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Anonymous No.718602702 >>718603191 >>718603441 >>718603721 >>718603774 >>718604149 >>718604197 >>718605237 >>718605920 >>718606006 >>718606841 >>718607412 >>718608541 >>718610134 >>718610773 >>718611014 >>718612695
> Actually, Chud, Helldivers don't believe in true DEMOCRACY. We're making fun of you.
Anonymous No.718603191 >>718603253 >>718603369 >>718603619 >>718603754 >>718607560 >>718610365 >>718610629 >>718611640 >>718612669 >>718612695
>>718602702 (OP)
>Democracy is under attack!!!!!
In China?
>No
In Russia?
>No
In Brazil?
>No
In Venezuela?
>No
In all these European monarchies?
>No
In some African shithole?
>No
Israel?
>No
Where then?
>LE ORANGE MAN BAD
Anonymous No.718603253
>>718603191
>it was real in my mind
Anonymous No.718603258
>1 IP
Anonymous No.718603369
>>718603191
Epic based lib owning those evil chud countries
Anonymous No.718603441
>>718602702 (OP)
I love when some faggot accidentally makes something based and then seethes for eternity that the "wrong people" like it for the "wrong reasons"
Anonymous No.718603619 >>718603907 >>718604037 >>718604169 >>718610758 >>718612674
>>718603191
Admittedly the US used to be seen as a pillar of democracy. No one's expecting China to ACTUALLY give the people a voice but the US had that reputation until recent years.
Anonymous No.718603672 >>718606272
didn't read
Anonymous No.718603721 >>718605837 >>718610669
>>718602702 (OP)
Satire doesn't work on stupid people
Anonymous No.718603754
>>718603191
>3/4 of earth's population not living under apopular representative government
>DeMoCraCy Is DiYinG In aMEriKKKa
Anonymous No.718603774 >>718604045
>>718602702 (OP)
third of Germany votes AfD and they still can't figure out why that is the case
Anonymous No.718603907 >>718606219 >>718606794 >>718608216
>>718603619
what has changed?
boys not allowed to medal in girls sports?
illegals deported?
THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACY DIES
Anonymous No.718604037 >>718604197 >>718604268
>>718603619
>our country is built based on freedom
>okay im gonna use that freedom to troon myself and my kids
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THIS!!
conservatards are the reason we can't have nice things
Anonymous No.718604045
>>718603774
>votes
NGMI
Anonymous No.718604149 >>718612146
>>718602702 (OP)
Managed Democracy just sounds like communism. Helldivers are nothing more expendable version of the PLF.
Funny how people are more willing to take the side of a Globohomo faction if they have cool armor.
Anonymous No.718604169
>>718603619
true and real
Anonymous No.718604197
>>718602702 (OP)
Unironically fuck democracy
Fascism is the only solution for idiot masses
>>718604037
Fuck your freedoms
Anonymous No.718604268 >>718604317
>>718604037
Mental illness isn't a right protected by the Constitution, what the fuck are you talking about trannies for?
Anonymous No.718604317
>>718604268
you're being baited, retard.
Anonymous No.718604429 >>718604548
when do I get to experience the benefits fascism, fellow fascism enjoyers?
Anonymous No.718604548 >>718604639 >>718614943
>>718604429
Move to China and enjoy.
Anonymous No.718604639 >>718604735 >>718604825
>>718604548
no but the US is currently under fascism, right?
Anonymous No.718604735
>>718604639
not REAL fascism
Anonymous No.718604825 >>718604879
>>718604639
Judicial fascism? Yes, a lot.
Anonymous No.718604879 >>718605490
>>718604825
what's judicial fascism?
Anonymous No.718605128 >>718605336 >>718605416
The Helldivers setting is a satire of imperialist United States. Complete with false flag 9/11 to have a justification to go to war against "terrorists", expansionist wars for oil, clandestine intelligence operations actually creating the enemies/"terrorists" that you fight later like ISIS, preemptively attacking a neutral civilization over "WMDs" that were fake etc.
You have to be incredibly dumb to think this is heckin fuarkin based and redpilled and whatever children and losers say.
Anonymous No.718605237
>>718602702 (OP)
The media literacy stare
Anonymous No.718605336
>>718605128
so basically this is like starship troopers where it's actually supposed to be [thing] BAD, but everybody just rolls with it as [thing] GOOD, making the people that dislike [thing] seethe?
Anonymous No.718605416 >>718605857
>>718605128
If you make a satire of something but it just makes the thing you're satirising seem way cooler, is it really satire?

(the answer is no)
Anonymous No.718605489
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S SATIRE
Stupid people are incapable of making satire.
Anonymous No.718605490 >>718605639
>>718604879
When the judiciary invents its own β€˜constitutional’ powers, such as constitutional review in the 1803 opinion, and then uses them to overreach and dominate the other branches of government, circumventing the electoral process and any sort of popular representation and accountability.
