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Anonymous No.718576910 >>718577583 >>718579505 >>718580983 >>718581017 >>718581331 >>718585750 >>718586074 >>718586185 >>718586423 >>718586950 >>718593086 >>718596514 >>718597550 >>718600282
I wanted to shit on another tendie baby game
...but I watched the whole Kirby Nintendo Direct and this looks fun as fuck?
Definitely better than most games shown so far and better than Mario Kart World.

Sakurai is an autist and I respect that
Anonymous No.718577213 >>718579717 >>718581973 >>718582905 >>718583540 >>718584146 >>718584489 >>718585762 >>718585983 >>718587217 >>718588890 >>718602574 >>718603353
Who was that fomer NOA employee that got fired for going on a podcast and talking about NDA stuff? LIke how Sakurai was an "auteur" that was actually super rude/demanding of devs?
Anonymous No.718577265 >>718581806
i swear sakurai is carrying post iwata nintendo.
Anonymous No.718577583 >>718579717 >>718587135
>>718576910 (OP)
sakurai can still make great games when he doesn't let his autism get in the way
Anonymous No.718577769 >>718577979
i'm glad you liked it anon.
Anonymous No.718577979 >>718578446 >>718586806
>>718577769
I won't be able to play it. Happy for you guys tho
Anonymous No.718578446 >>718578632
>>718577979
then i hope that you will be able to play it someday. you seem like a cool dude.
Anonymous No.718578632 >>718578884
>>718578446
He doesn't seem THAT cool though
Anonymous No.718578884
>>718578632
he's cool enough.
and cool enough is pretty cool in my book.
Anonymous No.718579505
>>718576910 (OP)
Fake thread for a fake game. Eric won.
Anonymous No.718579612 >>718581280 >>718581339 >>718582615 >>718586328 >>718593004
It looks fun but it doesn't look $70 fun
Anonymous No.718579717 >>718579802 >>718582905
>>718577213
qrd?

>>718577583
i think its precisely his autism what i enjoy about his games
Anonymous No.718579802 >>718582905
>>718579717
he made it up
Anonymous No.718580983 >>718581806 >>718581840 >>718586717 >>718588634 >>718594243 >>718595748 >>718596431
>>718576910 (OP)
You got me to watch the direct after ignoring it for being a baby game and I'm having the same reaction. I still think it's intended for young children and don't want to play it but it looks very well designed and you wouldn't have to pay me to play it like you would with mariokart.

Every passing year I'm more convinced sakurai is maybe the best mechanics focused game designer on earth and his talents are completely wasted at Nintendo. I can't imagine how crazy his games would be if he were unleashed at old capcom instead of being stuck making kids games.

He even admits he thought it was retarded to make air ride when it's so similar to mariokart but the out of touch boomers at Nintendo and HAL wanted him to do it.
Anonymous No.718581017
>>718576910 (OP)
Yea looks fun for like 20 hours
Anonymous No.718581280 >>718581339
>>718579612
This.
Anonymous No.718581331 >>718581447
>>718576910 (OP)
nice joke, where's the real game?
Anonymous No.718581339 >>718581403
>>718579612
>>718581280
Get it used or on sale. Problem solved.
Anonymous No.718581403 >>718582328 >>718585973
>>718581339
>Get it used or on sale
>Sale
This is Nintendo we're talking about.
Anonymous No.718581447
>>718581331
i don't understand the question
Anonymous No.718581598
kek at all these filtered mature gaymer faggots, stick to your mature AAA cinematic slop for mature gaymers such as yourselves
Anonymous No.718581806 >>718582052 >>718582806
>>718577265
He's made the same game + DLC for 3 different systems in 11 years
>>718580983
Sakurai knows games in his bones and is very technically proficient but he also has a tendency to miss the forest for the trees when it comes to content for his games.
Anonymous No.718581840 >>718582806 >>718583171 >>718584041
>>718580983
Check out Meteos
Anonymous No.718581973 >>718582143
>>718577213
yes autist have hard time working with actual retard that go at the speed of snail an cry about taking break every few hours
Anonymous No.718582052 >>718582538
>>718581806
>t. smeleefag
Anonymous No.718582143 >>718586058 >>718586158
>>718581973
How do you guys read these posts, with an Indian scammer accent or a tribal African accent? I prefer tribal African because it makes me think of a village sage or witch doctor.
Anonymous No.718582328
>>718581403
You think their games don't go on sale?
Which ones? I'll look it up
Anonymous No.718582538 >>718582724 >>718583270 >>718583336
>>718582052
Ironic that people shit on people being stuck on Melee when Sakurai's output since then is
>Air Ride
>SSBB
>Meteos
>KI:U
>SSB3DS
>SSBWU
>SSBU
>Air Ride 2
The man constantly bitched about sequels and he's made two original titles in 25 years (I'm giving him credit for KI:U here). Good director, incredibly knowledgeable and hard-working, yet he can't give up Smash for vanity reasons and make fun games more than half the time.
Anonymous No.718582615
>>718579612
I see you watched the latest Nintendeen slop
Anonymous No.718582724 >>718583098
>>718582538
Air Ride is original too. It just uses his existing IP.
Anonymous No.718582753 >>718583881 >>718586953
That's because Mario Kart 9 is made by some random pajeets while this is made by Sakurai who's been making games for like 35 years
Anonymous No.718582806 >>718583685
>>718581806
Which is why I would have liked to see him develop in an environment like old capcom alongside people like mikami, he probably would have become more well rounded. Because he is almost exclusively making mascot games for kids it feels like the only thing he personally finds interesting is the mechanical layer, so he keeps pushing for either more complex mechanics or more content. His games then feel like strange mishapen sculptures full of gold.

