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Anonymous No.718569801 >>718569940 >>718570009 >>718570685
It's not healthy to get angry over video games.
Anonymous No.718569834 >>718569871
ywnbaw
Anonymous No.718569871 >>718569883
>>718569834
schizo
Anonymous No.718569883 >>718569932
>>718569871
ywnbaw
Anonymous No.718569932
>>718569883
schizo
Anonymous No.718569935 >>718570642 >>718570864
>Get angry at video games
>Dad tells me to calm down
>Do so because it is a bit silly and telling him to fuck off isnt going to make things any better
>Dad gets angry at sports
>Tell him to calm down
>He goes berserk and screams at me
Why cant people take their own advice.
Anonymous No.718569937 >>718569972
I will never experience this because I am now 30 without ever having been in a relationship! Ha ha!
Anonymous No.718569940 >>718569969
>>718569801 (OP)
>le i want to be dominated by a smelly woman
peak reddit sexuality
Anonymous No.718569969 >>718573213
>>718569940
peak homosexual post
Anonymous No.718569972 >>718570047 >>718570073 >>718570128
>>718569937
People dont stop doing kinky shit just because their X amount of years old.
Anonymous No.718570009 >>718570026
>>718569801 (OP)
this is rape
Anonymous No.718570026 >>718570150
>>718570009
Women can't rape.
Anonymous No.718570047
>>718569972
yeah they kind of do
Anonymous No.718570073
>>718569972
Kinky stops being kinky when you've done it a thousand times, anon.
Anonymous No.718570128 >>718570180 >>718570487 >>718570523 >>718570545 >>718570909 >>718571130
>>718569972
I can confirm that yes people do stop doing stuff like this after a certain age
>Turn 30
>Sex life plummets
>Think something's just wrong
>Talk to other married couples
>It's just like that
Everyone has reasons.
Some people gain some weight and don't feel confident sexually, sometimes it's just spending all of your time working and you're just exhausted.
Anonymous No.718570150 >>718570182
>>718570026
what if she has a weiner?
Anonymous No.718570180 >>718570545
>>718570128
also libido just goes down with age naturally
Anonymous No.718570182
>>718570150
Women don't have weiners
Anonymous No.718570487 >>718570561
>>718570128
>enter "me live healthy now midlife crisis"
>it's worse than puberty
Wanting to fuck 24/7 is exhausting...
Anonymous No.718570523 >>718570561 >>718570612 >>718570646 >>718570719
>>718570128
I assfucked my 34 year old girlfriend in a forest yesterday anon, when is the kinky going to stop?
Anonymous No.718570545
>>718570180
>>718570128
>mfw wanking like a dirty monkey well into my thirties
skill issue
Anonymous No.718570561
>>718570487
I've started losing weight and I'm feeling it again
>>718570523
You probably didn't hit the health dip around your 30s like a lot of people.
It's not age, it's health.
Anonymous No.718570612 >>718570757 >>718570770
>>718570523
>34 year old girlfriend
lmfao fucking loser
Anonymous No.718570642
>>718569935
The price you pay for having an Italian father is sometimes exorbitant
Anonymous No.718570646 >>718570757 >>718570770
>>718570523
>34 year old
>girlfriend
uhhhhhhhhh, why would u have a hag gf
Anonymous No.718570685 >>718570741
>>718569801 (OP)
I want this to happen to me but with a dickgirl
Anonymous No.718570719 >>718570770
>>718570523
>34 year old girlfriend
Imagine all dicks she has taken before you......
Anonymous No.718570741
>>718570685
Faggot
Anonymous No.718570757
>>718570646
>>718570612
This. If you hadn't put a baby in her by now, why the fuck are you bothering?
Anonymous No.718570770 >>718570835 >>718570839 >>718570857
>>718570612
>>718570646
>>718570719
She's two days older than me. I've been with her for 10 years. You guys sure leap to conclusions quick
Anonymous No.718570835 >>718570871
>>718570770
ur supposed to be married by 28
Anonymous No.718570839
>>718570770
That's actually very cute and I approve but also impregnate her asap. Geriatric pregnancies start at 35. Make cute kids together like Abe-san wanted.
