Thread 718598030

The cringefest starts in a couple of minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVRK-bSdkjo

It's mostly going to be shit we've already seen, right?

>>718598030 (OP)
30 minutes early

>>718598030 (OP)
What games are going to be featured? How is it different than the opening night?

I'm hoping Dawnwalker.

>>718598030 (OP)
>The cringefest starts in a couple of minutes
we had it yesterday already

>>718598465
https://www.gematsu.com/event/future-games-show-gamescom-2025

>>718598681
I can't wait for that to watch the smiles dissappear when people realise it's AA jank

>>718599292
>the future of Hell Let Loose
Sequel?

Not sure what the fuck this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acefna4GFgU
but they had some new Expanse footage 30 minutes ago

>>718599292
>nothing for owlkeks or that exodus game
lame

>>718599528
Literally one post above you anon...
>>718599438
It's just some b-roll footage of hubs though

>>718599376
No, the new game from them is called HUNGER. Its a Hunt:Showdown style game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MNAryyw9yk

>>718598030 (OP)
Zero expectations and probably still disappointed

>>718599579
>literal who show had all the stuff i was interested
wild marketing tactic, but whatever, im happy

>>718599292
thanks anon

>>718598030 (OP)
>The cringefest starts
why would I want to watch this then?

>>718599438
The fuck

Is this gonna have any reveals or is it just gonna be games that we've already seen?

>>718600074
Schadenfreude

There's MORE :((

>>718598030 (OP)
Will that commie german faggot from yesterday reappear?

>>718598030 (OP)
Who here on Asmon?

>>718600194
Based. Watching Geoff shove his soul deeper into the abyss with every forced applause cue is the real main event.

Starting now

>>718600338
post the link

IT BEGINS!!

>>718600453
here you go bro
https://www.twitch.tv/zackrawrr

>>718599438
haha...

>voice of solid snake and big boss
yeah...like 20 years ago. time to move on old man

>>718600453
https://kick.com/asmongold

>>718600513
>>718600546
thanks lads

When is the future?

IT AIN'T ME

More Chinese gacha games?

how tall is david? he's getting mogged by dimitrescu

Zamn with the kind of trash they're showing surely THIS is the time for the Onirism gamescom trailer

>>718599376
>>718599615
lol
lmao

Can I please get some updates on scarlet engagement.

wow more gacha slop

IN A DYING WORLD
*BOOOOOOM*

>"Future" games
>Shows Medieval fantasy crap that looks identical to WoW
wow

I have a bad feeling. This will probably be worse than the shitty opening night show

>>>Anime slop with zelda saturation
do they just not know how to do shaders and lighting? Why is it all in baby colors? Did we lose the technological capability?

>>718600743
>he can't tell
French slop

>>718600746
thats a big bitch!

not even stickied, fucking jannies are useless

My EARS please that is actually worse than the rap shit Literally just a bunch of beeps

>>718600835
just as bad

POST YOU'RE PREDICTIONS FOR THE SHOW

Why are half of the levels untextured
how low is the bar for this show

Just rerelease Skate 1-2-3 plox

>>718600985
gay sex

>>718600985
>ugly woman swing sword
>ugly woman shoot gun

nigger doing the monkeybars, oh nononono

Wait a second this is a giant waste of time. Why the fuck am I here

>>718601000
trips of tard

>>718600835
Ouiaboos still endure.

just realised my stream was 40 minutes behind for no reason. youtube!

why are we trying to bring back skating? it died for a reason

would be based if Valve decides to visit smaller presentation just to announce RICOCHET 2

>>718600879
Stickies a shit, I want to complain about vidya without having to scroll past ERPfaggotry and CP.

The hosts are so fucking cringe

>>718601140
why did skating die?

that foid looks like she gives some crazy head

>>718601140
90s and 2000s nostagia

yall remember solid snake? remember?

>>718601095
curse them!!!

WHY DOES THIS WOMAN LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GHOUL

>A game that's actually focusing on mechanics and gameplay
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
How can people be mad at such a game? I don't get it?

love when you can tell without a doubt from the trailer alone that a game is abysmal dogshit like every game so far

>>718601153
shut up janny

>>718601201
we grew up anon...we grew up...

assassin's creed parkour + skate mechanics could bre pretty fuckin' cool.

lmao @ joan of arc game

>some ugly dude
>female voice
????

zoomer haircut

>female
>knight
>in 14th Century Italy

>>718601203
I'm sorry but that is no way to talk about women.

