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Anonymous No.718503532 >>718504298 >>718504761 >>718505291 >>718505319 >>718508173 >>718508685 >>718509156 >>718509726 >>718511574 >>718516665 >>718517493 >>718517821 >>718518223 >>718518542 >>718520250 >>718521241 >>718521749 >>718522225 >>718522568 >>718522595 >>718522932 >>718523062 >>718523563 >>718524103 >>718524886 >>718525007 >>718529340 >>718531193 >>718531327 >>718533596 >>718534141 >>718534207 >>718534991 >>718536419 >>718537461 >>718540396 >>718540948 >>718541412 >>718543298 >>718543459 >>718543701 >>718543949 >>718545153 >>718545298 >>718545365 >>718545820 >>718548821 >>718561580 >>718562245 >>718562525 >>718562630 >>718563261 >>718567087 >>718573838 >>718574179 >>718576256 >>718580776 >>718586468 >>718586895 >>718589352 >>718589462 >>718593143 >>718596252 >>718596478 >>718597918 >>718598597 >>718599253 >>718599275
It hurts
>Mario lives because of quality games
>Sonic lives because of dedicated fans
>Bubsy lives because...because
>Crash Bandicoot died cause of a blue haired sideshave

It's not fair. How long will his humiliation ritual continue?
Anonymous No.718504023 >>718522757 >>718533161
Bubsy lives because of dedicated developers.
Crash died because of heavyhanded overbearing publisher meddling seguing into seeing poor sales as an excuse to can it (twice now).
Anonymous No.718504289 >>718506031
There's been more 3D Crash games in the last 8 years than 3D Mario games.
Anonymous No.718504298 >>718544630 >>718599526
>>718503532 (OP)
Oh, that’s cute. Try being a Klonoa fan.
Anonymous No.718504761
>>718503532 (OP)
>We live in a world where Bubsy is recently getting more love than Mega Man, Crash, Spyro, & Banjo-Kazooie combined
What the fuck
Anonymous No.718504929 >>718562563
they all died because investors took over video games and all the higher ups got replaced with people who dont care about video games other than as a vessel for incestuous money regurgitation
Anonymous No.718505291 >>718508042 >>718535747 >>718543380 >>718543710 >>718561639 >>718563131
>>718503532 (OP)
>Pac-Man is alive despite the fact that his last good (original) game was Pac-Man World 2 in 2002
Anonymous No.718505319 >>718505801 >>718528540 >>718533072 >>718561639
>>718503532 (OP)
All those remained with their studio.
Naughty Dog are soulless golems with no talent or passion so they washed their hands off the IP and universal pawned it to the highest bidder.
Anonymous No.718505456
westerners just don't take care of their franchises
Anonymous No.718505701
Crash died purely because of activision having too high expectations for a game that was released only on ps4 and xbox one at the same time those consoles were getting successors, even still ending up with 5 million sold as far as we know, on top of killing any and every studio that worked on crash prior to tfb.
Anonymous No.718505801 >>718508842 >>718518250 >>718525763 >>718594002
>>718505319
>All those remained with their studio.
Well, not exactly. Atari lost the rights to Bubsy a long time ago. Even then, he got two new games under his new master. What's interesting is Atari went out of their way to get the rights to Bubsy back hence why 4D is happening.

Atari, despite their faults, actually care about Bubsy. Sony never gave a shit about Crash.
Anonymous No.718505969
where is my spyro botw game?
Anonymous No.718506031 >>718506284
>>718504289
>in the last 8 years (2017)
Thou art a fool, child of man.
>N Sane Trilogy (remaster)
>CTR Nitro
>Crash 4
>Crash On the Run (mobile)
>Crash Team Rumble
Well, I mean, if we're counting remasters and phone games...
>Mario Kart World
>Thousand year door (remaster)
>Mario Party Jamboree
>M&L: Brothership
>Super Mario RPG (remaster)
>Mario Strikers: Battle League
>Mario & Rabbids: Sparks of Hope
>Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
>Mario Party Superstars
>Mario & Sonic at the Olympics 2020
>Paper Mario: Origami King
>Mario 3D All Stars
>Mario Kart Tour
>Mario Tennis Aces
>Super Mario Party
>Smash Ultimate
>M&L: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Story
>Super Mario Run
>Mario Sports Superstars
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Mario Kart Arcade GP VR
>Mario & Rabbids: Kingdom Battle
>Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
>Super Mario FUCKING Odyssey
And I didn't even count the re-releases of Luigi's Mansion games or Peach Showtime.
Anonymous No.718506284 >>718506705
>>718506031
Platformers bro. Platformers.
Anonymous No.718506397
Crash has already died twice, he doesn't need to be dug out of the grave again.
I'm just glad that indie kart racers are taking direct inspiration from CTR now.
Anonymous No.718506705 >>718507318
>>718506284
>N Sane Trilogy
>Crash 4
Vs...
>3D World + Bowser's Fury
>3D All Stars
>Super Mario Odyssey
Care to move the goalpost once again?
Anonymous No.718507318 >>718507657 >>718507694 >>718525471
>>718506705
Yes, ports don't count. Go again.
Anonymous No.718507504
>Crashfag trying to cope by attacking Mario

How bout you attack that shitty publisher, Activision Blizzard Microsoft instead? It's not Mario's fault they don't wanna fork over the money to develop a new game.
Anonymous No.718507657
>>718507318
>Crash 4
Vs...
>Odyssey
1 is not more than 1.
Anonymous No.718507694 >>718520330
>>718507318
Mario Wonder
Anonymous No.718508042
>>718505291
>Alive
>It's a remake that shit all over the original game
I wish he stayed dead
Anonymous No.718508173
>>718503532 (OP)
I'm just wondering if they'll actually make a good Bubsy game for once. As for Crash his comeback was doomed from the start by being under Activision.
Anonymous No.718508685 >>718521156
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash and Spyro died the second they were sold to Activision. They only care about CoD, Blizzard, and occasionally Tony Hawks. Everything else goes there to die.
The brief Crash revival was solely to hold on to the IP rights. Once they figured out they couldn't make a battle pass, microtransaction system work with Crash, they threw him back on the shelf, waiting for him to be paraded out again next decade.
Anonymous No.718508842 >>718509194 >>718542709 >>718546361
>>718505801
>Atari, despite their faults, actually care about Bubsy
Why in the goddamn
Anonymous No.718509130
I hope Jak and Daxter stays buried in the grave with ND forever
I don't want that franchise to be sullied by modern vidya devs
Anonymous No.718509156
>>718503532 (OP)
Bubsy lives because that fucker refuses to stay down
Anonymous No.718509194
>>718508842
Hell if I know. Could be they sincerely want to make a good Bubsy game.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.718509279
When Activision sells the IP.
Anonymous No.718509726
>>718503532 (OP)
>Bubsy
I thought Bubsy's creator passed a long time ago. That thing is only alive because of nostalgia. I mean back in the day it was kinda revolutionary for having these huge fricken levels with lots of verticality. Like, sure, collecting balls of yarn is incredibly lame and loses all sense of value but just exploring the levels was a blast. I can't imagine Bubsy has any kind of like, gimmick or anything to him that could get the new generation interested in him. I mean he doesn't even collect coins! Balls of yarn and extra T-shirts is pretty lame.
Anonymous No.718509912 >>718510269 >>718517142 >>718521941 >>718561190
There has not been a good Mario game since Super Mario World. Never cared for the 3D ones.
Anonymous No.718510269
>>718509912
Man she has a beautiful design.
Anonymous No.718511574
>>718503532 (OP)
>No new Crash, Spyro, Rayman or Banjo game
>Get Bubsy instead
I hate this world
Anonymous No.718516665 >>718525471
>>718503532 (OP)
>>Mario lives because of quality games
lol
Anonymous No.718517142 >>718525471 >>718534338
>>718509912
Super Mario world was so good they been trying to replicate it since. Wonder had to been the most soulless game I played in a long time.
Anonymous No.718517381 >>718517671 >>718517928 >>718518740 >>718518887
>i can't jerk off to the new tawna design, there for, bad game.
Anonymous No.718517493
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash died because it's fans kept saying it's good enough and eating shit.
Bubsy fans play the games and fuck off to do something else. It's simple
Anonymous No.718517671
>>718517381
that's a you problem

The gameplay was less than mid which doesn't help
Anonymous No.718517821 >>718536770
>>718503532 (OP)
It died because Activision is a bunch of suits that hate soul
>Sudoku looking pretty good these days, eh boys?
Anonymous No.718517928 >>718519546 >>718521193
>>718517381
this, I can't jack off to her even when she takes a big shit
Anonymous No.718518189
>Crash 4 troon spamming again
Looks like this thread is gonna get /trash/ like all the other ones.
Anonymous No.718518223
>>718503532 (OP)
The sideshave is unforgivable
Anonymous No.718518250
>>718505801
A rich Jew bought Atari and just wants to take advantage of whatever IP they can get their hands on.

Doubt many were scrambling to make Bubsy Collections and Bubsy games. So bravo to them for making it work.
Anonymous No.718518542
>>718503532 (OP)
>quality games
I feel like most Mario games are just average except for the few gems they give us every now and again.
Anonymous No.718518690 >>718518860 >>718518915
this timeline is shit but I'm enjoying the funny moment it offers.
Anonymous No.718518740 >>718519024 >>718522507
>>718517381
>all of this valid criticism of the game's padding, lack of replay value, story, artstyle, and controls dont matter
>its because y-you didn't like that they killed an established character and replaced them with a skinwalker bearing the same name that wasn't as hot
Anonymous No.718518860
>>718518690
you are roblox pedo
Anonymous No.718518887 >>718520314 >>718526341 >>718534434 >>718534810
>>718517381
Let's be honest, it was only a few incels who hated the new design.
Anonymous No.718518915 >>718519237
>>718518690
I wonder if that deviantartist that made the comics of Crash seething about smash ultimate will make some about him seething at Bubsy.
Anonymous No.718519024 >>718519337
>>718518740
>lack of replay value
Bot post?
Anonymous No.718519237
>>718518915
Probably not.
Anonymous No.718519337 >>718519910
>>718519024
Having to play the exact same level 5 times with minimal changes is not replay value, thats reusing the same content and expecting players to not notice.
Anonymous No.718519546
>>718517928
amazing
Anonymous No.718519742
Crash died because a bunch of incompetent numbnuts shat all over the franchise and made a shitty platformer that wasn't fun.
Thunderdyke Tawna is only a symptom of the greater issue that Toys For Bob are fucking retards that didn't understand what they were put in charge of.
Anonymous No.718519910 >>718530787
>>718519337
It's more replay value than any of the other games.
Anonymous No.718520191 >>718521041 >>718565437
crash is such a tragedy the first trilogy + racing are masterpieces.
Yet the rest of the franchise is just so bad it's unbelievable.
Anonymous No.718520250 >>718525471
>>718503532 (OP)
>>Mario lives because of quality games
Im-fucking-plying.
Anonymous No.718520314 >>718536006
>>718518887
It would have probably been accepted if she didn't outright replace the established Tawna. They did nothing with the fact that there are multiple of the same character as they would have different character dynamics given the plot-given reason for her becoming an ass kicker. But classic Tawna didn't even appear.
Thats just shitty writing.
Anonymous No.718520330 >>718520452
>>718507694
>2 vs 1
Wrap it up Crash
Which sucks because I love both.
Anonymous No.718520452 >>718520614 >>718520640
>>718520330
>lil bro
but crash is older. unless crunch is talking about his height
Anonymous No.718520614
>>718520452
Probably height.
Anonymous No.718520640 >>718520913
>>718520452
Their ages are never explicit, its not like the mutation in the evolvo-ray was what birthed them. But the dynamic he had in the bandicoots was as the older brother to both crash and coco.
Anonymous No.718520831
There's a greater percentage of good Bubsy games than there are Sonic games
Anonymous No.718520913 >>718521765
>>718520640
Doesn't wrath of cortex say he was made after crash and coco? Or at least implied? He was essentially a "perfected" evil crash before joining the familly
Anonymous No.718521041
>>718520191
But enough about Sonic
Anonymous No.718521156 >>718522630
>>718508685
>The brief Crash revival was solely to hold on to the IP rights.
Exactly. That's why we get so many disasters like Rings of Power, Ghost Busters 2016, and Velma. Studios need to make new installments of a franchise or they lose the rights. Even if it means shitting all over the fans of such franchises.
Anonymous No.718521193
>>718517928
Anonymous No.718521241
>>718503532 (OP)
A sad truth about the industry that no one wants to admit is that IPs die even if they’re successful because a different IP makes more money. Activision-Blizzard makes high profit from CoD, WoW, and Overwatch.
Anonymous No.718521306 >>718521653 >>718521808 >>718521957 >>718522483 >>718532636
You know it's really fucking strange the Crash Bandicoot comeback renaissance just came and went as it did
Anonymous No.718521653
>>718521306
People got their nostalgia remakes and were satisfied with just that. Similar things are happening with other series.
Anonymous No.718521749 >>718522563 >>718525629
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash 4 was a perfectly fine game and fags here acting it was some great abomination convinces me Crashfags aren't real and are just larping TORtanicfags.

