Elden Ring is Unplayable on The Nintendo Switch 2
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:13:46 AM
No.718629651
>>718635216
Your life is unplayable yet here you are
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:14:46 AM
No.718629703
If you didn't beat Elden Ring on Switch 2 in handheld mode, you didn't beat the game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:15:19 AM
No.718629734
>>718629786
>>718643930
>mogged by hollow knight
Kek
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:16:17 AM
No.718629786
>>718643930
>>718629734
And Kirby KEK
>>718629590 (OP)
I mean yeah but what did this dumbass board even expect from ports I swear people here do not play games, not even the shitch dicksuckers.
Have you ever even seen Rock of ages on the shitch? It is so ugly it becomes borderline unplayable and its not the only one.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:56 AM
No.718630137
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:23:09 AM
No.718630210
>>718631814
>>718659280
>>718629962
Get fucked Eric go lick fromsoft boots elsewhere
And roa is not on switch
>>718629962
>but what did this dumbass board even expect from ports
Elden Ring on 'eck gets a stable 30, 40 everywhere except Liurnia with medium settings. I would expect a console that's slightly stronger with minimal OS overhead and DLSS could get a stable 30.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:49:16 AM
No.718631814
>>718632030
>>718630210
It most definitely is, but I guess I am right about the SHITCH ducksuckers not playing games.
>>718630414
Yeah but the eck is not a nintendo console
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:52:52 AM
No.718632030
>>718631814
It's a competitor and if the competitor does something better than you, that means THEY WON.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:58:06 AM
No.718632312
>>718629590 (OP)
lmao digital foundry went independent like a week ago and ign already pocketed the money and hired a younger hotter richard leadbetter
hate to say it but well played ign
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:03:15 AM
No.718632604
>>718629962
ports can be good, hence Cyberpunk
>>718629590 (OP)
totally not apart of the artificial smear campaign against the switch 2 guise!!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:06:14 AM
No.718632781
>>718633731
Didn't this game releaze on base ps4, which had a shitty cpu, and base xbone, which had snail slow memory? What's the excuse for bad performance here?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:12:00 AM
No.718633128
>>718632608
>We're the victims here!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:13:53 AM
No.718633237
>>718644013
>>718644092
>>718629590 (OP)
No way this screenshot is real right? Literally looks like pokemon scat and vomit. They CANNOT release that
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:16:58 AM
No.718633393
>>718640156
>>718629590 (OP)
>this is more powerful than a Xbox One btw
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:22:53 AM
No.718633731
>>718632781
The switch 2 is even weaker than both
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:24:04 AM
No.718633794
>runescape sovl mode
best version
grafixfags seething
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:26:59 AM
No.718633934
>Bandai Namco can't port for shit
>They're refusing to let anyone record footage of elden ring on switch 2 because the game is running like ass
Well this is just embarrassing
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:27:18 AM
No.718633947
>>718629590 (OP)
I thought switch 2 was supposed to be powerful? What happened to tendies bragging about 120hz and cyberpunk performance? If Switch 2 is a repeat of the first one in this regard nobody is going to take it seriously and it will get shovelware instead of all time greats
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:29:33 AM
No.718634058
>>718630414
>I would expect a console that's slightly stronger with minimal OS overhead and DLSS could get a stable 30.
The hardware could. The devs can't.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:30:59 AM
No.718634153
>>718665137
nintendo won
you lost
nothing will change this
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:31:52 AM
No.718634209
Are people actually surprised? It barely ran on ps4 as is, the switch 2 is, assuming perfectly stable conditions, a slight step from the ps4 in terms of power. It was never going to be good.
