Thread 718576954

yeah i really want to help the person who puts me in a cage, locks me in cupboards and sabotages everyone

>>718576954 (OP)
>help
You're the one trying to fulfill the prophecy which likely ends with his or someone else's death. That ain't helping.

You'd be more enthusiastic about it if you had am unsatiable craving for cock

>>718576954 (OP)
Yeah I hate this guy and his friends. If the game ever allows me to turn on them, its so done.

>>718576954 (OP)
he's going through puberty give him a break

>>718576954 (OP)
>Game accurately shows what it's like to look after a trouble teenager.
At least he won't suddenly decide to convert to radical Islam at the sage of 21 like real life teenagers.

>>718580598
*At the age of

>>718576954 (OP)
he's genuinely happy when you're wingmanning him and helping him in his isekai adventures THOUGH

>>718576954 (OP)
Total Kris Love.

>>718580598
ANGEL AKBAR

>>718583184
YEP Kris is the girl in the prophecy
YEP (I) am plapping Kris AND my vessel.

>>718583334
>FemKris and Gooner Vessel threesome with (You)
Hmnng...

Is there any FemKris version of the Couch Scene?

>>718583834
No. The world isn't ready for yuri rape.

>>718583834
>>718583901
there sure is
https://files.catbox.moe/xxgbum.PNG

>>718584123
I stand corrected.

why does /v/ hate the idea of a boy (female) protagonist anyways

>>718584860
Too much self-inserters who want Kris to be their epic and mainly self-insert. Which is weird, because Kris isn't (you).

>>718576954 (OP)
I don't get it either. It's why I like doing everything in my power to fuck with and annoy Kris. Two can play this game you little shithead.

>>718576954 (OP)
Correct.

You VILL reconnect with your childhood friend. You VILL kiss the purple lizard. And you VILL be happy.

>>718584860
I will punish Kris if it turns out he's a girl

>>718586786
If Kris OG SOUL is the patience SOUL, then she's basically the actual girl from the prophecy confirmed. Because the patient soul equipment is literally a ribbon in Undertale.

BUT I'M ASRIEL

>>718588343
Tobert could never write anything more cinema than this.

>>718588442
But that's literally Flowey's genocide death.

>>718588732
HOCHI MAMA. GODDAMN!!!

>>718584860
I respect faggots more than I respect poonchasers

>>718590506
>Liking women is le bad.

Undertale was better than Deltarune because Undertale let me kill all these insufferable faggots.

>>718590579
Liking women is correct, encouraging their delusions of transgenderism is bad. No, you can't "save her", the only thing you're is accelerating her descent into mutilation.

Isn't Kris just literally Chara?

>>718586017
I will do none of these things, and also you're gay.

>>718590630
BASED.
Toby will never surpass Undertale the way things are going.
Weird Route was set up to surpass it but ended up being a wet fart with only 5 minutes of new (now censored) content. We know Toby will retroactively tone done the themes when he writes it in the future after he saw the reaction to a fucking rose animation. We know Chapter 5's is going to be shorter as well, so that's done with.

>>718590932
Kinda. I will say he's Chara in Frisk's role in the story.

>>718591320
dude these new chapters honestly sucked, tenna sucked and was just a tv head version of spamton (remember when people in this community mocked tv head designs? lol) and any sense of mystery or intrigue from the first two chapters is gone because it's just spinning its wheels about the prophecy and titans, chapter 2 felt like there was more stuff we were learning

FUCK kris

>>718584852
>>718585245
I've wanted to fuck the fat cat since undertale's release, Toby adding a second means he knows what the people want

>>718588732
Mommy Frisk...

>>718591552
tv head version of spamton is better than 99% of toby's characters, tenna was good
however, toby discarding the perfected dark world formula of chapter 2 for """le subverting expectations""" was a retarded choice.

>>718591552
Chapter 2 stands as the undisputed king out of all the Deltarune episodes.
>Two routes with tons of unique content
>Intrigue and lore aplenty
>Memorable characters
>Fun fights

The only weakspot of the whole thing was the robot trio.
They were pretty lame and superfluous.

Also, can somebody explain what the point of the Recruit system is?
Collecting darkners been built up as this big important thing.
Sure, Ralsei's town gets more characters and buildings, but from what I can tell none of them provide any tangible benefit to the player.
There's this big glossary you can look through, almost like Darkners could be used as party members or power-ups in battle.
But no, they seem entirely pointless.

