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>>718516391 (OP)
she looks like she stinks really good

>>718516391 (OP)
zoomers age like shit

should have just reused Rose
this new bitch is redundant

>>718517153
gotta flesh out the roster of newbies so they can fully retire the OGs

>from the director of RE7 comes ANOTHER MOVIE (also game)
This faggot needs to fuck off already

>>718516391 (OP)
>shoes on bed
do americans really

Where was she posting?

>game start with your character impotent and in a fucking scripted part
good lord, this nigga love this shit
RE7, RE8 and RE9 all start with this same shit

>>718517605
who do you think started this thread?

>>718517605
on /v/.

>>718516391 (OP)
She cute.

She cute

>>718516391 (OP)
cutscene heavy on rails streamer bait horror slop... with sprinkles of netflix tier drama... yes, I love the direction RE is going

>>718516391 (OP)
This shit is gonna be as bad as 8 isn’t it

>>718517697
He didn't direct 8

>>718516391 (OP)
the bug

>>718517860
>the intro of the game is linear
Wow I can't believe it.

>>718517605
She looked like a socially inept femcel so probably /r9k/

>>718517902
Worse. At least 8 was fun slop. 7 was basically a movie game.

>>718516391 (OP)
>two mediocre women talking to each other and crying
>no action, no gameplay, no cool characters, nothing

This has to be the shittiest trailer ever.

not playing as woman

I wanna kiss her

>>718517919
whoever did it, did the same shitty intro

>>718516391 (OP)
why is she wearing shoes on her bed?

>>718516391 (OP)
UGH MOM WHY DO WE GOTTA GOOOOO?
I'M LIKE WORKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

>>718518108
I know. I played it.

>>718518086
So that cancels out about half the entire series

>>718518019
why didn't they show some fucking gameplay then? maybe explore some of the games innovative systems? maybe because the gameplay is bog standard walking simulator

>>718518019

This was the section they chose to show to entice people into buying the thing, and it's absolute 0/10 trash. Only way I could imagine making that even less interesting is if the women were black.

>>718516391 (OP)
This cutscene was so gay holy fuck.

>>718517153
Glad I can ignore that shit RE8 DLC. Good riddance to Winters cucks.

>>718516391 (OP)
roblox pedo degenerate

>>718517481
yes

>>718516391 (OP)
>sits on her bed with shoes on
Do burgerclaps really?

Imagine her armpit texture when she ditches the hoodie. Hopefully hairy from being on the run for so long.

>>718517272
>gotta flesh out the roster of newbies so they can fully retire the OGs

They can never retire the OGs when all their new characters FUCKING SUCK.

>>718518494
what? she's like 20

>>718517481
we don't walk around in piss and shit all day like Europeans apparently do. Our floors are clean so it's not a problem. Have you guys invented mops or brooms yet, or are you waiting on us to figure that one out for you too?

Why is the facial animation so bad? It looks worse than previous RE engine games

Show me the monsters already I need monsters

>>718518770
Why bother? The proles will buy it anyways.

best part of coming home is removing my shoes
u americans are insane workaholics keeping yourtselves shackled at home

>>718516391 (OP)
Capcom has crossed over into being indistinguishable from western horror slop. The culmination of all those decades of ambition was to look like an American sewer.

>>718518687
>Our floors are clean so it's not a problem

Your streets are not clean. Your streets are covered in dogshit and heroin needles. Your shoes do not belong on your feet anywhere inside your house.

>>718517153
Fuck off nuRE fan

>>718518645
i mean there is always prequels to fall back on if they fuck up hard enough

>shoes on bed

do you really want feces in your face when you go to sleep

also the way she acted was more like a wow addict than a videogame heroine

>>718517153
Rose isnt even alive during this segment, this opening takes place in 2018.

Her mom was way hotter.

>>718518958
Your first mistake was living in the city, fool. Learn to clean your floors.

>>718516391 (OP)
>mom died because the neet daughter couldn't run 10 meters without fucking dying
LOL
LMAO even

>>718519052
Why is there shit on your shoes you filthy fucking animal? What the fuck is wrong with the Old World? You guys are disgusting.

