Thread 718520726

LMAO
Nintendo console are officially nostalgia machines
They know their audience pretty well.
Endless nostalgia slop is all they are gonna produce in the comming years.

Ironically Minecraft and Roblox are each nearly 20 years old.

>>718520726 (OP)
>iPad kids
He failed as a father long ago.

>reddit screenshot
You should go back, faggot.

>ipad to children
They're gone, your children are gone and it's all your fault

>>718520726 (OP)
>comming
coming*

>>718520726 (OP)
>9 AND 11
what is he trying to tell us?

>>718520726 (OP)
>having to pay your children to play your games
LMAOOOOOO

>>718520726 (OP)
>games keep getting worse
>nostalgia is bad, doe

How many new IPs has Nintroondo released in the last ten years?

>>718520726 (OP)
>trying to use reddit to prove a point
Yikes.

>>718521595
Splatoon

>>718520726 (OP)
The no games switchy 2 is now a Minecraft, Fortnite and fifa machine. 'fraid so.

>>718521595
>ummmmm....
>hmm.....
>tranny squid shooter.....wheelchair basketball and..umhhh.....welcome tour?

>>718520726 (OP)
Go back to your friends on reddit. You're not welcome here.

>>718520726 (OP)
>bing bing wahoo at 9 and 11
Embarrasing, the last game like that I played was Sonic R when I was like 5. After that I only played kino like Jagged Alliance 2, Hidden & Dangerous, C&C, Sudden Strike.

>>718520726 (OP)
this is a nostalgia website.

>>718520726 (OP)
if you give your kids a tablet or smart phone, theyre cooked for life. its over for them.

>>718520726 (OP)
Minecraft and Roblox have millions of hours worth of content. It's virtual legos and a game that can ape any game but with the inclusion of a social aspect. Bing Bing wahoo cannot compete, and kids are not worse off for not being interested in Nintendo's back library.

>>718520726 (OP)
It is outlandish to suggest that Mario is now no longer Mr. Video Games and instead more young people know mascot horror characters over him?

>>718520726 (OP)
His mistake was shoving an Ipad in their hands before a controller.

>>718520726 (OP)
nintendo is for 40 year olds, they dont need kids.

Atari does nostalgia better than Nintendo

>>718520726 (OP)
Nintendo fans are the most pathetic breed of subhuman on the fucking planet. I'm surprised it was even able to procreate.

>>718522103
say whatever you want but super metroid on the SNES was peak nintendo and was the path they should have taken
the baby shit started with the gameboy and was made permanent with the wii

>>718521880
Actually disgusting

He fucked up. We now have research proving that the earlier a kid gets a smartphone or iPad, the more retarded his brain ends up.

>>718522856
His wife was.

>>718522968
Yes, You definitely needed research to figure that out.

>>718522982
One of my favorite theater experiences was seeing a manchild dad pissed off at his son for not being enthralled with The Force Awakens

>trying to go against the algorithm
boomer dads deserve to get shot, they should embrace what their kids enjoy and not try to impose their own shit. Also his own fault for giving his kids access to the internet at such young age, dumb nigger.

>>718520726 (OP)
Replace Roblox with Zelda/Mario/Kirby and Nintendo with Football and its the same shit, just different generations

I don't think zoomers or gen alpha are interested in Nintendo shit, my dad asked if my little brother wanted a switch 2 for his birthday and he didn't want it, claimed the system is weak and the games suck. My dad looked offended lol.

>>718522982
This but unironically.

>>718520726 (OP)
>kids form a bond and interested on whats shown to them from a young age
MORE NEWS AT 10! who would have thought that a kid is drawn towards what youtube and his classmates/friends talk about instead of some boomer shovelware discount bin game like Kirby or Smash Bros? lmao.

>>718521264
?

the huge issue is kids are becoming iphone retards at such a young age. kids as young as kindergarten cant survive school without their phone and have a adhd attack if they cant bring it to class.

>>718520726 (OP)
>Nintendo games are too hard
Alphies are cooked

>>718521880
my arms... forgotten...

>>718520726 (OP)
Its not even a console or game thing. Its just that once these young kids get ipads and such devices its all they end up wanting and knowing. The only places I've seen first hand where this isn't so much of an issue is japan and some chinks. This is mainly due to cultural norms of spending time with family or just to study

>>718520726 (OP)
>his kids go back to the iPad when presented with something challenging
He failed as parent, both of his kids' dopamine reward systems are cooked.

>>718525515
Don't give them a phone or tablet and spend time with your kids instead. Go outside, play classic games, invent new games, do sport activities. read them books. Anything but a screen. Seems 2hard4parents these days.

Maybe he should try making a son.

>>718527293
>spend time with your kids instead
Don’t have time when office jobs force you to work overtime for a decent salary that will be mostly spent on food and taxes within the first week anyway