Thread 718533952

new Lego Batman is woke

>>718533952 (OP)
black Gordon is a thing in the Lego games and movie for some reason
or was it the movie that prompted this? been too long since i last played

>>718534094
It's definitely the movie, Gordon and Catwoman from now on will always be shilled as blacks outside of the comics

>>718534836
Unless they license games out to asia

>>718534836
Catwoman was mixed race in Year 1

It's all the different movies mashed together. Joker and Bane are Nolan, Catwoman and Penguin are Burton, and Gordon's black like he was in The Batman.

>>718537193
Wow, how compelling I guess all the other decades of comics and tv shows and games where she was white don't count anymore.

>CATWOMAN HAS TO BE WHITE!!!!
>Catwoman if she was white:

>>718537193
nah. she was played by eartha kitt once and then they decided this was a thing in the 2000s

>>718539550
>a black Catwoman and a Hispanic Joker? When did Batman get so WOKE?

>>718539670
Think again negro

>In a dystopian world monitored by Batman, a young child grows up in Smallville, Kansas idolizing the performers on a sketch comedy program, UCB Live. The protagonist's mother is disturbed when her child asks, "Was I born in the wrong body?" and immediately books a session with Dr. Crane of Arkham Asylum, who prescribes Smylex: a drug that forces its users to put on a happy face, even if they feel depression, anxiety, or gender dysphoria.

>Fifteen years later, the protagonist has grown up and moves to Gotham City to join the cast of UCB Live, designated as a "Jokeman" by a computer, who will be allowed to have an individual identity in the cast, unlike the women, who are all assigned to be nameless Harlequins that serve as back-up dancers. The process to become on-air talent includes paying $15,000 and enduring improv comedy classes from UCB cast member Ra's al Ghul. The protagonist strikes up a friendship with Oswald Cobblepot, another struggling comedian who cannot afford the entrance fee and the duo decide that they will instead make their own comedy troupe. To avoid rules that outlaw unapproved humor, they will call their act "anti-comedy".

>>718540020
>They set up at a dilapidated carnival and are quickly joined by a number of law-breaking comedians with their own deliberately unfunny and uncomfortable acts. One of these is Jason "Mr. J" Todd, who dresses as a Joker of his own and tells Marxist observational humor. Mr. J and the hero immediately strike up a bond and go on a date that includes Mr. J's confession that he is a transgender man, and has previously escaped an abusive relationship. This helps encourage the protagonist to articulate that she is a transgender woman and the two plot to have her dive into a vat of estrogen to gender transition.

>A retired Batman appears to stop them and it leaves Mr. J shaken. Mr. J reveals that his ex is Batman, who adopted Mr. J and trained him as his sidekick Robin. He later assisted with a gender transition to the identity of Jason Todd, but their relationship became toxic and sexual.

>The protagonist takes the name of Joker the Harlequin: a woman with a comedic identity of her own who is trying to be happy but is stuck in the abusive and self-sabotaging patterns of Mr. J. When Joker is breaking up with Mr. J and hacks into a broadcast of UCB Live, daring producer Lorne Michaels to let her host instead of Batman, Michaels agrees. In order to host, Joker has to go through a rapid-fire comedy training course with Ra’s al Ghul, who teaches her that she is destined to be the People’s Joker who makes comedy legal again.

should i get the lego Batman games on steam? they are 90% off in a big bundle

>>718540081
>On the night of the show, Michaels pumps Smylex into the crowd to ensure that they laugh no matter what Joker says and she finally has a moment where she understands what she needs to be happy and how it cannot come from validation from outsiders. She materializes in the Fifth Dimension alongside the powerful Mx. Mxyzptlk who offers to rearrange the time stream for Joker. She asks that her old friend Oswald be given the fame and power of Batman. For herself she only asks to have one happy memory from childhood: she has a vision of 1992, riding in the car with mom, as they sing along to "The Joker" and laugh.

