Thread 718587509

The world you were born in no longer exists.

damn even the left is childish shit.

>>718587509 (OP)
beast mode is zoomer lingo

>>718587509 (OP)
Wtf is this nigger talk both sides trash for braindead retards

>>718587509 (OP)
>yo=gurt

>>718587608
>>718587712

>>718587509 (OP)
>yo=gurt
wtf

>>718587509 (OP)
What the fuck is 21, or 67 for that matter

>>718587509 (OP)
No country for old men.

>>718587509 (OP)
I just now realized sybau is shut your bitch ass up, I always thought it was some other thing.

>>718587509 (OP)
do zoomie still use newb and boon,

>>718587509 (OP)
21 = 6 7?

>>718587509 (OP)
Both sides are complete faggotry.

>>718587509 (OP)
I'm so old, i remember being disgusted when every started using the word "swag"

I would try to make "video game lingo" threads sometimes and receive some outrageous newfag vitriol as if the mere topic were a personal attack upon someone's physical person.

>>718587509 (OP)
that specific colloquial use of cooked has been around since the 80s, though it was much more niche

gurt

>>718587509 (OP)
>21 = 6 7
>yo = gurt

>>718587509 (OP)
what does any of that mean?

>>718588382
zoomers unironically think that the esoteric slang from 80s that were shitposted ironically on TikTok was brand new inventions from their peers

>>718588243
Happy last day on earth or so, you gurt.

What's the safe word for calling somebody a FAGGOT these days?

>>718587509 (OP)
Why does that upset you?

>>718588625
gay?

>>718587608
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

AURA

>>718588604
>self professed boomer obsessed with the 80s inventing everything he's familiar with
checks out desu

unc? like from uncle?
swag is a zoomer term too

>>718587509 (OP)
>21=6 7
>yo=gurt

>>718588625
groomer or pedo

>>718588625
zesty

>>718588101
Is that what it means? i figured it was some wierd chinese thing that somehow got imported

>>718588718
once a term gets old enough it finally enters the "internet boomer" lexicon whether they'll admit to having used it in the past ten years or not

same deal as people on 4chan using "gaslighting" as a replacement term for "you're a liar" and getting pissed if anybody remembers that was tumblr turbo-feminist terminology ten or fifteen years ago

I'm $192k in debt because of buying primogems in genshin impact and I see no way out of it.

wat do, /v/?

>>718587608
get pwned noob
*teabags u*

>>718588925
pics or it didn't happen

>>718587509 (OP)
The world I was born into never existed.

>>718588925
move to another country and laugh at the banks

>>718588912
>gaslighting
I learned what it meant somewhat recently and I was wondering how come I never heard that word until a few years ago, I thought it was a real term

>>718589017
the last time i posted my bank info on here it got stolen so no

"Sybau" is the most obnoxious shit, I miss when people interacted in person and you could crack them in the jaw for being retarded.
>>718587608
>>718588960
ROFLCOPTER he mad? xD

>>718589074
XD

>>718588609
it was towards the end of high school for me, and i knew swagger had already been a word for ages, but it just bothered me instinctively. a chick once told me i had "swag" and i think i said something like "no, i do not. i have a personality" lmao

>>718589067
Send it to me, I'll sort it out for you. I'm an expert at recouping losses from fraud.

>>718589041
It's a real term used in psychology circles. That's why it got big. Therapy terms got co-opted and turned into total jokes thanks to TikTok girls.

UGH EMOTIONAL LABOUR IS SO HARD, MEN PAY MY SALARY type shit

>>718587509 (OP)
"Boomer" belongs on the right.

>>718587509 (OP)
>yo = gurt
So if I have to say hi to my friend Gurt, what the fuck am I supposed to say? "Gurt Gurt"?

>>718589172
>a chick once told me i had "swag" and i think i said something like "no, i do not. i have a personality"
It sounds like you're lacking there a little anon. She was trying to joke around with you

>>718588912
>>718589041
"gaslighting" is quite fascinating to me, since it kind of showed up out of nowhere several years ago, as some sort of super duper evil domestic violence bullshit term about how evil and manipulative men are, and then slowly got watered down to just "not telling the truth on the internet".
I am glad it got destroyed, fuck women.