Anonymous No.718605504 >>718605625
I would rather live under the rule of doctor doom than anyone in congress right now.
Anonymous No.718605625
>>718605504
what are doctor doom's policies on israel
video games
Anonymous No.718605639 >>718605941
>>718605490
Okay. Can you give any example of that happening in practice?
Anonymous No.718605837
>>718603721
Maybe don't make space nazis look cool as shit if you want people to dislike them. This is like MGS pretending to be anti-war when the entire game is tacticool wankfest
Anonymous No.718605857 >>718606031 >>718606034 >>718612439
>>718605416
>but it just makes the thing you're satirising seem way cooler
Sometimes larping as a cog in the machine in the context of a setting is fun and campy, but that doesn't mean it's a model for society.
Anonymous No.718605920
>>718602702 (OP)
Do they believe in constitutional republic?
Anonymous No.718605941 >>718606276
>>718605639
Every Presidential executive order injuncted by a federal judge, destroying separation of powers.
Anonymous No.718606006
>>718602702 (OP)
>51% votes to shoot the other 49%
I love true democracy
Anonymous No.718606031
>>718605857
You're already a cog in the machine in real life, at least in Helldivers you're a much cooler cog.
Anonymous No.718606034 >>718606462
>>718605857
Just because I find something cool doesn't mean I want it in my society. I find dinos cool, I don't want them in my streets. I also don't want devs giving me lectures on why I shouldn't like dinos because they're very dangerous actually
Anonymous No.718606087 >>718606203 >>718606862 >>718615091
DEMOCRACY IS UNDER ATTACK
TRUMP IS LITERALLY ARRESTING ILLEGALS AS WE SPEAK
Anonymous No.718606203
>>718606087
THIS IS HOW DEMOCRACY DIES: WITH THE PRESIDENT ENFORCING THE LAW.
Anonymous No.718606219 >>718610337
>>718603907
No. It's arbitrary demagoguery rampant narcissism in the entire group of elected goons irrespective of which letter precedes their name.
>but people were always like that
Some, yes. More now.
Anonymous No.718606272
>>718603672
kek
Anonymous No.718606276 >>718606593
>>718605941
Just one example. That’s all we ask.
Anonymous No.718606446 >>718606705
>Starship troopers is fascist propaganda and "Heil"lein is a fascist
>No I haven't read the book or any other books he has written
Anonymous No.718606462 >>718606764
>>718606034
If retards still don't get your extremely heavy handed, very unsubtle, extremely tongue in cheek satire, then there's an issue.
Like that Games Workshop PR statement on Warhammer that still does regular struggle sessions on threads here as if it was Stasi forcing you to get estrogen, and not that it was a response to a retard showing in a fascist uniform and a Hitler nickname at an event and almost winning on a technicality.
Anonymous No.718606593
>>718606276
If you don't know any, you're not American, so I literally don't care about your opinion or existence.
Have a nice day.
Anonymous No.718606705
>>718606446
Did you miss the gamescom.
Dude in OP did a woke on stage.
Go see the clip, it's hilarious.
Anonymous No.718606764
>>718606462
>then there's an issue
No there isn't. Unless you're working for Ministry of Propaganda it's none of your fucking business how people interpret your story
Anonymous No.718606771
Cool but when is the game getting optimized ?
Anonymous No.718606794
>>718603907
>boys not allowed to medal in girls sports?
you're not even american, esl.
Anonymous No.718606830
>meanwhile in the chudosphere
Anonymous No.718606841
>>718602702 (OP)
helldivers is so nortubel tier
Anonymous No.718606862
>>718606087
>he says this in Germany where the opposition party members are routinely sent to prison
lol
Anonymous No.718607204 >>718607384 >>718608013
Remember germany is literally outlawing a major political party
Anonymous No.718607384 >>718607525 >>718607764
>>718607204
What video game are you talking about?
Anonymous No.718607412
>>718602702 (OP)
Oh, I know it's supposed to be satire, but leftoids are so braindead what they consider satire seems pretty reasonable compared what those mentally ill freaks believe is "normal".
Anonymous No.718607525
>>718607384
OP pic happened in Germany dumdum. That's where Gamescom takes place
Anonymous No.718607560
>>718603191
>european monarchies are undemocratic
american education
Anonymous No.718607764 >>718607951
>>718607384
ironic how you wannabe jannies cry about on-topic discussion when something doesn't fit your political agenda
Anonymous No.718607951 >>718609146
>>718607764
Ok but what video game are you talking about?
Anonymous No.718608013
>>718607204
Ok but Drumpf said mean things about brown people I worship like deities.
Anonymous No.718608216 >>718610290
>>718603907
extremely off topic but there are two main things going on right now regarding "democracy failing":

1 - multiple blue and red states are actively and openly attempting to rig congressional elections through gerrymandering and voter suppression.