Kid Icarus feels like his most cohesive game but it was hamstrung by retarded 3ds hardware and controls.

>>718581840
I already played it
Anonymous No.718582905 >>718582987 >>718583360 >>718584054 >>718593386
>>718577213
>>718579717
>>718579802
Chris Pragner back in 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/3gwfto/chris_pranger_fired_from_nintendo_because_of_his/
Anonymous No.718582987
>>718582905
>Boo hoo, the boss made me work that's so toxic :(
Why are Americans like this?
Anonymous No.718583098
>>718582724
It's a spinoff of an established IP he had to rush in and save during a compacted development. Credit him, sure. I'm still mentally ascribing him to Smashslave until he isn't.
Anonymous No.718583171
>>718581840
Hot damn, did not know that Sakurai was involved with that. I absolutely loved tgat game. Really needs a sequel.
Anonymous No.718583270
>>718582538
smeleetroon melty
Anonymous No.718583336 >>718583423 >>718584007 >>718590637
>>718582538
His career is a complete waste of a genius mind. You can delete every smash game from existence after melee and nothing about his legacy would change. Every time he tries something new it's great. Every time he makes a sequel it's at Nintendo's request and half the time it's retarded it's their fault. Brawl is downgraded melee because the Wii wanted the blue ocean grandma's and babies to play it, smash 4 has no ambition because it was co-developed as a 3ds game and wanted to maintain parity, ultimate is just smash 4 with more content. Kid Icarus is fucked because of 3ds hand cramp controls and air riders is going to die because it's the second mario kart style game in the same year as a new MK.
Anonymous No.718583360
>>718582905
nobody cares about some NoA tranny, nigger
Anonymous No.718583385 >>718584573
I'm sure it will be competent but still bummed out how little Sakurai has thought over the years how he could improve the game. There was not a single idea where I thought he really wanted to make the game badly. And when he said Kirby Air Ride was requested by some Nintendo higher ups I was sure he never really thought about making another game.
Anonymous No.718583423 >>718583813
>>718583336
also I’m trans and obese btw
love mature games though
Anonymous No.718583540 >>718584152
>>718577213
>director known for quality productions
>directs his underlings to produce quality work
wtf bros... I'm literally crying and shaking...
Anonymous No.718583685 >>718584252 >>718584474
>>718582806
I think partially he's got a hangup on Melee (as does the entire fanbase). He basically killed himself for that game and it's a jankfest in many ways, but there is so much depth that the team intentionally infused into the design and he's turned his back on ultra-competitive gameplay since then. Like, looking at Air Ride contextually after Melee is insane, even if Kirby started out as a 2-button game on GB. I'm hoping with the relatively strong reception of Ultimate he can finally feel accomplished that he overcame his prior output but I feel like he can never truly give up directing Smash until he's physically incapable of doing so.
Anonymous No.718583813
>>718583423
I like how nobody is actually talking to you, yet the whole thread is full of you having a passive aggressive melty that people don't care about games specifically geared toward children.

Kirby's air ride was a 1 button game, that level of simplicity is not random, it's part of Kirby's legacy as a platformer for kids who found mario too punishing.
Anonymous No.718583881 >>718584012
>>718582753
>this is made by Sakurai who's been making games for like 35 years
He looks like a 28 years old
Anonymous No.718584007 >>718584167 >>718584610
>>718583336
Sakurai seems to have a real hateboner against ports/remasters/rereleases for good reasons, but I was hoping KI:U would get a Switch release.
Anonymous No.718584012
>>718583881
He actually said 10 years ago that he's retiring soon because he's old as shit
Anonymous No.718584041
>>718581840
#MeToos
Anonymous No.718584054 >>718584213 >>718584371 >>718585820 >>718585983 >>718605496
>>718582905
Sakurai sounds like a faggots
>He asked for hours and hours of footage to make the smash commercials, but he was never satisfied with them. He specifically asked for 8-Player smash to be featured. He wanted Samus to release his Final Smash on the other 7 players, kill at least 3 of them AND for it to look natural and perfect. At the end of the day they told him they had to release the commercial at that moment, so he gave up, saying something along the lines of "Fine, this is acceptable, why even bother" and sounding really disappointed.
And to prove how much of a faggot your boss is he fires you
Anonymous No.718584146
>>718577213
the same guy who said reggie was right for not bringing xenoblade over because "You guys are not gonna buy it. You say you want it, but you don't"
Anonymous No.718584152 >>718584284
>>718583540
There's high standards and then there's Sakurai who demos a 1v1 match by playing two characters with two controllers. I think it's fair to admit the guy's got a bit of an ego lol
Anonymous No.718584167 >>718584285 >>718587515
>>718584007
Sakurai has multiple times endorsed a port of Kid Icarus Uprising. Nintendo just won't do it for some reason.
Anonymous No.718584213 >>718584335
>>718584054
Calm down Chris, stop being such a lazy faggot
Anonymous No.718584252 >>718584338 >>718584794
>>718583685
Melee conflicts with his design goals for the entire series. The original reason for making smash was to solve the issues of accessibility that traditional fighting games created, melee was in danger of re-creating those issues but in such an insane way it destroyed the hands of people playing it.

