Thread 718612280

Would you trust this flat chest to be your dedicated DPS?

>>718612280 (OP)
yes

Not flat enough

No, damage comes from the breasts.

>>718612471
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>>718612280 (OP)
built for oni cock

>Ronins
lmao no. Fight's over by the time she sets up anything

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>>718612997
if we get out dps im throwing her to one

I legitimately can't tell if she's from disgaea or etrian odyssey.

>>718612280 (OP)
I trust her sister to be my frontline DPS, I think on average the backline gunner outdamages her though due to having more TP and more accesible elemental attacks, and the Hunter out-tanks her so she's probably the weakest link on the team.

>>718612280 (OP)
No! Everybody knows that breasts = more HP.
This flat slut is rape bait.

>>718612280 (OP)
TP is stored in the breasts

>>718612280 (OP)
Only if she gives me sarashijobs

>>718613161
this

no. I prefer Dark Hunters.

>>718613302
Its EO

No. She looks like she does no damage

>>718612280 (OP)
...maybe she could just use her sword instead?

>>718612280 (OP)
dont ronin suck?

>>718614461
On EO1?
Yeah, kinda.
Every skill needs to have a stance on, which only lasts 3 turns, and the skills themselves are just 9 variants of "deal damage to one enemy". Absolutely no versatility or utility beyond dealing damage to bosses, and even then having to refresh the stance constantly kills it.

>>718612280 (OP)
only if she takes the socks off first

>>718612280 (OP)
Etrian Odyssey is the epitome of pic related for me.

>>718612280 (OP)
Yes I bet she holds a lot of hate towards the world.

>>718614798
>he doesn't like dungeon crawlers
genuine fag

>>718615054
Honestly? I don't even know, I don't think I've ever played one (no, I'm not a zoomer) but I fucking abhor these outdated combat visuals where your team is represented by portraits and the enemies are PNGs with cheap visual effects.

>>718612280 (OP)
Post-battle congratulatory chestpats.

>>718615317
>never played a dungeon crawler/blobber
>not a zoomer
Doubtful.

>>718615317
>I'm not a zoomer, I was born in 2001
The post, the fag.
>in b4 b-b-but im gen alpha

>>718615527
>>718615686
1993, actually.
>inb4 some gen x fag calls me a zoomer anyways

>>718614353
To small

>>718614353
Minimum amount of damage required to join my party

What niche does she fill?

>>718614694
The damage itself is good at least, the problem is Survivalist hits just as hard and can be used in the back. The double shot that hits three times is effectively Midareba except without a stance so you just spam that shit on non-Apollon turns. Still plenty usable at least, just not good.

Flats make better tanks

>>718618303
Frontline physical DPS with less-conditional elemental options

>>718618303
I'll be filling her niche

>>718619324
This flatness fills me with pure joy.

>>718619324
>You will never be the personal healslut husband of a flat little girl tank wearing poorly fitting bikini armor with a big fuckhueg weapon.
Why even live.

>>718612280 (OP)
Only if she lets my rub her thigh windows and maybe finger her pussy only to stop just before she cums when we're about to face a FOE

>>718612280 (OP)
Loli Meira!

>>718612280 (OP)
Not fluffy enough

>>718615054
I have no clue how anons like Dungeon crawlers like these. I played EO1 after playing Strange Journey and while i didn't expect a story like the latter, i expected a more interesting gameplay. All skills boil down to "deal damage" or "buff yourself", which is reasonable but seeing people suck off EO made me think it had unique stuff. Even the visuals piss me off a bit, in SJ the enemy sprites would have parts that moved/swayed and in EO they are purely static. IDK, for a game that felt like it wanted me to feel like i'm on a journey, it's very sterile and artificial. I did drop it on the fourth stratum so maybe it gets better, i guess.