>>718588042
21 is from that what's 9 + 10 vine, no idea about 67 though

>>718588042
6 or 7 is the new age of consent.

>>718587509 (OP)
Dog beast mode is Zoomer lingo

>>718589316
no, i used to sell weed in high school, i absolutely did have swag. i hated the term and vocally objected to it, it sounded fucking stupid. almost as stupid as "Drip"

>>718589067
>post bank info
>someone steals it
>now they are $192k in debt and not you

>>718588960
we're getting pwnz0rd!!111

>>718587509 (OP)
Epic = Based
Fail = Cringe
Harbl = Skibidi
It's all the same shit.

>>718588625
Gay people call each other that as a joke now, so it's pretty toothless except for insecure straight boys

Why do you think LMAO stood the test of time whereas ROTFL did not?

>>718589568
show me your HARBL

>>718589346
It's a real abuse tactic though where someone manipulates another person into believing they're crazy or that their intuition is wrong so they think they're the problem rather than the abuser. It just so happened to be really common in DV cases.

>>718588604
zoomers genuinely think they invented everything unlike what I’ve ever seen before. Granted I’m 36 so it’s a semi short window of experience, but I don’t remember our age group doing that

>spent my entire life wishing I was an adult
>Now 35
>wish I was back in high school
I don't understand what happened. I wasn't even popular in HS or college and I just shrugged it off. You don't know how badly I miss those Midwest October nights, walking through the neighborhood with no destination, that restless unease and excitement for the future. You kind of knew you weren't going to be rich, but the dream was never really fame and wealth, it was always family and belonging. Now I'm 35, alone working a dead end job unable to connect with anyone. I don't know what happened. I miss it so much, I'd do just about anything to go back.

New generation slang is literally just ghetto speak black people got tired of using 20 years ago.
Reading the chat in modern Team Fortress 2 is like wandering through a Harlem asylum.

>>718589218
TikTok girls turned the entire field of psychology into a joke. I've never heard someone who was emotionally intelligent tell somebody they have low emotional intelligence and they use the term "gaslight" to actually gaslight you. It's fucked. Every woman under 30 is unironically beyond salvation in that regard. You basically have to just treat them like they're retarded to have a successful relationship cause you can't speak to them the way you'd speak to somebody you have respect for or they twist it around and use it to their advantage. They throw terms like that around while being completely oblivious to the fact that they apply more to them than the person they're talking to.

>>718589627
LMAO sounds funny to say out loud. ROFL does not.

>>718589718
I work with a bunch of idiot college kids and them acting like they're still in highschool pisses me the hell off to no end. If I had to interact with them more than 5 minutes a day I would be suicidal

>>718589570
Faggot is just too fun of a word to say. Best to just embrace the way 4chan has always used it to refer to just about anybody.

>>718589869
Roffle is pretty funny

>>718589718
what did you wish for in the 17 years since high school? did you wanna go back the day after graduation? if so you shoulda went to college

>>718589718
i miss and dont miss high school. old enough to be trusted with responsibilities but young enough that you still need to be cared for.

>>718589869
ruffle

>>718589687
As an example, I once said "skedaddle", you know the stupid sounding word from the 50s, and zoomers thought it was something they had invented.

>>718589686
hehehe not anymore old lady, now it means when I say "the sky is green"

>>718589718
Replying in solidarity bro. Like, back then it always seemed like it would be more than this.

It's all niggerspeak to me.

>>718589906
That's a matter of opinion. I never really said it so starting in my 30s makes it seem like a received a head injury and regressed 20 years or something.

>>718590075
ok faggot

>>718589570
go call a faggot "faggot" and see how they react, i literally never see it only at all except here. I see nigger but never faggot on any other platform

>>718589956
how do they have easier access to the entire worlds information than at any point in human history yet remain so fucking naive and stupid

>>718590073
thats what slang is mostly. shortcut speak for nigs who didnt learn proper english in school.

