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Anonymous No.718564007 >>718564326 >>718564404 >>718564490 >>718564738 >>718564864 >>718565023
Trailer next year
Anonymous No.718564326 >>718566038
>>718564007 (OP)
how would it even come close to expectation
Anonymous No.718564404
>>718564007 (OP)
It's actually this year at the Game Awards
Anonymous No.718564490
>>718564007 (OP)
if they don't reveal it this year i'm going to detransition
the world does not deserve such a cute girl like me
Anonymous No.718564738
>>718564007 (OP)
For Steam Deck 2
Anonymous No.718564795
He bought a science boat to do research for Half Life 3. He's trying to find that passion and spark which made the first game happen.
Anonymous No.718564864 >>718565691
>>718564007 (OP)
Aren't rumors saying it's damn near finished though?
Anonymous No.718565023
>>718564007 (OP)
It'll be Valve's 30th anniversary next year, so maybe. What better time for them to break that 'le Valve can't count to 3' meme than that?
Anonymous No.718565154
>Gabe comes up on stage
>grabs microphone
>clears throat
>"Mike check. Mike check."
>"One two thr-"
>*HL3 banner falls down*
>"-ee"
Anonymous No.718565219
Gabe is going to play this shit on Steam Deck 2 and then dock it and play it with the Ibex, isn't he?
Anonymous No.718565381
>tfw gabe is too busy buying megayachts to roll on stage at E3 ever again
Anonymous No.718565443
No one cares
The old guard is all gone anyway so at best you're getting dei slop like Alyx
Anonymous No.718565449
I don't really care it'll just be some VR gimmick
Anonymous No.718565691 >>718565803
>>718564864
That and it's being playtested. Some guy is getting lost in a maze and the devs are rearranging the entire fucking sections as we speak.
Anonymous No.718565803 >>718565907
>>718565691
one can only hope that playtesters have become less retarded in the 18-19 years since Episode 2 was in development
Anonymous No.718565907
>>718565803
Yellow paint is still a thing
Anonymous No.718565925
VR only
Forced co-op
Only playable with a Madcatz controller
Anonymous No.718565968
>half life 3 releases
>Have to own a steamyacht to play it (starting price $120 million)
Anonymous No.718565976
he's waiting for ww3 to start so he can sync it up.
Anonymous No.718566038
>>718564326
who gives a fuck