Also N. Sane Trilogy art style is some of the ugliest shit ever and people wanting Crash to go that direction is legally blind.
Anonymous No.718521765
>>718520913
Well yeah. But if you became an XMen right now that wouldn't make you older than your dad if he became an XMen a month later.
Anonymous No.718521808 >>718522115 >>718522286 >>718526371
>>718521306
They made the classic mistake of redesigning the characters. It was doomed the moment they did that.
Anonymous No.718521941
>>718509912
panty peek
Anonymous No.718521957
>>718521306
I'm not, 2 was the only truly great game and it was already going downhill by 3.

RIP CTR though. One of if not the best Kart Racer of its genre and could've expanded on it further.
Anonymous No.718522115 >>718522224 >>718536156
>>718521808
what the hell did they do to tiny?
Anonymous No.718522224 >>718536156
>>718522115
He was a Mike Tyson parody in that game for some reason.
Anonymous No.718522225
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash died because new gamers are weak as fuck. Him returning for three good games (and Crash 4 being as tough as it is) is a miracle considering people nowadays need guides and easy modes for everything. Sure you'll have the Crashfags like me playing the games to 100% or close to that and then the very dedicated ones getting the relics but ultimately he doesn't have the audience Mario and Sonic have

Bubsy is barely alive kek. Calling him "alive" is like saying Duke is alive cause he appears in a shitty Commander Keen game.
Anonymous No.718522286 >>718522463
>>718521808
What the actual fuck was Radical thinking?
Even for as crass as it is, Crash Tag Team Racing by the same studio, the characters still looked like they were supposed to.
Only Nina in titans/MoM, and Brio in MoM were acceptable
Anonymous No.718522308
I just want more story driven platformers like Jak. It's soothing to collect everything in pretty locales.
Anonymous No.718522463 >>718522942
>>718522286
It was meant to be an edgy redesign for the teens. Personally I stick to my conviction that after the original trilogy the best designs are the Twinsanity ones due to how insanely expressive they are, far more than any other game in the franchise. If only Twinsanity was a better game (it's still better than Wrath Of Cortex and most of the later Crash games tho)
Anonymous No.718522483
>>718521306
>Remake 4 games in skylander and sell them cheap
>Release a new game that shit all over those 4 games
>Release ANOTHER ONE and name it CTR to make sure to shit over the original as much as possible
>Add a non buynary OC do not steal and shove it down everyone's throat
It's that easy to kill an IP
Anonymous No.718522507 >>718522626 >>718523060 >>718523156
>>718518740
Read the op post, anon.
">Crash Bandicoot died cause of a blue haired sideshave"
LITERALLY OP couldn't jerk off to Tawna anymore so it's 'dead to them'.
Anonymous No.718522563 >>718523239
>>718521749
Crying won't get you anywhere.
Anonymous No.718522568
>>718503532 (OP)
Bubsy has 9 lives and currently only lost two that's why he has two revivals.
Anonymous No.718522595
>>718503532 (OP)
Go woke, go broke
Anonymous No.718522626
>>718522507
Tawna always sucked balls. Coco is where it's at and I'm still mad she's Crash's sis
Anonymous No.718522630 >>718523205
>>718521156
Didn't Microsoft buy out Activision/Toys 4 Bob, just to horde Skylanders, Crash and Spyro?
Anonymous No.718522757 >>718523184
>>718504023
>Bubsy lives because of out of touch CEOs trying to cash in on 90s nostalgia*
ftfy
Anonymous No.718522932 >>718523146 >>718523256 >>718541157
>>718503532 (OP)
Anonymous No.718522942 >>718573691
>>718522463
Personally I prefer how they looked in the CNK FMVs. The best the entire cast has ever looked.
Not quite as cartoonishly expressive as Twinsanity (Cortex especially) but rode the perfect line between cool, crazy, and competent.
Anonymous No.718523060
>>718522507
He was clearly talking about the gay artists from Buttplugs4Bob
Anonymous No.718523062
>>718503532 (OP)
crash died because snoy kills everything it touches
Anonymous No.718523146 >>718538432 >>718543683
>>718522932
I miss when TGT was good
Anonymous No.718523156 >>718538413 >>718538570
>>718522507
the fact that you think the only problem with nuTawna is the design itself speaks volumes
shalom, rabbi
Anonymous No.718523184
>>718522757
>out of touch CEOs trying to cash in on 90s nostalgia
Kek
Nobody that plays the Bubsy game knows him from the 90s. Bubsy was a total failure back then. 90% of nu-Bubsy players are nostalgic if anything for the Jontron review, that's the "Bubsy revival"'s origin, if you want to call it that
Anonymous No.718523205 >>718543950
>>718522630
No, they bought it for Call of Duty.
Anonymous No.718523239 >>718523482 >>718523620
>>718522563
I myself am not a Crashfag, which is why I said Crashfags aren't real. As someone that isn't autistic and can see things in a more rounded view point, Crash 4 wasn't particularly egregious.
>100% sucks
Lots of games suck to 100%. Most do, really.
>Not as good as the OG trilogy
Crash 3 was mid and the whole IP really was never able to surpass 2, the only truly great one.

CTR>2>1>4>Powergap>3>Powergap>Literally every other Crash game
Anonymous No.718523256 >>718541157
>>718522932
Anonymous No.718523315 >>718523496 >>718523570 >>718523965 >>718534943 >>718547515 >>718561495 >>718571816
I know it's funny to pin crash's failure on nu tawna but what really killed it?
Was it the very different level design? Just suits wanting it to generate unrealistic amounts of money for a game without microtransactions?
Something else?
The game wasn't great but it didn't look THAT bad to me.
Anonymous No.718523425
Jak and Daxter is objectively better than Crash. I went from N64 to PS2 and playing those PS1 platformers was painful.
Anonymous No.718523482
>>718523239
>Please listen to my personal standards that
No
Don't like the IP? Sure, whatever. Make your own shit on your own time.
Anonymous No.718523496
>>718523315
Gonna rip the band aide.
Crash games aren't as great as nostalgiafags paint it aside for 2 and CTR.
Anonymous No.718523563
>>718503532 (OP)
No, it died because Activision is stupid and put way too high expectations for it. The remakes, CTR Nitro Fueled, and Crash 4 sold INSANELY well and topped charts and very much made way more than was put in, but it wasn't enough for them. They just saw a live service crash game, that they never even officially released, flopped and that was enough for them to just can the series.
Anonymous No.718523570 >>718524560 >>718530893
>>718523315
Well, if you really want the long version.
Anonymous No.718523620 >>718523887
>>718523239
Crash 4 is a good Crash game. I disagree 3 was "mid" (was better than 2 for sure). Really the order is this

NST>3>2>4>Twinsanity>WoC>1 (Classic Crash 1 sucks massive dong and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't)>every other Crash game. This is about the platformers btw, won't count the kart racers or Bash or whatever because those are completely different
Anonymous No.718523887 >>718524045 >>718524170
>>718523620
>NST that high
>The game that is a uglier and more broken version of the originals
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.718523965 >>718562331
>>718523315
A proper revival needed to be firing on all cylinders and they fell way too short of that. Especially coming off the heels of how wildly beloved CTRNF was and how fervently the devs did well for fans of the series across its entire lifespan.
To push out a wet fart of a game that openly denounced every single game in the franchise for a cheap joke is a damn bold thing to do when it made many of the same mistakes that the real Crash 4 (Wrath of Cortex) made.
It should have been Vicarious Visions to continue the series, they were the only ones to capture the original appeal during Crash's weaker years in gen 6 and they designed Future Tense, so they demonstrated that they still had it.
T4B couldn't maintain the same quality as the flashback tapes, which were the highs of C4IAT. If they could, it may have been recieved better instead of panned
Anonymous No.718524045 >>718524304 >>718524518
>>718523887
It's a tough pill to swallow, but Crashfags are cut from the same cloth as Sonicfags, so few of them understand what makes these games good and so many of them are too autistic to be reasoned with.
Anonymous No.718524103
>>718503532 (OP)
>Crash Bandicoot died cause Activision is brutal
Fixed.
Anonymous No.718524170 >>718524637
>>718523887
>uglier
Eh, I prefer the artstyle to 4
>more broken
Bullshit. It's far more consistent in its physics engine and mechanics than the others.

Really NST is there because its more convenient than playing the old ones. You get a way better version of Crash 1, you get generally improved physics, you have extra levels, etc. The only bad part is the music but there are patches that add the uncompressed PSX OST that Josh released on his soundcloud
Anonymous No.718524304 >>718524929
>>718524045
>Crashfags are cut from the same cloth as Sonicfags
I remember threads being chill before the remake happened.
Anonymous No.718524378
3 was fucking terrible and I will never understand why people like it.
Anonymous No.718524518 >>718524785
>>718524045
>so few of them understand what makes these games good
Ah yeah, because the people that TOTALLY don't know what makes the games good are the long time fans. By the way check out THE BLUE BLUR.
Anonymous No.718524560
>>718523570
Honestly if anything I wish we got more Cortex levels. Tawna levels were just the exact same as Crash/Coco stages but with a grappling hook and walljumping

Cortex had mechanics that could have been far more in depth, and playing as him after Twinsanity was nice. Too bad he gets a few random stages close to the end of the game and that's it. Oh and he's the villain AGAIN even though by now we're tired of Cortex as the villain, let N Tropy shine
Anonymous No.718524637 >>718524882
>>718524170
It was literally proven that the
>Super hard Dark Souls of platforming!!!!
Shit that NST rebranded all of Crash was partially from diffrent physics and hurt/hitboxes not accounting the OG level design not changed with it.
Anonymous No.718524769
Anonymous No.718524785 >>718525720
>>718524518
>Anon insult both games
>Can't refute anons claims and resorts to insulting other IP anon also mocked
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.718524882 >>718525514
>>718524637
>Super hard Dark Souls of platforming
Wait it did that? NST felt pretty easy, apart from obviously muh Stormy Ascent and muh Future Tense or whatever it's not the "Dark Souls of platforming". 4 is WAY harder, notably the more you actually try to 100% it. Those flashback tapes give me nightmares
Anonymous No.718524886 >>718525049
>>718503532 (OP)
Naughty Dog heads outright said that they have "outgrown" games like Crash and Jak. Sorry, fun is for babies, buy our re-released Hollywood-wannabe linear covershooters with lesbians and trannies for the 6th time.
Anonymous No.718524929 >>718525761
>>718524304
You clearly weren't around when Titans and MoM came out and there were dipshits here actually saying things like "The redesigns are pretty cool actually" and "These games are basically fun little beat-em-ups, I don't get what the big deal is"
Anonymous No.718525007 >>718526240
>>718503532 (OP)
Look Crash is in a pretty bad state currently, but he's definitely doing better than Bubsy
Anonymous No.718525009 >>718526580 >>718527865 >>718530916 >>718561847 >>718562431 >>718564665
No, seriously. What the fuck were they fucking thinking?
Anonymous No.718525049 >>718525670
>>718524886
Ffs why won't you retards get it through your thick fucking skulls that these companies are not the same as when they began. Modern Naughty Dog has none of the talent that made Crash
Anonymous No.718525471 >>718533623
>>718520250
>>718517142
>>718516665
>ESL retards think that Mario games are bad because they can't play them
>>718507318
>Bowser's Fury
>Odyssey
vs
>Crash 4
Mario still wins, as 1.5 is more than 1.
Anonymous No.718525514 >>718526102
>>718524882
Yes, NTS was marketed and pushed for its (broken) difficulty and why 4 doubled down on it hard.

