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Anonymous No.718620906 >>718621275 >>718621370 >>718622103 >>718622321 >>718622847 >>718626902 >>718627282 >>718630118 >>718630216
>sand burial!
Anonymous No.718621275
>>718620906 (OP)
>hq720 (1).jpg
Anonymous No.718621370 >>718621682 >>718621694 >>718622796
>>718620906 (OP)
The sand village has to be the shittiest one to live in
Anonymous No.718621682 >>718627460
>>718621370
The mist village birthed the akatsuki
Anonymous No.718621694 >>718622497
>>718621370
>Leaf village built a whole city on top of the mountain they're on
>Most village made their entire village a city
>Stone just built a second village
>we haven't really seen what the cloud looks like
>Sand is still stuck in the desert between the cliffs just like in part 1
Yeah even if they were all somehow on the same level technologically you're still living in the fucking desert in the middle of nowhere
Anonymous No.718622103 >>718622196
>>718620906 (OP)
*POOOF*
Anonymous No.718622196 >>718622583
>>718622103
this shit right here is why eye fuckery jutsus was born.
Anonymous No.718622219 >>718622325 >>718622337 >>718622393 >>718622656 >>718623357 >>718627478
The fuck was his problem?
Anonymous No.718622321 >>718622681 >>718627612 >>718628720
>>718620906 (OP)
alphas dont know this but a zoomer kid once died in 2008 playing what news stations then referred to as "nerutu sand ninjas" with other kids
this sand stuffs not a joke nor is it a game delete this thread now rest in peace codey
Anonymous No.718622325
>>718622219
too benevolent
Anonymous No.718622337
>>718622219
he though naruto being a miserable orphan would be funny
Anonymous No.718622393
>>718622219
too focused on his fuckup orochimaru
Anonymous No.718622497
>>718621694
Surprised they had electricity
Anonymous No.718622576
>that picture of garaa prying naruto's ass open with sand hands while jerking off into the gape

Fucking peak depravity
Anonymous No.718622583 >>718623631
>>718622196
Eye fuckury started was when disguise Jutsus were mad
Anonymous No.718622656
>>718622219
https://youtu.be/OtT1d4MsOmQ?si=x0Vjh2-WxjZJaIYg
Anonymous No.718622681
>>718622321
People would literally do anything but solve the major issues back then
Anonymous No.718622796 >>718622941
>>718621370
Isn't the sound village literally rampant with crime and corruption. Like a ninja chicago basically?
Anonymous No.718622847
>>718620906 (OP)
>Mom dies in childbirth
>Dad treats him like a weapon
>Brother and sister are terrified of him
>Village is terrified of him
>Uncle tried to kill him
>Kills uncle
>Sleep deprived 24/7
>Mentally unstable because of everything listed above
Naruto was just lonely lol
Anonymous No.718622937 >>718623216 >>718629556
>fire jutsu are so useless that people just stand and tank it and nothing happens to them or their clothes
>"except when I use it lmao"
>shuriken are useless and get blocked easily or are a distraction at best
>"Except when I do it cause I throw them really well lmao"
>Genjutsu is never used even though it's the third pillar of shinobi arts
>"except even my basic sharingan genjutsu can incapacitate lol tsukuyomi gg"
>"Also I was actually only 13 when I killed my clan despite looking at least 17"
>"Also I was totally a good guy the whole time despite constantly doing missions to kill innocent people for the evil group and never leaking any intel on them"
>"totsuka blade gg I one shot Shibai"
Name a more poorly written character
Anonymous No.718622941
>>718622796
>sound village
Wasn't that just a orichimaru psyop?
Anonymous No.718623054
Gaara was my first crush as a kid
Yes I knew he was a boy.
Anonymous No.718623135
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Anonymous No.718623216
>>718622937
Off the top of my head: Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Hinata, Obito, Kakashi, moon ayy lmao.
Anonymous No.718623328
HEEEEEEEYA!
Anonymous No.718623357 >>718623407
>>718622219
Also, the fuck was Kakashi doing all that time?
Anonymous No.718623407
>>718623357
he was an anbu
Anonymous No.718623631
>>718622583
niggas couldnt tell what a genjutsu was so they literally developed eyes for it like sharingan and bakugan that can see through chakra. its easy to tell a clone because their chakra is different.
Anonymous No.718623713 >>718623840 >>718630543
rock lee and guy suck and the gates bullshit is one of the lamest power in the setting only second to izanagi
Anonymous No.718623840 >>718624191
>>718623713
Izanagi wasn't hyped up throughout the whole series
Anonymous No.718624191 >>718626776
>>718623840
i'm just bitter about konan
Anonymous No.718626776 >>718629573
>>718624191
Same
Fuck Izanagi
Anonymous No.718626902
>>718620906 (OP)
>You will never go on a hotspring date like in Ultimate Ninja 3
Why live.
Anonymous No.718627282 >>718627662
>>718620906 (OP)
Wasn't there a story about some kids killing their friend doing this shit
Anonymous No.718627460
>>718621682
That was the rain one. It's a real shithole
Anonymous No.718627478
>>718622219
Anonymous No.718627612
>>718622321
lmao what
how
how the fuck do you die to sand
thats like getting killed by pine needles or some shit
Anonymous No.718627662
>>718627282
Unless he could control sand with his mind I'm not sure how a kid would do that.
Anonymous No.718628720
>>718622321
Greentext/link?
Anonymous No.718628887 >>718629057 >>718629369
AMATERASU
Anonymous No.718629057
>>718628887
>one-off
Sorry, die of bloodloss in front of your bro.
Anonymous No.718629369
>>718628887
Anonymous No.718629556
>>718622937
Shikamaru
Anonymous No.718629573
>>718626776
konan was hot shame there isn't a lot of good porn of her.
Anonymous No.718630118
>>718620906 (OP)
SABAKU SOUSOU
Anonymous No.718630216 >>718630297 >>718630529 >>718631190
>>718620906 (OP)
What's the purpose of the eyeliner?
Anonymous No.718630297
>>718630216
what's the purpose of 90% of the shit in Naruto?
Anonymous No.718630450
>Imply early on that the ninja are just one small part of a larger geopolitical landscape.
>LMAO nevermind it's just ninja all the way to the top.
Naruto really needed some non-ninja factions to make the world feel less flat.
Anonymous No.718630529
>>718630216
They're supposed to be bags, he's an insomniac
Anonymous No.718630543
>>718623713
Its the only power with a drawback in a series that showed powers having drawbacks then saying lol never mind
Anonymous No.718631190
>>718630216
Visually links him to the tanuki, in universe is probably similar to eyeblack.