This desire to make everything accessible is limiting his output, I don't know if it comes from Nintendo or himself but just once before he retires I want him to unleash his autism and make a game for himself, not the tendie audience.
Anonymous No.718584284 >>718584794
>>718584152
Chris
You are a talentless nobody and you will never be anything more than that
Anonymous No.718584285 >>718584487
>>718584167
Thanks, I missed that.
Anonymous No.718584335 >>718584409
>>718584213
Here comes the Sakuraifaggotbrigade to defend their lord for talking bad about him
Anonymous No.718584338
>>718584252
you’re brown
Anonymous No.718584371
>>718584054
>He wanted Samus to release his Final Smash
>his
Chris...
Anonymous No.718584409
>>718584335
>le npcjak
grim
Anonymous No.718584474 >>718584639 >>718585025 >>718585346
>>718583685
He’s obsessed with an even playing ground for casuals, who struggle even with Shoryuken inputs. That’s why he always keeps things simple and goes as far as to remove tech in between Smash games. But he misses oke thing, that a game that’s fun for compfags is going to be fun for casuals too. Why? Because that means it’s well-designed, simple as. I might not know how to take advantage of a wavedash but I can still have fun playing Melee only when playing as Marth or Falcon though. That game is too janky for me to enjoy just picking up and playing random characters each time like I do in Project M while all posterior games ended up boring to me after the honeymoon period.
Anonymous No.718584487
>>718584285
It's weird, in one of his videos, I don't remember which he literally said something along the lines of "maybe nintendo will port kid icarus in the future *wink wink" and everyone thought a Kid Icarus port is all but guaranteed. But that was years ago.
Anonymous No.718584489
>>718577213
wasn't it the dude that voiced Oikonny in Star Fox Zero?
Anonymous No.718584573 >>718584709 >>718584818
>>718583385
imo most of the changes make me want to play less because it brings the worst out of smash bros into a simple game that was fun because it was simple. Not every single game need to be a bloated AAAAAA full price games with billions of different stats and mechanics with washed out colors.
Anonymous No.718584610
>>718584007
He should have made a sequel instead of air ride. He made it obvious that the request for riders was external and he raised the concern that they didn't need 2 mario kart games.
Anonymous No.718584639
>>718584474
UH OH STINKY
Anonymous No.718584660 >>718584836 >>718584907
The specials seem like a mistake. Can you disable them?
Anonymous No.718584709 >>718584902
>>718584573
The biggest gripe I have with Air Ride is that City Trials is clearly unfinished and always was. 99% of satisfaction in City Trials comes from the sandbox mode but somehow the climax of the mode is always some shitty unsatisfying Mario Party minigame that ends in 10 seconds. And if anything they made this problem even worse.
Anonymous No.718584794 >>718584907 >>718585419
>>718584252
But Melee's JP site was demonstrating wavedashing, it wasn't like thry weren't aware of at least some of the depth as development was ongoing. And the carpal tunnel stuff wasn't evident until years after release. I'm guessing he had an aboutface at some point or being around HAL continued to feed his competitive design tendencies for whatever reason. I get that Melee was a lightning-in-a-bottle for many reasons, but I agree, I'd like to see him do some smaller titles like Meteos again. He really should be fleshing out more City Trial-esque MP games.

