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Anonymous No.718622923 >>718623643 >>718623928 >>718625708 >>718627407 >>718627530 >>718627805 >>718636006
What was the point of this character again?
And why doesn't she wear any shoes, even if her unlockable costumes?
Anonymous No.718623048 >>718623643
she's how dk use bananas
she's how king k was freeded
she doesn't want shoes on DK's back. that's rude.
Anonymous No.718623643 >>718629346 >>718630245 >>718630370 >>718631195
>>718622923 (OP)
>real reason
artist was a lolicon
>plausible deniablity reason
uses her feet for extra grip on DK's back
>>718623048
>she doesn't want shoes on DK's back. that's rude
wouldn't be surprised if there was truth to this as well, a uniquely japanese brand of autism
Anonymous No.718623928 >>718625008 >>718625605 >>718627726
>>718622923 (OP)
Not true.
The Diva Dress has her wearing shoes. It's unlocked by collecting all records in the game (or via Amiibo)
Anonymous No.718624227 >>718625706
They wanted a duo as DK is a big stupid ape, and they wanted a partner that could talk for him. Similar reason why Link has a partner of some sort in some games.

It's not revealed why she doesn't wear shoes, but it's probably to make her gripping onto DK seem more realistic like a baby ape does.It's probably why her default dress has a kind of ripped caveman look too. It's just to subtly make her look more "ape-like"
Anonymous No.718625008 >>718625331
>>718623928
So only one at the very, very end or with a microtransaction?
I feel like that makes it weirder that all the others don't
Anonymous No.718625331
>>718625008
Odyssey had something similar with the Odyssey Amiibos. Amiibos stopped having important content on them a long time ago.
Anonymous No.718625346
We don't do it often because of shoes, but our toes are pretty functional to grip things. I used to pick up shit with my feet as a kid all the time. I got pretty good at it and used it as a party trick.

We are basically apes that went for a swim for a while then got very high on magic mushrooms for thousands of years until our brains mutated thinking about all the spiritual shit.
Anonymous No.718625605 >>718626026 >>718628061
>>718623928
>It's unlocked by collecting all records in the game
So they gave the dress the ability to make records drop more often, but it's locked behind collecting all the records? Making it useless unless you buy the fucking amiibo.
Anonymous No.718625706 >>718625891
>>718624227
The jeans kind of interfere with the wild child/cavewoman look though
Anonymous No.718625708 >>718625983
>>718622923 (OP)
Anonymous No.718625891
>>718625706
Yeah I'd have had rips in the jeans too. There is a pattern but it would have probably been better with holes.
Anonymous No.718625983 >>718630792
>>718625708
Do they ever reveal why K. Rool's eye is like that?
Anonymous No.718626026 >>718628061
>>718625605
Well yea, is there a problem? If it wasn’t then why would you even bother with the amiibo. You can still wear the dress for the look
Anonymous No.718627407 >>718627643
>>718622923 (OP)
We've already discussed this! Monkeys don't wear shoes! They were shopping at monkey shops!
Anonymous No.718627530 >>718628547
>>718622923 (OP)
Nintendo (and a lot of other game creators) are hyperaware that middle-aged dudes that are now parents play a big part in video game sales.
Have a daugher-like figure, and explicitely a mode for a little kid to play as that role playing alongside you, is directed specifically towards them to get the sales, while still being enjoyable for everyone else.
There are a lot of "dad"-centric type video games these days.
Anonymous No.718627643 >>718628142 >>718631368
>>718627407
There were zebra and ostrich shops and those animals all wear shoes!
Anonymous No.718627726 >>718628061
>>718623928
>It's unlocked by collecting all records in the game
No it isn't. It's unlocked by completing all of the bananza rehearsals.
Anonymous No.718627805
>>718622923 (OP)
>And why doesn't she wear any shoes
Stop asking this question you stupid faggot
Anonymous No.718628061
>>718625605
>>718626026
see >>718627726
Anonymous No.718628142 >>718629225
>>718627643
Wait a minute... how is he holding that ice cream?
Anonymous No.718628283
does he know?
Anonymous No.718628547
>>718627530
Nintendo is the only company who can write dad characters who aren’t brooding widows with a dark past.
Anonymous No.718629225
>>718628142
Low-level telekinesis. How do you think they can run across crumbling bridges when you can move faster than Zebra Bananza and still fall through?
Anonymous No.718629346
>>718623643
>uses her feet for extra grip
Anonymous No.718630245
>>718623643
>uses her feet for extra grip
I see...
Anonymous No.718630370
>>718623643
>artist was a lolicon
Source?
Anonymous No.718630792
>>718625983
because
Anonymous No.718631195
>>718623643
It's less about the grip and more about the fact that getting stepped on with shoes fucking hurts
Anonymous No.718631368
>>718627643
Only monkey clothes fit her.
Anonymous No.718632982 >>718635303
>conveniently ignores the parade outfit and diva dress which does have shoes
whoops, didn't want to interrupt your coomer thread
Anonymous No.718635303
>>718632982
>the parade outfit
which?
Anonymous No.718636006
>>718622923 (OP)
does she want to fuck DK? whats with those voice lines when you two go to sleep together? wth