If you type "Dark Souls of Platformers" the first image you get is NTS.
Anonymous No.718525629
>>718521749
The trilogy had a better style than 4 by miles
Anonymous No.718525670
>>718525049
Nobody said they were, you fucking mindless ape. Go enjoy Ugly Bald Lesbian in Space: The Mov- I mean Game in 3 years.
Anonymous No.718525720
>>718524785
You know the sad thing is that because you don't like either you have no frame of reference for why what I said is funny.
Anonymous No.718525758 >>718525861
>mario
>quality games
fucking lmao
Anonymous No.718525761 >>718526390
>>718524929
No, not in 2008. Things must have cooled off later since I would occasionally see a thread with people discussing the old games fondly.
Anonymous No.718525763 >>718525908
>>718505801
>What's interesting is Atari went out of their way to get the rights to Bubsy back
Which is 100 times more than anything Naughty Dog has done with Crash in 20 years so there's your answer.
Anonymous No.718525861 >>718525937
>>718525758
>says the Crashfag
Ecks Dee
Anonymous No.718525908 >>718526045 >>718526467
>>718525763
Do yoe REALLY want ND to make a Crash game though?
Anonymous No.718525937 >>718529251
>>718525861
never said I'm a crashfag you fucking fanboy
Anonymous No.718526045
>>718525908
That's not the point, the point here is that Crash was abandoned and left to die while the others were not, hence why Crash is perpetually in the shitter.
Anonymous No.718526102
>>718525514
Well I didn't feel it ngl. Personally Classic Crash 1 is harder because of its shitty save feature and some botched mechanics which were improved later on

4 didn't just double on what NST did, it basically went fully masochistic. NST's hardest levels are somewhat based on timing which is tough with moving platforms or whatever. 4 meanwhile expects you to do timed precise platforming on crates for half an hour with extremely tight jumps and small windows and barely any checkpoints. I understand why 90% of players don't 100% it, it's basically smashing your balls with a hammer repeatedly. And also the shit repetitive stages like the end of every alternate character level or the N Verted crap. Oh and shit like some levels expecting you to go on very specific routes to break boxes further into the level before going back and riding a vehicle. Makes WoC seem exciting by comparison
Anonymous No.718526240
>>718525007
I'm not so sure about that. He's no longer the Orange guy on this list.
Anonymous No.718526341 >>718528786
>>718518887
I thought she was pretty hot and her personality was cute
Anonymous No.718526371 >>718539103
>>718521808
The new designs in Crash 4 were perfectly fine unlike the abominations from Titans.
Anonymous No.718526390 >>718526559 >>718527849
>>718525761
Threads became more chill (and more sparce) over time but I think IAT and Rumble mindbroke so many anons that they'll never be quite the same again
occasionally comfy CTR/NF threads will get anons to play together at least
Anonymous No.718526467
>>718525908
ND doesn't do it because they hate Crash
If they actually fought to get him back that would mean there's a new guy in charge of the studio that love fun.
But yea you'd need to fire everyone in charge of ND to get a chance of that happening
Anonymous No.718526559 >>718527590 >>718587343
>>718526390
Yeah, as long as you don't mention the Candlejack of Crash games.
Anonymous No.718526580
>>718525009
This feels like an optional minigame that should have been included in Crash 4, just like CTR had all those extra battle modes.
Anonymous No.718527590 >>718531601
>>718526559
I don't even think mentioning it could be a problem.
The problem is that it's been five fucking years and "people" still
>Try to brute force the opinion that it wasn't actually bad
>Immediately shit all over the franchise when people don't roll over for it
Which you know is ironic, given how fucking egregious it is to have It's About Time immediately follow CTR:NF.
Anonymous No.718527849
>>718526390
Yeah. I've got a lot on my mind about 4, and I'd like to have a discussion on it that doesn't turn into a heated debate, but that can't happen.
Anonymous No.718527865 >>718533401
>>718525009
How to make more money from a series that does poorly with micro-transactions. As a remind they wanted to -sell- you the outfits in Crash 4 at first but decided to try to spin it instead of it being 'free' content you could earn, like the 'good ol days' to try to push direct sales more. Of course it didn't work enough for their profit margins.
I'm just glad we got the updated Elora from it, but legit as a game it was pretty jank, and it really just shows that Activision only saw crash as a name to make money from, not to make good experiences from.
Anonymous No.718528540 >>718536590
>>718505319
Based naughty dog, i have more respect in dev for making a few games for an idea. Wring out everything you can and moving on to something new instead of making endless slop
Crash did not need go past warped and team racing
Jak does not need to be revived
Uncharted could have prob been 1 game smaller
And last of us definitely should have been 1 game smaller
Anonymous No.718528786
>>718526341
based and true
Anonymous No.718528990 >>718529148 >>718529179 >>718529370 >>718532660 >>718536658
Reminder that all the flaws of Crash 4 had to do with 100% completion. Gameplay, level designs, power ups and boss battles were all top notch.
Anonymous No.718529148 >>718531241
>>718528990
Dingodile stages are mediocre, and Tawna stages are actively unfun.
Anonymous No.718529179
>>718528990
100%ing the game was awful BECAUSE the gameplay level designs powerups and boss battles sucked.
Anonymous No.718529251
>>718525937
Then your opinions mean even less, retard.
Anonymous No.718529340 >>718561886
>>718503532 (OP)
You know nothing of pain
Anonymous No.718529370 >>718531241
>>718528990
Alt-Tawna, Dingodile, and Cortex's stages were fucking awful and should have been cut from the game.
Anonymous No.718530787 >>718536386
>>718519910
Lol no
Anonymous No.718530893
>>718523570
One of the best effortpost ever made on this board
Anonymous No.718530916
>>718525009
They thought it was still the late 90s/ealy 00s where you could make silly mediocre spinoffs of a popular franchise and have it sell relatively well
Not even sonic would dream of doing that nowadays with the notable exception of racing games (which kinda have an overlap in terms of appeal anyways)
It seems only mario can make a baseball game or some shit and have it sell millions
Anonymous No.718531193 >>718531315
>>718503532 (OP)
This shit is so forced by no more than 3 anons. Crash 4 was great, so much so that another project was greenlit afterwards, and was only cancelled due to partnering issues. They also made a mid multiplayer game after that. The only β€œproblem” with the series is what company even owns it now, and if they want to put enough resources into it again. It’s not a very popular franchise, so while 2 years may be a long time this is plenty of updates for a not exactly super beloved IP.

Say this about Spyro if you want to convince anyone you’re not a butthurt tranny samefag.
Anonymous No.718531241 >>718531606
>>718529148
>>718529370
Filtered
Anonymous No.718531315
>>718531193
Are you implying that people were okay with Skylanders basically eating Spyro as an IP?
Because they weren't
Anonymous No.718531327 >>718562792
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash has the misfortune of being owned by MS now same as Banjo
Anonymous No.718531601
>>718527590
The game is not even bad if you just don't plan it to 100% but if you do it turns into extremely bloated mess that didn't need that amount of bs
Anonymous No.718531606 >>718532198
>>718531241
Anonymous No.718532198 >>718532451 >>718543220
>>718531606
Only people who watch RLM are stupid enough to think that's a clever statement. Guess what, buddy. One way or another, you are "consuming products" yourself.
Anonymous No.718532451 >>718533181 >>718585251
>>718532198
Not buying your shitty product pajeet.
Anonymous No.718532636
>>718521306
Tbh, after what TFB did with Crash 4, I'm glad with it ending right there. I'd be fine with a crash 5, but please not from them.
Anonymous No.718532660
>>718528990
The only boss battle that really stuck out at all was the N.Tropy one, and most levels had some kind of poorly designed gimmick section that left most people feeling more relieved that it was finally over than satisfied and reeling to do it again (ex. the Alien Baby T section, most of the rail grinding sections, most of the quantum mask sections, etc)
Anonymous No.718532667
Anonymous No.718533072 >>718574220
>>718505319
They moved on the Jak because they got tired of working with Universal, who always owned Crash back then.
Anonymous No.718533161 >>718533639 >>718599275
>>718504023

Bubsy lives because Atari is desperate
Anonymous No.718533181
>>718532451
Aww, didn't like being called out on your bullshit. Too bad.
Anonymous No.718533401
>>718527865
Elora is made for BSC
Little Helper No.718533412 >>718533498 >>718533545
If anyone's interested; you can come and try designing some stuff for Crash Team Racing and it's decomp.
I want to acquire the IPs someday. Free them from the mines.
Anonymous No.718533453
Still not buying your shitty product that killed a franchise and the dev team behind it, pajeet.
Anonymous No.718533498 >>718534087
>>718533412
QRD?
Anonymous No.718533545 >>718533919 >>718534087
>>718533412
I don't want to be a downer but the people behind the decomp kinda smelled like the autists that killed NF online and I haven't seen the sdk yet. So I'm not totally invested.
Anonymous No.718533596 >>718537271 >>718561964
>>718503532 (OP)
>Blaming crash death because blue hair=woke

The 'we vs woke' discussion and algorithm pseudo-political grifting has completely rotted and morphed 90% of the population into the most out of touch with reality retarded breed on earth
Anonymous No.718533623
>>718525471
>dude you just don't get Mario...it's too ddepe for you....
Mariogroids not beating the allegations.
Anonymous No.718533639 >>718533991 >>718543950 >>718599275
>>718533161
bubsy lives out of sheer irony. they're fully aware of his reputation and they're capitalizing on it knowing that people will buy it ironically whether or not its good. I really doubt they're trying to push him to be a modern mascot.
Anonymous No.718533919 >>718534125 >>718534567
>>718533545
>the autists that killed NF online
Wouldn't that mean they're more knowledgeable then, or are these guys the overly snobby, circlejerky types of autists?
Anonymous No.718533991 >>718545159
>>718533639
What would be unironically funny is if they actually took the time and made a genuinely good game.
Little Helper No.718534087
>>718533498
Myself and a bunch of people started working on custom tracks around November/December of last year with assistance from the decomp team. Since then; tools, plugins and such have been made to make development easier. Admittedly, progress on the decomp side seems to have stalled and not hearing much but new stuff has been constantly pushed out with increasing quality.
At the stage of having custom characters - just not able to apply custom textures to them yet due to how memory is allocated for that and it not having been solved just yet from what I gatheed.
I'm definitely not technical-minded and don't understand much on that side of things but I've been making the effort to spread the word and encourage further development.
>>718533545
I dunno about that. Looking at things; the game's load times and technical issues probably played a major factor in it's decline - the franchise being gutted afterwards with everyone seeing the signs from a mile away probably didn't help either.
Anonymous No.718534125 >>718534323 >>718534567 >>718538143
>>718533919
"Knowledgable" in that the reserves mechanic is dumb and using it can let you more or less bypass all the Kart Racing mechanics.
You know the actual FUN part of CTR.
Anonymous No.718534141
>>718503532 (OP)
>Roll the windows up, Hurry!
Anonymous No.718534207 >>718535452 >>718543224
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash 4 was a really good game
Anonymous No.718534314 >>718534478 >>718534919 >>718536198 >>718540205 >>718542572 >>718543895 >>718554316 >>718566101 >>718567329 >>718576334 >>718596065
Anonymous No.718534323 >>718534567
>>718534125
Soooo.... safe to say they're purists. Guess I'll just stick to occasionally booting up NF then for the time being.
Anonymous No.718534338
>>718517142
>Wonder had to been the most soulless game
how so? compared to the copy pasted new smb it was a step in te right direction, biggest flaw was being way too easy.
Anonymous No.718534434
>>718518887
Personally, I like the design. But it's not Tawna.
Anonymous No.718534478
>>718534314
Dude Rayman's deader than shit. He's been turned into a coke addict ffs, there isn't a worse fate for a videogame character
Little Helper No.718534567
>>718533919
>>718534125
>>718534323
You can always check out the Unlimited mod for CTR if you want. Mess around with the settings.
We keep two sites up for development, so feel free to bookmark things;
https://customteamracing.com/ctr-unlimited/
Anonymous No.718534810 >>718537182
>>718518887
Dykes won't want to fuck you any more than they already do just because you stand up for their dogshit sense of fashion, brother.
Anonymous No.718534919
>>718534314
DK is resurrected but gay
Anonymous No.718534943 >>718535345
>>718523315
>came out during height of pandemic, 50 year old moms couldn't go out and buy physical copies for the target age range audience of 12 year olds
>bad value proposition compared to N. Sane and Reignited, for the same price you get one full game instead of three
>straight-up 3D platformers are still a dead genre outside of stray indie shit; people just bought the remakes for the novelty value of seeing what was different, already knowing that they liked it from prior experience, etc.
Anonymous No.718534991
>>718503532 (OP)
Some die and some beg for the bullet.
Anonymous No.718535345 >>718536395
>>718534943
This, also naming it 'Crash 4' came off as really overconfident given the unnecessary art and level design changes and how little content there actually was compared to the remakes, though I'll admit the flashback tapes were a ton of fun
Anonymous No.718535446
Jak and Daxter was so excellent because it's just 3 good games that never overstayed its welcome and doesn't really even need a continuation. I legitimately kinda feel sad for people that are so obsessed with the idea that games series' need to live forever in Frankenstein horror in order to be good.
Anonymous No.718535452
>>718534207
It was. I'll complain about shit like putting 10 boxes hidden outside the camera every stage, but it has some of the best platforming in the series. Like, even Naughty Dog had no clue how to actually expand on the core platforming, and by 3 gave up on it and just filled half the game with vehicle segments. 4 also has the best boss battles by a thousand miles. I loved the art style, it's genuinely the best the characters have ever looked outside of the old PSX promo renders, and people trying to say N. Sane looked better is some of the worst dissonance I've had with the /v/ hivemind.
Anonymous No.718535747 >>718536691
>>718505291
Two of my favorite mascot series (Crash and Pac-Man) have been both zombifed and run through the gutter with bad games for years

