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Anonymous No.718610349 >>718610642 >>718610775 >>718610789 >>718612128 >>718612685 >>718613418 >>718613814 >>718614250 >>718614361 >>718614469 >>718614571 >>718622538 >>718622687 >>718629925 >>718631239 >>718631602 >>718632993 >>718633171 >>718633438 >>718633528 >>718633928 >>718634092 >>718638054 >>718639840 >>718641428 >>718641436 >>718644748 >>718646279 >>718647814 >>718649173 >>718649656 >>718649806 >>718649926 >>718650264 >>718650827 >>718650898 >>718651080 >>718651180 >>718651263 >>718651872 >>718653029 >>718653175 >>718653361 >>718653517 >>718654841 >>718654985 >>718655315 >>718655713 >>718657845 >>718658646 >>718658912 >>718659532 >>718660027 >>718661546 >>718662724 >>718662982 >>718663076 >>718664605 >>718665389 >>718665485 >>718665664 >>718665717 >>718666126 >>718667112 >>718667490 >>718670313 >>718670975 >>718670980 >>718671210 >>718672923 >>718673783 >>718673997 >>718674905 >>718676743 >>718676967 >>718677246
>here's the protagonist of your highly anticipated AAA video game in 2026 bro
Anonymous No.718610642 >>718612050 >>718651125
>>718610349 (OP)
He looks like me, but 10% less Aryan.
Anonymous No.718610775 >>718612147
>>718610349 (OP)
DADDY
Anonymous No.718610789 >>718612147 >>718627334
>>718610349 (OP)
I hope he has real time sweat dripping and detailed pubes
Anonymous No.718612050 >>718670935
>>718610642
He looks like me but eventually
Anonymous No.718612128 >>718612168 >>718634473
>>718610349 (OP)
A
FUCKIN
BLUE
COLLAR
WHITE
MALE
Anonymous No.718612147 >>718612483 >>718633843 >>718659690 >>718660094
>>718610789
>>718610775
kill yourselves disgusting homosexuals
Anonymous No.718612168
>>718612128
That is canonically having sex. How did Rockstar get away with it?
Anonymous No.718612241
JUST GO GET ME MA CHEKCS
Anonymous No.718612318 >>718613356 >>718616803 >>718639467 >>718673035 >>718676118 >>718676405 >>718676967
/v/ learning that they actually like men in real time
Anonymous No.718612483 >>718619826
>>718612147
>Can't even kill them himself
Fucking weak
Anonymous No.718612685 >>718612803
>>718610349 (OP)
blue collar, white male, who raw dog creampies a big booty latina?

How did rockstar get away with it?
Anonymous No.718612773 >>718633531 >>718633587
Anonymous No.718612803
>>718612685
Latina's love white men. Can't erase a genetic reality that's existed since the 1500s.
Anonymous No.718613290 >>718613710
i thought chuds wanted white male which looks like chad in gaems
what happened?
Anonymous No.718613356 >>718617128 >>718632518 >>718651935 >>718653650
>>718612318
I want to look LIKE this, not AT this faggot.
Anonymous No.718613418 >>718614316 >>718623972 >>718645026 >>718651024 >>718662857
>>718610349 (OP)
Anonymous No.718613710
>>718613290
they realized its also gay kek
Anonymous No.718613814 >>718635646 >>718657814 >>718666962
>>718610349 (OP)
I bought these specifically to larp as him
Anonymous No.718614250 >>718627682 >>718633536 >>718633639 >>718634064 >>718639179 >>718649114 >>718655014
>>718610349 (OP)
Perfect.
Anonymous No.718614316
>>718613418
Jason owes my hot sweaty sex.
Anonymous No.718614361 >>718625429 >>718626824
>>718610349 (OP)
He needs to breed my bussy
Anonymous No.718614469
>>718610349 (OP)
cant wait for him to be cucked and bullied by every black guy in the story
Anonymous No.718614571
>>718610349 (OP)
>tattoo
DOA
Anonymous No.718616803
>>718612318
We learned this 15 years ago
Anonymous No.718617128 >>718632518
>>718613356
It's hard for women and fags to understand this.
Anonymous No.718617263 >>718628517
>$120 for psychopath simulator 7
oh joy
not
fuck this game who cares
fuck rockstar
BLM loving trash ain't fooling me
queer ass faggot company full of losers
Anonymous No.718619826
>>718612483
way too many of you homosexuals to kill, you gays spawn like roaches
Anonymous No.718620747 >>718633383
bet this guy dies
Anonymous No.718622538 >>718624043 >>718651263 >>718653359
>>718610349 (OP)
Anonymous No.718622657 >>718622887
For me, it's Rotor the Walrus.
Anonymous No.718622687 >>718624508 >>718633939
>>718610349 (OP)
Unironically why did God put these sinful thoughts into my mind if he doesn't want me to act on them?
Anonymous No.718622887 >>718623832
>>718622657
is the source/full on /trash/?
Anonymous No.718623832
>>718622887
No, but if you'd like, I can give you full on pic through a little catbox link (or just wait 'till friday for gmg to lights up).
