Thread 718593362

I hope you aren't gaming all night, /v/.

>>718593362 (OP)
I only slept for 4-5 hours and got up with the painful gassy shits from the drinking I'd done last night. You may not recommend Tuesday drinking but I was treated to it by the owner of this alcohol

There aren't any games out today that are actually good enough to play more than 2 hours. Hell I play 1 hour at a time and just go back to the internet.

>>718593362 (OP)
Sex with this girl, post the shota comic one

>>718593362 (OP)
I got into a soase game and time just evaporated, my opponent had a very similar skill level to mine but on different aspects of the game, ended up as a 4h game
Ended up playing until 3:45 am, nothing white.monster and bread sticks could 't fix

Señora!

>>718593362 (OP)
How does she not poke her shoulder with the collar?

>>718593650
how kind of you to treat you

Today, I'll remind the masses

>>718593828
The what now.

>>718594212
>maybe if i screenshot my pathetic blog post, people will care about me

>>718593362 (OP)
Sarah's Scribbles for zoomers.

>>718594212
>mexanon
don’t care didn’t read

>>718594307
plus the 3 or so comics of her and some dogs

718593362
I Can’t Write Funny Jokes Because I’m Not Interesting or Unique So Instead I’m Just Going to Make a Comic With an Unfunny Joke and Make the Girl Sexy So People Will Like It Anyways

>>718593362 (OP)
I slept for 3 hours because i spent all night making carmalized onions and i was a retard and cooked too many onions in a small pot and didnt turn the heat high enough initially so it took forever for the onion juice to boil away. Worth it though they came out fucking amazing.

>>718594578
>dogs
Irrelevant. I hope you didn't mean this.

>>718594212
>she looks at me like I just called her a whore
He did though.

>>718593776
not all of us are jaded faggots, anon

>>718594784
Where you making onion soup or just spent 12 hours making what I can only assume is at least 2kg of onions? Based onion anon if so.

>>718593362 (OP)
I got a job as Night Shift surveillance room admin.
The pay is not top notch (but i rent out 2 apartments so i dont need top notch pay).
Because my job is to just be there in case something goes wrong and nothing ever goes wrong and i usually do basic maintenance so all the software and equipment works fine.
I basically work for 1 hour and play games and watch media for 7 hours. The boss does not care if i play games only thing that matters is that i dont sleep and respond to possible alarms (Which i did on several occasions even if it was harmless random intruders)
I am basically payed to be a All night gamer.

Only drawback is that couscous i am a night shift employee i will often stay up all night even on my free days off meaning i only get to experience like 1-2 hours of waking morning a day which i dont really miss.

>>718593362 (OP)
she's mid btw

>>718594843
She should teach him a lesson with her pussy for making her feel old.

>>718593362 (OP)
I play vidya until at least 2am every night but last night I passed out at 10. felt good man

>>718594212
True. I was friend "C". My name is Ken Confirm. Hence the "C"

I stayed up for 24 hours yesterday playing Smash as I just got a switch 2 (haven't had a console in like a decade), watching Nine inch Nails recordings, and panicking and re editing my podcast. I've had some before but never solo. Im creatively stuck and sad and desperate to create again. I hate making stupid fucking clips should just pay some desperate college grad. And if it fails and people mock me at least I can say i did it and tried.

Anyways they better not make a new smash within the next year I swear to god I just got the fucking thing

>>718595289
I snorted my coffee, fuck you.

>>718593362 (OP)
>Gaming all night
Only when I'm playing a game that can be beaten in one sitting, like a Metroid or something.

>>718595289
Holy kek

>>718594530
Valbun is mexican so that part is relevant

sleeping at 5 am and waking up at 2 pm every day isn't that bad right?

>check thread I posted in from last night
>got some (You)'s that I didn't reply to because I went to bed

>>718595617
Just get some sun before evening.

>>718594843
I don't get it. Does "ma'am" imply an older age than "miss"? If not what was she expecting to hear?

>>718595119
Nope i just wanted a fuck ton of carmalized onions to go with some kobe beef burgers in going to make, so i decided to cook down 9lbs of onions for it. I didnt weight my final amount but its about 3 cups worth i think.

>Have gotten 7-8 hours for 6 days straight now
>feel like absolute shit for the first half of the day but feel a lot better in the evenings
>when I get 4 and a half hours of sleep I feel much better but feel exhausted near the end of the workday, but feel better until 2am
It's a weird feeling. I know from personal experience that I feel really good and rested after 9 hours but I can't consistently sleep for that long.

>>718593362 (OP)
Post the edit where he top slowly slides off and her perky tits are out come morning

heh, boobs
i'm going to masturbate and ejaculate

NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANY OF YOUR JOBS OR SLEEPING HABITS, FUCK THIS FAGGOT REDDIT BLOG THREAD

>>718595962
I don't know what girls expect to hear but ma'am absolutely implies old hag. Miss is fine for younger women but I feel like it's been long out of use.

>>718593362 (OP)
no, I got to the point I'm so tired I go to sleep at 9:00

>>718593362 (OP)
I say and look like this

>>718596278
I have sex with people who say that but they dont have to look like that

>>718596109
I just took a medium sized shit, it was white relieving.

>>718595289
Kojima does it again

>>718593362 (OP)
Shes incredibly attractive irl

>>718595981
>9lbs of onions
LMFAO, I do like three pounds for a bacon and onion jam I make and it takes up to two hours, I cannot imagine cooking down nine goddamn pounds.

>>718596575
>Shes incredibly attractive irl
she's just not a fat monster, your standards are way too low holy shit

>>718595289
bravo kojima!

>>718596575
>incredibly
calm down simp, she’s “not ugly” for sure but fucking relax with the incredibly talk

>>718596656
Hot and accurate.

>>718596656
I saw a co-worker say exactly that to a goth girl IRL. She said maybe when he asked her out then started talking about her girlfriend when he walked away.

>>718595091
Name 5 games that were released in the last 5 years that warrant you to stay up all night playing.

>>718596701
??

>>718596757
nah she's hot

>>718596701
Yeah maybe when she angles herself but kinda mid

Stop talking about the bitch and actually post pictures you cunts

>>718593362 (OP)
Why is her mug clicking? Did a beetle fall in or something?

>>718596592
Yea honestly not my brightest idea to attampt on a work night. It took 8 hours total, 5 was just for all the onion juice to boil away, 3 was for the actual carmalization process. Next time i do that im definitely going for a smaller amount

I just get stoned and fall asleep on my couch till my alarm goes off. I haven't gamed in idk how long and I have such little desire for anything in general.

>>718595005
Tits or gtfo

>>718597095
Well at least you got a shitload of delicious caramelized onions. But god damn that's funny.

>>718597265
Just because I understand the thoughts of women does not make me one

>>718595962
Yes. Ma'am and sir are terms of respect, typically only reserved for your elders.

Since you seem to know your stuff, what do you think is the best way to store these things? I doubt i could finish all i made in a reasonable amount of time. Is it ok/recommended to freeze it?

>>718597663
meant for >>718597340