I wanted to shit on another tendie baby game
...but I watched the whole Kirby Nintendo Direct and this looks fun as fuck?
Definitely better than most games shown so far and better than Mario Kart World.
Sakurai is an autist and I respect that
Who was that fomer NOA employee that got fired for going on a podcast and talking about NDA stuff? LIke how Sakurai was an "auteur" that was actually super rude/demanding of devs?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:27:00 PM
No.718577265
>>718581806
i swear sakurai is carrying post iwata nintendo.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:32:39 PM
No.718577583
>>718579717
>>718587135
>>718576910 (OP)
sakurai can still make great games when he doesn't let his autism get in the way
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:35:57 PM
No.718577769
>>718577979
i'm glad you liked it anon.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:40:05 PM
No.718577979
>>718578446
>>718586806
>>718577769
I won't be able to play it. Happy for you guys tho
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:48:24 PM
No.718578446
>>718578632
>>718577979
then i hope that you will be able to play it someday. you seem like a cool dude.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:51:08 PM
No.718578632
>>718578884
>>718578446
He doesn't seem THAT cool though
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:55:28 PM
No.718578884
>>718578632
he's cool enough.
and cool enough is pretty cool in my book.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:04:42 PM
No.718579505
>>718576910 (OP)
Fake thread for a fake game. Eric won.
It looks fun but it doesn't look $70 fun
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:08:07 PM
No.718579717
>>718579802
>>718582905
>>718577213
qrd?
>>718577583
i think its precisely his autism what i enjoy about his games
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:09:20 PM
No.718579802
>>718582905
>>718579717
he made it up
>>718576910 (OP)
You got me to watch the direct after ignoring it for being a baby game and I'm having the same reaction. I still think it's intended for young children and don't want to play it but it looks very well designed and you wouldn't have to pay me to play it like you would with mariokart.
Every passing year I'm more convinced sakurai is maybe the best mechanics focused game designer on earth and his talents are completely wasted at Nintendo. I can't imagine how crazy his games would be if he were unleashed at old capcom instead of being stuck making kids games.
He even admits he thought it was retarded to make air ride when it's so similar to mariokart but the out of touch boomers at Nintendo and HAL wanted him to do it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:29:59 PM
No.718581017
>>718576910 (OP)
Yea looks fun for like 20 hours
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:34:27 PM
No.718581280
>>718581339
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:35:09 PM
No.718581331
>>718581447
>>718576910 (OP)
nice joke, where's the real game?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:35:16 PM
No.718581339
>>718581403
>>718579612
>>718581280
Get it used or on sale. Problem solved.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:36:23 PM
No.718581403
>>718582328
>>718585973
>>718581339
>Get it used or on sale
>Sale
This is Nintendo we're talking about.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:37:15 PM
No.718581447
>>718581331
i don't understand the question
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:39:32 PM
No.718581598
kek at all these filtered mature gaymer faggots, stick to your mature AAA cinematic slop for mature gaymers such as yourselves
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:42:14 PM
No.718581806
>>718582052
>>718582806
>>718577265
He's made the same game + DLC for 3 different systems in 11 years
>>718580983
Sakurai knows games in his bones and is very technically proficient but he also has a tendency to miss the forest for the trees when it comes to content for his games.
>>718580983
Check out Meteos
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:44:59 PM
No.718581973
>>718582143
>>718577213
yes autist have hard time working with actual retard that go at the speed of snail an cry about taking break every few hours
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:46:09 PM
No.718582052
>>718582538
>>718581806
>t. smeleefag
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:47:23 PM
No.718582143
>>718586058
>>718586158
>>718581973
How do you guys read these posts, with an Indian scammer accent or a tribal African accent? I prefer tribal African because it makes me think of a village sage or witch doctor.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:50:08 PM
No.718582328
>>718581403
You think their games don't go on sale?
Which ones? I'll look it up
>>718582052
Ironic that people shit on people being stuck on Melee when Sakurai's output since then is
>Air Ride
>SSBB
>Meteos
>KI:U
>SSB3DS
>SSBWU
>SSBU
>Air Ride 2
The man constantly bitched about sequels and he's made two original titles in 25 years (I'm giving him credit for KI:U here). Good director, incredibly knowledgeable and hard-working, yet he can't give up Smash for vanity reasons and make fun games more than half the time.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:54:44 PM
No.718582615
>>718579612
I see you watched the latest Nintendeen slop
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:56:38 PM
No.718582724
>>718583098
>>718582538
Air Ride is original too. It just uses his existing IP.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:57:05 PM
No.718582753
>>718583881
>>718586953
That's because Mario Kart 9 is made by some random pajeets while this is made by Sakurai who's been making games for like 35 years
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:57:51 PM
No.718582806
>>718583685
>>718581806
Which is why I would have liked to see him develop in an environment like old capcom alongside people like mikami, he probably would have become more well rounded. Because he is almost exclusively making mascot games for kids it feels like the only thing he personally finds interesting is the mechanical layer, so he keeps pushing for either more complex mechanics or more content. His games then feel like strange mishapen sculptures full of gold.
