THEY SINGLEHANDEDLY BROKE ALL KIRBY LORE JUST TO LET EVERYONE USE COPY ABILITIES
ROSTERFAGS
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:27:22 PM
No.718500248
>>718524972
>>718532148
who cares
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:27:44 PM
No.718500305
>>718503659
It's not canon
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:25 PM
No.718500412
>>718535389
>>718500104 (OP)
Dont h specify that they do ut using some special new ability they invented? like 'catch' or something?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:43 PM
No.718500456
>>718528315
Where in the Kirby lore was it said Dedede can't do this
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:28:51 PM
No.718500485
>>718500104 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T THERE JUST DIFFERENT COLORED KIRBIES
you lost lol
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:29:05 PM
No.718500516
UUUHHHH MUH LOOORE
DATS NOT CANNON
LOOK AT MY WIKIFANDOM PAEG
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:29:57 PM
No.718500672
>>718500104 (OP)
Does anyone with a developed prefrontal cortex give a shit about Kirby lore?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:30:30 PM
No.718500761
It's canon
>caring about kirby lore, or any nintendo lore for that matter
am I not autistic enough to understand this or something? Mario, Kirby, and the like don't prioritize story at all, why do people care?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:31:54 PM
No.718500993
>>718500104 (OP)
Let's just say we're running on dream match rules.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:33:50 PM
No.718501324
>>718500104 (OP)
Kirby's using the warpstars to grant others his powers like galactus
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:36:07 PM
No.718501630
>>718500104 (OP)
based soccerguy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:38:37 PM
No.718502026
>>718500104 (OP)
>Le fat sesame street looking penguin with a sword
Hard pass! I only play serious games!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:39:34 PM
No.718502172
>>718500981
kirby does go hard with the story thought they have all this complicated lore shit about the mirror and nova and all that shit
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:39:38 PM
No.718502185
>hmm do I make the game fun or appease to lore faggots?
>I choose fun
based sakurai
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:41:14 PM
No.718502470
>>718513470
>>718514352
HEY GUYS
I'M NEW TO 4CHAN
I WANTED TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW THAT IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMETHING I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU'RE
>wait for it
AUTISTIC
HAHA OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED HAHAHAHA
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:41:38 PM
No.718502524
>>718500104 (OP)
>UHEHEHEH AHM A SUPERSTAH WARRIOR
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:42:51 PM
No.718502712
>>718527637
>every kirby character is actually another one of kirby's species that got stuck in a copy and eventually forgot who they truly were
>the kirby we play as is "bad" at copying so he never loses himself
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:43:10 PM
No.718502759
>>718500104 (OP)
>Racing game spin-off
>"Muh lore!"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:45:53 PM
No.718503258
Kirby is such a shit franchise
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:48:01 PM
No.718503659
>>718500305
Kirby has no canon. The developers already stated that. They said that the only reason we don't see Kirby meeting everyone for the first time every game is just to not confuse people. But the series has zero canon.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:51:13 PM
No.718504205
>>718500981
You answered your question. Autistic people hate change so if something they take for granted despite not explicitly spelt out is modified it feels like a grave betrayal.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:57:21 PM
No.718505180
>>718508250
Everyone has to wear a retarded hat that doesn't fit their design because Samurai has autism
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:59:19 PM
No.718505482
>>718506437
>>718512030
where does this fit in the lore?
>every rider has special traits
>Kirby's logically would be copy abilities
>but they're such a fundamental mechanic that everyone gets them
>Kirby is thus left with no special trait
Why would anyone play as Kirby, then? Does he have better stats or something?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:00:23 PM
No.718505675
>>718520874
>>718530942
I hope he's playable
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:05:00 PM
No.718506437
>>718506708
>>718505482
That one is confirmed to be an AU unrelated to the games.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:06:13 PM
No.718506708
>>718506437
Then I guess so is the Air Ride games. Case closed.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:07:50 PM
No.718507041
>>718508589
>nintendo hack so hacked they say there never was any canon to do whatever the hell they want
nintendo really is like turd freak
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:09:07 PM
No.718507262
>>718505656
Kirby's target audience is Japanese women who voraciously consume any product in that shade of pink with a sticker of that face. Picking him could make you automatically lose and he'd still be the most played character because of how batty the traditional Sanrio demographic is.
6 Racers is to few. We need 4 times that much.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:11:45 PM
No.718507692
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:12:28 PM
No.718507819
>>718507529
did you even watch the direct?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:12:34 PM
No.718507836
>>718507529
They also need to cut out the fat penguin. It's silly. I want a serious racing game!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:13:20 PM
No.718508006
>>718513004
>>718507529
BOY DO I HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:14:34 PM
No.718508250
>>718505180
GET FUCKED AUTIST BITCH
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:14:52 PM
No.718508315
>>718514917
>>718527002
>>718502247
believe it not kirby lore is actually pretty lovecraftian.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:15:52 PM
No.718508512
>>718500104 (OP)
Kirby has never been the only one with "copy ability".
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:16:19 PM
No.718508589
>>718508806
>>718507041
>t. seething autist
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:17:34 PM
No.718508806
>>718509163
>>718509625
>>718508589
t. contrarian autist
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:19:38 PM
No.718509163
>>718509269
>>718508806
thanks for admitting youโre autistic
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:20:07 PM
No.718509269
>>718509903
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:20:37 PM
No.718509397
>>718532310
AAAAAAA THE LORE!!!
>Sakurai throwing shade on MKWorld for having too many racers
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:21:41 PM
No.718509625
>>718509820
>>718508806
How can he be a contrarian when you're the minority opinion?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:22:46 PM
No.718509820
>>718509625
>I WILL HOLD THIS OPINION BECAUSE IT MAKES OLDFAGS SEETHE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:23:15 PM
No.718509903
>>718510462
>>718509269
no I didnโt, autistic bitch
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:23:46 PM
No.718509998
>>718510183
>>718518827
>>718509506
He's a compfag who hates randomness.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:24:43 PM
No.718510160
>>718509506
he's not saying that's a bad thing
he just wants his game to be more balanced
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:24:52 PM
No.718510183
>>718511020
>>718509998
Then why is he always adding random items in his games?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:26:23 PM
No.718510462
>>718510870
>>718519706
>>718509903
Well you are. denying it now is autism.
You also argue like an autismo
>you are autistic but i am not, yet i come to show my autism on autism website
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:27:05 PM
No.718510586
>>718505656
He's the rounded character and they all have their own special ability besides. Kirby in particular has 4 special abilities that we know of at least, one for different colors
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:28:11 PM
No.718510754
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:28:48 PM
No.718510870
>>718511256
>>718510462
Iโm not the one crying over kirby canon, one of the most autistic things you could ever care about
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:29:30 PM
No.718511020
>>718515221
>>718510183
He does that because it's good for wider and more casual appeal, but also why he gives you the option to turn it off.
I am SO sick of this motherfucker. I have nothing against mob characters. I actually love them. But the fact they keep pushing THIS specific Waddle Dee as like a unique character ticks me off. Just give me regular ass Waddle Dee. Not like you see Waddle Doo with a monocle acting all special. OMG it's Monocle Waddle Doo! Fuck off with that shit. Pompous ass motherfucker.
Galacta Knight bros, we won.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:30:31 PM
No.718511256
>>718511482
>>718510870
because you are baiting and autistic.
>If I hold this opinion, I will collect autist rage, perfect plan
You probably don't even play kirby games.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:30:59 PM
No.718511353
>>718511075
slop character
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:31:18 PM
No.718511408
>>718500104 (OP)
>MUH LORE
>MUH LORE
>MUH LORE
>MUH LORE
IT'S A GAME MECHANIC FOR FUN NIGGER IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LORE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:31:42 PM
No.718511482
>>718511656
>>718511072
AUTISM
>>718511256
hey autist you can stfu up now faggot
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:32:37 PM
No.718511656
>>718512247
>>718511482
Make me
>he doesn't refuse he is bait or that he doesn't play kirby games at all
cuckcession accepted as well.
>>718511072
I don't know why they don't give him a real name. He's one of Kirby's best friends and doesn't even have a name.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:34:36 PM
No.718512030
>>718505482
This is the only canon Kirby property and I'll clobbah anyone who says otherwise.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:35:51 PM
No.718512247
>>718513453
>>718511656
>YOU ARENT AS AUTISTIC AS ME
>NON KIRBY CHARACTERS DONT HAVE COPY ABILITIES!!!1!
blarms moment
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:36:57 PM
No.718512439
Sakurai specified that they aren't "copy"ing, they're "capturing"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:37:03 PM
No.718512457
>>718512679
>>718511075
where did you find this?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:38:22 PM
No.718512679
>>718529106
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:39:32 PM
No.718512894
I thought lorefags would've already burned themselves alive in protest when they made Pauline a child.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:40:08 PM
No.718513004
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:42:21 PM
No.718513453
>>718513763
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:42:26 PM
No.718513470
>>718502470
Care about or have slightly more knowledge about that is conventionally available than I do but I need prove I'm smart by being skeptic and asking Grok if it's real before calling it out as fake.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:42:30 PM
No.718513494
>>718540072
>>718511892
His name is bandanna and waddle dee
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:43:33 PM
No.718513763
>>718514046
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:44:07 PM
No.718513912
>>718513758
Exhaust pipe eye is cool as fuck desu
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:44:22 PM
No.718513951
>>718500104 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE VIDEO GAMES ARE VIDEO AND GAMES ONCE MORE HOORAY AND FUCK
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:44:53 PM
No.718514046
>>718514352
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:46:01 PM
No.718514250
>>718500104 (OP)
>THEY SINGLEHANDEDLY BROKE ALL KIRBY LORE
good
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:46:40 PM
No.718514352
>>718514503
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:47:30 PM
No.718514503
>>718514664
>>718514352
meant for you both. trannies and baiters.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:48:18 PM
No.718514656
>>718500981
True story:
>youtubers raging about age of imprisonment because the english direct said it was "canon" but the japanese direct didnt
>this leads to new uploads of age of calamity, botw, and totk rage videos saying the games "ruined the lore" of zelda
>point out that every example was a nitpick and every other game has had similar (or even the same) "problems"
>"NOOOOO, you dont understand, the zelda games literally only exist for the story"
>link interview where fujibayashi says they retrofit the story to the game they made and dont worry about it
>"THATS THE PROBLEM, HE RUINED AONUMA'S PERFECT LORE!"