Anonymous No.718570857 >>718570976 >>718571031
>>718570770
>Together 10 years
>Don't trust each other enough to get married
That's brutal
Anonymous No.718570864 >>718570924 >>718572595
>>718569935
Normalfags are hypocrites
Also you must be 18 older to post here zoomie
Anonymous No.718570871
>>718570835
how's that going for you?
Anonymous No.718570875 >>718570896
>I eat pussy
Anonymous No.718570896 >>718571046
>>718570875
We know you don't because you suck cocks faggot
Anonymous No.718570909 >>718570956
>>718570128
You're overweight.
Anonymous No.718570921
>wojacktranny is a virgin
Shocker!
Anonymous No.718570924 >>718570973 >>718570981 >>718571429
>>718570864
People above 18 don't have fathers? Is that an American thing related to the 90% divorce rate?
Anonymous No.718570956
>>718570909
Yeah I am that seems to be the common thread
Anonymous No.718570973 >>718571015
>>718570924
>Americans out of nowhere
Nigger it's like 5 AM over there
Anonymous No.718570976 >>718571028
>>718570857
who cares about being married if they love each other. they should have children soon though because they would enjoy it.
Anonymous No.718570981
>>718570924
not anymore, it's all mutts there nowadays
Anonymous No.718571015
>>718570973
And? I shitpost here 24/7.
Anonymous No.718571028
>>718570976
if they can't even get married they wouldn't enjoy having kids
Anonymous No.718571031 >>718571090 >>718571112 >>718571181
>>718570857
It's a pointless absurdly expensive party that doesn't offer any legal advantages anymore. The sole point is that it supposedly proves my love to a woman I already love deeply. Why?
Anonymous No.718571046 >>718571134
>>718570896
Anonymous No.718571090 >>718571143 >>718571219
>>718571031
It doesn't have to be expensive and it's nice to call someone something more significant than your girlfriend.
Girlfriend sounds like you guys are just dating but you've been together 10 years and I'm guessing you live with one another.
Anonymous No.718571112 >>718571219
>>718571031
It provides tax benefits. And you don't need to hold an expensive wedding ceremony; just go sign a paper.
Anonymous No.718571130
>>718570128
I'm an unhealthy fat fuck in my thirties and I am constantly fucking horny all the fucking time to an extent that it negatively affects my daily routines. Seems to me this is entirely a you problem.
Anonymous No.718571134 >>718571202
>>718571046
That's a lot of tiny words for "I'm a faggot I like sucking cocks" nigga
Anonymous No.718571143 >>718571184 >>718571198 >>718571219 >>718571229
>>718571090
We both live with our parents and just get together on weekends.
Anonymous No.718571181
>>718571031
You know you can just get registered. Right?
10 years later and just being 'girlfriend' sounds awful.
I bet you call her that kiked term, your 'partner' around actual married people out of shame.
Anonymous No.718571184 >>718571247
>>718571143
lmao never mind then have fun with your little girlfriend anon
Anonymous No.718571198
>>718571143
lmao
Anonymous No.718571202
>>718571134
You're a faggot and you like sucking cocks? Why would you post this about yourself?
Anonymous No.718571219 >>718571329
>>718571090
>>718571112
The tax benefits are basically nothing in my country now. I'm not going to do something just because people feel like it should be done.

>>718571143
Nah bro we own a house.
Anonymous No.718571229
>>718571143
Hahaha what the fuck
Anonymous No.718571247 >>718571329
>>718571184
Thanks, I will. I'm not an unlovable alt-right incel posturing on 4chan after all.
Anonymous No.718571329
>>718571247
Missed your shot, fuckboy. >>718571219
Better luck next time.
Anonymous No.718571429
>>718570924
Despite all their bitching Yanks are well enough to be able to move out from their parents once they reach adulthood
Anonymous No.718572595
>>718570864
>Theres no way this person could have possibly raclled things that happened previously
Your fucking moron.
Anonymous No.718573213
>>718569969
>if you're not a submissive pussyboy like me you're le gay!