Kid Icarus feels like his most cohesive game but it was hamstrung by retarded 3ds hardware and controls.
>>718581840
I already played it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:00:27 PM
No.718582987
>>718582905
>Boo hoo, the boss made me work that's so toxic :(
Why are Americans like this?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:02:17 PM
No.718583098
>>718582724
It's a spinoff of an established IP he had to rush in and save during a compacted development. Credit him, sure. I'm still mentally ascribing him to Smashslave until he isn't.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:03:14 PM
No.718583171
>>718581840
Hot damn, did not know that Sakurai was involved with that. I absolutely loved tgat game. Really needs a sequel.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:04:41 PM
No.718583270
>>718582538
smeleetroon melty
>>718582538
His career is a complete waste of a genius mind. You can delete every smash game from existence after melee and nothing about his legacy would change. Every time he tries something new it's great. Every time he makes a sequel it's at Nintendo's request and half the time it's retarded it's their fault. Brawl is downgraded melee because the Wii wanted the blue ocean grandma's and babies to play it, smash 4 has no ambition because it was co-developed as a 3ds game and wanted to maintain parity, ultimate is just smash 4 with more content. Kid Icarus is fucked because of 3ds hand cramp controls and air riders is going to die because it's the second mario kart style game in the same year as a new MK.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:06:00 PM
No.718583360
>>718582905
nobody cares about some NoA tranny, nigger
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:06:26 PM
No.718583385
>>718584573
I'm sure it will be competent but still bummed out how little Sakurai has thought over the years how he could improve the game. There was not a single idea where I thought he really wanted to make the game badly. And when he said Kirby Air Ride was requested by some Nintendo higher ups I was sure he never really thought about making another game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:07:01 PM
No.718583423
>>718583813
>>718583336
also I’m trans and obese btw
love mature games though
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:08:55 PM
No.718583540
>>718584152
>>718577213
>director known for quality productions
>directs his underlings to produce quality work
wtf bros... I'm literally crying and shaking...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:11:14 PM
No.718583685
>>718584252
>>718584474
>>718582806
I think partially he's got a hangup on Melee (as does the entire fanbase). He basically killed himself for that game and it's a jankfest in many ways, but there is so much depth that the team intentionally infused into the design and he's turned his back on ultra-competitive gameplay since then. Like, looking at Air Ride contextually after Melee is insane, even if Kirby started out as a 2-button game on GB. I'm hoping with the relatively strong reception of Ultimate he can finally feel accomplished that he overcame his prior output but I feel like he can never truly give up directing Smash until he's physically incapable of doing so.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:12:56 PM
No.718583813
>>718583423
I like how nobody is actually talking to you, yet the whole thread is full of you having a passive aggressive melty that people don't care about games specifically geared toward children.
Kirby's air ride was a 1 button game, that level of simplicity is not random, it's part of Kirby's legacy as a platformer for kids who found mario too punishing.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:13:47 PM
No.718583881
>>718584012
>>718582753
>this is made by Sakurai who's been making games for like 35 years
He looks like a 28 years old
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:15:40 PM
No.718584007
>>718584167
>>718584610
>>718583336
Sakurai seems to have a real hateboner against ports/remasters/rereleases for good reasons, but I was hoping KI:U would get a Switch release.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:15:43 PM
No.718584012
>>718583881
He actually said 10 years ago that he's retiring soon because he's old as shit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:16:15 PM
No.718584041
>>718582905
Sakurai sounds like a faggots
>He asked for hours and hours of footage to make the smash commercials, but he was never satisfied with them. He specifically asked for 8-Player smash to be featured. He wanted Samus to release his Final Smash on the other 7 players, kill at least 3 of them AND for it to look natural and perfect. At the end of the day they told him they had to release the commercial at that moment, so he gave up, saying something along the lines of "Fine, this is acceptable, why even bother" and sounding really disappointed.
And to prove how much of a faggot your boss is he fires you
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:17:46 PM
No.718584146
>>718577213
the same guy who said reggie was right for not bringing xenoblade over because "You guys are not gonna buy it. You say you want it, but you don't"
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:18:00 PM
No.718584152
>>718584284
>>718583540
There's high standards and then there's Sakurai who demos a 1v1 match by playing two characters with two controllers. I think it's fair to admit the guy's got a bit of an ego lol
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:18:08 PM
No.718584167
>>718584285
>>718587515
>>718584007
Sakurai has multiple times endorsed a port of Kid Icarus Uprising. Nintendo just won't do it for some reason.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:18:51 PM
No.718584213
>>718584335
>>718584054
Calm down Chris, stop being such a lazy faggot
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:19:27 PM
No.718584252
>>718584338
>>718584794
>>718583685
Melee conflicts with his design goals for the entire series. The original reason for making smash was to solve the issues of accessibility that traditional fighting games created, melee was in danger of re-creating those issues but in such an insane way it destroyed the hands of people playing it.