Not even in my hobbies can I escape the pain
Anonymous No.718536006 >>718538673
>>718520314
>But classic Tawna didn't even appear.
she appeared on a pillow on a couch in the bonus round of the first level as a nod to the bonus rounds in the first game, but she didn't physically appear anywhere. the multiple realities thing seemed tacked on mostly because it only seemed to exist to explain why they gave tawna a new design. I guess also for the n tropy thing. One thing they didn't explain was why N Brio was an antagonist when he was kind of reformed to be neutral earlier in the series.
Anonymous No.718536156 >>718548975
>>718522224
>>718522115
the worst part about Tiny in those games is that he isn't even a tiger. He's a tazmanian tiger which is a marsupial and not a feline.
Anonymous No.718536198 >>718542269 >>718571416
>>718534314
>Megaman
>oh my god these people have over a hundred games and STILL complain they're not getting slop shoveled into their faces forever
Little Helper No.718536369 >>718536569 >>718536701 >>718536862 >>718536967 >>718536993 >>718541204 >>718550921 >>718565024 >>718590272
It's getting late and the thread's dying down.
If anyone wants to brainstorm an idea for a new character No, I will not do N. Flation suggest it here
Anonymous No.718536386 >>718543560
>>718530787
Well, go on then, explain how.
Anonymous No.718536395
>>718535345
they got this stupid idea that people liked the original crash games for their difficulty. while that is true, the original games weren't really that hard. the levels in crash 4 are only hard because they're so fucking long. one of the levels in crash 4 had more total crates than all of the crates in the original trilogy combined.

not to mention those death relics where you had to beat an entire level 100% without dying. that's just fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.718536419 >>718536552 >>718536735
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash was already dead because of a series of painfully mediocre games by substandard devs.
I still remember Wrath of Cortex's loading screens.
Anonymous No.718536552
>>718536419
wrath of cortex was fine, all things considered. it just relied too heavily on the old games instead og being its own thing. the loading screens did make me never want to play it again though.
Anonymous No.718536569
>>718536369
Just put Bubsy in the game. He's the more popular Orange Platformer anyway.
Anonymous No.718536590
>>718528540
>making endless slop
Funny, cause that's all they've done for the past 10ish years with tlou
Anonymous No.718536658
>>718528990
Wrong. Replaying it now with the enhanced mod and it's still tripe
Anonymous No.718536691 >>718537196
>>718535747
It helps to play games that are outside of the colorful scrimblo platformer genre. Y'know, those scary, really complicated games rated *gulp* T and up!!
Anonymous No.718536701
>>718536369
How about N. Continent?
Anonymous No.718536735 >>718536981 >>718537581
>>718536419
You remember you're supposed to complain about Wrath's loading screens.
You probably can't point to any of the actual issues with the game.
>inb4 erm, but what about going to Tornado Alley and turning the sound all the way off and you still hear a thumping sound that isn't mapped to either of the main audio channels
Anonymous No.718536770 >>718536887 >>718537070 >>718537267
>>718517821
>we live in a world where these three IPs + Blinxy the time sweeper are all owned by the same corporation and they will do nothing with it
10 million budget and an indie studio, that is all you need.
Anonymous No.718536862
>>718536369
>effortposting
>on /v/
think we'll just shitpost and talk obsessively about how bad things are
try your luck in a youtube comment section
Anonymous No.718536887 >>718537070 >>718537283 >>718582437
>>718536770
Actually because Microsoft fucked up nobody can do anything with Blinx until like 2104
Anonymous No.718536967 >>718537489
>>718536369
N. Becile and make him look like /v/-tan or green Anon.
Anonymous No.718536981 >>718537335 >>718537581
>>718536735
Most people who complain about WoC's loading screens haven't played WoC and only watched your average Caddicarus review where that was the gag. They aren't able to point out any real issues with the game beyond that and a few other popular memes like how shit the animation looks. Change my mind
Anonymous No.718536993
>>718536369
BBW scientist lady named N. Gorge
Anonymous No.718537070 >>718537309 >>718537513 >>718562491 >>718575324 >>718575519
>>718536770
>>718536887
genuinely why does microsoft buy franchises that it doesn't intend to do anything with? it knows there's a lot of interest in a lot of these series and yet just ignores them.
Anonymous No.718537182 >>718537390
>>718534810
I don't know what this has to do with dykes, but keep projecting if it makes you feel better.
Anonymous No.718537196
>>718536691
I do, platformers aren't even my favorite genre. It's RPGs, and a lot of that has been beaten to the ground too, both by big developers and the industry as a whole.
Anonymous No.718537267
>>718536770
>COD
>FALLOUT
>DOOM
>QUAKE
>HALO
>PERFECT DARK
>WOLFESTEIN
>OVERWATCH

They could make their perfect "SMASH but it's a hero shooter with every FPS IP" AND WIN A GAZILION moneys. But we live in a gay world, and not the cool kind with femboys.
Anonymous No.718537271
>>718533596
>90% of the population
lmao
90% of the population does not care about "woke" one way or another.
Anonymous No.718537283 >>718537589
>>718536887
literally how
Anonymous No.718537309 >>718537418
>>718537070
You are an autistic ps1 diaper shitter.
Anonymous No.718537335
>>718536981
I've 100% the game and a lot of those things ARE issues. Some of the levels aren't fun, a lot of the vehicle mechanics are too clunky, and in some places the level design makes no sense. There are enemies in various levels that will throw things, but they don't actually aim at you and just throw them forwards, but the path is so wide that you'd have to be retarded to get hit by them at all.

