>>718586584
and here comes the monkey paw
>menu and stats
ends up presenting mostly useless, vague or terribly explains stats
>view shift
controlling yourself from a third person view ends up being extremely difficult and disorienting
>jumping/landing
you can safely land, but the explosive jump ends up shattering every bone in your body and giving you a concussion. The landing makes you take no damage but the only thing to land is your dead, broken body and brain severed from it's own spinal chord.
>exp points
the stats and miniscule and specific to your max potential, and ends up being almost no different than training or studying in real life
>pockets
your bag can carry 99 of each item but their weight is still real
>cheat code
your attempt to steal from an ATM like a retard gets you caught and you spend life in prison
>character creator
you make your gigachad newself but forget to change voice and height, and now you're 5 foot 2 and have a squeaky voice
>extra life
you live a long an uneventful life, you have a heart attack at 92, extra life kicks in. The plaque from your arteries is gone. You die 3 days later of pneumonia.
>pause button
the first time you click the pause, you feel something terribly wrong. There is no sensation, you have no breath, you feeling on your hair or skins, no warmth or cold, no sensation on any part of your body. You can't even tell where or what your body is, your mind reels in the overwhelming depths of the void. You attempt to unpause. There is no way to unpause. days, months, decades go by, or do they? You can't really tell. Your mind begins to play tricks on you and you think it's unpaused. Your mind enters a constant dreamstate of nonsense and noise, thoughts and ideas play in your head that make no sense. They begin to make less and less sense. You are going insane. Eventually, you stop thinking.
>Save point
Your house is destroyed in a flood. A river becomes rerouted during the flood and now goes directly over your house.