This desire to make everything accessible is limiting his output, I don't know if it comes from Nintendo or himself but just once before he retires I want him to unleash his autism and make a game for himself, not the tendie audience.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:19:56 PM
No.718584284
>>718584794
>>718584152
Chris
You are a talentless nobody and you will never be anything more than that
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:19:58 PM
No.718584285
>>718584487
>>718584167
Thanks, I missed that.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:20:55 PM
No.718584335
>>718584409
>>718584213
Here comes the Sakuraifaggotbrigade to defend their lord for talking bad about him
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:20:57 PM
No.718584338
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:21:26 PM
No.718584371
>>718584054
>He wanted Samus to release his Final Smash
>his
Chris...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:21:58 PM
No.718584409
>>718584335
>le npcjak
grim
>>718583685
He’s obsessed with an even playing ground for casuals, who struggle even with Shoryuken inputs. That’s why he always keeps things simple and goes as far as to remove tech in between Smash games. But he misses oke thing, that a game that’s fun for compfags is going to be fun for casuals too. Why? Because that means it’s well-designed, simple as. I might not know how to take advantage of a wavedash but I can still have fun playing Melee only when playing as Marth or Falcon though. That game is too janky for me to enjoy just picking up and playing random characters each time like I do in Project M while all posterior games ended up boring to me after the honeymoon period.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:23:20 PM
No.718584487
>>718584285
It's weird, in one of his videos, I don't remember which he literally said something along the lines of "maybe nintendo will port kid icarus in the future *wink wink" and everyone thought a Kid Icarus port is all but guaranteed. But that was years ago.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:23:21 PM
No.718584489
>>718577213
wasn't it the dude that voiced Oikonny in Star Fox Zero?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:24:43 PM
No.718584573
>>718584709
>>718584818
>>718583385
imo most of the changes make me want to play less because it brings the worst out of smash bros into a simple game that was fun because it was simple. Not every single game need to be a bloated AAAAAA full price games with billions of different stats and mechanics with washed out colors.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:25:13 PM
No.718584610
>>718584007
He should have made a sequel instead of air ride. He made it obvious that the request for riders was external and he raised the concern that they didn't need 2 mario kart games.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:25:36 PM
No.718584639
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:25:59 PM
No.718584660
>>718584836
>>718584907
The specials seem like a mistake. Can you disable them?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:26:46 PM
No.718584709
>>718584902
>>718584573
The biggest gripe I have with Air Ride is that City Trials is clearly unfinished and always was. 99% of satisfaction in City Trials comes from the sandbox mode but somehow the climax of the mode is always some shitty unsatisfying Mario Party minigame that ends in 10 seconds. And if anything they made this problem even worse.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:28:23 PM
No.718584794
>>718584907
>>718585419
>>718584252
But Melee's JP site was demonstrating wavedashing, it wasn't like thry weren't aware of at least some of the depth as development was ongoing. And the carpal tunnel stuff wasn't evident until years after release. I'm guessing he had an aboutface at some point or being around HAL continued to feed his competitive design tendencies for whatever reason. I get that Melee was a lightning-in-a-bottle for many reasons, but I agree, I'd like to see him do some smaller titles like Meteos again. He really should be fleshing out more City Trial-esque MP games.
>>718584284
>you can't mildly criticize Sakurai without schizos thinking you're a jilted ex-Nintendo employee
Mama mia
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:28:37 PM
No.718584808
Eric is on suicide watch after watching this games trailer
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:28:51 PM
No.718584818
>>718584573
>"brings the worst out of smash bros"
for me it's the UI, I have Brawl UI fatigue
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:29:10 PM
No.718584836
>>718584660
You can't but I can
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:30:04 PM
No.718584886
Imagine having your cushy dream job in japan and throwing it away because you wanted your 5 minutes of internet fame by whining that you had to play the newest game that everyone is looking forward to for a bit too long
REMINDER this guy had a wife and kids to support, too
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:30:15 PM
No.718584902
>>718585141
>>718584709
yea true, not sure what could be done, maybe have more than just a single mini game. Though I absolute hate that now there's mini game inside the city trial that waste an entire minute if you do them. You can't even interact with it as everyone turn into force ghosts
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:30:17 PM
No.718584907
>>718585032
>>718585035
>>718584660
>smeleefag filtered by specials
BASED
>>718584794
smelee niggers aren’t human, stop grooming children and use soap and water, fatty
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:32:12 PM
No.718585025
>>718584474
He's half right, half wrong. The existence of sweaty, high skill players does shift the way games are played. If he didn't pull back the casual image of smash may have vanished in favour of the hardcore scene. Even as a kid, if 1 guy in your friend group is sweaty as fuck it changes the dynamic, all of a sudden everyone is researching wavedashing and stops playing with items. Once they completely enter this new competitive mindset they are completely disconnected from the party gamer sakurai intended to be the audience.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:32:19 PM
No.718585032
>>718585281
>>718584907
I don't like Smash Bros.
