Thread 718512324

Guten Tag!

hello my fellow gamers

If I had friends, I'd probably given Enshrouded a shot.

How does the industry manage to get worse and worse?

>>718512324 (OP)
dubs and we get Half Life 3

>20 minutes
ARE YOU READY

WHERE IS MY DD2 DLC
I NEED TO HAVE A BLAST AGAIN

How does 90% of this shit get funded?

i hope sjokz get naked or im wasting my time

When are they announcing something cool?

>>718512594
it's still pretty fun solo

Why are all these games so devoid of originality or creativity? Is it publishers forcing them to make the same type of slop because they think there's a built in audience there or something?

HECK YEAH SONYBROS
THIS IS THE PORT WE WANTED

>white man game on a black man system
lmao

>>718512628
they're mostly profitable, that's why they keep doing it

>>718512606
yeah i wonder (((how)))

>Games come out with cute girls and pantyshots
>All gacha I will never ever play

>all the real games are filled with goblins and awful characters
I monkey pawed myself making 300 vidya panties threads a year

I swear the preshow was better than the real show. At least up until this point.
Will it redeem itself with the last 20 minutes?

Is there some sort of law that forbids good voice actors from working in video games and anime dubbing? They're ALL awful without exception, cartoons don't have this issue

>>718512682
In 6 minutes, start counting

You guys told me this was japanese school girl dark souls

>>718512628
I ask myself that all the time
All the good studios truly got slaughtered in the late 2000s
We can't get Timesplitters or Mercenaries these days but we get a new fucking Bubsy

Henry's come to see us!

HENRYS COME TO SEE US

every trailer is making me angrier and angrier I just punched through the drywall in my room

KCD 2 DLC
>>718512594
It is fun to play desu, but soloing sucks

>>718512608
Valve would never announce anything at any event

henryslop

no

>show is extremely mediocre
>/v/ is crap to browse
I'm tired anons

It could be worse /v/. You could be a Dragons Dogma fan hoping for a DD2 expansion.

get ready for more chinese / korean mmo slop!

>>718512807
endfield has me interested because of the satisfactory aspect but that's about it
the other ones look really derivative of each other

>>718512823
yes its called SAG-AFTRA

>>718512324 (OP)
KCD2 DLC looking nice, but
>Still no Judas
Shockbros, is it really over?

So did they show anything good

>>718512982
nobody cares about that flop

milllennialcore

doing crack is funnier than this

>>718512982
you're fat

>>718512982
SHUT UP

Oh, I forgot about this game.

this is so fucking shit. there is nothing to look forward to, video games are dead.

for whoever asked if it was just growing old - no, this definitely all garbage, it's not even funny how shit most of these games are

Once you get past 30 watching dozens of loud trailers back to back just becomes sensory overload.

>>718513083
what do you think

lamb sex

>>718512982
Dead franchise bro, just forget it

I think all these companies are panicking and can't figure out what zoomers want thats why there is so much weird shit

>>718512823
its a highly incestuous industry. They go out of their way to keep anyone actually talented out. The worst part is none of them have any actual fucking training, let alone talent. Its the reason the same handful of fucking untalented hacks are the VAs for every fucking show and game

WHO ASKED????????????????????????????????????????

>>718513205
That's why I'm watching the stream with a vtuber.

BLOOBER BROS IT'S BLOOBIN TIME

>wow
>woman
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS

holy walled femme

Is it me or was the preshow more interesting?

>>718512807
ive never seen the 7D Sins anime but the game looked very nice at least

>chat going wild
Lmao, is WOW still that big?

>>718512951
the state of /v/ often reflects the state of the video game industry
When the games are shit /v/ is usually shit
Unfortunately, the industry has been in the gutter for well over a decade

>>718513278
'jak them

christ she's ugly

>>718512324 (OP)
>infinite ue5 slop
>infinite gacha slop
>infinite hero shooters
>infinite anti soul gas
>infinite strong brown women

Games aside, I really wish they'd pick better songs for their trailers.
Better yet actually make tolerable trailers for once.