Anonymous No.718623972
>>718613418
I want to fuck his armpit
Anonymous No.718624043 >>718624262 >>718665826
>>718622538
He looks so lickable how did they pull it off?
Anonymous No.718624262
>>718624043
High resolution models and textures. Ambient occlusion, visible sweat dripping down. Glistening his muscles.
Anonymous No.718624508 >>718627115 >>718650348 >>718665924
>>718622687
Just listen to your heart.
Anonymous No.718625429
>>718614361
Get in line.
Anonymous No.718626824 >>718627050
>>718614361
>bussy
Is this what fags are calling the anus now? To make it sound less utterly repulsive and deranged?
Anonymous No.718627050 >>718627656
>>718626824
It's been a term used for a long while. Plus straight guys have been using that word to refer to taking pussy from the back.
Anonymous No.718627115 >>718627219
>>718624508
this furry is trans isn't it
Anonymous No.718627219 >>718650348
>>718627115
Nah sorry to disappoint.
Anonymous No.718627228 >>718630945 >>718665924
That made the protag TOO sexy. They can't do this.
Anonymous No.718627334 >>718629986
>>718610789
Do you think his balls react to temperature like the horses in RDR2?
Anonymous No.718627656 >>718629531
>>718627050
>Plus straight guys have been using that word to refer to taking pussy from the back.
no we don't
literally stands for boy pussy
Anonymous No.718627682
>>718614250
>drives a shitty el camino
the gigaest of gigachads... i may be kneeling, but i feel to my knees in anguish...
Anonymous No.718628374
looks gay
Anonymous No.718628517
>>718617263
Based take. Rockstar fell off hard after milking V for a whole decade, and now they expect us to shell out triple digits for the same edgy satire wrapped in TikTok aesthetics? Pass. They haven't made a real GTA since San Andreas.
Anonymous No.718629531 >>718633907
>>718627656
>no we don't
You do though?
https://youtu.be/uKHldGPfcPE?t=106
Anonymous No.718629925
>>718610349 (OP)
>LEON
>MY SISTER IS YOURS
>HURRY UP SHE BOUGHT ANOTHER CAT
Anonymous No.718629986
>>718627334
Yes on hot days you will see it sag
Anonymous No.718630945
>>718627228
why not
Anonymous No.718631239 >>718631398 >>718635617
>>718610349 (OP)
Why are westoids incapable of making non-ugly non-disgusting male characters?
Anonymous No.718631398
>>718631239
Jason isn't ugly at all.
Anonymous No.718631602
>>718610349 (OP)
>natty or not
kek
Anonymous No.718632518 >>718633937 >>718673347
>>718613356
>>718617128
And what will it get you? Men that want to look at you.
Anonymous No.718632852
why are women obsessed with body hair on men
Anonymous No.718632993
>>718610349 (OP)
>white male representative
>is a hardened criminal psychopath
Anonymous No.718633171
>>718610349 (OP)
>played all of rdr2 with shirtless arthur
>will play all of VI with shirtless jason
kino
Anonymous No.718633383
>>718620747
I feel like whoever is chasing jason and lucia will basically end up executing all of their friends and family by the end of the game
I also feel like post game won't involve any of the two main characters, it will turn over control to our GTAVI online avatar in a new available offline type way to play.
Anonymous No.718633438
>>718610349 (OP)
I like it. Thank you bro for giving me that
Anonymous No.718633528
>>718610349 (OP)
How do I achieve this natty?
Anonymous No.718633531
>>718612773
Gross
Anonymous No.718633536
>>718614250
>tattoo
Anonymous No.718633587 >>718665428
>>718612773
>Women can have this and we males can't
Fuck
Anonymous No.718633639 >>718633705 >>718673514
>>718614250
They should give him shorter shorts, small inseams are in style
Anonymous No.718633705 >>718634487
>>718633639
You can probably buy him a banana hammock with very detailed physics
Anonymous No.718633843
>>718612147
Anon, why aren't you gay? Men understand each other far better than any women ever could.
Anonymous No.718633907 >>718634167
>>718629531
Congrats you found a deranged literal who on jewtube
Still doesn't make it common parlance
Anonymous No.718633928 >>718652227
>>718610349 (OP)
This is me, /v/ culturewarrior
Anonymous No.718633937 >>718634093
>>718632518
a hot guy is a hot guy anon you don't really get to choose who is attracted to you
Anonymous No.718633939
>>718622687
Same reason He does most things. 4 teh lulz
Anonymous No.718634064 >>718650291
>>718614250
do people really go to the beach to bench press?
Anonymous No.718634092 >>718650203
>>718610349 (OP)
2026 is the year of the WMLF
Anonymous No.718634093 >>718652058 >>718652086 >>718672178
>>718633937
>you don't really get to choose who is attracted to you
Your appearance and personality certainly plays a factor. I'm just saying because we've heard time and time again most women don't like beefy men.
Anonymous No.718634167
>>718633907
Not in your friend circle perhaps.
Anonymous No.718634473
>>718612128
>Blue collar white man drives a shitty beat up chevy
He just like me fr
Anonymous No.718634487
>>718633705
That would also be acceptable. Unfortunately those are still not in style in the US. Hopefully someday.