>>718584284
>you can't mildly criticize Sakurai without schizos thinking you're a jilted ex-Nintendo employee
Mama mia
Anonymous No.718584808
Eric is on suicide watch after watching this games trailer
Anonymous No.718584818
>>718584573
>"brings the worst out of smash bros"
for me it's the UI, I have Brawl UI fatigue
Anonymous No.718584836
>>718584660
You can't but I can
Anonymous No.718584886
Imagine having your cushy dream job in japan and throwing it away because you wanted your 5 minutes of internet fame by whining that you had to play the newest game that everyone is looking forward to for a bit too long
REMINDER this guy had a wife and kids to support, too
Anonymous No.718584902 >>718585141
>>718584709
yea true, not sure what could be done, maybe have more than just a single mini game. Though I absolute hate that now there's mini game inside the city trial that waste an entire minute if you do them. You can't even interact with it as everyone turn into force ghosts
Anonymous No.718584907 >>718585032 >>718585035
>>718584660
>smeleefag filtered by specials
BASED
>>718584794
smelee niggers aren’t human, stop grooming children and use soap and water, fatty
Anonymous No.718585025
>>718584474
He's half right, half wrong. The existence of sweaty, high skill players does shift the way games are played. If he didn't pull back the casual image of smash may have vanished in favour of the hardcore scene. Even as a kid, if 1 guy in your friend group is sweaty as fuck it changes the dynamic, all of a sudden everyone is researching wavedashing and stops playing with items. Once they completely enter this new competitive mindset they are completely disconnected from the party gamer sakurai intended to be the audience.
Anonymous No.718585032 >>718585281
>>718584907
I don't like Smash Bros.
I do like Kirby Air Ride.
Anonymous No.718585035 >>718585281
>>718584907
You are mindbroken.
Anonymous No.718585141 >>718585305
>>718584902
My idea is that after the time limit you just stay on the map but now you can kill the other players and obtain their entire stats if you successfully kill them. A timer runs the entire time and when it runs out the weakest player on the map automatically wins the battle royale.
Anonymous No.718585281 >>718585629
>>718585032
didn’t ask
>>718585035
you are unwashed
Anonymous No.718585305 >>718585376 >>718585437
>>718585141
mite be cool though the map is too big. Maybe a bomberman style sudden death where the map start shrinking could solve that.
Anonymous No.718585346 >>718585445 >>718592840
>>718584474
Smash just hasn't felt good to play for a long time. You could keep Ultimate the exact same balance/depth and add momentum conservation and I'd go back to playing it casually despite how busted it is. The only lasting dun I had in Brawl/for/Ultimate was Smash Run.
Anonymous No.718585376
>>718585305
autismo
Anonymous No.718585419
>>718584794
The pro scene didn't really form till melee so he was still operating under the assumption that hidden depth would remain a subtle reward for rare autists like him. I remember as a kid smash 64 was purely a party game but melee was serious business, everyone was trying to wavedash because they were watching videos of pros.
Anonymous No.718585428
Sakurai just knows his shit. Look at how many options he gives you to customize your experience. Meanwhile Nintendo forces you to play their way with MKW.
Anonymous No.718585437
>>718585305
Yeah that would be an idea. There are so many ways to finish the round in the main map, fucking Sakurai is legit retarded that stadiums were the only thing that came to his mind.
Anonymous No.718585445
>>718585346
the only fun I had was not bathing and grooming children on discord tbhfam and watching my heroes hew2king and trango
Anonymous No.718585587
Is still rather have Uprising Remastered or just 2
Anonymous No.718585629 >>718585743
>>718585281
I didn't say you did.
Why are you so upset?
Anonymous No.718585686 >>718585765 >>718586305
How do you make the ending to City Trial as satisfying as the foreplay? I actually feel for the designers a bit because anything longer than a short minigame is going to feel completely unfun if your machine is outclassed/unoptimized
Anonymous No.718585725 >>718585808
Im never paying $70 for a Nintendo tech demo. Sorry. Just not gonna do it.
Anonymous No.718585743 >>718585924
>>718585629
why are you crying?
oh because supers are in and you have autism lmao
Anonymous No.718585750 >>718588302
>>718576910 (OP)
Nintendies...we just lost triangle strategy to PS5 and Xbox...
Square Enix really hates Nintendo...
Anonymous No.718585762 >>718585891 >>718585942 >>718594000
>>718577213
>guy who has almost worked himself to death several times and nearly destroyed his wrists during KI Uprising is secretly an autistic perfectionist
imagine my surprise
Anonymous No.718585765
>>718585686
More rounds of Minigames.
Make it best 2/3, so it lasts longer than 1/5th of a second.
Anonymous No.718585808 >>718585930
>>718585725
You can’t afford it anyway pabo
Anonymous No.718585820 >>718585971
>>718584054
This is a silly complaint from both sides because no one sane plays 8 player Smash or gets 3 kills with a Final Smash in a way that "looks natural".
Anonymous No.718585834
Did they put air ride 1 on nso yet
Anonymous No.718585891
>>718585762
>guy who has almost worked himself to death
>several times
You guys don't actually believe this do you?
Anonymous No.718585924 >>718586041
>>718585743
Why are you so upset?
Anonymous No.718585930 >>718586049 >>718586116
>>718585808
Nah not the case. I just happened to make a mistake and bought their last tech demo Bananza. Not gonna fall for it twice :/
Anonymous No.718585942 >>718586020
>>718585762
>>worked himself to death
>>destroyed his wrists
doing what? writing emails? dude doesn't program or make art
Anonymous No.718585971
>>718585820
Ok Chris it’s time to move on
Anonymous No.718585973 >>718586040
>>718581403
it'll go on sale like 2 years after it came out but only like once a year for a week. Black friday and Mario day (march 10th, only mario games) Nintendo does sales but only for games that either sold like shit like advance wars or just been out for years. Also only digital copies go onsale
Anonymous No.718585983 >>718586407
>>718577213
Sakurai works like 14 hour days every day. What the fuck did they expect working under a guy like that? He directed Smash Bros Ultimate, a game that features 74 characters from high profile series. Of course he’s an auteur, what else would you expect from him?
He’s not making “hold hands with a witch simulator”, he’s making first party games for millions of people and he’s got as high of standards as /v/

>>718584054
>Chris is so dogshit that he can’t get Samus to use their final smash on one side of the stage to the other. Hours of footage for something you could get done in 30 minutes at most

