Thread 718547559

https://youtu.be/iIYvvSLblHg?si=cSpWvbuf-dL4Bgb5

this video convinced me not to buy a switch 2.

80$ for shit games like mario kart world that actually looks like shit, worse than the previous game. stupid baby features like rewind and straight lines to the next track? pass. his video on mario kart world destroyed any interest i had in the game.

game key cards are even worse than i thought. its like buying a disc without anything on the disc. what the fuck is this shit? i have to pay fees to play the upgraded versions of games too

the C button is absolutely useless. i dont give a fuck about your stupid fucking 180p camera that shows my face at 5 fps or dial up voice chat quality.

nintendo is worse than ubisoft, EA, Sony, Microsoft, etc. they are the enemy of gaming now. what happened?

>>718547559 (OP)
>Bearman3600
ick on eck?

>>718547559 (OP)
It just has no games if you already have PC and a Steam Deck. The Switch had a monopoly on handhelds when it launched but not anymore

please get a new hobby eric

>>718547559 (OP)
>>718547717
Buy an ad, shillpedo

>>718547559 (OP)
Top comment.
> the best thing about the "just don't buy it" strategy is that I couldn't buy it even if I wanted to. easiest boycott of my life

>>718547559 (OP)
You were never going to buy one in the first place

this thread convinced me not to buy a somy poostation

150yen for fun games like mario kart world that actually looks like epic, better than previous game. Cool adult features like rewind and straight lines to the next track? Smash. his video on mario kart world solidified any interest i had in the game.

game key cards are even better than i thought. its like buying a disc without needing the disc. what the heck is this sorcery? i get to pay a small fee to play the upgraded versions of games too

the C button is absolutely awesome. I give a damn about your smart freaking 4k camera that shows my face at 120fps or professional mic chat quality.

nintendo is better than ubisoft, EA, Sony, Microsoft, etc. they are the friend of gaming now. what changed?

>>718547559 (OP)
Still buying a Switch 2

>>718548959
i have an oled.

>>718549037
nintendo npc

>>718549104
npc

>>718549158
Buy an ad, shillpedo

>>718547559 (OP)
Buy an ad

>>718547559 (OP)
Only reason to buy bingtendo machines was MH and that's no longer needed.

>>718549225
Buy an ad, shillpedo

>>718547559 (OP)
How do you feel about roblox being a paradise for 3dpd pedos where groomers are actively protected despite roblox having 1984 ID systems in place already?
How do you feel about genshit feeling the PS is not profitable anymore and closing the PS4 servers?
And most importantly, what's your opinion on the fact snoy gave up and went third party?

>>718549158
Gonna cry

>>718547559 (OP)
Quit shilling your videos here faggot.

>>718549104
Based

>>718549158
npc (fat)

>>718549221
Based

>>718547717
Why so many Deckies shilling it on anti Nintendo threads?

>>718547559 (OP)
I am waiting for the next Fire Emblem.

You've been seething all day today, Eric. You think about nintendo more than actual fans. Go outside, go spend time with your family or do something productive because you're wasting your life obsessing over a toy company

>>718549104
You haven't already?
Why have you been waiting? What kind of shit excuse for a Tendie are you?

>>718549613
He’s just mad he got the wrong happy meal toy LOL. Hey eric, how about you play some grown up Nintendo games for once buddy?

>>718549613
>all day today,
>today
he's been at it since late sunday
and if you believe the glownigger allegations, since late friday with the bi-weekly "JAPAN HAS GONE WOKE, YOU LOST GOY, CHINK GOOK DOMINATION IN 2 WEEKS THIS TIME FOR REAL" spam, which funnily enough also happened 12 hours before wuchang got one of the biggest censorship butcherings of all time

>>718547559 (OP)
>What happened?
It's not a recent occurrence they've been shit since at least covid. But it's games like LABO, Mario 3D All-Stars, and TOTK which tested the waters for how much Nintendo could charge people for minimal effort and sadly they got rewarded

>>718547559 (OP)
Never planned on it. But, you're not going to convince any Tendies. Tendies are not gamers, they are NPC consumer brand loyalists, exactly like iSheep.
Shitendo would charge $1000 for that and $100 per game and the Ninpedo cultists will buy it.

>>718549723
>>718549845
>>718550013

Buy an ad, shillpedo

>>718550013
It's honestly scary how little dignity NDF posts have.
Like literally they'll defend anything.

op here. damn this board has fallen to the depths of hell. actually defending nintendo this day and age and retaliating with HUR DUR ERIC. fucking pathetic. i dont even need to @ any of you because you will see this. just kill yourselves already. enjoy mario kart sharted, where everything looks like pastel garbage and there is no level design and fucking baby rewind features.