BOOO!
nerd shit

>>718512982
At least those Niggas got a standalone game in the last decade.
Meanwhile Shock fans have been waiting for Bioshock 4 and Judas for ages. All we got recently was the SS1 Remake (the SS2 Remaster was a nothingburger and doesn't count).

>>718513205
I have migraine now. But I think the trailer quality is so poor these days that even as teenager I would have probably felt the same.

Hag sexo

Is she a lich?

did she just forget what she was announcing for a second?

wow already has a new expansion??? wasn't the last one just a while ago

>turning wow into ffxiv
its never been more over

>>718513250
>Hero shooter
>F2P anime dogshit
>Muh souls like
Seems like they have the zoomers figured out

No wonder Blizzard went to shit.

HAG SEXO
HAG SEXO
HAG SEXO
MOMMY MILK
GIB MILKIES

i think they stuck this shit to blizzcon because no one else gives a shit

J. K. Rowling?

she's speaking like I slowed the youtube video to 75% speed

Holy fuck get off the stage HOLY FUCK

>have i ever played WoW
lmao no

IM UNCOMFORTABLE BY THOSE PAUSES

I bet they are going to kill the last horde leader.

Thanks for the lecture Missus HR worker.

I REMEMBER THE SUNWELL

now that is a hag maxing if i ever saw one

>>718513613
she can be thrown into a horror movie set as is

>back to the fucking Sunwell
fuck offffffffffff

Why is she talking so slow

Another CG trailer of angry middle aged women, LET'S GO!

Reminder that a second of air time on this show costs several thousand dollars

Imagine being the kind of person that actually buys any of these games.

>>718513616
i thought* shit

Never played WOW. Played Everquest and FF14 and both bored the shit out of me

Lmao did they manface Liadrin

>>718513297
>>718513336
>>718513613
>>718513720
>>718513764
This is a comfy thread you fucking spergs. Go scream in the sticky. Absolute faggots.

lesbianic facial features. gross

>>718513613
this

>>718513828
she has to let the cue cards update

>Leadrin is a man faced hag now
Holy fucking shit its never been this over fucking hell

Ummmm wowfags? defend this?

okay you can show the good games now

>>718513828
literally having a microstroke

They turned WoW into Marlel capeshit.

IMAGINE PLAYING WOW IN 2025 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mmos have to be the worst genre of games

>>718513412
it's the world in general
Games are not as good
Internet is a big mess
/v/ is a hellhole
damn it

No Dispatch news?

>>718513964
Huge Homeworld 3 vibes here

The Dante game is NOT a soulslike
I repeat, it's NOT a soulslike

>>718513964
kektimus, imagine paying for this

>>718513914
>Female Wehrmacht soldier
Femcels don't exist, faggot. No non-prostitute woman wants a Chud.

>>718513964
looking like Aloy from Horizon

is it over yet

>>718513964
I think I prefer wuk lamat to this.

>>718513985
We're almost done, right? 2 hours. Last 15 minutes coming up.

>>718513964
Who the fuck is that bitch even?

wtf is she an orc-elf halfbreed? why the fuck is she so ugly?

I didn’t even know this was happening

>>718513964
that style is too realistic for WC...

Sylvanas again? Blizzard is out of ideas.

thats too many woman in a wow trailer im out

>>718514094
>procedural dungeon sloppa
oh boy

Only 15 minutes left. Cease with the fucking world of warcraft!

Hordesisters...

Veilguard 2?

holy shit wrap it up

I am 100% convinced some of these face animations were AI generated, especially Xalatath

>>718514226
They banned hot elves from the series.

>>718514175
meant to be Leadrin
>Here's that slender, nimble blood elf i was telling you about

so glad ive never gotten into wow now warcraft 3 thats a good game

>>718513485
>Shock fans
disgusting

girlboss lead characters are so tiring

WOW art and cinematics looks way cooler than the game

Okay this is embarrassing, wrap it up already.

Geoff that final reveal better be worth

Warcraft is so fucking corny, holy shit

>>718514221
You WILL listen to womens' struggles, you WILL learn, and you WILL be happy.

I will now buy your mobile game.

Gaaaaaay

why is every character in WOW a middle aged woman?