Anonymous No.718635617 >>718635756
>>718631239
Anon, you're gay.
Anonymous No.718635646 >>718636329 >>718643608 >>718645279
>>718613814
>can't wear funny sunnies because I'm already four eyed
I need to save up for lasik
Anonymous No.718635756
>>718635617
So what?
Anonymous No.718636329
>>718635646
you're not worried about being one of the many people who end up with complications afterward?
Anonymous No.718636518
itt:
Anonymous No.718638054
>>718610349 (OP)
made to have his asshole polished by black fem twinks
Anonymous No.718638948 >>718639036 >>718641184
>people get sick of wokeshit and libs lose
>GTA VI gets delayed to get rid of the wokeshit
>main character is immediately focused on "toxic" white masculinity
white boy summer chads, we won
Anonymous No.718639036
>>718638948
>>GTA VI gets delayed to get rid of the wokeshit
it's cute you think that
Anonymous No.718639179
>>718614250
I can smell the mango vape from here.
Anonymous No.718639323
Latina girl is protagonist too.
I'm glad they're making love cool again.
<3
Anonymous No.718639467
>>718612318
/v/ moment
>Two grown same sex adults in a consensual relationship=groomers and pedos.
>50 year old men buying 14 year old brides in Texas= Christian values.
Anonymous No.718639840 >>718640171 >>718650231 >>718666027
>>718610349 (OP)
He looks like me… he’s built like me… I… Thank you…
Anonymous No.718640171
>>718639840
sit on my face
Anonymous No.718640813 >>718641246
nigger baboon ass psyop game
imagine being born american
Anonymous No.718641184
>>718638948
>GTA VI gets delayed to get rid of the wokeshit
twitterbrained
Anonymous No.718641246 >>718649848
>>718640813
exactly
that's why real alphas like us only play anime games with little girls in them
right?
Anonymous No.718641428
>>718610349 (OP)
I want to be him
Anonymous No.718641436
>>718610349 (OP)
slowly getting there.
Anonymous No.718643608 >>718644836
>>718635646
just wear contacts, nerd.
Anonymous No.718644748 >>718644904 >>718647634
>>718610349 (OP)
I want to be with him...And I want to look like him.
Anonymous No.718644836
>>718643608
How about you DONT tell me what the FUCK to do

Okay???
Anonymous No.718644904 >>718645058 >>718666105
>>718644748
Anonymous No.718645026 >>718660141 >>718666179
>>718613418
Why can't you just be gay, why do you have to be freak?
Anonymous No.718645058
>>718644904
i'm brown
Anonymous No.718645279
>>718635646
You know you can get sunglasses with prescription lenses, right?
I'm nearsighted as fuck so I have glasses but I also have a second pair of prescription aviator sunglasses that I wear whenever possible, gives me an excuse for it too if anyone ever asks why I'm wearing sunglasses indoors
Anonymous No.718646279 >>718646979
>>718610349 (OP)
I hope I can shave him so I can roleplay as a buff twink
Anonymous No.718646979
>>718646279
>I hope I can shave him
I don't see why not. Since GTA SA you had some degree of customization. From what we've seen in promo material he can at least have more of a sharp look.
>buff twink
That sounds contradictory, no? He'd just be a hunk at that rate.
Anonymous No.718647352
fags
Anonymous No.718647634
>>718644748
I'd suck you off
Anonymous No.718647814 >>718649002 >>718666964
>>718610349 (OP)
Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about this game?
Anonymous No.718649002
>>718647814
maybe
Anonymous No.718649114
>>718614250
>he's chet hanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK-2zmVhd8
Anonymous No.718649173
>>718610349 (OP)
Holy shit, what a sick cunt! That's it, I'm preordering.
Anonymous No.718649656 >>718653259
>>718610349 (OP)
White boy summer 26 will be kino
Anonymous No.718649751 >>718649897 >>718650178 >>718651569 >>718666234
I hate the gay men-ification of western gaming so much.
Anonymous No.718649806
>>718610349 (OP)
Guy who gets women and encourages men to become the kind of guy who women find attractive and will actually want to sleep with? Good
Anonymous No.718649848
>>718641246
only you dude
100%'d hatoful boyfriend if that counts
Anonymous No.718649897
>>718649751
>gay men-ification of western gaming
How so?
Anonymous No.718649926
>>718610349 (OP)
And why wouldn't I want to self-insert? Only problem is he isn't blond. and wears a stupid cap which would mess up his hair.
Anonymous No.718650178
>>718649751
>I hate that I have found men sexier as I got older
okay
Anonymous No.718650203 >>718650993
>>718634092
The Woman My Lover Fucked? The Worldwide Muslim Lesbian Forum? The Wonderful Men Looking Fabulous? The White Men Labrador Fuckers?

I dunno what WMLF is supposed to mean, but I'm fairly confident we're missing logic, frfr.
Anonymous No.718650231
>>718639840
lol'd at this irl
Anonymous No.718650264 >>718666305
>>718610349 (OP)
What does he smell like?