I do like Kirby Air Ride.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:32:20 PM
No.718585035
>>718585281
>>718584907
You are mindbroken.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:33:49 PM
No.718585141
>>718585305
>>718584902
My idea is that after the time limit you just stay on the map but now you can kill the other players and obtain their entire stats if you successfully kill them. A timer runs the entire time and when it runs out the weakest player on the map automatically wins the battle royale.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:35:52 PM
No.718585281
>>718585629
>>718585032
didn’t ask
>>718585035
you are unwashed
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:36:11 PM
No.718585305
>>718585376
>>718585437
>>718585141
mite be cool though the map is too big. Maybe a bomberman style sudden death where the map start shrinking could solve that.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:36:47 PM
No.718585346
>>718585445
>>718592840
>>718584474
Smash just hasn't felt good to play for a long time. You could keep Ultimate the exact same balance/depth and add momentum conservation and I'd go back to playing it casually despite how busted it is. The only lasting dun I had in Brawl/for/Ultimate was Smash Run.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:37:12 PM
No.718585376
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:37:55 PM
No.718585419
>>718584794
The pro scene didn't really form till melee so he was still operating under the assumption that hidden depth would remain a subtle reward for rare autists like him. I remember as a kid smash 64 was purely a party game but melee was serious business, everyone was trying to wavedash because they were watching videos of pros.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:38:02 PM
No.718585428
Sakurai just knows his shit. Look at how many options he gives you to customize your experience. Meanwhile Nintendo forces you to play their way with MKW.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:38:18 PM
No.718585437
>>718585305
Yeah that would be an idea. There are so many ways to finish the round in the main map, fucking Sakurai is legit retarded that stadiums were the only thing that came to his mind.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:38:25 PM
No.718585445
>>718585346
the only fun I had was not bathing and grooming children on discord tbhfam and watching my heroes hew2king and trango
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:40:43 PM
No.718585587
Is still rather have Uprising Remastered or just 2
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:41:24 PM
No.718585629
>>718585743
>>718585281
I didn't say you did.
Why are you so upset?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:42:16 PM
No.718585686
>>718585765
>>718586305
How do you make the ending to City Trial as satisfying as the foreplay? I actually feel for the designers a bit because anything longer than a short minigame is going to feel completely unfun if your machine is outclassed/unoptimized
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:42:46 PM
No.718585725
>>718585808
Im never paying $70 for a Nintendo tech demo. Sorry. Just not gonna do it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:43:04 PM
No.718585743
>>718585924
>>718585629
why are you crying?
oh because supers are in and you have autism lmao
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:43:07 PM
No.718585750
>>718588302
>>718576910 (OP)
Nintendies...we just lost triangle strategy to PS5 and Xbox...
Square Enix really hates Nintendo...
>>718577213
>guy who has almost worked himself to death several times and nearly destroyed his wrists during KI Uprising is secretly an autistic perfectionist
imagine my surprise
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:43:25 PM
No.718585765
>>718585686
More rounds of Minigames.
Make it best 2/3, so it lasts longer than 1/5th of a second.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:44:05 PM
No.718585808
>>718585930
>>718585725
You can’t afford it anyway pabo
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:44:21 PM
No.718585820
>>718585971
>>718584054
This is a silly complaint from both sides because no one sane plays 8 player Smash or gets 3 kills with a Final Smash in a way that "looks natural".
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:44:29 PM
No.718585834
Did they put air ride 1 on nso yet
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:45:17 PM
No.718585891
>>718585762
>guy who has almost worked himself to death
>several times
You guys don't actually believe this do you?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:45:39 PM
No.718585924
>>718586041
>>718585743
Why are you so upset?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:45:46 PM
No.718585930
>>718586049
>>718586116
>>718585808
Nah not the case. I just happened to make a mistake and bought their last tech demo Bananza. Not gonna fall for it twice :/
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:45:58 PM
No.718585942
>>718586020
>>718585762
>>worked himself to death
>>destroyed his wrists
doing what? writing emails? dude doesn't program or make art
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:46:23 PM
No.718585971
>>718585820
Ok Chris it’s time to move on
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:46:28 PM
No.718585973
>>718586040
>>718581403
it'll go on sale like 2 years after it came out but only like once a year for a week. Black friday and Mario day (march 10th, only mario games) Nintendo does sales but only for games that either sold like shit like advance wars or just been out for years. Also only digital copies go onsale
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:46:39 PM
No.718585983
>>718586407
>>718577213
Sakurai works like 14 hour days every day. What the fuck did they expect working under a guy like that? He directed Smash Bros Ultimate, a game that features 74 characters from high profile series. Of course he’s an auteur, what else would you expect from him?
