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Anonymous No.718553610 >>718553736 >>718553750 >>718553801 >>718554021 >>718554101 >>718554162 >>718554257 >>718554289 >>718554382 >>718554509 >>718554667 >>718555327 >>718555757 >>718555759 >>718556954 >>718556959 >>718557370 >>718557889 >>718558124 >>718558193 >>718559049 >>718559656 >>718559685 >>718560903 >>718561276 >>718561547 >>718564014 >>718564359
Why the fuck do zoomers consider this piece of shit better than the GOATs like Super Metroid, SotN, Cave Story, and La Mulana?
Anonymous No.718553736 >>718553838 >>718558270 >>718559597
>>718553610 (OP)
>why the fuck do [fabricated reality made by someone who spent his entire life in a basement scrolling reddit]
Anonymous No.718553750 >>718553923
>>718553610 (OP)
Im a boomer and I love HK. now what?
Anonymous No.718553801 >>718553878 >>718553923 >>718558972
>>718553610 (OP)
Because it's really fun? I'm so tired of retards seething about this great game and making it impossible to talk about.
Anonymous No.718553838 >>718553882 >>718554159 >>718555136
>>718553736
It's consistently ranked best Metroidvania by reddit by a large margin
Anonymous No.718553878 >>718553936
>>718553801
>making it impossible to talk about.
Based seething retards... brings a tear to my eye, so fucking based....
Anonymous No.718553882
>>718553838
Oh no, people like a [game they enjoyed] more than [game they should like according to you]...how shocking...
Anonymous No.718553923 >>718553985 >>718555251
>>718553750
>>718553801
Hollow Knight is a reddit game, not a 4chan game.

Fuck off.
Anonymous No.718553936 >>718554013
>>718553878
I forgot this was /v/ and you retards only want to whine and don't actually play games. My bad.
Anonymous No.718553985 >>718554331
>>718553923
>noooo you can't like this game! [OUR GROUP] DOESN'T LIKE IT!!!!!! YOU CAN"T HAVE YOUR OWN OPINIONS!!!!!
You're genuinely pathetic.
Anonymous No.718554013 >>718555712
>>718553936
Nah, just like putting down bad games. Besides, Hollowfags ruin every single Metroid and Castlevania thread so you deserve it
Anonymous No.718554021 >>718554261 >>718558154
>>718553610 (OP)
>game trailer for silksong gets hinted
>LE CONTRARIAN comes out of the woodwork to shit on previous game
Everytime.
Anonymous No.718554101 >>718559685
>>718553610 (OP)
appeals to the tranny pipeline
Anonymous No.718554159
>>718553838
The only people using reddit are millennials.
Anonymous No.718554162
>>718553610 (OP)
You've probably never played cave story or SOTN and have definitely never played La Mulana

La Mulana is shit. It's kino, but fucking dogshit.
Anonymous No.718554257
>>718553610 (OP)
super metroid is clunky compared to zero mission
sotn has that retarded upside down castle
cave story is not a real metroidvania
la mulana is old and ugly
Anonymous No.718554261 >>718554336 >>718554513
>>718554021
nobody gives a shit about silksong.
Anonymous No.718554289 >>718554359
>>718553610 (OP)
Why the fuck do millennials consider this piece of shit better than GOATs like Doom, Quake, Unreal, and Half-Life?
Anonymous No.718554331 >>718554401
>>718553985
You are more pathetic than that anon for even engaging in his dribble
Anonymous No.718554336
>>718554261
Out of touch and eternally seething.
Anonymous No.718554359
>>718554289
Half life was the halo of it's time replace it with something else for your shitpost.
Anonymous No.718554382 >>718559695
>>718553610 (OP)
if it was a free flash game ca 2000 i'd say "hey this is pretty well done." however it is not that
i don't fault anybody for being fooled by a shitty game but HK fans should maybe try a castlevania game, any of them, really drink it in nice and slow. and ask yourself what's different about its level design and combat
Anonymous No.718554401
>>718554331
Just shut up. Anyone that has to appeal to fucking 4chan approval for their games is a waste of time and should be shot for the good of everyone. Shitting on them for it is the least that should be done.
Anonymous No.718554509
>>718553610 (OP)
La Mulana is dogshit, not a single soul outside of the pastiest nerds on /v/ plays that trash. Don't lump it with Metroid
Anonymous No.718554513 >>718554562
>>718554261
bot post
Anonymous No.718554562
>>718554513
omg omg they used the same advertisement gimmick as half life 3!? i've got to buy it reddit said so!
Anonymous No.718554667
>>718553610 (OP)
I don't know that it's better but the ambiance, music and setting were great. Was a fun game and I suck at it and didn't finish.