>those twig arms swinging a sword around that fast
uh

Ryse: Daughter of Rome

cute sword wielding tomboy

Holy silky smooth frames man.

>>718601245
Why was that camera angle held on this face for so long.

>DOOD I USED TO VOICE A RANDOM CLONE OF BIG BOSSA
SHUT THE FUCK UP

more like futa games show

Kibellahbros???

LMAOOO

Why do so many Medieval games have female protagonists?

that's a man

he looked cute

>>718601191
I dont think the hosts themselves are the worst choice but whoever wrote their lines deserves to be hanged.

Damn this shit is everywhere

>>718601061
>it was literally the next game shown

Why is the girl pretty much crying in this monologue?
And did anyone ask for a medieval girl in italy to put on a suit of armor and fight men? Because girls don't play those games, men like chivalry and mount and blade but that's literally the most male audience in gaming.

Hold on, more RE9 info

I'll ex voto with my wallet and not buy that one

>Re9 again
follow mom 2: find dad?

>>718601247
he's not wrong though
im sick of tranime tards and pedos shitting up threads

>>718601245
She's kinda cute, I'd let her walk on me

>>718601301
>ugly dude
>dude
no one tell him

Isn't every unreleased game a future game?

>female knight MC
>didn't even bother to make her look cute

>>718601358
because female knights owe me sex

>>718601317
SEX WITH GRACE!

>>718601358
you know why

>>718601310
you're right, they should've made her black

can't see shit on my IPS monitor

>>718601310
yeah this looks like a fucking amazing game except I can tell it's gonna be all 'HEY LOOK PROGRESSIVE VALUES GUYS'.

I like woke stuff that's modern but fuck do we HAVE to woke-wash history? Soldiers were men, let's get over it

>>718601321
Swords weigh almost nothing and it's about momentum preservation and leverage, though. Look up the actual weight of two-handed swords, it's nothing.

huh is it third person after all?? might be actually good now

>whose mother survived the raccoon city incident
fucking how?

>>718601481
uh huh

>woman "knight" with retarded dyke "monk" haircut
>doesn't even talk about God, it's just specifically some stupid revenge / rescue plot where she goes after her father
ugh.

Hearing Grace get spooked totally won't get annoying.

>>718601431
i wish

>>718601358
And why do they call them knights when female knights are called dames

>>718601496
She was a playable character in a spin-off game

>character constantly trips and sharts herself
Lester the Unlikely bros, we're so back

why can't we have her game?

>>718601481
Someone tell the women in my life that 3-5kg is nothing

>>718601414
the thread doesn't magically get better without being stickied though

It's gonna be the shit with constant character yapping right?

Okay why wasn't this what they showed yesterday

Is her neck too long?

>>718601496
You've never heard of the Outbreak series?

>>718601574
>gacha
I sleep

>>718601612
it is for sure better because less people join

>>718601474
what part of it looked amazing?
it looked like complete shit
unreal asset store slop, but then again /v/ loves those

>Follow Aeta (Alby Baldwin), a young knight errant, on a brutal journey through Italy to find and save her closest one, Bianca (Jennifer English).
monk game is about a lesbian uhhhhh

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

DUUUUUUUUUUUUH
women in gaming moment

mods sticky pls.

okay this one is interesting
>>718601679
didn't meant to (You)

Why did that trailer make me think of Midna, I wonder?

>>718601679
Retard.

>>718601672
all i heard is that they're bad and have like six characters each so i never bothered with those

Jill gacha

oh...

WHO PUT THIS GOBLINA ON THE SHOW

>>718601693
which make it less fun, with less jokes

>>718601679
No PS2 online co-up game called Resident Evil Outbreak

>>718601596
women cannot be attractive, deal with it chud

>Hear Jensen
>Look over
>Slop
damn

what if someone made a new kind of game?

