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Anonymous No.718575707 >>718576120 >>718576430 >>718576618 >>718576716 >>718576819 >>718576880 >>718577229 >>718577443 >>718577739
>game has epic bossfight
Anonymous No.718575848 >>718576962 >>718577992
>achievement unlocked: not my first rodeo
Anonymous No.718575971
Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
Anonymous No.718575989
spinslop
Anonymous No.718576051
>he got filtered by the snake boss
Anonymous No.718576073
So long gay snake
Anonymous No.718576120 >>718576494 >>718576578 >>718578050
>>718575707 (OP)
>walking down the shitting street in india
>see a guy approaching you swinging a king cobra

what do?
Anonymous No.718576430 >>718576531 >>718576562 >>718576589 >>718576640 >>718576653 >>718576729 >>718576784 >>718576948 >>718577132 >>718577229
>>718575707 (OP)
>Grab the snake
>Swing it to keep its head away from you
>Have to keep swinging it, or it'll bite you
Well shit, now what?
Anonymous No.718576494
>>718576120
>dodge roll to the side
>roll off the road into a trench
>it's filled with shit
>suffocate and die
Anonymous No.718576531 >>718576794
>>718576430
Smash its head on the concrete
Anonymous No.718576562 >>718576794
>>718576430
Slap its head into the wall and three times then step back since it'll have i-frames
Anonymous No.718576578 >>718577686
>>718576120
Spin myself 360° and walk away.
Anonymous No.718576589 >>718576794
>>718576430
just start slamming it against the concrete at an angle while keeping momentum, that's it
Anonymous No.718576618
>>718575707 (OP)
So long gay bowser
Anonymous No.718576634
NO STEBBING ON BENIS :DDD
Anonymous No.718576640
>>718576430
spin it until it gets dizzy then say so long gay bowser and toss it away
Anonymous No.718576645
>boss exists just to make new ability look strong
Anonymous No.718576653
>>718576430
Gently put it down, and give it a bath.
Anonymous No.718576716
>>718575707 (OP)
>Game allows you to dominate the boss if you master the mechanics
good game design
Anonymous No.718576729 >>718576794
>>718576430
spin it faster so the centrifugal force eviscerates it.
Anonymous No.718576784
>>718576430
fling it across the road, not my problem anymore
Anonymous No.718576790 >>718577110 >>718577175
Anonymous No.718576794 >>718576843 >>718576917 >>718577579
>>718576531
>>718576562
>>718576589
>>718576729
snakes are considered gods in hindu so you can't harm them
Anonymous No.718576819
>>718575707 (OP)
best way to deal with them is to just smash its face in with something
personally I use a hoe cause the flat blade deal so much damage to them and let you one shot it
desu he should just use that chair
Anonymous No.718576829
>swinging my snake
>swinging my snake
>swinging my snake
Anonymous No.718576843 >>718576863
>>718576794
>you can't
Yes I can
Anonymous No.718576863
>>718576843
did not beat the game
Anonymous No.718576880 >>718576946
>>718575707 (OP)
fucking subhuman thaishit
Anonymous No.718576917
>>718576794
surely they can't be gods if they can be so easily defeated
Anonymous No.718576946
>>718576880
>mad as fuck snake
Get spun, faggot
Anonymous No.718576948
>>718576430
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
Anonymous No.718576962
>>718575848
Anonymous No.718576980 >>718577208 >>718577217
>game has unlimited inventory
Anonymous No.718577110
>>718576790
-ACK
Anonymous No.718577132 >>718577371
>>718576430
I'd listen, because that's what nobody else did.
Anonymous No.718577175
>>718576790
>LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID!!
I can instantly hear it
Anonymous No.718577208
>>718576980
>I'm ready to settle down
Anonymous No.718577217 >>718577648 >>718577750 >>718577754
>>718576980
Do these motherfuckers ever eat something that's just too big for them? Can they stop and reverse if they have to?
Anonymous No.718577229
>>718575707 (OP)
>>718576430
this seems like the type of scenario you find yourself stuck in, in a dream and it never resolves itself you just wake up
Anonymous No.718577371
>>718577132
>aaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAA
Anonymous No.718577378
>spam dodge until opening then grab and spam spin2win
Nice combat.
Anonymous No.718577406
you spin me right round baby right round
Anonymous No.718577443 >>718577474 >>718577561 >>718577614 >>718577670
>>718575707 (OP)
I was expecting him to smash the snake on the ground.
Why didn't he?
Anonymous No.718577474
>>718577443
he didn't think he'd get that far
Anonymous No.718577519 >>718577660 >>718577798
>game has realistic NPC interactions
Anonymous No.718577561
>>718577443
Probably feels bad for the snake and is trying to think of a diplomatic solution.
Anonymous No.718577579 >>718577629
>>718576794
thankfully they're indian
Anonymous No.718577614 >>718577657
>>718577443
There's a girl watching
Anonymous No.718577629 >>718577653
>>718577579
i meant not indian, NOT indian
Anonymous No.718577648
>>718577217
i'm not sure about them being able to reverse but i remember reading a story in the news a while ago about one that died from trying to eat a crocodile it killed.
Anonymous No.718577653
>>718577629
its too late
Anonymous No.718577657
>>718577614
And? That's more reason to smash the snake into red goo.
Anonymous No.718577660 >>718577851
>>718577519
bitches like this choose the bear and get eaten
Anonymous No.718577670
>>718577443
Given that the man had purposefully lured the snake, I wouldn't be surprised if the snake was part of some cargo/product and it escaped.
Anonymous No.718577686
>>718576578
You must think that you are funny, pathetic insect
Anonymous No.718577739 >>718577843
>>718575707 (OP)
>game requires teamwork to complete objectives
Anonymous No.718577750
>>718577217
Yeah there's been situations where they literally explode trying to eat things too big
Anonymous No.718577754 >>718577891
>>718577217
>Do these motherfuckers ever eat something that's just too big for them? Can they stop and reverse if they have to?
Anonymous No.718577761
>SO LONG, GAY BOWSER
Anonymous No.718577798 >>718577957
>>718577519
>Fucking bloody bitch benchod lesbian sir
>i rape them tomorrow
Anonymous No.718577843 >>718577964
>>718577739
why did they build a huge bridge instead of just walking on the ceiling?
Anonymous No.718577851
>>718577660
If they chose the indian they get raped and then eaten
Anonymous No.718577891
>>718577754
I genuinely can't tell what's crocodile and what's snake in the pic
Anonymous No.718577915 >>718578029
so how did it end???? was the snek ok?????
Anonymous No.718577957
>>718577798
>ned kelly's last stand, 1880 (colorized)
Anonymous No.718577964
>>718577843
they raid the nest and steal babies from it for food. the bridge makes it easier to bring anything they want for food back.
Anonymous No.718577992
>>718575848
Anonymous No.718578029
>>718577915
yeah it just got the spin
Anonymous No.718578050
>>718576120