>After the credits, the audience are told that Joker will return in The People's Nightmare: Freddy vs Joker and the glove of Freddy Krueger appears on screen.[3][4]

>>718540113
Yes they're based.

>>718539670
is that a fucking shoulder

>>718540152
alright i'll add 'em to cart

>>718534836
>Catwoman can't be bl-ACK!

jeffrey wright gordon was good thoughbeit

>>718533952 (OP)
He looks *this* close to retirement and already christened the boat

>>718534836
Black Catwoman is permitted because
>black cat aesthetic
>catwoman from the old TV show
>egotistical materialistic thief

she lego on my batman til i woke

KFCmobile

>>718539732
Ceser Romero was a spaniard. And spaniards are white.

>>718540669
why the fuck does lego need skin colours
make it all yellow
and they made most of them white anyway so what was the point from woke's perspective?

>>718534836
I saw Returns Catwoman in the trailer tho

>>718534836
I thought that too but they made Lois white again despite My Adventures with Superman browning her. I'm fine with race swapping if they can swap back.

>>718541324
because yellow Lando is wrong

Races are retarded.
A person living in Spain is white. But a person that looks almost identical and is also genetically almost the same is for some reason a different race if they live in any of the Americas.
Jeets are completely different from Japanese, Korean and Chinese people and yet are classified as Asian.
The Middle Eastern classification varies wildly from what looks identical to White people and to the stereotypical Arab person.
Even the Black race is nothing alike in the US and deep in Africa.
There clearly are a fuckton of specific ethnicities and the current racial classification is way too general. You could easily claim to be a Latino or a mulatto as a tanned white person.

>>718533952 (OP)
Good morning batman!

>>718534094
It started with the lego movie, after that thing almost every Gordon and Barbara has been black in animation and live action.

>>718540206
that's a butt, or a lack of one perchance

>>718541252
>And spaniards are white
lol

>>718542741
Is Spain part of Europe? It is? White.

>>718542287
Funny how Gotham knights will be the last of the Gordon’s being white

>>718542832
>everybody born in europe is white
lmao

>>718542915
No. All europeans are white. People born in Europe are not necessarily european.

>>718540730
>>catwoman from the old TV show
I always wondered why they hired a black chick for the role. Was it emergency casting?

>>718541798
They should've made blacks orange.

>>718539794
Imagine fucking the fat shit out of her while she softly mews. When you cum, she starts purring and you can feel the vibrations milking every last drop from your dick.

>>718534836
She's been black since Eartha Kitt? And Halle Barry?

>>718544903
What about Asians?

>>718544903
Mango Calrissian

You fags weren’t complaining about black Harvey Dent in 1989

>>718540456
She was really cute in the first few scenes. And then X-Men 2 she was fucking drop dead gorgeous.

>>718546004
How many people in this thread do you think were even alive in 1989

>>718546025
Forgot image

>>718546004
That black guy was supposed to be Harvey? Damn.

>>718546051
NTA but Black Wilson Fisk from Daredevil then

>>718537193
No she wasn't faggot

>>718545821
Just leave em yellow. Why change what works?

>>718539670
Now I'm sad because no one sends me pictures of Hank Hill when I'm having a bad day

>>718541538
Wasn't Lois in that show supposed to actually be Korean or something?

>>718546226
To be fair that nigger was huge
Things didn't start getting really bad until the 2010s at any rate

>>718534836
It's ok if they make my pp hard

>>718533952 (OP)
>YO BATDAWG! WHY YOU ALWAYS TRIPPIN’? HOW COME YOU DON’T JUST RIZZAPE THE JOKAH, AND GET HIM OFFA ALL OUR ASSES?!
What did Commissioner Jamal Gordarius mean by this?

>>718533952 (OP)
I don't remember Lucius Fox ever being white before.

>>718547834
You cut that off ages ago

>>718547546
So was Will Smith and they damn near cast his ass as Robin. 90's was full of "this but its the black version"
Soul Plane, Meteor Man, Nutty Professor. It only gets a pass because its shit from when we were kids or like another anon said: because it gets our PP hard.