Anonymous No.718650291
>>718634064
people go to the beach for everything
Anonymous No.718650348
>>718624508
>>718627219
I know a girl like this irl
>incredibly mid
>in a gross open throuple with two dudes
>starts talking about porn or her tits whenever she goes 2+ minutes without male attention
turns out sluts are fucking annoying
Anonymous No.718650598 >>718650724 >>718650904 >>718651623 >>718651831 >>718652861 >>718660269 >>718664235
Anonymous No.718650724
>>718650598
>that sweat
god damn
Anonymous No.718650827 >>718650936 >>718666439
>>718610349 (OP)
>wanting to fuck him
>not wanting to be him
You're doing it wrong
Anonymous No.718650889 >>718655970
I'm not playing as a chad
waiting for games with incel representation
simple as
Anonymous No.718650898 >>718651868
>>718610349 (OP)
Rare to see that sort of 8-pack on a guy with such poor upper-back definition, but here we are. His latina gf should buy him a pull-up bar.
Anonymous No.718650904 >>718663427
>>718650598
I look like
>guy holding beer
And I'm attracted to
>women grabbing for his dick
I also live in central Florida, this game is just my fuckin life
Anonymous No.718650936 >>718650968
>>718650827
Why not both?
Anonymous No.718650968
>>718650936
...Fair
Anonymous No.718650993
>>718650203
White man latina female
Anonymous No.718651024 >>718666793
>>718613418
men owe me sex
Anonymous No.718651080
>>718610349 (OP)
Let female have their steak and loins and let males have breast and rump, we can all have what we want and dine togheter.
Anonymous No.718651125
>>718610642
show us shirtless pictures
Anonymous No.718651180 >>718666793
>>718610349 (OP)
imagine sucking his thick juicy pink uncut cock and then eating his fat breedable ass. i bet he has a really thick bush.
god i wish men were real....
Anonymous No.718651263 >>718651485
>>718610349 (OP)
>>718622538
lord have mercy. i want to be his fleshlight
Anonymous No.718651485 >>718654687
>>718651263
i want to use him as a fleshlight
Anonymous No.718651569 >>718651608 >>718651665 >>718666850
>>718649751
>Sees a good looking dude
>starts thinking about gay sex instead of self inserting
Anonymous No.718651608
>>718651569
>starts thinking about gay sex instead of self inserting
oh i want to self insert my dick in him alright
Anonymous No.718651623
>>718650598
Look at this cow.
Anonymous No.718651665
>>718651569
i have unironically developed AGP and no longer self-insert as men, and my sexual thoughts are in a way, heterosexual as i do not want to engage in them as a man
never gonna troon out though
Anonymous No.718651831
>>718650598
This game is gonna be Florida kino.
Anonymous No.718651868
>>718650898
Hag SEXO
Anonymous No.718651872 >>718652025 >>718652639 >>718653040
>>718610349 (OP)
Friendly reminder that this is what we mean by

>bad bod

It's easily achievable for men by having healthy diet and working out 3-4 times per week, testosterone takes care of rest.
Anonymous No.718651935
>>718613356
this, I’ve increased my number of sets at the gym just so I can look like Jason (literally me) Duval.
Anonymous No.718652025 >>718652596
>>718651872
>achievable for men by having healthy diet and working out 3-4 times per week
Trve but it'll take at least 2 years, if you have a skinny fridgebod
Anonymous No.718652058 >>718652297
>>718634093
>lifting for women
>caring about what the average landwhale with 8 abortions thinks about your body
ngmi
Anonymous No.718652086 >>718652181
>>718634093
>we've heard time and time again most women don't like beefy men.
Gotta be a retard to think this is true.
Anonymous No.718652130
need a boifren who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me :3
Anonymous No.718652181 >>718664493
>>718652086
Why do they gravitate towards twinks like Timothee Chalamet?
Anonymous No.718652227
>>718633928
just fix the hair and you're good
Anonymous No.718652297
>>718652058
>lifting for women
literal step one don't do this
Anonymous No.718652308
THE WHITE MAN IS BACK BABY
Anonymous No.718652596 >>718652639 >>718653836
>>718652025
>least 2 years
LOL


LMAO
Anonymous No.718652639
>>718651872
>easily achievable
>>718652596
Anonymous No.718652861
>>718650598
He looks like me and this girl is so damn breedable
Anonymous No.718653029
>>718610349 (OP)
the things that matter to womens
>race
>money
>looks
in that order
Anonymous No.718653040
>>718651872
>what we mean by bad bod
So Jason looks bad yet you still say it's easily achievable? I don't get it why is it supposed to be bad
Anonymous No.718653175
>>718610349 (OP)
His body is so fucking weird man
Like every part of him is well built and athletic, EXCEPT his lats.
Like he's even got obliques that just lead into nothing
Anonymous No.718653259 >>718653793
>>718649656
>White boy summer 26 will be kino
Always is senpai
Anonymous No.718653359 >>718654845
>>718622538
you're telling me some JEET IN FUCKING BANGALORE is getting PAID to model that??!!
BRB gonna blow my brains out
Anonymous No.718653361
>>718610349 (OP)
The white man is back, masculinity is back.
Anonymous No.718653364 >>718654453
damn i cant wait to do all kinds of white trash shit in this game, like mudding, hunting gators off my fan boat, cheating on Lucia, running over niggers and fags and trannies. hopefully i can complete my beach bum dreams and go surfing too.
