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Anonymous No.718557898 [Report] >>718557990 >>718558341 >>718559082 >>718559092 >>718559498 >>718559909 >>718559920 >>718560407 >>718562345 >>718563013 >>718564461 >>718565703
Humamusume
What do you think about this video game on Steam?
Anonymous No.718557960 [Report] >>718558537 >>718562136
Take it to /vg/ retard.
Anonymous No.718557990 [Report]
>>718557898 (OP)
I love my human daughters.
Anonymous No.718558076 [Report]
It's out
https://open.spotify.com/album/7BdweWCaSKtjGXeccywTBq?go=1&nd=1&dlsi=73caffc8a34942de
Anonymous No.718558184 [Report]
Huma
Anonymous No.718558334 [Report]
BLEH
Anonymous No.718558341 [Report] >>718558410
>>718557898 (OP)
There's implied bondage and slavery in the lore
Anonymous No.718558410 [Report]
>>718558341
Well you don't expect puny humans can pull the artilleries through the trenches?
Anonymous No.718558537 [Report]
>>718557960
You take it up the ass.
Anonymous No.718558704 [Report] >>718558789
>top-of-the-line 3D graphics!
Anonymous No.718558789 [Report] >>718558920 >>718559998
>>718558704
Yes?
Anonymous No.718558920 [Report] >>718558978
>>718558789
The models are nice, it looks fine on phones but man is the steam version lazy. They could easily polish up the PC port with little effort but it's whatever, I don't care that much about the graphics
Anonymous No.718558960 [Report]
Anonymous No.718558978 [Report] >>718559198
>>718558920
JP steam version got updated with 4K quality winning live. It takes time but they will update the game eventually.
Anonymous No.718559023 [Report]
Anonymous No.718559029 [Report]
Anonymous No.718559082 [Report] >>718559093 >>718559263 >>718559992 >>718562136 >>718563881 >>718566024
>>718557898 (OP)
>video game
Lol, it's just a glorified spreadsheet, 0 gameplay, literally made for the lowest kind of subhumans, gachashitters have 0 standards
Anonymous No.718559092 [Report] >>718562136
>>718557898 (OP)
>>>/vg/
Anonymous No.718559093 [Report]
>>718559082
Retard
Anonymous No.718559126 [Report] >>718559150 >>718560072
>no money
>no SPs
>no carats
The joy of f2p.
Anonymous No.718559150 [Report] >>718561192 >>718561727
>>718559126
Bro, your gold ship week money and carats?
Anonymous No.718559198 [Report]
>>718558978
Baaaaased.
Anonymous No.718559263 [Report]
>>718559082
Bro...you didn't even like Chao Garden bro???
Anonymous No.718559289 [Report] >>718559347 >>718559389
>Haven't played since the initial release FOTM
>Decide to log in
>Account appears to be deleted
Uh, ok? Did something happen
Anonymous No.718559347 [Report] >>718559409 >>718559427
>>718559289
Did you set a safekeeping password for your accounts? They did several banwave to delete chink reroll accounts weeks ago.
Anonymous No.718559351 [Report] >>718559501 >>718559568 >>718559760 >>718559763 >>718560046 >>718560547 >>718560902 >>718561339 >>718562227 >>718563649 >>718565318
I still don't understand how this became so popular. It's one of those weird Japanese things that tend to flop hard when they are brought to the west.
Anonymous No.718559368 [Report]
I want to lick Bakushin's pits
Anonymous No.718559389 [Report]
>>718559289
Why were you cheating anon?
Anonymous No.718559409 [Report]
>>718559347
>actually banning chink seller
wtf cykek are based?
Anonymous No.718559427 [Report]
>>718559347
Don't think so. Wasn't expecting to get ding dong bannu'd for being inactive
Anonymous No.718559498 [Report] >>718563796 >>718566024
>>718557898 (OP)
>download it just for the memes
>tutorial starts
>you need to level up your characters!
>also you need to upgrade this
>oh yeah, and you need to upgrade this too
>and you need to level up the exactly same item you need to upgrade a different item
>and don't forget to max out all these pointless stats
>did I mention you need to upgrade this thing too?
>get into the """""gameplay""""""
>i actually don't get to play
Anonymous No.718559501 [Report]
>>718559351
>It's one of those weird Japanese things that tend to flop hard when they are brought to the west.
But Japanese stuff is more and more popular these days and there's generally not that many good games coming out right now. It's free, the anime is good, the girls are cute, and the game is surprsingly fun/complex.

You ever play any training style game and it can get you hooked. It's a combination of many things going for it. I think the western world does have like a genetic attachment to horses with how ingrained they were with people's lifestyles for thousands of years, so it doesn't surpise me that the horse girls + anime shit is appealing to people. It's very thoughtfully done. If you've ever watched some good sports animes, even if you don't care for the sport they can be quite good, you know? It's like that. It's a really good sports anime with the benefit of having cute horse girls and a really fun game on top of it.
Anonymous No.718559568 [Report] >>718559689
>>718559351
Because it's fundamentally a training sim game about cute girls vaguely based on real horses, it's not something off putting or overly chink/korean based
Anonymous No.718559689 [Report]
>>718559568
>vaguely based on real horses
I wouldn't say vaguely. They are direclty and clearly influenced by real horses down to every little trinket on their design, the color of their shoes, hair styles matching the markings of the horse, backstories of the characters matching the stories of the horse, relations/rivals matching the stories of the horse. It's that attention to detail that adds an extra layer of SOVL, it is extremely compeling and makes you want to learn more about the horses themselves, and it cycles back into self. Naturally, more people are tuning in to horse racing in general. It's a genius in its own way
Anonymous No.718559748 [Report] >>718559961 >>718560050 >>718560139 >>718561079
https://x.com/Cygames_PR/status/1957276552523342245?t=FRpzTl7xdXnPEiOEnRs3JA&s=19
American umas are possible now
Anonymous No.718559760 [Report] >>718559970
>>718559351
its surprising honestly i thought this would flop too
i think a lot of people are generally tired of genshart clone, want a mobile game that actually plays perfectly on phones
Anonymous No.718559762 [Report] >>718559834 >>718562625
Just finish her story. Its a nice "living under the shadow" kind of story. What did she mean by this, by the way?