>>718550013
reminder that nintendo fans have let multiple nintendo games and consoles die
meanwhile sony fanboys blindly bought bootleg wiiu tablets to play their nothing

>>718550049
What next are you gonna say Eric snoy or tranny

For me, it's "we reserve the right to brick your shit for any reason we fancy"

>>718550161
>meanwhile sony fanboys blindly bought bootleg wiiu tablets to play their nothing
fun fact, the snoy loyalism in the past was strong enough to make profitable even a console that SIE kikes were intentionally trying to kill
i would know, i have a vita

>>718550123
Companies like Apple, nVidra, and Nintendo were smart. I have to give them credit. They've created cult like followers who'll fight (for free) on their behalf, all while prison raping them with ludacris priced and anti-consumer practices.
Corporations have shown how easy it is to brainwashed the masses

>>718547559 (OP)
buy and ad, in the meantime, i think im uying another switch 2 btw

>>718550337
yeah sony is evil for doing shit like that

>>718550161
Only virtual boy and Wii u flopped, and the latter was due to the retarded name and marketing. It still had the hardcore fans and a big attachment rate for the software - and they double dipped for the switch ports

>>718550410
little tendie dicklet actually defending his greedy baby company. how sad

>>718550410
Why would you buy another one?
Are you really that worried about your first one breaking?

>>718550123
>>718550160
>>718550234
>>718550515
You lost

>>718550603
Considering the controllers still drift he probably is

>>718550661
you lost 450$ plus tax plus 80$ plus tax for mario shart world. if you really want to make me lose, buy the new trannykong and kirby dick rider for 160$ plus tax.

>>718550710
>>718550603
Buy an ad, samefag

>>718550661
All of us?

>>718547559 (OP)
>switch 2 + games = $530
>pc (that you already own) = $0
gee, no shit

>>718550337
I dont understand.
Bricking your console for using hacks has always been a thing.
I blame most pirates nowadays wanting their cake and eat it with playing online with it.

>>718550443
Also Sony is the one getting sued for actually ripping off consumers on their PS Store prices

>>718550741
>>718550757
>>718550790

Your subhuman Zelda seething thread you spent 9 hours on just died ;)

Seriously the criticism of Switch 2 started out reasonably but now it's gotten fucking annoying

>>718549723
Playing other games right now. Relax lil guy

>>718550757
Same here too.
Seriously guys, not everything's a conspiracy orchestrated by a shadowy mastermind.

>>718547559 (OP)
Don't you want ports from the PS4 era? Think of Jewtendo execs! Bigot.

>>718550831
have sex...with a grown adult

>>718550337
Sorry bud, if you want to cheat online consoles aren't for you

>>718550878
>>718550869
>>718550868
Samefag

>>718550831
Whoever this person in your head is, I'm sorry to tell you but they don't exist.

>>718550840
>dude just do nothing and be content with $80 worse games

>>718550840
the "criticism" started out as pure schizo seething though
>it doesn't come with a dock! the shop page is lying!!!!
>it will ONLY take nintendo branded memory sticks like the Vita!!!!
>the controllers will just fall off!!!
>I smashed the screen with a hammer repeatedly and it cracked!!!!! nintendo is doomed!!!!!!!

>>718550916
Again, no.

>>718550965
>>718550962
Post a video of your hands, nothing else is convincing

>>718550916
Why me bro.

>>718550962
Anon don't even bother the guy is a complete loony. He's been presented with objective facts and evidence multiple times but ignores it all cause he can't live in a world where Nintendo is anything but perfect

>>718550962
>>718550965
>>718551045
>>718551051
>>718551080

You lost, snoy

>>718551048
Both of ours?

>>718550790
>newes FOTM AAAslop runs 1FPS slower than expected
>oh boy time to throw $750 at ngreedia again!

>>718551048
Are you gay or something why would you want to see that

>>718551080
Doesn't look like it. You're just trolling and getting (You)s.

>>718551130
>>718551173

That reply makes no sense, snoyric

>>718551106
OOH! You replied to me twice!
Too bad they're the ones that are both clearly me.

>>718551196

Why post easily faked screenshots, when you can video you hands to prove those aren't you?

>>718547559 (OP)
they don't need you, we don't need you either, I'll keep playing mario kart with cute girls while you masturbate on /v/

>>718551190
I don't know about the other guy, but i am not snoyric.

>>718551151
my favorite has been
>w-w-who cares about nintendo games!
>donates $300 to some scammer posting a screenshot on mario kart with the colors reversed in photoshop claiming they've almost got the emulator running the game perfectly
>falls for it two more times

Buy an ad faggotron

>>718551284
See >>718551248

>>718551287
>>falls for it two more times
three
there's a total of 4 fake emulators as of last week

>>718551284
Then you're just a faggot without a name. You'll get called eric because of the faggot part. Hope you'll survive that.

>>718547559 (OP)
This is what snoys have to resort to since there's no reason to get a PS5, might as well make the competition go down with them. Good thing it's not gonna work.

This is a Darren thread. Darren is known for calling everyone Eric and starting endless argument loops which never go anywhere. If people choose not to engage with him he will play the role of "Eric" himself.
Common tactics of his are asking for proof people own a switch 2, or calling people who don't like the current Nintendo game some sort of "-snoy".
He doesn't even play nintendo games himself he just wants to shit up /v/.
Ask him about his favorite part of the games and he won't be able to answer, only deflect and resort to generic 4chan approved insults like tranny

>>718551489
still trying to cope with the fact sony lost and penly admitted they lost, huh snoy?