I think the gaming industry should just die at this point, literally

>>718601792
It's lady dimitrescu lmao

>>718601765
Legit I think she was dumbfounded by that collab announcement

does anyone really look at this shit and feel anything?

>>718601778
>>718601810
see >>718601774

>>718601861
i dont care
that scarecrow shouldnt be there

>>718601856
truth nuke

this is so ass

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

>>718601876
I was just thinking about how fucking amazed I would have been in 2000 to see that hell is us trailer, but now this all just seems like SLOP.

>>718601719
>Voiced worst BG3 girl
>Gets a billion roles
Many such cases

witcher 3 at home

>>718601596
they could go back in time and grab peak lucy lawless and her face-scan would still come out ugly.

polack slop

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ALL THE AAA SLOP, GIVE ME THE EYE SEQUEL ALREADY

>witcher copycat
why

sexy voice

>>718601765
Literallly every time I hear this girl I'm just gonna remember DUUUUUH, PLEASE someone tell me they have it clipped

>>718602008
>real witcher 4*
fixed that for you

>>718602036
Witcher made money so i can't fault devs for trying to get lighting to strike twice

Must suck being typecast as the voice of one single character for the rest of your life and never being able to do work on anything else without people going "OMG THAT'S THAT ONE CHARACTER FROM THAT GAME I KNOW!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!"

>>718601765
If you didn't get hard as soon as she went "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH" you aren't a trve gamer

It looks just as shit as witcher lol

These are the guys that made Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk 2077.

>TIME LIMIT AAAAAAA
so now I don't want to play it.

poolish games are dogshit

Could be kino

>We will let the players discover what happens to them
>Anyways, here's what happens to them

https://1348exvoto.com/

>page is broken
> is th official page on their instagram

didnt we already see this?

>>718602098
I really have no sympathy for how attached game VAs get to their roles, actual 'tism behavior.

>>718602167
lol yeah I have to assume thats someone else though.

This looks decent

>>718602185
>>>>>>>instagram
who the fuck uses Instagram? cunts from 14th century?

Even if it’s a witcher clone it’s still better than playing as a w*man

>>718602281
Dumb zoomer.

switchbros...

They seem to have gotten so carried away with how cool it sounds that they've missed how annoying this sounds.

>Can only use vampire abilities at night
>TEverything is timed

bless them for trying to bring back the old E3 cringe

>>718602098
People that are paid to speak in front of a microphone shouldn't complain about anything

>>718602232
A few times this year
>>718602262
The animations are shaping but a game like this is just super hard to know if its good or not.

Indeed, Hayter. Indeed.

INDIE SLOP YUUUUUUUUUUUCK

cozy game :)

>>718601983
I really REALLY wanted to like the demo, but it runs like shit and the combat plays even worse
Man :(

hayterbros...

I fucking LOVE vampires though I have to finish watching True Blood, there are so many cool powers and shit and it would make a great game if it was actually done right.

>>718602098
considering how they wouldn't be relevant at all without that role not really. you think I give a fuck about you as a person? nah I just like the character and you were lucky enough to get casted for it. be glad and stop whining faggot

oh man I love games where you move from the left side of the screen to the right wow

>>718602423
cozy slop

Oh the deer grows up. Thats cute

>deer
I thought that was a pig

Let me guess, it ends with the deer dying to save the boy.

>>718602281
It was fine if you wanted to look at some hags slutting it up, but now you have to get through 50 jeets posting AI hags to find a real one and it's not even fucking worth it

>>718602360
It's just not the same..

can you fuck the deer?

lightningBALTS
snowMANES
deerBROS
we WON

>>718602348
Hypothetically if used right though it varies the gameplay, this is only a problem if the vampire side of everything is just blatantly better.

>Dimitri Tesco
Are you laughing yet?

frost punk but with a big tree?

mmmmmmmmm more yummy basebuilder slop mmmmmmm

Is that actually David Hayter? In the description, it says the hosts are named Nathan and Jules.

oy vey that's a lot of white people!

This looks neat as a game though their UI designer should fucking kill themselves

Future Games Showcases feel the most E3 out of all the games showcases these days. Geoff's shit is just a pale imitation of E3. But Future Games captures that awkwardness and cringe perfectly.