>>718620883
RUINED

Etrian girls owe me sex

My wives

>>718620986
To be fair, the first game is the most basic in the series. I enjoy it for what it is but it's on the ordinary side. The 3DS games are more interesting overall, although some aspects are more casualized.

>>718620986
>plays the 1st game in a series
>expects every game to be like that and never have evolved
>extrapolates about the rest of the series without having played any of the other games
I'm sorry that you have to find out this way, but you're retarded.

>>718614353
Her damage numbers are as big as her chest.

>>718614353
That's a debuffer.

>>718621842
No, she's a DPS that needs ailments or binds to function.

I don't know if I should just bite the bullet and emulate/buy V and Nexus or wait for the possibility of Atlus ever re-releasing the 3DS ones.

>>718621650
that's fair. I remember asking in an EO thread if its fine to start with 1 and everybody said yes, i guess i should have asked instead if 1 was a good game or if i should skip it. Should i just check out the 3DS games like the other anon said or do you have others in mind?

>>718621984
If what you want is a lot of cool ways to do things then the 3DS games should be more your speed. In particular they integrate ailments and binds much more nicely into most parties rather than them being a specialist thing.

>>718622202
NTA but 3ds as in untold? I've actually got the first one of those on hand but backlogged it

>>718622202
>If what you want is a lot of cool ways to do things then the 3DS games should be more your speed
Yeah, that sounds good enough for me. I'll check it out, cheers.

>>718622348
Any of the 3DS games, really. 4 might be easier than the rest but it still did a lot to make ailments and binds more regularly usable, as well as usable against the superbosses.

>>718621842
>Debuff
Yet my dick is getting bigger. Curious

>>718621984
3, 4 or 5 are fine. 3 isn't a 3DS game but it's sort of like a mid-point between the design of 1-2 and 4. Classes are more experimental and it's easier to branch out and make weird parties, but it still has the issue 1 and 2 have of unfitting skills that aren't worth shit for each class. 4 is where modern class design kicked in and everything is meant to be more cohesive on top of adding 3d enemy models, but it's the easiest game in the series and doesn't have a ton of classes in general. 1 and 2 Untold are weird reimaiginings that aren't quite the originals, but aren't necessarily similar to 4 or 5 either.

>>718614798
same
goddamn it just let me see the little girls moving around and kicking ass and getting raped
they made sprites for all the enemies, why not the protagonists too

I would trust a flat chest with my fucking life

>>718624237
I trust her

>>718612280 (OP)
I can't take katanas seriously if we're fighting giant monsters. A katana isn't going to do shit, let me have the buster sword dps

>>718627026
Nippon steel strong

>>718627780
That's enough midriff for an entire village.

>>718612280 (OP)
>she will never trim your beard or pubic area with such precision and success

What the fuck am I doing with my life...

>>718627780
I'm beginning to see.
Flat is desirable because at that point it's a flawless extension of the tummy.

>>718612280 (OP)
>turn based game
>Damage per second

>>718630791
DPT (damage per turn) doesn't roll off the tongue.

>finally finished 5
>get to post-game
>26F is whatever
>27F
>50+ teleport tiles
I think I'm done with the game I'm just getting trolled by the devs at this point

>>718614173
>ties a cape to her ponytail

>>718632068
your a dumbo who can preciate coolness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OZ8ZILdWTs

the teleporters all contribute to that terrified panic from getting lost in space

>>718627780
yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum

>>718632068
The sixth strata are always a huge waste of time.

>>718632068
they aren't aren't random and they follow a very basic pattern

>>718632068
EOV's 6th stratum is the most fair teleporter puzzle out of all of them. If this filters you, don't even bother trying the rest of the game's 6th stratums. You can probably do EOIV's since that one is kind enough to let brainlets brute force it.