Is /v/good enough to do a final smash and hit 3 people in a 7 player smash?
Anonymous No.718586020
>>718585942
Lmao people do give him the Steve Jobs treatment a bit.
Anonymous No.718586028
I hope there are way more characters and courses than they showed. And who keeps forcing Nintendo to put bad songs in their games? I didn't mind the intro to Ultimate, but Jump Up Superstar was pretty shit and I really didn't like the unnecessary Pauline song in Bananza. The background songs for all the bananzas were fine, but the actual credit song (and I assume it's the same one she sings to break DK or whatever) is embarrassing.
Anonymous No.718586040
>>718585973
It’s crazy how tendies think $10 sales two years after release is something we should thank Nintendo for.
Anonymous No.718586041 >>718586105 >>718586131
>>718585924
>t. upset citytrials smeleepedo
Anonymous No.718586049 >>718586195
>>718585930
Did you get a refund? The last game I took back to the store was TotK.
Anonymous No.718586058 >>718586158
>>718582143
I prefer an african accent because it makes my bussy tingle and I can't stop thinking about how small my white clitty would look compared to his bbc

I am glad I am not the only anon choosing the african bbc option
Anonymous No.718586074
>>718576910 (OP)
if the game were $80 there wouldn't be a single person praising any part of it, not even begrudgingly.
Anonymous No.718586105 >>718586256
>>718586041
You forgot cubesnoy in your insane wordsalad
Anonymous No.718586116 >>718586485
>>718585930
sure ya did pablo ;)
Anonymous No.718586131 >>718586321
>>718586041
Why are you so upset? Don't be scared. You can tell me. I'm on your side.
Anonymous No.718586158
>>718582143
>>718586058
typisch timmy
Anonymous No.718586185
>>718576910 (OP)
>Definitely better than most games shown so far and better than Mario Kart World.
Yeah same feeling here. Looks fun.
Anonymous No.718586195 >>718586313
>>718586049
Nah. I brought it with me overseas and just got back a few days ago. I don’t think even Amazon is willing to extend a return that long, and + the open case as well. I’ll probably beat it at some point and sell it to some other tendie down the line. God willing there’s a direct soon so I can maybe hopefully have something to play within the next six months.
Anonymous No.718586256
>>718586105
I’ll make sure to throw that in since it seems to have really struck nerve with you smleepedosissy
>HACKURAI RUINED CITY TRIAL REEEEEE
we’re witnessing the birth of the new smeleefags
Anonymous No.718586305 >>718586429
>>718585686
I feel like the racing and deathmatch minigame are fine on their own because they're long enough.
Shit like target flight is just hilarious because it fucks with everyone equally. I'd probably merge the 2 flying mini games though, those are just too short and not really eventful as it's just a stat check. I'd copy a few mini game from super monkey ball instead.
Anonymous No.718586313 >>718586396 >>718586571
>>718586195
Where you from? In the UK you can return any item for any reason within 30 days, even if it's open and used. You just need the recipt.
It's how I got my money back.
Anonymous No.718586321 >>718586380
>>718586131
because sakurai put supers in city trial…it’s so over citytrialsisters
Anonymous No.718586328
>>718579612
I just realized that Walmart doesn't offer a $10 discount anymore like they did with Switch games. Or maybe they don't do that anymore for Switch 1 games? You could get first party Switch games at Walmart for $50 in-store. I ended up modding my Switch to download games so it's been a few years since I bought a physical game before the Switch 2 came out.
Anonymous No.718586380 >>718586458
>>718586321
You're upset over that? Why?
I think you can disable them in the options. No need to have a melty.
Anonymous No.718586396 >>718586446
>>718586313
>UK innit?
OHNONONHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.718586405
Do we know if City Trial is an online mode that isn’t friends only? I heard some people say it was but I cant rewatch the direct atm
Anonymous No.718586407 >>718586532
>>718585983
Nobody can play 8 player smash and make it feel natural because that mode is fucking garbage. Sakurai is on the wrong here, he was in the wrong for making that game mode to begin with
Anonymous No.718586423
>>718576910 (OP)
It looks incredible.
Anonymous No.718586429
>>718586305
I wouldn't mind a minigame only mode like SMB either.
Anonymous No.718586446 >>718586651
>>718586396
?
Anonymous No.718586458 >>718586518
>>718586380
hackurai raped my childhood
Anonymous No.718586485 >>718586651 >>718586953 >>718598245
>>718586116
Kill yourself at your earliest convenience. Hell, take an hour so you can 100% the DK tech demo one last time before you do.
Anonymous No.718586486 >>718586578
Didn't like the original but this one looks fun
Anonymous No.718586518
>>718586458
Ok. that's very funny.
Anonymous No.718586532 >>718586641
>>718586407
>Sakurai is on the wrong here
smashpablos….
Anonymous No.718586571 >>718586657
>>718586313
The US. Amazon has an exception to returning open games. Plus they usually allow for a return up to 30 days. Nintendo Presents: $70 Minecraft with less content released more than 30 days ago.
Anonymous No.718586578 >>718597406
>>718586486
What convinced you?
So far the gameplay loop looks near identical to the original with just a few QoL improvements.
Anonymous No.718586636
Dumb fuck question, but did they explicitly confirm couch co-op? I know it said X amount of players local, but it looked like everyone had their own Switch. I shant purchase if I can't play with my son.
Anonymous No.718586641 >>718586729
>>718586532
>Stop talking shit about Sakurai or I will call Nintendo to fire Chris again
Anonymous No.718586651 >>718586746 >>718586846
>>718586446
your brown muhammad
>>718586485
ok pablo you can stop screeching about tech demos now, you got filtered like dsp
Anonymous No.718586657
>>718586571
That's a bummer. The UK is very forgiving with returns. You can play the game for 29 days and return it on the 30th day for a full refund if you like.
Anonymous No.718586717
>>718580983
After Kirby get his movie he will slowly replace Mario as the main nigga since Hollywood normalized the public caring about it the way it did for comic book characters
Anonymous No.718586729 >>718586928
>>718586641
you will never be hired chris
Anonymous No.718586746 >>718586837
>>718586651
Lmao
You’re so fucking angry it’s hilarious
>you don’t own it
>how dare you besmirch my friends at Nintendo!
>okay fine maybe you do own it but but FUCK YOU
Kill yourself you mentally ill faggot.
Anonymous No.718586806
>>718577979
At least fire up Dolphin and play the original.
Anonymous No.718586814
I'm Chris and Eric.
Anonymous No.718586837 >>718586912
>>718586746
kek you bought it and switch 2 nigger, you’re just as much of a tendie no matter how much you seethe about at them
Anonymous No.718586846 >>718587020
>>718586651
I'm literally not.
I haven't seen a brown person in years. Not everywhere in the UK is LONDON.
Anonymous No.718586912 >>718587185
>>718586837
I thought DK would be good. And it was made by the odyssey team. How the fuck was I supposed to know that it would have less content than a $60 game and that Nintendo would have nothing else to release?
Anonymous No.718586928 >>718587121
>>718586729
>You will never be yelled at by autistic bosses again
Sounds fine
Anonymous No.718586950
>>718576910 (OP)
i could see myself throwing on a podcast and playing online CT for a long time

