Thread 718551637

Why does this make deckies seethe so much?

I have both though?

>>718552295
FUCK YOU
THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP BUYING THIS SHIT RUINED HANDHELD GAMING
A handheld should never be this big and cumbersome, it should be able to fit in your pocket like the DS or PSP.
These fucking gaming tablets are useless.

>>718551637 (OP)
My deck can play thousands of games. My Switch 2 has 2 games on it

It doesn't?

>>718552295
No one said you didn't though?

>>718553760
Deck doesn't have any games. It's just a 2nd PC. Do you know what computers are?

The other thread told me the Deck can't run the Indiana Jones game but the Switch 2 can now that they've announced a port. Is that really true? I need someone to confirm this because I don't own a Deck.

>>718554178
That's because the Deck's a tablet computer and capable of everything any PC is capable of.
The Switch 2 is a mere console, a pitiful existence by comparison.

>>718554393
>That's because the Deck's a tablet computer and capable of everything any PC is capable of.
My keystroke wasting negro, I just finished telling you that.

>>718553972
Holy shit, how is the switch 2 so much worse than the original?

>>718551637 (OP)
they cant emulate it

>>718553703
Your pockets are small.

Bumperino

>>718554838
they could barely emulate the first switch, and newer more recent games also ran like ass due to the emulators being shut down and progress slowing down to a crawl
why do you think they only ever post the title screen and nothing else?

>>718551637 (OP)
They legitimately thought they could kill nintendo by just having a portable troonix craptop with a controller glued to it.
For whatever reason westoids keep forgetting what moves gamers to different platforms is the games, not the form factor.

>>718551637 (OP)
Deckies are brown and poor

>>718551637 (OP)
Some people just get angry over nothing due to a preserved "inferior" choice a consumer makes and feel wrongfully morally obligated to push onto everyone what they think is best, having said that I do think the deck is better solely due to the fact that all the games I like aren't on the switch, mainly mother 3

>>718551637 (OP)
mfw when Switch 2 outsold Shit Kek lifetime sales in 3 days.

>>718554773
Nintendo figured out tendies will overpay for literal cardboard boxes if they have Nintendo logo on it.

>>718554773
>release handheld with 10 year old mobile chip powering it
>tendies still buy it
>release literal cardboard
>tendies still buy it
>release pokemon with nintendo 64 graphics in 2019
>tendies still buy it
hmmm

>>718562176
Deckies wish steamies are this loyal and rich.
Still outsold entire Deck's lifetime sales in 3 days btw.

>>718562072
1) Strong cardboard isn't cheap kiddo.
2) LABO was full of the kind inventiveness and creativity completely lacking in the rest of the gaming industry
3) those LABO packs will be worth a fortune in 20 years

>>718553972
>posts cartoons and graphs

Every time lmao.

Anyone remember when deck trannies shilled piss deck on /v/ 24/7?

>>718562072
They also figured out how to give their customers free templates so they can use their own cardboard. But don't let facts step in the way of your narrative.

>>718562393
They actually thought Steam Kek would kill the Switch.

Instead it sold about as much as the Nokia N-Gage

>>718562207
Loyal (blindly), rich (allegedly), very very stupid.
Truly a modern retelling of The Emperor has no clothes.

Did steam deck ever get a single exclusive or is there still no reason to own this piece of shit tablet?

>>718562176
>release handleld with games
>tendies buy it
>release another game
>tendies buy it
>release yet another game
>tendies buy it
Of course

>>718551637 (OP)
They spent the last 3 years swearing up and down they won't get BTFO and they did.

>>718562616
None, it's a pure overpriced trash with its existence invalidated by the Switch 2. I pity the Deck retards who lack the braincells to buy the Switch 2.

>>718562616
I think your missing the point of the steam deck its supposed to be a extension of your pc not a standalone console. The switch is a standalone console, but is only worth it for nintendo games the multiplatform games run better on every other system besides the switch/switch 2

>>718562207
I mean, steamgoys are somehow more brainwashed than "tendies" like me that are on the nintendo camp only because the vita got killed by snoy kikes.
The only difference is said steamgoys are poorniggers and/or actively refuse to give devs any money even when directly pandering to them.

>>718562991
Shouldn't be a problem since steam deck's multiplatform games run worse than every other available PC.

>>718562616

Speaking as a handheld enjoyer, I love the idea of the steam deck, having your steam library on the go is an easy selling point. Especially for someone who takes frequent roadtrips. And my friends that have one haven't stopped gushing about it.

I'm just holding out for a theoretical 2.0 model. I want a bit of a hardware bump before I commit to the thing.

>>718562991
Nah switch is an extension of my consoles. And has games.

>>718563146
How can it be an extension of a console if it is the console?