RESOURCES

>>718602638
I wanna fuck her and cum inside, while she's speaking this cringe shit

it's looking grim

>>718602235
>>718602361
>>718602450
What's up with you being so full of hatred and bitterness to the point you blow up like this over a simple observation on how people react?

you mean I can craft AND survive?

survival slop

>dark SWITCH
NINTENDO SUE THIS MAN

EARLY ACCESS SURVIVAL BASE BUILDER MULTIPLAYER WITH GUNS

WOWIE ZOWIE

POGGERS, is tat another survival crafting base buidling open world adventure game?

ok fags here are some steam codes
7K2RM-BX9Q1-L8Z4N-MC0T7
WD1FJ-94ZRP-A5X6B-LE7K3
Q8V2P-MZR7T-CU5K9-J19XW
N0YLF-X8T1W-RB2ZQ-3KJUM
ZPW93-ULKT1-8G5NX-MB7R2

Gaming is actually coming to an end, there are no new original ideas.

Guys, I'm genuinely falling asleep watching this.
Not even joking or anything, I am getting drowsy as fuck and feel like falling asleep at my desk from how much nothing happens in this presentation.
It's almost like I'm just having the sound for it play as background noise and I just phase out completely not even noticing what goes on the screen. This is so bad.

>>718602718
I've always wondered about that shit.
Somebody dating/married a VA and if they do any kinky role-play shit as the character.

WHERE WIFE

>>718602668
good enough for me

>>718602845
oh my science!

the sad state of PC gaming

Wait, is that David Hayter?

>>718602906
i am sure there are but none of those people are in charge or have the funds.

>>718602912
having it as background noise is what you're supposed to be doing, I'm playing MGS3.

So many of these feel so same-y. How many "comfy" base builders and artsy sidescrolling platformers do we need?

We get it bro, you are lady D.

cringe level: american

Holy crap, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE just shut the fuck up, literally just give me a slave trading game with sex and pregnancy and I will buy it, STOP making this shit!
Literally every game showcased so far would have been better as a 2d platform-slop, btw.

>>718602912
It's shit yeah and we already got the list of what's coming, so we know it won't get better

>>718602993
I've been thinking of this with Tara Strong for over a decade.

>>718603056
We just need GOOD platformers with gameplay like megaman X had, not comfy environmental platformers with your cute animal companion.
Even a 2d base-builder would be better than comfyslop.

CLOWNBROS WE BACK

Screw ASMR, I'm watching upcoming games trailers to go to sleep from now on

>>718603090
>timmy turners on your crocker
the dream.

SO ARTISTIC
I'M ARTING ALL OVER
THE ART

>gameplay is walking
it’s so over

Why are humans like this, I am so wholesome and unique chungus walking simulator, humans haha so strange wacky society
*plays harmonica*

PREORDER NOW!

>>718603168
WAS THAT A BEAVER IN A STOCKING CAP I THINK IT WAS
BEAVCHADS AND CLOWNBROWS RISE UP

>>718602993
Her husband is super-turbo-gay-faggot if he never even try to roleplay Lady D stuff while having sex with her.

money laundering

Music kinda gives me Susumu Hirasawa vibes

why the fuck am i still watching this shit

Based Chinkkino

"Switching gears"

>>718603282
Because we like games and still have some hope remained

>>718603231
>t. glorp

>>718602857
>cuckold simulator
yo thanks bro always wanted to try this

yeah, fuck this. i'm tuning out.
i'll just watchin synthetic man react to it or whatever later on, if he does.

>>718603264
based knower

>>718603335
it does do something tho right?

Why does literally every chinkslop have to have overly bright zelda-esque textures and overly long corridors and gigantic arenas? I was excited for .02 seconds before I saw that they were just jumping from platform to platform in a void and then running down a long corridor.

>the game is literally called zzzzzzzzzzzzz
they know how you feel when playing the game

lvl 100 pizza boss ass trailer

Women in pantsuits are so charismatic

nice sound mixing

what.

>>718603390
I choose to believe it does because I always hold it in too, though I'm trying to hold it in my lungs and not my damn cheeks

>>718603383
Our boy AsmonGod is already reacting to it

The only things all these new games offer are new characters for porn, every concept they try to implement has already been done they just try to spice it up in quirky ways.