I also miss fun arcade-style racing games and Mario Kart Mid wasn't it
Anonymous No.718586953
>>718582753
MKW is Nintendo EPD. The same people who made MK8 made MKW.
>>718586485
>muh tech demo
filtered
Anonymous No.718587020 >>718587232
>>718586846
>OI M8 INNIT CHRU OW THE 'WITCH CHU TECH DEMO LUV? INNIT?
>CAHM OWN BINGTENDO SCORE SUM FAWKING GOYMES
Anonymous No.718587086 >>718587216
Didn't Kirby Air Ride have a third topdown like mode? Weird that Sakurai has not even mentioned it at all. In the original it was more fun than Air Ride.
Anonymous No.718587121
>>718586928
but you will cry about it
JUDGE No.718587135
>>718577583
His autism is what makes him great.
>we have added a second button unfortunately
I'm surprised this isn't a quote from Miyamoto himself. The guy is a genius.
Anonymous No.718587185 >>718587310
>>718586912
THANKS FOR THE MONEY FAGGOT
Anonymous No.718587216
>>718587086
It'll probably be revealed in the 2nd direct because we apparently need an hour and thirty minutes of Air Ride 2 video content instead of a simple demo
Anonymous No.718587217
>>718577213
>LIke how Sakurai was an "auteur" that was actually super rude/demanding of devs?
He gets results, damnit!
Anonymous No.718587232 >>718587329
>>718587020
Not my accent lol
Anonymous No.718587237
Lmaoing at people being optimistic about Air Ride mode. Everyone is going to play the same two rides but this time because legit the other ones are completely non viable.
Anonymous No.718587310 >>718587391
>>718587185
I’ve been saying that to a tendie the most important thing is Nintendo making money.
Anonymous No.718587329 >>718587531
>>718587232
either way you sound like faggot kek
Anonymous No.718587391
>>718587310
and watching autists like yourself cry
Anonymous No.718587515 >>718587713 >>718587921
>>718584167
It's probably one of the ports they're keeping in their back pocket to bridge a gap in their lineup.
WiiU ports had priority during S1 era because no one played them.
They MIGHT do lots of 3ds ports/remakes in the twilight years of S2 but I wouldn't count on it
Anonymous No.718587531 >>718587620
>>718587329
Why are you so upset?
What are you crying about?
Anonymous No.718587620 >>718587738
>>718587531
stuck on a loop again?
bot broke
Anonymous No.718587713 >>718587921 >>718588008
>>718587515
Maybe it's just too much effort. The Wii U games are basically just remove the tablet gimmick which barely any game utilized and you're done. Kid Icarus is honestly a nightmare to port.
Anonymous No.718587738
>>718587620
You're a bottom? What?
Anonymous No.718587921 >>718588053
>>718587713
>>718587515
As a huge fan of KI:U, I would not buy a port unless they make weapon acquisition WAY easier
>I want to make my games accessible
>You can't get the best weapons unless you spend 1000 hours grinding an esoteric crafting minigame.
Anonymous No.718588008 >>718588285
>>718587713
They would definitely be more work. There's no way you can get by without touching up the models. Textures too of course but that's not too much work I think? UI would have to be remade entirely.
Anonymous No.718588053 >>718588320
>>718587921
It's just meaningless numbers going up, basically borderlands weapons. Not sure why you would need to obtain the best weapons in the game.
Anonymous No.718588274
Opinions on firelink shrine? I was at first so confused by this area because it looks like the first village in RPG Maker games but then after 30 minutes I realized this is supposed to be firelink shrine.
Anonymous No.718588285 >>718588560
>>718588008