He’s not making “hold hands with a witch simulator”, he’s making first party games for millions of people and he’s got as high of standards as /v/
>>718584054
>Chris is so dogshit that he can’t get Samus to use their final smash on one side of the stage to the other. Hours of footage for something you could get done in 30 minutes at most
Is /v/good enough to do a final smash and hit 3 people in a 7 player smash?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:47:09 PM
No.718586020
>>718585942
Lmao people do give him the Steve Jobs treatment a bit.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:47:15 PM
No.718586028
I hope there are way more characters and courses than they showed. And who keeps forcing Nintendo to put bad songs in their games? I didn't mind the intro to Ultimate, but Jump Up Superstar was pretty shit and I really didn't like the unnecessary Pauline song in Bananza. The background songs for all the bananzas were fine, but the actual credit song (and I assume it's the same one she sings to break DK or whatever) is embarrassing.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:47:23 PM
No.718586040
>>718585973
It’s crazy how tendies think $10 sales two years after release is something we should thank Nintendo for.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:47:24 PM
No.718586041
>>718586105
>>718586131
>>718585924
>t. upset citytrials smeleepedo
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:47:30 PM
No.718586049
>>718586195
>>718585930
Did you get a refund? The last game I took back to the store was TotK.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:47:38 PM
No.718586058
>>718586158
>>718582143
I prefer an african accent because it makes my bussy tingle and I can't stop thinking about how small my white clitty would look compared to his bbc
I am glad I am not the only anon choosing the african bbc option
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:47:52 PM
No.718586074
>>718576910 (OP)
if the game were $80 there wouldn't be a single person praising any part of it, not even begrudgingly.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:48:15 PM
No.718586105
>>718586256
>>718586041
You forgot cubesnoy in your insane wordsalad
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:48:25 PM
No.718586116
>>718586485
>>718585930
sure ya did pablo ;)
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:48:39 PM
No.718586131
>>718586321
>>718586041
Why are you so upset? Don't be scared. You can tell me. I'm on your side.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:49:04 PM
No.718586158
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:49:28 PM
No.718586185
>>718576910 (OP)
>Definitely better than most games shown so far and better than Mario Kart World.
Yeah same feeling here. Looks fun.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:49:36 PM
No.718586195
>>718586313
>>718586049
Nah. I brought it with me overseas and just got back a few days ago. I don’t think even Amazon is willing to extend a return that long, and + the open case as well. I’ll probably beat it at some point and sell it to some other tendie down the line. God willing there’s a direct soon so I can maybe hopefully have something to play within the next six months.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:50:17 PM
No.718586256
>>718586105
I’ll make sure to throw that in since it seems to have really struck nerve with you smleepedosissy
>HACKURAI RUINED CITY TRIAL REEEEEE
we’re witnessing the birth of the new smeleefags
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:51:02 PM
No.718586305
>>718586429
>>718585686
I feel like the racing and deathmatch minigame are fine on their own because they're long enough.
Shit like target flight is just hilarious because it fucks with everyone equally. I'd probably merge the 2 flying mini games though, those are just too short and not really eventful as it's just a stat check. I'd copy a few mini game from super monkey ball instead.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:51:07 PM
No.718586313
>>718586396
>>718586571
>>718586195
Where you from? In the UK you can return any item for any reason within 30 days, even if it's open and used. You just need the recipt.
It's how I got my money back.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:51:18 PM
No.718586321
>>718586380
>>718586131
because sakurai put supers in city trial…it’s so over citytrialsisters
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:51:23 PM
No.718586328
>>718579612
I just realized that Walmart doesn't offer a $10 discount anymore like they did with Switch games. Or maybe they don't do that anymore for Switch 1 games? You could get first party Switch games at Walmart for $50 in-store. I ended up modding my Switch to download games so it's been a few years since I bought a physical game before the Switch 2 came out.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:52:08 PM
No.718586380
>>718586458
>>718586321
You're upset over that? Why?
I think you can disable them in the options. No need to have a melty.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:52:19 PM
No.718586396
>>718586446
>>718586313
>UK innit?
OHNONONHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:52:25 PM
No.718586405
Do we know if City Trial is an online mode that isn’t friends only? I heard some people say it was but I cant rewatch the direct atm
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:52:25 PM
No.718586407
>>718586532
>>718585983
Nobody can play 8 player smash and make it feel natural because that mode is fucking garbage. Sakurai is on the wrong here, he was in the wrong for making that game mode to begin with
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:52:48 PM
No.718586423
>>718576910 (OP)
It looks incredible.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:52:51 PM
No.718586429
>>718586305
I wouldn't mind a minigame only mode like SMB either.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:53:08 PM
No.718586446
>>718586651
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:53:20 PM
No.718586458
>>718586518
>>718586380
hackurai raped my childhood
>>718586116
Kill yourself at your earliest convenience. Hell, take an hour so you can 100% the DK tech demo one last time before you do.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:53:47 PM
No.718586486
>>718586578
Didn't like the original but this one looks fun
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:54:09 PM
No.718586518
>>718586458
Ok. that's very funny.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:54:21 PM
No.718586532
>>718586641
>>718586407
>Sakurai is on the wrong here
smashpablos….
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:54:59 PM
No.718586571
>>718586657
>>718586313
The US. Amazon has an exception to returning open games. Plus they usually allow for a return up to 30 days. Nintendo Presents: $70 Minecraft with less content released more than 30 days ago.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:55:06 PM
No.718586578
>>718597406
>>718586486
What convinced you?