I'm surprised they didn't make it a cloud streaming thing.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:33:59 AM
No.718634341
Nintendos fault for insisting on this gay hybrid console shit. Handhelds aren't for real games
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:35:31 AM
No.718634434
>>718629590 (OP)
Runs perfect on my Deck
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:35:42 AM
No.718634446
>>718634563
Can bamco just tell me if thereβs actual worthwhile content in this βdlcβ release or if itβs just a horse armor cash grab so I know whether to give a fuck or not?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:37:17 AM
No.718634563
>>718634751
>>718634446
Switch 2 gets free new armor sets
Rest also gets them but later.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:37:48 AM
No.718634587
>>718629590 (OP)
I don't care, I just want whatever new armors they're adding to the game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:38:40 AM
No.718634628
I would've preferred Dark Souls 2 over ER
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:40:57 AM
No.718634751
>>718634563
Thereβs rumors it includes new weapons and ashes, which if true makes it potentially worth buying. Not being transparent about it seems like itβs just armor for $10
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:44:30 AM
No.718634950
>>718635162
>>718629590 (OP)
>fromsoft
>performance
what the fuck did you expect? I still have nightmares about fighting sulyvahn on xbone with his frame drop ability
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:48:22 AM
No.718635162
>>718665187
>>718665240
>>718634950
>Duskbloods is a switch 2 exclusive
>pvpve game on nintendoβs netcode
>preformance from fromsoft
This game is gonna be the disaster of the century, isnβt it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:49:35 AM
No.718635214
>>718635381
Isn't this pretty playable on a deck? How does this happen? the 2 is like a bit better than that and it comes with actual framegen. What happened?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:49:36 AM
No.718635216
>>718652149
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:51:08 AM
No.718635305
>>718629590 (OP)
>souls shit
Not needed
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:52:21 AM
No.718635381
>>718636736
>>718641102
>>718635214
>isn't this pretty playable on a deck
at all low and sub-30 FPS (unless you have an OLED with soldered on ram upgrades), sure. The deck has way more performant hardware and less overhead than a switch though.
It seems like they tried to scrub textures to get the switch version playable in handheld, but I imagine docked it might be a little less terrible, probably close to the deck.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:55:50 AM
No.718635558
>>718663634
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:55:57 AM
No.718635561
>>718629590 (OP)
lol wtf that looks like shit like actual runescape shit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:57:50 AM
No.718635686
This can't be real.... from soft please cancel this switch 2 owners would never live it down
are people pretending to be retarded or did no one notice the poorly made photoshop on OP with the screen not even cropped right?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:09:33 AM
No.718636440
>>718636827
>>718635983
Are you missing the part where no one was allowed footage and it's a mockup based on what every single reviewer has said it looks like?
The fact namco isn't even showing it off screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:13:38 AM
No.718636719
I played Bloodborne on a base PS4, and it ran at 30fps with occasional frame drops, but I never heard anyone really complain back then. I didnβt play Elden Ring on PS4, but Iβm sure itβs more or less the same. Times change, peopleβs standards change too. Thereβs no way to satisfy everyone unless everything runs at 120fps.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:13:55 AM
No.718636736
>>718641102
>>718661132
>>718635381
I got around 40 fps in most spots on my LCD 'eck, there were some obvious frame drops but I've had worse on PS4 BB. I only really had issues when fighting the magic dragon in Liurnia, a terrible combination that made even my PC weak in the knees on my first playthrough. Picrel is the only screenshot I took and it was at 40 IIRC.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:15:18 AM
No.718636810
>>718635983
I doubt anyone's pretending because people are so used to memeing the switch 1 having "PS2 graphics"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:15:23 AM
No.718636814
Why did they base the Switch 2 on Nvidia's 5+ year old Ampere chip? They could've had fake frames if they had gone for Ada Lovelace...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:15:36 AM
No.718636827
>>718636440
>blatantly lies with a poor photoshop
>gets caught
>B-BUT WHAT ABOUT...