Anonymous No.718653517
>>718610349 (OP)
dude gets killed and replaced by the real main (Black bull) within the first few hours of the game.
Anonymous No.718653650
>>718613356
You want to look like Freeza?
Anonymous No.718653793
>>718653259
oh he is hot
Anonymous No.718653836 >>718654612
>>718652596
What's funny about that??
next year i am going to look like Jason
Anonymous No.718654453
>>718653364
>hunting gators off my fan boat
Legitimately can't wait.
Anonymous No.718654612
>>718653836
Post body?
Anonymous No.718654687 >>718658997
>>718651485
Only right answer. Bottoms deserve death.
Anonymous No.718654821
Homo thread
Anonymous No.718654841 >>718655458
>>718610349 (OP)
Since this trailer I've decided to look like him. I've lost 15kg, putting me squarely in the healthy BMI and since a couple weeks ago, already started to put on a decent amount of muscle. I've even had a lot of the girls I know compliment me on my body now. I'm gonna make it bros
Anonymous No.718654845
>>718653359
the jeets are modeling the garbage and trashy shitty areas, fittingly so
Anonymous No.718654985 >>718655019
>>718610349 (OP)
I bough PS Pro last month so I can play this game day 1.
I played every GTA since 2. I feel alive, happy, and optimistic recently because of GTA VI alone.
Yes, I may be a normie, but at least I'm happy.
Anonymous No.718655014
>>718614250
WHITE BOY SUMMER LETS GOOOO ROCKSTAR BLESSED US !!!!
Anonymous No.718655019
>>718654985
Based
Anonymous No.718655315 >>718655504 >>718655659
>>718610349 (OP)
fuck how do i look like this. because of this game women wont accept anything less
Anonymous No.718655458
>>718654841
Im on the same path brother. I am pretty weak still, but I lost around 10kg since May and planning to get buffed till VI releases. I'm spending my summer in Leonida, and then actually gonna go to beach irl and not feel ashamed of my fat slobby body. We are all gonna make it just stick to the plan, it's okay to miss gym sometimes, not a tragedy.
Anonymous No.718655504
>>718655315
Working out as a second job but the worst is changing your diet. Especially after 30. It's maddening sometimes but it's worth it once you see yourself in a mirror with your shirt off.
Anonymous No.718655659 >>718663641
>>718655315
Progressive overload on the big 5 lifts, eating slightly over your maintenance calories, once you can hit 1/2/3/4 for 6-8 reps, cut to around 15% body fat.
Anonymous No.718655713 >>718655826
>>718610349 (OP)
looks like a nigger
Anonymous No.718655826
>>718655713
Brown hands typed this.
Anonymous No.718655970 >>718659138
>>718650889
Andromeda sounds like your kind of game.
Anonymous No.718657753
need to choke on white man cock and drink white man cum
Anonymous No.718657814
>>718613814
What brand? I wanna larp too
Anonymous No.718657845 >>718658597
>>718610349 (OP)
>straight white masculine male that lifts
what am i supposed to be upset by here exactly?
Anonymous No.718658597
>>718657845
It's triggering and frightening for liberals
Anonymous No.718658646
>>718610349 (OP)
I look like this
Anonymous No.718658797 >>718658931 >>718659001
there is nothing wrong with being gay
Anonymous No.718658912 >>718658991
>>718610349 (OP)
>heard you are a shithole fucking faggot so here have this faggot bait protagonist!

aww gee thanks "rock"star but i am good, glad i am not into shitty gta games
Anonymous No.718658931 >>718659080 >>718659131
>>718658797
He has a cute feminine face
Fucking him in the face is not gay whatsoever
Now wanting to fuck hairy masculine looking sweaty man - that's gay. If you want to fuck a very feminine boy, it's literally fine.
Anonymous No.718658991
>>718658912
bait protagonist?
faggot?
he's fucking big booty latina in a Trailer
Also you're brown, hang yourself
Anonymous No.718658997
>>718654687
im sorry
Anonymous No.718659001 >>718659080 >>718661314 >>718670165
>>718658797
The bible says elsewise.
Anonymous No.718659052
Woke lost
Anonymous No.718659080 >>718659276 >>718659376 >>718667047
>>718658931
>>718659001
Remember, this is the ultimate test to see if you are gay: https://files.catbox.moe/qvm7z6.mp4
Any reaction other than pure unadulterated horror means you are most likely homosexual.
Anonymous No.718659095 >>718659219 >>718663041
>here's the protagonist of your highly anticipated AAA video game in 2026 bro
Anonymous No.718659131
>>718658931
it starts like that, but then you realize the "hairy masculine looking sweaty men" have the same pink butthole and the same smell as the bottom twinks with feminine faces.
Anonymous No.718659138
>>718655970
That's not how you compare proportions
Anonymous No.718659219
>>718659095
I would fuck the everloving shit out of that piece of trash, so I approve.
Anonymous No.718659276 >>718659416
>>718659080
>nog
no thanks, not watching
Anonymous No.718659376 >>718664602
>>718659080
Oh thank god, I am entirely disgusted by this shit on an existential level.