So far the gameplay loop looks near identical to the original with just a few QoL improvements.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:55:54 PM
No.718586636
Dumb fuck question, but did they explicitly confirm couch co-op? I know it said X amount of players local, but it looked like everyone had their own Switch. I shant purchase if I can't play with my son.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:55:56 PM
No.718586641
>>718586729
>>718586532
>Stop talking shit about Sakurai or I will call Nintendo to fire Chris again
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:56:10 PM
No.718586651
>>718586746
>>718586846
>>718586446
your brown muhammad
>>718586485
ok pablo you can stop screeching about tech demos now, you got filtered like dsp
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:56:18 PM
No.718586657
>>718586571
That's a bummer. The UK is very forgiving with returns. You can play the game for 29 days and return it on the 30th day for a full refund if you like.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:57:00 PM
No.718586717
>>718580983
After Kirby get his movie he will slowly replace Mario as the main nigga since Hollywood normalized the public caring about it the way it did for comic book characters
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:57:12 PM
No.718586729
>>718586928
>>718586641
you will never be hired chris
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:57:24 PM
No.718586746
>>718586837
>>718586651
Lmao
You’re so fucking angry it’s hilarious
>you don’t own it
>how dare you besmirch my friends at Nintendo!
>okay fine maybe you do own it but but FUCK YOU
Kill yourself you mentally ill faggot.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:58:13 PM
No.718586806
>>718577979
At least fire up Dolphin and play the original.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:58:19 PM
No.718586814
I'm Chris and Eric.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:58:34 PM
No.718586837
>>718586912
>>718586746
kek you bought it and switch 2 nigger, you’re just as much of a tendie no matter how much you seethe about at them
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:58:37 PM
No.718586846
>>718587020
>>718586651
I'm literally not.
I haven't seen a brown person in years. Not everywhere in the UK is LONDON.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:59:28 PM
No.718586912
>>718587185
>>718586837
I thought DK would be good. And it was made by the odyssey team. How the fuck was I supposed to know that it would have less content than a $60 game and that Nintendo would have nothing else to release?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:59:37 PM
No.718586928
>>718587121
>>718586729
>You will never be yelled at by autistic bosses again
Sounds fine
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:59:53 PM
No.718586950
>>718576910 (OP)
i could see myself throwing on a podcast and playing online CT for a long time
I also miss fun arcade-style racing games and Mario Kart Mid wasn't it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:59:55 PM
No.718586953
>>718582753
MKW is Nintendo EPD. The same people who made MK8 made MKW.
>>718586485
>muh tech demo
filtered
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:01:01 PM
No.718587020
>>718587232
>>718586846
>OI M8 INNIT CHRU OW THE 'WITCH CHU TECH DEMO LUV? INNIT?
>CAHM OWN BINGTENDO SCORE SUM FAWKING GOYMES
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:01:53 PM
No.718587086
>>718587216
Didn't Kirby Air Ride have a third topdown like mode? Weird that Sakurai has not even mentioned it at all. In the original it was more fun than Air Ride.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:02:28 PM
No.718587121
>>718586928
but you will cry about it
JUDGE
8/20/2025, 5:02:40 PM
No.718587135
>>718577583
His autism is what makes him great.
>we have added a second button unfortunately
I'm surprised this isn't a quote from Miyamoto himself. The guy is a genius.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:03:29 PM
No.718587185
>>718587310
>>718586912
THANKS FOR THE MONEY FAGGOT
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:03:57 PM
No.718587216
>>718587086
It'll probably be revealed in the 2nd direct because we apparently need an hour and thirty minutes of Air Ride 2 video content instead of a simple demo
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:03:58 PM
No.718587217
>>718577213
>LIke how Sakurai was an "auteur" that was actually super rude/demanding of devs?
He gets results, damnit!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:04:08 PM
No.718587232
>>718587329
>>718587020
Not my accent lol
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:04:12 PM
No.718587237
Lmaoing at people being optimistic about Air Ride mode. Everyone is going to play the same two rides but this time because legit the other ones are completely non viable.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:05:19 PM
No.718587310
>>718587391
>>718587185
I’ve been saying that to a tendie the most important thing is Nintendo making money.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:05:37 PM
No.718587329
>>718587531
>>718587232
either way you sound like faggot kek
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:06:40 PM
No.718587391
>>718587310
and watching autists like yourself cry
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:08:34 PM
No.718587515
>>718587713
>>718587921
>>718584167
It's probably one of the ports they're keeping in their back pocket to bridge a gap in their lineup.
WiiU ports had priority during S1 era because no one played them.
They MIGHT do lots of 3ds ports/remakes in the twilight years of S2 but I wouldn't count on it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:08:48 PM
No.718587531
>>718587620
>>718587329
Why are you so upset?
What are you crying about?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:10:06 PM
No.718587620
>>718587738
>>718587531
stuck on a loop again?
bot broke
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:11:30 PM
No.718587713
>>718587921
>>718588008
>>718587515
Maybe it's just too much effort. The Wii U games are basically just remove the tablet gimmick which barely any game utilized and you're done. Kid Icarus is honestly a nightmare to port.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:11:50 PM
No.718587738
>>718587620
You're a bottom? What?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:14:37 PM
No.718587921
>>718588053
>>718587713
>>718587515
As a huge fan of KI:U, I would not buy a port unless they make weapon acquisition WAY easier
>I want to make my games accessible
>You can't get the best weapons unless you spend 1000 hours grinding an esoteric crafting minigame.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:16:14 PM
No.718588008
>>718588285
>>718587713
They would definitely be more work. There's no way you can get by without touching up the models. Textures too of course but that's not too much work I think? UI would have to be remade entirely.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:16:56 PM
No.718588053
>>718588320
>>718587921
It's just meaningless numbers going up, basically borderlands weapons. Not sure why you would need to obtain the best weapons in the game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:19:53 PM
No.718588274
Opinions on firelink shrine? I was at first so confused by this area because it looks like the first village in RPG Maker games but then after 30 minutes I realized this is supposed to be firelink shrine.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:20:04 PM
No.718588285
>>718588560
>>718588008
i never will understand what the big deal is about KIU's controls. It controls like any shooter from the NDS and those were a lot of fun.