>link interview where aonuma says they retrofit the story to the game they made and dont worry about it
>"THATS BECAUSE AONUMA IS A HACK, HE RUINED MIYAMOTO'S VISION"
>link interview where miyamoto says they retrofit the story to the game they made and dont worry about it, also he hates stories in games and gets pissed if he catches them working on it before finishing the game
>"YOURE JUST A FANBOY!"
If you could convince them to, I bet you scientists would discover a whole new mental illness by studying the kind of people who rage about nintendo games online.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:48:20 PM
No.718514664
>>718514503
youโre the tranny btw
>>718511072
I don't mind him but I do find him lame as the obligatory P4 of the Kirby squad. Even before RtDL, they could've gone with Adeleine, or Gooey but they picked a basic minion with a bandana.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:49:26 PM
No.718514867
>>718500104 (OP)
is probably not canon, and if it is, maybe Meta and DDD have such high egos that they only use their own abilities.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:49:46 PM
No.718514917
>>718515326
>>718508315
Yes, and it is also entirely irrelevant to the games.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:51:48 PM
No.718515221
>>718515408
>>718511020
Yeah I remember when Brawl let you turn off tripping
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:52:19 PM
No.718515326
>>718514917
eh yes but no.
Like it's not that relevant but it's the reason why most final bosses are so.. Bizarre compared to the rest of the game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:52:22 PM
No.718515332
>>718516856
>>718500104 (OP)
good, you should never prioritize lore over gameplay.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:52:50 PM
No.718515408
>>718515221
smeleepedos still havenโt recovered
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:54:05 PM
No.718515659
>>718516383
>>718525894
I like how city trials can force you all to do the same stadium, and SOMETIMES theres an announcement for it that SOMETIMES says what exactly the stadium is and if there isnt an announcement then theres an item you can get that SOMETIMES gives you a hint to what the sadium is or SOMETIMES it just fucking lies... like why even go through the trouble of implementing this system at that point just make it fucking random
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:57:47 PM
No.718516383
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:00:12 PM
No.718516831
>>718517330
>>718517618
>718514664
>doesn't play kirby games
>insists that I am autistic for caring aboyut the lore
>pretends i am the tranny
enough of your shit bait, loser.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:00:20 PM
No.718516856
>>718518030
>>718515332
>gameplay is when you make every character choice a cosmetic one
I hate mario kart double dash too anon
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:00:21 PM
No.718516861
>>718500981
Splatoon's lore is fun
3's was kind of gay and lame though since it was just walls of text explaining things that probably shouldn't have been explained in the first place
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:02:37 PM
No.718517330
>>718524589
>>718516831
autism, trannyism, and lorefagging are intrinsically linked
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:04:13 PM
No.718517618
>>718516831
sakurai doesnt play kirby games either though
last kirby game he played was probably air ride lol
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:06:33 PM
No.718518030
>>718516856
Youโre right we should make every choice consequential and only have two or three really good options as a result
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:10:07 PM
No.718518525
>>718500104 (OP)
The magical power of the air ride machines grants them the copy abilities. Thatโs why they canโt keep a power after dismounting
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:12:14 PM
No.718518827
>>718509998
Did you randomly trip on the way to make this post?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:19:15 PM
No.718519706
>>718521207
>>718510462
Read his posts with a hindu/muslim accent and it'll make more sense
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:20:02 PM
No.718519818
>>718528773
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:22:44 PM
No.718520146
>>718538470
>>718513758
He's the new Vs King Dedede
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:26:22 PM
No.718520629
So far Scooter, Jet, Formula, Flight and the legendary machines are yet to be confirmed, right?
>>718509506
probably to keep effect and attack spam in check. though 6 sounds pretty low, but the tracks are again pretty tight with invisible walls
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:28:39 PM
No.718520874
>>718521008
>>718505675
Sex with Elfilin
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:29:46 PM
No.718521008
>>718520874
>sex with a fucking mouse
Wtf are you guys smoking
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:31:33 PM
No.718521207
>>718519706
read yours with the autism lisp
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:33:16 PM
No.718521398
>>718500104 (OP)
>Kirby lore
lol
lmao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:36:44 PM
No.718521805
>>718522016
>>718536538
>>718500104 (OP)
everyone's talking about MUH LORE but..
THEY LITERALLY DELETED WHAT MADE KIRBY SPECIAL AND UNIQUE FROM THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE FIRST PLACE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:37:24 PM
No.718521881
*kills lorefags*
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:38:38 PM
No.718522016
>>718521805
he's still shaped like a friend
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:43:41 PM
No.718522561
>>718527710
>>718511072
>>718514851
It's so obvious that Gooey should have been the designated player 2 character. He's the only one other than Kirby who can use copy abilities. Instead he was forgotten for two decades.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:48:07 PM
No.718523061
I can't believe this lil dude killed your grandma
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:00:29 PM
No.718524358
>>718540072
>>718540148
>>718511892
That is his real, legal name. Nothing's stopping you from changing your name to "Trilby Human".
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:02:45 PM
No.718524589
>>718517330
Honestly you listed half the default character creation sliders for anyone who reads the Splatoon artbooks unironically. Every time they add a new lore nugget it's like chucking gasoline on a burning pile of OC squids.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:05:43 PM
No.718524893
>>718511075
Meh, I wanted the actually character, not a reskin.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:05:49 PM
No.718524904
>>718525173
The announcer sounds like Patrick Seitz.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:06:27 PM
No.718524972
>>718500248
My over nine thousand terminal autisms care.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:08:20 PM
No.718525173
>>718525342
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:09:13 PM
No.718525267
>>718527247
>>718502247
Every single kind of fiction can be boiled down with this image, you know.
Even real life tragedies and atrocities.
You're not original. You're not funny. You're not making a profound statement. Someone could assrape you until your anus prolapses, cut it off, forcefeed it to you and then pick at your most sensitive points until you finally die from the overbearing pain, and all they'll have to say is "redditbob baby rollercoaster ride" in response to anyone who says "that was kinda fucked up, dude."
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:09:31 PM
No.718525301
>>718500981
Because everything has to be 100% logical or my over nine thousand terminal autisms will make me screech like a howler monkey and explosively shit myself. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go throw a violent temper tantrum because my peas and carrots are touching. Then I have to make ten million threads asking why every fictional character doesn't just prevent the entire plot from happening before it even begins, and then I have to make another ten million threads asking what people in Pallet Town eat. Such is life when you're a puppet for the autisms, driving you to ask the same pointless questions that have already been asked and answered ten fucking trillion times, because it's the only way to make the voices stop screaming "MAKE THE THREAD! MAKE THE THREAD! KILL THE WHORES! MAKE THE THREAD!" at you.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:09:54 PM
No.718525342
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:11:19 PM
No.718525473
>>718528912
>>718500104 (OP)
kirby didn't originally have copy
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:12:17 PM
No.718525561
>>718525848
>people are STILL acting surprised Nintendo games are deliberately annihilating their lore and worldbuilding after BotW+TotK+EoW collectively gangbanged Zeldafags into ultimate submission
>people are STILL acting surprised Nintendo games are deliberately annihilating their lore and worldbuilding after Bananza mindbroke Mariofags
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:15:17 PM
No.718525848
>>718525561
But my over nine thousand terminal autisms NEED everything to be completely logical or I'll have another meltdown! ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! GOTTA WATCH WAPNER! GOTTA ASK THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN! MY OVER NINE THOUSAND TERMINAL AUTISMS COMPEL ME TO OBSESS OVER STUPID SHIT NO SANE PERSON CARES ABOUT!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:15:44 PM
No.718525894
>>718515659
>SOMETIMES it just fucking lies...
Soul
>Better start setting up a tanky murder machine, I have a feeling the upcoming "derby" will be pretty "destructive"
>Jk, everyone do a lap on Sky Sands :^)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:19:32 PM
No.718526251
>>718500104 (OP)
Lore is nice, but not when it gets in the way of fun.
>rosterwank
Where's my girl, Sakurai?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:24:25 PM
No.718526747
>>718500104 (OP)
this OP felt very gay and twitter
and sure enough
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:25:21 PM
No.718526837
>>718527007
>>718527143
I want to fuck kirby
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:25:37 PM
No.718526862
>you can go underground in city trial
Do you think they'll bring back the Item Bounce song?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:27:11 PM
No.718527002
>>718508315
>it's actually really mature, like my favorite show avatar the last airbender
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:27:15 PM
No.718527007
>>718526837
i want to fuck meta Knight
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:27:30 PM
No.718527032
>>718527889
>>718531080
>Lorefaggotry everywhere
>No one noting the presentation had a Dark Mind battle remix.
Mirror world tomfoolery all but confirmed.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:28:42 PM
No.718527143
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:29:08 PM
No.718527178
>>718527386
>that fucking music
This has to be the Uprising crew (Sakuraba, Mitsuda, Koshiro, etc.) right?
At minimum these tracks have Sakurabaโs name written all over them.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:29:47 PM
No.718527247
>>718525267
Struck a nerve huh?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:30:49 PM
No.718527345
I do hope there are more courses and the few we saw was just a "cup" or something.
Also put Checker Knights in it, I don't care if the course sucked that music is iconic.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:31:21 PM
No.718527386
>>718527178
I hope my man Koshiro is here, earthion was pure kino
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:33:24 PM
No.718527573
I hope this game lets you make private rooms like smash ultimate did.
