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QRD: You are a faqqit DEI hire (black last name) in a secret facility in Albuquerque. Although HR pats their backs and suqqs their cocks over how much negro magic you bring to the science team, all you really do is push carts and press buttons in the glorious tradition of your slave caste bloodline.
However, another proud tradition of your slave caste bloodline is fucking up the most menial of tasks. One fateful day you push a cart of Gouda cheese into a beam and cause the great intradimensional kerfuffle of 200X. Aliens and monsters and homophobic allegories (nvm the last one got cut lmao) invade the facility. In a panic, the government does the most rational things and moves gigatons of military hardware and aircraft over the interstate highway system to kill and bunch of scientists so people will forget about the giant green lights flashing all over the place. This works for a while until a giant alien Nelson Mandela starts goatseing the portal and overwhelming forces on the ground. It's up to you to trainsurf your way to the giant alien Mandela's prison cell and assassinate the Commie bastard as he originally was in the proper timeline.