Thread 718625735

Hourly reminder that Eunie is and forever will be Melia's daughter and that Shulk and Melia made passionate love together to create their lovechild Eunie.

>>718625735 (OP)
Meds

>>718625735 (OP)
Kill yourself

>>718626358
>>718626379
That's just the reality of it and I hate to admit that honestly.

>>718626459
Meds

Melia doesn't have any children. She will in XB4

>>718625735 (OP)
>>718626459
OP hates Melia and is trying to summon this schizo.

>>718626559
Would you believe me if I said I haven't posted on /v/ in years. That's pretty funny though

Sweaty salty Shaina armpit love

>>718625735 (OP)
You have to say "xenoblade" somewhere in your thread or else it won't get any traction.

>>718626750
I'm not doing it for traction

>>718626648
>"Would you believe me if I said I haven't posted on /v/ in years"
>repeats a tired a tired shitpost from XC3
You're not fooling anyone schizo

>>718626673
>relentlessly bullied by a nepo baby into essentially being a school shooter
>the game never calls out the nepo baby for being a horrible person
I dislike 3 the most if just for this. Not even that this terrorist is a waifu, but I just really fucking hate Ghondor's character.

>>718626673
The most fixable girl in the entire xeno verse.

>>718626927
All Ghondor had to do was not be a sheboon cunt and say what she had to say in anything else but that tone. I don't know what she was supposed to read as in japanese but in english she is just an insufferable cunt all the time with no off switch.

>>718626928
>*most unfixable

>>718626927
>>718627054
Ghondor never bullies Shania. You're fucking insane.

>>718626813
>calls it a shitpost

If that's what helps you sleep at night.

>>718627112
She doesn't but the way she delivers her line is the worst possible way to do it.

>>718627126
Yes, shitposting retard, you're not fooling anyone

In XB4, the protagonist is going to have thirty wives.
The whole goal of the game will be seeing how many wives you can get in total. No-wife runs will be brutally difficult to achieve, as the protag will have a massive bulge too big to ignore, a killer smoulder but a gentle smile, and the ability to juggle almost anything.
At the end of the game will be a sequence where you have to dodge women as they fall from the sky like rain, and every one you touch becomes your wife. The final boss has a sequence where the room fills with women and simply looking at them claims them as your wife. Getting TOO many wives, a notion once thought impossible, will result in a bad ending.

>>718627183
So what? Ghondor is a teenager. Shania should've just killed her mom if she hates her mom so fucking much. Instead she decided to genocide the entire city, which includes innocent children and babies

>>718626927
>>718627054
Melia had a much worse life than Shania and Melia never became evil like Shania did. Sounds like Shania is just a fucking bitch.

>>718627247
Or you could just tone down your attitude for just 5 minutes but know she is 100% a bitch 100% of the time for every situation no matter what.

>>718627329
Lmao you are such a drama queen. You act like Ghondor punched her in the face or some shit.

>>718627201
Ok

>>718627112
>knows that her "friend" wants to be an artist
>forces her to be conscripted into the military
>constantly berates her
>sends her alone on long missions to the opposite side of the world into enemy territory
>when she comes back, Ghondor still heckles her and treats her like shit because "I just wanted you to speak up yourself"
Ghondor's a cunt, and the game acts like she's in the right.

>>718627381
No I clocked her exactly right. This whole situation could have been prevented if she just acted like a normal person and be there for Shania instead of goading her on in the worst way possible.

>>718627504
Shania's issues are caused by her mother, dipshit. Not Ghondor.
You either didn't play the game or you're a speedreading retard.

>>718627471
>>forces her to be conscripted into the military
>>constantly berates her
>>sends her alone on long missions to the opposite side of the world into enemy territory
None of this EVER fucking happens. Why are Shaniafags like this? Did you even play XC3?

>>718627215
It's going to be the smash ultimate of the xenogames. Takahashi is going to finally get the xenogears license alone with the others and every single character will be back and fuckable with every one. There will be billions of possible offspring as well as potential characters to be cucked in every way possible.

>>718627690
>Takahashi is going to finally get the xenogears license
lol
lmao even

>>718627610
Did you buy a pass just to be stupid twice as fast, bro?