the stand out parts of the game are the ball levels because that's one of the few original things they did that wasn't already in warped.
Anonymous No.718537390 >>718539103
>>718537182
Her face is so much better in his design it's actually unreal. That old design is analogue horror tier of creepy and reminds me of that 1 goofy morphing dude from old internet memes.
Anonymous No.718537418 >>718537543
>>718537309
At least I don't try to convince people on twitter that I'm a woman and a victim of a JK Rowling genocide, unlike you.
Anonymous No.718537453
Crashfags don't deserve happiness. Lowkey worse than Sonicfags.
Anonymous No.718537461
>>718503532 (OP)
Should've at least had a PC port of Nitro Fuelled. I've been wanting Rayman back too, but I have a good feeling about that one at least. There's rumors out the ass and I think even some official confirmation that something's at least planned.
Little Helper No.718537489
>>718536967
Already been doing stuff in that area.
Anonymous No.718537513
>>718537070
Their whole business strategy simce like '95 has been exploiting intellectual property law to make it illegal to compete with them while avoiding getting legally declared a Monopoly, the actual kind, not the
>Epic game store and GOG need affirmative action because they can't be expected to not actively be shitheads to their paying customers dissolve Valve now
Kind of monopoly.
The actual kind.
The
>Sue OEMs for offering any other operating systems because of middleware used to initialize windows
Kind of monopoly.
Blinx though, I legitimately COULD NOT answer you why microsoft moved the release date for blinx 2 up several months and had him get DP'd by Arby and the Chief and then refuse to release the IP to Artoon leaving the series in a bizarre legal limbo.
Anonymous No.718537543
>>718537418
An autistic ps1 daipershitter that things his depression is caused by randos on the internet and space lizard illuminati.
Just mercy kill yourself with a rusty bullet to your tiny dicklet already.
No one will miss you and crash is waiting for you in heaven to let you suck his furry cock.
Anonymous No.718537581
>>718536735
>>718536981
>You remember you're supposed to complain about Wrath's loading screens.
Nigger I WAS THERE I BOUGHT THE FUCKING GAME.
I don't want to hear from people who were born after 9/11 and feel compelled to defend games they didn't grow up with because they jerk off to furry porn of the characters.
Anonymous No.718537589 >>718537862
>>718537283
Copyright law is retarded and broken and ironically we live in the age that demonstrates both why it's necessary and what's wrong with it.
Anonymous No.718537862 >>718538217
>>718537589
My main issue in that regard is that you couldn't sell a game that plays exactly like, say, Mario 64 but with different levels and characters. The shit Nintendo was pulling with Palworld is straight up ridiculous because that game doesn't even play anything like Pokemon even if it's visually similar.
Anonymous No.718538143
>>718534125
if anything the speedtech in CTR99 is way more gatekeepy than reserves in CTRNF ever were. Both have their merits and a truly ideal game would incorporate both.
You're trying to tell everyone here that driving fast in a kart racer isn't the fun part.
If you want to get buttfucked by items and drive slowly you can change lanes and play any mario kart.
Anonymous No.718538217 >>718538467
>>718537862
I was more referring to the shit with AI, and the current state of the industry where a lot of it is beloved IPs being worked on by people who don't remotely care about nor had they had anything to do with claiming creative ownership with.
You know, kinda like how the company currently called "Naughty Dog" advertising themselves as the studio behind Crash Bandicoot, Jak and Daxter etc while shilling that game with the bald asian chick nobody is actually looking forward to.
Anonymous No.718538413
>>718523156
>goalpost moving
>y-you're a jew!!!
Anonymous No.718538432
>>718523146
TGT was NEVER good.
Anonymous No.718538467 >>718538575 >>718538887
>>718538217
Ah. I also still don't get why they bought Rare. The only real purpose behind that was to prevent them from making games for Nintendo, considering how they've been used since then.
Anonymous No.718538570
>>718523156
it basically is the only problem. they could have had old tawna do anything the new one did.
Anonymous No.718538575 >>718538954
>>718538467
IIRC they thought they were getting Donkey Kong and could maybe weasel IP law into asserting that they own Mario or some shit.
Anonymous No.718538673 >>718538783 >>718598549
>>718536006
even before the reboot there's never really an explanation for why Brio reunites with Cortex during MoM, he's just sorta back.
I'm pretty sure that the story they're running with is that only Cortex was under Uka-Uka's thumb, and Brio was otherwise satisfied with having thwarted Cortex's plan in 2. Why he unites with Tropy in Twinsanity is purely out of mutual disdain for Cortex and self-interest in the treasure rumor that quickly spread in the time it took for N.Gin's battleship to get ransacked. No explanation is ever offered as to why everyone has Brio on speed dial, but it's sort of understood that all of the Cortex Commandos escaped the castle after the events of Crash 1 and were found by either of the 2 doctors, and without knowing they were in opposition to each other had no qualms with the directive to attack Crash (which explains why bosses like Tiny would later reuinite with Cortex for 3)
Crash Bash isn't canon so who gives a fuck.
Anonymous No.718538783
>>718538673
He was IN. THE FIRST. GAME!!
Anonymous No.718538887
>>718538467
>The only real purpose behind that was to prevent them from making games for Nintendo
It’s a viable strategy given how important they were to nintendo. Sure someone like sony would be all too thrilled to buy out monolithsoft and do nothing with them if it meant the guys solely responsible for literally all of nintendo’s open world design can no longer work for them
Anonymous No.718538954
>>718538575
I'm pretty sure that was a joke article from some website that was basically the onion of video games
Anonymous No.718539103
>>718526371
theyre shit still. crash looks like a fag, coco looks like a psychonauts character, tawna is tranny etc...
>>718537390
she still looks like a painted human and looks completely different when standing next to the other bandicoots in the game so, shit. n sane tawna at least tried looking like an animal and its clear she was designed to be animated and posed in certain ways but no one did it right most of the time which is why the nitro squad got smaller snouts
Anonymous No.718539872 >>718540615
Crash has 0 consistency to his brand. The clusterfuck of being owned by Universal Interactive, then Vivendi Games, then Activision Blizzard which tanked his IP twice before being bought out by Microsoft. During that time he had no definitive look or style to his games. The only game to really nail how Crash is supposed to be is Crash Nitro Kart and to no ones surprise it plays vastly inferior to Crash Team Racing, five years before. Right now theres no hope for him under the tyrannically, kikeish combo of publishers hes under now. A miracle would be needed and the world has less of those available by the day.
Anonymous No.718540016 >>718540952
You deserve agonizing pain if you're retarded enough to believe anything would become of this β€œrevival” (zero effort cash grab) by AssDivision. As I've said countless times, nothing good will ever happen for Crash (or Spyro) aside from potential mods and fan games (such as his recent inclusion in Smash Remix). If you had any sense you would have moved on from this futile desperate hope for these IP-captured dead franchises.
Anonymous No.718540205
>>718534314
I think you have the labels for DK and Sonic mixed up, my dude.
Anonymous No.718540396 >>718541093
>>718503532 (OP)
What really hurts is that cancelled Crash 5 was supposed to marry Crash Platformer with Psychonauts inner psyche levels in minds of his villains
Combining my favorite franchises would be so cool...
Anonymous No.718540615 >>718540838 >>718542793
>>718539872
There was a level of sonic autism present in the newer games that I didn't really like. The idea of crash having any sort of lore outside of "cortex mutates animals to be his slaves" is incredibly off putting. The newer games added some new characters who literally had no back story or attachment to anything else in the series. Fasty was a fun idea, but he was based on something that wasn't even intended to be in crash bandicoot in the first place.
Anonymous No.718540838
>>718540615
the lore was always there, it just took a backseat in the actual games in favor of being gameplay first. a vast majority of that lore only exists in the Crash Bible anyway, you'd only be able to pick up on subtext if you solely used the games as a source and never touched a single ancillary piece of writing.
You could argue that things took a shift when Twinsanity came around and the series became more of a cartoon videogame series, greatly influenced by the american cartoons of the 2000s.
Anonymous No.718540948
>>718503532 (OP)
I'm going to say it, Crash games were never good, they were simply what we had back in the day, exactly like spyro.
Anonymous No.718540952
>>718540016
>If you had any sense you would have moved on from this futile desperate hope for these IP-captured dead franchises.
Knew full well from seeing the writing on the wall with how quickly the hype died out after IAT that this series was gonna experience another decade-long drought, so I moved onto greener pastures with the Switch and continued churning through my backlog. It was extremely embarrassing to still see round-the-clock IAT ragebait threads for 4-5 years after that shithole Crash general died.
Anonymous No.718541093 >>718541170
>>718540396
Not sure what’s the deal there but anytime I hear the same story of β€œsequel gets cancelled but the next one was gonna be the good one we swear” it always reads like extreme cope
>”Yea we know the last game was ass and rightfully bombed but the next game would’ve been great, we were gonna do this and that and refine these shitty parts and it would’ve been the tits! But sadly the last game bombed so I guess it’s never happening now, if only people gave us another chance…”
No, it would’ve been more of the same because we know what a game from you looks like
Anonymous No.718541157
>>718522932
>>718523256
I miss when it had minimal detail.
Anonymous No.718541170
>>718541093
hard to peg that because basically every crash game besides the PS1 games were developed by different people.
Anonymous No.718541204
>>718536369
mootcat but fat
Anonymous No.718541251
Crash bandicoot was always fucking boring. Bubsy is legitimately more compelling in the current year
Anonymous No.718541412
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash would've died just for not printing CoD numbers regardless of T4B ruining the artstyle, just like Spyro did. Don't forget this is Activision we're talking about, and Microsoft is no better when it comes to shelving old IP's like they did with Rare's.
Anonymous No.718542073 >>718542510
This thread is a false equivalent, because sure, bubsy has a new game... how does it look or animate? really cheap indie game budget. which is fine.

Would you like the next crash to have that budget and that visual fidelity? you would not complain that the models look worst than crash of the titans?
Anonymous No.718542269
>>718536198
was wondering that, Megaman have so many spin offs and sequels, and they are playable on modern computers as well.

The only ones I could kind of understand are the Megaman Legends fans, because they have 2 games and a half if we count trone bonne's game....
Anonymous No.718542510 >>718542631
>>718542073
I felt like N Sane Trilogy and CTRNF mostly looked fine. A new platformer with the art style of CTRNF would be fine. Crash 4 didn't need to take any of the liberties that it did, but it took hundreds of them, in not just artstyle but in gameplay. There's never a need to redesign a character unless it's for hardware purposes, like Mario between 64 and Sunshine. They could have just reused the same models from CTRNF in Crash 4. Why they didn't is a mystery.
Anonymous No.718542572
>>718534314
Kirby is just as alive as Mario, gets regular 2 to 3 games per generation, that's alive as fuck.
Anonymous No.718542631
>>718542510
and how much "cheaper" would that be? as cheap as bubsy?
how many millions are you saving?
Anonymous No.718542709 >>718546295
>>718508842
Bubsy is a memetic underdog of stupid bullshit, honestly. I can see Atari trying to fasten that to themselves in their rebuilt form aiming to rise up to relevance again. If the formerly dead Atari can resurrect Bubsy, anything's on the theoretical table.
Anonymous No.718542793
>>718540615
I never got β€œSonic autism” from the later games. If anything the world is vastly underdeveloped. Theres no comics, cartoons, the games mostly all take place on a mundane Earth with everything crazy happening on some isolated islands or in space or other dimensions.
Anonymous No.718542895 >>718543170 >>718553881
It is so fun to see crashfags cry.
Anonymous No.718543170 >>718543294 >>718543363
>>718542895
I'm seeing less
>Crashfags crying
More
>Impotent seething that people don't like It's About Time and won't pretend every other game in the franchise is bad
Anonymous No.718543220 >>718552672
>>718532198
>"It doesn't matter that I jerk off to my nostalgia, because you partake in media!"
That's great, buddy. Now get hyped for the next Air Riders trailer where they reveal glorp shitto.
Anonymous No.718543224 >>718545427
>>718534207
>DK bananza is a great game
>water is also wet
This is what you sound like.
Anonymous No.718543294
>>718543170
Could you quote the people saying that?
Not the prior anon. Personally think it goes 2 > 4 ~= 1 > 3
Anonymous No.718543298
>>718503532 (OP)
Oh Crashfags It could be so much worse
Anonymous No.718543363
>>718543170
I dunno, OP is probably crying.
>>718500070
Anonymous No.718543380 >>718543439 >>718543470
>>718505291
Is pacman world 2 actually good?

I remember kind of liking it as a kid
But I tried pacman world 1 repac and it was boring shit
Anonymous No.718543439
>>718543380
I liked the PS1 version of World 1 more than Repac, but if you don't like 1, 2 isn't going to change your mind.
Anonymous No.718543459
>>718503532 (OP)
blame activision for constantly stealing titty milk while developing call of duty garbage.
Anonymous No.718543470
>>718543380
I wouldn't be so presumptuous to suggest I have completely objective tastes, but I liked it quite a lot.
Anonymous No.718543560
>>718536386
Not him, but I loved 100% the original crash trilogy. They made collecting all of the crates in crash 4 such a hassle that I ended up not doing it for a single level.
Anonymous No.718543683
>>718523146
TGT unironically has the same writing quality of your average modern superhero comic (mainly spider-man), it has some memorable jokes and action scenes sprinkled throughout the whole thing, but all that stuff is realistically just fluff the autist writing it adds to hide his current true intent with the story under the rug, which is venting about his past heartbreaks (or indulging in a fetish) because that shit has way too many characters in it being revealed to be cucks for it to be a coincidence.
Anonymous No.718543701 >>718544163
>>718503532 (OP)
Super Mario series is as stagnated and soulles as EA sport games that get shit out yearly.
Target audience is literally <10 year olds.
Anonymous No.718543710 >>718597754
>>718505291
shadow labyrinth is decent for a metroidvania pac game
Anonymous No.718543768 >>718543831 >>718543863 >>718550935
This thread is surprisingly advertiser friendly.
Anonymous No.718543831
>>718543768
Anonymous No.718543863
>>718543768
trannies don't really care about crash, so they're not spamming porn.
Anonymous No.718543895
>>718534314
I think Rayman is deader than Mega Man.
Anonymous No.718543949 >>718544356 >>718544939
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash died because not only were the games suffering low quality. But the concept of Crash isn't exactly the most marketable. Think about it, Crash is a former regular animal but he's mutated into an anthro and he comes out mentally challenged. Besides Tiny Tiger Crash is extremely mentally challenged. You can't market a hero who is well extremely stupid. Crash makes Homer Simpson seem intelligent but Homer Simpson is not an adventurer who fights baddies. Crash on the other hand goes on adventures to fight off legions of evil scientists like N Tropy.

I'm sorry but Crash died because he's not a character people would typically associate as the main hero. In a twisted way Crash reminds me of the Warner Bros cartoon Taz Mania. Taz the tazmanian devil is the main character and its revealed he has a family but his family is normal in the same way the other Bandicoots in Crash are normal. The same way Taz is the retard of his species Crash is the retard of his own species.

A character like Crash was simply never going to last long term. The closest thing to a long running gaming character who is dim witted is Donkey Kong and that's because his games don't really emphasize much in the way of storytelling. Crash does and we see he's mentally deficient. So again Crash being dumb hurts his long term marketablity.
Anonymous No.718543950 >>718544331
>>718523205
I'm pretty sure they bought it for King
>>718533639
Modern Bubsy kinda reminds me alot of modern Family Guy, in that being something that is well past its prime and should be dead but is somehow still alive and is only liked out of pure irony
Anonymous No.718544069
>I wish we could have a crossover with Spyro and Crash.
>I wish it could be good.
>Let Spyro be the wise cracker the entire time, and then when Crash is about to speak at the very end of the game - the credits roll.
Anonymous No.718544163
>>718543701
It's true that Mario games have long since lost their charm and soul of the early days but Nintendo at least puts effort into those games. Post-Naughty Dog Crash games has been a never ending humiliation ritual for the series. You just want to put Crash out of his misery.
Anonymous No.718544327
LOL!
Anonymous No.718544331 >>718544656
>>718543950
people don't watch family guy ironically. it's just mindless slop that you don't have to pay attention to, everybody knows what it is, and it's playing one tv channel or another basically 24/7. I doubt anybody who hasn't seen that bubsy jontron video is even going to play this new one.
Anonymous No.718544356
>>718543949
>I'm sorry but Crash died because he's not a character people would typically associate as the main hero. In a twisted way Crash reminds me of the Warner Bros cartoon Taz Mania. Taz the tazmanian devil is the main character and its revealed he has a family but his family is normal in the same way the other Bandicoots in Crash are normal. The same way Taz is the retard of his species Crash is the retard of his own species.