I can go back to sucking cock and getting fucked by men without worry of being a homosexual.
Anonymous No.718659416 >>718659454 >>718659552
>>718659276
it's a NIGGER, anon
say it, NIGGER
NIGGER
don't be afraid of saying NNNNNNIGGGGGGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.718659454 >>718665415
>>718659416
Nog is better because it still annoys the puritans while making the /pol/acks like you schizo out.
Anonymous No.718659532 >>718659821
>>718610349 (OP)
>hot young guy with hot Latina gf
I will now pirate your game or, if it's not cracked, I might even buy it (once it comes to PC, I don't own any consoles)
Anonymous No.718659552
>>718659416
i say both
Anonymous No.718659690
>>718612147
But anon, the sweat and pube comment is exactly what you say about lolis. Why do you get to be the only degenerate?
Anonymous No.718659703 >>718659774 >>718659876 >>718667328
Is Florida really full of smoking hot Latinas? Why don't all white Americans move there?!
Anonymous No.718659774
>>718659703
Because unfortunately it'd still be Florida.
Anonymous No.718659821 >>718659995 >>718660021
>>718659532
dude looks 40, hes not young
Anonymous No.718659876
>>718659703
Hurricanes, mosquitos and alligators. Not worth it.
Anonymous No.718659995
>>718659821
You have to be some form of bugman or underaged negroid to be this age blind.
Anonymous No.718660021 >>718660357
>>718659821
>dude looks 40

Did you see today's 40 year olds? Most of them are also bald cucks. Jason looks like he's 25-37 in his prime.
Anonymous No.718660027
>>718610349 (OP)
>highly anticipated
Not by me.
Anonymous No.718660094
>>718612147
im a black woman, basedboy
Anonymous No.718660141
>>718645026
Why can't you just be straight? Why do you have to like lolis/feet/armpits/pubes/every other fetish on this site? You say that to the straight guys saying armpit shit too right?
Anonymous No.718660269
>>718650598
quintessential americana
Anonymous No.718660357 >>718660389
>>718660021
t. american
Anonymous No.718660389 >>718660918
>>718660357
you need to go outside and look at the average 40 year olds they are all fat
Anonymous No.718660918
>>718660389
lol you're a mutt
LMAO
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Anonymous No.718661314
>>718659001
the bible is jewish filth and i reject it
Anonymous No.718661546 >>718661604
>>718610349 (OP)
yeah wow man cant wait for another rockstar game with a protag that commits violent felonies that spews retarded hypocritical takes for women to swoon over now that rockstar makes their lead characters attractive. i can't imagine how fucking obnoxious the game is going to be now that it's in the GTA universe where everything and anything is a parody when the world in real life already feels like a parody of itself
Anonymous No.718661598 >>718661669
rockstar have finally done it
they've made a game which appeals to normie women
Anonymous No.718661604
>>718661546
Cars go vroom vroom, people go ouch ouch
Anonymous No.718661669
>>718661598
The sims already exists
Anonymous No.718662524
why are sweaty, hairy, male chests so sexual?
Anonymous No.718662724
>>718610349 (OP)
I can't fucking wait. I already bought my PS 5 Pro a month ago. Now playing Spider-Man 2 and then Yotei in September and October we got the double delight Digimon and PokΓ©mon. I fucking love being a gamer, bros.
Anonymous No.718662857
>>718613418
Rightoids are mentally ill
Anonymous No.718662982
>>718610349 (OP)
MasterCard and visa are okay with this?
Anonymous No.718663041
>>718659095
Was the battle of kursk the white boy summer? Whites vs slavs.
Anonymous No.718663076 >>718663259
>>718610349 (OP)
Marketed towards gays
Anonymous No.718663259
>>718663076
And Hispanic girls
Anonymous No.718663427
>>718650904
>>guy holding beer
Hot, post belly and bulge to prove.
Anonymous No.718663538
Anyone pretending not to be excited for this game is such a jaded contrarian faggot. I for one can't wait for White Boy Summer Florida backwater kino
Anonymous No.718663641
>>718655659
The 5 big lifts?
Anonymous No.718663664
I can't wait for pornbros to get their hands on his model........
Anonymous No.718664235
>>718650598
Im more attracted to this guy than the MC
Anonymous No.718664493
>>718652181
Keep thinking that.
Anonymous No.718664602
>>718659376
S-s...source?
Anonymous No.718664605
>>718610349 (OP)
I want to build a body like this and then reject every woman who approaches me
I am not gay, I just want to troll chicks
Anonymous No.718665389
>>718610349 (OP)
He looks like he fucks femboys.
Anonymous No.718665415
>>718659454
but don't say nogger cause then you'll confuse europeans
Anonymous No.718665428
>>718633587
what makes you think there are no loser women out there? In the same way many men are not worth it, many women aren't either.
Anonymous No.718665485
>>718610349 (OP)
This is what gamers want.
Anonymous No.718665664
>>718610349 (OP)
Breed my hole till I'm pregnant!