>>718589993
>term for lying in a tactical way so the person starts to disbelieve their own sanity has degraded into just meaning lying
Fucking devilish.

>>718590073
It's still rock and roll to me

>>718589906
>Faggot is just too fun of a word to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU

>>718589718
It's rough out there, brother. I think when we were young, we had that "what-if" potential for the future. Fuck I wish I had had somebody growing up to teach me how to look for a good profession or career or take care of myself or something. I did the college thing which bombed miserably and now I'm fucked.

>>718589867
It's part of the whole degradation of language. Once a term becomes part of the greater discussion, it loses all meaning. Weeb is probably the most common example, once going from self-hating white guys who praise LE JAPAN to anyone who likes anything vaguely asian.

Oh you like sushi? Fucking weeb.

>>718590309
"Weeb" came from "weeaboo" which never meant anything in of itself. "Wapanese" referred to wannabe Japanese.
Of course the current younger crowd believes they made up "weeb" and all that shit too. Same with "incel" lol.

>>718590127
Hey I only have my personal experience, but my friends occasionally jokingly call each other that in their friend circle which I brush up against. It's obviously different than me, a straight dude, throwing it at them, so I'm not gonna.
>>718590116
Thanks for your blessing kiddo

>>718589346
>since it kind of showed up out of nowhere several years ago
Try the fucking 1940s

>>718590454
nta but the term has existed for a long time but it hit the mainstream (and got weaponized) fairly recently

>>718587509 (OP)
i still say "cool"

ZDS thread

>>718590454
the term in psychology was from that movie, but it got popular due to it being weaponized by tiktok foids who learned it from their therapy sessions.

sybau unc gurt, my ragebait rizz is locked in, aura goated, you're straight cooked, go back to gooning to tik tok brainrot lil bro

>>718590454
I mean ... yeah basically what he said >>718590526

>>718590629
Nah gang

I don't think the younger generation believes they invented any of these terms and we just make shit up about the younger generation.

>>718588604
>>718589687
uncs crashing out

>>718590073
sorry lil bro, black people determine what's cool and what's not since 1990. now sybau

Are fuck boys just hipster faggots? What is the equivalent?

>>718587509 (OP)
>6 7
Skrilla?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnygT6ANLzQ&ab_channel=Skrilla

>>718590309
>complains about problem
>demonstrates that he is part of said problem five seconds later
Never change, /v/.

>>718589067
Fake and gay

>>718587509 (OP)
>game is a childish term and when I became a man I put the childish things away
Paul Corinthians.

>>718587712
everything on the left side in that pic is zoomer lingo

>>718590872
>flexing a youtube play button in a ganggang hood music video
god, even the niggers are gay as fuck

also LMAO, this is JJ Icefish tier rapping

>>718590395
Did someone just say "weeaboo"?
Because I think I just heard someone say "weeaboo"!

>>718589718
You used a bluey .gif, you can't be older than 14.

There are people out there who will unironically defend the kalergification of language reaching the halfway point with a jewish cartoon quote as their war cry

>>718588625
Republican say tranny
Everyone else says Republican because they all voted for a guy that actually fucks kids on an island

>>718587509 (OP)
Old good new bad

>>718587509 (OP)
I use a mixture of both sides as a 25 year old.

Just speak in the most natural way for yourself. People will think youre weird if you just awkwardly force slang.

>>718590725
We made the younger generation and but paradoxically refuse to understand them.

>>718590725
you really overestimate them. it's just a blank fog thanks to over-stimulation and coof lockdowns

>>718590725
How do you think your dad felt or most of the people a generation before you for that matter when they see your shitposting.

I use zoomer slang and moderately outdated memes around my friend's wife's kids (lol) because it makes them cringe and I think that's funny.

My favorite one was when I was over there and a commercial came on TV with a bear in it and I went "um guys is that Freddy Fazbear?" and they both groaned and left the room.

>>718591249
We didn't though. Social media did. You don't see things organically on the internet like we did. It's all tailored to each user and absolutely awful for the younger generations.