embarrassing
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:17:15 AM
No.718636935
>>718629590 (OP)
what a shitty edit.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:18:24 AM
No.718637001
>>718635983
>pretending
Yeah I was merely pretending to be retarded, you caught me.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:22:53 AM
No.718637240
>>718635983
and just like tha, OP disappears.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:50:23 AM
No.718638773
>>718629590 (OP)
It's called the tarnished edition for a reason. If you didn't beat ER on the switch in handheld mode you didn't beat the game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:16:28 AM
No.718640156
>>718640338
>>718633393
tendies think it's on par with the series s kek
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:20:07 AM
No.718640338
>>718640156
Why are you still bumping this thread? people already exposed your shitty edit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:20:56 AM
No.718640369
>>718640426
>Nintendo saved tendies from playing absolute dogshit
Yep, based.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:21:20 AM
No.718640385
>>718640553
Why do devs farm ports out to pajeets who are incapable of doing anything? All it does it make people hate the original devs, but Ramesh and Ranjeet for shitting it up.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:21:33 AM
No.718640403
>>718629590 (OP)
...in handheld mode, which is the unpowered gimpy tablet that can't run anything but gameboy games anyway.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:21:48 AM
No.718640426
>>718640369
Wait until you see the next 3D Mario.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:23:55 AM
No.718640553
>>718640385
The game itself was made by pajeets
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:27:07 AM
No.718640730
>>718629590 (OP)
I'm not even a techfag but holy shit this is so fucking bad lmao
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:33:55 AM
No.718641102
>>718636736
>>718635381
The worst part is this shit is fucking retarded. Just run the game at a lower resolution. What's the point of advertising DLSS compatibility as a major feature of your console (it is, compared to PS and Xbox), when it's not going to be used on major titles with performance issues?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:35:47 AM
No.718641201
>>718629590 (OP)
That's fine. It's not like it'll sell that well on Switch 2 since it'll be a Game Key Card
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:38:52 AM
No.718641369
>>718665178
>>718629590 (OP)
>Game can't read your inputs with an unstable framerate
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:43:14 AM
No.718641625
>>718641950
Most Japanese vidya companies don't really have anyone dedicated to ports, so they often tend to outsource it. Problem is they usually outsource to the lowest bidder. It's like how most of /v/ has the mentality of "Dude it's 2025, making a port should be simple!". Well Japanese companies have that exact same mentality, so they go "These guys are cheap, but it's just a port so it shouldn't be a problem".
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:45:52 AM
No.718641771
>>718629590 (OP)
>IGN telling the truth about FromSoft on a Nintendo console
What universe have we crossed over into?!
>>718641625
Also, nearly everyone's shit at optimizing these days. Back in the olden days it was an art form, but now everyone's gotten too used to having more and more powerful hardware so they see no need for optimization. I'd imagine Nintendo consoles are a constant headache because they're relatively weak compared to PCs and other consoles. Nowadays, if you want to downgrade, it's exclusively for the Switch/2.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:49:58 AM
No.718641995
>>718629590 (OP)
>Cyberpunk 2077 runs just fine
>empty ring doesn't
Fromsoft issue
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:52:25 AM
No.718642139
>>718641950
Can you run crysis would be viewed as shit optimization these days and not just a demanding game. 3rd worlders need to get a grip and acknowledge they're pushing their toaster beyond what is capable.
>>718630414
>Elden Ring on 'eck gets a stable 30
?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:56:22 AM
No.718642349
steamjeet thread
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:58:29 AM
No.718642476
>>718629590 (OP)
>source: trust me bro
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:58:30 AM
No.718642478
>>718642631
>>718632608
even the switch shill channel says its bad
https://youtu.be/5Hq3m8UwhGM
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:59:04 AM
No.718642517
>>718641950
This is a bamco problem in particular anon.
Their SAO games look like PS3 games with reshade and still ask for borderline PiS5 tier PC specs to run the bloody thing.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:00:14 AM
No.718642574
>>718629590 (OP)
The Deck runs it better what the fuck
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:00:20 AM
No.718642585
Do you need to pay for an online subscription on the Switch 2 to see messages in Elden Ring???
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:01:08 AM
No.718642631
>>718642478
unfortunately that doesnt tell me much
i have seen at least 20 formerly nintendo ecelebs go full NDS within the last 2 months and counting, with at least half parroting shit like how it wouldn't come with a dock, it would have no internal storage and need proprietary SD cards, literally all games would be goycards, goycards would be tied to the console (so if it died you would have to rebuy your collection), and more
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:03:36 AM
No.718642765
>>718643204
>>718629590 (OP)
Literally any souls game is better then elden ring.
Any game post 2015 is mega garbagio.
Are there any new 3rd party ports on it from PS4/xboxone?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:05:04 AM
No.718642841
>>718643513
>this port
>Daemon X Machina Titanic Scion demo also ran terribly on Switch 2
So i guess this is why so many third parties still avoiding Switch 2, ignore the console or be cursed to get shit on by everyone for making a bad port.