>>718590932
Chara is meant to be charming.

Kris is not.

>>718593140
neither are

>>718593393
but chara a cute

>>718591845
Perfected? The LAST thing the game needed was a repetition of the same pacing/formula for the 4th time in a row.

>>718592972
>Sure, Ralsei's town gets more characters and buildings, but from what I can tell none of them provide any tangible benefit to the player.
I think you can only fight the Mike trio in a full recruit playthrough.

>>718576954 (OP)
I want him to sit on my face

>>718583184
This

The lack of shota kris x Dess is a shameful

I like how the remaining deltarune fans turned on sans and toriel because they fucked and made kris all sad. That just makes me lol

>>718594463
WHORIEL sucks and I'm glad she got exposed, but Sans did nothing wrong.

>>718594642
Whoriel won for making deltaredditors seethe

>>718594463
Anyone who makes Kris sad is an enemy of mine

>>718594642
>Sans did nothing wrong
He could at least get better taste

>>718594714
For me it's the opposite. Manly because of you fags who like him

>>718593704
>The LAST thing the game needed was a repetition of the same pacing/formula for the 4th time in a row
>chapter 3 is zeldaslop for most of the chapter, no weird route progression (only a tutorial for a player that doesnt exist), no light world section, no true schizo boss
>chapter 4 is 100% HARD CARRIED by gerson (whose context of being an undertale character means Deltarune couldnt stand on its own) and jackenstein's fight
>darkners are so bland that if you arent cooming to water, the fucking cup simps are the best ones in the chapter
>boring climbing minigame into boring climbing minigame into boring climbing minigame
>titan feels like a joke, fight is a joke, song is a joke, and since release i still haven't seen anyone bring it up it general
>the best parts of the chapter easily would fit into chapter 2's formula (light world sections, susie making a fountain, last prophecy, sans fucking your mom)
Chapter 2 is the best for a reason. It should've been the standard. It quite literally needed to borrow NOTHING from Undertale to stand on it's own, something Toby was very proud of.

Really, the only thing chapter 3/4 did better than Chapter 2 was the egg scenes.

>>718594457
no i think that's good actually, keep that autism to the talentless HACKS in these threads

>>718594786
Idk I hate other deltarune fans in general, for what it's worth

>>718594463
How it really happened

>>718594715
Toriel is hot, though?

>>718594715
>gigantic tall woman and isn't fat, canonically has the best genes as well
>thinks you are the funniest person on earth

>>718594921
the titan feels weird because we already got subverted by the knight and it's the middle of the game

>>718595015
>Implying I wouldn't throw the fight.

>>718595015
Kris doesn't have the balls to do this, and Toby would never allow you to soil his ntr vision wtihout mods

>>718595015
...is what Kris hoped I would help him do, before I started dancing with Sans.

>>718595065
>isn't fat
she's built like a fuckin fridge what do you mean

Kris has one hell of a good excuse for acting the way he does.

>>718594921
>>chapter 3 is zeldaslop for most of the chapter
You lost me already. The Zelda gameplay segments were kino, especially with the comfy couch multiplayer illusions and character building for Ralsei. It was ALSO a great parallel to the MANTLE version of the game, with the subversion of the extent of freedom present in most games, along with the kino Creepypasta feel. Overall CH. 3 is a great shakeup of the overall gameplay and makes sense as that since it's the last overtly goofy chapter before the game goes through a tonal changes. Only real flaws are lack of weird route changes, lack of saves in the zelda segments, and minigames not being added to Castle Town.
Addenum, but it ALSO makes up for how Ch. 2 treated Ralsei as an afterthought outside of the one(bad) segment in the acid river.

>>718595226
>built like a fridge
80 attack nigga

>>718595378
>Was raped
>Goes out of his way so save his rapist than fuck the dinosaur
What's wrong with Kris?

>>718593140
Kris is canonically in-universe a flirt master.

>>718576954 (OP)
I played this until the guy I made was deleted and I was forced to play as this long haired queer. I uninstalled the game after and never played it again.

>>718595519
What a slut. Better not try that shit with me. Unless Kris wants a friend inside of them.

>>718595501
and? asgore is canonically "chubby" (as per papyrus mistaking him for santa) and has the same stats.

>>718576954 (OP)
But enough about politics

>>718595540
so you played for all of like 5 minutes, tops?