>>718589718
I turn 31 in a week and life just keeps getting better. Highschool was prison for me and I dont even dream about that shit anymore. I think back to the horrid state of my mind as a teenager; hormones running wild, constantly needing validation, being self conscious about every micro social transaction i make. I have zero interest in going back, not even to make different choices. I have carefully nurtured a quiet mind and strong body for years since overcoming the pain of a troubled childhood and am very content with where i am now

>>718591493
lol that's amusing anon my cousin lives next door to me now with her 11 and 5yo and NOW I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A ROLE MODEL YUCK

>>718591493
The greatest joy in life is realizing your dad was doing it intentionally back then too and now you can pass it down to others.

>BUSSIN AF FR FR

>>718591493
>friend's wife's kids
grim

>>718587727
Ok unc

>>718591493
it must be sad being such a gloomy zoomer
I smiled every time my dad said a stupid zoomer joke, and he even still plays the fnaf song sometimes
t. 2005 zoomer

>>718591493
Based. I have 2 younger sisters (long story but both MUCH younger than me) and my favorite thing to do when I see them is make them cringe by saying stuff like "unc really locked in" and "thats busting for real no cap" and stuff. It's one of the simple joys of getting older

Blatant generational ragebait shitposts should be a bannable offense on par with blatant consolewar faggotry posting. You CANNOT change my mind.

>>718591208
The real trick is to pepper in some truly old head slang, because that will resonate with gen xers and boomers who are the ones with actual resources and networking value. Saying 'right on' or 'radical' is guaranteed to get you in the good graces of Gen X guys.

>>718591747
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SON LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN

>>718591493
Hilarious. Keep it up king.

>>718591715
you will never get the approval of millennials

>>718591551
>31 yr old zoomer

>>718587509 (OP)
>swag = aura
Swag will always be shit you got in a robbery.

pwned is the best word to start wordle with

>>718587509 (OP)
bro = lil bro

>>718587509 (OP)
they're calling lootboxes 'Labubu's

>>718591846
31 is boomer

>>718590725
Sounds about right.
Though I think personal biases tend to play a part in that.

>>718589570
>now

They've been doing that since as long as I can remember, so at least since the 80's.

>>718591840
I don’t want approval from a group, just individuals

>my lucky number 67 is a meme now
great. what exactly does it stand for

>>718587509 (OP)
Beast Mode isn't Locked In, its going super saiyan now.
Locked In usually was something akin to Going Ham/Hard on it.
Yeah, I don't get the ragebait/trolling switch that's some Chinese Tiktok shit same with Aura.
> 21 = 67.
lol, zoomers and alpha aging a lot faster huh?

>>718587509 (OP)
why did zoomer faggots just change words?

>>718591508
Social Media was created by and is run by boomers while milenials we are responsible for the creation of the content that they consume on a daily basis. We've literally funneled and raised an entire generation on two generation's worth of shit and those kids will grow up to inflict that shit on the next generation of ipad babies.

>>718592116
Nobody tell him what english was like a couple hundred years ago

I love using slang at work, most of my employees are early 20's or teens. They think it's hilarious.

>>718587509 (OP)
skibidi ohio deadass on god

>>718587509 (OP)
all that shit is meaningless cringe outside of stfu and trolling

>>718592116
Because they are illiterate and didn't lurk 2 years before posting on internet. Brainwashed on government approved media sources on top on how to speak for example the whole "Incel" referring to a male it originally meant a woman that couldn't get married no matter what started by a feminist no less.

>>718592027
>born in late 94/95
nah

i grew up with 1337 speak though.

fag = ???

>>718591493
>>718591551
Based beyond belief

>>718592179
Wanna know something funny
You're on a social media site right now
Yes, you are part of the problem too. Of course no one wants to admit it.

>>718591493
I just find it sad.

>>718587509 (OP)
Thanks kid, it's way rad of you to do this for us.

>>718592209
>him

>>718592298
No consistent identity = not social media. You are almost certainly brown.