>>718627737
Meds

>>718627562
Yes her problems are caused by her mother but you know who makes the situation infinitely worse that could have been easily prevented? Ghondor.

>>718627807
>you know who makes the situation infinitely worse
Again, you are being a fucking drama queen.

>>718627690
Cuckmaxxing is simply the optimal way to play.

I wouldn't put it past Takahashi to make it so that Eunie is actually Tyrea's daughter just to twist the cuck knife that much more. For some reason he just lives to give this singular character the worst fate imaginable.

God what a shit thread.

>>718628014
Obsessed

>>718628062
>>718626559

I'm starting to suspect the you are one and the same person.

>>718628131
Meds

Playing as Sharla and utilizing her headshot art is pretty fun and a lot of people make her a lot worse than it is.

>>718628131
I'm starting to suspect that OP just makes these shitty threads to be an obnoxious faggot.

>>718628194
>>718628243

No I mean the image, you are the obsessed one that posts that same text every single time and then just switch to act like someone else.

>>718628310
Meds

Ah, another Schizoblade thread.

>>718628612
Yep, started by the executive schizo himself, OP.

>>718628612
>>718628650

Yeah you would post the exact same way in the generals. 24/7 always the same way. For someone who hates that troll you sure love policing it and mentioning it unprompted just as often as he posts.

>>718628670
Meds

>>718628670
Curious

>>718628870
>>718628810
It's not that hard. Give me your [headcanon] posts next those were always fun to see.

/vg/ refugee thread

>>718625735 (OP)
Considering that Shulk and Melia were shipwrecked on the Bionis Shoulder at the end of Future Connected, it's possible
Xenoblade 3 doesn't make any mention of it or drops hints to it happening though
They make it very obvious that Mio, Glimmer, and Nikol are Rex and Shulk's children so I don't think it's likely Eunie is related to Melia

>>718629537
That's most likely the case. Eunie and Tyrea have a similar hairstyle. It makes me wonder if it's only glimmer, nikol, mio, senna that are confirmed. And Lanz, Taion, and Eunie are just other unrelated people.

>>718629537
OP knows that, he's just shitposting.
>>718629668
>Eunie and Tyrea have a similar hairstyle
No they don't retard.

>>718629751
Bro seriously just do anything else but hang around here. It's not good for you.

>>718625735 (OP)
I mean Melia came from a long line of polygamists so all she has to do is get Fiora to get bicurious with her and shulk should be fine with two wives

>>718629796
Meds

>>718629820
I mean literally anything is possible after what Rex has done so who knows.

Wouldn't Lanz be alive during the events of XB1? Also I sort of hoped sena and taion were actual blades you saw in xenoblade 2.

>>718629892
Did anyone come up with an order of rex impregnating his wives? Who got sloppy thirds?

>>718625735 (OP)
Nigga what's with these spoilers? I just got to Mio long hair
Fucking kill yourself man

>>718629931
Lanz throws a wrench in a lot of things. But I feel like the Lanz we see in the events of 3 is a modified aged up version. Like if they make it so everyone only lives to 10 years why not just speed up the machina growth process and change their lifespan as well. Cause even if he is half homs half machina he would still be living to be as old as a typical high entia at the very least. The Lanz outside of origin could be different though.

>>718630081
It's not a spoiler, he's just shitposting.

>>718630081
They aren't spoilers.

>>718630103
>Like if they make it so everyone only lives to 10 years why not just speed up the machina growth process and change their lifespan as well.
No evidence they can change the rate of growth after they're out of the pods. Cammuravi and Ethel had to have a special pod to speed up their ages.

>>718629931
There are baby Machina at the village in XB1, so it's probable he was born after the events of XB1

>>718630191
No I mean their genetics could have been altered so they mature fast enough with in a 10 year lifespan

>>718630221
What about eunie? She needs to be mainly homs to age close to them but Melia is half homs (probably more so due to the homs gene intentionally diluting high entrance genes) and she still ages wat slower than homs.

>>718630260
There's no evidence of that.

>>718630327
I know I'm just making conversation.

>>718630316
The answer is the writers didn't care about it. And it won't be addressed since 3's cast won't return in future games.

>>718625735 (OP)
You homos get your Eunie Figma yet?