Way too long for Silksong.
Anonymous No.718554836
shit thread op.
do better
Anonymous No.718555136
>>718553838
you say that like its gross
Anonymous No.718555251
>>718553923
/v/ doesnt play games, thats how I know you're bullshitting
Anonymous No.718555327
>>718553610 (OP)
it's a good game. it has its problems. don't really care about silksong. that's how I feel about it
Anonymous No.718555439
La mulana is more of a puzzle game with infuriating controls. It's incredibly niche

Tiamat sexo
Anonymous No.718555712
>>718554013
>retards like me sperging out about about Hollow Knight ruins every single Metroid and Castlevania thread
Fixed that for you. Every time mentally ill subhumans like you complain about a game's fanbase 'ruining' another thread, said threads are perfectly normal save for schizo retards like you shitting and pissing yourselves and posting the same exact images and posts hundreds of times.
Anonymous No.718555757
>>718553610 (OP)
Ori and the Blind Forest mogs
Anonymous No.718555759
>>718553610 (OP)
because it is
Anonymous No.718555893
apparently they have an announcement
https://youtu.be/NCBIskRzHaY?si=yzXV8nrzi7V24CAm
Anonymous No.718556954
>>718553610 (OP)
Itโ€™s not zoomers, itโ€™s just autistic troons.

Thereโ€™s a reason why when /v/ shits on games like Bioshock or Arkham or Wolfenstein or Starcraft or Prototype or Assassinโ€™s Creed or Resident Evil or Halo or anything thatโ€™s not LE HARDCORE SOULSLIKE METROIDVANIA shit you donโ€™t get such vigorous butthurt defenders. Itโ€™s only these types if games that bring out the insufferable plebbit turds that will sperg out whenever someone calls their beloved vaporware crap.
Anonymous No.718556959
>>718553610 (OP)
>the /v/ Overmind is bracing itself in defensive anticipation of the coming shitstorm now that it seems a Silksong release date announcement is imminent
Fuck all of you contrarians. You are about to be buried beneath an absolute avalanche of hype, and your carefully cultivated veneer of terminally unimpressed snot-nosed sneering will avail you nothing. I will be sitting back and laughing at you because you deserve what's coming.
Anonymous No.718557198 >>718557756
I've gone through Nine Sols twice to tide over my want for the Silk.
Anonymous No.718557370
>>718553610 (OP)
It's definitely better than La Mulana though, that shit only had the soundtrack going for it
Anonymous No.718557756 >>718558339 >>718558481
>>718557198
Nine sols does clear HK in every way except world design, music, and story/lore. SM is an undeniable classic that somehow still holds up. It's truly timeless. Fusion, zero mission, and even dread are better than SM though. SotN doesn't even deserve a mention. Castlevania is a shit franchise that only has music going for it. Across every single castlevania game ever made there hasn't even been 1, uno (one), challenging enemy or boss. It's the brainless dmc power fantasy of hollowlikes.
Anonymous No.718557889 >>718558132
>>718553610 (OP)
>Why the fuck do zoomers consider this piece of shit better than the GOATs like Super Metroid, SotN, Cave Story, and La Mulana?
SotN not only hasn't aged well it's just okay at best.
La Mulana sucks, period.
Cave Story is fine.
Super Metroid is still Goat.
They just like the combat style of HK better than Super Metroid and I think you can chalk that up to preference.
Anonymous No.718558124
>>718553610 (OP)
Old bad, new good
Anonymous No.718558132 >>718558247
>>718557889
>Super Metroid is still Goat
Retard

The game gives you up to 14 energy tanks, 4 supply tanks 2 suits that both double your HP, has energy refills in every zone, every other room has those geysers that infinitely spawn weak trashmobs to top off your health and ammo quickly, and every single enemy in the game drops a huge amount of health and resources.

It's actually almost impossible to die outside of bossfights unless you really try and just sit there and facetank enemies for minutes on end without shooting.

Not even one single (non-boss) enemy or hazard in the game poses any threat whatsoever to the point that they exist solely as an extremely minor inconvenience, like a harmless gnat just buzzing around you.

It just kills the entire game. What's the fucking point? It's like you're playing with invincibility cheat on at all times.

It's not even an exaggeration to say that around 98% of this game is just a walking sim, a glorified cutscene, where there is zero challenge and zero stakes, and it requires zero thought, skill, strategy, or focus from the player. You just wander around scanning every tile of every room, and all the enemies, hazards, and most of the bosses might as well not even be there because they add nothing except the slightest bit of inconvenience.
Anonymous No.718558154
>>718554021
>umm actually not deepthroating this game is le contrarian
Anonymous No.718558193
>>718553610 (OP)
>zoomers
Answered your own question.
Anonymous No.718558247 >>718558615
>>718558132
All your complaints are optional unless you're 100%ing it. You can just yknow play the way you want to and the challenge goes up or down depending your ability. If you want it to be hard, make it hard.
Anonymous No.718558270
>>718553736
>reddit

It is literally impossible to browse that site for more than a few minutes and not want to start killing people unironically. Have to remember that most people are probably just have nots that want things to be equally as shitty for everyone.
Anonymous No.718558339 >>718559385
>>718557756
>complains Castlevania has zero challenging enemies or bosses
>praises Super Metroid where you can facetank enemies the entire game and your healthbar barely gets a dent before the game floods you in health pickups
You cannot be fucking serious...


