>>718582921
Who would have guessed, her family crest,
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh!
And son of a gun,
It's just like the one on me...
Tell me!
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated!
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose,
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes,
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no...