>>718534836
Black Catwoman is fine because she's still hot.
Plus, they made her look like a tomboy

>>718550614
Can't lie... acrylic nails ruin it. Don't know why women wear that shit

>>718550614
only hot cause shes mix

>>718550614
I hate race changes but am mostly ok with this in and of it self albeit for two things: 1) she should have been forced to wear green contact lenses, and 2) this will only embolden progressives into making catwoman black in more appearances.

>>718533952 (OP)
Good thing superman was always woke.
No wonder he sees the best in people.

Now if only he could get a good video game.

>>718539794
>bending over
>skintight suit
>still -3 ass
lmao white people

>>718545852
lmao

>>718542287
It was only a matter of time, what with him and Barbara being ginger

>>718551302
>liberals (real americans)
lol

>>718551684
Yup

>>718551797
This is kind of amusing considering the left doubles down on vile racial politics to the point that Hispanics started voting for the guy who wants to deport them.

>>718551880
Interesting, because there isn't a left in America given there is no champion for the workers and and those who want to make an honest living, which what Superman would support given he fought corrupt businessmen, slumlords and racists Your strawman group must be effective.

>>718539732
>Hispanic Joker
See: White

>>718539670
No

This is Catwoman if she was white.

>>718533952 (OP)
Lego Batman was fun as a kid. How good are 2 and 3.

>>718551797
Slap a jap
-Superman

>>718552407
>Falsely equating Japanese who went to war with Ameirca, with Japanese Americans
MAGA aka The Guardians of America are up to their old tricks again

>>718552407
That was when japan chudded out and were helping hitler

>>718552198
They're even better but the series gradually becomes less Batman and more general DC as time goes on. Not a bad thing but something you should know.

Lego Batman 2 features Superman prominently and the rest of the Justice League shows up at the very end but the focus is still Batman. It's also the first Lego game with an open world and voice acting. Lego Batman 3 is a cosmic story about the Lantern Corps, Batman's in it but it's really full-blown Lego DC at this point. And Lego DC Super Villains is the only Lego game with character creation that's not shit.

>>718552041
>if there are no communist parties there is no left
bur

>>718552486
He did not specify

>>718545821
yellow with slanted eyes

>>718539732
Henry Cavill, Pedro Pascal, Caesar Romero
Shave the fucking stache. What the fuck are you fucking doing? This isn't I Love Lucy

>>718552680
>Everyone left of my far right ideology is a commie.
ROFL

>>718552782
could you even see the mustache on the tv's back then?

>>718551797
The way he's holding that kid like its that one Blackeddotcom meme

>>718539550
Are you retarded?

>>718552692
The one is wearing an IJ Uniform, it's specified.

>>718553059
And the internment camps were all IJ soldiers!

>>718552857
>keynesianism is far right
NHH

>>718553141
>Implying you're one
It's not nice to lie on the internet.

>>718553207
one cool guy

One of the things mentions Mr.Freeze, so they'll probably do Heart of Ice. Wonder what other animated stuff they'll do.

>>718553787
>One of the things mentions Mr.Freeze, so they'll probably do Heart of Ice.
That, or they're gonna do Arnold Mr. Freeze
His ice puns would fit perfectly for lego Batman

>>718553656
Get outta here Joel Schumacher Mr. Freeze

>>718544616
Everyone likes and remembers the white one that came before her youll notice diversity advocates pretend like the black minority of appearances have authority over the preferred versions and white majority.

>>718550614
This is not hot thought she is ugly and everyone in reviews tip toes around saying anything about her to not mention it. Ugliest catwoman ever by fucking far and notice no one complains halle berry catwoman was black/brown the complaints about her movie are that its shit not that she was chosen.

>>718555248
You could've said that you're gay without needing to type a whole essay

>>718555048
>pedo throw

>>718551684
depends on the liberal

>>718555048
Joker's mouth

>>718533952 (OP)
Be ready for the Teen Titans Go dlc

>>718556095
How did Cyborg get Thanos's gauntlet?

