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Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:47:50 AM No.718546453 >>718546637 >>718546652 >>718546715 >>718546725 >>718546904 >>718547012 >>718547216 >>718547634 >>718547856 >>718547872 >>718547971 >>718548020 >>718548272 >>718548505 >>718548698 >>718549586
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ITT; Come up with one-liners for Gex 4.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:48:36 AM No.718546507 >>718546783
'ex with 'ex
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:49:18 AM No.718546561 >>718547782 >>718548963
"This is worse than that time I dressed up as a schoolgirl in Mar-a-Lago."
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:49:36 AM No.718546585
"I'd crash into her twin towers"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:50:36 AM No.718546637
>>718546453 (OP)
>PAL version
>"OI! Ya cheeky git! Dat's a roit cobson wimbly fours jubbly wubbly, mate! Jus' loik me ol' Zed Ecks Speccy!"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:50:57 AM No.718546652
>>718546453 (OP)
That Barbie movie starred two trannies and I don't know who I wanted to jerk to
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:51:27 AM No.718546691
"Hey buddy I know I'm hot but you need two hands to play this game!"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:51:46 AM No.718546715
>>718546453 (OP)
SEX WITH FEMBOY GEX.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:52:00 AM No.718546725
>>718546453 (OP)
>Niggers. Can't live with 'em. Can't pick cotton without 'em.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:53:05 AM No.718546783
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>>718546507
based
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:53:33 AM No.718546810
"Note to self; Don't drink tap water at Bill Cosby's."
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:55:01 AM No.718546904 >>718546940
>>718546453 (OP)
Isn't his voice actor dead?
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:55:39 AM No.718546940
>>718546904
Pretty sure Dana Gould is alive. The UK guy might be dead though.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:56:34 AM No.718547006 >>718548020
What kinda Trump jokes do you think he'll make?
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:56:41 AM No.718547012
>>718546453 (OP)
>WW2 LEVEL
>"SIGN ZE PAPERS, OLD MAN!"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 3:57:48 AM No.718547078 >>718547282 >>718547428 >>718548580
Gex doesn't work in the modern day. The culture is too fractured now compared to before when everyone was familiar with the same movies and news articles.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:00:04 AM No.718547216
>>718546453 (OP)
gecko dis diq
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:01:05 AM No.718547282
>>718547078
my nigger in christ, it's a game about a gecko that jumps on platform
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:03:26 AM No.718547428
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>>718547078
???
What the actual hell are you talking about?
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 8/20/2025, 4:04:36 AM No.718547498
I hate sand. Its coarse and rough and gets everywhere...
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:05:34 AM No.718547550
>This game is shittier than a lazy cash grab port from Limited Run Games!
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:06:48 AM No.718547634
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>>718546453 (OP)
its not phase mo~m its who I am...and I'M ALL OF ME.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:07:49 AM No.718547701
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>seeing a talking lizard probably wasn't on your 2025 bingo card was it?
>but I'm glad you are here for it
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 8/20/2025, 4:08:28 AM No.718547739
"What was Avatar even about, anyway?"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:09:11 AM No.718547782
>>718546561
bang on
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:10:08 AM No.718547856 >>718547912
>>718546453 (OP)
"Oh my god, 'Say Gex' is a spoonerism. I can't BELIEVE it's taken me this long to get it!"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:10:29 AM No.718547872
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>>718546453 (OP)
what can I say? friendship IS magic
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:11:08 AM No.718547912
>>718547856
I genuinely didn't realize that until this post
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 8/20/2025, 4:11:30 AM No.718547941
"Someday this'll all be owned by Disney."
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:12:01 AM No.718547971
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>>718546453 (OP)
what do you call queer royalty? Their to the throne.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:12:45 AM No.718548020
>>718546453 (OP)
>I'm so short of breath it's like I'm under arrest in Minnesota.

>>718547006
>A mysterious, shady island? It's like I'm President of the United States.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 8/20/2025, 4:13:22 AM No.718548060
"You were just bested by Captain Gex Sparrow!" in that weird accent Johnny Depp used.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:15:40 AM No.718548191
*farts*
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:17:01 AM No.718548272
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>>718546453 (OP)
nyes~
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:21:15 AM No.718548505
>>718546453 (OP)
is so cold in the D
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 8/20/2025, 4:21:41 AM No.718548541
"Martha? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:22:26 AM No.718548580
>>718547078
>Gex doesn't work in the modern day. The culture is too fractured now compared to before when everyone was familiar with the same movies and news articles.
Same can be argued about Conker
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:24:04 AM No.718548698
>>718546453 (OP)
I can hear a voice,
But I'm the one of us who can track me down and tell me I'll be all right.
I can feel a subliminal need to be one with the boys and make everything go.
I can hear a voice,
But I'm the one of us who can track me down and tell me I'll be all right.
I can feel a subliminal need to be one with the boys and make everything go right!
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:24:53 AM No.718548742
gex fuck human woman
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:28:41 AM No.718548963 >>718549034 >>718549205
>>718546561
TRUMP DID NOTHING WRONG
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:29:52 AM No.718549034 >>718549108
>>718548963
Trump could have won ww2 if he didn't attack the Soviets
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:31:21 AM No.718549108
>>718549034
THEY WERE GONNA INVADE GERMANY!
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:32:54 AM No.718549205
>>718548963
MIGA
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:37:50 AM No.718549520
Haven't seen a place this devoid of life since I went to go see The Marvels.
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:38:51 AM No.718549586
>>718546453 (OP)
>All my best lines are behind a paywall
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 8/20/2025, 4:40:10 AM No.718549660 >>718550573
"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! I'm pickle Gex!"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:48:46 AM No.718550226
Well THAT just happened
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:50:43 AM No.718550339
"ChatGPT? What does that stand for? Gex Party Time?"
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:52:12 AM No.718550429
Chat is this real?
Anonymous 8/20/2025, 4:54:30 AM No.718550573
>>718549660
millennials should be banned from all writing and creative direction roles