Custom ruleset 16 player /v/ city trial could be maximum retard. And with the new Nintendo webcam attachment I might even see scary penises while I play!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:34:04 PM
No.718527637
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:34:25 PM
No.718527671
>>718532579
>>718500104 (OP)
SUSIE'S FAT ASS SINGLEHANDEDLY BROKE ALL KIRBY LORE
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:34:53 PM
No.718527710
>>718527805
>>718537672
>>718514851
>>718522561
Adeline has her own abilities that render her unique.
Gooey is just Kirby-lite, he can already use Copy Abilities.
Dedede is effectively a permanent Hammer ability.
Meta Knight is a permanent Sword ability.
Bandana Dee is a permanent Spear ability.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:35:39 PM
No.718527770
>>718505656
Are you saying Kirby is getting the Sonic syndrome?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:36:04 PM
No.718527805
>>718527710
They kinda did an Adeline esc ability in Star Allies' version of paint.
Though she is also playable there, and while similar, her version of it is way stronger.
Wait so how do the stadium events work now? I thought it was a vote, but then you can also pick one and get put in an event by yourself and instantly win? I don't get it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:36:58 PM
No.718527889
>>718528039
>>718527032
That dark matter entity at the end could be a swordsman version of Dark mind like his first fase and Dark matter swordsman fase
I'd be surprised if we got mirror world shenanigans once again
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:36:58 PM
No.718527890
>>718505656
Kirby has average stats and he gets four unique specials, while everyone else gets one. Everyone can use Copy Abilities now, but only Kirby can wield them to their fullest potential.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:38:13 PM
No.718528004
>>718527861
It seems like everyone chooses what event they want to play and then you're put in with the other people who choose that event
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:38:22 PM
No.718528028
>>718528285
>racing game with a story mode
Close enough welcome back Diddy Kong Racing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:38:29 PM
No.718528039
>>718527889
I doubt it'll be something super plot related.
Honestly the dark mind music might just be for special races against edgy color scheme racers or something. That or maybe a stadium map is in the mirror world.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:38:51 PM
No.718528082
>>718527861
Sometimes the game will let you vote for one of four different stadiums. You play the stadium you voted for, and if you're the only one on that stadium you're defacto declared the winner, then you play a victory lap against NPCs. Other times the game will tell you beforehand or during the City Trial what the stadium will be, and sometimes it won't and will just pick one randomly for everyone.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:39:29 PM
No.718528147
I just noticed Dedede has a fancy-trim on the back of his cloak.
Man is treating himself.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:40:24 PM
No.718528254
>>718532521
Why do I like him so much?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:40:46 PM
No.718528285
>>718528514
>>718528028
Where was story mode confirmed?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:41:09 PM
No.718528315
>>718528660
>>718500456
It'd make more sense if he could because he literally spent months learning kirby's absorb ability.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:41:18 PM
No.718528334
>>718528458
you cant spell loser without lore
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:42:33 PM
No.718528458
>>718528334
you also can't spell ser without loser and we know you'll never be a meta knight
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:43:03 PM
No.718528509
>>718528641
>>718500104 (OP)
honestly an example of nintendo consistently choosing the wrong, the solution here is to make the special abilities of the other characters really special and interesting to make up for kirby
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:43:04 PM
No.718528514
>>718528285
Teaser at the end with Dark Matter.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:43:59 PM
No.718528591
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:44:14 PM
No.718528620
>kirby lore
LOL
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:44:28 PM
No.718528641
>>718528509
>the solution here is removing the main mechanic of the game for everyone but 1 character
good thing you're not a developer
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:44:39 PM
No.718528660
>>718528315
No Dedede trained to mimic Kirby's ability to hover
I like how way back when Sakurai added Piranha Plant to Ultimate people kept calling it by different names, like Petey. But no, it wasn't a high-profile named Piranha Plant, just a regular-ass enemy promoted to playable status. Then it happened again in Mario Kart World, regular mob enemies got promoted to playable over high-profile characters. And here it's happening yet again. Who the fuck thought you could ever play as a fucking Cappy?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:45:39 PM
No.718528759
>>718500104 (OP)
>kirby
>lore
LOL get real, nigga
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:45:44 PM
No.718528765
>be nintendo
>nearly fuck up two decades of business with the gamecube nobody bought
>save bacon majorly with the wii
>fuck up again with the wii u but since you had so much dosh from the wii the games for the wii u were actually great
>quick, repackage them for a chinese tablet
>the racing game sells the most
>nintendo resolves to make nothing but racing games from now on
>but once again forgets to make them fun
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:45:47 PM
No.718528773
>>718519818
forma de rider
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:46:04 PM
No.718528804
>>718528879
>>718528716
Anon you play as Cappy when you play as Mario in Smash Ultimate. He's wearing the Cappy hat.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:46:07 PM
No.718528813
>>718529201
>>718511072
saying this like a monocle waddle doo wouldn't kick ass
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:46:55 PM
No.718528879
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:47:21 PM
No.718528912
>>718525473
but it was unique to him, now he is just some weird animal with an eating disorder.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:47:27 PM
No.718528919
>>718529061
>>718528716
>Who the fuck thought you could ever play as a fucking Cappy?
Least the nigga shows up often. Starman showed up for no other reason than Sakurai wanting him in
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:48:07 PM
No.718528989
>>718500104 (OP)
>kirby lore
that's not real
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:48:28 PM
No.718529019
>>718530148
why'd they make him do it
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:48:48 PM
No.718529061
>>718528919
>"I like the High Jump enemy. Let's include him."
Fucking power play.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:49:05 PM
No.718529085
Susie is too horny to fight crime.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:49:08 PM
No.718529093
>>718500981
Because lore is cool regardless. Kirby being some retarded nigga with cosmic powers was cool, now it just lessens the cool factor a bit.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:49:21 PM
No.718529106
>>718512679
need her roboussy
Indie devs are already making a better game than Air Riders
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:50:17 PM
No.718529189
>>718529353
>>718529397
I've never played the original Air Ride but city trial looks kind of shit based on what was shown.
>spend 5 minutes building stats for your ride
>all for 1 quick game that can screw you over if you have the wrong stats
maybe I'm just not understanding something but I would rather just have Skyah act as kind of battle royale situation instead of adding in these gamemodes that seem pretty boring and short.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:50:24 PM
No.718529201
>>718528813
>TING TING TING TING
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:50:44 PM
No.718529229
>>718500981
Yeah I never got this and I'm a huge nintendofag.
>>718509506
Sakurai is right. While it can be fun at times there are just too many racer in world. Somewhere around 15 would've been the sweet spot.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:50:48 PM
No.718529236
>>718529492
>>718530327
Do you guys think she gets in on the base roster or DLC?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:51:04 PM
No.718529257
>>718536484
>>718543154
Honestly I'm a bit disappointed
The good:
>Holy shit an Air Ride sequel
>The stages feel very in line with the original game
>The music does as well
>The Air Ride machines still have distinct movement gimmicks
>They also still have a consistent aesthetic
>Sakurai knows City Trial is the main event
>Maybe some kind of single player story mode?
The bad:
>City trial doesn't seem to have a ton of additional content, still only has one map, but the fact it has a specific name gives me hope we'll get more as DLC
>No sign of the checklist, though it might still be in
>Additional characters were shoehorned in and likely took development resources away from additional Air Ride Machines, courses, city trial content, etc, and Meta Knight and Dedede are less unique then they were in the original to support character selection as a mechanic... I wish they would have just added Bandana Dee, Susie, Magalor, Adeline, Goey, Marx, Ribbon, and 2-3 other important characters in the same way Air Ride 1 did it and otherwise kept it Kirby only
>City Trial mode having multiple instanced stadiums per match means there's no single winner and you can win by default, hopefully the latter at least won't happen often and/or there's a way to do a second elimination round of the city and a final stadium with the 4 winners
>You still don't lose much speed from taking damage and can't have your ride destroyed in normal races, undermines the point of engaging in combat; the speed boost you got for dealing damage in the first game often wasn't enough to justify it outside of optimized speedruns
>Maybe no Top Ride, tho I wouldn't mind this if we got more City Trial content in exchange
>Plasma can't be sped up by flicking the stick
>70$ so probably won't sell well and we may not get as much postlaunch content as we might otherwise
A lot of this could be resolved based on what modes and content we haven't seen yet, what options there are and if you can do custom settings online, etc, but I am anxious
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:52:05 PM
No.718529353
>>718529189
Yes, that's a drawback with the mode and why they have it so there's multiple selectable final stadiums now
That said, the City section was always more fun/memorable then the final stadium anyways
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:52:23 PM
No.718529382
>>718529136
but sakurai obviously didn't want to add the second button, but it was a contractual requirement for all switch 2 games to use at least 2 buttons
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:52:34 PM
No.718529397
>>718529189
That's the fun of it, it's a chaotic mess and you can get absolutely fucked over afterwards in the stadium, but you can just as easily fuck over everyone else too.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:53:21 PM
No.718529492
>>718529997
>>718529236
you should kys FE shitter
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:55:15 PM
No.718529667
>>718529883
>>718530178
finally meta knight can copy a sword ability
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:57:53 PM
No.718529883
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:58:11 PM
No.718529912
>>718532691
Is there really no split screen multiplayer?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:58:51 PM
No.718529975
>>718530524
>>718529136
I don't get why devs make such a big deal out of the 1 button control scheme like they'll get a nobel prize if they pull it off. If anything having that much contextual functionality on one button makes things needlessly convoluted. Air ride using only 1 button worked fine, but it also felt completely unnecessary.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:59:02 PM
No.718529996
>>718529814
The hat ruins all his aura. He's now a pleb.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:59:02 PM
No.718529997
>>718529492
I just want this beloved hot blue haired babe from Smash Brothers?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:59:38 PM
No.718530054
>>718530129
T-t-the secret reveal is Taranza right?? Surely they're saving best for last...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:00:32 AM
No.718530129
>>718530054
The character select screen is halfway full, no doubt that most if not all of the Dream Friends will make it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:00:47 AM
No.718530148
>>718529019
Pannenkoekchads we're feasting in multiple dimensions
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:01:08 AM
No.718530178
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:02:41 AM
No.718530314
>>718530718
Hear me out, they are hiding a LOT of shit that will be in this game.