Remember, they always blame the port makers instead of the console itself
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:09:49 AM
No.718643083
>get the thing running in the 40s on deck
>no framegen needed
not bad valve but needs more cores for 60
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:11:38 AM
No.718643204
>>718642765
>filtered by margit
Many such cases. Sad.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:16:45 AM
No.718643513
>>718643712
>>718642841
>Remember, they always blame the port makers instead of the console itself
Tendies are right to get mad at port makers because they're the ones selling it in a shit state. Whether the switch 2 is powerful or not is irrelevant
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:19:53 AM
No.718643712
>>718644918
>>718643513
yeah hence why they'd rather avoid making a port
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:22:51 AM
No.718643886
>>718629590 (OP)
who is even surprised by this?
the PS4 couldnt handle ER, the overworld enemies literally moved in stop motion.
how the fuck could the Shitch handle it?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:23:36 AM
No.718643930
>>718629734
>>718629786
>expecting a 3rd party game on switch to be more popular than first party and indie slop
no shit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:25:19 AM
No.718644013
>>718648381
>>718633237
did you have a stroke? you didn't post a screenshot of Elden Ring on Switch, 2, and the video only uses PS5 b-roll
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:25:37 AM
No.718644029
>>718629590 (OP)
>Elden Ring is Unplayable
trvke
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:26:50 AM
No.718644092
>>718633237
Its not real. Did you watch the video?
>we weren't allowed to record
>It looks amazing
>There are bad framerate issues in handheld mode
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:27:20 AM
No.718644124
>>718659472
>elden bing
Miss me with that shit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:41:44 AM
No.718644918
>>718645456
>>718643712
their loss, may they enjoy bankruptcy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:49:17 AM
No.718645262
>>718659285
>>718660234
It's because the mongoloids at fromsoft are too retarded to add DLSS in the game. Cyberpunk runs solidly because it's using DLSS to upscale from 540p to 1080p. I have no idea why fromsoft is too lazy to add DLSS support here, it really wouldn't take much effort or time.
I think if you're making a switch 2 port of your game and not adding DLSS, why even bother? You're basically not using half the console's power.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:53:21 AM
No.718645456
>>718644918
I doubt capcom is going bankrupt not porting resident evil Requiem to switch 2.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:02:52 AM
No.718645903
>>718646017
honestly who gives a fuck? i mean, genuinely, who gives a fuck about this?
whether or not nintendo has good performance is irrel. consumers will still buy everything regardless, so nothing changes.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:05:31 AM
No.718646017
>>718660681
>>718645903
It's because people buy a Nintendo console for Nintendo games and Nintendo adjacent games like Sonic, Minecraft or Digimon or whatever. And all those games will perform great. No one buys a fucking switch 2 to play Elden ring. Nintendo only marketed these AAA slop games to show off the graphical capabilities because their own games usually aren't aiming for realism.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:17:20 AM
No.718646553
>>718646726
>tendies shit up the board with how good their tablet can run thirdparty titles such as cybertranny 2077
>their underpowered can run the newest title at all
>"well actually 3rd party never really mattered"
LMAO
>>718646553
Save your copes for the famitsu thread, Eric
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:26:07 AM
No.718646912
>>718647009
>>718646726
>save your copes for weekly nintentranny cope general
cool but no thanks
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:28:03 AM
No.718647009
>>718647192
>>718646912
And yet you'll be there, as always
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:28:45 AM
No.718647043
>>718629590 (OP)
>45 seconds
>Camera pans to show the queue
>Spots a fat tranny and immediately pans back
Lmaoo
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:31:01 AM
No.718647162
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:31:54 AM
No.718647192
>>718647229
>>718647009
>You'll be in the weekly nintranny groom thread
damn who knew tendies had pedophilic tendencies
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:32:49 AM
No.718647229
>>718647339
>>718647192
Are you... Implying to be a minor?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:34:01 AM
No.718647282
>>718647336
>>718646726
Oh right it's tomorrow.
Wonder how bad will be the snoy ass whipping this time.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:34:39 AM
No.718647313
>>718635983
I admit I didn't even open the OP pic cause performance means in motion and OP's pic isn't a webm so I didn't bother
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:35:19 AM
No.718647336
>>718647282
It's going to be funny because of the recent ps5 price increase
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:35:23 AM
No.718647339
>>718647413
>>718647229
Does that make you excited?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:35:42 AM
No.718647360
>>718629590 (OP)
>lazy port
As expected.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:36:49 AM
No.718647413
>>718647339
How big is your CP folder?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:57:35 AM
No.718648274
>>718648357
>>718648379
>>718629590 (OP)
Fromsoftware isn't developing this but Nintendo and Bandai themselves
Blame it on the Shitch 2 being a complete piece of shit
>B-b-bit it works with muh dlss
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 7:59:38 AM
No.718648357
>>718648274
>Shitch
Totally not a biased post
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:00:01 AM
No.718648379
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:00:05 AM
No.718648381
>>718644013
actual retard
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:14:11 AM
No.718649035
>>718646726
>the monkey is already spamming fake threads
oh boy i can tell this week's raping is going to be something to behold
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:28:02 AM
No.718649725
>>718641950
>Also, nearly everyone's shit at optimizing these days.
