Thread 718590552

Is he really the greatest protagonist in gaming like normies hype him up to be?

Yes because he respects women and minorities.

>>718590552 (OP)
No. He's reliant on superficial attributes i.e. appearance and voice
Beyond that, he's lacking in character and morals. Which is expected for a Rockstar Dan Houser game.

>>718590552 (OP)
/v/ has to invent a completely different character to criticise him at all

>listen here lady Im a bad, bad man
>done just awful stuff
>like
>lady
>if you knew half the bad stuf Ive done to male me such a terrible person
>youd never be able to sleep again
>but yes
>I would love to take your son fishing
meh

>>718590552 (OP)
no, even shephard is better

>>718590552 (OP)
>the greatest protagonist in gaming
nobody has ever described him like this. he's gotten some moderate acclaim for being a lovable oaf with a heartstring pulling ending..

>>718590552 (OP)
>straight
>white
>male
>not a create a char
its not an all time best but in recent memory, theres not been a better one since even if its mainly due to lack of competition

>>718590552 (OP)
Nope. Worst Rockstar protagonist, even worse than Trevor and Johnny. Couldn’t wait for this fucker to die so I could play as John.

My favorite rockstar protagonist will always be Jimmy Hopkins

>>718591283
>>718590807
hello saar

>Mornin' Arthur!
>GOOD MORNING PEARSON UNFORTUNATELY BECAUSE I JUST HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH YOU FAT DRUNK RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCK IM SO MAD YOU DIDNT CHOKE TO DEATH IN YOUR SLEEP UNDER ALL THOSE CHINS YOU DISGUSTING FUCK JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY HOLY SHIT
dude was kind of a dick

Let the ol' lady have her fun

>>718591440
Pearson is a white man oppressor colonialist on stole land. He deserved every bit of abuse he got.

>>718591426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_India

>Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my experience, brother, I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am I ta say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off the job, yer probably safe. Heh heh. Have at it, I say.

>Abortion? Well, that's a rough one. Bit of a tough pill to swaller. At first, I didn't rightly take kindly to the idea of killin' babies, but Dutch gave me this ole thick science book and I pretty much surmised that well, that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least, heh. Hell, I'd say a gal has the right to choose.

>A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn.

>Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Well, if the old lady's havin' fun, who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white.

>Cuttin off yer willie sure sound silly but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off he ain't goin use it. And i suppose a wig can't do harm neither, heck men use to wear em all the time back in oldin' days.

>>718590552 (OP)
i get it he's supposed to be a le "gentleman"
but he should've been able to fuck prostitutes and mary beth

Two gay cowboys eating pudding

>>718590552 (OP)
*fart sound effect*

I will kill every fucking Italian goon until I reach whichever government stooge made the drug that would lead to the death of my family.

>>718591109
Loveable oaf is accurate. Ogre with a heart of gold. He fills that "handsome delinquent with honor" niche women like

He got kissed by a fenchman transexual