I didn't notice the connection until now and Crash does the Taz tornado spin to boot. But yeah I can see where Naughty Dog ripped off to create Crash.
Anonymous No.718544363 >>718544906 >>718544912
Y'know what? I'm gonna plug in my Xbox and play Wrath of Cortex.
Anonymous No.718544559 >>718545138 >>718545150 >>718546105
if all of the anthro characters in crash were presumably created by cortex, why are there so many of them that are aligned with good instead of evil?
Anonymous No.718544630 >>718545070 >>718599526
>>718504298
Klonoa died because he never sold well. You can't say his games were put on failing consoles. Klonoa debuted on the PS1 and his sequel the PS2. Those are globally successful consoles Klonoa simply never sold. Didn't help that his games were 2D when gamers wanted 3D. And even when Klonoa's 2D games were put in 2D handhelds like the Game Boy Advance he still didn't sell good compared to games like Mega Man Zero.

Klonoa failed because nothing about Klonoa appealed to gamers. Only shitty child fuckers liked Klonoa so Dead is Better.
Anonymous No.718544656
>>718544331
And honestly Modern American Dad is better than Modern Family Guy
Anonymous No.718544906 >>718545026
>>718544363
Mediocre retread of Warped aside, be glad you don't have a launch PS2 copy like I did. That loading screen sound is fucking etched into my brain and nightmares.
Anonymous No.718544912 >>718545026
>>718544363
Fair warning in advance it's gonna suck when you get to a stage that has ceiling hangs, but it won't be too bad up until that point.
Anonymous No.718544939 >>718545816 >>718546160
>>718543949
No Crash died because his zany cartoonish stupidity is easy to ruin by people who completely misunderstood the appeal of the original games and the cool way Crash was marketed in the 90's. There really was not much in the way of story-telling in the original games either. Nobody cared that Crash was an idiot because his games were simple, cool, and fun. That oddly successful brand was never repeated with later games made by other developers.
Anonymous No.718545026
>>718544906
For the most part, the Xbox version of every multiplatform game is the best.
>>718544912
Wrath of Cortex was my first Crash Game. I went back and played the first three eventually, but if I had to rank em, it'd be Two, Wrath, Warped, and the first one. The Third one is nice, funny animations, but its levels are kinda repetitive. Yeah Wrath adds vehicles, but the vehicles are fun.
Anonymous No.718545070 >>718545670
>>718544630
didn’t nippon like klonoa? (& parappa)
Anonymous No.718545138
>>718544559
The Cortex Vortex is what makes the anthros evil (or loyal to Cortex)
But it malfunctioned when Crash was put in it
Anonymous No.718545150 >>718545293
>>718544559
I never understood the logistics of the whole "animal mutation" thing anyways, like in the original game it seemed like the whole goal was to prevent Cortex from using the machine on Tawna, and then Coco shows up out of nowhere in 2. I used to imagine it was kinda like Sonic where there are naturally both normal animals and anthro animal people, and Cortex wasn't responsible for creating the anthros, he was just giving them brainwashing them to serve him and maybe giving special powers to some. The machine fucked up Crash's mind instead of successfully brainwashing him, but it did give him tard strength and enhanced agility.
Anonymous No.718545153
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash was a shit game and a shit platformer with bullshit difficulty. That's why it became irrelevant.
Anonymous No.718545159
>>718533991
After analyzing the trailer for a bit I'm confident that it'll be a solid 6/10. They're definitely taking some inspiration from Mario 64 with his moveset and level design, but the size of levels range from Mario 64's to Banjo Tooie's and look barren and several scenes of long stretches of road with little to no challenging obstacles. It looks practically unfinished - like some early beta footage for a Kikestarter trailer.
Anonymous No.718545293
>>718545150
It was a two machine plan. The Evolvo Ray (invented by N. Gin) was what turned regular animals into anthro ones. The Cortex Vortex was the mind control device, itself using bombardments of TV programming to instill a personality into the animal.
Anonymous No.718545298
>>718503532 (OP)
>Mario lives because of quality games
lmao
Anonymous No.718545365 >>718546384
>>718503532 (OP)
>if this isn't a lightning in the bottle sensation were canning the series
crash 4 sold reasonably well for a modern 3d platformer, if activation had any interest keeping it the series around crash 4 sales would make it sustainable. be the next hotness or you're fired is not a reasonable metric for anything aside from a handful of elite legacy franchises which crash is not a member of.
Anonymous No.718545407
I wish we could see the Komodo Bros, and Crunch again.
Anonymous No.718545427
>>718543224
Blananza has no solid consistent design. You just punch and throw shit until you get Banans that are literally just sitting there while the game throws an occasional platforming challenge at you that ranges from baby to mild difficulty.
It's not a good game.
Anonymous No.718545670 >>718545789
>>718545070
Japan doesn't like video games about cutesy anthro animals. The most they like is cutesy anthros that do NOTHING like Animal Crossing where you do NOTHING. This also explains why Japan worships fluff nothing like Hello Kitty. They just like hollow cutesy nothing for the sake of it.

So Klonoa who tries to tell emotional stories about depression and trauma? That doesn't appeal to the bug people of Japan.
Anonymous No.718545789 >>718553379
>>718545670
>Japan doesn't like video games about cutesy anthro animals.
This literally, factually isn't true. Fuga sold well.
Anonymous No.718545816
>>718544939
Crash is better off dead. Today's hack writers see Crash and will triple down on making him a bumbling idiot. And I can't stand this. The same way Goku in Dragon Ball Super got turned into a seriously hopeless idiot that's what happened to Crash. What is this called again? Flandernization.
Anonymous No.718545820
>>718503532 (OP)
If Sony execs had any kind of brains they would've bought Crash during the PS2 era and made Crash their mascot.
This is what happens when an IP that isn't a braindead FPS gets left in the care of the Call of Slop devs.
Anonymous No.718546105
>>718544559
If were being honest alot of them are neutral and only showed up out of familiarity or profit. Like mutants introduced in Crash 1 like Pinstripe, Kong and the Komodo Bros inly have one prominent appearance and never show up to hurt Crash again.
Anonymous No.718546160 >>718546716 >>718546789 >>718547416
>>718544939
They didn't understand that crash was mute, not stupid. He always looked like he was afraid of everything, but later designs gave him this "competent hero" sort of thing going on. Then they made him scream PANCAKES like it was some sort of character development.
Anonymous No.718546252 >>718546387
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8q3phFR5vA8
Anonymous No.718546295 >>718546387 >>718546576
>>718542709
>I can see Atari trying to fasten that to themselves in their rebuilt form aiming to rise up to relevance again.
This.
Does anyone even remember their blatantly obvious "Groovy posting" shilling campaign on here for, what was it, some new console or Amiga revival or some shit?
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.718546361 >>718546646 >>718566814
>>718508842
Atari in general is constantly making weird decisions ever since they stopped making consoles. They are truly a weird company that somehow manages to survive.
Anonymous No.718546384
>>718545365
and also a large part of the reason why nothing original is being created anymore. people will always watch every new cape slop movie no matter what, so they really don't even need to try. it's a really shitty situation we're in with media these days.
Anonymous No.718546387 >>718546576
>>718546252
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8q3phFR5vA8
Thank you for sharing this, really.
>>718546295
Oh God, what if Atari releases their own console to compete with the Big Three?
Anonymous No.718546576 >>718546769 >>718546889
>>718546295
>>718546387
that's what people thought they were trying to do, but I think it was just them releasing a 1:1 model of one of their consoles with a bunch of build in games, and a port you could put actual atari carts in if you had them.
Anonymous No.718546646
>>718546361
They somehow rebooted Haunted Mansion three fucking times
Anonymous No.718546716 >>718547814
>>718546160
This.
Anonymous No.718546754 >>718547136 >>718547218 >>718547439 >>718547735 >>718549809
Anonymous No.718546769
>>718546576
Honestly if they could make a console with every game - every. Game. From the console and computer line - I'd buy that.
Anonymous No.718546789
>>718546160
I mean, the intent was always that Crash was stupid but the final games just emphasize his laid back attitude a lot more since there's little chance for his little brain to come to fore. About the most you get is Crash 2 where he scratches his head in confusion whenever anyone talks to him in a cutscene.
Anonymous No.718546889
>>718546576
I think it was that (picrel?) or that other console Tommy Telerico was developing that was a massive flop. My memory's fucked. I just remember shills forcing Groovy Wojak.
Anonymous No.718547136
>>718546754
Make Sonic a green zombie labeled "Undead, merch-seller" and it's perfect.
Anonymous No.718547218 >>718566186 >>718598840
>>718546754
You forgot to add Bomberman, Simon Belmont, and Earthworm Jim
Anonymous No.718547416 >>718554441
>>718546160
He was always pitched as a dumbass, he got pushed into the cool guy Dreamworks smirk shit on the covers because the suits thought aping the Sonic "mascot with attitude" stuff would help sell. This is not a "cool" character, or rather he's cool by merit of being a crazy cartoon character who does cool stuff.
Anonymous No.718547439
>>718546754
Blinxbros... we are forgotten...
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.718547515 >>718547770 >>718549040 >>718549741
>>718523315
>CTR has battle passes and FOMO out the ass while running at 30 FPS when the original was 60 if I remember right.
>Crash 4 got it into their heads that Crash is about difficulty and level length, not just solid level designs that are reasonably sized.
>On the Run is just a cash grab using the IP.
>Team Rumble was a game no one asked for, no one wanted, was trying to be a live service deal, and died on launch.
That's what happened. Just consistently poor choices on repeat. The fact Spyro got no focus past Reignited is actually more baffling to me than Crash getting all these games because after Crash and Skylanders failed they did nothing with Spyro whatsoever.
Anonymous No.718547735
>>718546754
Platformers making a come back, even Bubsy somehow returned every other big name AAA developer decides now is the time to shit away the mascots they bought their way into over the years.
Anonymous No.718547770
>>718547515
>FOMO out the ass
kek. I got the game on launch before the GPs started and I bought the summer time pack with the coins I earned. Then when the GPs and roadmaps started, summer time N Trance was never made available again until the end of the game's life cycle, so I played him exclusively like a cunt.
Anonymous No.718547814
>>718546716
It was sort of a mixture of the two, with it being skewed towards the former in the first game and skewed towards the latter in Warped. It's just that the way modern devs approached the zany cartoonish side of Crash was so muddleheaded and repugnant as to only be appealing to people who are as dumb as their crude caricature of Crash himself. And also the games from the 90s looked great and aesthetically satisfying whereas now they look repulsive and soulless.
Anonymous No.718548516 >>718549924
It's over for Crash.
Anonymous No.718548821
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash died because crash 4 fucking sucked
Tawna had nothing to do with it
Anonymous No.718548912
Microshit should just sell the IP to someone competent.
Anonymous No.718548975
>>718536156
I'd bet you it's the same people that think Ripper Roo is a dog.
Anonymous No.718549040 >>718549538
>>718547515
I think the funniest was Crash not getting anything in Smash Ultimate and it was hilarious considering even Warframe got representation in smash before Crash did.
Anonymous No.718549538 >>718549706
>>718549040
>Super Fire Emblem Bros
Anonymous No.718549706 >>718549803
>>718549538
Doesn't Mario have more in smash
Anonymous No.718549741 >>718549827 >>718552328
>>718547515
Activision apparently just does not give a fuck about Spyro. Reignited was almost certainly made to ride the coattails of N. Sane, and information indicates that it was a B project given less attention than Crash 4. Even after Spyro sold a minimum of 10 million units, the unmade crossover project TFB pitched was basically going to just be another Crash game set in Spyro environments.
Anonymous No.718549803 >>718549968
>>718549706
Mario is worthy of having many reps, Fire Emblem is not.
Anonymous No.718549809
>>718546754
It feels good being a SpongeCHAD
Anonymous No.718549827 >>718549885
>>718549741
Anonymous No.718549885
>>718549827
Anonymous No.718549898
I play through the ps1 games every five years or so and every time I get further away from understanding the reverence for them. There are so many mechanically interesting games of that era. They just put so much money behind it that it lives in the cultural consciousness even if it doesn't deserve it.
Anonymous No.718549924
>>718548516
Wait who's driving? Where's the wheel! They're gonna Crash!
Anonymous No.718549968 >>718550717
>>718549803
Corrin I get but Byleth was a neat addition and I like the moveset.
Anonymous No.718550717
>>718549968
there are 3 straight up clones of marth in smash ultimate. I get clones are easy to make, but why the fuck do you need 3.
Anonymous No.718550921
>>718536369
N. Quisition
Anonymous No.718550935
>>718543768
Were you expecting Coco porn?
Anonymous No.718552328 >>718552997 >>718562130
>>718549741
As a fan of both its kinda always been like that. Spyro got reinvented harder through the years than Crash did from that edgy LOTR ripoff to Skylanders.
Anonymous No.718552672
>>718543220
I see, you're doing the thing where you're out of arguments, so you'll just make up something stupid and pretend I said that in order to make me look bad. Well, alright then, I can do that too.