Also I HATE HER CAREER I HATE HER CAREER I HATE HER CAREER I HATE HER FUCKING CAREER I HATE KIKUKA SHO SO FUCKING MUCH. THAT DUMB FUCK RACE WALLED ME 15 TIMES
Anonymous No.718559763 [Report]
>>718559351
Memes
Roguelike
Porn ban means it has SFW appeal compared to a trillion goon gacha out there. You can talk to other normies about it and they don't feel creeped out because they watched a video about on TokTok once.
People find the appeal of things based on real history.
Anonymous No.718559834 [Report]
>>718559762
As she said, she wanted you to go meet her grandmother, Mejiro Asama.
Anonymous No.718559849 [Report] >>718560101
Anonymous No.718559909 [Report]
>>718557898 (OP)
When i can roll for Naritabrian?
Anonymous No.718559920 [Report]
>>718557898 (OP)
I forgot it was gacha and uninstalled it to reinstall on a different drive, and lost all my data cause I didn't link it.
Anonymous No.718559961 [Report] >>718560093
>>718559748
More like American scenario with american NPCs.
Anonymous No.718559970 [Report] >>718561394
>>718559760
I don't care to play some shitty hack and slash game that just has you doing the same two battles over and over again, switching between characters endlessly and watching the same canned cutscenes.

Horse races are dynamic, unpredictable, and an insane amount of customization in how you want to build your characters. Clearly a ton of thought went into how the races are designed, but also the characters themselves. So many of them with great stories, all drawing from the stories of real horses. Everything is done with intent. They're not just creating random vtuber shaped blobbed characters in some nonsensical setting. Everything is rooted in a world that is more realistic and familiar yet leans into fantasy just the right amount to make it seem like an entirely different world by having this alternative human species.

I'm just saying unlike other games of its type, it feels like Uma Musume just had way, way more thought put into the design. That goes a long way I feel, I don't think it's pure chance that this one was successful and many others didn't catch on. Something about the horse racing resonates with the west. Maybe it's because not that long ago we were all riding horses instead of cars, but surely there's more to it than that? It's hard to predict what's going to catch on with people or what wont, but it's been fun discussing VIDEO GAMES with you guys when the jannies allow video game discussion that is
Anonymous No.718559992 [Report] >>718560112
>>718559082
Same thing but horse
Anonymous No.718559998 [Report]
>>718558789
BAZONGAS
Anonymous No.718560017 [Report]
Requesting that image with the wheel rotating around desired traits in umas with Matikanefukukitaru rotating around in the center
Anonymous No.718560041 [Report] >>718560250
Anonymous No.718560046 [Report]
>>718559351
There is like +20 horse girls that have their own niche, skill, and most importantly, at least 2 VN stories. One under Umamsume Stories and one in Career. Both show you their dream, their day to day life, and their training. In The Career mode, you personally watch them grow as a person. It has that choice that determine what stats, event, and choices you make that would impact their stats. There is some generic ones like Air Groove, some with a twist of Feel like King Halo, and then there this retarded fucking horse whom is random as fuck and make your life a living hell because the real life trainer specifically request if they use Gold Ship, that Gold ship is retardedly hard to train while personally make your life a living hell.
Anonymous No.718560050 [Report]
>>718559748
They should probably fast track turning Forever Young into an umamusume
Anonymous No.718560072 [Report] >>718560154 >>718560559
>>718559126
Just play smart
Anonymous No.718560093 [Report]
>>718559961
>the track that exposed the fraudperor forever
Anonymous No.718560101 [Report] >>718561545
>>718559849
Suzuka when she sees Special Week
Anonymous No.718560112 [Report]
>>718559992
This was my first game of this style.
I played it on my neighbors windows 95 the fucking DOS version and it was great. Such a cool game, even has its own little RPG within the training game if you decide she's gonna be a warrior and you can have her explore around. There needs to be more games in this style.
Anonymous No.718560139 [Report] >>718560393
>>718559748
them using the money to sponsor real horses to put back into the game is the biggest infinite money hack i've ever seen
Anonymous No.718560154 [Report] >>718560351
>>718560072
>not playing your team trials
>smart
Anonymous No.718560250 [Report] >>718560371
>>718560041
>Chinks made a silly video with Satono sticking her tongue out
>By sheer coincidence westerners (mostly zoomers) have made some sort of meme out of characters sticking their tongue out by the time of Global release
>They stumble upon said chink video
>Freaky Satono ensues
What a strange series of events
Anonymous No.718560351 [Report] >>718560417
>>718560154
This is okay for me since i’m not a hardcore gacha gaymer
Anonymous No.718560371 [Report]
>>718560250
zoomer memes move so quickly. These tiktokbrains are something else. There's no rhyme or reason to it. It's much like that episode of ed edd n edy with the fads. One day you think you figured it's bussin the next it's cap and you're already 10 buzzwords behind.
Anonymous No.718560393 [Report] >>718560436 >>718560653
>>718560139
they're partners with the JRA. they're making money off of eachother.
Anonymous No.718560407 [Report]
>>718557898 (OP)
uma delicia
Anonymous No.718560417 [Report]
>>718560351
But you still get rewards and stuff even if you dont win, it takes like 2 seconds
Anonymous No.718560436 [Report]
>>718560393
DIRECTOR HE'S NOOOTICING
MAJIMA GET HIM
Anonymous No.718560493 [Report]
>you realize the yakuza said you can't fap to horse girls right?
Anonymous No.718560547 [Report] >>718563419
>>718559351
I would be completely honestly. I didn't give a crap about the series until I randomly heard this ost in the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZNU-T8rFM

