore does not matter which means the video does not matter which sends youtubers and their patreon paypigs into a frenzy.
Anonymous No.718543454
>>718543274
>Kirbyfags (and all Nintendofags for that matter) exclusively consume lore through longform youtube content. Watching lore videos of games you have never played has essentially become a blossoming market of proto-audiobook storytelling.
Hey fuck you I went out of my way to get the Japanese light novels for myself to try and gleam new insights with my middling Japanese skills, as small as said insights may be relatively speaking
Anonymous No.718543679
>>718542708
Nah I've always felt that way.
Anonymous No.718543767
>>718540572
I donโ€™t think thereโ€™s fighter copy ability in this game.