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Anonymous No.718570680 >>718570792 >>718570873 >>718571049 >>718571141 >>718571417 >>718571591 >>718571694 >>718571715 >>718571762 >>718571806 >>718571909 >>718572012 >>718573198 >>718574265 >>718574415 >>718574625 >>718575430 >>718575474 >>718575476 >>718576368 >>718577341 >>718579960 >>718580108 >>718580318 >>718583305 >>718584038 >>718588501 >>718588662
Europa Universalis 5
System requirement is out.
Anonymous No.718570792 >>718572009 >>718585151
>>718570680 (OP)
Don't care, sticking with IV.
Anonymous No.718570873
>>718570680 (OP)
rtx just to play a fucking paint
it's over
Anonymous No.718571049 >>718571552
>>718570680 (OP)
Devs said that this was to play in 4k
Anonymous No.718571141
>>718570680 (OP)
>map painting game that you could play in excel needs 3060ti
Anonymous No.718571417
>>718570680 (OP)
their portraits are static 3d renders right?
Anonymous No.718571552 >>718583982
>>718571049
do they think majority of the playerbase plays in 4K?
Anonymous No.718571591
>>718570680 (OP)
It doesn't matter what the listed specs are, unless you have a top of the line CPU, it's going to chug after a century or two.
Anonymous No.718571671 >>718571925 >>718581045 >>718585481
Such a high CPU requirement is absolute bullshit. They're gonna hit sub 50% review score on release day
Anonymous No.718571694 >>718571786
>>718570680 (OP)
fuck EU
when the fuck are we getting Stellaris 2?
Anonymous No.718571715
>>718570680 (OP)
>need a 1060 for some maps and character renders
lol what the fuck?
Anonymous No.718571762
>>718570680 (OP)
THIS will be the paradox game that doesnt run like ass tits after 30 years right? surely hehe
Anonymous No.718571786
>>718571694
Hopefully never.
Anonymous No.718571806
>>718570680 (OP)
>i7
Fuck you the HRE
>RX580 (8GB)
>1080p 30fps
The fuck?
Anonymous No.718571909 >>718573086
>>718570680 (OP)
Feel like the paradox jews burnt to many briges. They haven't brought out a good game for ages and their dcl policy is insane.
Anonymous No.718571925 >>718572114 >>718572243 >>718572654 >>718574462
>>718571671
>Such a high CPU requirement is absolute bullshit. They're gonna hit sub 50% review score on release day


Stellaris is literally broken, you literally cannot play the late game without a high end PC, and even then it still slows down dramatically, and people still eat it up
Anonymous No.718572009
>>718570792
fpbp
Anonymous No.718572012
>>718570680 (OP)
>yuro excel simulator requires a 3060ti and windows 11
it's not going to get better is it?
Anonymous No.718572114
>>718571925
It's the same shit with Vic3 and that's a newer version of the engine. Like they did not playtest their shit past the midgame.
Anonymous No.718572243 >>718581205
>>718571925
I've had stellaris since release but I've never fought the end game crisis because my game slows down in the mid game so badly
Anonymous No.718572654 >>718582028
>>718571925
Stellaris is stuck on a dogshit engine from 10 years ago where running on a single core was the norm
Of course it runs like ass. And no there wont be stellaris 2 ever lol. Just look at the list of the its current dlc
Anonymous No.718572935
rtx 3060 to display a fucking map
always funny when you're used to emulate 30 year old 3d games that still look great
Anonymous No.718573061 >>718573198
>believing everything a System requirement say
Anonymous No.718573086
>>718571909
sorry but as long as "plays eu and hoi" is a personality type they're gonna sell shit games like hotcakes
Anonymous No.718573119 >>718573372 >>718573379
What's the difference between this and CK except time period?
Anonymous No.718573174 >>718576770
My problem with these games is that you either pirate the dlc with creampie or you're looking at a game that costs $50 + $40/year with the dlc pass
Funny, I always pirated their DLCs, the one time I'm buying them all as they come out is now with CK3 and it probably has the worst DLCs out of any of their main games
Anonymous No.718573198
>>718570680 (OP)
All to end up with a map that looks worse than Sengoku, a game which runs of toasters.

>>718573061
Oh I believe em.