I don't understand was just happened

OH MY GOOOD UNITED WE STAND AGAINST AGAINST THE NIGHT WOAAAAAHHH

>>718514094
>procedural generation
yeah, it's even worse

Remember when WoW trailers were about being cool and showing off what would be in the game? Now it's just a bunch of people crying and talking about nonsensical shit.

Bottom 3 all time WoW cinematic

Wait did they get rid of that weird black armless paladin?

That is fucking embarassing, remember how hype WoW's animated trailers used to be? that was fucking garbage, no cool characters or cool things happening at all

>>718514469
playing through wc3 right now and its great it even tempted me to play WoW. but holy shit it looks bad - fuck that gay shit

>2025
>WoW

>>718513964
Who is this supposed to be?

How do they always manage to scrape together 2 hours of the most boring game ads ever, year after year?

>Le psychological horror
YAY, MORE DEPRESSIONSLOP
>>718514410
It's bad enough for us, no need to add fuel to the fire.

man I still remember when these cinematics actually looked cool and weren't just random marvel slop

FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLY

>asymmetricslop
fuck off no one wants these

Finally something interesting

>"Thank you Blizzard. Very Cool!"
lmao geoff is alright sometimes

>>718514617
We all know what happened to American devs. It's all so sad.

>>718514617
its a soap opera. no longer about the world or story - its a marvel slop soap opera

CUTIE ALERT
CUTIE ALERT
CUTIE ALERT
CUTIE ALERT
CUTIE ALERT

Evil Within?

I hate everything about this except the cute girl in body armor and I'll be damned if I don't like cute girls in body armor

>>718514658
>>718514469
You don't get it, it looked cool at the time

Streamerbait
>>718514662
Turd Worlders love MMOs.

>>718514617
WoD was the last good cinematic.
I miss Garrosh.

>>718514509
all the male characters got killed off years ago

This doesn't look so bad

>the warcraft trailer is STILL GOING
holy fucking shit, WHO CARES. are mmotrannies really this widespread?

CUTIE ALERT
I REPEAT
CUTIE ALERT

Raiden?!

>play as the monster
ok i'm intrigued

>asymmetrical PvP
This time it will work out for sure...

>>718514982
you're several minutes late brother
but yeah it did keep going for way too long

There are only 2 games, the China game and the Western game, they just reskin them over and over.

Hey this looks alright

>>718514617
Millennial devs mind poisoned by Joss Whedon and Marvel. Europe and Asia is dabbing on Amerifats.

>>718515013
>Moonlighter 2
What was that about again? The games shown here are very forgettable.

ogey

>>718515101
stupid 2 minute post timer fucked me over

Hory SHET

Might be goo-
>PVPVE Asymmetrical psychological horror
Get fucked

>>718515073
These 1 vs 4 games are never good ever without exception

this looks cool but will immediately ruined by meta game fags who will dominate every game

Not much time left to show both Ghost of Yotei and RE9

>Laura Bailey
For the love of God, stop hiring the same 3 voice actors for everything

ENOUGH SLOP PLEASE ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HNNNNNG

>attractive woman
>cool gunplay
>interesting premise
Only downside is the PVPVE bullshit

GIRLS UND PANZER !!!!

Nearly 2 hours and they HAVE JUST NOW showed an interesting game.

this was a complete waste of 2 hours only thing that can redeem it would be hl3

>you haven't seen them do anything like this before
>more tanks
??????

>>718515227
you WILL listen to the same 3 people over and over again and they WILL NOT hone their craft or improve in any conceivable way

wars are fought by WOMEN now, chud

akira reference

pvpve is kinda fun in hunt showdown but this will probably be slop

Armored Warfare clone

>>718515330
this

>>718515282
there's no way the pvpve 1v4 slop is the thing that interests you

Epic girlboss zoom in number #917561
The worst music you've ever heard in your life number five for today.

This is just Girls und Panzer if real

>more tanks
Does that autistic guy screaming into the void about tanks in every giant robot thread actually work

>>718515138
I didn't play much of the first, but you go into dungeons and collect shit to sell at your store. Second one looks like first but with bastion graphics.

