Thread 718575753

he didn't say that

>>718575753 (OP)
michaelbros.... is this true?

>>718575856
He says it in the enhanced edition

>>718576374
>pretends to be asleep

trevor > michael and it's not even close

My only complaint with GTA V is that I was not given the option to kill michael as trevor.

Why does dan houser have a cuck character in every game he writes? Even that dog food factory owner in gta 3 which is voice acted by himself is a cuck.

haha I get it, it's because Franlin has a big black cock and it's common in American culture for white men to pay black men to fuck their wives and fetishize their genitalia

>>718576452
Nigger-tier opinion

>>718576469
>bri'ish game has cuck shit in it
shouldn't surprise you. crossdressing is also an obsession of theirs.

>>718576469
Guys getting cucked and crossdressing are among the oldest humorous devices in human history (another one is scatalogical humor which Rockstar also loves). Those exist as s basis for humor in pretty much every society. The reason is that humor gets its power from transgression and these two are transgressions of established social norms (spousal fidelity and male/female hierarchy). I have no doubt Houser is aware of that. Naturally in an age where these things have been turned into sexual fetishes for the US population the effect is a different one.

>>718576469
All you got from Marty Chonks was that his wife cheated on him?
It's heavily implied that the people he has you kill don't think about him at all, as the only one who actually wants to see him immediately shoots him upon arrival and the mission completes.

>>718576469
>why is a brit obsessed with infidelity and cuckoldry?
it's truly a mystery

>>718576478
kek

>>718577731
>we only do it ironically
>as a joke
suuuuuure

its so strange how people are excited for 6, ater what 5 was.

>>718579217
>Isn't it weird how people are excited for a game from one of the most critically acclaimed and successful developers of all time?
not really

>>718579217
I thought 5 was alright, what do you mean?

>>718579486
critically acclaimed means literally nothing whatsoever, just that they have the cash to pay critics. successful? i suppose. largely because of 3, 4, san andreas.

>>718579121
Normal people don't get a stiffy from this. Porn addiction has rewired your brain.

>>718579568
yeah it was alright, exactly. forgettable. it wasn't bad but it was not good. and games in series only tend to get worse and worse over time.

>>718579486
concord was also critically acclaimed

>>718579592
Yes GTA V is selling 15 mio copies in 2025 12 years after release because of GTA 3 from 2002.

>>718579689
RDR2 was the nail in the coffin for me.

>>718579694
selling copies =/= good game.

fartnite has what, 70 billion players? i would still never download it in a thousand years.

I played and enjoyed GTAV twice, and played maybe an hour or two of Online.

>>718579812
Okay Timmy back to bed.

>>718576374
wish trevor was my dad lmao

>>718579217
I think most people want it to be more like RDR2

>>718579217
Agree 100%. Honestly GTA 5 was like GTA 4 and San Andreas mashed together, but like, everything they brought back from San Andreas was half baked, and they gutted the physics system from GTA 4 and the NPCs. The on foot controls are a little better but they got rid of crouching and the climbing for some reason. Story was just alright, Franklin is a glorified background character for 2/3rds of the game after he gets out of the hood. Micheal is honestly just boring. Trevor was funny though. The game was honestly a 7, and is arguably worse than 4. Definitely worse than Vice City and San Andreas.

>>718579217
normalfags don't care if it's fun or makes sense or even outright makes fun of them, it just has to have cinematic cutscenes that are pretty to look at and gameplay that basically functions. they buy a console just to "play" slightly interactive movies. they could make it into a linear shooter like uncharted where taking a wrong turn at an intersection fails the mission and it would still make gazillions of dollars.

>>718580820
those heist missions were really cool dude idk and listen to the music, its really good

>>718575753 (OP)
unfunny niggerlover cuck joke

>>718579217
>its so strange how people are excited for 6, ater what 5 was.
Normalfags will just play the intro and watch the rest on Youtube, like they did RDR 2. Don't worry.

>>718575753 (OP)
funny BBChad NTRGOD joke

For how popular GTA is the porn of it fucking sucks and is extremely lacking why is this? And dont say its because its a normalfag game or something because Call of Duty gets good porn

>>718581592
kys faggot. go make your own trevor x franklin faggotsfm if you're so horny for ugly boomers

>>718581592
The real porn was in the SAMP / MTA modded ERP servers
You missed out

>>718581716
If only stupid ESLs like you were banned from the internet because you do nothing but chimp out and lash out in your anger shut the fuck up already

>>718581864
>OH YEA, MAKE OUT WITH THAT METHHEAD FRANKLIN
seething faggot

>>718575753 (OP)
>Uhhh michael look dawg I dont know dawg I mean I dont even know your wife dawg I mean shieeet I'd bang her dawg but It's your wife dawg you know what I mean? anyways you need to stop fighting with my other daddy trevor dawg michael daddy dawg

>>718579217
I played GTA5 recently for the first time and I can't care less about 6 now. Fuck Rockstar, talentless normie hacks

hahahah i love niggers!!
this is so funnyyyy

>hahahah i love niggers!!
>this is so funnyyyy

>>718581912
Nobody mentioned gay porn. There's plenty of female characters: Amanda, Tracey, Ashley, Debra, Molly, Denise (bruh), Tonya, Paige, Mary-Ann, Vangelico girl, Strippers, all of the unnamed NPCs. There's more that I can't think of.
So yeah, stop thinking about gay sex.