oh yeah? watch THIS
*nests for loops*
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:35:59 AM
No.718650081
>>718629590 (OP)
Works on my steam deck oled.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:44:03 AM
No.718650456
>>718654245
>>718654732
>>718629590 (OP)
Just like on the steamdeck, barely 30 fps
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:07:13 AM
No.718651508
>>718629590 (OP)
It's unplayable on PC too
>we are conducting maintenance for 3 hours please log off
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:22:26 AM
No.718652149
>>718635216
unironic reddit mention and no ones said a word
why do I even bother anymore
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:25:18 AM
No.718652262
>>718654562
>>718629590 (OP)
I think most Nintendo fans would disappointed by Elden Ring anyway, it's utterly inferior to BotW/TotK in every way.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 9:46:04 AM
No.718653107
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:21:52 AM
No.718654202
>>718642321
retard
don't make me explain why you're a retard, retard, figure it out, retard
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:23:36 AM
No.718654245
>>718650456
Steam deck get on average around 40 and is perfectly playable. If he's noticing chugging like that immediately, then it's far worse performance than the deck.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:32:22 AM
No.718654562
>>718652262
Of course nu-nintendo fans would hate elden ring, it's far more like a proper zelda game than botw/totk are.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:33:53 AM
No.718654614
>>718654918
But they told me the switch 2 was going to run all these games perfectly what's going on?? Oh my goodness...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:37:14 AM
No.718654732
>>718650456
Steam Deck at least displays the textures.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:37:20 AM
No.718654738
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:42:14 AM
No.718654918
>>718654614
this!!! how the fuck is the switch 2 already struggling to run... elden ring? for fucks sake.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:45:00 AM
No.718655006
This highlights the importance of letting users fiddle with their software
If you blame Fromsoft here, admit that it'd be nice if you had the ability to force DLSS on it by yourself (or any other kind of scaling), but you won't because Nintendo will never allow you.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:47:42 AM
No.718655109
soul games should all run at 140 fps no matter the platform, they are about 2 fucking models, with no physics, and the bosses are scripts based without any intelligence, all in small closed arenas or empty sky towers.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:50:07 AM
No.718655204
>>718632608
Apart and a part are not the same thing
sage
8/21/2025, 10:51:55 AM
No.718655262
>>718642321
Those are two of the most cpu demanding games i have ever played man.
They're not meant to be on handheld at all.
What kind of man child would buy a switch.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:13:17 AM
No.718656001
>>718629590 (OP)
Anyone not buying a deck or some other handheld pc for third party portability is dumber than dirt. Consoles are a relic of the past.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:14:59 AM
No.718656072
>>718656415
>>718642321
>Tendies don't know what non-bing bing wahoo games look like and think Dragon's Dogma 2 is Elden Ring
lmao
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:22:30 AM
No.718656382
>>718629590 (OP)
Will this even matter? Vast majority of people only uses the switch for first party, why are they even bothering? especially with game keys lol.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:23:10 AM
No.718656415
>>718656072
Yeah elden ring works fine on the deck
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:51:07 AM
No.718657519
Emulators will fix this
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:54:05 AM
No.718657643
>switch 2 can't even handle ps4 ports
grim
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 11:55:47 AM
No.718657706
>>718657904
souls on handheld sounds like a bad idea entierely.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:01:05 PM
No.718657904
>>718658172
>>718657706
I beat elden ring and its dlc entirely on the deck. It's better than you'd think. When you have a screen that close to your face it's not that different from a tv so there's no visual impairments.