And then I gave it a chance and love it. The anime is okay.
Anonymous No.718560559 [Report] >>718560640 >>718560736 >>718560787 >>718560791 >>718560947 >>718561392
>>718560072
Why do all tomboys in this game have huge tits
Anonymous No.718560640 [Report]
>>718560559
Because Japan understands that's how Tomboys should be, not androgynous little weirdos that got breast reduction surgery
Anonymous No.718560653 [Report]
>>718560393
Oy neigh!
Anonymous No.718560736 [Report]
>>718560559
Because tomboys with huge tits is peak tomboy
Anonymous No.718560776 [Report] >>718560830 >>718560901
what would the wild west looks like without horses? people just ride the girls?
Anonymous No.718560787 [Report]
>>718560559
>seiun sky
Anonymous No.718560791 [Report]
>>718560559
Anonymous No.718560830 [Report]
>>718560776
I think if you were to make a wild west uma musume, the horses become the gunslingers like Taiki Shuttle.
Anonymous No.718560901 [Report]
>>718560776
Cowboys use their uma wives as hunting dogs
Anonymous No.718560902 [Report] >>718561013
>>718559351
anything can be popular to the weeb audience when enough vtubers shill it
Anonymous No.718560947 [Report] >>718561009
>>718560559
Mejiro's bloodline
Anonymous No.718561009 [Report]
>>718560947
>McQueen is flat as fuck
Anonymous No.718561013 [Report]
>>718560902
Never watched a vtuber in my life. Tried gacha once or twice but mostly against the idea of those types of games. I gave this game a shot just for shits and giggles and turns out it's a really compelling little game and has some cool animes/movie as well.
Anonymous No.718561064 [Report] >>718561245
It's the horse ears and tails
they're always twitching and swishing in the background
Anonymous No.718561076 [Report] >>718561259
Anonymous No.718561079 [Report] >>718561331
>>718559748
>Everyone was enjoying the atmosphere, dressing up for the occasion and many high school students (*) from nearby schools were in attendance, making it clear that the Kentucky Derby is truly an annual celebration