Anonymous No.718665717 >>718665875
>>718610349 (OP)
ironically this isn't an extremely difficult physique to achieve
lift weights 3-5x a week and don't eat junk food
Anonymous No.718665826
>>718624043
They had to stare at a lot of hot shirtless sweaty guys to make sure the model was just right... like A LOT a lot. Like several gangbangs for months a lot
Anonymous No.718665875
>>718665717
Not that good.
Very few people have that good genetics.
Anonymous No.718665924
>>718624508
That song is why I can't play souls games anymore

>>718627228
Of course they can. Games have been doing it for decades
Anonymous No.718666027
>>718639840
Gonna need proof. Naked proof.
Anonymous No.718666105
>>718644904
I have this picture saved on my phone but when I tried to post it in a thread the other day I couldn't find it mixed in with all the gay porn. I'm going to have to sort my gallery.
Anonymous No.718666126
>>718610349 (OP)
He will be perfect, but only after I feed him steroids.
They're returning the muscle/fat system aren't they?
Anonymous No.718666179
>>718645026
It's not like he wants to fuck animals or anything
Anonymous No.718666234
>>718649751
Oh I'm sorry, did you want more woke feminization? At least now you're going to have men being men while doing men
Anonymous No.718666305
>>718650264
Axe and musk
Anonymous No.718666439
>>718650827
Anonymous No.718666793
>>718651024
Then get on grindr fag

>>718651180
Anonymous No.718666850
>>718651569
Oh I'll insert myself alright
Anonymous No.718666962
>>718613814
Brand plz
Anonymous No.718666964
>>718647814
Nah, same here.
I'm done with games promoting westoid degeneracy of any kind.
Anonymous No.718667047
>>718659080
>doesn't immediately cut to them in bed sucking and fucking eachother
What kind of shitty gay porn is this? Fucking Helix Studios getting lazy up in here
Anonymous No.718667063 >>718667192
>gay guys and women get exactly what they want, sweaty buff dude in good shape that you can remove shirt from
>straight guys get a goblina in a burqa, probably will have no revealing outfits whatsoever
I know that this is a gay dude thread and that’s fine, but why do straight guys get jack shit? This is like watching someone else get the perfect dish they ask for, I pay the same price for the food, then the waiter comes out and gives me mine and it’s pig slop in a plastic bowl.
Anonymous No.718667112
>>718610349 (OP)
you fags got 9 months to get into shape like this. Once this game comes out White Boy Summer 2026 is gonna kick off and every minority woman, especially latinas, are gonna be going for this look
Anonymous No.718667192 >>718667390
>>718667063
>why do straight guys get jack shit?
You get literally every game ever. You're probably getting this game too since we've barely seen anything from it.
Anonymous No.718667328
>>718659703
>Why don't all white Americans move there?!
They do and that's why it's quickly turning to shit. I hate new queerlanders and canadians so much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.718667390 >>718667550
>>718667192
What’s the last game that came out with booba? Some gachaslop? First Descendant which is such a god awful video game that not even boobs and controversy could save it? I genuinely couldn’t tell you an answer.
Anonymous No.718667490
>>718610349 (OP)
can mods stop spamming these gay threads please?
Anonymous No.718667550 >>718667892
>>718667390
Stellar Blade
Anonymous No.718667892
>>718667550
>sloppa blade
>sold slightly more than a million copies then disappeared like a fart in the wind
>not even PC mods could revive the playerbase aside from like 5 coomers
It’s a bad game bwo. Bad Soulslike, only lords of the fallen is worse. I guess you do win though, cause I should’ve specified a FUN AND GOOD booba game.
Anonymous No.718669842 >>718672713
Is anyone else pleasantly surprised the newest GTA has an incredibly handsome straight white male protag? How the hell did they pull that off?
Anonymous No.718670165
>>718659001
that thing only says to not lie with a man as you would with a woman, so no bifags
Anonymous No.718670313
>>718610349 (OP)
If GTAVI plays anything like GTAV it's going to be shit
Anonymous No.718670395 >>718670869
we wont be able to play this game on pc for atleast 5 more years
Anonymous No.718670869
>>718670395
Shoulda bought a PS5 before the meme tariffs.
Anonymous No.718670935
>>718612050
kek
Anonymous No.718670975 >>718672045 >>718672203
>>718610349 (OP)
need to lick his pits, such his cock and swallow his cum if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.718670980
>>718610349 (OP)
Anonymous No.718671210
>>718610349 (OP)
looks exactly like me
Anonymous No.718671597
Arthur was better looking.
Anonymous No.718672045
>>718670975
>lick his pits
I'm not a faggot, so I'll pass. But ngl some cock sounds good right now
Anonymous No.718672178
>>718634093
>most women don't like beefy men
>xe thinks xe can accidentally get too big
Anonymous No.718672203
>>718670975
God damn it poindexter we don't all have degrees in $5 mumbo jumbo word games just spit it out
Anonymous No.718672713
>>718669842
>straight
Not for long
Anonymous No.718672923 >>718673129
>>718610349 (OP)
this man is giving me gender envy and I’m a fucking guy. I think I do too much cardio because I lift weights 5 days a week and don’t even come close
Anonymous No.718673035 >>718673274 >>718673414 >>718673460 >>718673679
>>718612318
faggot we don’t want to fuck him we want to BE him
Anonymous No.718673129 >>718673453
>>718672923
Some are meant to be the cattle. Some, the butcher.