Smash Melee had 26 characters.
Smash Ultimate had 89 characters.
Kirby Air Ride had 20 machines.
Kirby Air Riders, realistically, could have at least 40 machines, plus riders.
There were 9 tracks in Air Ride, they will at least double that number.
The city trial game mode wouldn't bother naming the map if there were only one of them, we WILL get more.
This is a full priced game coming out within months of their console launch, assuming it will have as little content as what's been shown so far would be foolish. Why would they blow their whole load the very first showcase?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:02:47 AM
No.718530327
>>718530596
>>718529236
>she
You retard
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:03:35 AM
No.718530390
>>718530489
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:05:14 AM
No.718530489
>>718530390
A jew egg, a slut, and a retard walk into a bar..
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:05:35 AM
No.718530524
>>718529975
it's more that sakurai compromised his morals
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:06:21 AM
No.718530596
>>718530683
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:07:02 AM
No.718530645
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KART RACING SPIN OFFS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
HOW COULD SAKURAI BETRAY THE LORE LIKE THIS?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:07:05 AM
No.718530650
>>718529814
I don't know what surprises me more, the capture abilities or Meta Knight absorbing with his hand.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:07:29 AM
No.718530683
>>718530596
That's not Marth you dumb fuck that's Lucina
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:07:31 AM
No.718530687
>>718528716
Kirby enemies are sort of like Yoshis and Toads where you have this whole species of creatures that look and have the same name, but the singular one you see in a racing or fighting game is THE one especially when they have proper sounding names like Knuckle Joe and Sir Kibble. Kirby also has a long history of playable mooks too and I would argue that the series character design has sort of fallen off with all these weird floating dot eyed creatures who really aren't as visually interesting as the enemies.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:07:50 AM
No.718530718
>>718530830
>>718531275
>>718530314
There will be new legendary machines, he knows how popular they were and he loves them, they were in every smash after melee. One will probably be a chariot with flaming galactic horses or some shit. A wheelie one would be awesome too.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:08:34 AM
No.718530780
>>718531223
Thoughts on the new coat design?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:09:16 AM
No.718530830
>>718530718
one or two legendary machines for each vehicle type seems fitting. the real question is how many vehicle types there will end up being.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:09:34 AM
No.718530860
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:10:37 AM
No.718530942
>>718505675
so what'd his special be? turning into a mini elfilis?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:10:41 AM
No.718530950
>>718529814
This is a cursed image if i ever saw one.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:10:45 AM
No.718530956
>>718531138
>>718532201
>not shown as part of the "four colors" in the direct
>not on the JP site alternate colors
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE HACKURAI
YOU HAVE TIME TO ADD NON-KIRBY SHITTERS AND GIVE THEM ALL HATS
BUT NOT ADD IN MY NIGGA? MY OG NIGGA?
WHITEBROS HAVE BEEN UNPERSONED TOO, IT'S FUCKED UP
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:11:45 AM
No.718531058
Hear me out. Robobot Armor will be a Legendary.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:11:52 AM
No.718531065
>All those retards becrying the idea of other Kirby characters being playable
>Turns out that different playable characters with unique specials is the main gimmick of the game
Get fucked
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:12:01 AM
No.718531080
>>718527032
Man people dont understand that Kirby not only empowers himself but his friends as well. its not the first time characters other then Kirby gain powers simply by being around him.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:12:31 AM
No.718531138
>>718530956
I always used to race as the brown Kirby, I hope he's in.
>>718530780
i still don't get what the bunny symbol on his back is supposed to be
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:14:15 AM
No.718531275
>>718530718
>One will probably be a chariot with flaming galactic horses
Isn't that a think in Uprising?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:14:51 AM
No.718531314
>>718538913
>>718531223
Its his hand holding up a peace symbol I think.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:15:09 AM
No.718531334
>>718538913
>>718531223
I always thought it was supp[osed to be a peace sign.
>>718531223
peace sign with his hands
>>718531364
do nintendo characters even hold up peace signs anymore?
GOOEY HAS A SPECIAL WHERE HE TURNS INTO DARK MATTER
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:17:58 AM
No.718531565
>>718531814
>>718531445
What do you mean "turns into"? You didn't know he was always a friendly Dark Matter?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:18:01 AM
No.718531570
>>718531739
>>718532651
They're in
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:18:08 AM
No.718531580
>>718531430
I know its seen as kinda immature, but that fits Dedede as a character.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:18:12 AM
No.718531584
>>718531364
no fucking way
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:18:59 AM
No.718531637
why do tendies sperg out so much over little girls not being playable, specifically little girls
I feel like if any "obscure" character "deserves" to get in, I'd say it's Gryll. His whole thing is riding around on a flying broomstick.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:20:15 AM
No.718531739
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:20:19 AM
No.718531748
>>718531445
Mock matter is nothing new but actually getting the single eye is terrifying
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:20:37 AM
No.718531772
>>718531430
Not really, Dedede's the only survivor since it's part of his iconography. Mario just pumps his fist as a reference to his jumping sprites nowadays.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:21:01 AM
No.718531814
>>718531875
>>718531565
They took it even further by giving him a mono-eye when he does it. I never thought I'd see a new Kirby game where Sakurai is leaning into the dark matter shenanigans
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:21:10 AM
No.718531825
>>718532059
>>718531653
Dis nigga and Brobo are NOT making the cut
You can really see the Smash Ultimate influence in the UI. Then again the original game and Melee also used the same designs. I also forgot that Smash 3DS mode was basically just City Trials.
Can't wait for this game bros.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:21:53 AM
No.718531869
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:21:57 AM
No.718531875
>>718532151
>>718531814
Why not? Didn't Sakurai work on Dreamland 3?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:22:47 AM
No.718531939
>>718536220
>>718531832
Aren't the UIs for all of Sakurai's games done by his wife?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:24:06 AM
No.718532043
>>718532164
>>718531653
why do tards like you think they'd give characters with unique traits an inability to change their customizations? it's like the faggots who wanted kirby in mario kart and said he should ride on a warp star. you'd have to give every other character a unique animation for the warp star or just not be allowed to customize the character.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:24:19 AM
No.718532059
>>718532305
>>718531825
yes i was the anon who also made that post
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:24:55 AM
No.718532104
>>718509506
He's not talking about World at all. Look at the pace of the gameplay and size of the tracks, it'd be an absolute trainwreck. At least World tries to somewhat balance around 24 players by making the tracks big and nerfing the rate that items like lightning spawn.
I did not believe my eyes
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:25:31 AM
No.718532148
>>718500248
You do, or you wouldn't have replied
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:25:32 AM
No.718532151
>>718532542
>>718531875
No, that was Shimomura. The Dark Matters were his idea, and Sakurai's never really touched on them up until now where Gooey's resembling his true nature more than ever before.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:25:44 AM
No.718532164
>>718532043
I'm confused what you mean by this. Do you think I implied that he could never leave his broomstick?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:25:55 AM
No.718532182
>>718532119
I look like this.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:26:15 AM
No.718532201
>>718530956
>ADD NON-KIRBY SHITTERS
so you want a literal kirby shitter?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:26:35 AM
No.718532232
>>718531445
nah bro he don't bite
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:26:36 AM
No.718532235
>>718511072
I just think it's funny that they never gave him a real name
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:27:01 AM
No.718532262
>>718532654
Can anyone spoonfeed me links to the stage tracks?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:27:39 AM
No.718532305
>>718532059
I should've known...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:27:45 AM
No.718532310
>>718509397
Niggas donโt know about Dream Land 3
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:28:06 AM
No.718532339
Give me a Kirby or at least Bananza bundle. I don't want no Niggerkart or Niggermon shit just because you want to boost those games sales.
>>718531832
anon, Air Ride literally used the same UI as melee
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:28:54 AM
No.718532392
>>718511075
It's the smash recolors all over
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:29:33 AM
No.718532426
>>718500104 (OP)
Relax bro.
Ummm, the characters do not canonically race each other either lmao...
As someone who played air ride 1, this is probably the best switch 2 came announced so far imo.
Sakurai even acknolwedged people like city trial the most which means they know.
Lol.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:30:37 AM
No.718532503
>>718513758
Evil Knuckle Joe
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:30:38 AM
No.718532505
>>718531832
Yeah Air Ride and Smash Bros. were always directly linked. Lol.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:30:53 AM
No.718532521
>>718528254
being a generic mook in a position of power and competence is something to aspire to
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:31:05 AM
No.718532542
>>718532151
That's interesting. Dreamland 3 is my fave, weird that the creator has nothing to do with it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:31:36 AM
No.718532579
>>718527671
I need more of Susie's secretary ass.
I want more. MORE!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:32:05 AM
No.718532617
>>718535235
I cannot wait to hear Item Bounce reorchestrated version...
Right???
Lol.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:32:28 AM
No.718532648
>>718533684
>>718541745
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:32:31 AM
No.718532651
>>718532904
>>718531570
Wait, I thought we hated them?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:32:36 AM
No.718532654
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:32:57 AM
No.718532672
>>718531445
absolute kino
gooey always deserved more love, such an interesting little goober
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:32:57 AM
No.718532673
meta knight is the worst kirby character
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:33:10 AM
No.718532691
>>718533018
>>718529912
would be weird considering they are stingy as fuck with controls in this game. If you could play this on a gameboy you'd still have a leftover button
>>718529136
>Air Ride worked fine
only if we pretend it's a good thing that you can't control your machine without activating attacks that can even hurt yourself.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:33:32 AM
No.718532714
Reminder that UnclePunch released a modpack for the original that comes with a bunch of toggleable options.
https://github.com/UnclePunch/KAR-Deluxe
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:34:08 AM
No.718532761
Do you think we'll be able to switch to Japanese audio? The announcer sounds cooler in Japanese
It's really sad when a 55 year old japanese man is lapping 99% of the AAA industry on a fucking spinoff title.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:35:27 AM
No.718532857
>>718532774
the power of giving a shit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:35:37 AM
No.718532870
>>718532975
>>718533458
why would you play any character that doesn't have a big speed boost special?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:35:57 AM
No.718532904
>>718532991
>>718534750
>>718532651
No, we just hate Dark Nebula. Fuck Dark Nebula.
