>>718630705 (OP)
A couple weeks back I was at a family reunion. Some brought their dogs too and they were playing in a big group going crazy
I leaned over to a cousin I hadn't seen in 20 years and said "they look like they're having more fun than us humans", and he visibly tensed, blushed, then muttered "dogs only have two genders"
It took until the drive back to realize he was triggered by my use of "they"
You people are genuinely giving yourself schizophrenia