>>718632068
MULTIFLOOR
TELEPORTER
MAZE

>>718615054
>BOLEK
>LOLEK
>BONIFAC

>>718612280 (OP)
absolutely. she doesn't have enormous, useless fat sacks obstructing her sword swings

>>718633179
I know I numbered all of them

>>718634120
if you think they need numbers you don't understand how they work

>>718618303
Naizuri slave

>>718634082
What about the extra hp?

>>718618303
In EO2U? She fills the niche of being the worst character in the game. In EO1? She's fine, but it's too annoying to train her. In EO2? She's fine in general. In EO1U? Also fine. Probably her best performance.

>>718618303
Navel sex slave

>>718635897
She's cute in all of them.

What’s the appeal of flatties? I genuinely don’t get it. Is it just safe loli?

>>718612280 (OP)
>>718627780
Why won't she put on clothes?

>>718620963
Based bunny bro

>>718636704
To expose her flatness and distract the enemy.
Her naked tummy especially stimulates monsters' breeding instincts.

>>718636337
If you don't get it, you don't get it. No point in trying to understand

>safe loli
What do you mean by this? Ronin and all the other dedicated flat portraits are loli.

>>718636930
That's a risky endeavour if she loses.

>>718636917
Therian is a based race.
>pure offensive firepower and speed
>nothing else but gimmicks and smacking things more

>>718635897
I dunno, in Untold she just feels okay. Nothing special. But my party in 1 which felt great was only fine in Untold. L/P/R/M/S is pretty cookie cutter for the most part, felt a lot better in the original. Even though Ronin was worse to set up, felt like she did comparatively more damage compared to the remake, although the remake one had more variety in moves. Maybe they made the classes I didn’t pick busted though.

>>718619324
>dodge attack
>party dies
Best tank

>>718612280 (OP)
Well, no, she's from a turn-based game.

next stage? more like never stage

>>718635897
Nexus is her best performance.

>>718637803
The next stage was the afterlife.

>>718637803
Trust the plan bro.

flat?

>>718637803
I still believe

Flat is always best

where's the guro games with cute flat chested character crawling into dangerous dungeons? i found this one, but i don't know...
https://seesaawiki.jp/ryonage_seisaku/d/r%2dwiz
but

>>718619324
It's a fact.

>>718619324
holy fucking SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>718640248
Whomst?

>>718640248
Hey you posted my wife.

>>718639707
what the shit I didn't know about this
and it's the same dev that made that one iso RL

>>718615527
I was born in 1990 and I didn't play Phantasy Star 1 until 2020. Then I played Etrian Odyssey Untold because /v/ wouldn't stfu about EO and I realize I had it downloaded on 3DS (I think I grabbed it with a bunch of games when there was that Eshop exploit; I genuinely don't remember buying it). It's definitely a genre you have to be told about or stumble upon. Non-AAA RPGs in general are more niche than you think, we're talking a niche within a niche.

>>718635897
>EOU1
And then her instant kill gets your whole party CRABBED in the sixth stratum

I ended up restarting 2 after getting stuck on Flame Demon almost a year ago, ended up going with my previous party, just with a Dark Hunter instead of a Protector. I also learned how absolutely fucking busted Str Up is and killed Chimaera in 3 turns. I literally just auto battle most things, it's kinda nuts. Also, I'm just gonna cheese Flame Demon with Climax this time, fuck him.

>>718637803
>a full Nintendo generation has come and gone without any new Etrian
This is suffering

>>718642492
Mail from Yuusha Mushoku, a series of short comics the Disgaea artist made. There's an unlockable skin resembling her for the tank class in Labyrinth of Refrain, though.

>>718643787
>iso RL
what's that?

>>718644898
Nigger don't ignore me.
I SAID you posted my wife.

>>718645095
Dude, I dunno. Post Tutankhamun from Eiyuu Senki and we're even or whatever.

>>718645283
Just say hi or something. I never see anyone mention Harada's non-Disgaea stuff.

>>718613161
Literally me.

>>718644946
iso(metric) or "quarter-view" traditional Roguelike
probably also has ryona