>>718515392
It’s a video game
It’s not real

>>718514360
>Leadrin
>THAT
You can't be fucking serious.

>>718515392
Nah, not in TRUMP'S America, go back!

NOW IS THE LESBIAN CHINK TIME

uhh... playsissies... It looks MID. How do we cope with this?

>GOY
They aren't even being subtle anymore.

>Ronin
>Woman
So suckerpunch wants to piss away all that goodwill they cultivated with the japs then? Lmao

Do Americans not realize all their protags are the same now?

Damn, the Normies are going rabid over their new cinematic Snoyslop.
>>718515474
So a Lethal Company clone?

ape strong together

How much did Sony pay Keighley to have them end the show with their trailer?

>PvPvE
>good looking
yeah, like all those other games
this one will surely be good

wtf that water sucked

more female lead, more jap eido samurai slop

i'm so tired bros

>be me
>play Ghosts of Tsushima since everyone here sucks it off
>after 30 minutes realize it is no different than any modern Assassin's Creed game
You retards really give anything set in Japan a bonus

>>718515671
This game has been reveled for like a year
Why are you still pissing yourself

The animations look shit. Janky as fuck.

Good morning, I hate women

>>718515282
>ghost of yoDEI
Aaaand we are back to slop.

Yotei genuinely might beat Expedition 33 for GOTY. This looks phenomenal.

Enjoyed Ghost of Tsushima. I have zero interest in Yotei.

what was the name of that FPS with the goo monster

Video games are dying.

>time to take down the evil cis males of the japanese patriarchy once and for all
Nice environments, too bad they ran out of budget for the main character.

>>718515792
you fell for it bro

>>718515885
Same.

>>718515849
If you are a fucking idiot maybe, the graphics are literally the one thing it has over E33

>>718515891
project spectrum?

>>718515891
Shadowbringers Horizon: Origins Gaiden

FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYY

>>718515885
>Zoomer Spongebob eating slop from a bowl.jpg

>>718515849
Not going to happen. It's a generic sequel to an already generic game.

>>718515792
Hey I have standards, it has to also be made in Japan like that Onimusha crap.

Where my REchads at?

One thing I noticed after playing some Sony games this gen is the graphics are barely better than last gen and also they keep rehashing the same shit almost like they're a one trick pony. Ghost of tsushima looked the same on a 2013 console. Same with the spiderman games.

Anything good abounded or just the usual western slop

>>718515447
Besides that and Endfield, everything was shit. That Dante lookalike was interesting, but only a CGI trailer.

>>718515885
This. Even towards the end of Tsushima I was getting pretty bored of it

They turned RE into a woman soap opera too? I'm out.

nice gameplay

About fucking time. Now I can go back to vidya after this

>>718516190
goyslop

>sitting on the bed with her shoes on
Do Americans really?

IS THIS SILENT HILL????????????????????????

>>718515885
>1st game ends in obvious sequel bait
>from the second mongoloid invasion to the shogun hunting you down
>haha fuck you, woman protagonist 200 years later
fuck that

LESBOS

>>718516162
They lost a lot of talent over the past decade and covid basically head hunted all the best people away to more profitable businesses.

>>718516120
Everyone always makes fun of it but I would pound her (him (her (him))) so hard.

If I had a game I would totally cast her for that reason.

I had no interest in Ghost of Tsushima. But Yotei looks really good

>>718516242
grow up

>>718516032
That's the one
>It's not on steam
It's over

Grace is my wife

Oh no not another co-op game where one is the flashlight bitch and the other plays the game.

>>718516214
>You WILL listen to the cutscene about her feelings and press x to take pms medicine.

These animations are kind of stiff

Is she retarded?

>Resident Boomer
who gives a fuck?

FOLLOW MOM

Nice gameplay REfags

This is Resident Evil.

cinematicslop

>Follow mom
yes ma'am

>>718516032
Yeah, only thing showing gameplay that wasnt gacha lol

>>718516336
Then she would expose you on her twitlonger

>>718516269
shocking

>>718516506
sex

Nice gameplay Capcom!