in fact, using a joystick for KIU would be such a downgrade. Itd have to be the mouse.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:20:17 PM
No.718588302
>>718585750
Who honestly gives a fuck when Nintendo has MonolithSoft? They're first party and make exclusive RPGs. Why the fuck are you caring about shit Squeenix rpgs on Nintendo consoles you dickhead.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:20:33 PM
No.718588320
>>718588464
>>718588053
You obviously never played multiplayer. A well crafted weapon will decimate people just using random drops, or using sub par crafts. Its not even a contest.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:22:31 PM
No.718588464
>>718588320
Ok, multiplayer definitely needs to abolish the entire system. Imagine having to grind a hundred hours before you can play some arena shooter like game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:23:52 PM
No.718588560
>>718590714
>>718588285
It was uncomfortable to play for even moderate periods, which is why it shipped with a stand.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:24:55 PM
No.718588634
>>718589195
>>718590278
>>718580983
>Every passing year I'm more convinced sakurai is maybe the best mechanics focused game designer on earth and his talents are completely wasted at Nintendo. I can't imagine how crazy his games would be if he were unleashed at old capcom instead of being stuck making kids games.
Anon, if Samurai wanted to, he could drop a proposal on Nintendo's desk and get it approved without them reading it. He commands that level of respect across the entire industry.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:27:46 PM
No.718588890
>>718577213
Wow lots of replies, gonna have to mute notifications. I don’t have anything to promote, but fuck Israel.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:31:50 PM
No.718589195
>>718588634
Now that I think about it that's probably precisely why Nintendo (and HAL in this case) keep hounding him with requests before he's even done with his current game
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:33:41 PM
No.718589348
>>718589727
Sakurai is one of the only competent devs there still directing games
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:38:31 PM
No.718589727
>>718589843
>>718589348
>We couldn't make two playable characters like ice climbers because Xenoblade characters are so detailed
Nah he is incompetent
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:39:45 PM
No.718589843
>>718590016
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:41:58 PM
No.718590016
>>718590829
>>718589843
>Complaining about Ultimate character gameplay
>Smelee seethe
?????
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:45:16 PM
No.718590278
>>718588634
And yet he doesn't because he is always swamped with proposals from Nintendo executives while simultaneously feeling an obligation to support Nintendo's wider objective aims. Nintendo's aims have almost always been to widen the player base and reach the casual market.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:49:38 PM
No.718590637
>>718583336
>You can delete every smash game from existence after melee and nothing about his legacy would change.
Absolutely delusional. Nobody even knew the name Sakurai before Brawl, that game put him in the spotlight and everything from 3DS to Ultimate cemented him as one of the biggest names in the industry. You delete Smash then he's barely known for an underappreciated Kid Icarus reboot and being the guy who made Kirby or something.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:50:30 PM
No.718590714
>>718598846
>>718588560
I disagree. I played it for dozens of hours.
in any case, people played the shooters on the nds and they controlled the same.
I insist again, why was it okay in MP hunters but not in this one?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:52:08 PM
No.718590829
>>718590016
>smeleetranny babble
?????
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:17:42 PM
No.718592840
>>718585346
I was surprised by how much city trial felt like smash run, what with the powerups and all
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:19:55 PM
No.718593004
>>718579612
this. city trial is a GOAT tier game mode but ONE map for $70 dollars? ehhhhhhhh
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:21:03 PM
No.718593086
>>718576910 (OP)
Kirby's fan base is women anon.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:24:48 PM
No.718593386
>>718582905
>same stupid faggot who defended the trannylations and memes text of 2015 Wii U-era Nintendo
>same stupid faggot who mocked Xeno fans because they wanted the game to leave Japan back on Wii
>same stupid faggot who was obsessed with Mario baby bing bing wahoo games and cried about not being able to work with Mario again after getting fired
God, I miss clowning on this dude. Can't believe it's been a decade.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:32:58 PM
No.718594000
>>718595603
>>718585762
>guy who has almost worked himself to death several times and nearly destroyed his wrists during KI Uprising is secretly an autistic perfectionist
You don't even need to know this to know his autism.
All I had to do was watch was the Kirby Air Riders direct to feel his legitimate autism
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:35:09 PM
No.718594173
it looks ok
not sure what justifies it being a launch year title when MKW exists, it feels like nintendo's dev pipeline is completely fucked up and so they're releasing the games that are ready even if they overlap with early titles
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:36:07 PM
No.718594243
>>718595860
>>718580983
>Every passing year I'm more convinced sakurai is maybe the best mechanics focused game designer on earth and his talents are completely wasted at Nintendo. I can't imagine how crazy his games would be if he were unleashed at old capcom instead of being stuck making kids games.