>>718594921
>gerson (whose context of being an undertale character means Deltarune couldnt stand on its own)
You could replace Gerson with some other old man as Alvin's dad and it wouldn't change the old man's importance within the context of Deltarune. The most you'd lose is the metanarrative linking the two in his fight, but people keep missing that he's specifically linking Deltarune to Undertale's genocide route.

>>718595519
No, that’s the SOUL. Noelle thinks Kris flirting is OOC.

>>718595704
Lol yeah.

>>718576954 (OP)
It'll all be worth it when we make them fuck the deer's brains out

>>718595540
Biggest gooner vessel lover right here.

>>718595785
Literally proven wrong in chapter 1. You can tell Susie and Ralsei to flirt but they both suck. Kris is a flirt god.

>>718595785
Not really, Kris just never flirts with her.

>>718595875
I don't know what this has to do with gooning. I just don't play games that don't have character customization.

>>718595623
asgore is weaker than toriel tho despite actually fighting humans, his peak is her playground

>>718595226
The sprite when you attack her on the genocide route shows that she is just wearing baggy clothes.

>>718595378
>>718595808
Need rocker deer gf

>>718583331
>Adult Noelle has Ojou sama drills
Do you think she could do the laugh if she tried?

>>718596013
It's the Goner Vessel maker, and since she's the hottest sexdoll it's called Gooner Vessel here.

>>718576954 (OP)
UH OH SORRY YOU FUCKING RETARD
TRY BEATING ME WITH A HOCKEY STICK AGAIN FAGGOT

>>718596228
Asriel... You can't fix her.

>>718596283
I mad mine look like walter white.

>>718596045
>kills 6 humans (one is implied to have killed monsters, integrity, from the dusty clothing)
>nods when you tell him how many times he's killed you, implying he knows about resets and killed them enough times until they gave up anyway
>is implied to be able to dodge (it was just kid undyne, however, and she eventually hit him anyway)
>"AIIEEEEEEE IS THAT A SINGLE NON-LETHAL FIREBALL FROM TORIEL?!?!?!?" *FLIES ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM*
why am i supposed to be hyped for this jobber next chapter?

Why did she touch kris that way?

>>718595808
She looks like she gets spitroast pegged by rocker lambs

>>718596343
Yes, but she can make him worse

>>718583049
who's straybow and alicia in this scenario

>>718596343
...because she's a he

>>718596391
Asriel refused to pin her down and fuck her because he believes Toriel would be sad so she had to go for the other Dreemurr brothers.

>>718580598
Replace "radical Islam" with Natsoc and you're closer to the bullseye

>>718595883
>>718595912
Noelle doesn't think it's in character for Kris to do it.

>>718596385
God king asgore will save us

>>718595540
You made the right choice here buddy

>>718596347
Even with cancer she looks hot.

>>718596565
She's just being jealous that Susie might be interested in Kris.

>>718576954 (OP)
Love is switching over to Susie soon, hang in there

>>718576954 (OP)
>my precious, precious soul
>the very culmination of my being
>my lens and connection to this wonderful world
>steals it from my creation, my cute vessel
>throws it as hard as he possibly can into a cage
>throws it as hard as he possibly can into a box
>throws a chocolate milk bottle so hard at me I lose the ability to move temporarily
>throws a hockey puck so hard at me I lose the ability to move temporarily
>bashes it with a hockey stick a countless amount of times
>acts like he doesnt even want me in the first place despite being inside this faggot against my will
>will be surprised when i enter my PLUEY construct and rape him to death

>>718596565
... because Kris never does it with her. Or people in general.
Reminder that Kris's Dark World is filled with romance shit, even stuff unrelated to his parents.

>>718596545
You'll be surprised how common it is for somebody to do both.

>>718596715
>more soul = player slop art
I sleep

>>718596292
>You like Toby Fox?
>Their early work was a little too tumblr for me.
>But when Undertale came out in '15, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

>>718596668
And that's supposed to improve things?

>>718595519
>>718595785
>>718596565
The logical answer is that Kris is great at flirting but is embarrassed about it, and therefore refuses to be seen doing it unless we force him to flirt, sort of like the piano playing.

>>718595808
I browse /k/ now

>>718596927
No but for the 5 people who will still be playing this at that point it'll make their clitties leak

>>718596715
Gaster will save me from this homo

>>718596845
if the soul isn't literally <3Me then who is it

>>718596475
Toriel must have secretly been grateful when she died just because it ensured her son would remain pure

>>718597048
we don't know but it's not you, not everything is about you ya know

>>718596927
>>718597018
I have no time, energy or patience for your disingenuous discussion. Goodbye.