>that switch2tards maximum cope comment
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:07:07 PM
No.718658141
>>718657909
We've seen more shitty ports than good ones. The dragon ball game runs at 30fps 800p. You can blame the devs all you want but its clear they don't see the Shitch 2 as anything more than a cheap toy to make side money
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:08:04 PM
No.718658172
>>718658293
>>718657904
yeah, nah.you are just a fanatic. you own a deck, you just followed a templated from a streamer and called it a win.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:10:04 PM
No.718658250
>>718657909
switch 2?
more like switch 2 copium mode lmao
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:10:44 PM
No.718658278
>mfw people will buy a nintendon't glorifiedraspberrypi 2 just for duskbloods
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:11:23 PM
No.718658293
>>718658172
Not everyone who merely mentions a deck is out to rip your head off dude. Get it together.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:13:40 PM
No.718658381
>>718658557
Ar least there's still great 1st party software like pokemon z-a
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:17:21 PM
No.718658550
>>718629590 (OP)
Tendied will defend this
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:17:26 PM
No.718658557
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:19:11 PM
No.718658647
>>718657909
>that backpedal from "ok but performance wasn't good on launch!!!" to passive aggressive "haha losers I actually have a job" to appear superior alongside shutting down any future replies calling them out
Jesus Christ. debating skills of a toddler
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:21:51 PM
No.718658767
>>718657909
It's not like Cyberpunk is a miracle port. It has really bad FPS drops when driving and in Dogtown.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:24:59 PM
No.718658937
Why the fuck would you play anything else than Nintendo games on a Nintendo console?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:25:29 PM
No.718658963
>>718659201
so, why can't nintendo keep up with the others in terms of hardware? is it their focus on portables, or have they lost touch?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:29:16 PM
No.718659172
>>718662637
>>718629590 (OP)
If the Deck can run it at like 40fps with zero work on From's end, why the fuck can't the Switch 2?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:29:43 PM
No.718659201
>>718659743
>>718658963
>can't
lmao
they just won't
their push for 3rd party games on the switch 2 is just a facade, it's just to make a few extra bucks with gullible retard
they don't need it, they already have some of the most invaluable franchises in the whole gaming industry
anyone that has at least 2 functioning brain cells knows you get a nintendo console to play nintendo games, and nothing else
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:30:58 PM
No.718659280
>>718659418
>>718660813
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:31:06 PM
No.718659285
>>718645262
The consoles as no power from soft Chad's showing that the switcche2 is a piece of garbage without dessert kek
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:33:42 PM
No.718659418
>>718659280
deck-sama, I kneel
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:35:07 PM
No.718659472
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:40:50 PM
No.718659743
>>718659201
Get your head out your ass. If people don't need third parties then why did they port beg so much for games like persona 5?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:45:28 PM
No.718659980
>>718632608
lmao tendies can't fathom that their fisher price tablet is anything less than perfect so imagine up hate campaigns
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:50:38 PM
No.718660234
>>718645262
>solidly
tendies really think 20fps is "solid" keeeek
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:59:27 PM
No.718660681
>>718646017
massive cope lmao
>>718659280
I can't decide if the 4 year old Deck outperforming the 2 month old Switch 2 makes Valve look good or Nintendo look bad.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:09:19 PM
No.718661132
>>718636736
>ranni outfit
>scythe
Elon-tier build
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:13:25 PM
No.718661316
>>718661558
wait what? Where the fuck do you get this outfit? Are they adding new weapon types to the Switch 2 version?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:17:27 PM
No.718661558
>>718661316
The game just updated for pc, it's probably for every version
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:29:09 PM
No.718662109
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:30:07 PM
No.718662158
w-what did they mean by this?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:32:35 PM
No.718662282
>>718662490
>>718660813
People say the deck is showing it's age now so it's a really fucking bad look if your brand new device can't even keep up with it. If this is how things are now, imagine 5 years into the switch 2 lifespan.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:37:04 PM
No.718662490
>>718662578
>>718662282
>imagine 5 years into the switch 2 lifespan
maybe huffing hopium here, but I'm still holding out hope for Switch 2 emulation
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:38:39 PM
No.718662564
>>718662637
>>718662757
>>718629590 (OP)
It's a fuckin handheld, what did you expect?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:38:58 PM
No.718662578
>>718662490
That's not copium, emulation is inevitable. Right now though it doesn't matter because it has no games.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:39:48 PM
No.718662624
>>718663837
>>718629590 (OP)
ok now lets see steamdeck...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:40:10 PM
No.718662637
>>718662564
For it to at least run at a consistent 30fps.
see
>>718659172
>>718660813
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:42:21 PM
No.718662757
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:50:46 PM
No.718663185
>>718629590 (OP)
IDC I'm still buying it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:51:06 PM
No.718663208
>>718663712
>>718629590 (OP)
>get sold an inferior product
>defend it to the death
why can't nintendo fans just... admit they're being screwed?