>>718547559 (OP)
And its also overheats

>>718551489
That doesn't bother me.

>>718551489
>>718551564
You lost, snoyric

>>718551573
Of course it doesn't you're the anon in question

>>718551564
reminder that PS5s literally melt and brick themselves

>>718551564
bro 37c is literal room temp in most of the world, those temps are absurdly good for a ps4 pro tier machine

Anybody remember the game's name where pic related is from?

>>718551608
You will lose when that shit blows up in your face

>>718551634
See >>718551608

Eric won and fucked nintendo

>>718551634
See, I'm not. It just doesn't bother me. Just like you getting it wrong just now didn't. Are you ok?

>>718551672
Mario Strikers

>>718551775
Explain why it doesn't bother you

>>718551717
>>718551747
>>718551821
>>718551848
You lost, snoyruc

>>718551775
OK Darren

>>718551887
You literally just outted yourself as being the anti Eric only a few posts after saying you weren't you dumb motherfucker

>>718551848
I'm not mentally retarded. I'm confident. I'm successful. My ego isn't fragile. Etc

Any time I see someone bitch about key cards as a Nintendo problem and not a turbo jewish dev problem, I know they're seethiing Snoytrannies. The idea of key cards is actually consumer friendly, allowing you to easily lend a digital copy to your friend. However, disgusting jew devs refuse to spend the 3 shekels for a cart so they're all using the format. That's not Nintendo, that's Vile Shlomo, CEO of EA.

>>718551897
See, doesn't phase me.

>>718551964
If your ego isn't fragile then why do you have to scream "you lost" X 100 every thread

>>718551287
I like how /v/ expects to emulate Switch 2 games on a Steam Deck.

>>718551672
>>718551821
come on, i need to know the game name

Schizotendie losing hard right now

>>718551897
>>718551952
>>718552087
You lost, snoy

>>718552204
They won and they are happy

>>718552167
>>718552241

Total Eric meltdowns

>>718552147
It can barely run switch 1 games and shills think the deck can handle switch 2 games lol

Eric is coming I just called him

>>718552319
See >>718552259

>>718552087
I don't do that but I 100% approve of whoever does.

gamecube palworld ocarina of time

>>718547559 (OP)
bing tendies will buy anything nintendo shits out, so this video is irrelevant

>>718552384
Excellent gaming things. Except for the chinese ARK knockoff.

>>718552442
Eric,,, you won

>>718552475
>>718552467
>>718552442
Eric, you lost

>already melting down this badly
Thursday is going to be another brutal public humiliation for sony I take it

>>718552507
Eric,,, you won

>>718552543
The getting raped competition

>$60 in 1997 is equivalent to $120.77 today

Literally debunked your stupid video within the first minute

>>718547559 (OP)
Instructions unclear. Bought three Switch 2s.

>>718552567
Nintendo won that in the summer of 92

>>718552631
Nintendo always wins

>>718552593
Eric...

>>718552687
Yeah, his cope video got raped

>>718552652
At the special olympics

>>718552687
Can you be autistic somewhere else please

>>718552752
You first, Eric,,,

>>718552752
He's fine right here. You can leave.

>>718552802
I don't know who the fuck this person is and you're autisticly in every single thread, get a life you fucking pedo

Every nintendo thread from now on is going to be this isn't it

>>718552936
Not even a Nintendo thread, just some faggot shitting up this thread because nobody can block them because they keep filter evading

>>718552858
Eric, you lost

>>718552936
You get what you deserve

>>718552936
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is hitting terminal levels after the switch 2 didn't flop so yeah

Why do people act like nintendo is the only greedy and messed up one?

>>718553110
The other two already gave up and went third party

>>718553110
console wars

PlayStation will one day kneel before Nintendo.

>>718547559 (OP)
>?si=cSpWvbuf-dL4Bgb5
ffs, strip out the tracking data anon! now alphabet (google) knows you visit /v/

How do you stop people with autism

>felloffman3600
its really funny that he took off with this. i wonder how many people bother to watch a single other video.

I've read news stories where autistic adults were basically shot dead in the street because normal people assumed they were a threat

>>718553495
Just call them eric. Seems to work

>>718552936
It has been like this for 5 years now, where have you been?

>>718553110
Anti-nintendo bias. Other game companies have done way worse shit but you hardly see any outrage meanwhile you see morons calling nintendo evil and greedy over the most pointless things like the voice chat needing online subscription for an example

>>718547559 (OP)
>this video convinced me not to buy a switch 2.
thanks for sharing, this video also convinced me not to buy a switch 2
I was sort of thinking about it, but after watching that vid it's just not an option I would consider any more

>>718553979
>like the voice chat needing online subscription for an example
which has been industry standard on the jeetbox and kikestation for almost a decade by now, which mind you is why pisscord giving out free voice chat made it so popular in the first place