>>718555248
Based

>>718553139
War bonds weren't for that

>>718554781
>lets kick some ice

>>718539670
im actually crying laughing

>>718534836
apparently if you steal enough you become black

Wonder which of the many Two Face designs they'll use.

>the next actual arkham game after SS is this
I mean, it looks like it might be kind of fun but what the fuck

>>718533952 (OP)
haven't we always had a black Gordon for years even before the Matt reeves movie? I feel like he always had one and nobody really cared

>>718533952 (OP)
It's a shame that because of the freeflow combat they will likely be sticking with similar playable characters. Gone are the days where you had lots of different characters with unique movesets.

>>718561171
Nobody care, especially for a secondary character, not that Gordon isn't important but still
Just your average /pol/

>>718564042
I don't care but people dislike it because if he's black, Barbara is black which means another ginger is lost to us

>>718551302
>looking at a squirrel
>I like humanity
Clark, how about you go back to whatever planet you came from.

It's genuinely ridiculous how American movies simply AREN'T allowed to have a solo white male as the focus anymore, even the fucking SUPERMAN movie had to add some literal who and give him a ton of screen time and pretend he's important and good buddies with Superman

Literally no one in America is calling it out

>Republicans don't know about Mister Terrific.
A reminder that their people like Ben Shaprio believe that Lex Luther is the good guy, even though he murdered an American in cold blood because he served superman food once.

>>718547430
half i think. her mom clearly was. but the surname lane isn't korean.

>>718534836
its logical to make catwoman black
and it would be hilarious to make Robin black as well

>>718566096
People still watch modern western entertainment?

Redownloading all the LEGO Batman games to play on my fat TV.

This is the best announcement of the past 5 years.

>>718533952 (OP)
I hope Gordon starts as a white guy and then halfway through the game he suddenly just becomes black and either nobody mentions a thing or they do an entire scene about Gordon saying he is not blackfacing

>>718550614
>"Catwoman"
>Costume looks nothing like a cat
Biggest flaw in the movie desu

>>718567347
>Cat burglar
>They steal diamonds instead of cats
closed my YIFY tab

The only thing I like from these is that Bane has his retarded TDK voice. I heard he also has it in the Kite Man series but I will never watch that shit.

>>718559171
Paying the government wasnt funding puting japanese americans in death camps on us soil

>>718541538
>I'm fine with race swapping if they can swap back.
Call me when Nick Fury and Deadshot become White again outside comics. Never going to happen.

>>718533952 (OP)
Falseflagging troon.
Kill yourself at your earliest convenience.

>>718566096
>even the fucking SUPERMAN movie had to add some literal who and give him a ton of screen time and pretend he's important and good buddies with Superman
We also aren't allowed to have Superman movies with positive Christ imagery about hope or Superman movies not directed by pedophiles.
Everything's fucked.

>>718551797
Oops
(And this one actually involves the original creators of Superman and not leftroons from nearly a century later)

>>718568440
A movie not directed by pedophiles? Well now you're just asking for something impossible.

>>718551302
>liberals (real americans)
"Real americans" typically don't burn the American flag and do nothing but talk about hating the United States for being "evil" and "racist."
You can literally just google "protestors burning american flag" and it will always be liberals.

>>718533952 (OP)
>Jim Gordon and Perry White both have to be black now
damn

>>718568440
link to vid?

>>718568734
>gives a fuck about a flag
fag.

>>718544903
I'm surprised how well this works actually.

>>718568440
Snyder is probably a pedo too.