Not defending the NS2 but doesn't the game just run like shit in general? The kind of game you play on good hardware but it still has random dips because Jap devs are too retarded to use more than a couple CPU cores?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:59:42 PM
No.718663634
>>718635558
only good post iit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:59:48 PM
No.718663640
>>718663517
>but doesn't the game just run like shit in general?
Not really, no.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:01:12 PM
No.718663712
>>718663208
Because it's their identity. If nintendo is below perfect then it means their childhood was for nothing
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:02:16 PM
No.718663765
>>718663517
The game does have insane issues with multicore performance. Intel sufferers have to literally disable cores to get a solid 60fps at any settings.The Switch 2, being a heterogenous architecture (bad) and with ARM ISA (difficult to port) is a nightmare for a company that's done nothing but homogenous X86 programming (like From). From not adding any sort of DLSS or MFG or even FSR to their games means the only trick left is dynamic resolution and texture degradation.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:03:49 PM
No.718663837
>>718670627
>>718662624
ok here's some random video, there are plenty of them and everyone that's played it on deck knows it runs fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2M97bG5AFg
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:03:59 PM
No.718663843
More like maidenless edition lmao fuck tendies
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:04:39 PM
No.718663873
>>718663517
Pretty much. FromSoft is kinda infamous for their poor programming skills.
See the original Dark Souls PC port for an example.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:04:57 PM
No.718663892
I hope miyamoto charges $90 for the next mario
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:11:07 PM
No.718664207
>>718664426
FF7 is running fantastically in the demos by the way. Shows this is not a hardware issue but a developer issue. From probably put 25 dollars into this port.
It's gonna be the usual third party thing where they put zero effort into the switch 2 version, which is a years old port, it sells bad and they say "see, Nintendo fans don't buy our games"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:15:55 PM
No.718664426
>>718664494
>>718664207
>Switch 2 runs a 30 year old game better than Elden Ring
color me shocked retard-kun
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:16:20 PM
No.718664449
>>718629590 (OP)
I remember it performing terribly on PC release as well
Theyβll fix it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:17:13 PM
No.718664494
>>718664563
>>718664426
he meant the remake of FF7
>>718629590 (OP)
So who made the port? If it's actually FROM then this might be a red flag for Duskbloods, though I suppose it being developed with the switch 2 in mind might soften the blow(?).
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:18:46 PM
No.718664563
>>718664636
>>718664494
oh I'm sorry, are you that anon's attorney? I'm going off of what he said, there was no mention of a remake
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:19:51 PM
No.718664615
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:20:16 PM
No.718664636
>>718664673
>>718664563
why the fuck would there be a PS1 game demo in 2025
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:20:52 PM
No.718664673
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:20:52 PM
No.718664675
>>718664514
revenant tanked that btw
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:02 PM
No.718664686
>>718664514
Bandai Namco dev team and Nintendo support apparently
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:15 PM
No.718664698
>>718664734
>>718663517
If the deck can average 40fps with zero effort from From, the switch 2 has no excuse.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:38 PM
No.718664721
Huh? Wasn't this perfectly playable on the Deck?
How is that possible?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:56 PM
No.718664734
>>718664698
different architecture
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:22:29 PM
No.718664769
>>718629962
Nintendo revealed Elden Ring FIRST for their third party offerings on Switch 2's launch year. Anyone would expect it to run good, hell even great considering Switch 1 has had some pretty competent, and even great AA and AAA ports. There's no excuse here.
Stop blaming Nintendo you retards.
Fromsoft is just incompetent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1HuX2_Hhss
Elden Ring ran decent on the Deck because it was fucking Valve devs that picked up the slack.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:25:48 PM
No.718664949
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:26:05 PM
No.718664965
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:28:07 PM
No.718665076
>>718664880
Nigga this is being developed by Bandai and Nintendo lmaooo
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:29:22 PM
No.718665137
>>718634153
Unless you're an investor, why the fuck would you care about this?