>Resident Evil
Where are Ashley's big milkers
Where are Dimitrescu's big milkers
This is all I know about the series

I stopped watching GamesCom, it's all fucking dogshit.

lol this is so cringe

>women with a gun is fucking useless
pretty realistic capcom

RE7 was a mistake

When did RE stop being about zombies

>>718516506
Looks like Maria in the shitty SH2 Remake, but with a reasonably sized head.

>plastic bag into knife to the throat
uhhhh that's retarded

>>718516190
the most interesting thing was a patch for an early access survival craft-em-up

>>718516506
mom owes me rough sex and breakfast

>>718516506
Ethan died for this....

I really don't know how anyone can care about this franchise anymore.

this is so based

>>718516586
>forgetting Rebecca's bubble butt

sex with Grace

e33?
slop

terrible facial animations to be honest

They already confirmed you can play this in third person as well right?

Never complain about RE Village after this game.

remember roundhouse kicking zombies?

Man this looks like shit

So fucking lame. Capcom is dead.

>>718516685
Yeah seriously, why not just skip the bag?

do americans really talk like this?

>wrap his head in a plastic bag
>then slit his throat

Please let it be over.

This shit is so boring

>>718516506
we need more milfs in resident evil

Only 4 games looked cool to me
Damn this boring show, conferences used to be really good
And damn this place too, often bad opinions and sometime abhorrent post
Why are things so bad
I miss how things were before...

I want a refund

>Another crying women trailer
Did the game industry just collectively forget how to make things seem appealing?

They could've made a cool horror story with like a scary farmer or some shit but they decided to make it a life is strange knock off with emotional women.

WHERE IS HALF LIFE
WHERE IS HALF LIFE
WHERE IS HALF LIFE
WHERE IS HALF LIFE

>>718516662
re7 was the best of the lot. re4 took it in the wrong direction, 7 revived it, 8 went in the wrong direction again

I predict a lot of ear-grating screaming and crying

awesome facial animations to be honest

>>718516806
We're way louder

they really have jack shit ready to show to the public huh?

>They closed with that shitty trailer
lmao

>>718516696
grim

FUCK CINEMATIC WALKING SIMULATORS

oh boy another surprise announcement that'll be dogshit

ONE MORE THING

>one more thing
Please be good.

ONE MORE TING

ONE MORE THING

DRAGONS DOGMA
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WUKONG 2

lmao

>>718516817
oh shit it's a fucking conspiracy

China won

YEEEEEEEEES MORE CHINK SOUL SLOP

the teasing was wukong? Seriously???

Forest Kaysen at home
lol

It's Onimusha 5

What a fucking dissapointment this was, waste of time

What the fuck is this dub kek

Black Myth Wukong DLC

CHINA WILL GROW LARGER

That's a big fuckin tiger

>one more chinkslop
fuck off Geoff

>>718516336
Not a very good-looking feminine penis, though, desu.

wow this was terrible

>one last surprise for you all!
>another fucking soulslike

ah yes, classic british stock, chinese guys with cockney accents

I don't know enough about Chinese myth to be hyped for this

>wushit
Pass. The Chinese can scam themselves by buying this shit as their Patriotic Duty.

>>718517298
actually very good CGI

The fuck is this RE even? Where is mold superpower girl from the end of Village?

Embarrassing end desu

Am i supposed to know who this big chink is?

OH MY GOD ITS ZHONG KUI!!!

ZHONG ... KUI!!!!

who's zhong kui

Don't care.

china keeps winning

nobody wants gook games

>another ching chong bing bong game
Who the fuck cares?

>comfy thread
But it’s a shit show

I HECKIN LOVE MY CHINESE OVERLORDS

wow this was awesome

I wanted the game to be about the two dudes. What a letdown

>>718517268
>OI
>YOU GOT A LU BU PURSUIN' LOICENSE

>that was it
Christ.

he hyped the last reveal for fucking THAT?

black myth more like black zzzz

Why do chinks only do chinkslop?
Wasn't the cultural revolution supposed to stop chinkslop?

but would you rape her?