These ideas are literallly made by AI
>Pizza bandit
AI.

Props for having a unique concept of a "pizza shooter" at least.

The pizza throwing cinematic looked cool but in the end it's just a division rust slop show... wow

MOOOOODS
CHEESE PIZZA!

oh man I love games where you move from the left side of the screen to the right wow

>>718603551
how about an avocado toast shooter?

>Newgrounds flash game but with better graphics
skip

>>718603483
kino

ayo this nigga isn't forklift certified

>Slips in Early Access right at the end
It's only PC ucks who accept this shit

>>718603639
But in this game you move from the right to the left

>>718603639
Rude, it’s from RIGHT TO LEFT now

wow something interesting for a change

that's a pretty neat concept

>sit with dev team coming up with idea for a game
>"okay so, 4 player co-op with guns"

This time manipulation make 0 sense

how about you add gameplay instead of walking to the left or right?

>>718603657
>with better graphics
Lets not be too nice

Nice, something like ghost trick

>>718599292
>Metal eden
>Loss Hellden
>Hyper light breaker
Please be good

I appreciate that the game's title is impossible to read or spell so I can't even look this game up if I somehow wanted to

I hope some indie studio decides to make real Cannon Fodder 3 desu

>>718603724
>suddenly pizza order comes in
>"hold on guys... I know exactly what to do"

what version of flash player do I need for this game

>Wishlist
>Early Access
Why do all these games feel like Ponzi schemes? Is this what the PC landscape is like?

>we could not afford an artist so we used MSpaint to make it creepy
Just AI gen at this point it will look better

>>718603797
kek

>>718603728
It's Braid rules surprised it took this long for someone to make it

servant of the lake looks sick bros

>more rogueslop
START KILLING VIDEOGAMES

NEW UPDATE
NEW UPDATE
NEW UPDATE

>Procedural sparkledog tumblr roguelike with vivid blue and purple colors
What every gaymer asked for

gaming is fucked

>>718603758
>>Hyper light breaker
lol, lmao even
sorry anon

Ok I’m falling asleep for real now. It’s getting worse and worse

hope they will premier bloodborne pc port tonight

>>718603923
maybe pirate was right after all

what the fuck is wrong with game devs now

who here excited FOR OLD GAMES becoming cheaper with release of new SLOP

I apologize for enjoying Nier Automata's dodges I didn't know it meant every sloppa would have gay teleport dodges for the next 10-15 years

Another 10 billion roguelite indie games

>>718603825
I'm pretty sure some journo >leaked Sony doing State of Play soon

>another 2D shooter
*yawn*
>rhythm shooter
BOUGHTED

In the year of our lord 2025 they still can’t make a gungeon clone properly

slop fatigue

A bit weird to do an Enter the Gungeon-like but with a rhythm system

why is the man making funny noises?

>>718604178
could be good

grim

>indie slop after slop
at least I can jerk off to Lady D in her prime.

>from BPM devs
thought this was made by enter the gungeoneers as it looks too similar

pc gaming is basically mobile gaming now

>>718604207
mfw

the only thing i am looking foward to is playing splatoon 4 with a mouse and nintendo is going to fuck this up somehow.

>Game actually from japan
>Suddenly has good art design and actual gameplay
??????
>>718604207
literally the only decent game shown so far, even if it's slop it might be fun slop

>>718603186
kek

Seven Deadly Pedophiles

does anyone care about Seven Deadly Sins?

>>718604303
le monke face

>>718600985
>souls-roll-slop
>roguelike-lite-slop
>indie-slop
>female-minority-mc-slop
>0.1% of an actually interesting game

>>718604227
Who's the guy host? Sounds vaguely familiar

seven deadly frames

>>718604385
not really

has anyone seen a game they genuinely want to play yet?

Holy CRAP is that an open world anime RPG?
>Not Made in Abyss
I sleep, it's no wonder their game was a flop but I really hope that they don't try to make another until a decade in the future when hopefully all the troons die of suicide and good games can be made again.

>beta
I don't understand, what kind of game is it? It looked like a genshin like

is it gacha?