>but gerrymandering has always been an issue!
Yes, a small one with safeguards keeping it limited to swinging representation by one or two congressmen. Those safeguards are gone. Texas is trying to turn entirely red, using redistricting to swing congress by 12 reps. California is trying to turn entirely blue, using redistricting to swing congress by 8 reps. Other states are following in their wake. That is fundamentally a destruction of representative government.

2 - Trump has illegally taken over Washington DC with an occupying military force and has expressed a desire to do the same to any city he dislikes. It doesn't get any less democratic than using force to supercede the duly elected local government.
Anonymous No.718608430 >>718608490
Damn, you guys have summoned the bots
Anonymous No.718608490
>>718608430
bots is just code for "posts i dont agree with"
Anonymous No.718608541
>>718602702 (OP)
Is that Messi?
Anonymous No.718608748 >>718609095 >>718609913 >>718611079
How exactly is democracy under attack?
Anonymous No.718609095
>>718608748
It's not democracy, it's "our democracy".
Anonymous No.718609146 >>718609643
>>718607951
This is a conversation about the developer of Helldivers who made controversial statements about US politics on stage in Germany. Hence why you're seeing comments referring to both US and German politics.
Anonymous No.718609643 >>718610924
>>718609146
This guy isnt a developer for Helldivers. Helldivers has nothing to do with this.
He's the developer of some german state funded video game about hunting nazis in 1950s germany
Anonymous No.718609913
>>718608748
The news says so.
Anonymous No.718610134
>>718602702 (OP)
>WELL ACTUALLY, CENSORING YOUR POLITICAL ENEMIES IS A GOOD THING.
Fuck krauts.
Anonymous No.718610158
Defending humanity against killer robots that want to kill every human is fascist, when you think about it.
Anonymous No.718610290
>>718608216
How is arresting carjackers harming you personally?
Anonymous No.718610298
I wish progressives were actually as smart as they think they are.
Anonymous No.718610337 >>718610406
>>718606219
How about having an unbiased supreme court guaranteeing justice and preserving checks and balances?
How about having your so-called 4th power working and having some kind of consensus on what's true and what isn't?
How about keeping science progressing as intended instead of using pseudo arguments about "vaxx" and "climate change" to devalue trust in research?

You got yourself a king who has every powers of a king, he just lacks the title. You have a constitution allowing you to take arms against a tyran but you're incapable of discerning one.
Anonymous No.718610365
>>718603191
>Is literally managing to lose the leash on BR
Oof, he's pretty bad
Anonymous No.718610404
Europe is becoming poorer and irrelevant. Kind of sad to see. But at the same time they deserve it. What did they think would happen after accepting hoards of immigrants in such a short period and without verification if they have criminal records. Recipe for disaster.
Anonymous No.718610406 >>718610596
>>718610337
Was the jab 100% effective afterall? Did the science get it right?
Anonymous No.718610483
>*replaces you with pic related*
here's your democracy bro
Anonymous No.718610596 >>718610985
>>718610406
Did bleach save you the last time? Seems like you didn't drink enough.
Anonymous No.718610629 >>718612234
>>718603191
>thinking european monarchs have any actual power
Anonymous No.718610669
>>718603721
Seems pretty fucking stupid to satirize stupid people, then.
Anonymous No.718610670 >>718612886
we voted for this btw
democracy!
Anonymous No.718610758
>>718603619
>Admittedly the US used to be seen as a pillar of democracy.
lol
Anonymous No.718610759 >>718610827
>"YAAASSS Emperor Trump please establish a Fourth Reich!"
>"gas da juws exterminate the Mexicans we need concentration camps back!"
>"round up the libruls and dump them in a volcano!"

>"....uh what do you mean democracy is under attack, bro you're overreacting"
Anonymous No.718610773
>>718602702 (OP)
Yeah we know you don't believe in anything but totalitarian Neo-Con zionism thanks for pointing it out multiple times in the past 20 years. Helldivers is based on Starship Troopers the original was Jingoistic Libertarianism where the military was the only thing that mattered in terms of political power because only serving in the military made you a valid authority on deciding who gets to direct the future power (violence) use through politics.
Anonymous No.718610818
This ain't a Helldivers thread.
What the fuck are you even talking about here?
Anonymous No.718610827
>>718610759
He says, having banned a political party for listening too hard to the populace.
Anonymous No.718610924 >>718611987 >>718611995
>>718609643
Why is he talking about US politics then
Anonymous No.718610985
>>718610596
So drumpf AND the science were both wrong? It's almost like we should think for ourselves.
Anonymous No.718611014
>>718602702 (OP)
they had to let this guy on for the EU gibs i reckon
rest of the show was a little disastrous and the walk to the center stage was too long
do better jeff
Anonymous No.718611079 >>718611264
>>718608748
Democracy means people's government. As in, you do things that people sign in for. When you stop doing It and start pulling shit out of your ass willy nilly it's no longer democracy.