Dark Mind rules.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:36:58 AM
No.718532975
>>718532870
the only alternative I can think of is maybe some maps have a large group of generic enemies you can use the attack specials on and get more speed out of them than the regular boost specials do
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:37:09 AM
No.718532987
>>718533175
>>718532774
>its really amazing that a 55 year old hapanese man hasnt been crushed by japanese work culture and genuinely cares about his projects
Im a cup half full kind of guy
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:37:12 AM
No.718532991
>>718533254
>>718532904
>Land the final killshot
>Credits start rolling
>You can keep beating on Dark Mind until the credits end and he finally dies
So good
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:37:30 AM
No.718533018
>>718533232
>>718532691
Which button would be leftover on the gameboy?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:39:31 AM
No.718533175
>>718532987
>its really amazing that a 55 year old hapanese man hasnt been crushed by japanese work culture
You know the japs have far better labor laws and working conditions in gamedev than western devs, right?
You're also saying this about a man who admits he completely overworks himself willingly, when he was given a vacation he decided to spend every day pre-recording videos for his youtube channel for two months, while recording almost all of the gameplay footage in those videos himself.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:39:39 AM
No.718533184
>>718533235
>>718532774
>The most interesting Gamescom reveal was a Lego game
Grim
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:40:25 AM
No.718533232
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:40:27 AM
No.718533235
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:40:41 AM
No.718533254
>>718533578
>>718532991
>Game kept score and tracked records
I replayed that finale so many times as a kid and always tried to beat my best. I think I at one point got to plateau where I couldn't figure out more chances to shoot him.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:42:32 AM
No.718533413
I hope they add a remake of the OG City Trial in a later update.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:42:53 AM
No.718533435
>>718539159
>>718532119
All i'm gonna say is i've wanted dark matter swordsman in smash for years, unironically
I want MY boy in.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:43:11 AM
No.718533458
>>718533668
>>718532870
Because racing isn't the focus of the game. Specials like OG Kirby's will be busted for combat.
...there's probably going to be a larger focus on combat than what we're being led to believe.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:44:07 AM
No.718533525
>>718500104 (OP)
How dare they make this game more fun ?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:44:54 AM
No.718533578
>>718533254
Amazing Mirror was so fucking good. Like the only downside is multiplayer kinda sucked and the netcode would need to be rewritten from scratch to not lag the game with four players.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:45:54 AM
No.718533648
> everyone now has TAC gear
Works for me
>>718533458
>Because racing isn't the focus of the game
It's a racing game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:46:16 AM
No.718533684
>>718532648
Amberfalls > Steamgust > Floria > Waveflow
Seems good overall, though I'm still going to be biased towards the first game's for now
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:50:08 AM
No.718533994
>>718534127
>>718533668
>i never played the game but by god do i have an opinion to share
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:51:45 AM
No.718534127
>>718533994
Played it more than you have, I pre-ordered the original.
Air Ride is a racing game. Why do you think it's not?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:53:32 AM
No.718534246
>>718534489
>>718533668
>it's a racing game
It was not even that popular but I thought it was really good, but most people played it for City Trial mode. It had a few other game modes as well.
It had really similar GUI and sound effects and music as Smash Bros. Melee because those two games were developed around the same time by the same devs I think.
IDK how to explain it to you, but you can get off your star and walk around, you kinda just drive around fighting other players. IDK what genre to even call it.
Lol.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:54:40 AM
No.718534330
>>718534565
>>718534568
Why only 6 players in Air Ride when the Switch 2 clearly has room for more, especially when Mario Kart World accommodates 24 players per race
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:55:19 AM
No.718534386
>>718534921
Glad they added all the old stars and bikes back to the game lol.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:55:39 AM
No.718534416
>>718534621
>>718534054
The true Sakurai Bias
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:56:43 AM
No.718534489
>>718534571
>>718534246
>but most people played it for City Trial mode
And most of City Trials end in....A race.
It's a racing game. City Trial is just a popular minigame in the racing game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:57:21 AM
No.718534527
>>718538309
>>718538748
>>718534054
>mained Winged Star because gliding across a huge chunk of the map feels like sex
>this chad is specifically designed for gliding
Yep, it's gaming time
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:57:27 AM
No.718534536
>>718534054
Who is this mysterious, extremely handsome stud!?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:57:45 AM
No.718534565
>>718534330
Watch the direct. He literally says why.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:57:47 AM
No.718534568
>>718534330
>why would they make a lazy barebone game
now you are getting it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:57:49 AM
No.718534571
>>718534736
>>718534489
>And most of City Trials end in....A race.
Kek no they don't
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:58:23 AM
No.718534621
>>718534416
that's just the cat from azumanga, but no mouth and must scream
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:58:46 AM
No.718534658
There is a my music button at the top right of the stage select, hopefully this means that the game has a lot of music
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:58:54 AM
No.718534664
>>718535214
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:59:46 AM
No.718534736
>>718534571
Thanks for confirming you didn't play the game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:00:00 AM
No.718534750
>>718534881
>>718535023
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:00:42 AM
No.718534807
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:00:48 AM
No.718534813
>>718500104 (OP)
good. more devs should understand spinoffs can break in canon for the sake of gameplay
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:00:57 AM
No.718534826
>>718511075
Oh fuck, based.
All I want is Marx/Ado and its a 10/10 game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:01:18 AM
No.718534850
Game looks fun. Looking forward to another direct before release
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:01:33 AM
No.718534867
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:01:48 AM
No.718534881
>>718534750
you fucked up haha
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:02:21 AM
No.718534921
>>718535175
>>718535284
>>718534386
They didnโt, a bunch of old stars and bikes are missing.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:03:09 AM
No.718534979
>>718535090
>>718537206
>Kirby
>lore
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:03:35 AM
No.718535018
>>718511072
it specially sucks because regular WD is much better.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:03:38 AM
No.718535023
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:04:36 AM
No.718535090
>>718534979
kirby had lore before zelda did
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:05:03 AM
No.718535131
>>718541805
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:05:46 AM
No.718535175
>>718534921
For now, they're obviously going to drip feed more through Nintendo Today news items, it's basically designed for Sakurai to do his daily news drops he likes to do. (And Nintendo Music is for releasing songs like he did today.)
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:05:50 AM
No.718535182
I wasnt entirely wow'd by the Direct. I never played Kirby Air Rider growing up but was still excited by this game.
However, after watching the Direct again and really taking it all in ive only gone and got myself fucking HYPED FOR IT BOIS
LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>718534664
this clown has literally the worse fucking takes.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:06:40 AM
No.718535228
>>718500104 (OP)
Holy fucking shit how autistic can Kirby losers be? It's a gay little kid game where a pink balls copies abilities. No one gives a fucking shit more characters than pink ball can copy abilities too. Hang all Kirby fans
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:06:45 AM
No.718535235
>>718532617
There was litterally a track in the direct that sounded like it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:07:34 AM
No.718535284
>>718535619
>>718535673
>>718534921
I know we've been burned by that Mario Kart World direct, but at least try to read the print
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:09:01 AM
No.718535389
>>718535536
>>718500412
Yeah, they called it "Capture"
The thought on most folk's minds now is why you'd pick Kirby though as his one thing's been spread out to the others and he doesn't have an additional
ability like the others unless you count each color having a different Special
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:09:18 AM
No.718535418
>>718535214
take your ball and go home
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:10:50 AM
No.718535536
>>718535389
I think part of it is his base stats are just high.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:11:34 AM
No.718535591
>>718535214
The 5 minute city trial is longer than 90% of the tracks default settings, they were just not very noteworthy.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:11:51 AM
No.718535616
>>718534054
Jump is such an underrated ability, my fucking hero
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:11:56 AM
No.718535619
>>718535284
>that's all for today, look forward for how worse things can get
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:12:13 AM
No.718535643
>>718535817
>>718535214
you have not played the original air ride I see
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:12:36 AM
No.718535673
>>718535284
Sakurai is the game dev embodiment of stretching a two-page report into a thirty-minute presentation.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:13:27 AM
No.718535734
>>718529136
Dude, no one cares about your shitty gaem.
Are people annoyed by the fact that Sakurai spent 3 years working on Kirby Air Riders instead of Smash 6?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:14:35 AM
No.718535817
>>718535643
explain how is city trials not a race, is about who gets the more stats faster.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:16:14 AM
No.718535941
>>718535807
Not at all. Air Riders look really great and Smash Ultimate is still there to play anytime
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:16:15 AM
No.718535942
>>718535807
the game sucks, he ruined it, just like he ruined smash.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:16:17 AM
No.718535947
>718521207
I've never heard of the autism lisp. If it's anything like the lisp that faggots do when they decide they like dick, I'm sure you've heard both in a regular basis.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:16:51 AM
No.718535985
>>718535807
Yes, Smashfaggots are mentally ill and don't even play the games. They just want to go back to rosterfagging.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:16:56 AM
No.718535995
>>718535807
It's not impossible that Nintendo picked up a new team to simultaneously work on Smash 6 in secret. The series rarely misses the first two years of a console's release.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:17:37 AM
No.718536046
>>718536147
>>718535807
I can believe he's in the smash mines as we speak
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:19:03 AM
No.718536147
>>718536246
>>718536046
He has to make Air Riders DLC first
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:19:40 AM
No.718536194
>>718502247
pic related is the average /pol/kek trying to redpill me
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:20:01 AM
No.718536220
>>718531939
yeah that's not "smash influence" that's michiko doing the UI for literally every single one of sakurai's games
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:20:04 AM
No.718536231
>>718535807
Does the man really need to be trapped in the smash mines?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:20:17 AM
No.718536246
>>718536806
>>718536147
>he thinks it's getting DLC
lol
lmao
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:20:17 AM
No.718536247
>>718535807
>caring about Smash
The series can die. What other direction can it go after pulling as many strings possible to get a roster as big as Ultimate? Nintendo may as well release it again on Switch 2 but call it 'not dogshit online edition' or something.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:21:33 AM
No.718536330
>>718536378
>hmm we need more games on our Mario Kart machine
>how about another mario kart clone?