Even if they're overexaggerated for the 1337 start date, by the time you get to 1537 you'll need an even more powerful PC to run the game at reasonable speeds.
Anonymous No.718573240
because as we all know, Grand Strategy games rely a lot on the graphic card.
Anonymous No.718573372 >>718573540
>>718573119
EU (as a franchise, but most likely 5 will also be) is focused on your nation (which happens to have a leader), while CK is focused on your character (which happens to be part of some sort of nation)
EU4 you mostly play to get your nation big and powerful, your ruler is an abstract thing which you ideally want skilled and long-lived
Anonymous No.718573379
>>718573119
in ck3 you control a character and a "dynasty" and it has very few politics/economy mechanics
in this you control a country and has way more mechanics but it's still easy to get into
Anonymous No.718573540 >>718573574 >>718573938 >>718574582
>>718573372
So it's like HOI but with economy focus?
Does it have giant focus trees unique to each nation?
Anonymous No.718573574
>>718573540
Not for the first 5 years of its release it wont
Anonymous No.718573938 >>718573958
>>718573540
>economy
its abstracted with mana points and its shit to play, peace time in eu4 is abysmal play victoria 2 instead
Anonymous No.718573958 >>718574049 >>718574121
>>718573938
Then what the fuck is even the point of this game?
Anonymous No.718574049
>>718573958
It's a kind of tism, you either love it or don't
it can be satisfying to conquer your way to a bloated fat empire that is constantly targeted by coalitions, for instance
But as the other guy said, Victoria is more detailed in the economy simulation and these kind of games should NEVER be bought on release, as they receive a slew of DLCs (even if you pirate them, you might as well wait for them to exist before playing)
Anonymous No.718574121 >>718574367
>>718573958
i thought u were asking about eu4, eu5 is going to get rid of mana and add pop but desu i have no faith in this game being playable at release, maybe in 10 years when they patch it up with dlc and when PC hardware catches up to run this bloated spreadsheet
Anonymous No.718574265 >>718581395 >>718581774
>>718570680 (OP)
Only played Crusader Kings 3, will I like this?
Anonymous No.718574367
>>718574121
>mfw I played stellaris, imperator:rome, ck3 and vic3 on release
at some point you'd think that I'd learn from my mistakes
Anonymous No.718574415 >>718577808
>>718570680 (OP)
>AMD Ryzen equivalent
I wouldn't even fucking know what my CPU is in comparison if they named one.
How bad will my frames be on my Ryzen 7 3700X 8 core?
Anonymous No.718574462
>>718571925
Stellaris slows down as it has to deal with more and more pops, people can still enjoy it until it gets too late into the game
I don't think EU5 will be much different between early and late game
Anonymous No.718574468 >>718574559 >>718574717
Are they just going to ignore all DLCs for EU4 and it's going to start from a clean state and you ahve to buy everything again?
Anonymous No.718574559 >>718574717 >>718575245
>>718574468
Please explain in detail your expectations for how DLC for a different game is going to apply to a new title.
Anonymous No.718574582
>>718573540
If CK is focused on role play, Victoria on economy and HoI on combat, EU is focused on having a balanced focus between all of these.
Anonymous No.718574625
>>718570680 (OP)
>r5 7600
Welp I'm fucked. It will run but at 20 fps.
Anonymous No.718574717 >>718574840
>>718574559
he's asking if mechanics introduced in EU4 DLCs will already be in the base game like for example new government types etc
>>718574468
probably both, they'll keep some of the more "core" mechanics, others will be re-introduced in flavor packs and expansions. It's what they always do
Anonymous No.718574840
>>718574717
I understand his stupid question. I'm asking him to think about it for more than the 10 seconds it takes to write it down.
Anonymous No.718575127 >>718575262
What the hell is the ryzen equivalent to a 14700k?
A 16 core like the 7950x or the 7800x3d?
Anonymous No.718575245
>>718574559
You don't know how these games work
Anonymous No.718575262 >>718575395
>>718575127
probably the 7800x3d which is crazy
Anonymous No.718575395 >>718577647 >>718578936
>>718575262
Honestly what in the fucking hell are these niggas computing in a fucking world map game?
Did they compute every single time a fucking soldier goes to the bathroom or what?
Anonymous No.718575430
>>718570680 (OP)
2060 bros... he have barely made it!