The future of gaming is just Chinese slop

>ending the show with ccp shilling
absolutely disgusting
and pathetic

>>718516806
A real American wouldn't have gotten his throat slit because he wouldn't have bothered apologizing over a power outage.

why no high budget wuxia games? black myth is lame

>ganondorf game
ill play it

CHYNA taking over

It's Black Myth: Zhong Kui.... not the best way to end the show.

Worst ONL ever?

such an AMAZING show

F
GAMES ARE FUCKING GARBAGE

3/10 DAMN YOU GEOFF
AND DAMN YOU ANONS TOO

>>718517487
Same lol

This was honestly probably the worst show I've ever seen.

>>718517452
the chinese do because the get days off to play them

>Wukong 2 is the one more thing
Every time I keep feeling I've seen the worst of these big show streams, the next one happens. Legitimately the only thing that looked fun was fucking Lego Batman

At least we had Sakurai today

How many chinese/japanese mythology games was that?

That's it?

BLACK MYTH 2 AND 3 ANNOUNCED

what a joke

Fuck you for watching!

That's it? That was Gamescom?

Dreadful.

Chinese show.
Zzzzzzz

>china wank
>gacha slop
>souls shit
pain

>>718517553
Those are for domestic market.

I'm tired
My head hurts
I want to go to sleep

I honestly don't know why I keep tuning into these, there hasn't been a hype announcement since Skyrim

B-b-b-b-based!

Dire.

how many more of these chinese pieces of shit that are astroturfed by bots and shill farms forcing it to the top of steam will it take before people realizes these are not worth the money?

seriously if you are a westerner and you by any of these games, you fell for chinese marketing. they are shitty sekiro ripoffs that nobody likes but they have been artificially boosted

Honestly id take a handjob from with woman. One will just have a lot of experience.

>>718517674
...yet

>>718517398
It's not from journey to the west, it's a deeper/older legend. So who knows what direction they go with that

post yfw

>>718517446
>Dude is so ugly they exiled him and then he killed himself
>Made the king of ghosts after going to hell

>>718517708
>>718517740
Based

dunno about you guys, had a blast watching this show

>>718517825
>was hyped for shartrim
kek

that was awesome
so many good games coming
I'm excite bike for them all

The future of gaming has never looked brighter than it does right now, /v/bros...

>>718517851
Westerners already don't buy these games

silent hill and the girl who was the demons all along game were kinda cool i guess

>>718517937
Chinese names are so fucking retarded.

>ending the show with a forgotten flavor of the month franchise
What were they thinking?

>>718517708
>>718517740
it gets worse every year

>>718518002
I wasn't, but the announcement was hype, and the surrounding frenzy, not even GTA6 got as much of a reaction

>>718517980
same bro!
I’m going to go have a blast and play Monster Hunter Wilds™

Not sure what you guys were expecting. Like what did you want announced?

If I sell my GPU I will still be able to play 99.9% of the games worth playing that were made in the last 10 years.
Literally that bad.

>>718518136
raffi?

>>718518181
literally a single game, just one, that wasn't copypasted slop

I think it started fine, but then fell off a cliff.
Did the chinks pay Geoff to say something about multiple award winning or was he scared to not suck off their small pp's?

Also wasn't there supposed to be two shows for Gamescom this year?

>>718518181
fun games

based, get back in the sweatshop, xhang. i want it by next year. Wukong was very fun

>>718518181
something I want to play

>>718518156
so you want normalfags npcs to be hyped?
ok

>no black female lead game
Uh, a bit racist? But it was alright

>>718517937
you know aside from the myth part of this, i 10000% believe there was once a real chinese guy who was so ugly he got fired then decided to smash his head into the place that fired him until he died. that just strikes me as very chinese so i believe it

>>718518181
Swen Vincke Larian spaceslop.

>>718518181
Ace Combat 8

>>718518126
China is where the money is at.

>>718517937
>denied a position in the emperor's government he deserved
>kills himself in indignation
>gets awesome supernatural hell powers
>instead of taking revenge on the emperor and his lackeys, he decides to fucking server them
China is such a cuck nation holy shit

Do the stickies just act as containment for all the Twitch chat addicted zoomers so that /v/ can still be bearable?