Is nintendo insane?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:21:52 AM
No.718536349
>>718535807
I genuinely hope he never works on another Smash game again. The series is creatively bankrupt, and that's saying something for a Nintendo title
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:22:08 AM
No.718536378
>>718536330
watch it work
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:23:35 AM
No.718536484
>>718529257
The Checklist sound effect was all over the direct. I believe it will be in.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:24:13 AM
No.718536538
>>718521805
Because last time it resulted in only having 2 other characters both of whom were more like gimped gimmick vehicles moreso than characters.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:24:58 AM
No.718536602
>>718539008
As someone who has completed every Kirby game and visited the hallowed halls of the Kirby Cafe, I don't give a FUCK about lore. Just make the funny pink ball do funny things.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:25:14 AM
No.718536616
>>718535807
Smash is a finished game.
What is the point of a sequel if they want the same game with the same characters but turn off items and only play battlefield?
If they make a new smash they should make it something new.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:28:00 AM
No.718536806
>>718537003
>>718537018
>>718536246
if it performs decently they will remake the old tracks.
Maybe they even save some machines for a dlc, either that or they are just unlockables.
This isn't just a sequel its meant to replace the original, Sakurai doesn't want to create another Melee case.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:28:14 AM
No.718536817
>>718527861
There's about 4 ways it can happen
>16 player standard
4 random stadiums show up, you pick the one you want to enter and play against the others who picked that one
>Low playercount standard
4 random stadiums show up, Everyone votes on the stadium they want and then the game uses weighted random to pick the single one everyone plays
>Alternative mode
One is selected randomly and everyone plays it
>Jumpscare
When playing with votes turned in, sometimes it just picks one and forces everyone into it anyway. May or may not be revealed in advance or hinted at with books.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:30:31 AM
No.718537003
>>718537090
>>718536806
>if it performs decently they will remake the old tracks.
nintendo is like a dog in that they do things arbitrarily. why was the mario 3D collection limited time? Odyssey was a massive success and saw no DLC, mario kart 8 deluxe is the best selling mario kart ever and the DLC both took forever to release and was mostly retooled courses from the mobile game
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:30:44 AM
No.718537018
>>718538392
>>718536806
>its meant to replace the original,
Where did Sakurai say this?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:31:37 AM
No.718537069
>>718537181
>>718537215
I feel like the teaser at the end suggest Air Riders will have something like a story mode
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:31:51 AM
No.718537090
>>718537003
The original Mario Kart 8 designers didn't work on the DLC tracks at all. That's why they were so bad.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:33:11 AM
No.718537181
>>718537069
I wouldn't get too excited after how world of light in smash ultimate turned out
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:33:29 AM
No.718537206
>>718537586
>>718534979
Kirby actually has pretty extensive lore and worldbuliding...in the games that Sakurai didn't make. The "Dark Matter Trilogy" of Dreamland 2, 3 and 64, and then from Return to Dreamland onwards.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:33:35 AM
No.718537215
>>718537069
I fucking hope so
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:33:56 AM
No.718537250
Why the fuck do we always get Fagalor over Marx?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:36:05 AM
No.718537408
>>718537548
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:38:04 AM
No.718537545
>>718537747
>>718538005
>>718537354
What game is Marx from? Why do people like him so much?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:38:07 AM
No.718537548
>>718537408
bro, he has a normal form.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:38:48 AM
No.718537586
>>718537206
Shimomura's games gave as much world building and lore as Sakurai's.
Kumazaki's the one who really put in that work in that department
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:40:01 AM
No.718537672
>>718527710
Disagree. As shown by Star Allies, you can just convert Addy into a Paint swap. As for Gooey, you could even have him being a Whip clone just for RtDL
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:41:01 AM
No.718537747
>>718537841
>>718537545
Kirby Super Star and because he's awesome
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:42:15 AM
No.718537841
>>718537747
I didn't like Super Star, probably why I don't know about him very well.
Thanks anon.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:43:09 AM
No.718537895
Is the jew music coming back?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:43:34 AM
No.718537931
He really is just making the anti-Mario Kart World.
What a fucking legend.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:44:36 AM
No.718538005
>>718538164
>>718538306
>>718537545
he's the OG fakeout kirby villain
magolor is basically nu-kirby marx with the same fakeout
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:47:03 AM
No.718538164
>>718538005
A bit different since Magolor atleast pretends to be your friend and doesn't disappear after the intro cutscene
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:47:21 AM
No.718538194
>>718537354
Bro this is a sakruai game and marx is from THE sakurai kirby game, he made him a boss in ult as well.
He's gonna be unlockable after you beat him in a boss fight.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:48:50 AM
No.718538306
>>718538602
>>718538717
>>718538005
>magolor
I'm not sure who this is either, sorry. What game?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:48:51 AM
No.718538309
>>718534527
>mained Winged Star because gliding across a huge chunk of the map feels like sex
My fucking man. Everyone I knew liked the Shadow Star, but the Winged Star was my jam.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:49:01 AM
No.718538317
>>718532119
When 10 million fireflies
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:49:39 AM
No.718538371
>>718538520
>City Trial still only lets you compete in one stadium at the end
Would it really have hurt him to let people compete in more stadiums at the end? Grinding stats for 5 minutes and getting a fucking target practice where almost none of it matters is so boring. It would've been better if you could compete in 3 or more at the end.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:49:59 AM
No.718538392
>>718538514
>>718537018
it's obvious and is not just on Sakurai.
Almost all the stuff from the first game returns (except the tracks).
It only misses 4 machines, with 2 of them easily being fan favorites that surely will return as well.
The didn't release Air Ride on the gcn emulation nor did they ever make a remaster.
From what we've seen there is already very little incentive to buy Air Ride over Riders. The name alone suggests that this is going to be the definitive game. Air Ride was a rushed game with mediocre reviews.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:51:11 AM
No.718538470
>>718520146
Oh shoot you're probably right
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:51:39 AM
No.718538514
>>718538747
>>718538392
Thanks for confirming not a single developer said or implied this anywhere.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:51:46 AM
No.718538520
>>718538668
>>718538371
>getting a target practice
did you not see the direct. He fixed it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:52:44 AM
No.718538583
>>718529136
>guys I posted my own twitter screencap please pay attention to me
try suicide you fucking nigger
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:52:46 AM
No.718538585
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:53:07 AM
No.718538602
>>718538306
He's blue egg dude from Return go Dream Land. He tricks Kirby and his friends to help him repair a dimension traveling ship to fight a dragon and steal the crown it's guarding. Said crown giving him a big power boost that he tries to use to take over the universe.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:53:51 AM
No.718538662
I've been a Kirby fan since I was a child, he's my favorite character and I think the lore is pretty forgettable
>"I-its lovecraft"
I mean a little but it doesn't explore those themes deeply. I'm just here to see a cute lad do his thing
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:53:53 AM
No.718538668
>>718539001
>>718538520
What, are you talking about the voting or the mini-competitions? Both don't change the fact you spend 5 minutes grinding and barely get the chance to really compete with everyone else.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:54:47 AM
No.718538717
>>718538306
>What game?
take your fucking pick he is forced that fucking hard. I didn't even hate him initially, now I'm just tired, real goddamn tired of him
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:54:50 AM
No.718538721
>>718513758
looks like dark lives matter
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:54:55 AM
No.718538731
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:55:08 AM
No.718538747
>>718538974
>>718538514
you are a fucking retard if you literally thought 'a single' developer would say this anywhere.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:55:08 AM
No.718538748
>>718534527
Imagine Starman on the Flight Warp Star or the Dragoon. Shit will be magnificent
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:56:40 AM
No.718538882
>>718531223
dedede but seen from above
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:57:04 AM
No.718538913
>>718531314
>>718531334
>>718531364
>>718531430
>Peace sign
IT'S THE VICTORY SIGN
V FOR VICTORY
WHY WOULD DEDEDE BE MAKING A PEACE SIGN BEFORE AND AFTER BEATING YOU UP?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:57:53 AM
No.718538974
>>718539106
>>718538747
Thanks for confirming you made up that "fact"!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:58:09 AM
No.718539001
>>718539397
>>718538668
>barely
you just vote on something that isn't over in a minute. The worst that could happen is that nobody wants to compete with you, then you only get to race bots for fun
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:58:12 AM
No.718539008
>>718539313
>>718540043
>>718536602
I think that's kinda the beauty of it.
There's all this deep shit going on and Kirby doesn't really *get* it on any sophisticated level, and doesn't have complex motivations.
He just wants to stop baddies from hurting his friends.
And he really, really fucking wants his strawberry shortcake back.
The fucking CEO of a galaxy-wide planet robotisation operation trying to revive his dead daughter monologues at this pink puffball that ends up wrecking his shit.
Wait, are there actually people mad that Sakurai just lets everyone have copy abilities in this game? I thought it was hilarious. Dude just went "fuck it, let everyone have abilities so nobody gets left out." I'm one of those crazy fuckers who's insanely into Kirby lore but what sort of fun-hating maniac do you have to be hate this? Bunch of cock-gobbling retards, that's what they are.