Anonymous No.718575474 >>718575598 >>718576049
>>718570680 (OP)
How can you tell if your CPU is better or worse based on the numbers?
For example, mine is an Intel i9 10900. Is it inferior to the Intel i7 14500?
Anonymous No.718575476
>>718570680 (OP)
>my rx 580 is now the absolute minimum requirement to run the latest paradox game
is it time to let it go?
Anonymous No.718575598 >>718576070
>>718575474
Is that a serious question? Are you like 7 years old?
Anonymous No.718576049
>>718575474
First two numbers are the generation and the last 3 the "performance", the number after the i means how many core/threads they have, I think the i9 have 8 cores and 16 threads? It's the same shit with GPUs.
Pretty sure a 10900k would be better than a 11500, but yours is like 4 generations behind
Anonymous No.718576070
>>718575598
"That question is too easy, everyone knows the answer. Ask me another one and I'll answer it."

Okay, anon, I know you don't know the answer, lol.
Anonymous No.718576309
I suspect that SEAmonkeys infest this thread
Anonymous No.718576368 >>718576425 >>718580197
>>718570680 (OP)
It's a fucking grand strategy map painter. The fuck is going on? Has Paradox been replaced by Malmo bomalians?
Anonymous No.718576425 >>718580358
>>718576368
>Has Paradox been replaced by Malmo bomalians?
Have you looked at Sweden and Spain recently?
Anonymous No.718576770
>>718573174
>creampie
Anonymous No.718576815 >>718576870 >>718576939 >>718577549
Will the character portraits be like Victoria 3? I don't expect it to be like ck3 but I still like being able to see the characters
Anonymous No.718576870
>>718576815
>Samuel Sneed
Anonymous No.718576939
>>718576815
Yes. I don't know why people like you exist, but Paradox like you.
Anonymous No.718577149 >>718577354
vic2 > stellaris > eu3 > ck2 > eu4 > ck3 > hoi4 > vic3
Anonymous No.718577341 >>718577793
>>718570680 (OP)
Memory?
Anonymous No.718577354 >>718577454
>>718577149
switch eu3 and ck2 and you are 100% correct
Anonymous No.718577454 >>718577528
>>718577354
Fourteen thousand hours?
No way! There's not that much content.
Anonymous No.718577528 >>718580064
>>718577454
3000 of those are probably larping the great german empire
Anonymous No.718577549 >>718577729
>>718576815
Yes. It will also come with an anal massager so you can goon to world leaders. It's the meta in nu-PDX games.
Anonymous No.718577647
>>718575395
Basically. It has a bunch of shit going on like actual manpower and population growth. Have all your people die in a war? No longer are you getting men back in some fake mana pool. Its tied to your population
Loans got reworked in that they're coming froma source. The resource system was also reworked. They're basically combining eu, Vicky, and rome.
Anonymous No.718577729
>>718577549
imagine being so porn sick that someone bringing up a game mechanic makes you immediately think of shoving a dildo up your ass
seek mental help
Anonymous No.718577793
>>718577341
32 GB
Anonymous No.718577808
>>718574415
Ok I figured out I'm like 4 years behind that's bad right
I might just wait at this point i'm sure it will be shit at launch anyway
Anonymous No.718578723 >>718578820 >>718578992 >>718579132 >>718579629 >>718585494
Can anyone explain why Vic 3 flopped so hard but this game won't? What are they doing differently?
Anonymous No.718578820 >>718579491 >>718579834 >>718580424
>>718578723
This one is directed by Johan, who is responsible for all of Paradox's best games
Anonymous No.718578936
>>718575395
I can't remember which paradox game it was, but I saw a guy experience massive lag and slowdown even after he conquered the whole world and had no AI left in the game. He then deleted his numerous massive army stacks which made the game speed through the months even faster than at game start.
Anonymous No.718578938
ridiculous
Anonymous No.718578992
>>718578723
We had a leaked version of Victoria 3 and it looked awful.
Now we don'r have a leaked version of EU V, but we have a lot of footage and it looks... decent.