Now Japs is copying China lmaoooooo

Fell asleep did I miss something?

all they had to do was make the protagonist a male for this Chronos game to be good and they fucked it

IN GRIM DARKNESS OF VIDYA FUTURE THERE'S ONLY SLOP
>>718604451
HLL: Vietnam can be interesting

so this is just deadspace right?

>>718604451
Hell let loose Vietnam i guess

Genshin and its consequences on eastern design

>>718604507
kektrvke

>no sticky
gay board gay jannies

>>718604516
you came just in time for kino

>dead space clone
YAWN

>strong women is non gendered suit
slop

How much money did bloober paid to shill this game? It’s been shown for like 5 times already, even though I’m probably gonna buy it

>>718604561
ohnonononono
you cant say that

>>718604543
Looks like Urban Dead Space with some timey-wimey mechanics.

>>718604561
None of the games so far are worth the sticky

>>718604594
to be fair if you have the one good game you might as well just buy multiple time slots to mog all the slop

>>718604648
name ONE game from yesterday that was worthy

>>718604713
Valor Mortis look intersting

>>718604594
They're on that "Silent Hill 2" high

>>718604616
yeah , I posted it before that came on, will be buying cronos

YOU CAN PET THE CAT, GUYS! GAME IS SAVED!

How much longer is the show? An hour?

>>718604507
IIRC that Nanatsu game is made by Koreans.
Not that Japanese aren't copying Genshin as well, just look at the new Atelier.

>>718604713
nta but
>multi drift drafting
>Napoleon Souls
>PVKK

>>718604713
PVKK and EU5

>>718604768
>>718604816
>>718604837
all shit

>>718604713
Unironically that Lego Batman game was like the only good thing

Why does he have a pussy on his head tho

My god that anchor woman is ugly.

>2 pixel gaems coming up
>>718604816
*track FUCK
>>718604837
EU5 has higher system requirements than BF6 KEK

>>718604451
no I'd rather keep playing tetris and mahjong

>>718604561
you want all those pedoposts again?

Are city sims the new farming games?

>a city builder that isn't all burger hellscapes or survival misery
nice

totally not warcraft

>Frenchslop
Nobody even speaks that shit language, at least make it spanish so you can milk sales from spics. Nigerians do not play games.

is this WoW-lite?

>>718604878
>black gordon
its shit

>>718604713
New Black Myth game

>>718604713
Black Ops 7

dome getter

MMOs are so dead they are making actual singleplayer MMOs now

>>718605015
true

that fucking hair

/skip

>>718604616
>female protagonist

>>718604616
>Cronos
>The New Yawn

>>718604991
>chinksoulsslop
shit

>>718605053
its a coop dungeon grinder.

>>718604837
>paradox jewery
>worthy
rumao

This announcer guy is cringe af

Maggie pls get a new bit

>>718605152
Keep seething jew

women are so funny, bros

So the girl's bit is that she acts like an angry jewess? Nobody has an erection, you can stop.

>>718605152
seeth

>drawfag sister
oh the horror!

>tank controls

I VILL BUY YOUR GAME

Did this character need the eyepatch?

>show a terrible re clone after re9
fuck this shit

i regret subjecting myself to this hour long hell just to try and see streumon's game
i doubt it's even in this lineup

extraction?! can I also shoot?!

>>718600746
that's mommy dimitrescu to you, boy.

>>718605235
>>718605235
KEEP CONSOOMING ROLLSLOP
AND GET EXCITED FOR NEW ROLLSLOP

Skyrim 2!!

>RPG with extraction mechanics
Jesus save this industry

>>718605284
>>718605290
fuck you guys, it looks good
>sexually attractive protag, looks fanservice-y
>scary looking bosses

this is the vibe we've been missing, it's not wokeshit.

>>718605342
I've never played rollslop though
You don't roll in Wukong
It's more like Sekiro

>>718605356
>>RPG with extraction mechanics
dark and darker clone but it is indeed grim

Is this V risings chinese clone?

>>718605434
>It's more like Sekiro
parryslop is not better than rollslop

Isn't this just that vampire game?

so...what happened to PoE2?

dark and diabloer

>>718605427
The game looked fine, but the eyepatch just made the design too over the top for me

>>718605356
We need all the combinations

>>718605521
0.3 trailer in 1 hour. I am not joking.