>>718516391 (OP)
cant wait for the zipling video

>>718518804
>he doesn't know
This is from the faggot that made RE7. Get ready for scripted chase sequences by an unkillable stalker in-between long stretches of slowly walking in the dark. Like Outlast, except that the "chase sequences" are going to be at the pace of my grandmother running to turn the stove off.

>>718519221
because you use them to walk on the ground
its really not that complicated

do you eat food off the floor?

>>718519176
have you ever even tried running ten meters? its not as easy as it looks tough guy

>>718519363
Do you eat food off your bed? Why are you walking in shit?

>>718519176
>Meanwhile hinako from shf defeats an entire army of Sadakos

>>718519279
Shut the fuck up schizo no cares about your hateboner for 7

>>718519086
My floors are clean precisely because I don't use shoes indoors like a subhuman. Shoes are to protect your feet outdoors. You NEVER wear them indoors for any reason.

>>718516391 (OP)
Her not picking up the phone when it was ringing actually pissed me off.

>>718518958
I don’t live in Jew York City or any other leftoid urban jungle.

>>718519485
YWNBAW

>>718519440
eat
your
meds

>>718519485
7 deserves to be hated.

>>718519440
You walk outside. You wear shoes when you walk. Your shoes get dirty because the ground outside is always is dirty no matter what. How do you not know what shoes are for? Are you so obese you drive a wheelchair everywhere?

>>718519493
>>718519535
>>718519698
Maybe you guys should learn not to step in shit, then you wouldn't have to worry about it. Besides, Americans wear boots, we don't have time to lace and unlace them every time we go through a door. We don't wear silky little slip-on
fag footies like soft Europals do.

>>718516391 (OP)
What cartoon character do you think her underwear is themed after?

>>718519526
you will never be a man

>>718519853
domo neko

>>718519779
It doesn't matter what you step on you fat retard. Every place is dirty on planet fucking Earth. If your shoe touches any kind of ground at all, anywhere outdoors, even for one second, it's now dirty and will bring dirt into your house. You are some special kind of fucking fat retard.

>>718519442
She definitely has autism

>>718519853
The squirrel from spongebob

>>718519853
she plays zenless zone zero

>>718516391 (OP)
She probably smells.

>>718520249
of my cum

>>718520249
she washes 3x per month

>>718520105
>the Earth is dirty
You're a germaphobe and that's why your immune system is so weak. You've never gone camping or slept in the grass because you're terrified of Mother Nature. You're overcivilized and domesticated like a fat cow waiting for the slaughter. Keep your shoes off, you don't need them anyway because you never leave the city. There is no wilderness left in Europe and it's easy to see anytime you talk to a European, they have completely lost touch with the natural world. You disgust me.

>>718516391 (OP)
>”Mom tell me what’s going on”
>”There’s no time”
>Minutes pass
>”Mom, what’s..”
>”Shh, there’s no time”
>Dies
Not buying this dumb game.

>>718519485
7 is the worst numbered RE game and its fans are deluded and mentally ill. Yes, 6 is shit. 7 is worse.

>>718520665
Somehow it's even worse than RE6's
>I'll tell you as soon as we're at the Cathedral!
>There's no time, we need to get to the Cathedral!
>Forget them Leon, we need to get to the Cathedral!

>>718519583
>>718519526
>>718520865
samefag

We don't want Leon or the old cast because making good gameplay is hard so here's unskippable walking section as a new girl that easily get scared

>>718520665
>>718520940
fools, the corniness is part of the vibe

>>718520665
>tell me what’s going on”
>”There’s no time”
>Minutes pass
>what’s..”
>”Shh, there’s no time”

>>718516391 (OP)
>Those dirty sneakers
My god, imagine the smell. I'd pay to sniff the fuck out of her feet

>>718520118
Absolutely. Fully expecting Capcom to use it as a marketing point too.