>>718630365
Or it could be xb1 world was recreated to give everyone similar lifespan.

>>718630365
>>718630349
Holy fuck, what is the point of being like this all the time about everything

>>718630373
I live with my parents no and despite really wanting to there's no store anywhere near me that sells it and I am not ordering online for internet history reasons.

>>718630316
Eunie is mostly homs considering how small her wings are. She also doesn't have silver hair. Her looking like Shulk is the only compelling argument in OP's favor.

>>718630446
Why do you care retard?

>>718626673
Shonoya ya dag

>>718630475
>implying OP actually believes his own shitpost

>>718630469
>internet history reasons.
Why the fuck do you care?

>>718630475
Going by her wing size she could be half homs like Melia. The other high entia people we see have much smaller wings than her.

>>718630475
I am a fan of the theory Melia collected soul's DNA and impregnated herself with their child via artificial insemination. Machina could create a dildo that fires live shulk sperms for all we know.

>>718630578
Ironically Melia has the largest wings in xb3. It's like c cup being the largest breast size

>>718630604
Schizo

Can someone post images of the eunie figma? I'm getting drowsy and need a caffeine free way to get myself reenergized. Or any xenoblade 3 or x stuff would do.

>>718630519
Who cares what he actually believes. Eunie is interesting because it's not obvious what her background is. All of the Angis characters are just blades, Noah is homs, and Lanz is Machina. Eunie is weird because she's obviously part High Entia, but very mixed since she doesn't have a lot of the High Entia traits. It's implied that not much time passed between XB1 and XB3 since Shulk and Rex were middle aged at the time of the collision of worlds. That doesn't leave much time for Eunie's potential gene pool to develop.
>>718630578
The city people are probably way more muttified than the soldiers. Makes sense they have smaller wings.

>>718630883
>That doesn't leave much time for Eunie's potential gene pool to develop.
Not if you have thimose cultures with child wives.

>>718630883
>That doesn't leave much time for Eunie's potential gene pool to develop.
Again, the writers don't give a shit, so I don't know why you do.

>>718630883
>>718630964
Look up Lina Medina. The math can work.

>>718630883
>It's implied that not much time passed between XB1 and XB3 since Shulk and Rex were middle aged at the time of the collision of worlds
I was going to point out and say that it's possible that new life that never existed outside of origin could develop but she was seen at the the start of the game outside of origin. It really does not make a lot of sense on who she could be.

>>718631028
Why do you just shut down all forms of discussion like this? What's even the point?

What's the quality of unit's gene pool? Who is the most mutt xenoblade character?

>>718631156
Why do you entertain shitposters like OP? He doesn't want an actual discussion so why are validating his shitpost?

>>718631028
They cared enough to retcon Alvis into an Aegis in XB1DE and connect the main games to X in XBXDE

>>718631264
I am the op retard. No one is keeping you here. go shit up someone else's thread.

Post ga buidhe. She's my waifu

>>718631347
So why did you make this shitpost thread? What do you get out of it? Do you just hate Melia and want to make her fans look dumb?

>>718631296
None of that has anything to do with Eunie, retard.

>>718631401
Or, wait...get this. I'm not your faggot schizo otherkin that you obsess over 24/7. No one else but you cares about retarded shit like this.

Any concept art of child eunie?

>>718631504
So what's the point of this shitpost thread then?

>>718631258
Mathew and Na'el
They're part
>Blade
>Gormotti
>Homs
>Leftherian
>Vandham
>City

>>718631617
Go take a walk, man.

>>718626928
>>718626673
>>718631475
Unironically, Shania would easily be fixed with just Sex.

>>718631723
this to be honest

>>718631723
She never expressed any desire for a boyfriend. She's probably a lesbian.

What's the next monolithsoft game supposed to be?

>>718631898
based

>>718631898
I'll ask my uncle who works for Nintendo

>>718627054
Gondor does at least learn to appreciate her mother after seeing how much of an awful piece of shit Shania's mother is and realizeing Monica mother actually cares for her.

>>718625735 (OP)
no way

>>718628242
sure sharla is "fun" she's just objectively the worst party member
you're handicapping yourself by using her, but nobody's saying you can't.

what are the worst team combos in every game?