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Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:01:02 AM No.718632475 >>718632978 >>718633362 >>718634027 >>718636171 >>718636543
Pauline Theories and Speculation
Mario and Pauline.png md5: 4425b563... 🔍
Let's speculate about Pauline.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:09:28 AM No.718632978 >>718633116
>>718632475 (OP)
So are you saying the Storks fucked up again?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:11:49 AM No.718633116
>>718632978
No?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:16:25 AM No.718633362 >>718633503 >>718633672
>>718632475 (OP)
You lost and got raped eric;;
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:18:47 AM No.718633503 >>718633664
>>718633362
What are you doing here?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:21:28 AM No.718633664 >>718635261
>>718633503
Trolling you
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:21:37 AM No.718633672 >>718633834
>>718633362
You failed and got gaped darren ',;-D
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:25:09 AM No.718633834
>>718633672
Doesn't bother me
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:28:58 AM No.718634027
>>718632475 (OP)
Should've been a Wario game
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:29:23 AM No.718634047 >>718634291
nintendo forgor skullemoji
there, the truth behind it all
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:33:14 AM No.718634291
Pauline and Peach.png md5: 8cd6a1ab... 🔍
>>718634047
Nintendo did not forget.
They know that Pauline loves Mario more than Peach does.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 3:50:12 AM No.718635261
>>718633664
Why?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:02:52 AM No.718636009 >>718636269
why did they make Pauline JR live with her grandma and on the streets?
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:05:26 AM No.718636171 >>718636927
>>718632475 (OP)
Mario ditching Peach for the woman who always showed him love instead of friendzoning him would be based
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:06:52 AM No.718636269 >>718637821
>>718636009
She does not live on the streets.
She probably lives at City Hall, and she probably went out on the street to practice performing in front of a live audience.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:10:57 AM No.718636543
z4321.jpg md5: b250ffee... 🔍
>>718632475 (OP)
Donk women were made for Donk men
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:17:08 AM No.718636927
>>718636171
This is the most likely outcome.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:32:56 AM No.718637821
>>718636269
Mario literally forced Baby Pauline to live in the sewers eating raw sewage.
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:37:28 AM No.718638058 >>718639683
>so mindbroken by Odyssey you make this your life
>so mindbroken by Odyssey you wish Miyamoto would die because you’re convinced that your fanfic could happen then
>so mindbroken by Odyssey you’ve convinced yourself that there are actually two unrelated Marios who look exactly the same
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 4:42:32 AM No.718638339
I have suzannefag fatigue
Anonymous 8/21/2025, 5:06:31 AM No.718639683
>>718638058
>so mindbroken by Odyssey you make this your life
This is false.
I am not mindbroken by Odyssey.
>so mindbroken by Odyssey you wish Miyamoto would die because you’re convinced that your fanfic could happen then
I do not wish Miyamoto would die.
I explained that Pauline Mario could exist because when Miyamoto dies, he won't be there to make sure that the new Mario developers don't accidentally ruin his creation.
>so mindbroken by Odyssey you’ve convinced yourself that there are actually two unrelated Marios who look exactly the same
Donkey Kong Bananza introduced Lady as the grandma of Bananza Pauline and mother of Mayor Pauline. Jumpman can't be the dad of both Mayor Pauline and Mario, or else Mario and Mayor Pauline would have been in an incestuous relationship.