The fact there are new characters at all and can use any star is great. Putting in Hi Jump fucker just because is sheer cheek. I don't really want to jump on the mystery niggas train, especially since it tends to ruin any Smash discussion. Don't want it to happen here, too. But in my case, I can only hope that he puts in MOTHERFUCKING BUGZZY.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:59:30 AM
No.718539106
>>718539162
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:59:34 AM
No.718539115
>>718513758
This might be a possesed Dedede
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:59:40 AM
No.718539123
Susieโs fat ass has clogged the lore toilet
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:59:45 AM
No.718539134
>>718532774
I see the funny you made.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:00:07 AM
No.718539159
>>718533435
I think it's a cool idea of his grab is him possessing you instead of just a traditional grab and he ragdolls you
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:00:11 AM
No.718539162
>>718539106
What do you think was wrong with my previous statement? Be specific.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:01:20 AM
No.718539245
>>718540487
>>718539039
based bugsyposter, I missed you
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:02:25 AM
No.718539313
>>718539008
cute/naive hero, terrifying/world-ending villains
Seems to be a common trope
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:02:41 AM
No.718539337
>>718540487
>Bulk Star got announced before Formula, Jet, Scooter and the Legendaries
lmao
You HAVE been to the Kirby Cafe before, right?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:03:27 AM
No.718539389
>>718539339
Damn that's a lot of 30-something japanese women
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:03:31 AM
No.718539397
>>718539001
That's not a fix, that's making it even worse because now there's less competition between players. The fact you can vote solo and win in your own isolated world is the exact opposite of pitting yourselves against the other players.
Having the option to compete in several stadiums back to back was the obvious answer.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:04:05 AM
No.718539440
>>718540829
>>718541061
>>718539339
I live in Japan and have been unable to get a reservation to get in. It's my personal Dorsia
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:04:28 AM
No.718539472
Kirby is Kirby
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:05:14 AM
No.718539514
>>718500104 (OP)
>First it's Donkey Kong's timeline, now it's Kirby's lore.
WILL THESE MAD MEN STOP PEREVERTING ALL THAT'S PURE!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:05:34 AM
No.718539539
>>718500104 (OP)
Hey I saw that tweet too :)
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:05:43 AM
No.718539547
He still voice ddd?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:06:46 AM
No.718539617
>>718540804
Where's Daroach?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:07:23 AM
No.718539660
>>718539847
How crippling does your autism have to be to care about lore in a Kirby game?
Genuinely interested btw so if an autist in here could help me out Iโd appreciate it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:07:43 AM
No.718539686
THE GAME IS RUINED
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:10:27 AM
No.718539847
>>718539660
I'm autistic and don't give a shit about Kirby lore or whether people can use copy abilities
I think it's funny the games have eldritch horrors as final bosses
I also think it's funny everyone has copy hats now
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:12:20 AM
No.718539978
>>718540829
>>718541061
>>718539339
Both of them were always full.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:13:10 AM
No.718540043
>>718540626
>>718539008
This. Also:
The epitome of Kirby as a character can be seen in the ending of Super Star. He destroys the evil world ending machine and saves the world, and instantly goes home and goes back to sleep like nothing happened.
Kirby
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:13:35 AM
No.718540072
>>718541212
>>718541356
>>718511072
>>718511892
>>718513494
>>718524358
>>718514851
NTA, but, why a bandana? Why not something like a baseball cap, or a whoopee cap, or a bowtie?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:14:14 AM
No.718540117
>>718540487
>>718540572
>>718539039
I feel like Sakurai is adding the enemies that donโt have a copy abilities in the game, so buggzzy might make it in, just like bonkers and the yo-yo guy.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:14:22 AM
No.718540127
>>718539339
Only to the Petit location in Osaka Station, as a consolation prize. Getting a fucking reservation in the actual locations is a nightmare. Mini-carmouth cake was good though.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:14:43 AM
No.718540148
>>718540280
>>718524358
I shall now rename myself as Shorts Guy
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:15:52 AM
No.718540232
>>718540187
How the fuck is he back of all basic goons
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:16:28 AM
No.718540280
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:17:29 AM
No.718540349
>>718540684
Do you think we're getting a 3rd legendary machine, or just Dragoon and Hydra back?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:17:46 AM
No.718540364
>>718540401
>I get to play as my husbando without being nerfed
GotY
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:18:18 AM
No.718540394
>>718540187
He should be playable.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:18:25 AM
No.718540401
>>718540539
>>718540364
>he's gay for a fat cartoon penguin
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:18:35 AM
No.718540408
>>718539245
I'm rather surprised someone remembers, that was almost a decade ago at this point.
>>718539337
Genuinely laughed out loud when I saw it.
>>718539339
Would if I fucking could.
>>718540117
You say that, but I saw Blade Knight on a machine in the trailer.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:20:26 AM
No.718540539
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:20:41 AM
No.718540557
>>718541079
>>718540487
>You say that, but I saw Blade Knight on a machine in the trailer.
Where?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:21:00 AM
No.718540572
>>718543767
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:21:53 AM
No.718540626
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:22:39 AM
No.718540683
I NEED AN AIR RIDE MACHINE TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KAHBEH
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:22:42 AM
No.718540684
>>718540349
I'm betting they'll at least be a new one for each of the new machine types
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:23:15 AM
No.718540721
>no split screen
The bigger problem
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:24:01 AM
No.718540783
>>718541079
>>718540487
I still remember the Star Allies leak stream where the guy did Guest Star with Bugzzy because of you. I wish I could find the Nova edit video another anon did made that same night.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:24:17 AM
No.718540804
>>718540873
>>718540883
>>718539617
I'm worried he's too irrelevant to get in.
Honestly, with the usual Sakurai Kirby bias, I'm surprised the game even has Magolor and Suzie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs2Y6mVZljQ
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:24:22 AM
No.718540808
>>718541079
>>718540487
I'm sending you back to the star allies threads in 2018. Begone sneed beetle
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:24:47 AM
No.718540829
>>718539440
>>718539978
>>718540487
Iโve gotten into the Tokyo Kirby Cafe 4 (four) different times, unironically skill issue
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:25:02 AM
No.718540842
smegolor
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:25:30 AM
No.718540873
>>718541560
>>718540804
He was in Star Allies, and he's pretty iconic to the DS era of Kirby. I hope he gets in.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:25:38 AM
No.718540883
>>718541560
>>718542031
>>718540804
Shame, I feel like Squeak Squad was one of the better Kirby games
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:26:41 AM
No.718540967
>>718541084
>>718541219
guys
what if the roster revealed in the direct is the entire roster for the game lol
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:27:34 AM
No.718541015
>>718541401
I want him to make it in so bad and escape Epic Yarn purgatory
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:27:50 AM
No.718541030
>>718541182
>>718541346
Do you think we'll get any FL representation?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:28:16 AM
No.718541061
>>718539440
>>718539978
If the writers of the Frasier reboot had any sauce, they'd have made an episode about him trying to get into the most exclusive restaurant on a trip to Japan, just to discover it's the Kirby cafe.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:28:31 AM
No.718541079
>>718540557
Actually this is probably just a platform. Around the 9 minute mark.
>>718540783
>the guy did Guest Star with Bugzzy because of you
This is news to me.
>>718540808
The bug was brought back and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:28:35 AM
No.718541084
>>718540967
You did see that only half of the character select screen was filled up with the roster we know, right?
How many waifus are there in Kirby?
I know there's
Adeline
Fairy Queen from K64
Ribbon
Susie
Is that it?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:29:57 AM
No.718541182
>>718541346
>>718541030
I'm expecting Elfilin as both a cross promotion thing with the Switch 2 Edition and also just generally based on how wel the game sold, would be weird if they didn't add anything from it considering the game would've released around the start of Air Riders' development bare-minimum.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:30:03 AM
No.718541189
>>718541225
>>718541339
>>718541089
the cat from forgotten land
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:30:26 AM
No.718541212
>>718540072
bandanas are representative of a rebel culture, or the call to adventure, which bandana dee shows both of.
>>718540967
No it canโt be, the random character button is + so the ? slot on the character select indicates that there are still unrevealed/locked characters
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:30:37 AM
No.718541225
>>718541339
>>718541189
Sakurai's cat
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:30:39 AM
No.718541228
>>718541089
Sillydillo's GF
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:31:59 AM
No.718541326
>>718541219
That could just be a hot key
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:32:05 AM
No.718541339
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:32:09 AM
No.718541346
>>718541573
>>718541089
Sectonia, duh.
>>718541182
>>718541030
I'd laugh if Sillydillo got in as a playable rider.
His special would be like wheel or the steel ball, but way more chaotic with bouncing off the sides.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:32:20 AM
No.718541356
>>718540072
Given it comes from Megaton Punch I always figured it was based on that trope you see in Japanese stuff of people in hard manual labor wearing that kind of bandana specifically, and it just sorta became his thing
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:32:54 AM
No.718541401
>>718541015
Super cool guy.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:33:22 AM
No.718541426
>>718541651
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:33:38 AM
No.718541443
>>718541587
>>718511072
I welcome Bandana because he keeps getting stronger every time he shows up.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:33:39 AM
No.718541445
>>718541530
>>718541578
>>718541219
>Hat button
What does this do?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:34:08 AM
No.718541482
>>718541529
>>718541586
Why do I feel like this game has the same addictive action game feel of Kirby All Stars.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:34:46 AM
No.718541529
>>718541482
Sakurai personally directed both of them.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:34:48 AM
No.718541530
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:34:49 AM
No.718541535
>>718541219
It's unlikely that the character selection screen will scroll, but I imagine there'll be more than 24 riders, so there could be additional scaling instead like how the Smash Ultimate character selection has bigger portraits initially.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:34:53 AM
No.718541539
>>718541219
Sakurai is also too much of a UI autist to let there be that giant blank space on the screen.
