Thread 718602023

>Starfield announced for Switch 2
how excited are we?

>>718602023 (OP)
Switch 2 has no games.

>>718602023 (OP)
THANKS FOR BETA TESTING

>>718602257
patently false
>>718602285
based

>>718602461
The Switch 2 has Donkey Kong boomy boomy. Well done Nintendo.

Tendies and Snoys, please heed this advice. Do not play this game, it's fucking terrible. Let the hours I wasted save you from hours of pure mediocrity. It's so bland and boring that it's not even fun in an entertaining way, it's simply tedious and the writing blows. The devs want you to play Super Man 64 every time you want to acquire a power. You fly in the same pattern every time, you fight the same single enemy afterwards every time. You take 5 minutes while walking forward to reach the shrine to even do it every time.

It's the only game I regret playing even as a no life neet whose time means nothing. Even I got offended by Starfield.

>>718602023 (OP)
I'd rather they port Fallout 4 tbqhwyf

>>718602023 (OP)
That sounds more like a threat than an annoucement

>>718602883
None of that sounds that bad

>>718603941
Most of the content is recycled, the way you get powers needing you to do the same thing over and over again with no aspect changing is just an 1 example of that. You go to a planet and everything is copypasted down to the item placement from somewhere else you've been. Some planets only have a few caves with nothing important in them, just a couple of copypasta points of interest to scan. There's pathetic enemy variety and even map variety. There's a reason why there is no modding community for this game, even the modders think it's not worth the effort to make anything for it.

>>718602023 (OP)
Not even my old PC can run starfield without turning into a blurry mess. I wonder how well they will optimize that game. It definitely is heavy on the cpu side for some stupid reason.

>>718604492
Recycling content isn't that big of a deal. If the main gameplay is fun then there's no problem in reusing enemy encampments and such.

>>718604807
Having said this, I wish they ported Oblivion instead of starfield...

>>718604903
The main gameplay is not fun, it's tedious. I'm a neet, tedious games like MMOs are my jam and I even liked Fallout 4 but Starfield is so boring and the gameplay systems aren't engaging. If you want to waste your time go for it, just think of my warning you regret your purchase. It's not worth playing even for free, I can't imagine the sunk cost of actually paying money for it.

>>718602257
Neither does the PS5, which also just increased in price, 'caco

>>718602023 (OP)
>leaker claims

>>718602023 (OP)
>>Starfield announced for Switch 2
it wasn't
>how excited are we?
I don't really care at this point

>>718605696
Nate is right most of the time. It's also Microsoft. Their games are being ported to everything...

It will be announced in the September direct.

>>718605535
You play MMOs, there is not a more tedious piece of shit than those

>>718607360
There is. It's called Starfield. I put that information out there so you know just how bad Starfield is, I can grind the same shit for months if not years if it's fun. Starfield is not fun. I have a lot of hours in both RPGs and FPS games, Starfield just sucks.

>>718602023 (OP)
0%
nobody cares about slopfield
just move on and pretend it doesn't exist
instead of making new slopfiled expansions just make new skyrim and fallout 4 expansion packs

I played it on gamepass and felt like I got ripped off.

>>718605194
or Skyrim SE at 60fps or Fallout NV or Fallout 3 and 4. anything over fucking Shartfield

>>718602023 (OP)
>Slopfield
Yawn, who cares also No man sky is a better game and it's already on switch. Halo MCC when?

>>718602023 (OP)
Nice. It's about time nintendo fans also suffer the worst games PC has to offer.

>>718602257
At least I'm not paying 550$ plus tax for a 5 year old console with no games

>>718602023 (OP)
I don't think it'll run worth a shit but what ever makes faggots happy I guess.

>>718607673
It's just Fallout 4 in space, I've seen the way you faggots try and shit on that game.

>>718612654
I told you, I liked Fallout 4. Starfield is a downgrade from even base FO4. Worse settlements, worse exploration, much worse atmosphere, no VATS. The quests and companions are more boring too.

>>718613558
I'll see when I play it, IF IT'S NOT a game key card.