huh kentucky kids still like racing/
Anonymous No.718561192 [Report] >>718561379
>>718559150
NTA, already spent on lvl 45 bourbon, hishi, lvl 30 Manhattan cafe, lvl 40 Maya (all SRs)
Anonymous No.718561245 [Report]
>>718561064
I like it when their ears droop suddenly when the uma gets sad, it's really cute.
Anonymous No.718561259 [Report] >>718561513 >>718562013
>>718561076
Suzuka's ult animation is so hekin kinorino bros
>literally just running across an empty field with nobody else because as the title says the view from the lead is hers
Anonymous No.718561331 [Report]
>>718561079
That's like saying Texas people still like bull riding and rodeos. Yeah Kentucky people are still about the derby of course. Next year's derby finna boutta be litty with a ton of zoomer musume fans showing up I'm sure.
Anonymous No.718561339 [Report]
>>718559351
To be honest I knew Uma Musume was super huge in Japan and printed money and had a concert gimmick (and porn ban memes) but actually had no idea of the training sim randomization aspects of it until I played it. It's grindy as fuck if you want to go full FE eugenics but I have fun just playing it casually
Anonymous No.718561379 [Report]
>>718561192
>lvl 45 hishi
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.718561392 [Report] >>718565912
>>718560559
taishin is a flat womanlet
Anonymous No.718561394 [Report] >>718561501
>>718559970
Horse racing and betting is a very popular pastime amongst Anglo boomers, just more proof that the Japanese are honorary whites that they're as autistic over horses as we are.
Anonymous No.718561482 [Report]
My Doto funds :(
Anonymous No.718561501 [Report]
>>718561394
Yeah it's one of those ancient "sports" that humans have been enthralled with for a long, long time, even if it's more of an antiquity these days. I think that passion is still there even if zoomers don't realize it, and this game taps into that sort of ancestral interest in horses. MLP probably did the same thing if we're being honest. Dogs and Cats are popular sure, but horses are special, and horse races are pretty fuckin neato, and our ancestors seemed to think so as well.
Anonymous No.718561513 [Report] >>718561561 >>718561585 >>718561936 >>718565923
>>718561259
Some of the ult are just great.
Anonymous No.718561545 [Report]
>>718560101
Nah
Anonymous No.718561561 [Report]
>>718561513
She's so cool. I'd play a spinoff western game with her as the main character
Anonymous No.718561585 [Report] >>718561695 >>718561805
>>718561513
why does she have a gun
Anonymous No.718561596 [Report] >>718561681
the REAL spe chan would HATE that chesnut faggot Suzuka
Anonymous No.718561623 [Report] >>718561736
We should hijack the Rosalina spam threads next
Anonymous No.718561642 [Report] >>718561692
narita taishins a little cheat who relies on her small, light body to be faster than others and squeeze through gaps
horse racing needs weight and size classes
Anonymous No.718561652 [Report] >>718561689 >>718561819 >>718562007
If you watch a race rather than see results, you increase chances of your horse getting cock blocked by outsiders. I am now convinced of this fact.
Anonymous No.718561681 [Report]
>>718561596
>spe chud
Anonymous No.718561689 [Report] >>718561734
>>718561652
this but the opposite the game rigs you to get blocked if you don't watch
Anonymous No.718561692 [Report]
>>718561642
>her small, light body
Imagine
Anonymous No.718561695 [Report]
>>718561585
She's American. We all have guns
Anonymous No.718561727 [Report]
>>718559150
>money and SPs
Gone. Used for upgrading Goldship and several other uma potentials alongside support cards.
>carats
Down the drain after rolling Super Creek banner.
Anonymous No.718561734 [Report]
>>718561689
Anonymous No.718561736 [Report] >>718561867 >>718561968
>>718561623
Just make uma musume threads with nintendo characters on the front. Jannies would never touch that
Anonymous No.718561798 [Report] >>718561921
what exactly makes an uma tomboy when all of them are "serious" athletes
Anonymous No.718561805 [Report] >>718561848
>>718561585
To play off how Jap see classic Americans. Right down to having a giant BBQ with just you. And then sadly pointed out that all American horse retire after three years, until (you) pointed out that this is Japan and doesn't follow that protocol.
Anonymous No.718561806 [Report]
>Rudolf has 200 speed and stamina over every other horse coming into the Derby
>Late Start
>Slid and stuck in 10th place on the final straight
>Just barely placed 4th
it would have been better if she was 6th or something so i could clock... this is fucking embarassing
Anonymous No.718561819 [Report]
>>718561652
i did some tests these past few weeks
i get higher chances to win if i watch the races, even at 2x and 4x speed with an average of 2 losses compared to skipping them with an average of 4 losses
then again i was testing on goldship since it coincided with the missions
Anonymous No.718561848 [Report] >>718561920
>>718561805
Man I should have gone for a Taiki Shuttle. I've been on a huge western binge lately, she's so cool
Anonymous No.718561867 [Report] >>718561909 >>718561968
>>718561736
UMA CHUUUUU
Anonymous No.718561869 [Report] >>718561925
how is the steam version of anticheat?
also do steam also have these annoying downloading all the time shit?
Anonymous No.718561909 [Report]
>>718561867
>pokefags get an entire BOARD to discuss pokemon
>they're still allowed to have """reoccurring threads""" on /v/
Anonymous No.718561915 [Report]
wait for thee last horse
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718561917 [Report]
Anonymous No.718561920 [Report] >>718561965
>>718561848
Her "westenr" accented JP voice is annoying as hell.
Anonymous No.718561921 [Report]
>>718561798
it's all about the handsome women now
Anonymous No.718561925 [Report] >>718561961 >>718562038
>>718561869
The connection issues are worse on steam. You get way more delays compared to phone.
Anonymous No.718561936 [Report] >>718561998
>>718561513
I like the anime ones but wish McQueen's didn't suck complete balls. I've seen it actually win a race one time out of hundreds of races.
Anonymous No.718561961 [Report] >>718562032
>>718561925
really?
wtf
Anonymous No.718561965 [Report]
>>718561920
It's kinda funny though. That's just how japanese engrish sounds. You can understand why they fly out so many english teachers over there, but they never seem to take it all that seriously
Anonymous No.718561968 [Report] >>718562302
>>718561736
>>718561867
which uma would metafag in pokeymans
Anonymous No.718561998 [Report] >>718562049
>>718561936
MaQueeny umyas...
Anonymous No.718562007 [Report]
>>718561652
Anonymous No.718562013 [Report]
>>718561259
Sorry it's a little too simple for your adhd zoomer brain
Anonymous No.718562032 [Report] >>718562373
>>718561961
Yeh you'd think an Ethernet cable would be better than phone but nah. You also can't play if steams down for maintenance. It's better on your phone.
Anonymous No.718562038 [Report]
>>718561925
So I'm not the only one. I've got a really cracked out PC and just a regular old iphone. The steam version is slow as fuck and upscaled poorly. Hopefully we get the more polished 4K version soon. It's much smoother to play on phones at the moment
Anonymous No.718562049 [Report] >>718562168
>>718561998
I hear it gets better later, but I wish it was now. It's just weird that anime powerup music means you lose.
Anonymous No.718562113 [Report] >>718562196 >>718563039
Daiwa get's paired with Quagsire a lot for some reason.
Anonymous No.718562136 [Report]
>>718557960
>>718559082
>>718559092
you're janitor applications?
Anonymous No.718562168 [Report]
>>718562049
That's sad. Can't believe I rolled on that banner. Well I can because I was retard who didn't care who I got and just wanted more umas. Maybe I was spared by only getting a Rice Shower from it.
Anonymous No.718562187 [Report] >>718562824
Anonymous No.718562196 [Report] >>718562320 >>718562343
>>718562113
Some kind of play on words maybe? maybe their names in japanese are similar or have similar meaning
Anonymous No.718562227 [Report] >>718562314 >>718562349
>>718559351
people just realizing why monster rancher was a cult classic
Anonymous No.718562302 [Report] >>718562332
>>718561968
This dweeb
Anonymous No.718562314 [Report]
>>718562227
Idol Master realize Monster Rancher's mistake and fix it accordingly.
Anonymous No.718562320 [Report]
>>718562196
I don't think so, Daska and Nuoh are very different.
Anonymous No.718562332 [Report]
>>718562302
her name has dick in it lmao
Anonymous No.718562343 [Report] >>718562386 >>718562420
>>718562196
Nip net humor thing
Anonymous No.718562345 [Report] >>718562479 >>718562627 >>718563161 >>718564083 >>718564172
>>718557898 (OP)
i was pretty into it in the beginning but once you realise how fucking long it takes to do your dailys in this game, it just saps the fun out of it imo
a career can genuinely take you up to 30 minutes minimum and from memory, 3 careers is what will deplete your stamina for the day
the game expects you to dedicate at minimum an hour everyday, where in comparison - with HSR once im done with the patch quest and event, im logging in for like 5 minutes to do my dailys

the stories are super cute, and i liked raising my horse girls and seeing them grow, and going on dates with them to the arcade and blah blah
but again, when it comes down to the gacha aspect where it expects you to play everyday, you're just spamming through mindless cutscenes and raising stats for upwards of 30 minutes to give a slight power boost to your legacy umas ... idk man, it just isnt engaging enough and i probably wont be going back to it