i never will understand what the big deal is about KIU's controls. It controls like any shooter from the NDS and those were a lot of fun.

in fact, using a joystick for KIU would be such a downgrade. Itd have to be the mouse.
Anonymous No.718588302
>>718585750
Who honestly gives a fuck when Nintendo has MonolithSoft? They're first party and make exclusive RPGs. Why the fuck are you caring about shit Squeenix rpgs on Nintendo consoles you dickhead.
Anonymous No.718588320 >>718588464
>>718588053
You obviously never played multiplayer. A well crafted weapon will decimate people just using random drops, or using sub par crafts. Its not even a contest.
Anonymous No.718588464
>>718588320
Ok, multiplayer definitely needs to abolish the entire system. Imagine having to grind a hundred hours before you can play some arena shooter like game.
Anonymous No.718588560 >>718590714
>>718588285
It was uncomfortable to play for even moderate periods, which is why it shipped with a stand.
Anonymous No.718588634 >>718589195 >>718590278
>>718580983
>Every passing year I'm more convinced sakurai is maybe the best mechanics focused game designer on earth and his talents are completely wasted at Nintendo. I can't imagine how crazy his games would be if he were unleashed at old capcom instead of being stuck making kids games.

Anon, if Samurai wanted to, he could drop a proposal on Nintendo's desk and get it approved without them reading it. He commands that level of respect across the entire industry.
Anonymous No.718588890
>>718577213
Wow lots of replies, gonna have to mute notifications. I don’t have anything to promote, but fuck Israel.
Anonymous No.718589195
>>718588634
Now that I think about it that's probably precisely why Nintendo (and HAL in this case) keep hounding him with requests before he's even done with his current game
Anonymous No.718589348 >>718589727
Sakurai is one of the only competent devs there still directing games
Anonymous No.718589727 >>718589843
>>718589348
>We couldn't make two playable characters like ice climbers because Xenoblade characters are so detailed
Nah he is incompetent
Anonymous No.718589843 >>718590016
>>718589727
smeleeseethe
Anonymous No.718590016 >>718590829
>>718589843
>Complaining about Ultimate character gameplay
>Smelee seethe
?????
Anonymous No.718590278
>>718588634
And yet he doesn't because he is always swamped with proposals from Nintendo executives while simultaneously feeling an obligation to support Nintendo's wider objective aims. Nintendo's aims have almost always been to widen the player base and reach the casual market.
Anonymous No.718590637
>>718583336
>You can delete every smash game from existence after melee and nothing about his legacy would change.

Absolutely delusional. Nobody even knew the name Sakurai before Brawl, that game put him in the spotlight and everything from 3DS to Ultimate cemented him as one of the biggest names in the industry. You delete Smash then he's barely known for an underappreciated Kid Icarus reboot and being the guy who made Kirby or something.
Anonymous No.718590714 >>718598846
>>718588560

I disagree. I played it for dozens of hours.
in any case, people played the shooters on the nds and they controlled the same.

I insist again, why was it okay in MP hunters but not in this one?
Anonymous No.718590829
>>718590016
>smeleetranny babble
?????
Anonymous No.718592840
>>718585346
I was surprised by how much city trial felt like smash run, what with the powerups and all
Anonymous No.718593004
>>718579612
this. city trial is a GOAT tier game mode but ONE map for $70 dollars? ehhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.718593086
>>718576910 (OP)
Kirby's fan base is women anon.
Anonymous No.718593386
>>718582905
>same stupid faggot who defended the trannylations and memes text of 2015 Wii U-era Nintendo
>same stupid faggot who mocked Xeno fans because they wanted the game to leave Japan back on Wii
>same stupid faggot who was obsessed with Mario baby bing bing wahoo games and cried about not being able to work with Mario again after getting fired
God, I miss clowning on this dude. Can't believe it's been a decade.
Anonymous No.718594000 >>718595603
>>718585762
>guy who has almost worked himself to death several times and nearly destroyed his wrists during KI Uprising is secretly an autistic perfectionist
You don't even need to know this to know his autism.