Super Metroid is literally one of the easiest action games of all time, even by modern standards. If the bossfights didn't require the tiniest modicum of effort that they do, it would legit be less than 1/10 in terms of difficulty. And bssfights are like 2% of the game, so the other 98% you might as well just be blindfolded with one hand behind your back.
Anonymous No.718558481
>>718557756
>HK
>world design
>music
Anonymous No.718558591 >>718559076
>HK took 3 years to make
>Silksong is 2.5 times bigger
>Silksong was rushed in 6 years
What the fuck happened to modern gaming?
Remember "Delayed game is good eventually, rushed game is bad forever"?
Anonymous No.718558615
>>718558247
The energy tanks barely matter because the game floods you in health pickups which restore a set amount of HP, not a percentage of the whole, so it's a sustain playstyle regardless of health.

The issue is the bosses are like 50x harder than the regular enemies, platforming, or hazards... which is really saying something when the bosses are still pretty fucking easy overall.

And it's not just the complete lack of challenge, it's also the complete lack of stakes. There is no reason to engage or care about the combat or platforming at all. You fall, you are mildly inconvenienced for a few seconds. You hit a hazard or facetank an enemy, you lose a tiny bit of health you will soon recover anyways.

Just about the only thing that actually matters is bossfights (about 2% of the game) and meticulously checking every tile of every room.

I just don't find Super Metroid to have its priorities straight at all, but I guess if you're a huge tile scanning fan, then you will.
Anonymous No.718558972
>>718553801
Fuck off it's impossible to talk about because HK fags chimp out whenever someone dares rate it lower than a 10/10
Anonymous No.718559049
>>718553610 (OP)
im 36 and hollow knight is a masterpiece
Anonymous No.718559076
>>718558591
you dont think they might have hired more staff with all the money they made?
Anonymous No.718559385
>>718558339
yeah, the only difficult part about super metroid was doing the fucking wall jumps (generally horrible game design) but everything else about it was great if a tad easy, no idea why they're shitting so hard on castlevania either, to me they sound like they're some furry cause praising nine sols over all of those (including hollow knight) just screams furry to me
Anonymous No.718559489
I only play a game if it has a female protagonist so while I never touched HK I did play both Ender Lilies 1( haven't started with the sequel yet) and Afterimage both of which I thought were good games.
Anonymous No.718559551 >>718559973
Why do I hate how long Hollow Knight is but I'm perfectly fine spending 40 hours on La Mulana?
Anonymous No.718559597
>>718553736
Fpbp
Anonymous No.718559656
>>718553610 (OP)
Anonymous No.718559685 >>718560949
>>718553610 (OP)
Unironically, this >>718554101
You play as nonbinary asexual, that can be made gay as needed (and due to the fucking Indie Cross, is shipped with a troon now) and the best female in game is "obviously lesbian coded".
It hits every single note that redditors and their offshots of mental illness love. Of course they will pump up the ratings.
Anonymous No.718559695
>>718554382
metroidvania castlevanias suck, compared to Super Metroid and especially hollow knight
>what's different about its level design and combat
that it's shit?
Anonymous No.718559973
>>718559551
The truth nuke is that a game being too long, too tedious, or too repetitive just means you just don't actually enjoy playing it all that much.

I mean you have no problem doing your 2000th odd match of a multiplayer game you love, or your 500th run in a roguelike you enjoy, or replaying that childhood classic over a dozen times. It's because they are actually fun, and most of the time it's hard to quantify why exactly these same standards don't apply to them.
Anonymous No.718560903
>>718553610 (OP)
La-Mulana isn't that good.
Anonymous No.718560949
>>718559685
In Hollow Knight the only romance involving the main character is you fighting with Zote over a fangirl by literally going into her dreams and embarrassing her vision of him in single combat.
Hornet is not "lesbian coded" and spends almost the whole game helping and hyping up The Knight, who is male.
Anonymous No.718561276
>>718553610 (OP)
Super Metroid is great but it's obviously worse than Hollow Knight. You probably haven't played either, but Super Metroid combat sucks, and the designers knew that, which is why they give you so many missiles and extra health bars. You're meant to facetank and spam at every boss. Also the platforming is jank as hell. The only elements where Super Metroid is arguably better than Hollow Knight are graphics and maybe map design and if you say otherwise you're just being a contrarian.
Anonymous No.718561547 >>718561656 >>718561786
>>718553610 (OP)
HK is as good now as Super Metroid and SotN were in their time. Cave Story is a meme game with terrible gameplay, not sure why you put it next to actual legends. La Mulana was just okay.
Anonymous No.718561656
>>718561547
>Cave Story is a meme game with terrible gameplay
How can you be this wrong? I honestly doubt you've actually played it.
Anonymous No.718561786
>>718561547
>Cave Story is a meme game with terrible gameplay, not sure why you put it next to actual legends.
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.718564014
>>718553610 (OP)
Nine Sols and Prince of Persia are better
Anonymous No.718564359
>>718553610 (OP)
It was the first Metroidvania for a lot of people.