>>718604713
Pvkk
Dawn of war 4
Valour mortis

>Styx
Based

>>718605521
jonathan ruined it

>>718605521
it got cancelled because everyone quit

YOOOO HE SAID THE F WORD FRFR
>Nigger
NOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT

EL GOBLINO SAY FUCK

>>718599376
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3079210/Hell_Let_Loose_Vietnam/

Extractionslop

how the fuck is this goblin series still alive?

Rape goblin game

>kids game
>opening like is "what the fuck are you doing?"
surely a winner

STYXBROS WE'RE BACK

He's back!

>>718604713
for me it's Dawn of War 4

Styx is kino

Annoooo

I don’t want to play games any more after watching the show

>>718605284
>>718605543
She loses her eye in the first game.

>>718605671
nigga has better teeth than me

QUICK DROP
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>>718604713
That Dead Space lookin' game.

Yeah I'm out, this shit is boring

I feel like an Anno had just released recently? I wanted to start with one but idk which one

>>>>>Italian-slop that nobody will understand
POOOOOGOGER
RVMA
INVICTV
Albione la dea della sterlina
S'ostina vuol sempre lei ragione
Ma Benito Mussolini
Se l'italici destini sono in gioco può ripetere così

>>718605790
faux and gay

>>718604878
Game has my interest too.

>>718605790
note: anon can call support and get your account banned for redeeming these

>>718605790
>P7WQE-19ZBX-KL4MT-JU3RV-0CAGN
yo thanks for the battlefield 6 key

>>718605843
1800. pirate all the dlc. its fucking great.

yo, this is the 8th anno game btw which means the next one will be called Anno 9 lol. it's their only chance to do so

>>718605905
DO NOT REDEEEEEM

>>718605356
>tripfagging with anon name
holy fucking insufferable

>Terra-cotta roofs
Ehrm, do those hold up to a harsh england climate? I thought there was a reason they used more insulation materials up there that didn't get fucked up by frost wedging?

>>718598030 (OP)
Thanks, needed something to put on my tube tv

>>718605939
nice, my gf fitgirl has it
thanks annon

Anno devs get money from my government so why tf do I have to pay for it again?

>>718605843
1404 or 1800.
1800 can be a bit overwhelming with every DLC on so if you start with that one play the base scenarios first.

>>718606026
I also flagfag on /mlp/ ^:)

>>718606039
its out of date and does not have all the dlc. but I wouldn't recommend a first playthrough with all of it anyway.

why is literally every single game in the presentation a knockoff of a more famous game

>>718599292
>no Megaman Legends 3
>no Dragon’s Dogma 2 DLC
i sleep

Dude thinks he's solid snake

>>718606130
hate this annoying jewess

From Finland to Sissy huh???

>>718606129
civilisation in general

>what if real job but in a video game
Why are yuros like this?

ATS GODS WAKE UP

>>718606136
what race is this?

I'M SNAKE REMEMBER MEEEEEEE

>>718606129
Because it's easier than creating something new.
But its still an evolution over everyone copying ONE (1) game that is not even good.

>>718606182
only germans

>>718606130
>tfw she sees my PP

>Trucks trucks I love trucks I have a truck cup and hat and the truck shirt and the truck shoes
We are replacing you with AI

>ETS and ATS coming to console
lol

This thread is now sticky.

>>718605790
Watch all the thirdie subhuman brown monkeys scurry in for these lol

Amon amarth?

>>718606182
Hey now, European Truck Simulator 2 is an actual good game, and I assume American Truck Simulator is too.

>>718603390
Holding it for as long as you can guarantees that you’ll get so stoned that you feel like you need to go to the hospital.

>Literally the only semi-decent song is pagan screeching knockoff metal
bros... is it over for video game soundtracks?

White people music is fucking awful

>>718606330
I always wondered, are the drive times 1 to 1?

>>718606330
>good game
>cancelled Russia DLC for Ukrainian skins DLC

>War Sails
more like poor sales amirite

>Anno: Pax Romana
>build Rome and Albion
>player character is Egyptian
We wuz city planners

>>718606358
>the only sem-decent song
that song was AI generated, anon...

