>>718584628 (OP)
eyes go wide, jaw slams into table with a loud THUD, tongue rolls out flat like a red carpet, eyes pop out of sockets like inflated balloons. breathing heavily, rips open suit, showing heart popping in and out of shirt.. transforms into cartoon wolf, barks, WOOF WOOF WOOF, takes a whiff of the succulent air. Whistles at the very attractive woman. Going crazy for her, takes a hammer and smashes own head in. smash smash SMASH. ogh... dizzy with stars, eyes go through hat. Shakes head furiously, regains composure, lays back in chair comfortly with grin showing teeth, looks at camera and yells.
"SMOOOOOOOOOOKIN!!!!"
