Thread 718568280

People already shitting on game trailers, have some faith /v/.

>Trailer is shit, game is actually kino
Name 5 times this happened.

>>718568280 (OP)
>he shove a comedically large gold brick up his ass beforehand

>>718568280 (OP)
>have some faith
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE GAME COMPANIES DONE TO WARRANT THAT??????????????????????????????????

>>718568623
Maybe he just ate gold dust

>>718568280 (OP)
I'm not falling for your tricks.

>>718569197
i respect his trailer

>>718569197
But that trailer was good?

Thats not gold, anon...
>>718570716
>got beaten to the punch
oh well, i'll just drop the other shit eating drawing which always happens when X company drops a game.

Faith in what? Answer me or I dump loli rape comics

>>718568946
they've given us games that have unmatched sovl, like genshin impact, wuthering waves, blue archive, and umamusume.

>>718571062
I think anyone who actually believes that should commit suicide for the good of the race desu

>>718571034
The integrity of the game developer professionals to do the best they can working on their craft.

>>718571062
I sincerely hope this is satire

>>718571034
dump lgf rape videos instead, pussy.

>>718568602
Doom 2016

>>718569380
That wouldn't come out as a solid ingot.

>>718571162
>for the good of the race
the umamusume race?

>>718571209
Based

>>718570089
>pissing with an erection
is it possible to learn this power?

>>718571471
I love trudee. I aspire to be the fat man, only she ideally would want to be raped by me

>>718571561
It's extremely hard (heh)

>>718571561
Push out hard. I wouldn’t recommend it, sometimes I get a burning feeling after doing that. Apparently it’s from getting piss in the tract that releases semen

>short film about child abuse
>make the child the sexiest thing known to man
w-what did they mean by this?

Look at her go!
(This is me and my niece, btw)

>>718568280 (OP)
What kind of retard watches trailers/gameplay videos? Probably the same idiots willingly sponsoring early access games.

Its not trauma until an adult tells them it was bad, if you have them learn to like it, they wont be traumatised.
its not the sex that does it, its the propaganda hags deploy to slander young sex and the brainwashing they do.

my lgf literally runs up to me, happy to get on with it.

If your president can do it, why cant you?

>>718570716
This was e33 for me

>>718568280 (OP)
>metroidprime.png
also damn I asked someone to make this exact edit years ago, dunno if they did or we just had the same idea

>>718569197
The trailer wasn't bad thoughbeit
https://youtu.be/no-MCGxZcsQ?t=45
The montage of him just soul-bursting enemies and screaming shit like "YOU'RE DUST" literally made me want to buy the game and have Jack's strength.

>>718571318
Says who? Maybe he practiced shaping his intestines and butthole to create the perfect ingot

>>718571847
>>718571896
Those are both adults. Children are prepubescent. Genghis Khan led his first army to victory at 12.