>>718520665
to be fair at most scenarios involving people dying the priority is shut up and run instead of "explain me the deep background lore of the situation"

>>718517272
They've been trying since RE5 and failed miserably
>Sheva was made MC, nothing heard from her after Chris punched the boulder
>Wesker Jr, adult Sherry were supposed to be involved in future REs (Wesker Jr even had a sequel-bait teaser at the end of RE6), nothing heard from them since
>Ethan was this weird 1st-person player-insert that obviously never panned out, nowhere near as badass as Leon or Chris despite having some feats. Quickly scrapped after RE8 failed miserably.
>Rose was again sequel-baited in her DLC as an adult in the 2030s RE world working for Chris, nothing came of it either (that we know of so far)
RE's new cast have sucked balls.

>>718521268
Corniness is goofy shit like the entirety of CV/CVX.
This is just shitty writing.

>>718521553
I think ethan really grew on the playerbase

>>718521326
>>718520940
Helena was Luring leon to a trap in the cathedral no?

>re7 first trailer - show you the setting, show you the enemies
>re village first trailer - shows you the setting, shows you the enemies, cool scene with Chris
>re9 - two trailers, one interview and in the end they don't show anything except the ruins of the city

>>718517153
they should bring back ethan as a good guy mold monster that helps you throughout the game i don't give a fuck how stupid that sounds it would be kino

>>718521935
>>718521714
no one actually liked ethan

>>718522256
not at first, no
but he grew on all of us

>>718522341
like mold

>>718522256
>nooooooo he's the hecking familirino wholesome relatable based chadthan man!
Underage thirdies love him.

>>718522256
In RE8 he was fucking annoying but it got so bad it was good killing him off was wasted potential and him being made of mold with powers n shit would be cool

>>718519442
>>718520118
>Alyssa gives birth
>OK Miss Ashcroft, now we meed to make sure your little girl is protected against Measles, Rubella, the three-in-one T, G and C virus vaccines, MenB etc
>"My daughter is an autist. I bet Blue Umbrella caused this..."

Is it just me or do the animations look significantly worse than RE6/7? Lighting also not doing much here. Is this from the RE3 remake team or something?

>>718522501
? what are u talking about retard
families are thirdie shit now? they can't even run RE7
stfu

>>718522617
>Is it just me
yes

>>718519442
If I was her bf 'd jump on her bed and go monkey on her

>>718516391 (OP)
>Ashcroft
Alfred and Alexia had a daughter?

>>718522585
vaxd?

this is beyond eatin' good! we are HOME!! Capcom bout to fill the bubble bath for every other Jcorp in gaming!! this the BUSINESS!!@

Just imagine her fear as you knock her on her stomach and put her in a headlock with one hand while undoing her pants with the other

>>718521785
She reluctantly helped kill the president but everything after was her sister autism and had nothing to do with Leon

>>718521553
just wait for RE:6(2) when they all come back in co-op campaigns that overlap narratively :D
this time aged up rose will have the fully textured nipples under her towel model instead of aged up sherry having fully textured nipples under her towel model

>>718520118
>"GRACE! GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
>"N-nuh yeh."

>>718522992
That's Alyssa from Outbreak's daughter

>>718517153
Rose is just a Manuela ripoff who is just a sherry ripoff

>>718522701
>families are thirdie shit now?
When they're written poorly like Ethan or nuKratos? Yes.
>any computer ever
>not being able to run RE7
Thanks for the laugh.

>>718516391 (OP)
I have zero interest in playing as this character and honestly her model kinda looks like shit

>>718516391 (OP)
The facial animations are god awful, zero emotions. Death Stranding 2 really spoiled us

>>718516391 (OP)
>>718517972
She unironically looks like a mix between Adam and Dasha

>>718522992
Alfred is an Ashford, not Ashcroft
Yes, I agree with you, they should have picked a less similar name

>>718526459
lmfao fuck

>>718516391 (OP)
I have no idea how such a sex Goddess and Giga Stacy like Alyssa could give birth to such an ugly and meek femcel

>>718526459
Why so zoomers make such pathetic people into celebrities?

>>718526965
This but my parents and me

>>718516391 (OP)
Just give me a direct sequel to RE4. Why wont Capcom go where the money is?

>>718527271
>Why so zoomers make such pathetic people into celebrities?
How about you try repeating that question in english?

>>718526965
Better personality over asshole RE3R Jill.

>>718526965
>>718527306
same kek

>>718527390
That was normal English, ESLfag.