I fucking hate vikings.

do a barrel roll

cringe

>>718606393
fuck no
>>718606418
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

fucking furries

>Starfox if it was even more furry
At times I regret being alive

>>718606393
EST2 has a 1:20 map scale, so no it doesn't,

>Make star dog because star fox won't make a sequel
LMAO

DO NOT FUCK THE DEER

wow look, new characters for /trash/
(wrap it up)

>>718606430
They already leaked that Egypt will come in the first year's round of DLCs.

>>718606393
not even close but there is an autism mod which goes further in that regard. truck simulator is very casual

Ok this star fox clone might be good

>>718606136
I like this image it reminds me of what I look for in pornographic films

>DO A BARRELL ROLL

gosh, she's lighting all her RE8 capital on fire.

>>718606129
Okay, i see what you mean now.
That was basically chinese star fox

FINALLY SOME MONGOL KINO

>>718606526
What phenotype is this?

>>718606393
Nah, would probably get boring 1/1.
DLC And mods does add a lot of map though.

FINLAND SIMULATOR

>>718606440
it sounded OK though, like it wasn't good but it was the only one that actually made me listen to the music a tiny bit.

FUCK YOU MONGOLIANS

this courier game looks so good

Mongolia strand type game

DEATH STRANDING 3 LOOKING FIRE

i'm willing to play Slop Fox since nintendo won't give me what i want.

Why do they even need these hosts?

>free woman
>in ancient Mongolia
this is disrespectful to culture of our Mongolian forum

/ourgame/ mongolian board bros

>>718606601
my summer car already exists

MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM REJOICE
/ourgame/ JUST GOT ANNOUNCED

>Star Fox but with the most middle-of-the-road Western furry art style
Why would you ruin your game with that?

HORSE BLOWJOB MECHNAICS

>>718606557
yeah, it looks like it was made by people who actually played and liked a game. granted, blob graphics, but they will make a good game with good gameplay.

>horse sucking tits on stream
somehow it’s ok

>>718606589
total mong victory

NINTENDO SUE THIS COMPANY FOR COPYING STARFOX!

>>718606664
And why do they have to do so many bad jokes?

>starfox
>a space game that innocently uses animals for its characters for the same simple reasons old fables did

>starfox fangames
>"We're fucking gay! We're gaaaay! Can you tell that we jerk off to these characters? Good! That's my fetish! Because we're gay!"


Fucking why? Why are Starfox fangames so fucking cursed?

>>718606675
Wasn't the Yuan Dynasty pretty pro-women? at least compared to other Medieval Chinese dynasties

>unfappable female furry
its over, they fucked up the most important part

>Death Stranding but with actual delivery logistics and routing.
Cool.

>I want to be a mongolian warload, make me a game
>OK but you're a woman and you just ride a horse alone and there's no rape or murder
???????

>cowboy mechs
cool concept

mystical anime roguelike

i hate cell shaded grass i cant stand it anymore

this roug elite game looks cool

>>718606775
do I sound like a guy who actually cares about Mongolia? The only thing I remember about it is that some Russian schizo managed to make it independent from China

MY WIFE

stop with these characters that never shut up

>>718606772
All fan games are like this. This is what happens when you don't make a game for ages, the autist fags make their own things and insert their own personal politics into them

fucking dub anime voice. can't they just speak normally.

towa won

>>718606928
That's what cocks are made for.

Why do people think I want to see awkward grungy robots doing spectacle melee action, are they completely aesthetically retarded?

Why so many roguelikes?

NEW BREAD
>>718606959
>>718606959
>>718606959

towa wife

ARR ROOK SAME

>HIGHLY CUSTOMIZABLE BUILDS ROGUELIKE PROCEDURAL
Just make a cyoa at this point and skip all the programming, no one's playing anyway.

It's like Yasha: Legends of the Demon Blade under a different name.

>>718606963
Alright buying the game to make her shut up

>>718605954
It would be Roman again right? Conquering Germania?

Cowboy mecha game actually looked cool.

>>718599330
AA jank has far exceeded AAAA slop the last half decade at least