China is based you idiots they are anti globohomo

>>718518101
there was a non-zero amount of westerners who fell for it

>>718518349
I would like there to be things to be excited about in games again

>>718517398
Ganondorf if he buddhist

>>718518181
ANYTHING appealing

>>718518508
pretty much

>>718518508
yes

>>718518465
The Asian share is 99% gacha and mobile

>>718518524
>Literally censored wuchang after release
Imagine if it had denuvo. KEK

>>718517937
>Get top grades at an entrance exam to serve the Emperor
>Get denied and stripped of all your honors because you're too ugly
>Kill yourself
>Now in Hell, someone there finds you so talented you get made the King of Ghosts
>Decide to go back and serve the Emperor who fucked you over in the first place
This is a chinese folk hero?

>>718518508
Honestly even these comfy threads feel like stickies from ~7-8 years ago, they're too fast

Every time I see a chink game I realize we take for granted how the Japs are willing to make games in western settings so often but the Chinese seem to absolutely refuse for the most part

GANON

I don't know if we've grown out of video games or if video games are just going to shit more and more with every year

GC always was a low budget E3 rip-off for german casuals, what did you expect from this shitshow?

completely forgot about gamescom, did i miss something interesting?

>>718518465
I, for one, welcome our new chinese overlords

>Nobody cared about Indiana Jones going to the Switch 2.
Why does anyone even try with the Switch 2 other than Nintendo themselves? Everyone plays 3rd party games on PS, Xbox, PC and even their phones before they pick the Nintendo console.

literally nothing good, I'll play RE but what they showed was ass
I'm done done with 3d action games it's unreal

>>718517937
Was he white in the folklore? why did they change his skin color in the game

>>718518684
Watch Hero if you want to understand underlying chinese mentality, it breaks it down pretty well. Last half a hour is enough if you are too adhd to sit through the whole movie.

>Saber goes from Space Marine 2 to some quirky diverse cast of characters having a blast killing zombos
Maybe the most disappointing thing about this show honestly

>>718518563
so you were excited for shartrim? got it, glad you cleared that up

people actually watch this?

I really hope this isn't the close of the RE story while at the same time the main character is this Grace bitch. If you are going to close the story out it needs to be a leon, claire, chris, jill game not some new character out of nowhere connected to a game that shouldn't even be canon.

>>718518879
As a Nintendo Switch 2 owner, I didn't ask for Indiana Jones. I don't like Indiana Jones, I've never liked Indiana Jones, I've never even cared enough to hate Indiana Jones.
I don't want any of the games that were shown today to be on Switch 2. Keep that trash off of my platform niggers.

>>718518863
Nope, AAA gaming is fucked for a minimum of a year

>>718518181
Lego Batman

>4 tank games
>3 horror shooting games
>3 generic soldier games
>4 RTSs
>50 soulslikes
>1 anne frank game

>>718519183
The announcement was hype, the gameplay details they released later were what killed it, also it was "skyrimjob" and not "shartrim" newfag

Amazing how Nintendo really just does their own thing in their own schedules and presentations. Really the whole live studio audience world premiere format has been outdated for a decade now. Geoff is being stubborn keeping it active after Covid killed off e3.

>>718518753
The enshittification of gaming just reached a critical point that it became obvious, doomers have been proven right

>>718519340
>Geoff is being stubborn keeping it active after Covid killed off e3
He personally makes more than 100 million per each show he does. Why wouldn't he keep it going?

>>718519340
Geoff is lucky almost every company is incompetent and doesn't make enough games to justify a solo presentation

>>718519245
My Nintendo systems are usually Nintendo + RPG machines. Everything else I would ignore.

>>718517674
It was so fucking boring this year that I tapped out halfway through and just peeked at this thread. And I almost never do that if I don't skip a year.
Doesn't help that everyone in the sticky was also so bored that the reactions weren't nearly as funny, they weren't even spamming the usual anime lewds like usual and then whatever fun was left was ruined by some faggot(s) spamming nasty shit all over.
But at least Kirby looks even at the very least sort of exciting and that wasn't even part of the show lol. Looks like it's business as usual for me avoiding new releases except for one or two Nintendo titles every couple years and then scooping up the decent ones for cheap later on.