>>718563097
yes but can every other pc just be moved anywhere and everywhere with little to no effort. can you play a full on pc on a plane? most of the multiplatform games play better on the steam deck vs the switch/switch2.

>>718562616
PC in general hasn't gotten a single worthwhile exclusive in years.
Even the few westslop indies that manage to be good end up instantly porting it to the switch.

>>718563214
I've got a damn good laptop, so yeah.

>>718563214
Do goydeck users forget laptops exist or something?

>>718563214
Two tranime pics is too much for me. Didnt read. Peace.

>>718563258
>>718563282
who wants to play on a laptop? literally no one.

>>718563134
>having your steam library on the go
well, the pixelshit indieslop that runs on it at least

>>718563201
Because I own multiple consoles

>>718551637 (OP)
Why are switchcucks constantly seething at DeckGODS? You have buying remorse?

>>718563324
This but UMPCs.

>>718563373
We're making fun of you.

>>718563298
anime website

>>718551637 (OP)
How, I pity you. Deck made me realize I don't need Nintendo, snoy or Microsoft. If I buy a portable next it would be Deck 2 Oled

>>718563324
I do.

>>718563337
Snoy or Microcock?

>>718563464
Still didn't read your post.

>>718563324
These days you can get laptops twice as powerful as a goydeck for the same price.
Windows compatibility is also extremely nice to have given to this day using troonix in any way shape or form is still more of a pain in the ass than running any of the gorillion one-click debloat and privacy scripts and using windows as usual.
>But I don't play for the graphics I'm fine with pixelslop.
That just means the laptop will get twice the battery time a goydeck does lol.

>>718563503
PS4 last gen, Series X this one

>>718563325
And THAT is EXACTLY why I'm waiting. I have a Switch 2, so for the moment I'm set.

I at least want to be able to play Elden Ring on decent settings before I jump on a steam handheld. Fingers crossed Valve comes through, I'd love to do some same room Co-op with my buddies without lugging a PC around.

>>718563443
Now say that without crying

>>718563624
Just did.

>>718563373
>You have buying remorse?
dumb jeet

>>718563568
that literally die like 2 years later because goy gaming laptops are built like shit.

>>718563575
Why did you buy a series X when you have a PS4?
If you got a PS5, you'd have the backwards compatibilty for the 4 and wouldn't have to pay for both PS+ and Xbox Live to play online.

As for me, i have a PS4, Switch 1 and the Laptop stated in a previous post.

>>718563747
I don't like sony's controllers

>>718563730
>goy gaming laptops
buy an office one retard
both somehow cheaper and more powerful, also no goymer RGB shit serving as a "PLEASE STEAL ME" sign

Now kids, what have I told you about platform warring past your bedtime?

Besides, the real path is to own every system and a PC. Then you get to play everything AND complain about every company.

>>718552295
Same :)

>>718563797
Seriously? Because I think the Dualsense is the best thing Sony's got going for them. Love the DS4 as well and i even use it for my PC gamepad. But the Dpad on that new Xbox controller's an abomination.

>>718563325
still runs games that are not on switch and switch 2 buddy

>>718551637 (OP)
Are the "deckies" in the room with you right now?

>>718563943
Same, I have a ton of complaints about Sony's bullshit this generation, but that controller is damn near perfect. Only thing I'd change is hall effect sticks, then it might be flawless.

>>718563624
Based

>>718563943
>Because I think the Dualsense is the best thing Sony's got going for them.
It also has the build quality of cheap chinkshit.

>>718563978
I legit can't think of any game that is on steam that I want to play that isn't on nintendo hardware or that I didn't already play on the vita.
I can think of some, but they tend to be porn games from DLsite and wine/proton have always been a coin flip more than anything when dealing with extremely niche JP games.

>>718563943
Well I don't

>>718564275
why would you want to pay full price sometimes even more than normal price for the same game that runs worse on switch/switch 2?

>>718564559
To support the devs I like, duh.
Also buying on the JP eshop is far cheaper either way with more money going directly to JP devs, bananza was 55 bucks, so is the new kirby.

>>718551637 (OP)
You have to remember that this place has a very high concentration of autists and autists cannot understand other people living their lives differently from the way they do. It's impossible for their brains to comprehend it. It's just how they're wired.

>>718562682
>release handleld with ports
>tendies buy it
>port another game
>tendies buy it
>port yet another game
>tendies buy it

>>718563624
They know they can't win against quality

>>718565461
Yes I'm enjoying all the Playstation and Xbox ports.

>own gaming PC
>own switch 2
>?????
>profit

>>718565761
As someone with both a middle of the road gaming PC and a switch 1, I find it increasingly difficult to justify buying a gaming PC.
The savings towards upgrading my GPU are honestly likely going to become switch 2 savings.

>>718565461
>people don’t need an Xbox or PlayStation anymore when all of the games are getting ported to switch and PC
Feels good