All I had to do was watch was the Kirby Air Riders direct to feel his legitimate autism
Anonymous No.718594173
it looks ok

not sure what justifies it being a launch year title when MKW exists, it feels like nintendo's dev pipeline is completely fucked up and so they're releasing the games that are ready even if they overlap with early titles
Anonymous No.718594243 >>718595860
>>718580983
>Every passing year I'm more convinced sakurai is maybe the best mechanics focused game designer on earth and his talents are completely wasted at Nintendo. I can't imagine how crazy his games would be if he were unleashed at old capcom instead of being stuck making kids games.
Sakurai has his own company(Sora, comprised of his wife and himself, yes 2 people), anyone can hire him, he's not tied to Nintendo at all
Anonymous No.718595603
>>718594000
Someone needs to post his bed setup. The dude is a workaholic. When he comes home from work and does his "research gaming", he'll play games on one screen, have another monitor for some show, and he'll be on his stationary bike. And then he goes to sleep, he boots up manga on a tablet and scrolls through stories till he passes out.
Anonymous No.718595748 >>718596447
>>718580983
Nintendo probably has a contract with Bandai Namco and had to make another Kirby game, so they got Sakurai to do it since there's no other way it wouldn't be a shit game.
Anonymous No.718595860 >>718597123
>>718594243
That's like saying intelligent systems isn't tied to Nintendo. Just because it isn't forced by a contract doesn't mean there aren't a billion other variables that keep them making Nintendo shit. Sakurai is happy enough working with Nintendo, I just wish he had been adopted by another, more interesting company in his formative years.
Anonymous No.718596118 >>718596224 >>718596582 >>718596605
Impressions from Gamescom are that it’s quite mediocre
Anonymous No.718596224
>>718596118
Truly a faithful sequel then
Anonymous No.718596431 >>718596703
>>718580983
>his talents are completely wasted at Nintendo.
yeah the "best mechanics focused game designer on earth" talents are being wasted in the only company that's entirely focused on mechanics focused game design

/v/ brownoids showing their genius once again
Anonymous No.718596447
>>718595748
Nintendo owns Kirby, theres no obligation to anyone to force a new game. If they wanted to keep the partnership with bamco alive then they should have let sakurai make whatever he wanted.

The only explanation I can think of for riders is either there wasn't enough time and they had to shit out a game quickly or Nintendo is doing an IP push for Kirby and wants as many games out as possible. It's still stupid to release this and mk within months of one another
Anonymous No.718596514
>>718576910 (OP)
Totally organic marketer
Anonymous No.718596582 >>718597148
>>718596118
Link them.
Anonymous No.718596605
>>718596118
>troonscom
Anonymous No.718596703 >>718597487
>>718596431
>the only company that's entirely focused on mechanics focused game design
This is something only a tendie would think.
Anonymous No.718596813
Unfortunately still not enough to make me buy a Switch 2. I'm not even sure if I will buy consoles anymore. They were already pushing it with online subscription and joycon drift but now games just jumped $20-$30 like wtf. And Switch 2 barely looks different from Switch 1. It's actually bigger with way worse battery life which I dislike, so I'm paying $500 for a downgrade.

There were at least 2 indie City Trial clones in the making. I wonder how they are taking this news that their work is gonna be obsolete.
>inb4 2 cakes!
Lol nobody is going to be playing this shit. They had forever to make this and pic related started 5 years ago with no release date in sight.
Anonymous No.718597123
>>718595860
??
If Gamefreak is allowed to make games that are not even going to Nintendo platforms what makes you think Sakurai is not the same?

Sure if you can try to hire him to make a porn game he will probably deny, or an exclusive Smash Clone(If you're Sony or Microsoft) but that's his personal boundaries.

I'm sure if any game studio needs a renowned freelance director they can just pay his probably astronomic salary and let him do his thing
Anonymous No.718597148 >>718597526 >>718597554
>>718596582
https://x.com/stealth40k/status/1958115686275817542?s=46
Anonymous No.718597406
>>718586578
Maybe my tastes have just changed. It was like 20 years ago. Looks fun though.
Anonymous No.718597487
>>718596703
you know I'm right ranjeet, or else the faggot I replied to wouldn't have to talk about "old capcom" (lmao) as an example of a better fit for sakurai's talents
Anonymous No.718597526
>>718597148
>some literal who faggot got motion sick
wow
Anonymous No.718597550
>>718576910 (OP)
Anonymous No.718597554
>>718597148
Hardly sounds "mediocre". And that same reviewer also got "" motion sick"" at Bananza.
Anonymous No.718598238 >>718601597
>this looks fun as fuck?
Woman post.
Anonymous No.718598245
>>718586485
stop taking pics of your dad's Switch 2, little nigga
Anonymous No.718598846
>>718590714
>I disagree. I played it for dozens of hours.
Tendies are well known for defending 3-hand controls.
Anonymous No.718600282
>>718576910 (OP)
I had no intentions of Kirby since Adventure on the NES, but now I want 2 Kirby games for Switch 2
Anonymous No.718601597
>>718598238
>woman
>engaging in consolewarring
Maybe a NeoWoman
Anonymous No.718602574
>>718577213
Kek
Anonymous No.718603353
>>718577213
Super rude as in telling he/him to work.
Oh nyooo I have to work at work oh nyooo he is so rude
Stop kidding yourself anon.
Anonymous No.718605335
Anonymous No.718605496
>>718584054
>AAAAIEEEE MY BOSS TOLD ME TO RECORD A 10 SECOND VIDEO GAME CLIP, THIS IS ABUSE