>>718517937
>be smart motherfucker but so ugly that you don't get a job
>tardrage so hard that you break your skull at their building
>Satan notices your potential and makes you king
based hero of the ugly bastards

>>718518414
>>718518496
>>718518684
>Decades after Zhong’s death, another emperor of the Tang, Xuanzong, came down with a spleen disease and couldn’t be cured for many years. One night, he dreamed of an ugly and rough man who caught a little demon, dug out its eyes, and ate it alive. The man in the dream yelled at the emperor that he was “the jinshi who couldn’t get a government post, Zhong Kui!” When Xuanzong woke up, he was cured. The emperor immediately summoned the famous painter Wu Daozi (吴道子) to paint a portrait of Zhong Kui, which he hung in his palace to ward off evil spirits. He would also send paintings of Zhong to his officials at the end of each year as gifts.

>>718519330
>OMFG EVERYONE IS SO HYPE FOR SLOPRIM THIS IS SO HECKING HOYYYYPE
embarrassing

Question. Does Ubisoft still make games? We are months detached from Blackssasin Creed and they have nothing announced

>>718519576
but there was a bunch of anime posting, it just got deleted quicker than the cp.

>>718519647
You are new

>>718519340
Nobody keeps up with that shit besides their fangirls. It's just another company trying to control what their tard fans are exposed to without the inconvenience of occasionally looking like fuckwits on the world stage (E3)

Where can I find comfy from this shit show?

>>718519692
Didn't they tease new division announcement on gamescom? Why the fuck it wasn't in the big show?

>>718518968
>I'm done done with 3d action games it's unreal
but onimusha looks good

>>718519340
Nah fuck you, the Nintendo directs are sterile and soulless just like Nintendo games, the problem with these shows are the bad games devs are making, not the show format itself

>>718519758
>YOU ARE NEW BECAUSE YOU ARENT HYYYYYPEEEE FOR SHARTSLOPRIM

>no fromsoft game
>no okami sequel news
fuck that shit

>>718519842
Comfy? Watching this shit raised my blood pressure
Do not watch Gamescom, it is not comfy if you actually give a fuck about video games

>>718519842
In the shit.

>nintendo direct: good
>gamescom ONL preshow: good
>gamescom ONL: garbage
typical

>>718518181
I was hoping for Ace Combat 8 because they teased it a month ago

>>718519903
because they are gay and probably have nothing to show and ubi is shit

>>718519956
it looks like all the rest
I'm am truly DONE with action slop

>>718519983
You are new because you weren't around when it was announced, maybe you weren't even alive

>>718519736
oh, then it was probably just not going through on my end since I was shifting between tabs or I just forgot.
>>718519976
Not him but I sort of agree on it being sterile, but as you said it really is all about the games. I could give a fuck less what the format is as long as I see good announcements. Though with the stage presentations at least in the early 2010's you'd hear the crowd go apeshit over a universally hyped game and I miss that.

>>718520385
>YOU WERENT ALIVE IF YOU DIDNT GET HYYYYPE WHEN EVERYONE ELSE GOT HYYYYYYPPPPEEEE FPR SHARTRIM YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE!!!!

>>718518989
Because he's a demon ghost zombie god man and thus gets a supernatural makeover

>>718520527
yeah you won't see it without restoring from archive if you're tabbed out. The sicko spam was annoying though

Comfiest way to check the announcements?
I'm having hard time navigating the steam page and the official page doesn't show much of the games.

>>718520943
No games were announced today.
Just tell yourself that.
Don't burn yourself with the truth anon.... some things you're better off not knowing.

>>718520530
The zoomer appears to be having a fit

>>718521127
I'm sure there was something interesting shown, I missed the stream unfortunately.
And could be useful if they announce anything new in the next 3 days.

>>718521502
No anon... please, don't do it to yourself.
There were no games announced today.

>>718520943
https://www.youtube.com/@IGN/videos

>>718517937
sorry buddy if you are ugly you are wrong and bad.

>>718521735
Cheers.