>Pigs go moo
No, they don't, retard. You lose.
Anonymous No.718552997
>>718552328
all of the enemies in this renders are from different levels and that bugs me
Anonymous No.718553379
>>718545789

First one didnt. Other sold not because of animals but because they were generic shonen slop
Anonymous No.718553881
>>718542895
It's funnier seeing them seethe at the "Mario lives because high quality games" kek

Truth hurts doesn't it
Anonymous No.718554316 >>718558780
>>718534314
Kirb's doing fine. Sonic and DK need their labels swapped.
>Mega Man
11 wasn't even that long ago and the series has like 30 billion goddamn titles in it, MMfags need to stop fucking crying.
Anonymous No.718554441
>>718547416
This. Crash, both conceptually and as a character, is stupid. It's amazing he even lasted as long as he did.
Anonymous No.718554674 >>718554837
This reminded me that I never even bought ctr lol, is it still alive on Switch 1/2?
Anonymous No.718554837
>>718554674
not a whole lot. I tried playing it recently on switch 2 and I couldn't get a lobby of more than 5
Anonymous No.718557042
Bump
Anonymous No.718558150 >>718561678 >>718561752
Anonymous No.718558780
>>718554316
>Sonic and DK need their labels swapped.
nah superstars was more gay than bananza
Anonymous No.718561190
>>718509912
Dumb coomer
Anonymous No.718561495
>>718523315
It was like a shitty romhack for an entire game.
It looked pretty in some areas, but the character models looked so fucking stupid in every single frame.
Anonymous No.718561568 >>718567041
bubsy lives off of memes lmao
Anonymous No.718561580
>>718503532 (OP)
>Crash Bandicoot died cause of a blue haired sideshave
No, Crash died because his future rested in Activision's retard hands, and Crash 4 didn't meet their retard sales expectations despite clearly being a success
Anonymous No.718561639
>>718505291
Championship Edition is good though

>>718505319
>washed their hands off the IP
Naughty Dog never owned Crash. Same with Insomniac and Spyro.
They were both contracted for a specific number of games, which would be owned entirely by Universal, and they both wisely chose to stick to one IP for the duration of their contracts.
Anonymous No.718561678
>>718558150
Anonymous No.718561752
>>718558150
she fucks human men
Anonymous No.718561847
>>718525009
Waste of dev time to could have gone to at least one more Spyro game (at least TfB MIGHT be making a new one now that they're independent). Who the FUCK was asking for a Crash MOBA?
Anonymous No.718561886
>>718529340
>no third game set in Japan
It hurts.
Anonymous No.718561964
>>718533596
Funny how these guys got their man in office and they're still not happy. But, that's for another board to discuss.
Anonymous No.718562130
>>718552328
Ah... early 3D Spyro, my beloved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLqqg56ih8k
Anonymous No.718562169 >>718562761
>CTRL+F coco's
>0 results
No wonder the games are fucking dead
Anonymous No.718562245
>>718503532 (OP)
>Crash Bandicoot died cause of a blue haired sideshave
Polniggers like to kmagine that, but no
Anonymous No.718562285 >>718562451
Still doing better than Rayman. Seriously, the flops Rayman has ever had were the Rayman games that didn’t feature Rayman. I was so sure we would get Rayman 4 after how popular origins and legends were, but then we got nothing…
Anonymous No.718562331
>>718523965
>To push out a wet fart of a game that openly denounced every single game in the franchise for a cheap joke is a damn bold thing to do when it made many of the same mistakes that the real Crash 4 (Wrath of Cortex) made.
That's what's funny to me, NF just shows that EVERYONE was happy to see past characters come back, fucking YAYA PANDA got a fan base just from showing up. So to set 4 before all those characters and essentially rewrite the timeline just felt weird.
Anonymous No.718562431
>>718525009
I was exited at first because I thought it was Crash Bash 2 and I actually like these sort of party games because they’re insanely fun in a group, especially if that group isn’t very familiar with video games. Then I realised it was some shitty weird MOBA esque game with no local multiplayer. Why would I waste money one something with a useful life if 1 week?
Anonymous No.718562451
>>718562285
Good
Fuck rayman he fucked my wife
Anonymous No.718562491 >>718562746 >>718562785
>>718537070
They bought Activision for Call of Duty, Sony rightfully called them out, the government started breathing down their necks and they decided to share their ball with the other kid. What annoys me to this day is still them buying Rare and doing fuck all with Banjo and Conker, and recently they canned a new Perfect Dark and a possible new game, so now Rare is once again stuck in a rut, switched from cucked Kinect dev to only working on Sea of Thieves.
Anonymous No.718562525
>>718503532 (OP)
Activision is so bizarre with this ip when Crash sell even more than Mario sometimes
Anonymous No.718562563
>>718504929
But the thing is crash bandicoot is not some AAA game and their games sold more than the average platform.
Anonymous No.718562630 >>718562827 >>718565018
>>718503532 (OP)
It's funny how mariofags know they dodged a bullet thanks to Activision retardation, it was fun seeing them cry during Crash trilogy remake and CTR remake to the point mods were banning those
Anonymous No.718562746
>>718562491
Rare doesn't want to go back to their old IPs and Microsoft is open to other studios inheriting them like we saw with Killer Instinct and Battletoads
Do you ever stop and question if the ideal studio that'd do Banjo-Kazooie justice, would be willing and available simply doesn't exist?
Anonymous No.718562761 >>718562841 >>718562947 >>718563484
>>718562169
Is it so hard to believe people like Crash Bandicoot and don't want to be in some weird chronic masturbator Coco cult
Anonymous No.718562785
>>718562491
>and recently they canned a new Perfect Dark
Because it was a costly endeavor that was in development hell with no end in site
Anonymous No.718562792
>>718531327
>Microsoft also has the evil within hostage
Damn, the hi firush game was so lucky
Anonymous No.718562827
>>718562630
Janny even deleted the Sonic x shadow game outselling Mario wonder thread
Anonymous No.718562841 >>718562928
>>718562761
Didn't toys for bob say they would like to make a banjo game? They're currently working on a spyro game so a banjo game made by them wouldn't release until the 2030's
Anonymous No.718562928 >>718563086
>>718562841
They did
That's why I said
>available
Because sometimes the studio that'd be perfect for it (at least on paper, I know /v/ aren't really fond of them after Crash 4) is not available
Anonymous No.718562947
>>718562761
Those things aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, they support each other.
Anonymous No.718563086 >>718563240
>>718562928
If i were Microsoft i would give toys for bob more money so they can create a 2nd in house dev team to work on banjo.
Anonymous No.718563131
>>718505291
*Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2 (2014)
Yes I'm not kidding.
Anonymous No.718563240 >>718563518
>>718563086
Microsoft doesn't own Toys for Bob
They went independent
Anonymous No.718563261
>>718503532 (OP)
>Banjo is dead because fuck Microsoft
Anonymous No.718563484
>>718562761
They are the same thing. Most people who love Crash played it in their childhood and many just developed a crush on Coco. She has one of the best designs of a furry character.
Havent bought 4 but I played the trilogy, it was still great even with the less cartoony look.
Anonymous No.718563518 >>718563564
>>718563240
Who cares. If toys for bobs pitch for a banjo game was actually good then they should throw money their way to create a 2nd team to make it. Tfb is basically a 2nd party studio for Microsoft because they hold the ips that tfb care about
Anonymous No.718563564 >>718563761
>>718563518
Anon if Crash 4 underperformed why would a new Banjo game fare any better?
Anonymous No.718563761
>>718563564
If Microsoft is actively looking for studios to pitch a banjo game to them then they obviously think it'll do alright numbers.
Anonymous No.718564665
>>718525009
Fell for the live service meme
Anonymous No.718565018
>>718562630
Surely Odyssey did better than it, no?
Little Helper No.718565024
g'mornin
gotta head out shortly but to specify more on this >>718536369
Suggest the design of a character and I'll get to work figuring something out once I get back later on in the afternoon.
I'm not taking name suggestions or 'haha, meme's - I just wanna see some brainstorming for stuff you guys can come up with that fits the setting for Crash.
There's basically little-to-no need for additional human characters and the chimeras that proliferate the cast are a far more interesting prospect to work new ones in to, so I'd recommend going from there.
See you all later.
Little Helper No.718565275
Oh right, here's a preview of where custom character modelling's at right now.
Again, still no character texturing yet but it should come eventually.
Right now it's all the work of vertex colours.
Icons and such can also be done but this is just a quick preview.
Little Helper No.718565371
Anonymous No.718565437
>>718520191
I liked the tag team racing game on ps2
Little Helper No.718565597
Anonymous No.718566101
>>718534314
spongebob being there makes this one of those autistic deviantart collage images
Anonymous No.718566186
>>718547218
Bomberman became an MtF
Anonymous No.718566814 >>718567015 >>718569161
>>718546361
Atari (and I am being dead fucking serious) still makes consoles and cartridges.
Anonymous No.718567015 >>718567265
>>718566814
Like actual 2600s???
Anonymous No.718567041 >>718571336
>>718561568
Meanwhile, Crash was killed by one.
Anonymous No.718567087
>>718503532 (OP)
What makes her sister so hot?
Anonymous No.718567265 >>718569914
Looks like Crash is about to lose his catchphrase as well.

>>718567015
2600s and 7800s
Anonymous No.718567329 >>718567867 >>718575609
>>718534314
It's over, Bubsy won the war...
Anonymous No.718567408 >>718567542 >>718569229
Demo has a lotta self-awareness. Also, this was a canon thing from Paws of Fire.
Anonymous No.718567542
>>718567408
Demo? Where?
Anonymous No.718567867
>>718567329
Bubsy-Sama.....
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.718569161 >>718569349
>>718566814
I know, one of their continued odd business ventures considering how far separated we are from it. Haven't they also dabbled in handheld emulator systems that play Atari games recently too?
Anonymous No.718569229
>>718567408
Where’s this demo?
Anonymous No.718569349 >>718569694 >>718570213
>>718569161
You know, you could just go to their website instead of asking randos on the interwebs, right?

https://atari.com/
Anonymous No.718569694
>>718569349
>Straight up still selling 2600's and games