>>718568440
Snyder also fucked up DC by making Batman kill people and making everything grimdark as fuck.
Stop defending one or the other, both Synder and Gunn need to be taken out back and shot

>>718545059
that's not how sex works, incel

>>718568440
snyderman got outperformed by fucking aquaman
both gunn and snyder shouldn't be allowed near DC properties

>>718533952 (OP)
Holy kek people are shocked

Batman has been making a move towards nigger protagonists for so long now. Nigger Catwoman has been in here since like the 90s, nigger Jim since the 2000s, Lucius Fox and nigger Leslie Thompkins, etc. It's gotten worse as time has gone on, with the new Batman movie having most of the hero cast be racially charged and even fucking Arkham Shadow forcing these characters into the spotlight in an universe which wasn't woke beforehand

The fact of the matter is that this is all preparation to turn Bruce and the Robins black themselves. It's a tactic similar to Miles but they're more clever by slowly corrupting the entire cast. They'll start with random stories like Mayan Batman then slowly push him in until they do some universe reset bullshit and boom, nigger Batman. I hate DC so fucking much it's unreal

>>718570190
Lucius Fox was always black.
>Leslie Thompkins
>Pic related is black to you.

>>718570673
>Lucius Fox was always black
And he was a very minor character nobody cared about and which never had any real presence in Batman stories until he started to be shilled later on such as in the Nolan Trilogy or in the Telltale games
>Pic related is black to you
t. Retard who hasn't played Arkham Shadow (picrel) (oh and also she was white in the old Arkham comics but clearly they expected nobody to remember)

>>718570905
NTA but who the fuck played Arkham Shadow

>>718570963
A lot of people apparently. Guess it was desperation for a good Arkham game after Suicide Squad fucked everyone over

Saddest part is that you have it be shilled as "JUST AS GREAT AS THE CLASSIC ARKHAMS" when it isn't. It's just a much lamer, shittier redo of the Origins arc mixed with Two Face's origin story and with woke shit like nigger Thompkins or Dick Grayson being part of the rat cult which is apparently good and Batman is bad for fighting them instead of the rich and evil capitalists (picrel)

>>718570905
>Retard who played a VR hardware exclusive
99.9% of the planet didn't either

>>718533952 (OP)
wtf they made batman black

>>718539670
KEK

>>718540456
>post the most beautiful black woman in existence
>the movie still failed

>>718570905
I want to play the Arkham VR games but can't due to no VR hardware. Since they're only games I would want to play with it it's hard to justify the purchase.

>>718556974
Darkseid gave it to him.

>>718539732
If she was still alive, I'd absolutely fuck Eartha Kitt.

>>718552782
>Pedo Pascal
no one likes this faggot

>>718572665
I mean, it was a shit movie with terrible acting and barely anything to do with the actual Catwoman character.
>Halle Berry dies
>gets body dumped into a landfill
>stray cats with unexplained magic literally burps into her mouth and brings her back to life >she also now has cat related powers too for some reason

>>718556095
>teen titans go
the original show was better

>>718568493
>>718568734
>>718567592
LARPers spotted.
Remember the time Superman renounced his American citizenship?

>>718534836
>and Catwoman
im okay with this.

>>718551302
>DUDE MY COMIC IS BASED! HERE'S ONE ITERATION OF MY FAVORITE CAPESHIT CHARACTER
vs.
>NO, THIS COMIC IS WOKE! HERE'S ONE ITERATION OF MY FAVORITE CAPESHIT CHARACTER
I hate you obsessed faggots so fucking much. Each and every DC character has a million iterations. Batman originally gunned people down before they started censoring comics in the 70's.

Batman is basically just a framework and writers use said framework to write whatever the fuck they want. It's been that way for a long, long time, but for some reason we have to pretend like there's a canon that someone is ruining? Embarrassing.

>>718575082
Yeah but GO is more popular

>>718550614
This bogged whore was annoying as shit to look at, and her character sucked.

>>718576201
Superman was always woke though. He fought the klan and very clearly called white supremacy's rhetoric of one race, one religion un american bigotry.

>>718574165
Wasn't that also Batman Returns?

>>718539463
Gordon was black in the batman?

>>718533952 (OP)
You hate it because Gordon is black
I hate it because they wasted time adapting Nolan's dogshit movies and used his dogshit realistic designs for Bane and Joker.

>>718581670
Jeffrey Wright (and he was one of the few good parts of the movie).