Anonymous No.718579132
>>718578723
>different gameplay
>different time period
>missing mechanics from the previous game
Anonymous No.718579491
>>718578820
wished we could say the same about imperator rome had lots of potential and he dropped the ball too early should have never invited those stellaris normies to promote that "historical" game
Anonymous No.718579629
>>718578723
beta testers not leaking the game out of disgust/disappointment is a good start
Anonymous No.718579758 >>718579958 >>718581356
How the fuck can specs be this high for a bunch of spreadsheets?
Anonymous No.718579834 >>718579949 >>718580167
>>718578820
>working on grand strategy games such as Hearts of Iron III, Crusader Kings II, Victoria II, Europa Universalis IV, Stellaris, Imperator: Rome, and Europa Universalis V.
I haven't played Stellaris or Rome, but I like all the others except EU4 maybe, I still like it but not as much as EU3
I've been playing CK3 lately, god that game has some serious problems. I wonder what the fuck happened because the base game was a pretty good starting point compared to how CK2 started, but the DLCs were just massive disappointments. Not only they're more expensive, they're also mostly crap.
Anonymous No.718579949
>>718579834
ck3 was promoted mainly with and for the GoT larper audience all those promotones and streams .. eugh
Anonymous No.718579958
>>718579758
>paradox games lag worse as the year increases
>this is because all the countries, their economies and pops have to be processed and calculated
>game still lets them blatantly cheat by pulling armies and ducats out their ass
Anonymous No.718579960
>>718570680 (OP)
Those are total bullshit requirements, i don't believe them for a single microsecond. I bet if i tried running the game maxed out at 4k on a 3060, it would choke.
Anonymous No.718580064
>>718577528
as god intended
Anonymous No.718580108
>>718570680 (OP)
jesus, is a map game
Anonymous No.718580167
>>718579834
He also directed EU3. Pretty sure he worked on every Europa Universalis game
The fact he's directing it is the only reason I'm even slightly hopeful for EU5
Anonymous No.718580197
>>718576368
Considering how the swedish socialist government has for a long time now forced companies to hire the "new swedes", most likely, yes.
Anonymous No.718580318 >>718580437
>>718570680 (OP)
>a PC game requiring more CPU power than the Bloodborne emulator
nigga you are not for real
Anonymous No.718580358 >>718580562
>>718576425
The spaniards have never been pure, though. Spain was first owned by the semitic phoenicians, then the mutted romans, then the semitic sandniggers, who's nigger army interbred heavily with the pure snow-white gallic asterix et obelix population. That's why modern spaniards don't look like gallic asterixes and obelixes anymore.
Anonymous No.718580424
>>718578820
Who?
Anonymous No.718580437 >>718580947
>>718580318
>the Bloodborne emulator
how is taht shit going? the last thing that i saw is tha he game loaded, but ton of graphics didnt and was slowwwww
Anonymous No.718580562 >>718580613
>>718580358
what are you talking about retard?
Anonymous No.718580613 >>718580707
>>718580562
You know exactly what i'm talking about
Anonymous No.718580707 >>718583707
>>718580613
then why would i ask?
Anonymous No.718580947
>>718580437
You can play trough the whole game in 60fps if your PC is good enough. It crashes sometimes but it doesn't matter because the game autosaves every time you do literally anything.
Anonymous No.718581045 >>718581581
>>718571671
If you're interested in mappies and actively chose to get a shit CPU then you need to rope yourself right now.
Anonymous No.718581205
>>718572243
I played the xbox one edition before the 2.0 update so I got to fight every vanilla crisis except the robot contingency one.
It had really fast performance back then, now it's basically unplayable on last gen.
Anonymous No.718581356 >>718584582
>>718579758
Why are you surprised a simulation game has a lot of simulations to calculate simultaneously?
Why are there so many retards here? You do know that the GPU is basically irrelevant in these games right? As long as you can render the at all them that's all you need. What matters is simulation time.
Anonymous No.718581395
>>718574265
I think it's for hyper autists only. CK3 is more accessible and has an easier to understand setting.
Anonymous No.718581581 >>718581829
>>718581045
I upgrade 3 years ago to a 13700k, when a new fucking game comes out and you start seeing recommended specs that exceed your cpu you really wonder what the fuck are those devs doing.
No one in their right mind thinks it's fine for game to target 7800x3d/9800x3d tier of performance for RECOMMENDED specs.
