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Anonymous No.718581802
>game's moral is that Italian pussy makes men act unwise
Anonymous No.718582921 >>718583003
I was feelin' pretty down,
'Till my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way,
I gotta say!
In fact I just thought I might,
Pop the question there that night...
I was kissing her so tenderly,
But woe is me!
Anonymous No.718583003 >>718587920
>>718582921
Who would have guessed, her family crest,
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh!
And son of a gun,
It's just like the one on me...
Tell me!
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated!
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose,
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes,
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no...
Anonymous No.718584662 >>718589501
>dude the truth is like, subjective!
Anonymous No.718585205
Idk what are people who don't have Italian gfs doing with their lives.
Anonymous No.718587920
>>718583003
Didn't stop him from groping Jessica. He's into incest.
Anonymous No.718589398
The real tragedy is that the murderer Beatrice is a tranny.
Anonymous No.718589501
>>718584662
It's subjective but also you are a dumb animal if you disagree with my opinion