but god damn i will say the designs are amazing, nice nature may be a 1 star but fuck me does she have me by the balls
Anonymous No.718562349 [Report] >>718562447 >>718562640
>>718562227
What's the best monster rancher game? Is the show worth watching?
Anonymous No.718562373 [Report] >>718562551
>>718562032
why and what its even downloading?
Anonymous No.718562386 [Report]
>>718562343
Sounds like the kind of inside joke that would form around here, makes sense
Anonymous No.718562420 [Report]
>>718562343
Daiwa doesn't learn high horsepower?
Anonymous No.718562447 [Report]
>>718562349
Mechanically the ds 1 but probably 2 or 3 is best for beginners. If you are pirating it do the GBA cause you can actually make monsters normally.
Anonymous No.718562479 [Report] >>718562564 >>718562627 >>718562965
>>718562345
For me, one of the weakness of that aspect is that if you do play it like a legit VN, and then lose a race in the most retarded fashion, you just wasted an hour of investing into the story. I would love to someday, just play it normally like a VN, but I assume you need to 5 star + all SSR uncap support card to guarantee the run won't fail.
Anonymous No.718562551 [Report] >>718562606
>>718562373
Game phones home every tap cause it's gatcha. Then it waits for the sever reply. Lots of times it's not instant.
Anonymous No.718562564 [Report] >>718562593 >>718562625
>>718562479
You can beat the story pretty easily with even poo poo cards that you got from freebies anon.
You just have to learn to play the game a little bit better, the story is really easy to complete. And once you have a set of cards you like you can just have an easy one fits size deck you put onto any umas, it doesnt take much work at all.

Don't other VNs have ways you can "fail" and fuck up progress? The game can definitely be enjoyed as a single player VN on a very casual level, you don't need fancy shit bro
Anonymous No.718562593 [Report] >>718562649
>>718562564
modern VNs dont have failure states anymore
Anonymous No.718562606 [Report]
>>718562551
Anonymous No.718562625 [Report] >>718562726
>>718562564
Some umas are super easy. Some are retardedly hard even with the best cards because RNG and shit like >>718559762
Anonymous No.718562627 [Report]
>>718562345
Nothing wrong with just play whenever you feel like it
>>718562479
>but I assume you need to 5 star + all SSR uncap support card to guarantee the run won't fail.
No?
Anonymous No.718562640 [Report] >>718562765
>>718562349
>What's the best monster rancher game
2 is the one fans come back to the most, myself included. It and 1 got ported to PC a few years ago in the form of Monster Rancher DX.
Anonymous No.718562649 [Report]
>>718562593
That's sad
Anonymous No.718562726 [Report] >>718562812
>>718562625
Huh, so Mejiro Ryan's career is that difficult? I was holding off later to beat it as she's one of the few I still have stuck at one star, and it seems there's a stamina check there. But still, I think it would be doable with the right planning. Obviously RNG is going to mean some runs are fucked regardless, but that's how must "roguelite" games are anyway. Some runs are just fucked, but once you get the hang of it it's really not that tricky to have consistent careers even on "difficult" umas. You just need to learn their quirks and what to build for. I fully believe you dont need tricked out MLB SSR shit to do that beyond just borrowing a Kitasan or whatever, which even that I dont think is mandatory to beat any story.
Anonymous No.718562765 [Report]
>>718562640
>It and 1 got ported to PC a few years ago in the form of Monster Rancher DX.
Oh hell yeah I'll check it out
Anonymous No.718562812 [Report] >>718562941
>>718562726
The hard horses force you into races that they aren't good at. it's c long and now you need to get 5th.
Anonymous No.718562818 [Report] >>718562982 >>718563167
i wish it had eng dubbing
Anonymous No.718562824 [Report] >>718562857
>>718562187
Anonymous No.718562857 [Report]
>>718562824
dumb meme
dumber horse
Anonymous No.718562862 [Report]
What is linkinpark type beat
https://youtu.be/9Ov1swHlPIY
Anonymous No.718562914 [Report]
but WHO is this Ms Victoria?
Anonymous No.718562941 [Report]
>>718562812
Thing is even a C long could be done after a few playthroughs with Golshi or whatever. Ryan is a gacha uma and not one you start with. I'd say all the starter ones lean on the easier side, but surely you dont have to invest THAT much time as a newbie to figure out how to beat Mejiro Ryan's career? I still don't think you need that strong of cards to beat her story or any story for that matter. Just some trial and error and some alarm clocks help as well, of which the game starts you out with a fuck ton
Anonymous No.718562965 [Report]
>>718562479
honestly you've hit the nail on the head as to this is how I felt, I was playing it like a VN getting into all the uma's stories but it just became a slog when I was investing so much time into it just for my girl to get jobbed at a random point 45 minutes in
Anonymous No.718562982 [Report] >>718563059 >>718563138
>>718562818
Im glad that it doesnt
Anonymous No.718563013 [Report]
>>718557898 (OP)
I enjoy training but loathe the business model that basically gates me from making the most perfect racer without spending thousands of dollars.
Anonymous No.718563039 [Report]
>>718562113
They're best friends.
Anonymous No.718563058 [Report]
>I was having so much fun playing Castlevania but then I lost all my lives and continues and it was like "game over", dont think I have time for this
Anonymous No.718563059 [Report] >>718563123 >>718563223 >>718563598 >>718564347
>>718562982
why?
wiz daphne had one and its great, nip voice arcing tire me, especially some umas like that cowgirl engrish
Anonymous No.718563080 [Report]
its good
I been playing it less and less and maybe do 1 career a day but whatever
fuck it another C+ uma throw it on the pile collect 1 free card sometimes an quit
Anonymous No.718563123 [Report] >>718563169
>>718563059
American voice actors are far more grating than the japanese ones. It doesn't even sound like natural english language. It sounds like some faggot at an anime convention who twiddled his thumbs during theatre club
Anonymous No.718563138 [Report]
>>718562982
I agree with this anon. Last time they let someone in the US do the dubbing, Final Fantasy 14 lost a trillion dollars.
Anonymous No.718563161 [Report]
>>718562345
>3 careers is what will deplete your stamina for the day