Sakurai has his own company(Sora, comprised of his wife and himself, yes 2 people), anyone can hire him, he's not tied to Nintendo at all
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:54:30 PM
No.718595603
>>718594000
Someone needs to post his bed setup. The dude is a workaholic. When he comes home from work and does his "research gaming", he'll play games on one screen, have another monitor for some show, and he'll be on his stationary bike. And then he goes to sleep, he boots up manga on a tablet and scrolls through stories till he passes out.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:56:23 PM
No.718595748
>>718596447
>>718580983
Nintendo probably has a contract with Bandai Namco and had to make another Kirby game, so they got Sakurai to do it since there's no other way it wouldn't be a shit game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:57:32 PM
No.718595860
>>718597123
>>718594243
That's like saying intelligent systems isn't tied to Nintendo. Just because it isn't forced by a contract doesn't mean there aren't a billion other variables that keep them making Nintendo shit. Sakurai is happy enough working with Nintendo, I just wish he had been adopted by another, more interesting company in his formative years.
Impressions from Gamescom are that it’s quite mediocre
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:02:20 PM
No.718596224
>>718596118
Truly a faithful sequel then
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:05:05 PM
No.718596431
>>718596703
>>718580983
>his talents are completely wasted at Nintendo.
yeah the "best mechanics focused game designer on earth" talents are being wasted in the only company that's entirely focused on mechanics focused game design
/v/ brownoids showing their genius once again
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:05:14 PM
No.718596447
>>718595748
Nintendo owns Kirby, theres no obligation to anyone to force a new game. If they wanted to keep the partnership with bamco alive then they should have let sakurai make whatever he wanted.
The only explanation I can think of for riders is either there wasn't enough time and they had to shit out a game quickly or Nintendo is doing an IP push for Kirby and wants as many games out as possible. It's still stupid to release this and mk within months of one another
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:06:04 PM
No.718596514
>>718576910 (OP)
Totally organic marketer
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:07:11 PM
No.718596582
>>718597148
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:07:25 PM
No.718596605
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:08:43 PM
No.718596703
>>718597487
>>718596431
>the only company that's entirely focused on mechanics focused game design
This is something only a tendie would think.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:10:12 PM
No.718596813
Unfortunately still not enough to make me buy a Switch 2. I'm not even sure if I will buy consoles anymore. They were already pushing it with online subscription and joycon drift but now games just jumped $20-$30 like wtf. And Switch 2 barely looks different from Switch 1. It's actually bigger with way worse battery life which I dislike, so I'm paying $500 for a downgrade.
There were at least 2 indie City Trial clones in the making. I wonder how they are taking this news that their work is gonna be obsolete.
>inb4 2 cakes!
Lol nobody is going to be playing this shit. They had forever to make this and pic related started 5 years ago with no release date in sight.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:14:01 PM
No.718597123
>>718595860
??
If Gamefreak is allowed to make games that are not even going to Nintendo platforms what makes you think Sakurai is not the same?
Sure if you can try to hire him to make a porn game he will probably deny, or an exclusive Smash Clone(If you're Sony or Microsoft) but that's his personal boundaries.
I'm sure if any game studio needs a renowned freelance director they can just pay his probably astronomic salary and let him do his thing
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:14:26 PM
No.718597148
>>718597526
>>718597554
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:17:54 PM
No.718597406
>>718586578
Maybe my tastes have just changed. It was like 20 years ago. Looks fun though.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:18:55 PM
No.718597487
>>718596703
you know I'm right ranjeet, or else the faggot I replied to wouldn't have to talk about "old capcom" (lmao) as an example of a better fit for sakurai's talents
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:19:28 PM
No.718597526
>>718597148
>some literal who faggot got motion sick
wow
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:19:48 PM
No.718597550
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:19:52 PM
No.718597554
>>718597148
Hardly sounds "mediocre". And that same reviewer also got "" motion sick"" at Bananza.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:29:13 PM
No.718598238
>>718601597
>this looks fun as fuck?
Woman post.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:29:20 PM
No.718598245
>>718586485
stop taking pics of your dad's Switch 2, little nigga
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:37:32 PM
No.718598846
>>718590714
>I disagree. I played it for dozens of hours.
Tendies are well known for defending 3-hand controls.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:58:33 PM
No.718600282
>>718576910 (OP)
I had no intentions of Kirby since Adventure on the NES, but now I want 2 Kirby games for Switch 2
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:15:03 PM
No.718601597
>>718598238
>woman
>engaging in consolewarring
Maybe a NeoWoman
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:25:09 PM
No.718602574
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:34:16 PM
No.718603353
>>718577213
Super rude as in telling he/him to work.
Oh nyooo I have to work at work oh nyooo he is so rude
Stop kidding yourself anon.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:56:21 PM
No.718605335
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:58:10 PM
No.718605496
>>718584054
>AAAAIEEEE MY BOSS TOLD ME TO RECORD A 10 SECOND VIDEO GAME CLIP, THIS IS ABUSE