This is actually insane to me
Anonymous No.718569884
lol mod is a furry snoygger and gets mad when you call out his stinky diaper
Anonymous No.718569914
>>718567265
That's pretty damn awesome
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.718570213 >>718571461
>>718569349
There it is, so at least I remembered right. They're such a strange company nowadays, it just feels like they're surprisingly diversified in what they do while also still using their pedigree to stick around safely.
Anonymous No.718571336
>>718567041
Its okay.
Crash has his little sexter.
Anonymous No.718571416
>>718536198
Always this retard around
Anonymous No.718571461
>>718570213
The old Atari went under a long time ago, both the brand name and its IPs have been used by multiple corporations over time
Current Atari is just renamed Infogrames, after Hasbro acquired both
Anonymous No.718571816 >>718572698
>>718523315
You can blame the game, the designs, the release date... But in reality, the simple truth is that Crash is uninteresting to modern gamers. He was born at an age when everybody needed their own mascot, and platformers were commonplace. As long as you could make a really damn solid game, your mascot would be successful, even if the character is nothing to write home about. Crash was exactly that - he was a pretty uninspired Sonic clone who became successful because his games were visually stunning and fun when the genre was still in vogue. Times have changed, and now Crash is a relic of the past.
Honestly, the biggest mishandling here is not Crash, it's Spyro. Spyro was an amazing character with tons of potential; he could've easily become one of the genre's mainstays if he got a chance to spread his wings again. I believe that his hypothetical fourth game following the remake trilogy would've sold really well.
Anonymous No.718572698 >>718572838
>>718571816
Crash barely acts and looks like Sonic, what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.718572838 >>718586050
>>718572698
>a bad dude with an attitude who runs around forested areas, destroys shit, allies with animals, and fights an evil mad scientist (who apparently created him) while trying to rescue his girlfriend
He's not similar to the Japanese Sonic, but he's very similar to the Western Sonic, except for the quips.
Anonymous No.718573691 >>718576991
>>718522942
>CNK FMVs
That was the best interpretation of the PS1 models. I'm still omega mad they were only used in that one game. Also hate how Lex Lang, despite him being a good VA, has been permamently established as Cortex's VA instead of Clancy Brown. Lang's Cortex is too much of a clown.
Anonymous No.718573838
>>718503532 (OP)
Remake/Restored version when?
Anonymous No.718574179
>>718503532 (OP)
crashed got fucked by the publishers. simple as
>jewniversal tried to milk it into the ground. fucked over naughty dog 6 ways to sunday by demanding millions to let them work on new games after ctr
>actijewzard wanted nothing to do with cartoony paltforming games
>now bought by microshaft and left to rot like hundreds of other franchises in their bottomless vault, among banjo and blinx, where they'll never escape from because microshaft's pockets are bottomless, and they're only interested in "serious, mature games for adult gamers"
Anonymous No.718574220
>>718533072
naughty dog devs had to dev crash in a corporate buliding hallway. that's how poorly shitniversal treated them
Anonymous No.718574410 >>718575192
>i want more of the same forever
Just become a Final Fantasy or Pokemon fan. These will probably go for another hundred entries.
Anonymous No.718574575
Fun fact: Bubsy's power level is so high that even when his kickstarter failed, the game still got made and released.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bubsy/bubsy-paws-on-fire-spicy-extras/description

Seriously, where did Bubsy get his immortality powers from? And how can they be harvested?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/926180/Bubsy_Paws_on_Fire/
Anonymous No.718575192
>>718574410
>final fantasy became arpg slop
>same thing is happening to pokemon as more and more turn-based elements are scrubbed and the games emptied of content
that's not what I call a series
Anonymous No.718575324
>>718537070
anticompete, and ensuring you always have the biggest dogs at play: cod/candy/wow/tes
Anonymous No.718575519
>>718537070
because copyright laws last a lifetime and a half, and trademarks can be renewed forever
Anonymous No.718575609
>>718567329
>I'll be back!
And back he came.
Anonymous No.718576256 >>718576284
>>718503532 (OP)
what if we make a dark reboot where crash bandicoot is a drug addict
Anonymous No.718576284 >>718576956
>>718576256
And Cortex kills Coco
Anonymous No.718576334
>>718534314
Spongebob is carried by his cartoon THOUGHBEIT
Anonymous No.718576956
>>718576284
To be fair, Coco is a worthless character who should've never existed.
Anonymous No.718576991 >>718578220
>>718573691
As usual always blame Activision, those models are either lost or in a vault somewhere.
Anonymous No.718578220 >>718584868 >>718585941
>>718576991
crash was able to tap this despite being a complete retard reject? damn
Anonymous No.718580776 >>718581732
>>718503532 (OP)
>>Crash Bandicoot died cause of a blue haired sideshave
I thought Lombax titties was a different game
Anonymous No.718581732 >>718582569 >>718590719 >>718598986
>>718580776
Anonymous No.718582437
>>718536887
QRD?
Anonymous No.718582569
>>718581732
LOMBAX TITTIES LOMBAX TITTIES LOMBAX TITTIES LOMBAX TITTIES
>what? why are you firing me? this is sexism!
Anonymous No.718582772
Visual representation of how Bubsy 4d got made by the dev.

https://x.com/Fabrazz/status/1958092134176763982#m
Anonymous No.718584868
>>718578220
Chicks love quirked up retards
Anonymous No.718585251
>>718532451
>hmm I can't provide an argument and explain why these levels are shit, guess I'll call him a poopjeet!
Always the retards that resort to the popular buzzwords of the time.
Anonymous No.718585941
>>718578220
He has charisma and beats anything he comes across.
Anonymous No.718586050
>>718572838
Damn, i do see your point
Anonymous No.718586468
>>718503532 (OP)
>>Crash Bandicoot died cause of a blue haired sideshave
The hole you dug, you shall lay in it
Anonymous No.718586895
>>718503532 (OP)
>Flop Cummypoop losted
Chadsy wins again
Anonymous No.718587343
>>718526559
This image is so insanely specific it makes me laugh.
Anonymous No.718589261
Anonymous No.718589352
>>718503532 (OP)
She killed the series.....What a naughty girl.
Anonymous No.718589462 >>718590910
>>718503532 (OP)
I think the reason why Bubsy got more comebacks and refuses to die is because the standards and expectations for a Bubsy game are pretty damn low
You wouldn't hand any random indie developer Banjo Kazooie, Jak, or Crash Bandicoot because there's a lot more to lose and disappoint but with Bubsy there's nowhere to go but up
Even if the game is mediocre or outright bad it doesn't matter because
>lol it's Bubsy
Anonymous No.718590272 >>718590754
>>718536369
I'll try to get the ball rolling with some boring ideas (and low-quality doodles).

A big game hunter huntsman spider and a cassowary without any stereotyped personality/gimmick (yet); maybe she could get mixed with a lizard to get some kind of pseudo-dinosaur.
Maybe an amphibian could be neat, too.
Anonymous No.718590719 >>718591042
>>718581732
People got bored of the game and dropped it before even seeing her
>auto scroller sections you can't go back through if you miss crates
>murky backgrounds you can't tell from foreground
>"sir the players keep getting killed way too much because of the shittiness!" "Just give them unlimited lives and make some comment about lives being an outdated concept!"
>Crate total: 67/285
Little Helper No.718590754 >>718593057
Alright, I'm back
>>718590272
Nice work, Anon.
The huntsman looks really good.
I'd suggest for anyone coming at this to keep designs minimalistic and low-detail at first, then add additional details and such in second and further showings of the character.
Anonymous No.718590910 >>718591286 >>718591407
>>718589462
>You wouldn't hand any random indie developer Banjo Kazooie, Jak, or Crash Bandicoot
That is literally every Crash game
Anonymous No.718591042 >>718592762
>>718590719
You do know she got her own trailer right? People knew about her.

https://youtu.be/I8KyvOFdCa0?si=DYtjHu1VRsNGnp3b
Anonymous No.718591286
>>718590910
Technically Toys for Bob, Beenox, and Vicarious Visions aren't indie studios (well at least before Toys for Bob bought back their independence) but the point is that there's a difference between handing the IP to experienced AA developers with decades of work compared to a relatively new and much smaller indie team on a more modest budget
Anonymous No.718591407
>>718590910
Maybe Dimps with Crash Boom Bang.
Anonymous No.718591697 >>718597980 >>718598621
Crash 4's biggest issue is that it was a game for nobody. Casuals didn't enjoy it because 80% of the game consists of ball-bustingly difficult challenges and asinine crate hunts clearly designed for veterans. Veterans didn't like it because they redesigned everyone and did a soft reboot, discarding the good ideas from the PS2 games and replacing them with nuTanwa.
Anonymous No.718592762
>>718591042
Imagine if they didn't show this trailer. The game probably could have lifetime sales of 1 million copies. Maybe even 2.
Anonymous No.718593057
>>718590754
Thank you, I'm glad you liked it anyways.
Anonymous No.718593143 >>718593514
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash was never, ever good.

t. played it exactly one time in an airport in 1996
Anonymous No.718593514 >>718593638
>>718593143
Filtered
Anonymous No.718593638
>>718593514
Yeah it didn't pass my good game filter
Anonymous No.718594002
>>718505801
Bubsy was Accolade's originally not Atari.
Anonymous No.718595139
Anonymous No.718595736
Sex with bandicuties.
Anonymous No.718595824 >>718598547
Do people actually like Crash? Feels like people only like him and Spyro is because they were the only two mascot platformers on Playstation.
Anonymous No.718596065
>>718534314
>Shitrobot
Remove him. His presence is a disgrace to Sackboy.
Anonymous No.718596252 >>718596779
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash died because crash 4 is dog shit. I understand though. I wanted another 3d yooka laylee. Instead they're remastering the first because retards couldn't handle a camera.
Anonymous No.718596478
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash 4 was legitimately good and fun, only shit thing about it was 100% it but that's just for people already into the game anyway.
Nitro fueled was 11/10, pls port to pc you God damn faggots
Anonymous No.718596779 >>718597876 >>718601105
>>718596252
crash 4 is simply padded to hell and back
>hidden crates every single round, and they're required
>some levels are simply too long and start to drag
>relic inflation
>n. sanely perfect relics (no reset level button because fuck you btw, exit to the hub and reload the level again :^))
>do the levels again but with an eye-raping color filter
I've got nothing against crash's gameplay, but they've made taken it too far
and then of course you have the poz (trawna) and the butchered designs (coco looks like a fucking unsexy triangle and has the face of an overfilled dumpling, crash has a dreamworks crap-looking face that spits in the face of the concept art, etc.)
Anonymous No.718597754
>>718543710
I don't remember Pac-MAN being a sexy female
Anonymous No.718597876
>>718596779
>every single round
>no reset level button
You're talking out your ass.
Anonymous No.718597918
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash was never good. So it's fitting that no one likes it enough to support it.
Anonymous No.718597980
>>718591697
I’m pretty sure it was made bad on purpose and Rumble was the final nail in the coffin.
Anonymous No.718598547 >>718598950
>>718595824
Yes, they're only pretending to enjoy the games because of that, smartass.
Anonymous No.718598549
>>718538673
Cortex needed to overthrow his boss so called up his mouth Le school buddy to help out in exchange for giving him the credit to everything
Anonymous No.718598597
>>718503532 (OP)
Think it's just cause the game still doesn't have that many weeks,but i'm sure we'll get more poc characters soon enough
Anonymous No.718598621
>>718591697
>Casuals didn't enjoy it because 80% of the game consists of ball-bustingly difficult challenges
Then casual needs to get fucking good. Crash 4 was easier than 90% of NES platformers.
Anonymous No.718598840
>>718547218
Earthworm Jim died peacefully after the plan to resurrect him as woke shit failed and got cancelled
Anonymous No.718598950
>>718598547
Glad you confirmed it.
Anonymous No.718598986 >>718599190
>>718581732
To me is funny that they want to blame the "failure" into the tawna.
even if the game sold aceptable millions.
Anonymous No.718599190 >>718600814
>>718598986
Theres no proof it sold millions beyond one disgruntled employee on social media. Meanwhile the sales for N. Sane, NF, and Reignited still get sales updates.
Anonymous No.718599253
>>718503532 (OP)
Crash Bandicoot is the crack addicted uncle of gaming.
Anonymous No.718599275
>>718503532 (OP)
>Bubsy is brought onto this Gay Satan Earth once a decade just to be universally reviled and told to fuck off once more
Not exactly a flex over Crash, dude.
but yeah Crash died because
>Activision
>Fags for Bob
Still waiting for CTR to come to PC btw (never happening just like JSRF for PC)
>>718533161
>>718533639
How the FUCK is Atari still around? How many skinwalkers have worn that corpse?
Anonymous No.718599517
Anonymous No.718599526
>>718504298
>>718544630
Or… get this…
Have Klonoa flash his boypussi and gamers will flock to it
Anonymous No.718599580
Anonymous No.718600359
"Crash Bandicoot 4: It's about time" was/is an awful game that killed the franchise. If completion sucks in your Crash Bandicoot game, you've made a BAD Crash Bandicoot game.
Anonymous No.718600814
>>718599190
but even with casual people and "normies" they probably saw nothing wrong with the game.
Anonymous No.718601105
>>718596779
The crate and relic inflation is insane by the standards of the series. You can find so many articles and posts about it, just search "crash bandicoot inflation"