But you don't really earn much for doing careers beyond the first for daily. A bit of money for winning races. There's very little reason to consume all your daily stamina in this game.
Anonymous No.718563167 [Report]
>>718562818
The sheer amount of content could easily set them another 4 years of delay just to dub year 1 global content.
Anonymous No.718563169 [Report] >>718563312 >>718563389
>>718563123
then hire bongs or canadian
heck mix of the anglos voices would be nice, with some horses having faux foreign accent like russian or german
Anonymous No.718563223 [Report] >>718563273
>>718563059
cygames doesn't have any idea how to cast their english dubs, they just pick the same gay retards that have been dubbing 4kidz shows for their entire lives. localization is also hugely shit.
they don't care, so why should we?
Anonymous No.718563273 [Report]
>>718563223
>they just pick the same gay retards that have been dubbing 4kidz shows for their entire lives
well, that would be bad
>they don't care, so why should we?
good eng dub would be good, but heck I would also ant russian one
Anonymous No.718563312 [Report] >>718563389 >>718564347
>>718563169
>then hire bongs
I wish more of them would. Most of the bongs actually do have theatre background and aren't part of some faggy voice actors union of talentless hacks. American voice acting is just mediocre but they demand a high fee and act like they're better than they are but they just arent. It's better than it used to be which isnt saying much, and some dubs aren't horrible, but most of the time they just feel very phoned in following the same cookie cutter template. At least with Japan I can hear whatever the real intention was behind the character's voice rather than some American's lazy interpretation of it. Brit voice actors tend to do a lot better at emoting those kinds of exagerrated actions but in a more natural and convincing way. I can still be done shitty though if they don't have the right direction. Sometimes it's just better to do without.
Anonymous No.718563382 [Report] >>718563407
Do the future modes add any new interesting mechanics or is it mostly more of the same?
The horse girls are cute, but it's getting a bit repetitive and it's already time consuming so I'm considering dropping it
Anonymous No.718563389 [Report] >>718563465 >>718564347
>>718563169
>>718563312
I am VERY tired of hearing their accent in eng dub so much. Make no make, They can performance, but my god, I just want to hear a Southern Belle thrown in or something. Not just some variant of a Brit accent.
Anonymous No.718563407 [Report] >>718563932
>>718563382
It gets new scenarios with different mechanics.
Anonymous No.718563419 [Report]
>>718560547
>The anime is okay
>Continues to post memes about it.
It's ok to like something.
Anonymous No.718563439 [Report] >>718563547
cm lobby spamming has left me in despair
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718563450 [Report]
Anonymous No.718563465 [Report] >>718563616
>>718563389
>I just want to hear a Southern Belle thrown in or something.
Have you heard the Southern Belle voice for Dahlia in Xenoblade 2? It's fucking horrible, one of the worst performances I've heard in a video game. In Japanese she was the Super Creek ara ara goo goo babies type of mommy character. Then in the dub they give her the most outlandish, nasally FAKE southern belle accent i've heard in my life and it's fucking dogshit. These people suck at making good southern accents, it always sounds corny and fake.
Anonymous No.718563547 [Report]
>>718563439
I know that feel.
I fought some good Tokai Teios. Let me guess, Oguri Cap is giving yours trouble too though?
My front runners can't beat her or tricked out Golshis...evil natures everywhere. It's a cruel, cruel world Teio-san...
Anonymous No.718563598 [Report] >>718563667
>>718563059
daphne has one or two okay EN voices the rest range from tolerable to dogshit, the cute elf ninja literally sounds like a chain-smoking grandma for fucks sake
Anonymous No.718563616 [Report] >>718563652
>>718563465
I want an actual southern belle accent from someone with that history. AI will fix this soon enough.
Anonymous No.718563649 [Report] >>718563746 >>718564713 >>718565059
>>718559351
I think it comes down to various factors.
>People being tired of Chinese and South Korean games especially Mihoyo(initial audience)
>People who played it for novelty reasons and ended up really liking it(this pushed it to the moon)
>Those who wanted a JP led Gacha that was not FateGO
>Finally those who watched the Anime a few years back and were waiting heavily for the game to come out
It pretty much created this huge pent up demand and Umamusume happened to satisfy everyone's desires. America also has a huge Horse Racing culture and other parts of the world have had appreciation for Horses in Europe so it really caters to these audiences overall.
Anonymous No.718563652 [Report] >>718563738
>>718563616
>AI will fix this soon enough.
No it fucking wont.
Anonymous No.718563667 [Report]
>>718563598
disagree outside ninja elf, she really sound like chain smoker and not in good way
Anonymous No.718563738 [Report]
>>718563652
Dont care. Its enough for me

https://vocaroo.com/1gR2pw70Zt3x
Anonymous No.718563746 [Report] >>718563960
>>718563649
>>>People who played it for novelty reasons and ended up really liking it(this pushed it to the moon)
I fall under this group. Dont play gachagames. Just tried it for fun and it hooked me. Always loved the few weird "training" games that exist and would always have been down to paly more like that. Was impressed by the world of Uma Musume and the passion that went into it. I also hadn't beenn watching anime for years and years and this one got me to watch it. The original airing of the show is so-so, but Cinderella Gray really is quite good as a standalone sports anime, as is the movie.
Anonymous No.718563796 [Report]
>>718559498
https://youtu.be/4wOMfFaLE-U

Beginner Guide and pic will be a huge help overall.