Sub-par hardware is okay as long as it sells a lot?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:30:19 PM
No.718665178
>>718641369
What in the hell, "if you didn't beat it in handheld mode" is fucking true?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:30:26 PM
No.718665187
>>718635162
Can't wait to laugh at the fromsoft cock suckers seething at people making fun of this game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:30:26 PM
No.718665189
Man, my wallet got super heavy all of a sudden.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:30:28 PM
No.718665190
>>718664880
>Stop blaming Nintendo
No.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:31:05 PM
No.718665216
>>718664880
Maybe Nintendo should help From like Valve did?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:31:13 PM
No.718665219
>>718664514
>So who made the port? If it's actually FROM then this might be a red flag for Duskbloods, though I suppose it being developed with the switch 2 in mind might soften the blow(?).
The main reason this is running bad is because Elden Ring doesn't use DLSS and they're too lazy to add it to the switch 2 version. I'm sure duskbloods will have it, and if not I will be completely baffled. DLSS lets games run at 540p so even handheld hardware can run them well.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:31:34 PM
No.718665240
>>718665638
>>718635162
It's alright it'll eventually get ported to pc unless nintendo paid them an astronomical amount of shekels.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:38:31 PM
No.718665638
>>718665806
>>718666107
>>718665240
BB still not on PC ex-emulation, and I doubt Sony paid From much for it. It's mostly because the technical side of things was handled by people that no longer work in the industry. You can thank Jim Ryan for that.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:41:23 PM
No.718665806
>>718665638
From is a much bigger name than they were 10 years ago. I'm sure paying them for permanent exclusivity, even for a slop title, is a pretty penny these days.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:46:42 PM
No.718666107
>>718666298
>>718667503
>>718665638
>BB still not on PC ex-emulation
Because Sony has the full rights on Bloodborne, unlike Nintendo with Duskbloods
Nintendo paid Fromsoftware an hefty bribe for timed exclusivity
Sony handed Fronsoftware a major updated next gen engine with the support of Japan studios (rip) so every single Fromsoftware title today sice Bloodborne was possible thanks to that exclusivity deal
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:47:13 PM
No.718666143
>>718666463
>3 year old game patched to oblivion, played on everything
>Nintendo runs it like its good old n64 days
>Nintendo cult defends it
Why
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:49:32 PM
No.718666298
>>718666570
>>718667317
>>718666107
>Nintendo paid Fromsoftware an hefty bribe for timed exclusivity
Do you have a single source to back this up?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:52:11 PM
No.718666463
>>718666627
>>718666143
Because of comparable alternatives probably
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:53:14 PM
No.718666517
>>718666710
>another switch 2 nothingburger
>badly photoshopped OP picture
>trust me bro
Yawnnβ¦.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:53:51 PM
No.718666570
>>718666298
Duskbloods page where it says all rights belong to Fromsoftware and Nintendo page where it says Fromsoftware is the publisher
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:54:51 PM
No.718666627
>>718666837
>>718666463
You mean cp2077 running at 20 fps with DLSS?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:56:01 PM
No.718666710
>>718666517
Anybody who unironically uses the word "nothingburger" is a certified sub 80IQ
Your brand loyalty is so strong that you can't take any criticism for your favorite corporation?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:57:49 PM
No.718666837
>>718666627
And Elden Ring is nowhere near that graphically
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:05:13 PM
No.718667317
>>718666298
Do you think fromsoft would make their game exclusive to nintendo because they like the ecosystem or something else? Lmao
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:08:24 PM
No.718667503
>>718666107
>Sony handed Fronsoftware a major updated next gen engine
they've used the same exact engine since Demon's souls in 2009. If anything BB's engine is closer to DS1 than it is DS3/modern fromsoft titles.
The only credit Sony have with fromsoft's engine is their (incredibly botched) involvement in Demon's Souls.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:27:20 PM
No.718668862
The power of the Bitch 2
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:29:00 PM
No.718668978
>>718629590 (OP)
Unironically looks sovl
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:52:36 PM
No.718670627
>>718672547
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:14:04 PM
No.718672098
>>718629590 (OP)
I love how "but Sony!" is legitimately what some people are going with here.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:14:19 PM
No.718672109
>>718676252
>>718629590 (OP)
I have no doubt it will be fixed by the time it releases
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:20:59 PM
No.718672547
>>718673410
>>718670627
I dunno I played Bloodborne at like 20 fps and thought it was great. From games are designed around low fps. That's how they're supposed to be played.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:31:23 PM
No.718673410
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:40 PM
No.718676252
>>718672109
>I have no doubt it will be fixed by the time it releases
Nice 15-year coma you just woke up from, anon.