I play map games on the side, fuck off. I've got no cpu bottlenecks ever in every other applications
Anonymous No.718581774
>>718574265
there are a handfull things which will overlap with your knowledge from ck3, if you join from the start you will have a way easier entrypoint to understand the game than people who join in the middle or at the end when everything is released,
Anonymous No.718581829
>>718581581
The recommended CPU for a paradox game is always the strongest thing on the market, this isn't news. At 5 speed the game will always max out your CPU no matter how much juice it has.
Anonymous No.718582028
>>718572654
>stuck on a dogshit engine from 10 years ago where running on a single core was the norm
That's true about all of their games, btw. Yes, even CK3 and Vic3. Every one of their games still uses Clausewitz engine with minor tweaks. All of the AI behavior calculations still happen on a single core.
Anonymous No.718582354
I'm not gonna buy it, not gonna upgrade my PC for it, not even gonna pirate it. The UI in this game looks disgusting, Paradox has legitimately gotten worse at UI design over the years and they really want to shoehorn those ugly-ass 3D portraits into every new game they make, huh?
Anonymous No.718583305
>>718570680 (OP)
Doesn't matter, late game will not work anyways.
Anonymous No.718583707 >>718584621
>>718580707
You know what i'm talking about, you just don't want to accept it. It's too controversial. Too heinous.
Anonymous No.718583982
>>718571552
Industry is desperately trying to push it as new standard.
Anonymous No.718584038
>>718570680 (OP)
>12gb vram for a map painter
Anonymous No.718584226
Theres always a catch with new paradox games. Imperator Rome looked fine until they revealed that you had 4 mana types and even when they reduced it to just one currency the damage was done. I also fully expect them to reintroduce the powercrept mission trees in this game at some point.
Anonymous No.718584582
>>718581356
Bruh how many additions can a CPU do per second? A couple of million?
Anonymous No.718584621 >>718584853
>>718583707
no, retard
Anonymous No.718584760 >>718585219 >>718588371
Reminder that the people complaining in this thread about the system requirements are all third worlders who can't afford modern hardware so they bitch that their 750tis can't run the latest triple A games
Anonymous No.718584853
>>718584621
Yes you do
Anonymous No.718585151 >>718586024
>>718570792
4 is trash
Not even mods make it good.
Anonymous No.718585219
>>718584760
Least obvious paradrone.
Anonymous No.718585302 >>718585457 >>718585518
@718584853
phoenicians had a few trading outposts, italians/romans are white, there wasnt "heavy interbred" with the moors, and all of them were expelled, hey had no genetic impact on the native population
Anonymous No.718585457
>>718585302
>italians/romans are white
They're not
Anonymous No.718585481
>>718571671
A high CPU requirement should make you happy.
Hardware will eventually become cheap, but the game can only be made to a certain level of complexity once.
Anonymous No.718585494 >>718586430
>>718578723
In Vic3 the economy's fake, the military's fake, the diplomacy's fake, even the pops are half fake. The game was functionally a bloated clicker game, except much worse than the average clicker game too.
Anonymous No.718585518
>>718585302
>hey had no genetic impact on the native population
Yes they did
Anonymous No.718586024
>>718585151
And V will be better?
Anonymous No.718586378
How good is Imperator Rome?
Anonymous No.718586430
>>718585494
And this game is shaping up to be a mega success?
Anonymous No.718587835 >>718588215
>thread immediately devolved into Americans giving whiteness certifications
Anonymous No.718588215
>>718587835
As it should be
Anonymous No.718588371
>>718584760
I just don't want to go through the trouble of a new motherboard, I don't even know how doing that works software wise setting everything up.
Anonymous No.718588501 >>718589267
>>718570680 (OP)
>6 GB minimum vram
What does it need all that vram for?

I've never played this game series but is it not a map painting game?
Anonymous No.718588662 >>718588983
>>718570680 (OP)
I can but why be a paradrone and be an EARLY adopter?
Anonymous No.718588983
>>718588662
its a modern paradox game with POPs, it will stop working after 25years no matter what PC you have
Anonymous No.718589267
>>718588501
For the shitty terrain mode that no one ever uses
Anonymous No.718589715
I can't wait to hoard mana and blob armies to paint a map at 10 fps while subscribing to Paradox to only spend $500 on the absolutely necessary DLCs.