Extra's

https://youtu.be/Lfn8xBgCJ1w

Stats Guide

https://youtu.be/N-W8BdAAuEM

Skills guide.

As long as you get the general idea and just do not forget to prioritize certain cards you will eventually get it. It's daunting at first but once you play it a few times and beat it. The rest falls into place.
Anonymous No.718563881 [Report]
>>718559082
>0 gameplay
This is not South Korea or China. This is JAPAN. They actually have Gameplay and it's Monster Raising Sim based. If you think it's easy try to play it lol.
Anonymous No.718563932 [Report] >>718563970
>>718563407
do these come with new stories for every character or something?
Anonymous No.718563960 [Report] >>718564098
>>718563746
Honestly agreed. I like it all because it just gives me appreciation for Horse Racing, History and understanding the value of it. Cinderella Gray feels good when people get there because you can feel the evolution of the series over the years.
Anonymous No.718563970 [Report]
>>718563932
Career story is the same, though I heard some characters got variants in later scenarios.
Scenario story is new.
Anonymous No.718564083 [Report]
>>718562345
>i was pretty into it in the beginning but once you realise how fucking long it takes to do your dailys in this game
PSST just lose your first race and send the horse to the glue factory. It's an easy trick to get your daily race done.
Anonymous No.718564098 [Report]
>>718563960
For sure, this has got me way more interested in horse racing in general. I've watched Kentucky Derby a few times and been vaguely interested, as well having worked around horses and been around people who ride horses but didn't take a direct interest in them till now. It's really fun to learn about the stories of all the horses, and the way they translate to the games is really clever and thoughtfully done. Just feels like there's more substance to it than a lot of games these days.
Anonymous No.718564115 [Report] >>718564164
I CAN'T BEAT SHITCKETS CAREER
Anonymous No.718564164 [Report]
>>718564115
You didn't believe in Tickezo, that's why you lost. Look, now you made her cry again.
Anonymous No.718564167 [Report] >>718564230
Here's your next anime MC bro
Anonymous No.718564172 [Report]
>>718562345
>but again, when it comes down to the gacha aspect where it expects you to play everyday, you're just spamming through mindless cutscenes and raising stats for upwards of 30 minutes to give a slight power boost to your legacy umas ... idk man, it just isnt engaging enough and i probably wont be going back to it
There is an Auto Skip function to skip all events. It is the first option. Even then you can get it done in 20 minutes.
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718564182 [Report]
Anonymous No.718564230 [Report] >>718564481
>>718564167
Looks like more of a villain
Anonymous No.718564268 [Report] >>718564593
Anonymous No.718564347 [Report] >>718564396
>>718563059
>>718563312
>>718563389
The main reason is because not many like English Dubs. The only that do do it, is because they think they will have a wider audience, and by the end of the day it attracts the worst types of people. Those who hate "Gooner shit" those that think they know everything etc. English VA is not worth it to attract the worst kind of cancer fanbase imaginable. Subs is just better unless the English VA is VTubers and those repel the worst kinds of audiences.
Anonymous No.718564396 [Report] >>718564464 >>718564589
>>718564347
Yeah and we seen what happen with FF14.
Anonymous No.718564461 [Report]
>>718557898 (OP)
Trainer's want ONE thing and it's absolutely disgusting!
Anonymous No.718564464 [Report] >>718564601
>>718564396
Did a tranny voice actor really kill that game? surely there was more to it than that
Anonymous No.718564481 [Report] >>718564537 >>718564640 >>718564691
>>718564230
but enough about rice shower
Anonymous No.718564537 [Report]
>>718564481
Enough.
Anonymous No.718564584 [Report] >>718564648
>Forget correct event choice
>Run stolen
Anonymous No.718564589 [Report]
>>718564396
That as well as Persona in recent years. It attracted a wider audience, those who never play, those who project their wild fantasies on characters and try to tell everyone they are bad and patrol. I would rather have less sells than to deal with an audience like that.
Anonymous No.718564593 [Report]
>>718564268
In dick, unison
Anonymous No.718564601 [Report]
>>718564464
The story is still shit but it doesn't stop how horrible the VA is. Anyone trying to criticize the VA or the story will get label as a transphobic retardation.
Anonymous No.718564640 [Report] >>718564691
>>718564481
What did you say about Rice Shower?
Anonymous No.718564648 [Report]
>>718564584
>heh sorry trainer I was up all night watching this shitty TV show
damn she just like me frfr
you realize you're glue though right?
Anonymous No.718564691 [Report] >>718564762 >>718564780
>>718564481
>>718564640
Pleas tell me this card can fix her emotional problem
Anonymous No.718564713 [Report]
>>718563649
>People who played it for novelty reasons and ended up really liking it(this pushed it to the moon)
This was it for me. I had never played a gacha game before but a friend showed me how Umamusume works and it looked interesting enough for me to actually try.
Anonymous No.718564762 [Report] >>718564840 >>718564896
>>718564691
>Pleas tell me this card can fix her emotional problem
Anonymous No.718564764 [Report]
rudolf bros...
Anonymous No.718564780 [Report] >>718564932 >>718565165
>>718564691
Idk, I got one during the super creek and trying it out on this Mejiro Ryan run. If I lose, I might hang it up as a trainer as with these cards there and her raised aptitudes there is no reasonable excuse I should fail. My Tazuna is only 0LB but I heard she can fix bad conditions and raise mood at the same time along with other stuff. Seems like she's much better at 1LB or MLB though.
Anonymous No.718564840 [Report] >>718564896
>>718564762
Ganna love how disappointed the umas look. I am simply amazed Gold Ship is willing to humor her.
Anonymous No.718564896 [Report]
>>718564762
>>718564840
Kind of face someone makes when they're horribly depressed and friends try to make a kind intervention by doing something "fun" that the guy was dragged along to against his will
Anonymous No.718564932 [Report]
>>718564780
In my run Mejiro Ryan run, she always goes nuts and Mood Down many times. And then she mood down, get awful, become a slacker, then doesn't show up for one vital training, lose the race, and become glue. I had to use that card to fix Ryan.
Anonymous No.718565059 [Report]
>>718563649
the worst part is even when gookchink make a different turn based gacha, you still somehow ends up with mihomo CRIT% system, its getting really tiresome
Anonymous No.718565098 [Report] >>718565162 >>718565178 >>718565352
Why do /v/oids play this but then complain about movie games??
Anonymous No.718565151 [Report] >>718565237
>spend around 15k carrots on super creek's banner
>fully max sweep tosho, agnus, and almost max both king halo and mayano
>also end up with three creeks
>pity at 150
>have a little over 10k carrots left over
Should I call it quits and save the rest for actual horses or just say fuck it and just go to pity?
Anonymous No.718565162 [Report] >>718565557
>>718565098
Because you need brains to play this
Anonymous No.718565165 [Report] >>718565252 >>718565414 >>718565531
>>718564780

