Thread 718604017

Genuine question, what would a /v/ convention look like?
I'm not at all asking for it to be done, it would be hell especially nowadays, but what would it be like? Imagine....

half the board would have to come with their parents because they're not old enough

there would be no vidya discussion

some 15 year old will walk around with a folder full of soijak images and just shove them in peoples' faces whenever they say something he doesn't like

A lot of feds

>>718604185
>some 15 year old will walk around with a folder full of soijak images and just shove them in peoples' faces whenever they say something he doesn't like
Used to know a guy who did that
Not a folder but he had a whole collection of them on his phone and sometimes when he got really heated talking to someone he would pull it out and spend a minute finding a picture and show it to them, and say something like "this is what you look like"
He was 20

>>718604973
he sounds based

>>718604185
anon this was true prolly 10 plus years ago but not now, we're all like 30

>>718605101
>he actually thinks the average aged of /v/ went u[ and we didn't simply get overrun with newfags, normies and underages that lowered both the age and IQ average across the board

id show up
we can politely discuss the differences between roguelikes and roguelites, reptiles, and why chaos legion is one of the best game ever
then id stomp anyone who wants to try their luck at darts pool or horseshoes

imagine the smell
imagine all the ugly mutts mugs

>>718605392
Aaaaaand there's the culture war shittery
This is the sorta crap you'll be hearing the whole time

There would be a speed run tournament for all the best games. Veilguard, avowed, dust born, it would be magical.

>>718605465
imagine the gaggle of teenagers running through the hall screaming "DO NOT WEDEEEM DO NOT WEDEEEM SAAR SAAR DO NOT WEDEEEM" sounding like that one video of the sharty kid yelling about the antichrist

>>718605465
>culture war shittery
nigger that is a non-american making fun of you.

>>718605260
Roguelikes are like Rogue. Roguelites have elements of Rogue, usually just random shit and runs, but are otherwise different from Rogue. 99% are roguelites, so both are stupid terms at this point.

>>718605587
See >>718605465

>>718605479
So trans-centric event?

>>718605663
See >>718605587

>>718604973
sounds like me, that is to say, super duper based

>>718605479
>the one pack of dudes trying to prove they can 1cc metal slug, etc
now that would be fun to watch too

>>718605852
irony is gay and your soul is corroded by it

>>718605632
.. i know. and youre right
BUT
its still funny to see people suddenly try to set arbritary boundries and labels on of all things a niche videogame genre

how many cute twinks/femboys can we expect

>>718606115
depends
are you going to be there? if so at least 2(me and you)
im more concerned about the stealth furry incursion or the tactical moldolvan rape sqaud being deployed

>>718606115
at least 1 ^_^

>>718606391
>>718606464

>>718606115
>>718606391
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>>718606534
You people...

>>718606701
it is not gay if it is a really cute femboy with cute ass

>>718604973
life isn’t just a tragedy, it’s a black comedy

>>718606925
And of course, the racist shows up.
How did I not see that coming.

>>718607382
Let me guess, you'll be the one coming dressed as a poor imitation of a woman?