Also seeing these suit monkeys scramble like drunk vagabonds trying to cheat their own laws and recordings 24/7 as shit falls apart right on top of them is hilarious.
Anonymous No.718611264
>>718611079
Wrong, rule of the people (Democracy, demographic, population, cracy, referring to the power of.) There doesn't need to be voting for it to be democratic, just enough people getting together through mob rule makes something "democratic" because they got their hands on the deck to solve things through force rather than voting and politics.
Anonymous No.718611345 >>718611439 >>718611458
Is this the saving western civilization thread? We need to do our part and ensure this thread stays up.
Anonymous No.718611439 >>718612390 >>718612595
>>718611345
Thank you for turning every board into a /pol/nigger sewer o7
Anonymous No.718611458
>>718611345
Is this the saving the Jewish race post?
Anonymous No.718611640 >>718611996
>>718603191
>In all these European monarchies?
I'm sorry, does King George III haunt you in your sleep? Does he appear in your nightmares forcing you to drink tea and eat biscuits?
Anonymous No.718611987
>>718610924
Cause he thinks drumpf is a nazi.
Besides I am sure he was also thinking of how much sucess ''far''-right parties have been having in germany and europe.
Anonymous No.718611995
>>718610924
Because his TV told him to
Anonymous No.718611996 >>718612080
>>718611640
> Norway, Denmark, Sweden.
Still monarchies.
> UK.
Ditto, you can get into prison for having a white cardboard brought to protest the current king who sits around doing nothing and forcing you to pay taxes to them. They are the ones currently pushing all the anti-democracy shit too online with age verification anti-customer freedom practices. Japan is the only one with based monarchy.
Anonymous No.718612080 >>718612374
>>718611996
>Monarchy
>Monarchy, Japan
Anonymous No.718612146
>>718604149
It's a dystopian totalitarian society presented with cheery propaganda and humor. Nobody genuinely supports it.
Anonymous No.718612234
>>718610629
In Sweden it's the literal opposite, the king and his family is legally not allowed to vote or even talk publically about politics sinc eit could sway people
Anonymous No.718612374
>>718612080
Yes its a constitutional monarchy, the emperor is still part of the politics, uh oh, we found the newfag.
Anonymous No.718612390
>>718611439
4chan has a /pol/ bias.
Anonymous No.718612439
>>718605857
Probably shouldn't look for defensible models of society in video games.
Anonymous No.718612595
>>718611439
This but unironically
Anonymous No.718612669
>>718603191
TOPEST KEK fpbp
Anonymous No.718612674
>>718603619
the fuck are you smoking. two party system controlled entirely by coprorations? and in the end, both are owned by the military industry. you're fucking delusional. democracy doesnt exist, and never will, not a single country has it. its all corporate dicksucking
Anonymous No.718612695
>>718602702 (OP)
Unironically, why would they alienate their audience?
>>718603191
This but unironically mostly
Anonymous No.718612886 >>718613185
>>718610670
Did you?
how many parties ran on 'Let's import massive amounts of people to lower wages' instead of every party doing so because it benefited the rich?
Anonymous No.718613185 >>718613247 >>718613310 >>718613437 >>718613614
>>718612886
idk "let's ethnically cleanse ourselves" is pretty epic win!
Anonymous No.718613247 >>718613614
>>718613185
Why do white people hate hispanic people so much?
Anonymous No.718613310
>>718613185
Why are spics so scared of nogs?
Anonymous No.718613437
>>718613185
The most wild part of these stats is that it isn't per capita.
Anonymous No.718613614 >>718614090
>>718613247
>>718613185
The bigger question, is why do hispanics hate white people so much
>Black on White : 547948 / 112365 = 4,8765
>Hispanic on White : 365299 / 44551 = 8,1996
Hispanics literally target white people 70% more than black people target white people
Anonymous No.718614090
>>718613614
>target white people 70% more than black people
Because they want to gain money from their crimes, not ebt cards?
Anonymous No.718614478 >>718614754
>USA now shared between insane AI-worshipping tech oligarchs and retarded evangelical puritans
>decrepit EU gearing up to become a mass surveillance state run by technocrats
>GB also, unless Farage wins and fucks everything up in a different way
>Japan and South Korea literally disappearing
It's been a good ride democracybros. wp China
Anonymous No.718614754
>>718614478
China is now speed running economical collapse, lmao. They are actively shooting themselves in the foot.
Anonymous No.718614943 >>718615096
>>718604548
>Move to China
If I could, I would.
Anonymous No.718615091
>>718606087
>ARRESTING ILLEGALS
It's so on the nose.
Anonymous No.718615096
>>718614943
You could always move to Taiwan instead.