She provides energy, mood, stats with her random events. If she shows up on training she lowers energy cost and increases stat gain. Once you get a certain random event with her she provides 5 uses of unique recreation. These give 30-50 energy, mood up, stats and 2nd and 4th uses remove bad conditions. So basically she removes a lot of rest RNG since that's at least 5 less rests per run.

I recommend not using her last recreation until URA Finale or so, hang on to it in case you get hit but random mood downs or bad conditions.
Anonymous No.718565178 [Report] >>718565276
>>718565098
Movie games are for filthy gaijin. I only play superior Japanese made games.
Anonymous No.718565201 [Report] >>718565331
its too luck based
there's no reason why I have to roll the dice to get the skill of cards I already rolled for in the gacha
a 30 minute run can get invalidated because this fatso won't show up and there's literally no way of addressing that besides spending another 30 minutes hoping for the best and that it won't happen to another skill instead
Anonymous No.718565237 [Report] >>718565503
>>718565151

I'd take the spark since you're so far already. Unless you really want to save for some upcoming horse.
Anonymous No.718565252 [Report]
>>718565165
So the Aoi trainer card but way fucking better, I like that.
Anonymous No.718565276 [Report] >>718565349
>>718565178
you will NEVER be Japanese
Anonymous No.718565318 [Report] >>718565403
>>718559351
Personally burned out on gacha but decided to watch the anime which was on my watchlist for a long while since it first aired in 17. Found s1 avg and went ahead with s2 which got me. And now here I am.
Anonymous No.718565331 [Report]
>>718565201
The whole universe is based on RNG.
Anonymous No.718565349 [Report]
>>718565276
Spechan...would you like to see my katana collection?
Anonymous No.718565352 [Report]
>>718565098
I don't complain thoughbeit
aceman !!oXu3OLVH0EG No.718565374 [Report] >>718565609
Anonymous No.718565403 [Report] >>718565634
>>718565318
S1 is a decent start, S2 hits a high. Go into S3 with low expectations though. OVA is somewhere in between. Movie is really good. Cinderella Gray really good.
Anonymous No.718565414 [Report] >>718565490
>>718565165
>and increases stat gain
not until lb1, unfortunately
Anonymous No.718565490 [Report]
>>718565414
Yeah I thought so, darn. Still, this isn't that serious of a run. Just want to go through and try the card out on a problematic uma
Anonymous No.718565503 [Report]
>>718565237
I'm thinking I should probably stop rolling, if I'm trying to get both mummy creek and manhattan.
Anonymous No.718565531 [Report]
>>718565165
You're also Making your Uma jealous that you're on a date with a hag instead of them, hence why they "mysteriously" get better and well rested
Anonymous No.718565557 [Report]
>>718565162
Anonymous No.718565609 [Report]
>>718565374
Look, it's Wonderful Wednesday!
Anonymous No.718565634 [Report] >>718565732
>>718565403
Lmao, I already caught up with all uma content including concerts, except cinderella for which I am waiting for the BDs. Right now it's s2>botne>rttp>s1>>s3. Heard nothing but good stuff about cinderella so looking forward to it
Anonymous No.718565703 [Report] >>718565760 >>718565771
>>718557898 (OP)
I think its forced and it's fanbase of massive fucking losers that want to fuck horses should go outside and then play some actual video games instead of gambling shit.
Anonymous No.718565732 [Report]
>>718565634
Yeah pretty objective ranking there. You're gonna like CG, it's some quality stuff
Anonymous No.718565760 [Report]
>>718565703
Janny applications aren't open.
Anonymous No.718565771 [Report] >>718565936
>>718565703
>play some actual video games
You guys always say this but you never tell me which games to play
what are the actual video games (YOU) play anon? We'll wait.
Anonymous No.718565912 [Report]
>>718561392
Is that why she's so angry all the time?
Anonymous No.718565923 [Report]
>>718561513
Who has the best ult?
From the careers I've played, Oguri and Natie are almost a guaranteed win if they proc. I can barely tell if Gold Ship's does anything.
Anonymous No.718565936 [Report] >>718566050
>>718565771
>You guys always say this but you never tell me which games to play
here play this https://store.steampowered.com/app/638970/Yakuza_0/
Or really any fucking video game because they're actual video games unlike gacha shit.
Anonymous No.718565938 [Report]
Damn Mejiro Ryan's tits are fucking MASSIVE, her uniform can barely contain them
Anonymous No.718566016 [Report]
Anonymous No.718566024 [Report]
>>718559498
>>718559082
This is pretty much how I felt. Maybe I just didn't play long enough but my first impression was that it was confusingly complex in a way that didn't feel like an actual game. That's kind of my impression of most mobile gacha games though, the UI always gets to me.
Anonymous No.718566050 [Report]
>>718565936
>Movie sim