>>718590852
I always took it to mean a slutty faggot. Like, taking any and all dicks is the closest thing to a personality they have.

>>718592246
/\/0 |_| |>!|> /\/07

>>718592270
boykisser

>>718592397
Sorry, them

>>718587509 (OP)
this is freaking epic OP! now I can also get with the kids lingo, ty

>>718592402
You're still socializing and sharing media (images) at the end of the day. These memes didn't come out of nowhere either, like the one you just made.

>>718592270
you

>>718588625
Zesty

>>718587509 (OP)
the worst zoomer speak is "alr" for alright
it looks so fucking dumb every time i see it, and i see it a lot

>>718592524
>You're still socializing
Then a rotary telephone is social media. Again, you're brown.

>>718592559
:(

>>718587509 (OP)
what are you even yapping about, unc

>>718592589
alr, unc

>>718587509 (OP)
for me it's
"bless your heart"
"slick/bluebeard"
"done for"
"white knuckled"
"cranking it"
game is actually pretty old
"gassin him up"
idk what 21 means i'm too old
"aint right"
"old man"
"joke"
greek yogurt desu

>>718592246
1 60 59342 1337. 80\/\/ (0||16 Y0|| 7311?

>>718592241
Unless he had an older brother 95/96 is definitely zoomer territory
>6 years old in 2002
Yep it’s a zoomer

>>718592612
>Moving the goalposts

>>718592589
Ong unc be cappin

>>718592612
No, that would be a social technology
Social media is a broad term but 4chan lands squarely in it

>>718588625
if they have flags in the name/bio its flaggot

>>718592298
>Yes, you are part of the problem too
I was raised by the internet and knowing that makes me want to die.

>>718588101
Sybau and kwab are both retarded

<( ‘ . ‘ )>

>>718592750
No, it's a medium through which you socialize, per your own retard definition. You are brown.

>>718588101
wait the b is for bitch and not black

>>718592813
no, the medium is conversation
the technology is the analog phone

alternatively, the medium is social media
the technology is a 'puter or cellphone

>>718588909
It probably is Chinese tbfh like KWAB since a lot of them lurk around here pretending to be american.

>>718589296
skrrt gurt gurt, tipalil nock here

>>718592813
socialization is not what happens when I speak to my dogs, the voices in my head or on the text on my screen. They don't have identities that can be socialized with, I have no identify for them to cling to. They are just word salad in the void

>>718592894
Okay, so conversations are social media.

>>718591826
Lol no it's not like that sometimes I have them over when they want a break from being at home, I'm the guy they'd go to if someone acted inappropriately towards them. At least I hope I'd be.

>>718587509 (OP)
OP=faggot

>>718593018
Conversations are unit of information exchange, social media implies that conversations can be accessed by multiple people. :^) So essentially yes, social media is a conglomeration of conversations.

>>718592993
>voices in my head
>literal schizophrenic
'Opinions' discarded.

I remember when memes were called fads

>>718592750
Wash your hands, you're getting curry and shit particles on the keyboard. Everybody knows what "social media" is referring to and you're either being retarded on purpose or genuinely incapable of extrapolating information from the given context.

>beast mode
It's called "the zone".

>>718592246
>>718592415
>>718592667

>>718593240
>YOU'RE BROWN
>WE ALL GET IT YOU JUST DON'T
Concession accepted.

>>718588625
pdf file

>>718593250
>the zone
What you talkin about unc you tweakin fr

>>718592798
¯\(°_o)/¯

>>718592851
This is news to me.

>>718587509 (OP)
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

>>718593301
What lead you to believe was a concession anon? It's the opposite of that

sybau sounds like dog breed
bro take your sybau outta here

>>718593158
newfagGPT
>>718593250
ACKSHUALLY
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flow_(psychology)

>>718593409
LETTIN THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN

>>718593045
I'm just bustin your balls.
I wish I have an imouto who I could protect and she would confide in me.

>>718593418
Ad hom immediately implies a failure to cohere thoughts. :^) Everything after that is irrelevant.

>>718593461
>newfagGPT
We don't sign our posts here.