Also it's a fucking videogame character, get your shit together, would-be woman.
Anonymous No.718673274
>>718673035
Anonymous No.718673347
>>718632518
>and what will it get you?
pride? a feeling of accomplishment? self discipline? anon can’t comprehend doing something simply for himself
Anonymous No.718673414
>>718673035
I want to fuck him
Anonymous No.718673453 >>718673615
>>718673129
>t.cattle
Anonymous No.718673460
>>718673035
You're right. I don't want to fuck him. I want him to fuck ME
Anonymous No.718673514
>>718633639
>in style
they never went out of style. shorts should always land above the knee, preferably mid thigh otherwise you’re just wearing nigger shit. Men used to take pride in their legs
Anonymous No.718673615
>>718673453
Hit me with your cattle prod, daddy
Anonymous No.718673679 >>718673756
>>718673035
I want him to fuck me
Anonymous No.718673756 >>718673970 >>718674089 >>718674539
>>718673679
>can't please Jason by both getting fucked AND fucking him
NGMI
Anonymous No.718673783 >>718673937
>>718610349 (OP)
>Because of that guy, and this game, there is going to be a new trend of all Latinas HUNTING down whitebois and WMLF relationships are going to go through the roof
LEAVE OUR WOMEN ALONE JIM!!!!
Anonymous No.718673937
>>718673783
Granted they are going to be lusting for the attractive ones, which basically rules the majority of the population that even accounts for that sort of thing happenning at all.
Life finds a way.
Anonymous No.718673970 >>718674085
>>718673756
I want to see him spit roasted
Anonymous No.718673997
>>718610349 (OP)
I'm gonna turn him into a fat depressed alcoholic real fast.
It's an easy fix.
Anonymous No.718674085
>>718673970
That's the spirit.
Anonymous No.718674089 >>718674539
>>718673756
This. What's the point of us both having dicks if only one of us gets to fuck?
Anonymous No.718674095 >>718674249 >>718674326
>WHAT THE FUCK???? IS THAT A WHITE MALE PROTAGONIST??? HOLY SHIT WHAT A CHANGE OF PACE
this really does show you how pervasive DEI has become

I remember watching the Mission Impossible movie from like 2013 or something and thinking it was crazy how Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner were the two leads, these days it'd be Cruise and John Boyega
Anonymous No.718674249 >>718674442
>>718674095
Trumpists are an incredibly stupid people who will give you their life savings if you pat them on the head.
It's a great grift desu.
Anonymous No.718674326 >>718674541
>>718674095
I feel like this doesn’t get brought up enough in GTA6 discussion. People are losing their minds over an attractive white male main character. People have become so demoralized they can’t even remember only about a decade ago this was just β€œnormal”
Anonymous No.718674442
>>718674249
Prove it. Start an altright youtube channel like that pronouns guy
Anonymous No.718674539 >>718675167
>>718673756
>>718674089
>making Jason lay flat on his stomach after he has spent his load in you then wrapping yourself around him and pounding his ass which his prostate will now feel 300% more for having just nutted, thus making him boil into an absent-minded pile of gurgling moans and grunts
That is the way. The ultimate way.
Anonymous No.718674541 >>718674824
>>718674326
That's right, there hasn't been an attractive white male main character since at least [insert last video game here]
Anonymous No.718674807 >>718675260 >>718675741 >>718675915
Latina ass...
Anonymous No.718674824
>>718674541
name 5. also it doesn’t count if he was emasculated at any point in the game by a woman
Anonymous No.718674905 >>718675169
>>718610349 (OP)
looks like me
trannies keep seething
Anonymous No.718675167
>>718674539
>eyes rolling back in his head, moaning, mindless, just consumed by lust
Anonymous No.718675169
>>718674905
sure, dude
Anonymous No.718675260
>>718674807
Jason gets to pound this into the mattress in prone bone every night.
Anonymous No.718675741
>>718674807
She's way too hot to have to be a criminal.
Anonymous No.718675915
>>718674807
Nobody wants to see that grandma ass, we want Jason's breedable ass dripping in cum after being passed around
Anonymous No.718676118
>>718612318
>just because your dreams have men in them
redux
Anonymous No.718676405
>>718612318
All incels eventually realize their hate for women is just a closeted lust for other men and penis
Anonymous No.718676743
>>718610349 (OP)
he looks like me in my head
Anonymous No.718676967
>>718610349 (OP)
Yes, this is what I asked for.
>>718612318
Jewish psyop faggot. Remember that ever since the 50's jews have been psyopping culture about male bonding/brotherhood to the only accepted realm of sports. They never give a fuck if it's a black but when a White masculine archetype comes along they all bitch and complain about homosexuality. They can never, due to their matriarchal culture and hierarchy never really bond with another man or know what true brotherhood is like because they are of a lower species and thus tie everything back to sex (matriarchy). It's why Freud and every Jewish historian that wrote about the Romans, Greeks, Pagans, etc, all tied it back to gay sex.
Anonymous No.718677246
>>718610349 (OP)
>white buff guy dating a hot latina
yup 100% me.