>>718540873
>>718540883
Isnโt squeak squad considered the worst kirby game? Like โthis game disproves the โno bad kirby gamesโ claimโ bad. As much of a decent fit heโd be with an albatross like that around your neck it puts you barley above the โnever-everโ tier
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:35:22 AM
No.718541572
>>718542549
does kirby actually have a lore?
what games are lore important?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:35:23 AM
No.718541573
>>718541670
>>718541346
Sillydillo looked far more like a Kirby character than a lot of the other bosses from Forgotten Land. He also was a surprise filter for players which was fun to see.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:35:26 AM
No.718541578
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:35:33 AM
No.718541586
>>718542147
>>718541482
>Kirby All Stars.
Now just which parallel universe did you drop in from anon? Unless you mean Super Star
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:35:34 AM
No.718541587
>>718541443
Bandana Waddle Dee is forever stuck trying to prove himself to people who see him nothing more than a hat goomba or a waste of a multiplayer spot
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:35:52 AM
No.718541613
>>718542031
>>718541560
Squeak Squad is good, only retards hate it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:35:54 AM
No.718541615
>>718542031
>>718541560
>Isnโt squeak squad considered the worst kirby game?
No one says this
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:36:20 AM
No.718541647
>>718535807
>he doesn't know
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:36:24 AM
No.718541651
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:36:28 AM
No.718541660
>>718541560
I didn't like it, but I also didn't like Superstar.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:36:44 AM
No.718541670
>>718541573
To be fair, Forgotten Land is a completely separate planet from Popstar and probably not even the same galaxy, so it's not like Popstar's neighbouring planets from Milkyway Wishes.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:37:04 AM
No.718541698
>>718541560
>Like โthis game disproves the โno bad kirby gamesโ claimโ bad.
Not even fucking close. It's just mid but perfectly serviceable. The worst Kirby game is that 3DS Battle Royale, and even that is OK.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:37:05 AM
No.718541702
>>718541560
Squeak Squad tends to be considered mediocre, but definitely not the worst
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:37:28 AM
No.718541740
>>718541560
>Like โthis game disproves the โno bad kirby gamesโ claimโ bad.
Never heard it get to that point, people say it's the "worst" in the series but that even at that point it's still a fine game, even if not particularly revolutionary. If anything it proves the "no bad Kirby games" by being still very decent despite being the weakest
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:37:30 AM
No.718541745
>>718532648
This is great and all but I wanted Hirokazu Ando, Shogo Sakai or Jun Ishikawa. A Kirby game soundtrack without any of them just fails weird.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:38:15 AM
No.718541805
>>718535131
ok this got me more then it should have fuck you have a nice day
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:38:22 AM
No.718541812
>>718541560
Level design wise yeah I think Squeak Squad was the worst, doesnโt help that a main focus of the game is collecting each levelโs treasure chests yet the level design spams the hell out of โyou only have one chance to collect thisโ and โguess the right path that leads to the treasure, you have only one shotโ for so many treasures
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:38:50 AM
No.718541849
Squeak Squad had a lot of fun ideas even if it couldn't nail the level design perfectly. The abilities were plenty fun with things like Magic, Elemental Swords, Metal (people who think it's a worse version of Rock were filtered) and fucking Ghost
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:39:57 AM
No.718541937
>>718541560
Squeak Squad is a great game, it just kinda falls on the wayside because there isn't much it does that makes it stand out from other standard Kirby games.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:40:00 AM
No.718541939
>>718541980
>>718540187
horrific freak of nature
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:40:06 AM
No.718541945
>>718542204
>>718500981
metroid is the only major gamey game series that has real continuity, all that other shit is fan wiki autism. Yes, including Zelda. Yes, including Donkey Kong. Yes, including Sonic.
>but muh references to other game
easter eggs, nothing more
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:40:19 AM
No.718541963
>>718541560
Squeak Squad is a flawed follow up to the GBA games that has unusually short bite-sized levels (smaller than Super Mario Bros 3 at times), with a let-down of a final boss.
It was undercooked, but still a serviceable game and had fun stuff like the Animal ability to dig through dirt and snow.
That was straight out of Minish Cap, honestly, which Flagship had developed a couple years prior.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:40:24 AM
No.718541976
>>718542016
>>718541089
Any hole's a goal
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:40:28 AM
No.718541980
>>718541939
hey man go fuck yourself kindly
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:41:05 AM
No.718542016
>>718541976
Dangerous line of thinking
>>718540883
>>718541613
>>718541615
>all this Squeak Squad revisionism
No, I will not stand for this. I was there when it happened. Literally everyone in the world was going, "damn, this game could be better". There was not a single person in the world that considered Squeak Squad to be their favorite when it first came out. For years upon end, it was universally considered the weakest game in the series. Only until vanilla Star Allies came out did it have that crown taken from it. I'm not even saying it was bad, just that the response from every soul on earth was a resounding Meh.
And I say this as someone who liked things about it. Holding copy abilities in storage, some of the level design was neat, upgrading abilities was cool before Forgtten Lands did it. And it had a lot of neat ability revamps like Fighter, Ninja, Magic, and so on. But at the end of the day, it was still a mostly average game, bordering on above average. Don't you fucking assholes try to rewrite history like this.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:41:47 AM
No.718542065
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:42:15 AM
No.718542109
squeak squad is mid like most other kirby games it just had the misfortune of coming after the peak that was amazing mirror
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:42:40 AM
No.718542147
>>718541586
Oh shit, yeah that's the one I meant. Got the name mixed up with star allies lmao. Yes, Super Star. I love the feel of the gameplay in that game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:43:03 AM
No.718542169
Also donโt forget that Squeak Squad had little original music and most of its music was songs from Nightmare in Dream Land and Amazing Mirror โarrangedโ to sound much worse on the DS soundfont
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:43:04 AM
No.718542172
I always thought it was weird that Adeline is not only a human, but the only one on Planet Popstar (especially since Earth is CANONICALLY DEAD in the Kirby games), and she's a little girl too.
Like, how the fuck did she get here?
And why is it that she's a rando human (possibly the LAST OF HER KIND) surrounded by fantasy critters?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:43:22 AM
No.718542193
damn Sakurai brought back classic ass kirby threads on /v/
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:43:28 AM
No.718542204
>>718541945
Pikmin had a good continuity to it until 4 fucked it up.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:43:39 AM
No.718542219
>>718542515
>>718542031
Squeak Squad not being a bullshit gimmick game like Canvas Curse and being better than the other gimmick games Epic Yarn and Mass Attack made it far from the worst game even when it came out
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:43:41 AM
No.718542221
>>718542335
>>718542031
But you didn't say it was mid in your original post, you said it was bad.
Squeak Squad also had the unfortunate status of being the Kirby game we were stuck with for years during the hiatus.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:45:27 AM
No.718542329
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:45:33 AM
No.718542335
>>718542221
>during the hiatus
People don't remember how bad this was. The 2000s were a difficult time to be a Kirby fan since the series felt practically discarded or relegated to bargain bin status. Kirby fans were crying when Epic Yarn was announced.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:46:39 AM
No.718542408
>>718542475
>>718542031
I don't care about your retarded opinion. I played it dozens of times and liked it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:47:35 AM
No.718542475
>>718542538
>>718542408
Yeah, autists obsess over mid games forever.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:48:08 AM
No.718542515
>>718542708
>>718542219
Canvas Curse was way better than Squeak Squad though.
Mass Attack I never bothered to finish because of the weird game-feel with its unconventional soundtrack and slow pace.
Epic Yarn is fine but suffers from Good Feels early trappings of making you do way too much gimmicky stuff and picking up all the shiny rainbow collectibles. Wario Land Shake It suffered similar problems, but I found Epic Yarn to be more enjoyable.
Rainbow Paintbrush on Wii U I could not vibe with however, I felt like it got things wrong with Canvas Curse like putting in auto-scrolling sections in a game where Kirby continuously moves forward, and general headaches with bonus games.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:48:21 AM
No.718542538
>>718542475
Clearly if you're a fan of Kirby.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:48:25 AM
No.718542549
>>718541572
Most of the old games' lore is just "creepy evil eyeball demon causes trouble, Kirby travels different worlds and then kills it". It was starting in Return to Dreamland that an established continuity began, and previous characters started to make more reappearances instead of just be one-offs.
One of the story points was a blue butterfly would appear in the intros of every game. Come towards the end of one of the boss gauntlets in Star Allies the butterfly reappeared, landed on a defeated superboss and consumed it, then transformed into the superboss Morpho Knight. Morpho Knight would reappear again in Forgotten Land as the butterfly, doing the same thing to the main villain. That butterfly is the grim reaper for defeated warriors, claiming their lives and souls to take physical form and battle Kirby.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:48:43 AM
No.718542569
>>718539039
Welcome back
>>718539339
I couldn't get a reservation when I went, but I stood outside of it and got some stuff from the gift shop.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:49:36 AM
No.718542628
>>718534054
how'd he get away with it?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:50:47 AM
No.718542708
>>718543679
>>718542515
>Canvas Curse was way better than Squeak Squad though.
Now this is real revisionism
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:55:45 AM
No.718543051
Why did Sakurai say the new City Trial map is bigger then the old one when it's clearly smaller?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:57:27 AM
No.718543154
>>718529257
your cons are all speculation, fag.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:59:04 AM
No.718543274
>>718543454
>>718500981
Kirbyfags (and all Nintendofags for that matter) exclusively consume lore through longform youtube content. Watching lore videos of games you have never played has essentially become a blossoming market of proto-audiobook storytelling.
This means that any game that breaks lore means that the lore does not matter which means the video does not matter which sends youtubers and their patreon paypigs into a frenzy.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:01:53 AM
No.718543454
>>718543274
>Kirbyfags (and all Nintendofags for that matter) exclusively consume lore through longform youtube content. Watching lore videos of games you have never played has essentially become a blossoming market of proto-audiobook storytelling.
Hey fuck you I went out of my way to get the Japanese light novels for myself to try and gleam new insights with my middling Japanese skills, as small as said insights may be relatively speaking
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:05:13 AM
No.718543679
>>718542708
Nah I've always felt that way.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:06:32 AM
No.718543767
>>718540572
I donโt think thereโs fighter copy ability in this game.