>>718594457
It's more common than it has any right to be considering Dess most likely sold Kris soul for a new guitar.

>>718596845
>>more soul = player
wait, are you implying that we aren't the soul?
what about in undertale?

>>718597143
And this anon is probably going to be the last of the deltatroons

>>718597117
>gaster is reaching out to someone that doesn't exist on twitter
Yeah not buying it

>>718594457
trust the plan

>>718596845
Are you genuinely retarded?

>>718597194
>>718597305
>but he talked to me on twitter
you narcissist are crazy

>>718597083
Whoriel was the one who killed her in the first place.

>>718597520
Brat correction...

>>718591714
>femoids REALLY like sans
>adds two funny manlets and a funny lanklet
>people like undyne
>adds a slightly less gay undyne as a companion
>faggots want to fuck asriel
>adds twink boi ralsei
tony is a man of the [pipis] if nothing else

>>718597559
Try taking your meds today

>>718597194
Technically speaking we're not the soul, we're connected to it. While this might seem like a distinction without a difference, the soul is explicitly Frisk's in Undertale, and also has in-universe abilities that can be used by Kris when we're not connected (between chapter 3 and 4), so it's an important distinction to make. What we don't know is whether the soul is Kris', someone else's, or an artificial creation Kris is using for [reasons].

Why are all the theories for Deltarune about how you're evil for playing it. You guys are such self hating fags sometimes

>>718596845
Speak your shit, king. Fandom isn't ready for the SOUL being the Chara of this game.

>frisk: male
>chara: female
>kris: male but could go either way
>clover: male
anyone who disagrees simply lacks the divine intuition needed

>>718597682
Because weird route overshadows everything else.

Reminder that if you stop playing the game tells you "Welp, world is covered in darkness".

>>718597647
you have no proof the soul is literally you, and when it never gets outright disproven you'll seethe because you aren't a character in this story

>>718597581
Something tells me she isn't actually sorry.

>>718597778
Clover is obviously male.

He's the only who tried to kill himself that actually pulled it off.

>>718597617
>faggots want to fuck asriel
>makes Asriel straight

>>718597793
Sure thing, I look forward to you seething every time someone refers to the soul as (You), just like the past decade with undertale

>>718597778
Frisk - Female
Chara - Female
Kris - Male, but Female is fine
Clover - It’s a three-headed cat.
Anything else is pure shit.

>>718597682
because it's a cool idea nigga, cooler than whatever lame "oh yeah the soul was actually frisk/chara/dess/whoever-the-fuck and you aren't a character"

Do you guys think when Kris jerks off they do it in front of the soul in the cage or do they lock the soul somewhere else?

>>718597883
>just like the past decade with undertale
But Undertale didn't do this. Every scene people use as player proof can be interpreted as not being the player.

>>718597914
cooler than whatever lame (...) bullshit theories you have about it*
i got too heated and forgot to finish my thought before posting

>>718597914
Anons like this one are a big reason why people make fun of Ut/Dt fans

>>718597914
I disagree. Being evil for playing the game YOU bought is worser than the SOUL being a character.

>>718597846
Chara killing herself is central to the entire plot of Undertale

Canon

>>718597914
>"oh yeah the soul was actually frisk/chara/dess/whoever-the-fuck and you aren't a character"
Do people actually believe this?

>>718596267
>Daughter of the major
>Lives in a huge ass mansion
>Blonde
Of course she can

>>718598047
This. Why do so many of you people want to be lectured to by a fucking game?

>>718598113
It's me. I am people.

>>718597778
>kris: male but could go either way
the story, which is all about unwanted changes in life, is enhanced when kris is viewed as a girl who is struggling with puberty
it would also explain why she adopted queer pronouns

>>718597982
whether its 11 days or 11 years, your schizophrenia will never be accepted

>>718598106
>implants
grotesque

>>718598047
>>718598172
so do you think sans calling frisk a dickwad when they kill people in undertale is actually toby fox calling you a dickwad for killing pixels

>>718598113
no it's your typical strawman because anons are making fun of his theory about the game being about the player in the most literal sense

>>718597559
bring it up with toby

>>718576954 (OP)
You forced him to rape his friend, you’re lucky that’s all he’s doing to you

>>718598292
MY theory? nigga, like 90% of the fanbase subscribes to this

>>718598280
Nope. Never said that. Now answer my question. Why the self hate?